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[SNORING]

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Matt, get out of the refrigerator,
you're wasting electricity.

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Mmm, okay.

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Son, did you sleep like that?

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Mm, yeah. It was boiling last night.

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SAM: Yeah, well, it's almost summer.

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And, Sam,
the air conditioning is busted.

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-I'll fix it.
-We'll fix it.

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-We'll fix it.
-I'm sorry, kiddo.

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Hey, I wonder of you might wanna go
swimming in the public pool

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after you finish
all your homework today.

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Homework? There is no homework.
I'm in summer mode.

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Well, homework or not, you can't go
to school in your pajamas. Hurry up.

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Well, pardon me, your Royal Heinous.

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Bug off, Frigid Air.

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Okay? I don't have time for your
little childish antics because...

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<i>I'm going to high school</i>
<i>I'm going to high school</i>

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Not just yet, young lady.
You have to graduate first.

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Yeah, and I'm not gonna let you.

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What?

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You're just...
You're growing up too fast.

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I cannot believe
you are graduating junior high.

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And then it's off to high school,

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and then you'll be getting
your driver's license,

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and then off to college,

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and then it's career time,

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and then you're gonna
be getting married.

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[CRYING] And then
you're gonna be having kids

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and watching them grow up,
like I'm watching you right now.

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Um, Mom, I don't have time for this.

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The yearbooks are coming out
and I'm gonna have to sign,

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"You rock, don't ever change,"
like 800 times.

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[SNIFFLES] Okay.

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And clearly, a lot of these people
do not rock and hopefully will change.

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Does that make me a bad person?

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

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<i>I'm going to high school</i>
<i>I'm going to high school</i>

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<i>I'm going to high school</i>
<i>I'm going to high school</i>

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New song, please.

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[HUMMING SAME TUNE]

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What is that?

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"We welcome you, soon to be freshmen,
or should we say "fresh meat"?

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"This warning is from the seniors
at Hillridge High School.

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"Know the rules of the school now
before you make a huge mistake

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"and cross our paths."

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Oh, no, I'm going to high school.

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I hang out with Georgette Skyler.

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You know, captain
of the varsity cheerleading squad.

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So I'm already guaranteed
a spot next year. I'm like so set.

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These rules only apply
to people like, uh...

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Gordork and Loosy.

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ANNOUNCER OVER PA SYSTEM:
<i>Attention, all students. </i>

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<i>Your books will be available tomorrow.</i>

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<i>Please bring an ID </i>
<i>in order to pick them up.</i>

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Too bad your little friend
Miranda isn't here,

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otherwise, you could have
two signatures in your yearbook.

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Kate, she had to leave early
to vacation with her family in Mexico.

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Later, loser.

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What derks.

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You know what, Gordo,
I think Kate's right.

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I am a loser, Gordo.

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What? You're so not, and since when
do you listen to what Kate says?

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Well, since she's right.

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I mean, when I go to high school,
what am I gonna be?

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Nothing. A second class citizen
of Loserville, U.S.A.

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Population, me.

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Just don't listen to that snobby,
hair-sprayed, manicured dunce.

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You're so much better than that.
And this,

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this is just a scare tactic, trust me.

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High school's gonna be great.

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Remember? I've already been there.

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Not a good example, Gordo.

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Yeah, I guess it's not
the best example.

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But I lived.

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[SIGHS]

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SAM: I think I found out
what the problem is.

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[THUDDING]

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The public pool is closed.

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It's not gonna be open
for another two whole weeks.

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Well, I'm sure you two can find a way
to cool yourselves off.

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[COUGHS]

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That doesn't involve the fridge.

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Oh, it won't.

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Let's get to work.

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[KNOCK AT DOOR]

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Hey, can I come in?

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Dad shield, activate. Come on.

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Yeah.

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What have you got there?

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-[SIGHS]
-[LAUGHS]

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This is so way serious,
and my dad's laughing.

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Oh, sorry, I just can't believe
they're still doing stuff like this.

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You know, when I was a freshman,

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you weren't allowed to go
near the freshman lockers.

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If they caught you,
they'd stuff you in a trash can.

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But it wasn't so bad. I mean,
I met your mom during freshman week.

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Hello, I thought
we were talking about me here.

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Let's focus, people.

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You really grew up in middle school.

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Look at all the things you tried.
Running for class president.

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<i>Rhythmic gymnastics.</i>

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<i>You helped save the environment.</i>

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And you got your first job.

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Yeah, and, Dad,
I failed at all of that stuff.

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I mean, I got fired.

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<i>I hated rhythmic gymnastics.</i>

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Larry Tudgeman.

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I didn't win the election,
and I didn't save the world.

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Yeah, but you tried.

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And the only time you really fail,
honey, is if you don't try.

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I think you're gonna do just fine
in high school. Really.

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He has to say that. He's my dad.

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Looks like our stunt
at Monte Carlo Night
got everyone in this.

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Yeah, it's not just an ode
to Kate Sanders.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Hey, look, there's Miranda.
She took a great picture.

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Yeah. And look,
there's you in your tux.

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Hey, Charlie Bones,
hitting the gasoline
pretty good there, ain't you?

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Hey, Gordo.

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-Very handsome.
-You think so?

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Hey, look, it's... Ooh, um,
never... Don't look.

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What? Where? Ugh. On the floor?

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Uh...

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Great, it's in print
what a klutz I am.

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Well, no one falls to the floor
quite as gracefully as you.

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Thanks.

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Oh, look,
it's a picture of the food fight.

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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

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Hold it right there, Ms. McGuire.

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Yeah. That pudding sure was good.

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-Tudgeman.
-Sign my yearbook.

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Sure.

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[SIGHS]

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You ate worms...

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and beat me as class president.

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You surprised me and ended up
being a great date.

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You are so Tudgeman, and I'm so glad.

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Thanks.

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There goes the only boy that ever
truly liked me in junior high.

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Now I get to go off to high school

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and be rejected
by a whole new pool of boys.

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I can't wait.

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What about that Ronny guy?

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Ronny.

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Thanks for bringing up Ronny, Gordo.

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-I'm sorry.
-Yo, Lizzie, sign my yearbook?

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Sure.

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Ronny broke up with me.

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-He's a loser.
-No, Gordo.

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I'm the loser, okay?
He likes another girl.

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She's probably prettier than me.
She's probably smarter than me.

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And she's probably
a lot more fun than I am.

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No, she's not.

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How do you know?

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Because there's nobody prettier
than you or more fun to be with.

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I feel so awful.

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Yeah, I know, but you'll get over it.

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Whereas that guy,

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he's gonna realize
what an idiot he was.

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He'll feel awful
for the rest of his life.

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You're such a good friend, Gordo.

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Yeah. Well, uh...

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What?

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-Gordo, what?
-Uh, nothing, nothing.

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

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Okay.

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Gordo, Gordo, Gordo.

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Gordo, are you okay?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just, um...

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A little headache.

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-Uh, sign your yearbook?
-Sure.

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-It better be good, though.
-It will.

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[SIGHS]

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[HEAVY BREATHING]

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

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Matt, whatever
you are thinking of doing, don't.

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-But...
-Shh!

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-But...
-Shh!

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-But I...
-Zip.

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-But, I...
-And take off the flippers.

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-But I need them.
-For what?

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-Pool.
-[WATER SPLASHING]

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We don't have a pool.

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<i>Au contraire,</i> but where?

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SAM: Hey, Matt.
As soon as you're finished

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with the hose in the basement,
I need it.

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[FORCED LAUGHTER]

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That's my cue.

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Dear Lizzie, I always... nah.

190
00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:48,900
No.

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I can tell, lady troubles, right?

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I don't need your pity,
Tudgeman. Really.

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It's Lizzie. She's some dame.
Trust me, I know.

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00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:04,460
I'd recommend
that you steer clear of her.

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She's a heart breaker.

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00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:09,830
Thanks, Tudgeman, I, uh,
I appreciate the advice and all,

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but, uh, I don't think
I'm quite desperate enough to use it.

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00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:14,100
Okay, that's good to know,

199
00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,000
but I'm gonna be here
when you're ready to talk.

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

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After lunch.

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[SIGHS]

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It's just so strange.
I mean, other than my parents,

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Lizzie is the one person
I've known my entire life.

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00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:42,130
I guess I never really thought
what it would be like

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when she had a boyfriend.

207
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,030
Wait, wait.

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Are you jealous?

209
00:11:48,030 --> 00:11:51,330
Wrong road. I was trying to identify
a different emotion.

210
00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:53,400
-Mmm-hmm.
-Not jealousy.

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00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:54,860
Great.

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00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,100
I think.

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You know, Lizzie, maybe...

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00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:03,300
Some time we could, um...

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00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:04,860
You know...

216
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,430
Hey, Lizzie. You're missing
the eel-cooking competition.

217
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:13,500
I'll be right there, Dad.

218
00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:20,260
Maybe some time we could what?

219
00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:23,400
Nothing. Just,

220
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you know, do this again sometime.

221
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It's your turn to win.

222
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Sounds good.

223
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,000
Um...

224
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[STAMMERING] So, I guess
I'll see you later?

225
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,300
Yeah. See you.

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[EXHALES] Okay.

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"Dear Lizzie..."

228
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Okay, so, my dad says that
these high school rules are bogus,

229
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,460
but just in case he's wrong...

230
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Your dad, wrong? Never.

231
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,030
I put together
a little survival package.

232
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,300
I made quick reference index cards
for the rules.

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00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,560
-They're laminated.
-Yeah.

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00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:07,900
I don't think they're gonna change.

235
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,930
Do you think that
they're gonna change?

236
00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:10,900
Oh, well, I'll just make new ones.

237
00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:13,530
Okay, this is a map for you,
and this is a map for me.

238
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,360
Now, they're color-coded. Okay?

239
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:18,260
So, the red areas are the areas
that we should stay out of.

240
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:21,300
The pink areas are the areas
that I don't think we should go in.

241
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,130
And the blue is the safe area.

242
00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:25,560
Oh, my. I don't see any blue.
Where's the blue?

243
00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,800
The blue is right here.
In middle school.

244
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,300
Yo, Lizzie, Gordon.

245
00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:32,300
Sign my yearbook?

246
00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:34,030
Sure, but only if you sign mine.

247
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I am so smooth.

248
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,400
Um, hey, Gordo, are you finished
with my yearbook yet?

249
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-No, not really.
-Great.

250
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,430
Here you go, Ethan.

251
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:55,230
It needs to sound casual,
but yet non-obvious.

252
00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:57,900
But obvious in a subtle way
that we're, like, gonna get married.

253
00:13:58,330 --> 00:13:59,330
Soon.

254
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:03,660
How about
"You rock, don't ever change. Lizzie"?

255
00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:06,330
Gordo, you know,
this is really important to me.

256
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:09,060
What people sign in your yearbook
and what you put in their yearbook,

257
00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,560
it's like... It's so huge.

258
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,160
Tell me about it.

259
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,000
No, I'm not done yet.

260
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,900
Dude, cheerleaders.

261
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,030
Can't keep 'em waiting.

262
00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:30,700
"You rock. Don't ever change."

263
00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:32,800
That's what I wrote in yours.

264
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,060
'Cause you really do rock.

265
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,000
And you shouldn't change.

266
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:40,330
Oh, Lizzie, you better watch me
play water polo in high school.

267
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,600
It's gonna be way cool. Keep it real.

268
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,960
Great. So, Ethan's gonna
be a jock in high school

269
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,730
and Kate's gonna be a cheerleader.

270
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,460
And I'm gonna spend four
lousy years stuffed in a locker

271
00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:52,730
still trying to read my map.

272
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,460
Note to self.

273
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,300
"Bring a flashlight."

274
00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:01,400
Lizzie, it's a whole new place.
You can be anyone you wanna be.

275
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,130
But that's not true, Gordo.

276
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,430
Kate's already got first dibs
on "most popular girl."

277
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,360
I mean, look at her.

278
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:10,900
Sometimes, it's such a drag
being this popular.

279
00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:12,430
Not.

280
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,760
Next.

281
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,900
Uh, hey, you wrote "Harry,
change your shirt and get a clue."

282
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,060
So?

283
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,060
So my name is Larry, not Harry.

284
00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:24,230
Close enough.

285
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,000
-That's mean.
-I said next.

286
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200
[SCOFFS]

287
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,400
I really do not like her.

288
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,130
Well, at least
Kate's gotten her payback

289
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,760
a couple of times in middle school.

290
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:41,530
[SCREAMS]

291
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,460
Hey, you're laughing.

292
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,300
Yeah. Thanks.

293
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,730
I like it when you laugh.

294
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:16,230
You know, I thought my mom
would like an indoor swimming pool.

295
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,230
Yeah. I guess some people just don't
appreciate the finer things in life.

296
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,330
Mmm-hmm.

297
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,400
GORDO: Hey.

298
00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,130
Hey.

299
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,060
You know, I didn't think about
how scary high school was gonna be.

300
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,630
But you'll always have your friends.

301
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,260
Except for when we're fighting.

302
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,330
Let your feelings out.

303
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,100
[CAT MEOWS]

304
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,300
I'm surprised you trust me
to be your partner.

305
00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:42,000
Yeah, well, I'm surprised that
you partnered with a lousy friend.

306
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:45,160
Oh, yeah? Well, a good friend
would have stuck up for me.

307
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:48,300
Oh, well, you're not
Little Miss Perfect, okay?

308
00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:51,030
You're always talking about
how you always sneak into the movies

309
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,030
and how you pretend
to be sick during PE...

310
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,100
Ladies!

311
00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:57,130
I don't wanna hear any talking,
I wanna see some action.

312
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,130
I'll show you action.

313
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,760
-I'll show you action!
-No, that's too much.

314
00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:05,200
That's a little
too much interpretation.

315
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:07,400
Now, come on, come on.

316
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,800
Yeah. And we did a lot of that.

317
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,260
But whenever it got bad
between the three of us,

318
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:13,800
we always forgave each other.

319
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,760
And right now, my friends
are the most important thing to me.

320
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,400
So like a lady.

321
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,360
I'm sorry.

322
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:28,630
What did you say?

323
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,230
I said I'm sorry.

324
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:34,330
Look, I hate us
not talking to each other, okay?

325
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,260
I apologize.
I'm sorry for whatever happened.

326
00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:39,500
You know? And it doesn't even matter
whose fault it is.

327
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,760
All that matters
is that I hate us fighting,

328
00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:43,100
and I want us to be friends again.

329
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,600
And who else could've helped
bring me back from the dark side?

330
00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:53,730
-We're helping you.
-How is this helping me?

331
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,700
-Dwarflord!
-Ow!

332
00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:57,560
This is aversion therapy.

333
00:17:58,130 --> 00:18:02,730
The thing you like causes you pain.
Therefore, you don't like it anymore.

334
00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:04,860
[SIGHS] Why are you doing this?

335
00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,700
Because we want you
back the way you were.

336
00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:09,730
Back in the old days
when you ate and slept and talked

337
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,100
like a normal person.

338
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,400
Or dive in front of paint for someone.

339
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,160
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

340
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,200
[SCREAMING]

341
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,030
Miranda, look out.

342
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,100
No. No!

343
00:18:29,030 --> 00:18:30,400
GORDO: <i>You're a good friend, Lizzie. </i>

344
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,830
<i>You're even good to your enemies.</i>

345
00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:34,000
<i>And a person that would support me </i>

346
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:36,400
<i>when I was trying </i>
<i>to discover who I am.</i>

347
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,260
<i>Lizzie, you're just great.</i>

348
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,030
<i>And I'm very lucky </i>
<i>to have a friend like you.</i>

349
00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:46,800
Look, Lizzie, we got through
middle school together,

350
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,360
and we'll get through
high school together.

351
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:50,460
Don't worry about these stupid rules.

352
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,030
Or cheerleaders,
or trying to find your classes.

353
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,360
Don't worry. I got your back, McGuire.

354
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:03,460
Gordo, are you finished yet?

355
00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:05,130
You've had my yearbook
for like a month.

356
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,760
Um, it's... it's not quite right yet.

357
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:10,860
Uh, you yourself said
how important what you write is.

358
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,230
So don't read it.
It still needs a little work.

359
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:16,260
-[SIGHS] Gordo, you know...
-Hey, Gordo, sign my yearbook?

360
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:19,860
Um, yeah, sure. And don't even
think about reading that, okay?

361
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,830
Well, a little peek won't hurt.

362
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:33,760
<i>"Dear Lizzie, you rock.</i>
<i>Don't ever change.</i>

363
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,560
<i>"And only, I really mean it."</i>

364
00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:39,630
That is so sweet.

365
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,760
Oh, my gosh.

366
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,700
PRINCIPAL TWEEDY: Hey, everyone,
it's time for the photo,

367
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,160
so let's gather around.

368
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,600
-How's my hair? Good.
-How's my hair? Good.

369
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,960
Gordo, promise me that we'll always
stay close to each other,

370
00:20:36,030 --> 00:20:37,060
even in high school.

371
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:38,860
Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.

372
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:40,830
One.

373
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:48,430
Two.

374
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:50,730
Three.

375
00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:10,900
MALE CREW MEMBER: Camera mark.

376
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:13,830
ADAM: They're laminated.

377
00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:17,160
Okay.

378
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:18,230
-ADAM: Ready?
-Mmm-hmm.

379
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,600
-You sure? Okay?
-Yeah. Yeah.

380
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,930
I said next.

381
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:23,460
Oh, my...

382
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,030
I said next.

383
00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:29,830
[SCREAMS] Ew! Ew! Ew!

384
00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:32,160
-I'm gonna kill you, Kyle.
-A wet willy.

385
00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:33,300
FEMALE CREW MEMBER: Run!

386
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,460
A little peek won't hurt.

387
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,530
Very tough shot.
Don't try this at home.

388
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,900
I'm a trained professional.

389
00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:42,860
Well, pardon me, your Royal Heinous.

390
00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:44,560
I'm sorry.

391
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,300
Well, pardon me, your Royal Heinous.

392
00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:50,730
I can't do it!

393
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,660
Well, pardon me, your Royal Heinous.

394
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,430
-Stop laughing.
-I'm not laughing.

395
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,530
Yes, you are.

396
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,330
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]