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I saw the grossest thing this morning,
and it was floating.

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-In the air?
-No, no.

3
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In the water fountain
outside the school.

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-I don't want to hear about this.
-GORDO: I do.

5
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Good morning. Lawrence Tudgeman III
here with your morning announcements.

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So, what exactly was floating
in the water fountain?

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So, whoever put the "you know what"
in the water fountain this morning,

8
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the principal is going to find out
who you are.

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Joey. I mean,
not that I'd tell anybody.

10
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Joey. So, let's just forget
that I ever said it, okay?

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Joey.

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I would not want to be Joey.

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I would not want to be Tudgeman.

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<i>Anyway, next Monday, </i>
<i>we will be voting on class favorites.</i>

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Great. Yet another opportunity
to make students feel inadequate.

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The categories are Best Looking...

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Cheerleader.

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<i>Best Dressed...</i>

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Cheerleader.

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Most Poised
and Most Likely to Succeed.

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Hi, Joey.

22
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[LOUD CRASHING OVER PA]

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I guess the announcements are over.

24
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

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So, who do you think
will win Best Looking?

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Kate or Claire.

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-What about Best Dressed?
-Whoever doesn't win Best Looking.

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-How about Most Poised?
-Hey, I could win that one.

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Poised? Balanced?
Easy-mannered? Graceful?

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Ahh!

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Ooh!

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Okay, maybe not.

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That sounds more like you, Miranda.

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-You think?
-Yeah.

35
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I mean, you haven't tripped, fallen
or spilled anything on yourself

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the whole entire year.

37
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Neither have I.

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Or blown up any science experiments.

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

40
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That was a long time ago.

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-People remember.
-GORDO: Fine.

42
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Then I'm going for
Most Photographed this year.

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Is that even a category?

44
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When the yearbook first comes out,
what's the thing that everyone does?

45
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Draw a mustache
on Coach Kelly's picture.

46
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No, no, after that.

47
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They all count how many times
they got their picture in it.

48
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There's my hand. That counts.

49
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I don't do that.

50
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How many times
were you in the last yearbook?

51
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Three.

52
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I think it was three.

53
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[CLOCK TICKING]

54
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Five!

55
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See? Everybody keeps the count.

56
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So this year, I'm going to set
a record. I'm going to be everywhere.

57
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Thank you very much.

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

59
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Well, I definitely think
that you're Most Poised material.

60
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I don't really feel like
most anything.

61
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That's what Kate wants you think.
That way, you never even try.

62
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It's her way
of maintaining the status quo.

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"Status quo"?

64
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It means that Kate
wants to keep things the way they are.

65
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Why didn't you just say that?

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I did.

67
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Well, I say, no more quo.

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If someone completely normal

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came to school
dressed in an outrageously hip outfit,

70
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well, then they'd get the vote.

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-So do it.
-Me?

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All you have to do is be
better dressed

73
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than Kate or Claire for this one day.

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And win Best Dressed.
You can break the status cow!

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-"Quo."
-Whatever.

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I wouldn't know what to wear.

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There's a hot new pair of hip-huggers
in the window at the Style Shack.

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All the music video people
get their clothes there.

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Kate and Claire might as well
not even show up.

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All you have to do is outdress
Kate and Claire for one day,

81
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and you'll be Best Dressed
in the yearbook forever.

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Forever?

83
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Ever.

84
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Hey, Mom. There you are.

85
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Hey, listen.
Monday is yearbook voting,

86
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and I was hoping to maybe
make Best Dressed.

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Best Dressed?
Are they still voting on that?

88
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It's so materialistic.

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-It'd be cool if you won, though, huh?
-Exactly.

90
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I remember when I was your age,
Coco Newbury always won Best Dressed.

91
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Well, listen.
You want me to help you with anything?

92
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You need anything washed or ironed?

93
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Actually, there's this
really cool pair of hip-huggers
at the Style Shack

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and this awesome top.

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-Well, how much? Tell me.
-$110.

96
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$110?

97
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Honey, this household
runs on a budget!

98
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A budget?
I couldn't possibly be on a budget.

99
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I'd run out of money!

100
00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,560
But, Mom, this is an emergency.

101
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A clothes emergency.

102
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Well, I hate to be
the bearer of bad news,

103
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but the money tree
in the backyard died!

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

105
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I thought you wanted to help me win.

106
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Well, I want to,
but this house still runs on a budget.

107
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I mean, we just put new brake shoes
on the car.

108
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Great! The car gets
new shoes before I do.

109
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Better not lose that.
It's going to be worth a lot one day.

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-Really?
-Yep.

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Your son's a star!

112
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Are they still running
that Cardio Punch ad?

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-[DRAGON GROWLING]
-[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

114
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The <i>Uncle Wendell Show </i>
is taping at the ball park.

115
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Matt made this crazy face
and cracked everybody up.

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

117
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The <i>Uncle Wendell Show?</i>

118
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I think I watched that
when I was still in diapers.

119
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So, you're still watching it?

120
00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:04,300
Mm.

121
00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,160
They asked us
to bring Matt back next week.

122
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MATT: And every week!

123
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They said I had "pizzazz."

124
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I'm sure they did,
because I can smell it from here.

125
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Mom!

126
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Now, now. My son, the TV star.

127
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My brother, the <i>Uncle Wendell</i> dork.

128
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Lizzie.

129
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Mom, I mean "dork"
in a very loving way.

130
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Listen, what do you say
you and I go through your closet

131
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and try to put together
a few new outfits?

132
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Mom, everybody at school
has already seen my clothes.

133
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You lost to Coco
and I'm going to lose to Kate.

134
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Coco?

135
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I remember Coco.

136
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-She was hot.
-She was not hot.

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She was just well dressed.

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MATT: Four hundred and ninety eight,

139
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four hundred and ninety nine,

140
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five hundred.

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-Morning, sweety.
-Good morning.

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-What are you doing?
-I'm making copies of my picture.

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Let's see. Five hundred and six.

144
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Five hundred and seven.

145
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-Five hundred?
-Five hundred one, five hundred two.

146
00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,760
-Five hundred?
-Five hundred and one...

147
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-[PRINTER BEEPING]
-Mom, we're out of paper.

148
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We're out of paper?

149
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You used all the paper
making copies of your picture?

150
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They're not for me.
They're for my fans.

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Morning, Mom.

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Morning, sweetheart.

153
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I just want to say that I was
up all night, tossing and turning,

154
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but I think I have worked it all out.

155
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That's terrific, Mom.

156
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Great, so, I would like to take you
bargain-hunting on Saturday.

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Ba...

158
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Bargain-hunting?

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

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-Great!
-[SIGHS]

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It's called Style Shack for a reason.

162
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I'm not going to be voted Best Dressed

163
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wearing last year's rejects
from a bargain basement.

164
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Excuse me?

165
00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:15,260
Are you that goofy-faced kid
from the <i>Uncle Wendell Show?</i>

166
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Why, yes. Yes, I am.

167
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Can I have your autograph?

168
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,600
Why, yes. Yes, you can.

169
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Turn around.

170
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-Here you go.
-Thanks.

171
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And so it begins.

172
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Hey, so, where are the pants
from the Smiley Shack?

173
00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,660
-Actually, it's Style Shack.
-Oh.

174
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And they're still being worn by
the world's best dressed mannequin.

175
00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,060
-What's that?
-Oh, this?

176
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This is a map of the school, but this,

177
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this is a list of where the
photographer will be next week.

178
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Wherever he is, you'll find me.

179
00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:08,630
LIZZIE: Wow!
I never realized Miranda was so...

180
00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,500
poised.

181
00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:12,360
Hey, guys. Catch this.

182
00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:13,700
I've had people come up to me

183
00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:16,330
and tell me they're going to vote
for me as Most Poised.

184
00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:18,730
Me! Maybe a Most.

185
00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:21,800
This is so exciting.
My best friend, Most Poised.

186
00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,930
And Gordo is going to be
Most Photographed.

187
00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:28,400
And after we go to the mall,
Lizzie McGuire, Best Dressed.

188
00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,700
Actually, no mall.

189
00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:33,200
My mom has decided
to take me bargain-hunting.

190
00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:36,300
Bargain-hunting? Is she serious?

191
00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:41,600
How are you supposed to outdress
Kate and Claire with bargains?

192
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I can't.

193
00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:45,500
Well, if you want, we can go halfsies
on Most Photographed.

194
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,900
You know, Lizzie,
you could always borrow some clothes.

195
00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:54,330
Yeah, that'd be great, but stores
don't lend out their clothes.

196
00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,900
You know, I've heard of people buying
their clothes for special occasions,

197
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,400
wearing it and then returning it
and getting their money back.

198
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,460
All you have to do
is tuck a few price tags.

199
00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:03,330
And avoid all damages.

200
00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,830
Oh! That's a must.

201
00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,730
Well, I don't have enough money
to buy the pants in the first place.

202
00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:08,900
Well, how much are they?

203
00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:11,830
Well, $65, but I've only saved up $10.

204
00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,200
Well, I've got $30 from my birthday.

205
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:17,100
[CLOCK TICKING]

206
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,760
Fine, fine. I've got $30, too.

207
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,560
There's no downside
to this investment, right?

208
00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:25,960
No, we buy the pants tomorrow
and we get our money back on Monday.

209
00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,760
But I'm supposed to go bargain-hunting
with my mom tomorrow.

210
00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,330
So, tell her we're going to study.

211
00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:32,600
Which we will,
after we go to the mall.

212
00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,200
Do you really think
that this is going to work?

213
00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:39,460
Absolutely!

214
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,700
What if I spill something on them?

215
00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:44,860
I'll be leading the way,
keeping you out of harm's way.

216
00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:46,900
I'll be very poised!

217
00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:50,330
Gordo, what are you doing?

218
00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:53,260
I'm just practicing
my hit and run photo-crashing.

219
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,930
See, I'm going to be
in all the club pictures

220
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,460
before they even realize
I'm not in their club.

221
00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:58,700
Okay.

222
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:07,360
I don't wanna look at clothes!
Clothes are boring.

223
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,760
Fine, I'll just be a few minutes.

224
00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:10,400
We can meet
back at the fountain, okay?

225
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,530
[SIGHS]

226
00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:16,900
These must be the ones.

227
00:11:22,730 --> 00:11:25,830
It's the goofy-faced kid
from the <i>Uncle Wendell Show!</i>

228
00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,600
-Here, take this.
-Okay, sure.

229
00:11:30,930 --> 00:11:32,000
Smile.

230
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,900
[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]

231
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,130
[KIDS CLAMORING]

232
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,830
Yeah, okay. Why not?

233
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:45,960
Hey, everybody, it's the goofy-faced
kid from the <i>Uncle Wendell Show!</i>

234
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,500
Uh, all right. Easy there now.

235
00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,530
Hey, wait.

236
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:04,260
Hey! I got a piece
of the goofy-faced kid's shirt.

237
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,030
-Come on, Matt, let's go!
-KID: Get him!

238
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,630
-Where'd he go?
-That way!

239
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,500
[ALL PANTING]

240
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,160
-You see anybody?
-No. I think we lost them.

241
00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:58,230
Going through the car wash
and the alley helped.

242
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,000
-Yeah.
-Good work, Dad.

243
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,700
Did you ever work
for the Secret Service?

244
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,060
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

245
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,730
I'm not at liberty to discuss that.

246
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,200
[PANTING]

247
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,600
Ah!

248
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,330
-Morning, Matt.
-Howdy.

249
00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:22,860
What do you have planned today?

250
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,730
Right. Like I could go somewhere.

251
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,260
Did we ground you?

252
00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:30,230
Dad, please. I can't go out there.

253
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:33,030
The people.
They can't control themselves.

254
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,400
So you're never going outside anymore?

255
00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:36,930
Let's face it, Mom.

256
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:41,660
I'm destined to the reclusive life
of a lonely, eccentric celebrity.

257
00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:43,930
Well, I'll be in my room.

258
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,730
If you want in,
knock three times fast, then yell...

259
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,930
[WHOOPING]

260
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,060
If you want in my room,
don't say that.

261
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,300
Okay, Lizzie, it's our day
to go find those clothes you want.

262
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,330
This is going to be so much fun.

263
00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:02,130
I can't lie to my mom,
but I can't wear bargains.

264
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,300
Ooh!

265
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,030
Oh, my gosh! Mom, I completely forgot.

266
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:08,730
Gordo and I are going over
to Miranda's house

267
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,400
to study for a really big test.

268
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:13,360
Oh, I thought you and I would...
Well, that's okay.

269
00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:15,700
School comes first. I know your sizes.

270
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,330
[SIGHS]

271
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:24,760
Where is the button for
"lower than low"? That's how I feel.

272
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:49,230
[COWS MOOING]

273
00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:04,860
[CATS MEOWING]

274
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,530
[LION ROARS]

275
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:36,530
Yes!

276
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,530
Best Dressed, here I come.

277
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,330
-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
-Just a second.

278
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,400
[SIGHS]

279
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:13,500
Come in.

280
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:15,660
Look what I got!

281
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,830
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

282
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,730
Oh, I have one more thing.

283
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,360
Now, I know you really wanted
the pants at the Style Shack,

284
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,230
but I thought you might like these.

285
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:40,600
Wow! Not hideous.
Not Style Shack, but not hideous.

286
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,660
They're fantastic, Mom,
and you got these on sale?

287
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:46,160
Honey, I spent less on all this stuff

288
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,400
than I would have spent
on that one pair of pants

289
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,630
from the Style Shack.

290
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:55,060
Now you go out there
and you win Best Dressed.

291
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,960
Yeah.

292
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,360
Oh, hey, you don't
want to go in there.

293
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:10,160
The toilets overflowed.

294
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,500
It's so...

295
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,630
[FLUSHING]

296
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,730
[MOUTHING] Bye!

297
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,160
Oh! So, how many clubs
have you gotten into so far?

298
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,360
MATT: <i>A lot!</i>

299
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:20,430
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

300
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:26,430
And I just slipped into
the Safety Patrol picture.

301
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,860
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

302
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,360
Wow!

303
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,430
Lizzie, those pants are sweet!

304
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,200
And I'd like to thank my mom and dad
and the Style Shack!

305
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,930
Thanks. Okay, are you guys ready
for this day?

306
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:49,960
Are you kidding? Today is our day.

307
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,460
Today, we make yearbook history.

308
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,460
Okay, Best Dressed.

309
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,360
Most Photographed.

310
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,600
Most Poised.

311
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:04,260
MATT: Look out.

312
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,160
The pants! They're ruined.

313
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,600
[ALL LAUGHING]

314
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,860
I guess Most Poised is out of reach.

315
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:22,130
Well, at least that's one more picture
I'm in.

316
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,230
[SIGHS]

317
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,230
Okay. I don't even want to talk
about it. Let's just get to class.

318
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,700
Okay.

319
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,000
You know, I bet people still love
the clothes your mom bought.

320
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:36,130
Then you can still win Best Dressed.

321
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:39,430
No, no! Forget about winning.
What am I going to do about the pants?

322
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,060
I can't even return them now.

323
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,860
Hey, Lizzie, I love those pants.

324
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,960
These are bargain basement pants,
people.

325
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,360
But they are kind of cool.

326
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,660
Hey, Lizzie, very cool pants.

327
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:52,830
Thanks.

328
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,900
I wish I had never seen these pants.
How stupid was I?

329
00:18:57,830 --> 00:19:00,500
I ruined a pair of pants
that none of us can afford to buy,

330
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:01,800
and I lied to my mom.

331
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,430
-"None of us"?
-"None of us"?

332
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,130
Matt, what's wrong, honey?

333
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:22,760
What's the worst thing
that could have happened?

334
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:26,930
Are you okay?

335
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,160
[DOORBELL RINGS]

336
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:29,230
I'll get it.

337
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,560
Well, tell me.

338
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:37,360
Just when I was climbing the ladder
of fame and fortune,

339
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,100
I get squashed like a bug.

340
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:40,930
What happened?

341
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,500
The <i>Uncle Wendell Show</i>
went on a hiatus,

342
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:46,700
but everyone knows
that means it's cancelled.

343
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,500
I've got ten dozen

344
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:55,360
"Matt, the <i>Uncle Wendell Show</i> guy"
T-shirts here.

345
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,200
The guy at the door says
we owe him $360.

346
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,660
-Yikes!
-SAM: Yeah, yikes!

347
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,900
Matt! Matt!

348
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,130
[MATT YELLING]

349
00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:12,300
Mom, why are you putting toilet paper
in the kitchen cabinet?

350
00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:15,630
Well, I saved money
buying the 50-roll package,

351
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,660
but I ran out of places
to put all of them.

352
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,930
Oh, let me help you.

353
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,160
Hey.

354
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:26,430
Did Kate win Best Dressed?

355
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,200
No.

356
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,600
Claire did, but that's okay.

357
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:33,930
It is?

358
00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:36,900
Yeah, because, by the end of the day,

359
00:20:37,030 --> 00:20:40,330
every girl at school wanted to know
where I had gotten my clothes from.

360
00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:41,900
That's great!

361
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:46,730
But the problem is, I don't know
where my new clothes came from.

362
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:51,600
And I really wish I did,
because that would have meant that

363
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:54,000
I would have spent
a whole great day shopping with you.

364
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:59,060
Mom, I really want you to know that
I appreciate everything that you did.

365
00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:03,860
And next time you go bargain-hunting,
would it be okay if I came with you?

366
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,930
-I would love that.
-Me, too.

367
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:13,230
A new pair of hip-huggers
from the Style Shack, $65.

368
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:18,260
A more popular pair of hip-huggers
from Nel's Clothes Closet, $12.95.

369
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,860
An afternoon of hiding toilet paper
and laughing with my mom.

370
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,360
Oh! Hey!

371
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:23,600
ANIMATED LIZZIE: <i>Priceless.</i>

372
00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:30,360
MAN: Deep breath.

373
00:21:30,430 --> 00:21:31,860
[INHALES AND EXHALES]

374
00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:34,300
I'm just kidding. Okay, wait. Um...

375
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,300
No, no, no, no, no!
Well, you know what I'd say?

376
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:37,800
Should we go back?

377
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,160
There's a hot new pair of hip-huggers
in the window at the...

378
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:43,700
Agh!

379
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,030
Style Shack.

380
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,660
I'll be very poised.

381
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,930
[LAUGHS]

382
00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:49,930
[LAUGHING]

383
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,130
What are you doing?

384
00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:53,630
Where's the button for lower than low?

385
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,460
[BLABBERING]

386
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,660
Today, I just slipped into the...

387
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:08,860
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]