/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Are you a bad enough dude to help save the Web?
STOP SOPA AND PIPA

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noko Mr King Baby 01/20/12(Fri)04:50:26 No.375358560

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RIDDLE TIME
I'm strong at length and weak if rushed, i have many different forms. I have existed for years in many cultures, and i calm the anger and soothe the pain. Sweets change me and cold rushes me. I can be dark or light, but rarely white, and I'm healthy as can be. What am I?

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>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:16:59 No.375361626 >>375361151 Then i would guess it's an item in runescape. The weets would make sense then, you fucking dumbass. Think stats.

Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:04 No.375361637

>>375361443
>For fuck sakes, you're using our effort for your own fucking advantage, what the fuck is your problem?

Sounds like his only "problem" is resourcefulness, but I hardly consider that to be a problem. You, on the other hand, sound extremely pained in the gluts.

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:07 No.375361749 >>375361438 The monkey from DK country 2?

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milky 01/20/12(Fri)05:09:39 No.375360815

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This is the official pony thread! If there is another thread, redirect them here.

Everyone equal. Everyone loved. You don’t have to have a name to be a brony, it’s just for fun.

Love, tolerance, friendship, and kindness are the most important things a brony can have, let’s spread some joy and post some ponies!

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>>	Nopony 70% Jesus 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:34 No.375361692 File1327054654.jpg-(102 KB, 452x647) >>375361538 >>375361568 >>375361368 I don't even

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:58 No.375361732 File1327054678.jpg-(24 KB, 793x444) >>375361639 Oh. You. Do you take requests?

>>	milky 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:08 No.375361752 File1327054688.png-(135 KB, 973x822) >>375361639 Oh damn, that explains Pinka's posts earlier... Good to hear it's settled, what ever happened.

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Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)04:43:31 No.375357725

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also post book title/author.

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>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:55 No.375361725 "And though digging holes in one of the local boneatoriums was in bad taste, the mess wasn't too bad". Stephen King, The Dark Half

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:58 No.375361731 Heat released = specific heat x mass x temperature change

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:07 No.375361750 book: caring masculinity S45: Exemplarily this phenomenon may be observed concerning shame of gender sry, for my bad translation. Hm.. seems like i have to practise more submission with my girlfriend?

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Alice Margatroid 01/20/12(Fri)04:30:26 No.375356008

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H-hello Anonymous, would you like a hug?

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Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:30 No.375361682

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>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:52 No.375361723 >>375361654 He pussied out on that one, according to him it was a "why the fuck did i internet while high" situation.

>>	Red Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:07 No.375361751 File1327054687.png-(196 KB, 490x700) >>375361344 4chan sigourney the people's champions pony ponies brony bronies anybody everybody Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Sup Niggers 01/20/12(Fri)04:48:08 No.375358299

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Okay /b/. So i'm deciding to tell the girl who I fell for, how pissed I am at her for not answering my question if she'd go out with me. I'd tell her casually that I loved her. Let me shorten up why I'm angry with her.

>I text her in the morning, asking her if she wanted to go out with me
>I wait 12 hours for a response
>Got no response
>Get on Facebook
>"Femanon is in a relationship with scumbag"
>I'mokaywiththat
>Y u no answer my question though?

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>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:15:02 No.375361427 >she saw your text >not interested but dont know how to tell you >team up with her guy friend to act as her bf >know you gonna stalk her >you saw it you rage >she indirectly tells you she is not interested >move on.

Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:15:03 No.375361428

>>375360975
not really, i'm an evolutionary error which in turn voids anyone from being romantically, sexually or genuinely attracted to me under any given circumstances.

i'm also the most hideous male in the universe on all accounts, so i'm double-fucked. not to mention i'm incredibly unintelligent and utterly uninteresting

Sup Niggers 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:07 No.375361748

>>375361210
> She's 16
>Yesterday morning was Thursday
>Boy, she definitely wasn't in school or anything
>>375361248
Just to correct you I -didn't- ask for help. Though when I said I was prepared for the worst, I meant if she actually answered NO. And to answer what another anon asked "why are you worth her time?" I'm one of her better friends, that and it's not like she actually does anything else outside of school besides go to a mall etc etc whine whine whine

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Ronald Paulson 01/20/12(Fri)04:51:25 No.375358675

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Have questions?
Want to know more?
Ask me.

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>>	Ronald Paulson 01/20/12(Fri)05:16:46 No.375361602 File1327054606.jpg-(56 KB, 720x415) >>375361384 Ron Paul = Constitutional liberty The rest = Big government tyrany. That's the jist of it.

Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:46 No.375361709

>>375360537

Well fuck shit man I don't know what to believe. One camp says that systematic deregulation of the banks, something that started in the late 20th century, ultimately led to this financial disaster because of the shadow banking system, and then you say too much regulation on the part of US gov with Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac.

Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:05 No.375361745

>>375361400
So he's actually not a free market libertarian or even a true capitalist?
Regardless of this, saying that the farmers would be "allowed" to make this mistake will obviously have huge problems with businesses down the road. Businesses will take the environmentally unfriendly approach if it is profitable. I don't want to fuck up our earth any more just because I don't feel like paying taxes.

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Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)04:51:23 No.375358668

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name and vids. help me /b

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>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:13:43 No.375361290 >>375361007 I don't have much else that isn't in the links I posted, those two might be all that's worth posting. That's her Russian Facebook or whatever, Twitter and YouTube channel. Stalk her for a while and maybe she'll post more.

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:15:31 No.375361479 >>375361290 there were not tits though do you have more tits?

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:04 No.375361744 File1327054684.jpg-(43 KB, 604x453) >>375361479 Not that aren't covered up, unfortunately. Sadly this is all there is, to the best of my knowledge.

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OP(BSHU) Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:06:35 No.375360460

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Game time, new game

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>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:45 No.375361708 SOPA in texas

>>	Confederacy of Boxxy 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:50 No.375361717 >>375361622 erm, I mean Michigan. Boxxy now has Illinois, Michigan, Indiana. Next is Wisconsin.

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:05 No.375361746 >>375361689

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Chris The Hater Kitty 01/20/12(Fri)05:09:46 No.375360836

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hey /b/ im taking hentai requests. Just say what hentai you want and ill post it. oh and ITT: hentai dump

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>>	Chris The Hater Kitty 01/20/12(Fri)05:14:58 No.375361411 File1327054498.png-(542 KB, 800x800) >>375361189 Is it this?

>>	Chris The Hater Kitty 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:33 No.375361688 File1327054653.jpg-(1.51 MB, 1750x1397) >>375361189 and not that charecter but soul caliber

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:04 No.375361743 One piece Only the best of the best

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Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)04:08:58 No.375353025

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Do it or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:16:00 No.375361527 they see me rollin..

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:19 No.375361661 File1327054639.jpg-(138 KB, 1504x1000) >>375353025 I reject your reality and substitute my own.

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:03 No.375361740 I have a mac.

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Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)04:51:01 No.375358625

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Render thy judgment onto me /b/
Older pic, bigger beard now.

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>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:06:28 No.375360448 Weak /b/´, Weak... Why cant I feel the hate

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:12:33 No.375361150 Very well than, maybe /soc/ is more cruel

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:02 No.375361737 File1327054682.jpg-(985 KB, 2592x1944) Stay mad /b/

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Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)04:15:40 No.375353896

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Hi, /b/.

Vocaroo time, I'll record myself speaking every single post in this thread.

25 words or less.

GO.

Also, demo:

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>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:12 No.375361651 VAS A COMPRAR NOS COMIDA?

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:16 No.375361655 >>375361526

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:03 No.375361738 KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU

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Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)03:01:13 No.375343317

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We find each and every lobbying firm involved with SOPA.

We find random lobbyists from each.

We pick one out, one by one.

We ruin their lives.

If we dox them and find their home numbers, and they are male and married/have girlfriends, we have femanons call their homes asking for the man, talking as if they are having an affair with him.

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>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:15:03 No.375361429 >>375347583 >Google, 4chan, Reddit, Wikipedia All jew controlled and even owned Google is NSA.

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:17:54 No.375361724 DONT THINK, DO IT. DO IT NOW!

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:03 No.375361739 File1327054683.png-(31 KB, 122x96) >>375361429 Of course they are. That's why they will even be all the easier to shut down, our brothers will shut them down willingly when the time comes. Oy vey.

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Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)01:55:38 No.375331124

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This is the last straw for me:

Megaupload.com Gets Hit by Mega Piracy Indictment; Hackers Attack Feds, Entertainment Industry

abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=15396526

One day after the SOPA protests and Obama pledging to veto it, this happens. Really?! And how the fuck is our govt taking down websites that are based outside the US and arresting the non-US citizens that run them anyways? How? Our govt is way too far up every other country's shit. I'm actually gonna vote for Ron Paul now. That's it, dude. His fiscal and social policies are insane, but fuck it. He at least wants the US to get out of every other country's business.

Ron Paul /b/

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>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:14:34 No.375361376 >>375360936 www.ihr.org/jhr/v14/v14n6p19_Chamberlin.html

>>	Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)05:16:16 No.375361553 File1327054576.jpg-(46 KB, 737x488) >>375361329 Still licking this faggots anus

>>	‮ =w= oy ,ureN s'I ♯ ♯ ‪‪‪‬‬ Neru 01/20/12(Fri)05:18:03 No.375361741 File1327054683.png-(465 KB, 800x612) >>375361553 I's asexual, but Assange is totally fuckable.