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STOP SOPA AND PIPA

No.375336754

bump, come on let me hear them stories.

No.375337054

>Have Internet programming class
>Proffesor gives website project (no big deal)
>Still expects us to do homework
>still expects us to know 100% details for mid terms and finals
>Does not tech students how to set up a webserver
>Complains that were not dedicated enough
>After project is done, shes one month late with grades.

Seriously how do these people get hired.

No.375337203

>be senior year
>blaze fat as fuck everyday before school
>do it every day of second semester
>never get caught
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected

No.375337265

bumping

No.375337419

So instead of hitting on them, you scare them off with your fireworks that end up in a sticky ending which will lead to those chicks most likely never speak to you again... Unless you like boys then thats totally cool

No.375337468

>bullied whole life of highschool by some fucking sporty kid
>Building CD rack in woodwork
>the cunt comes over and breaks it
>get mad
>throw him into the wall and hit him as hard as i can in the gut
>throw him to ground
>teacher approaches and tells me next time do it outside and not in his class.
>avoid any punishment
>3 days later he attempts to fight me in phys ed with all his friends around
>land 2 good punches then get grabbed by teacher before his friends could help him..
>mfw so lucky

No.375337549

>>375337203

candy-ass friend of mine would smoke right on the stairs of a building with a security camera pointed right at him every morning...

He was actually surprised and angry when he got caught and expelled. lol

No.375337689

>In calculus1 in college
>Proffesor is head of math dept
>teaches studesnts about number theory and topology IN CALC 1
>No one in class understand wtf hes talking about
>Proffesor does not care and continues to teach dumb crap
>90% of the class fails
>people try to complain
>They get sent home because hes the head of the department


Fuck college seriously

No.375337724

>be freshmen year
>get new locker with combination
>put in combination
>it won't work
>fuck
>do it again
>it opens up
>everytingwentbetterthanexpected

No.375337773

>17 year old fcandy-assgot
>lul wuts spice
>smoke some before class
>???
>Cartoons, cartoons everywhere
>trip the fuck out and just get up and leave class
>come back next day teacher asked how my grandpa was doing
>i got up and said that "My grandfather has just contacted me, I must assist my grandpa for he needs my help" word for word
>no memory
>never smoke spice again

No.375337835

>>375336353

Wow bro, alpha as fuck, lets scare AWAY the pussy.

No.375337851

>>375337419

We didn't want to fucking hit on them, most of them were dickcheese ugly and we were too busy being rebels and being retarded to give a shit. Besides the chicks who hung with the metal heads were way cooler.

No.375337917

>have shitty web design class in highschool
>taught by 70 year old cunt who keeps calling images thumbprints
>gives us a lecture on "netiquette" based on some article about some dipshit being murdered cause he ripped someone off on ebay.
>networked lazer printer at front of the room
>no way of knowing which computer sent printed document
>goatse
>print
lol when she picks up the paper.

No.375338210

>>375336754
moar?

No.375338300

>girl is notorious for kneeing guys in the balls at school for "fun"
>she gets up really close pretending to talk to the person about something and then she knees them
>her group of friends are always nearby to laugh at how funny she is doing this shit
>teachers dont know about this/ never see it in action so they dont stop it
>one day she comes up to this really fat pear shaped boy in gym class
>hes got 1-2 friends in that school, and is picked on alot
>girl knees him in balls, group starts laughing
>he punches her in the chest then pushes her away, despite being in pain from the nutshot
>all the jocks in her group and nearby in the gym instantly rush to see if shes okay and start punching/kicking the fat kid
>teachers come after they noticed somethings going on, then break it up
>He gets in trouble with the principle because teachers didnt see who started it, and the girl had multiple people say he did
>he gets suspended for a month, she gets nothing

I felt like punching that fucking bitch in the face

happened in 11th grade, fuck this world

No.375338314

>>375338210

Only other fake I got.

No.375338369

>>375337773
weed =/= salvia
candy-assgot

No.375338459

>>375337773
i know that feel brah

>18 senior year, near the end of year
>be band nerd
>smoke some salvia after school one day
>realize i have the most important band concert all year in 30 minutes
>show up
>people realize im high as fuck
>start fucking with me telling me theres a spider on me and shit
>freak out the entire time
>slacker in drumline
>think im playing the fuck out the triangle
>next day everyone hates me because i went on a triangle solo that i dont remember
>lulz forever

No.375338471

>>375337689

nature of the beast...I've always hated the lack of consistency between profs and TAs in terms of grading and subjects covered. One prof will be ok with teaching something ridiculously hard and failing half the class while another prof teaching the same course will go relatively easy on the class and be more fair with grading. I hate that I'm paying big money for such a crapshoot

No.375338508

>>375338369

Mentions neither in his post, 0/10.

No.375338593

qurl.co/m/ubbu

No.375338817

I have a good one

>Be taking linear algebra in school
>The proffesor is a fucking quack
>Dumb shit has all his, tests, finals ect in a flash drive
>Proffesor leaves the room
>Me and my friend take flash drive and copy everything from it.
>Whole class gets A

Seriosuly i don't know how people fucking pass these classes with A's

No.375338911

>>375338369
are you stupid or retarded. JESUS CUNT FUCKING CHRIST I FUCKING MAD
SALVIA=SALVIA
WEED=WEED
SPICE/K20/INCENSE+JWH-018/-250/-210

No.375338961

>>375337054
>ive heard that excuse so much "you guys can all get A+ if you were dedicated enough, you can now all stay behind after class because i want to see at least A's. And if i see anyone not working or talking your going to the office." btw it was a private school

No.375338962

>Be bullied from 6th-8th, decide to take MMA for high school
>First day of 9th grade, first year of high school
>Nervous as fuck
>Trying to make friends, talk to a lack kid
>Make joke, didn't realize I called him a roody-poo
>Nigger wants to fight me after school
>Whole school comes to watch
>Go badass on the roody-poo
>Whole school loves me
>mfw I feel like a bamf
>mfw I have no face


Niggers name was Ommalli. Never forget a name like that.

No.375338993

>Some cocknig throws a sandwich down the back of my shirt
>Punch him and break his nose
>Rest of high school never bullied again

Also,
>In the one shitty computers class my high school offers
>Get done early
>Teacher uses monitoring software and tells me to stop drawing Mario by filling in Microsoft Excel boxes
>okay.jpg

No.375338996

>be an average to popular kid in grade 11
>decide to start trying in sports that year
>Become Athletics Champion, Cross Country Champion and Swimming Champion
>Hot girl is sports captain
>is always there whenever I win shit
>she has an older boyfriend
>fuck her at school

>mfw

No.375339062

>>375338459
I have a fever, and the only cure is MOAR TRIANGLE!

No.375339183

>sophmore year
>get bullied every day
>months go buy
> bully jumps on my back during lunch cause I wouldnt give him a dollar
>fucking lunch ladies stare and do nothing
>tell my parents when I get home
>parents call the principle
>principle knows the kid by name says she'll deal with it
>next day me and bully get called into the office
>stupid cunt principal asks me point blank in front of the kid if he's been bullying me.
>look down at my shoes, say no
>torture continues

stupid cunt.

No.375339185

>>375338314
i have a couple too

No.375339236

>>375337689

Seriously? Man up. That's college. Teach yourself, and don't be a little bitch.

No.375339322

>11th grade
>Be in teachers classroom during lunch catching up on homework
>Teacher has to use the bathroom
>Leaves me in empty classroom by myself
>Decide to peak into her desk and see if I can find some money or something
>Find a bottle of Xanax, Zoloft, and some Vicodin in bottom drawer
>Proceed to loot her for all her pills and go back to doing my work
>She doesn't notice the whole day
>Next day I'm gonzo as fuck off Vicodin and Xanax
>She can't do shit, she has no proof

Fuck yeah, drug abuse!

No.375339411

>>375338300

>all my rage

No.375339469

>>375339185

No.375339557

>>375337689
thats college, that's why you have a week to decide if you want to drop the class with no penalty, and thats why you are given a certain number of late drop credits.

No.375339656

>After school.
>Been throwing shit out of the city bus window for weeks.
>Decide to amp it up.
>Kids bring a garbage bag full of rocks onto the bus.
>Kids also bring rotten cartons of milk and eggs.
>Proceed to throw these out of the bus window at people on the street.
>Rotten milk hits one fat, ugly goth chick and explodes all over her.
>Rotten milk hits one guy in his convertible. Explodes all over him and the car.
>Cuts off bus.
>Stand off for about two hours.
>Finally an ambulance has to pass through and the guy has to move his car.
>Doesn't move his car.
>Transit police come.
>Evacuate the bus and take people into custody.
>The rest of the people that didn't do anything had to leave the bus and wait for another.

Good times.

No.375339681

>>375336353
Yay for boys! Girls are gross! Next time use cooty spray!

No.375339772

>>375337917

No.375340017

Oh boy, this thread brought back some memories... Here's my all time favorite story

>be 14 year old edgy skinhead weed smoker
>be going to a mostly black/latin school, the few whites are mostly wiggers
>draw nazi shit on the walls of the bathroom every day
>lol at all the people raging at them
>this goes on for a month
>one day, in 7th period, morbidly obese security guard says "anon come with me the administrator wants to see you"
>ohshitohshitohshit
>sweating buckets and shaking, heart pounding out of my chest
>Admin interrogates me, deny everything
>"ok then anon lets search your backpack"
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>he searches the bag and finds my weed, my brass knuckles, and lots of drawing of swastikas n shit
>only get suspended for 3 days, according to the rulebook, I should have faced criminal charges
>admin and me are bros for the rest of the year
>parents don't care
>relax for 3 days
>everything went better than expected

No.375340130

>teacher grading, usually a bitch but now quiet sitting next to the printer
>me and friends being usual dicks
>print troll faces which start spewing out onto her work
>gets pissed off and yells for whoever to stop it
>later prints out some worksheets
>printing paper was filled with troll faces
>worksheets ruined
>throws the worksheets at the wall
>goes outside for a smoke

No.375340148

>be senior year in high school
>get really high during lunch with female friend, and some of my other guy friends
>female is a lightweight but tries to keep up with us smoking 2 blunts and passing bowls
>go to McDonalds and everyone orders a shit ton of chicken nuggets
>go to english class with female friend
>she looks really pale
>"hey bitch, you okay?"
>complains about not feeling well
>"yeah you don't look so good, you need to go to the nurse or something?"
>doesn't wanna move, continues to look miserable
>"sure you don't wanna go to the nurse? i'll help you get there if you need"
>"NO" gets all stubborn and shit
>5 minutes later, she pukes chicken nuggets ALL OVER the desk and herself
>everyone laughs, she sits there crying and embarassed face down in her own puke
>tolduso.jpg

No.375340164

>>375337835

I was just thinking this. You ever think those chicks were interested, OP?

No.375340173

>Doing some bullshit team assignment
>Get sick the day I have to turn it in
>Go to school, hand in my part of the work to my teacher before school, leave
>Come back next day
>Douchecunt teammate is saying I'm an asshole because he had to do my part because I only did half and the PE teacher had to break the lock on my locker to get my paper
>"Actually I did all of it. And I don't have a lock on my PE locker."
>"That's bullshit David everyone has one on their locker"
>"I take my PE clothes home at the end of the day"
>Open backpack
>Show the PE shirt
>Teacher asks what's going on
>Explain, teacher calls my teammate a liar and shows the group my paper

At the end of the year the guy tried handing in a book report on Mein Kampf, then threw a desk when it didn't get accepted, huehuehue

No.375340577

>>375340173
he sounds edgy and cool

No.375340821

>In highschool internet class
>Teacher is super protective "TECH SAVI PERSON"
>Have to do microsoft exel projects
>Use the shortcuts and tricks to make my projects look good
>Teacher yells at me for cheating
>wtf....
>ask how is that cheating, were supposed to learn about the project.
>she says because you're not supposed to do it the smart way at first


MY RAGE.

No.375340837

>Be 9th grader.
>Single, meet old childhood friend, we start dating within a month.
>We are really shy around each other
>Best time we have is when we played in the school courtyard while there was heavy rain outside.
>Fuck it up by getting together with ex girlfriend.
>feels bad man.

No.375340847

OP is a candy-ass

Anyways

Posted in last thread, think it could use another repeat.

>10th grade
>Spend a lot of effort and time into an English paper
>All of my friends think the paper is great
>Teacher gives me a D
>Proceed to rage and concoct a plan
>During lunch, just finished my styrofoam drink I had
>Had to take a huge dump and a piss
>Empty contents of styrofoam cup and fill with shit and urine
>Proceed to school parking lot
>Find English teacher's car, rag top Miata
>Proceed to throw the cup full of excrement at her car
>Cup splatters feces and urine all over the rag top and down the windshield and other areas of the car
>Run like a mother fucker
>Never get caught
>mfw

No.375340855

>Mexican from Mexico.
>10th grade bully.
>Got transferred from shithole school to candyarse school.
>Infested with Justin Bieber lookalikes.
>Some "tuff-kool-kid" tries to impress his buddies pulling some weak macho shit.
>I let it slip.
>Next day tries it again.
>I play along and play the bullied role.
>Next day he thinks he has me by the balls.
>Professor Weakdick goes take a leak.
>Mini-Bully tries to jump on me.
>I pull my switchblade from my boots.
>Fucker jumps backwards scared to death.
>Runs around the desks desperately looking for help from his buddies.
>Walking slowly, feelsgoodman.jpg pace.
>Grab him by the neck, face to face, 10cms apart.
>I pull the "slid-blade-across-tongue" stunt + crazy psychopath laugh.
>Slam him to the ground and get back on my chair.
>Professor Weakcock returns 30secs after my show.
>Founds Justin Jr. crying in the floor, he can't say 2 words.
>He never ranted on me.
>Next 3 years of psychological abuse courtesy from your truly.

Felt so fucking cool having the fear and respect from an entire school generation.

No.375340999

>In econ
>Me and teacher are friends, and make fun of each other in class
>It's near the end of the year, and we have to give big reports
>Me, being the nerd that I was in high school, did mine on the video game industry.
>In an attempt to get the teacher involved, I asked him if he played video games in high school
>He said he dated girls in high school.
>Uproarious laughter
>Admit that that was pretty good
>Was a good sport about it
>Respect.jpg
>Laugh about it now because it's a funny memory

No.375341088

>be 16
>ditched school one day
>missed the penis inspection notice that was sent home
>decided to shave my pubes for the first time ever
>one week later all the guys are nervous
>ask whats wrong
>"Dude penis inspection day"
>FFFFFUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
>we line up im nervous as hell
>i get into the booth and the swimming coach is my inspector
>i calm down a little because i swam and he was really nice to me, always told me if i missed a spot while showering sometimes hed even wash my back for me
>i pull down my pants and underwear and i can instantly see the disappointment on his face
>i explain that i didnt know about the inspection and it was the first time id ever shaved my pubes.
>he tells me he remembers me always having a nicely manicured lustrous bush and cant understand why i shaved.
>i explain i was only experimenting and he tells me he will let it slide this time
>he deducts a couple points because of a vein thats a bit too big on the left side of my shaft
>asks me to get hard and i cant, im too nervous
>ask him for help and that ive herd rumors of other inspectors doing it
>he plays with my shaft and balls for less than a minute and im rock hard
>passed thanks to the kindness and help of the best coach ive ever had

No.375341165

>>375340577

He might've been but he got mad easily and was an outspoken white supremacist.

Not the "lol roody-poos" kind, the actual kind that wears arm bands to class and tries to tell us all about the kikejews.

No.375341171

It's motherfucking storytime, /b/

>11th grade English class
>Mrs J Wilson
>Old as fuck, ignores you if you don't speak in a complete sentence
>Ignores "Wait, why?" "How?" etc.
>Can't pronounce her R's

>One day she's out of class for a few minutes
>Get up, walk behind screen and write "Red Rabbit"
>Class continues as normal
>Leaving
>She yells "Who wote wed wabbit on mah boawd???" loud enough for the entire school to hear
>pokerface.jpg and walk away

>Proofreading AP Gov essay for next period, 5 minutes until the end of class, all work has been turned in
>Add sentence to the end of the essay
>"What awe you wowking on?" ~Fucking speech impediment
>She grabs essay off my desk, I'm one word from finishing it
>"This isn't fow mah class! You can pick this up aftew school!"
>Calmly try to explain
>"Well my wowk is mowe impowtant"
>I have had a very very shitty day so far, and I'm a *little* stressed about this paper that's worth a large portion of my grade
>Walk outside classroom
>Bell rings
>Punch concrete wall furiously (I was in tae-kwon-do at the time, nearly black belt...)
>Walk back into class, take my paper off the desk, walk out

She was a hate-dripping cunt.

No.375341244

>>375340017

Sounds like you were pretty badass. Not trying to be a smartass, being serious.

No.375341583

>>375340164

Like I said before, most of em were ugly as shit, and us metal heads had to be rebels yo... had to do some crazy shit cuz we go hard up in this bitch, we didn't give a fuck about them. We had to protect our "turf."

In retrospect, obviously I was an idiot in high school. But it felt great at the time.

No.375341788

>>>>375340017

If I was a school admin I'd consider brass knuckles "hand armor" and reward students who use them with hard candy

or saltwater taffy

mmm

No.375341901

>be in college
>go to the gym
>walk up to locker to put phone and hoodie in
>forgot combination
>hot girl walks by
>DAT ASS
>remember combination
>continue with day

yeah idk i dont have any cool stories bro

No.375342024

>>375336353

>10th grade metal head

I see you were/are an edgy piece of garbage that still thinks "music defines who you are and what you are."

>Bunch of chicks start invading the metal head hangout area at lunch

You're kidding me right, kid? I hope you're out of highschool, maybe now you're much more mature.

>Keeps bothering people for 3 days over an "invaded hangout"

If I see you I'd fucking jump you infront of your house.

>Bring fireworks and shake soda cans on girls

I'd fucking kill you while you walk back to Mommy's place after school with your earphones plugged in. Either that of bang on your windows at night after following you home and keep that shit up for weeks until you call the fucking pigs to protect your skinny jean-wearing punk ass.

No.375342031

>>375341901

Laughed harder at this than the other stories lol

No.375342044

>Junior year pc tech class
>Junior class beats senior class in quiz game on computer programs "seniors only played shitty WoW"
>Winners get to draw a packet tracer for the losers
>Make packet tracer into form of a swastikas
>Senior who thinks hes hot shit comes in yells racist at us all tells us to erase it
>Dont erase it of course
>He screams like little bitch and throws a dry erase eraser at the kid who is 5X bigger than him
>we all look at him lolwut.jpg

No.375342057

>9th grade
>Go to Christcandy-ass school
>In Bible class, bored as fuck
>Idea.jpg
>Inhale sharply as loud as possible
>Everyone looks at me, teacher included
>Slam head on desk, don't move a muscle
>Teacher shakes me until I move
>Sent of principal's office
>Got off with a warning
>Did it again in History, same results.

Pic unrelated

No.375342171

This stories about me but Ill post it anyway.

>>Be 16
>>Over the summer holidays develop severe psychosis, take 3 months off school and go on hardcore meds, therapy everyday
>>First day back at school, kid I hate pisses me off for the entire day
>>Eating lunch alone, only friend left school too
>>Tips milkshake on my head, popular kids laughing everywhere
>>5"5, 100lbs, his over 6"
>>Rage mode engaged, everything goes blurry
>>Look down, big circle around us, blood all over my hands, dont even recognize his face
>>Run home, come to school next day with a 7" knife in my bag
>>I get searched, everyone finds out
>>No one fucks with me for the rest of the year

Not my proudest moment but, everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

No.375342216

>>375341088
where the fuck did u go to school that had cock inspection, soviet russia?

>be young and stupid in high school
>look at hot chick ass all day, every day for 4 years
>pass high school
>welp that was hard hurr.

No.375342455

>>375340999
>>375340999
>>375340999
>>375340999
>>375340999
>>375340999


Teacher is alpha.
Trips are alpha

No.375342461

>>375342216
Amerifat here. We had penis inspection day, dude...underageb&?

No.375342482

>asd

No.375342521

>Junior year in high school
>Have a 3D animation class with strict as fuck teacher who's always blaming the students for stealing his stuff whenever he loses it
>He can't find his laser pointer
>Keeps class like 10 minutes after bell
>Everybody gets pissed
>One kid gets especially pissed and starts cussing teacher out
>Teacher cusses at him back
>Kid says he'll kill him
>Teacher calls him a wannabe gangster-roody-poo
>Kid kills him
>Everybody is happy and goes to lunch
>Fuckyeah.jpg

No.375342568

>>375338993
we had a retarded teacher in a computer class, which, in combination with a primarily male class and a shared printer with no way for him to trace which PC sent the print order resulted in some serious lulz.
>I will never forget him standing there, talking to us when suddenly next to him the printer starts.
>He is stunned, looks at the printer, tries to turn off the printer and fails, pulls the plug, takes a printout, holds it up (it shows his school website profile picture and a bunch of ms-paint dicks on it) and yells at the class to tell him who it was that sent this.
> at first everyone was silent
> then class went full retard
> everyone walked the dinosaur.

No.375342613

>>375342024

You seem a little upset

I didn't realize people took the actions of a 10th grade idiot high school kid so seriously

Obviously I'm out of high school now dipshit.

I was a retarded kid, wtf do you expect?

The act itself was still funny as fuck.

And no, I never wore skinny jeans, I wasn't the emo type metal head, we wore combat boots, and camo, and listened to grindcore shit.

Not that I'm into it anymore, I still like a couple metal bands, but I'm fuckin 24 now dude, chill the fuck out.

You got some issues.

No.375342710

>highschool
>wiggers, skater kids, and emos everywhere
>mfw

No.375342724

>>375342461
americunt here too. not underageb&
what fucking state had cock inspections.

No.375342864

>>375342171
wait.... Why was there blood?

No.375342876

>10th grade
>walking down the hall to history class
>walking directly behind black guy who's in my class
>see another black guy also in my class walking in our direction
>black guy walking towards us raises his arms, says something, i'm not really paying attention
>gets closer then out of nowhere throws the hardest hitting punch i've ever seen land directly on the face of the kid in front of me
>they both instantly fall on the ground and start brawling
>end up fighting in the doorway of another class, huge crowd immediately assembles and blocks all view
>i keep walking walking to class without missing a step
>teacher does roll call
>"that's weird, where's anthony and jermaine today??"
>mfw i know where

No.375342912

wow look at all those dubs

No.375342916

>carefully orchestrate very much ditching my last couple years at a very surveillant school
>they're super cool stories then, everyone's usually pretty impressed
>but i'm an adult now and they're petty stories about childhood
>mfw. like, whatever.

No.375343013

>10th grade
>friend and i have been tripping each other all day for fun
>friend trips me in photography class
>fall over.
>popular skanks laugh at me
>Me- Hey fuck you cunts, I dont laugh at you when you say stupid shit (bitches thought hellen keller was a talk show host).
>flip them the bird
>Skank #1-umm excuse me?
>Me- You heard me, fuck off
>skank #2- Good luck getting a girlfriend with that attitude
>mfw i had a girlfriend at the time (who i later married)
>teacher pulls me into hall
>Anon, what was that?
>Me- they've been awful to me since middle school
>teacher-fine but don't bring it into my classroom.

no punishment was had

No.375343044

>be in high school
>get high as a kite before school
>1st period math class, pop quiz today... teacher is a total cunt... FUCK
> taking test, class super quiet
>autistic kid bursts into room
>"HEY MRS JOHNSON, I GOT GRAPES IN MY POCKETS DO YOU LIKE GRAPES?! YOU CAN HAVE SOME"
>pulls out grapes from pockets and shows them to math teacher
> whole class stops taking test, laughing so hard I'm crying

No.375343210

>sophmore in highschool
>chewing tobacco in math
>some strings and juice in my mouth foaming up
>go to grab my water to swallow it down
>water is gone my friend is drinking it
>suddenly teacher askes me if I need help try to respond
>comes out sounding like yea she walks over
>friend puts water down it's empty
>smiles at me clench my fist as I swallow the nastiest paste in my life gag
>teacher comes over throat hurts like fuck
>shrug it off and talk she leaves
>my friend likes to take his shoes off during class so at the end i spit my entire dip into his shoe
>leave class before he does
>few hours later I get called to the office
>police officer is there my friend is sitting down and his shoe is on the table
>fucker ratted me out and I had to go to court or underage possesion.
Never gave away the guy who sold it to me and never talked to the kid again.

No.375343264

>>375341171
Senior year I found out she was part of this "anti-bullying" committee that got started after a few candy-asss killed themselves on the internet

>See posters everywhere saying "How does bullying make you feel?"
>Sad, angry, depressed, typed up list bullshit
>Posters, posters fucking everywhere
>Decide to be a smartass

>Print off 10-15 pages of "LIKE A BOSS" with a tuxedo background (mind you this was when it was still very popular)
>Staple to each poster
>Cameras caught me
>Walk into office
>wemeetagain.avi
>don't give a fuck
>Go to detention for 2 days (sleep for an hour after school two days)

I think I scared her after the whole essay incident. My knuckles were a bit bloody picking it up.

No.375343265

>Go to school with mostly white people, only colored person
>Bullied, and uncared about by students and staff
>Last month of grade 12 decide to stir shit up
>Family had become Very wealthy over past few years, however everyone knew me as lower middle class most likely. Stayed modest whole life.
>Start pranking all popular kids, Steal hundreds of Driving magnets and put them on most popular guys car with 2000m of seran rap and a few hundred sticky notes, with my good friends.
>Make anon facebook account, upload them next day.
>Profit!!???
>Parents leave down last month of grade 12
>Start driving very expensive cars to school.... Very expensive
> Girls start talking to me. Tell them to fuck off.
>Made out with this one guy who beat me up's x girlfriend.
>beat up again.

No.375343303

>>375338459
a salvia trip lasts around 5 to 10 minutes..

No.375343394

>>375342521
reminds me of my high school years in Detroit.

No.375343396

>>375339322

Lucky fucking roody-poo

No.375343424

>>375341088
what the fuck that shits messed up, cock inspection? what part of this world did you misfortunatly walk into? also gay?

No.375343636

>9th grade go to science room and waiting for a teacher
>Waiting for a long time, no one in the room with me
>Huge boner, take it out and mess around a bit under the desk, horny as fuck
>Look out windows and see class going on in another wing of the school, just across a small courtyard thing.
> Students looking into the science room im in from their classroom, few people staring
>Stop and zip up, leave room, boner gone instantly.
>Still don't know if they know/saw what I was doing.
>Still wonder what would have happened if I had been caught

No.375343730

I also had to get a "physical" and have my nuts fondled by our P.E. teacher. It wasn't disturbing or anything, it's just what they did I guess... We all got it done, and everything was fine.

No.375343975

>>375343424
>>375342724
>>375342216
if youve never had to pass a penis inspection then your high school diploma is not valid in the US. you MUST pass a penis inspection to graduate

No.375344093

>>375343303
for dried leaves yes
for 80 proof no

No.375344281

>>375343424
New or troll, I can never tell these days...

No.375344538

>>375343975
>>375343975
>>375343975
>>375343975
>>375343975
>>375343975
This.

They had them once per year at my high school; I passed all mine. They had them along with sex ed and health classes.

No.375344597

>be in11th grade
>Creative Writing class
>normal bunch of students, mormon as hell teacher
>weird kid that sits in corner and talks to himself gets made fun of and shit all the time
>class douchebag passes not to him, but makes it seem like its from hot bitch
>he unfolds it
>fucking jumps on his desk
>points at the chick
>veins popping out of his arm and neck
>yells at the top of his lungs
>YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!! IM GOING TO MURDER YOU AND RAPE YOUR FUCKING DOG
>punches her in the face and runs like a starving kenyan out of the room

I still don't know what the fuck was wrong with that kid.

No.375344639

>Senior year high school.
>About to fail the whole year due to my utter lazyness.
>I spend 1 month carving with and exacto knife some cool Goku images on my desk board.
>Praised by the whole class.
>One day a wild school festival appears.
>I know that next day I will be expelled.
>Fuckit.jpg
>Grab some tools and dismantle my desk board.
>Exit the premises without any security guard noticing my wooden hunchback.

15 years later I still have my board... fucking shit, I can't find it right now for sharing some sweet pics.

Pic related, 1 of the carvings.

No.375344696

>>375337054
>how do these people get hired

Unions. Once a teacher is hired, it's all but impossible to get rid of them, and it usually has to be something illegal.

No.375344779

>penis inspection day
>inspected by hot pe teacher
>he fucks me up the ass
>i cum
>pass
>im now a US Senator

No.375344817

>>375344597

lulz if that's true, I wish I had been there to witness it.

No.375344838

wtf is a penis inspection, i'm not even new here i'm 23

No.375344846

>>375343044
fucking lol

No.375345091

>>375344779
HI from the UK there Mr. Santorum

No.375345286

>>375344779
hi newt!

No.375345447

>Penis inspection
>Teacher touches my dick
>I cum and start farting
>He licks up my cum
>Snowballs it back into my mouth
>We make out for about an hour just swapping my cum back and forth
>Tells me I failed the inspection
>I ask him why
>He says I suffer from premature ejaculation, and I failed the test
>God damnit

No.375345599

>375345091

WTF how did u kno dont tell anyone plox

another story

>in school
>alone fapping in empty classroom
>suddenly hear knock at door
>look at uncovered window and see principal
>ohshit.jpg
>says OPEN THE DOOR nao anon
>walk to the door
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

No.375345714

What this? a story thread with no spaghetti or shitting stories, /b/ i am disapoint

No.375345834

>>375343044
.

No.375345854

>>375345599
Also got dubs proving that I'm a fucking g.

No.375345877

>>375338300
>>375338911
>>375339322
>>375339411
>>375340577
>>375340855
>>375340999
>>375341088
>>375341244
>>375342044
>>375342455
>>375343044
What THE FLYING FUCK

No.375345992

>Freshman/Sophomore year (I forget)

>Take keyboarding class as a prereq for other technical classes
>Initial typing speed test
>Class average was 30 words/minute
>Mine was 50-60
>ENTIRE FUCKING SEMESTER WAS LEARNING HOW TO TYPE
>Teacher just gives out books and says "Do page 6-7..."

Fuck that class. I typed faster than the teacher going into the class. The quizzes/tests were on margins and capitalization...Presets in MSWord.
I could do her job without a fucking GED.
She was clueless with any kind of technology outside MS Word, and even then she was average at best.

No.375346066

i once ate my own shit it was 4 years ago, ive fapped nearly everyday to the thought of me eating my own shit am i gay

No.375346138

>be 21th grade
>have a substitute in math class
>end of class, standing next to door listening to music
>see teacher talk to class, assume it was nothing important and just stood at the door
>teacher points at me, i take my headphones out and she tells me to sit at my desk.
>ok.jpg
>stand at desk waiting for bell
>teacher gets pissed off and tells me to wait until everyone else leaves the class before I can go because I didn't sit at my desk and just stood there
>mfw

No.375346255

>8th grade
>Friend brings bottle of Jack Daniels to school
>Split it between us in 2nd period PE locker room chug that shit as fast as we can
>Smashed as fuck
>We had to run 2 miles that day
>Tripping and falling the whole way
>Proceed to vomit
>Having way too much fucking fun
>Finish PE class
>Proceed to stumble around campus all day drunk as balls
>Eventually vomit again in history class
>Get sent home early for being "sick"
>Play vidya games rest of the day at home
>Best day of 8th grade I'de say

No.375346271

>>375341088
Wait what?

No.375346528

>7th year.
>Arts class.
>Last class from the day.
>Me and my mate are behaving like complete assholes.
>Mr. Wanker doesn't hesitates and sends us both to the principal office.
>Suspended.jpg
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Principal is known for being a Bad Ass Motherfucker.
>We get to the office scared for our lives.
>Explain whole situation.
>Looks to us... and he musters: "It's late, I need to go do some shit. Come back tomorrow, first hour. I'll deal with you, scumbags"
>Death sentence delayed. Longest day from our miserable lives...
>Next day we went to the principal's office. No one there.
>Fucking teachers lurking around, some crying, some moaning, some with WTF faces?
>A teacher tells us to get to the front yard for daily announcements.
>"Kids... Principal Muddafugga is dead, He died yesterday from a heart attack"
>Everyone crying, moaning, yelling, total disaster.
>Pokerface.jpg All day long.
>Entire school dissmissed for the day.
>Me and my buddy stand at the school gates.
>Fucking best, epic moment of our entire school era.

And no punishment was given to our sorry asses.

No.375346572

>go to shitty college
>am smart but poorcandy-ass and school offers me good money to go there
>enjoy it though, dumb people are fun and being the smartest is always good
>somewhat friendly with roody-poo
>he rants about racism
>cant take it anymore in class when he is bitching about affirmative action needing to be expanded
>say shut the fuck up you stupid roody-poo
>wtf.jpg
>teacher looks at me and smiles a troll smile
>friend never talks to me again
>didn't get in trouble and actually got to speak the truth to a freeloading roody-poo

No.375346679

>in high school computer science class
>teacher is a really old lady, knows her programming shit, but kind of bitchy
>one kid decides to pull a prank
>writes program that makes the computer play a continuous tone of certain frequency
>teacher is giving lecture while we take notes
>program starts
>whole class hears a loud high pitched nonstop squeal
>frequency too high for teacher to hear
>whole class cracking up
>teacher getting pissed trying to figure out why we cant stop laughing


>different day in computer programming class
>its the day before spring break
>5 minutes before bell teacher tells everyone to shut down their computers
>nobody does
>same kid from last prank goes around and gets every computer running SETI@home then turns off monitors
>few seconds before the bell, everyone standing by door ready to leave
>teacher goes to a computer
>"oh someone forgot to turn their computer off"
>goes to next computer
>"this one's on too.."
>looks at others
>"THEY'RE ALL ON!"
>bell rings
>everyone bolts out the door
>"YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! GET BACK HERE!"
>troll faces everywhere

No.375346799

>b 7
>go outside for break
>older kids are beating up my friend.
>being stupid as usual i yell "Hey stop it!"
>older kid 1 says ok "ill beat up you"
>starts walking over to me.
>i say, "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
>his face turns white, runs off to teacher, his friend runs off.
>principle comes over "you gonna chill with me till breaks over ok?
>bell rings not a minuet later.
>Fuckyea.jpg

No.375346852

>epic slut skank mean to everyone and no one says shit back because shes a girl
>brings up my pimples and questions cock size in front of class
>tell her to paint some more orange on her face and walk out
>yelling shit at me as i walk about
>come back later cause i like walking around the school talking to people
>shes gone from her seat so i take all the makeup and the half eaten mars bar out of her pencil case
>throw it in the trash
> someone drew a dick on her face in the other room
>washes it off with water (orange niagra falls)
>ugliest bitch without makeup
>comes back and opens pencil case
>screams for like a minute before running out of class and locking herself in the toilets
Only way sluts will learn

No.375347054

>>375341088
shit man that's hella embarrassing. my 7th grade PE coach was always present on penis inspection day at my middle school but he was pretty chill. i remember one weird kid shaved a star or something and he didn't bat an eye.

No.375347148

>>375346679
This reminds me of something we did in college a while back.

>Programming class
>Friend discovers C commands that trigger alarm beeps from computer
>Find the right tones for Super Mario
>I find command that opens/closes CD drive
>cupholder.c + mario.c = entertainment.wmv
>Put on every computer, modified code for each one so it goes off in 5-minute intervals

That was fun as fuck

No.375347164

>>375342024

You are a candy-assgot.

That is all.

No.375347177

>7th grade
>Smoke a fat bowl before going to math class 1st period
>Have lighter and spray cologne in my backpack
>Fucker who looks like Smeagol sits in front of me
>Annoys me all the time
>Proceed to pull out the lighter and cologne and light his hair on fire
>Kid gets burns down his neck and the back of his head, a lot of his hair burnt off
>Get sent to the office, wait for an hour and get introduced to a policeman
>Get suspended 5 days (Idk why I didn't get expelled)
>Cop orders me to go to a juvenile court
>Get sentenced to 6 months probation, and 30 hours of community service, and have to attend 12 anti-arson classes

Gotta say, it was still worth it.

No.375347337

>be Senior in high school
>dating girl that wants to 'save herself til marriage (fucked her a year later)
>sitting at lunch table with all of my friends
>someone says that our class valedictorian lost his virginity on the weekend
>have known the kid since i was 4 years old
>we'll just say he's not a 'dynamo'
>go on a huge rant about how i never dreamed in a million years that he would roll in some poon before i would.
>look to my left
>he is sitting beside the person who is directly to my left
>mfw

felt pretty bad about it, he was a pretty good guy. the girl he fucked was unbelievably ugly though.

No.375347376

>>375340847
Sounds like you wrote a shitty essay, and your friends didn't want to make you mad. I'd lie and say I loved your damn essay if it meant I didn't get shit and piss thrown on my car. Goddamn

No.375347644

>>375346138
>21th grade
That math class clearly didn't help you at all.

No.375347736

>>375347177

kinda related
>be 7th grade english class.
>kid gets stoned with friends before english
>chills with his lighter in class, whenever the teachers not looking, he lights it up.
>kid who loves hairspray sits in front of him that day
>teacher looks away, he lights it, kids hair bursts into flames, then dies out.
>everyone laughs
>teacher didnt notice.

No.375347758

>Be in Senior Year
>Fucking Geology
>Hate the subject, teacher's okay
>18th birthday, one month from graduation
>Teacher's hot daughter comes to town from college
>Find out she's into WOW
>Dammit, I hate WOW
>Bullshit some stuff, invite her over to my parents' place after school
>Parents out of town
>We play N64 for nostalgia
>Make bet over winner of next race in Mario Kart
>I win, she gives me BJ, she wins, I eat her out
>Close race, I win
>BJ received
>Tells me I should go to her mom's place for dinner
>Have nice dinner, laugh, and invited to stay the night in guest room
>Daughter sneaks into guest room
>Virginity lost
>Dated each other over summer
>Go to same school as her after graduation
>She had bf whole time
>Still the best sex I ever had, and she would always come over before she graduated
>Still fucking hate WOW

No.375347917

In a autocad class sophomore year (some system where you can design architecture plans and stuff
>be given worksheets to do every day
>kid in class discovers a download for the original Halo online
>we all download
>LAN games on Bloodgulch all day erry day
>teacher is a bro doesn't care
>even joins a game once
>good times had by all

No.375347999

OP, you're a fa­ggot.

No.375348015

>>375343975
I'm a senator and this is completely true. The health and quality of our nations penises is a priority for our educational system.

No.375348145

>My and my bro gets bulled by jocks
>Shoot up school
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.corruptfile

No.375348436

>>375340855
Nice, probably my favorite of the thread, assuming it's true. I've never been all that moved by bringing some evil bully down, but fucking with kids who think they're the shit is always awesome.

No.375348538

>9th grade
>get out of Mechanical Drawing class 15 mins everyday because we have to walk across entire school to get to lunch
>always get to lunch 10 mins before everyone else
>fuckyeah! no lines

>one day
>fat redneck classmate that always irritates me is standing in front of me in line
>he turns around and starts being fat
>I swat his balls as fast as I can
>he drops down and curls up in a ball
>janitor walks by
>laughs and says "did someone rattle your sack?" then walks off with a troll face
>I didn't think I was ever going to stop laughing

No.375348586

>>375340999
Fatass, neckbeard detected.

No.375348604

>8th Grade Science
>Each period has own login for submitting
>username(s) are like teachernameperiodnumber
>password(s) are one of her pets names
>teacher has website with all her animals names
>I give guy in class a list off usernames and passwords and he deleted everybody's projects
>he gets caught and suspended

>same class
>fucktard decided to punch me in the face after class
>smashed his face into a tree and threw him into a bush
>went to office to clean up
>fucktard didnt show up to his next class or was ever seen again
>fucktards friends jump me at lunch
>I cant fight for shit and is desperation grabbed a guys testicles
>He tried to run away dragging my fat fuck ass attached to his testicles
>He cant have kids

>7th Grade English
>Failing class and will be held back if I dont pass
>Last day teacher comes up to me and tells me she is gonna give me an A for being such a good person and helping her(I showed her ctrl shortcuts for Word)
>could barely hold laughter

>9th grade
>Physically disabled
>PE teacher tells me to run
>Doctors note says I am not allowed to run
>Teacher gets pissed and spites me for entire year
>Had him for 2 classes
>Sucked massive dick

>10th grade
>Have web design class
>Get to free roam around campus during that period
>Go meet friend of mine who would claim lady problems to get out of PE
>We go to bathroom and fuck

No.375348640

>be in middle school
>hate this one annoying fat kid with a lisp
>walking down hall one day and see i'm behind him
>for no reason other than the fact i hate him, hit him over the head with a flimsy paper folder. no damage done
>teacher saw, sends me to principals office
>i get SUSPENDED for a day

>also in middle school
>be outside
>after school
>waiting for bus to go home
>me and a friend get out paper airplanes we made earlier in class
>throw them around
>another teacher sees us, sends us to office
>SUSPENDED again

my middle school was run by an ex-nazi SS megabitch principal