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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:11:35 No.366307940

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:33:22 No.366311474

"Madame Akkikuyu swallowed hard and told everything that she had seen in the crystal - the empire of rats with Jupiter at their head dominating the world; the young mouse-girl with the shining ornament; and then the overheard conversation with Piccadilly."
-Robin Jarvis, The Dark Portal

.....I got nothing.

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:33:32 No.366311500 Nonsense. Go sit down, and I'll finish...Go on Inheritance notsurehowtofeel.kmv

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:33:33 No.366311506 Expressed consent, the consent given by adults who are of legal age and mentally competent to make a rational decision in regard to their medical well-being, must be obtained from all patients who are physically or mentally able to give it. lol

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:12:20 No.366308056

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really well thought out, plotted, and executed movie twist threads, things like memento, shutter island, the sixth sense, ones that are mind fucky and twisty. like donnie darko or eraserhead. lets see if we can get me a new movie to watch.

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>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:31:13 No.366311101 12 Monkeys

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:31:30 No.366311162 >>366311101 dude, yes

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:32:33 No.366311350 File1323052353.jpg-(60 KB, 599x400) hangover 2

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LET'S MAKE SEXY TIME NOW! The DM 12/04/11(Sun)21:02:41 No.366306512

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/b/ CREATES MY SEXY TIME PLAYLIST

Rules:
post the song (and artist if applicable)
youtube and other links will be ignored and not counted
once a spot is taken, only trips can replace it (e.g. 111 replaces 11)

now let's see what music I'm gonna make sexy time to

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>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:33:02 No.366311421 >>366310834 Check 'em!

>>	The DM 12/04/11(Sun)21:33:06 No.366311429 >>366311100 1 blink-182 - What's My Age Again? 2 3 Foghat - I Just Want to Make Love to You 4 Chelsea Grin - False Sense Of Sanity 5 6 7 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:33:16 No.366311450 foam born (A) the backtrack -between the buried and me

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:11:37 No.366307944

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hello /b/
I PRESENT TO YOU
SCUMBAG SQUAD

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>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:32:36 No.366311358 >>366310669 how do you know thers a sniper in that group could have only a compuss, a map and a radio

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:16:31 No.366308694

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1/22

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>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:30:35 No.366310990 loving it so far :3

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:31:55 No.366311250 16/22 ftr, this comic is shit compared to john's cuckold ones in term of lols

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:32:46 No.366311383 File1323052366.jpg-(280 KB, 589x574) >>366311250 shit

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)20:22:18 No.366299903

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hey /b/
ask a pretty trap who just got fucked by some guy anything!

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>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:26:49 No.366310363 >>366310035 aww your welcome darlin, got a couple more questions, you get alot of bigotry in texas? and where you buy your clothes?

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:31:43 No.366311215 >>366308089 wait thats you?

Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:32:25 No.366311331

>>366310363
yes a lot of bigotry in texas, also in mexico since i live in the border and sometimes i like to go out in mexico
and i buy my clothes in victoria's secret , bebe , bcbg or i buy online sometimes, for shoes steve maiden and my make up is from mac
i also like to modify the clothes i own and make my own designes

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:23:35 No.366309846

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hey /b/tards anyone else out there play guitar also ?? 1st every guitar thread

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:27:49 No.366310532

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Why the fuck aren't you trolling the fuck out off all the white knight candy-assgotry in this video?

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>You all have to fucking realize that this kid has been bullied. All the negative comments, SHUT THE FUCK UP. This is LEGIT the best video i've ever seen about bullying yet. Like legit I started crying watching this video knowing what this kids been through. I thought I had it bad, Honestly if I knew this kid I'd fucking marry him RIGHT NOW. Stop with the negative shit & grow the fuck up. This is the kinda kid EVERYONE needs in his life. This kid even made MY life better just by watching it..

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:32:14 No.366311291 oh fuck the comments are overflowing.

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TYTArmy. 12/04/11(Sun)21:05:14 No.366306924

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Why the fuck don't more people watch this guy.

The mainstream media don't tell you shit. This guy is the only one telling it as it is.

bumping with tits.

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:31:43 No.366311213

Alternative media reporters
Detection characteristics:

No significant (or truthful) information about the Vatican-Jesuit-Masonic connections to history.

Personal traits to look for: mental and emotional instability, tense face, fearful/restless eyes, tiredness, overweight, cultural poverty, repetitive and simplistic reasoning, egoistic/messianic rambling, shouting/cursing, fear mongering.

Who is he?

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:31:44 No.366311220 File1323052304.jpg-(9 KB, 250x250) >>366306924 lol what a dip shit how is this liberal candy ass telling the truth? >mfw dumbass op thinks liberal blowhard ain't mainstream but can be found on current tv

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:32:44 No.366311378 File1323052364.jpg-(6 KB, 172x228) >>366310915 Exposed: Fed Bailout of Big Banks Dwarfs TARP (What Occupy Wall Street is About)

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:30:47 No.366311024

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Has /b/ ever gotten with a fifteen or sixteen year old girl before?

Post experiences. I now live in a country where this is legal.

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:32:06 No.366311261 What country is this in??

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)20:48:07 No.366304207

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roody-poo cock and womens underwear
it must be /b/ 's birthday

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>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:26:24 No.366310307 >>366309731 I'd join but my fb account got disabled. D:

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:30:30 No.366310975 >>366310307 most of mine are gone fb crack down

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:12:10 No.366308025

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hey /b/,
my gf was supposed t come over an hour ago and i don't know where she is- we've kinda been on weird terms lately and a part of me feels like we're gonna break up or some shit tonight. i've got this feeling of impending dom, about to crash onto me, like smething terrible is about t happen.
any advice on what i should do/say in the event of this situation /b/?

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>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:29:31 No.366310813 Op I have been in your situation, I acted like a bitch and got run over. If you feel like your relationship is crashing down, and you really want to be with this girl, get the hell over it. its the only thing that will help. just be alpha as fuck.

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:29:56 No.366310887 >>366309225 this candy-ass is right, instigate the impending crisis, call her on behaviour she may or may not be aware of. this way it'll be a conversation, rather than her reading off a script

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:31:53 No.366311245 File1323052313.jpg-(7 KB, 259x194) pic of aftermath after gf breaks up with anon tonite

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)19:45:21 No.366293884

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/b/, my boyfriend hurts me, often. i don't know what to do. the situation is getting more and more out of control and i'm fuckin scared as hell.

my biggest fear right now is that if i leave, he will just stalk me and hurt me some more, maybe even kill me. we live in a college town and it's just not that big so it's hard to get away from him.

i have been lurking /b/ the past few weeks, for the first time in ages, because it is so bad i am afraid to go outside or do much of anything except stay in my room, alone. he is so fucking jealous and insane, if i go anywhere he always thinks i was flirting with other guys.

advice needed. or, fuck, take my mind off this shit with something entertaining.

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>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:29:55 No.366310885 File1323052195.jpg-(47 KB, 960x720) this op?

Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:30:59 No.366311064

>>366310662

more likely he'll be worrying about the anal rape he'll be experiencing in the federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison you're going to send him to for fucking with you.

it's too bad you can't see how much of a coward this idiot is. just put things he's scared of in his way.

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:33:29 No.366311493 >>366310885 kind of looks like op

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:00:44 No.366306210

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(Optional) Hardcore mode: No condoms, No Lube, No Laxitives.

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>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:32:37 No.366311362 File1323052357.jpg-(43 KB, 480x360) vaselline rubber gloves live lobsters also kinda ot, i saw this a few days ago and i think i might give it a shot with one of my friends... what d'ya think?

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:33:12 No.366311441 >Entire cart full of peanut butter jars >When you get to the cashier, act excited and tell them "I JUST GOT A NEW DOG"

>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:33:18 No.366311463 File1323052398.jpg-(147 KB, 1024x768) >>366309560 >>366309560 LOL LOL

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Anonymous 12/04/11(Sun)21:09:45 No.366307617

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Tights thread. GO GO GO

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