No.343043127   [Reply]

Rules are simple /b/oys.

A mysterious stranger knocks on your door THIS SECOND. He explains to you, with irrefutable proof that, due to a rare medical condition, you WILL BE DEAD in 24 hours from right now.

He gives you no means of hope or antidote, anything of the kind, just a medium sized, sealed box, with the contents you see to your left
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What do you do?

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>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:51:54 No.343058472 3 words Will It Blend

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Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:54:20 No.343058835 Load the gun and shoot the passport, wrap the bible in the parachute and cover it in honey. Don't touch the LSD because drugs are illegal. Masturbate to completion on the manuscript while taking cell phone pics and sending them to your ex. Spend the next 24 hours trying to get her back.

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:55:29 No.343059044      File1311569729.jpg-(44 KB, 530x750) >>read voynich manuscript >>learn the true meaning of everything >>read bible >>lose all knowledge >>kill self

No.343058376   [Reply]

I recorded this stream from earlier today for any bros that missed it.

Download here: u.go2.me/4Wt

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>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:59:47 No.343059793 Never underestimate the power of "tits or GTFO"

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:00:30 No.343059920 Downloading now, will update after watching.

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:12 No.343060048 Fuck off OP, dont share this win with the fags who werent even there.

No.343058972   [Reply]

TRIPS decide my son's middle name. He's due within the week.

Pic related.. it's my wife.

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>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:00:57 No.343059993 NIGGER trips get

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:00:58 No.343059997 Lester

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:12 No.343060049 >>343058972 Your last name. That's what my family does.

No.343043888   [Reply]

It seems /b/ can never seem to agree on anything, but especially when it comes to musical taste. This thread will determine once and for all who is the greatest band. Post your choice, and i will tally the results. I will make a new thread with the top 10 results.

If more than one band is named in a post, the first band named will receive the vote.

My vote is Metallica.

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>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:00:52 No.343059984 KE$HA

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:08 No.343060027 >>343059719 >Implying every band ever formed doesn't have more talent than then entire rap community combined.

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:11 No.343060045 Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>343059085 Nope.jpg. Newfags don't smoke weed and troll, and sone people on here are Faggots

No.343058902   [Reply]

Okay, there's this girl.

she's fugly. I mean, she's not fat or anything, but her face is just fucked up. I would rather scrape my dick against treebark until it looks like raw steak than fuck her.

So she has a crush on me. And also everyone hates her. She gets picked on alot. Mainly because she's fugly, she draws anime, and she has autism (she had aspergers, but I guess now it's autism.

Get it? Good.

So the other night she chats me up on facebook. I think she likes me because I'm pretty much the only male that's ever actually treated her barely like a person. So she just starts typing me up, and she starts telling me her life story. And she's doing a terrible job of it. Like, she saying something about her mom beating her and her brothers beating her, and her mom lying to her about her dad, or something. And the wierd thing is that as she's going along, she's using worse and worse grammar. And near the end, she's saying things like, "Speech Therapy Harmed me. I not speak, I not read, I not lie." It's fucked. So I guess she's trying to tell me she's got a speech impediment.

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>>	­̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏­̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏ 07/25/11(Mon)01:00:18 No.343059889 op should have said tits or gtfo moralfags

>>	Jolly !j4yGcJlrIE 07/25/11(Mon)01:00:47 No.343059968 >>343059792 I'm actually kindof partly afraid of that. mainly because pretty much all the pictures on her deviantart account have been deleted

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:11 No.343060047 >>343059283 exactly what I was thinking anon!

No.343055795   [Reply]

The cyber police have shut down 4­cha­n. You must migrate to one of the four sites shown.

Which do you choose and why?

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>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:58:51 No.343059634 i real man could take tumblr id take tumblr any of you candy-asss have anything to say about it??

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:59:27 No.343059736 >>343059634 Real men can use proper English.

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:11 No.343060046 suk a dog dik

No.343053488   [Reply]

FUCKING STREAMING SOME EYEBROW KILLING MACHINE
GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOTS
socks.streamchan.com/

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>>	Snow 07/25/11(Mon)00:56:45 No.343059253      File1311569805.png-(1.14 MB, 444x1966) >>343059014

>>	Snow 07/25/11(Mon)00:57:52 No.343059459      File1311569872.jpg-(39 KB, 362x700) >>343059253

>>	Snow 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:11 No.343060043      File1311570071.jpg-(311 KB, 600x3600) >>343059459

No.343060038   [Reply]

1. There is no god.

2. The people that support religion are either retarded teenagers or people that grew up while having religion shoved down their throats, making them ignorant to others.

3. Your idea of religion = A being with superpowers controls everything on earth.


Make an intelligent decision for yourself.

>Is there a mystical fairy flying around the world controlling everything, or is science the answer?

No.343060044   [Reply]

Anyone else like decorating sweets but not eating them?

I mean I'm not very good at it (pic related) but I do it anyways.

No.343057045   [Reply]

Ask a guy who got phalloplasty (dick enlargement surgery) anything.

Not all black guys have big dicks, you know.

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>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:58:04 No.343059488 >>343059271 Ok. Did your doctor say anything to you about jelqing? I tried it for about two weeks, but stopped due to fear that I might actually be injuring my penis.

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:59:37 No.343059765 Why did you feel the need to do this? How long/thick was your cock before this surgery? Whitefag here with a 6.5 long / 6 thick kawk.

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:10 No.343060041 so now when you get hard your dick flops around instead of staying up straight? i'm pretty sure that once those ligaments heal they get shorter too lol. also the fat injections can shift around giving you a mutant cock. good luck OP

No.343060036   [Reply]

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>>	Warg !Wargu3XGOA 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:07 No.343060022 >>343059822 I'm sure there's someone there willing to do so.

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:09 No.343060032 >>343059388 Thanks for the advice, I'm going to do just that. We could use more like you around here.

>>	Kermit !vFROGccpsc 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:10 No.343060035      File1311570070.jpg-(17 KB, 310x296) >>343059822 Watch out for AIDS.

No.343055368   [Reply]

OFFICIAL MICHAEL CERA THRAD!

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>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:51:02 No.343058301 cumpbumpsert

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:56:10 No.343059157 needs moar michael

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:10 No.343060039      File1311570070.gif-(13 KB, 444x414) o heay guais theis wher ther buttsechs hapnz?

No.343050937   [Reply]

Two nights this week I have woken up at 3:33am to a voice. The first time it said "Look at the ceiling." The second time "Follow me." I complied with what it was telling me, both times, before I was fully aware of what was going on. I'm a little creeped out. Anyone have input?

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>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:58:45 No.343059613 Your fortune: Better not tell you now I used to hear voices when I was going to bed. It always sounded like a muffled news broadcast was going on in the other room all night. Never really bothered me actually, I found it comforting...

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)00:59:46 No.343059791 >>343050937 Did it go down like this, OP?

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Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:10 No.343060037 Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>343058280 Yeah, I used to have that shit as well. It was weird as hell man. I noticed it had more to do with how stressed I was, and once I got out of that house I never had that happen again. If I go to the house though, the same shit happens. I'd even be watching TV and find myself unable to understand them even though they were speaking English. I'd sit and stare at the TV trying to figure out what they were saying till I realized it was all in English.

No.343058935   [Reply]

want more?

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>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:00:03 No.343059850 well i seem to like it

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:07 No.343060025      File1311570067.jpg-(140 KB, 500x512) >want more? Hey OP! Next time you're at the dinner table, and someone asks you that... just say NO!

>>	Anonymous 07/25/11(Mon)01:01:09 No.343060033 >>343059166 >>343059850 Obvious OP is obvious.

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