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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
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COACH KELLY: Now, girls in the center
with a right-hand star.
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This is so unfair.
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How come Kate gets to dance
with my potential boyfriend, Ethan?
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'Cause she asked him. You could have.
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Yeah, but then I'd have to get
the nerve to talk to him.
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COACH KELLY: Come on back
and honor your partner.
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Now, allemande left.
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Howdy-do, corner. Guess what?
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[SINGING]
♪ Somebody has a crush on you ♪
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Oh, the things you learn in co-ed gym.
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A crush on me?
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I'm the crushee, not the crusher.
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Hey, someone's got a crush on me.
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-[GASPS] Who?
-LIZZIE: Give me a sec.
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-Name, please?
-Oh, I can't tell.
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That would be gossiping
and that's wrong, Lizzie.
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[SCOFFS] She won't tell.
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All in the center
with a right-hand star.
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MIRANDA: Well, maybe it's Quin.
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Boy most likely to play
in the World Series.
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Hmm, that's not so bad.
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COACH KELLY: And a left-hand star.
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GORDO: I heard you have
a gentleman caller.
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Yeah, whose name is?
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Mmm, haven't heard.
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Maybe it's Winston,
the transfer from Mali.
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Ooh. Exotic.
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And he barely speaks English.
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Wouldn't have to worry
about saying anything stupid.
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All around with a left-hand lady.
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Maybe it's Ethan Craft!
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[GASPS] That'd be a crush return.
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-In what universe, Lizzie McGuire?
-[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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Well, then who?
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Hi, Lizzie.
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYS]
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Larry Tudgeman? Nerd times pi.
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Now, all in the center
with a great big yell!
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[ALL YELLING]
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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[SCOFFS] Larry Tudgeman?
My first crush-er!
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-Ugh, it's unfair!
-My condolences.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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The guy hasn't changed his shirt
since, like, second grade.
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Relax. It's just a crush.
He's not going to do anything.
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Yeah, we've had a crush
on Ethan Craft for forever
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and we've never done
anything about it.
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I guess when you put it like that,
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I guess the crush has been crushed.
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Lizzie. There you are.
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Can-Can I talk to you for a second?
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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-Um...
-[LARRY CHUCKLES]
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Um, [STUTTERS] I was wondering
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if maybe sometime
you'd like to go out?
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Like on a date.
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Like, Sunday afternoon?
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Um...
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Never! No way! Not in a million years!
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Nuh-uh! Nope! Nix! Nyet!
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I, um...
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[STUTTERS] Well, I, um...
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I kind of have this thing,
so, I can't.
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Thanks for asking, though.
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Lying is perfectly legal
in a case like this.
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[LARRY CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh, that, uh...
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[SMACKS LIPS] That's too bad.
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[SCOFFS] So much for the crush
being history.
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Good thing he has Algebra next.
That'll cheer him up.
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[LIZZIE SIGHS]
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I don't feel guilty.
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All right, I feel guilty. [SCREAMS]
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Take that!
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[VIDEO GAME SOUNDS]
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[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
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Mom's home.
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[DOOR OPENING]
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Okay, that's it, guys.
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Hi, honey! Hard day?
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No, I had a wonderful day.
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Until I tried to park
the car in the garage and couldn't.
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Do you know why?
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Because you turned the wheel
too early, then panicked,
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and turned it the other way
really, really fast.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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The reason I couldn't park
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is because the driveway
is filled with your junk.
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And the lawn.
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And where is that junk supposed to go?
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[TIMER CLICKING]
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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In the tool shed.
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But it can't fit in the tool shed
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because the tool shed
is so filled with your junk.
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It's junk to you,
but to us, it's stuff.
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Well, the stuff has got to go. Now.
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Party pooper.
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[SCOFFS] That's my job.
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[VIDEO GAME SOUNDS]
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It's not messy.
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Well, let's just move
some stuff around
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so it looks like we did something.
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That's still tight. Keep that.
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-Mom...
-Hmm.
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I, um, I need your advice.
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Really? You want to talk to me?
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Yeah, um...
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[CROW CAWS]
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I'm obviously desperate.
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[CAWS]
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It-it's about a boy.
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Aw! Boy trouble? Oh, my God!
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Oh, honey, at last!
Come here, tell me.
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No, no, no, no. Forget it.
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I'm sorry. I really am.
No, really, tell me what it is.
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Okay. Well, what do you do
if a guy you don't like,
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and never will like,
like, in a million years like,
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wants to go out with you?
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Well, how do you know
you don't like him
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if you haven't given him a chance?
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[SIGHS]
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So you mean go out with him?
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[CAWS]
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[SIGHS] That's not the answer
I was looking for.
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-Hey, watch it.
-This can go.
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-Just a sec.
-[ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYS]
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That's my old soapbox racer.
What a beauty.
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This thing? Lame-o.
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Grandma on my scooter goes faster.
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
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Hey, you should've seen Grandma
when she was in this thing.
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Hey, wait a second.
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Scooters are on the way out.
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We could shine this baby up,
make it Y2K compatible, and voilà!
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We've got the next big thing.
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[HARP MUSIC PLAYS]
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Hey, get out of there. It's my turn.
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[CREAKING]
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Okay, let me rephrase
the question, Mom.
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What do you do if the guy
you don't like is a total geek?
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You have to agree with me
in this case, Mom.
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I can't go out with him.
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MATT: Mom, mom! Emergency!
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Dad's stuck in the soapbox racer.
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Okay, okay.
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No, in that case,
you may have to marry him.
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'Cause that's the McGuire Curse.
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SAM: Jo! Honey! Help!
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Okay, okay.
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So, you mean this is my destiny?
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-[CAMERA SHUTTER PLAYING]
-[WEDDING MUSIC PLAYS]
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I don't know. Maybe.
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The one thing
I know about boys, honey,
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is that some of the best ones
come in very strange packages.
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Well, then Larry Tudgeman
must be really amazing.
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I can't tell you what to do
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about the boy who likes you
that you don't like.
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Yeah, but if I don't do
the right thing,
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fast forward
to the disappointed speech.
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I'm just saying,
nobody likes to be rejected.
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I know.
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Boys are very sensitive creatures.
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Especially our kind.
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-SAM: Help!
-Oh! Gosh, your dad. Oops.
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Thank you. [SIGHS]
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I wouldn't want Ethan Craft
to shine me on
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the way I did to Larry.
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Righteous thinking, Lizzie.
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I was thinking the complete
opposite, Gordo.
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Have you lost your mind?
She can't go out with Larry Tudgeman.
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Tudgeman!
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[SIGHS] Miranda,
it's just one dumb date.
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One dumb date for Lizzie,
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but it's one giant date for every boy
who has ever been dissed by a girl.
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So she's a hero.
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Suggestion. Make sure
Larry takes you someplace
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where no one will see you.
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-Especially Kate.
-Miranda!
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Trust me, this could ruin
your social status for, like, ever.
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I didn't even know I had social status
and now it's going to be ruined.
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-[PHONE RINGING]
-Hello?
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It's not too late to hang up.
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Lizzie! Um, I have caller ID.
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Oh... Great.
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Sometimes I wish
I lived in the Stone Age.
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Um...
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I just wanted to know
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if you were still available
for that date this weekend.
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Tudge rules.
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Tudge rules! [CHEERING]
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Okay, I guess that's yes.
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[LARRY CLEARS THROAT]
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[DIAL TONE]
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Hello?
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I cannot believe I'm going to do this.
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I'm gonna go out with Larry Tudgeman!
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-And you're gonna have a great time.
-[SIGHS, WHIMPERS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I wanted to make sure
that you were
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actually gonna go through with this.
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Goodbye!
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[HAMMERING]
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-Cool racer!
-[SIGHS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[SIGHS]
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Larry?
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You look handsome.
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Oh, I'm wearing my weekend shirt.
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And these are for you.
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Well, isn't that sweet?
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[CHUCKLES] Way sweet.
He actually does look cute.
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Is this The Tudge?
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I had to battle alien forces
in my garden
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to capture them for you.
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Yeah, it's The Tudge.
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Hey, cool racer.
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[SNICKERS] Tudgeman.
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Hey, kids, have a good time.
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Hold on one second there, Lizzie.
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Uh, dudes,
if you remove the flanges here,
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you'll get maximum acceleration.
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Genius.
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-All right, Tudge!
-[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, no, um, I don't want to get
grease on my hands.
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I'm going on a date.
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Right.
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You are gonna love this place.
They have a Tesla coil.
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Well, at least no one I know
will see us here.
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[ELECTRICAL WHIRRING]
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Isn't this the coolest place on Earth?
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Yeah...
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[DISTORTED ELECTRONIC SOUND]
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I'm actually having a good time
with Larry Tudgeman
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at a science museum.
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Have we entered
some kind of alternate reality?
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Hey, Matt, get in.
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[TOOLS CLATTERING]
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I don't think it's ready yet.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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Come on, steer! Steer! Steer!
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I am steering!
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[CRASHING]
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-You okay?
-MATT: Ow!
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You didn't hurt the car.
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Mommy!
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See, the heart looks
nothing like a valentine.
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It's actually the shape
of an upside-down pear.
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And get this. In an average lifetime,
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the heart beats
two and a half billion times.
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[HEART BEATING]
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Wow. Larry, you have
all this knowledge
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and you explain yourself so well.
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00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:11,560
Well, I'm very intrigued
about the world around me.
258
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,900
Hey, look, Lizzie, the mitral valve.
259
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,430
All right, icky interests,
but the thing about Tudgeman is,
260
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,200
for a dork, he's got
a lot of self-confidence.
261
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,260
See, I like what I like
262
00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:24,330
and I don't worry about
what other people think.
263
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,500
I mean, boy bands are a trend.
264
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,560
The circulatory system is forever.
265
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:30,630
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
266
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,700
Who's the dork?
I freak if I wear the wrong shoes.
267
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,400
Well, thanks for a great day.
268
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,100
[HEART BEATING RAPIDLY]
269
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,830
-[ALARM RINGING]
-Oh.
270
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,600
Uh-oh, I think he's having
a heart attack.
271
00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:47,330
You can barely stay awake
through science class.
272
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,730
You couldn't have possibly had fun
at a whole museum about it.
273
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,360
I said I had fun, okay?
274
00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:54,230
It wasn't that bad.
Larry's really nice.
275
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,760
I'm glad I went out with him.
276
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:56,860
Whatever.
277
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:59,160
Bonus, it earned me some karma points
278
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:01,400
to be redeemed with the boy
of my choosing.
279
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,630
You went out with Larry.
280
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,160
Now you can go out with Ethan Craft.
281
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,530
Or at least have
the nerve to talk to him.
282
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,630
Hmm. [GASPS] Here's your opportunity.
283
00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:13,600
Ethan's close enough
to make it look like a chance meeting,
284
00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:15,360
but not far enough
to make it look like
285
00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:17,960
you've gone out of your way
to bump into him. [GIGGLES]
286
00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,260
-Go get him, tiger.
-[CHUCKLES]
287
00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,230
Hey, Ethan.
288
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,860
There you are, Lizzie.
289
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:29,930
Hey, Larry.
290
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,030
I can't believe you're my girlfriend.
291
00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:34,130
I am the luckiest man alive.
292
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,300
Intercepted pass!
293
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:43,260
[SCOFFS] I am not
Larry Tudgeman's girlfriend.
294
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,130
Did you say something
to make him think
295
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,900
that you two are going out?
296
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,660
I told him he was nice.
297
00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,030
Well, there you go.
298
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,800
He's just used to being
blatantly rejected.
299
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:55,900
Look, you can't keep
avoiding Larry forever.
300
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,060
He's telling the whole school
that you're his girlfriend.
301
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,530
[SCOFFS] Well, we've got to
nip that in the bud.
302
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,800
Deny, deny, deny.
303
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,030
It's such a Kate move.
304
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,630
It would only embarrass him
in front of the whole school.
305
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:09,800
Wh-What if I did the opposite of Kate?
306
00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:11,960
What if I went out with Larry?
307
00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:14,060
I mean, pretend to go out with him?
308
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,700
Hmm. Go on, McGuire.
309
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,760
Y-Yes, please, explain.
310
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:21,100
Okay, I'll fake go out
with him for a day
311
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,660
and then I'll fake break up with him.
312
00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:24,000
Hmm, clever plan.
313
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:26,800
It completely eliminates
the humiliation factor.
314
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:31,060
But if anybody finds out,
you're risking social destruction.
315
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:34,260
So I'll take the risk.
I just don't want him to get hurt.
316
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,960
You're not gonna kiss him, are you?
317
00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:39,800
[SCREAMS] No! No!
It'll be way over before then.
318
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,560
[SHUDDERS]
319
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:43,900
But you guys have to keep this quiet.
320
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,630
[KATE ON SPEAKER]
Today's announcements.
321
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,430
Who's the school's hottest pair?
322
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,100
Why, none other than
Tudge and McGuire.
323
00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:51,160
They're on fire.
324
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:54,460
-What?
-I didn't tell Kate anything.
325
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,860
[LIZZIE GROANS]
326
00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:59,260
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
327
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,130
You know, if I didn't know any better,
328
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,130
I'd actually think that you
and Larry were going out.
329
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,700
Yeah, let's hope the break up
is just as convincing.
330
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,560
I don't want
to lead him on any longer.
331
00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:41,100
This has been the longest morning.
332
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,930
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
333
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,560
Ballroom dancing.
334
00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:47,030
Ladies, pick your partners.
335
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,960
Of all the days to be
fake-dating Larry. Ugh.
336
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:59,500
And one, two, three,
one, two, three...
337
00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:01,630
Ow! You're stepping on my feet.
338
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,700
Well, you're completely off tempo.
339
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,030
Hey, Larry,
340
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,730
meet me at the lunch patio
after school, okay?
341
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,260
Can't get enough of me, huh?
342
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:09,660
Uh, right.
343
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,630
We're the coolest couple here.
344
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:16,130
Hey, let's do that.
345
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,200
Wait! Make that next time!
346
00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:23,560
-[LIZZIE GASPS]
-Oh, I'm so sorry, princess.
347
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,400
Now I've put my life in danger
to do the right thing.
348
00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:31,030
[SIGHS]
349
00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:33,600
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
350
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,500
You're right, Gordo,
351
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,130
this is the perfect hill
to test the Samurai.
352
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,400
Hey, I'm the driver.
353
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,660
I'm working on getting
us endorsements.
354
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,800
We're calling it
the Monster Matt Machine.
355
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,500
Settle this later.
356
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,930
Right now we've primo wind conditions.
357
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,560
It's now or never for the Gordinator.
358
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,860
It's too bad your mother
refused to be here.
359
00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,930
I can't believe she didn't
want to see this.
360
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,260
BOY: Heads up!
361
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,000
[ENTHRALLING MUSIC PLAYING]
362
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:13,230
[SCREAMING]
363
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,000
Guys!
364
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,600
[TIRES SCREECHING]
365
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:21,160
[SCREAMS]
366
00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:23,200
[SCREAMS]
367
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,500
Hey, guys!
368
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,900
Whoa!
369
00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:40,830
Hey, watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
370
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:42,930
Watch out!
371
00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:45,360
-[GIRLS SCREAMING]
-Watch out!
372
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:48,530
Sorry!
373
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:52,000
Aah!
374
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,600
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
375
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,500
JO: Honey?
376
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:12,000
Hi, Jo. Glad you could make it.
377
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,360
Well, I never would have
forgiven myself
378
00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:16,100
if I had missed that.
379
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,200
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
380
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:20,130
[CHUCKLES] That was awesome, Dad.
381
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,000
I clocked you at 45 miles an hour.
382
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,530
How's the car?
383
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:27,630
I'm sorry. It didn't make it.
384
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,200
Oh, man, my race car's
smashed to smithereens.
385
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:32,800
JO: Oh, honey.
386
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,260
Listen, what do you say
I take you all out for some ice cream?
387
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:36,400
All right!
388
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:38,200
That'd be great, Mrs. McGuire, yeah.
389
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:42,360
After you clean up the tool shed
and the backyard, okay?
390
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,860
I knew there'd be a catch.
391
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:54,430
Yesterday I was just the Tudge.
392
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,030
Today I'm Le Tudge.
393
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,760
I'm a boyfriend.
394
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,130
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Yeah.
395
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,530
Stop before you break my heart.
396
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,700
You're awesome. But, um...
397
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,200
I gotta tell you the truth.
398
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:13,200
I don't really think that this
relationship is working out for me.
399
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:16,300
I just don't think
we have enough chemistry
400
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,000
to go steady, you know?
401
00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:27,630
Prepare for waterworks.
402
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,860
You're right. We're living a lie.
403
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,160
I mean, I need a girlfriend
who's into astrophysics,
404
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:39,860
amphibian skeletal systems
and rotisserie baseball. [LAUGHS]
405
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,700
You're right.
406
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,600
And I need a boyfriend who's into...
407
00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:48,000
Stuff... [CHUCKLES] Stuff.
408
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,130
Maybe I should develop some interests.
409
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,460
Then I can join a club
and meet a boy there.
410
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,960
You know, I truly mean this.
411
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,000
Today was the best day of my life.
412
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,730
And Lizzie McGuire,
you are the nicest person that I know.
413
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,930
I never thought I'd say this.
414
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,300
My mother was right.
415
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,800
Great boys do come in odd packages.
416
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,430
Larry Tudgeman,
417
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,530
out there there's someone
really special for you.
418
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,730
[CHUCKLES]
419
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,060
Well, coming from my ex,
I know that means a lot.
420
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:21,730
[BOTH LAUGH]
421
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,730
So, you think I have
a chance with Miranda?
422
00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:28,860
[CHUCKLES]
423
00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:37,460
A-B comment, mark.
424
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,400
-Oh, perfect.
-FEMALE CREW MEMBER 1: It works.
425
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:41,560
Crunchy.
426
00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:44,560
[LAUGHS LOUDLY]
427
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,200
[COUGHS]
428
00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:47,260
Sorry.
429
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,960
[COUGHS] Aah!
430
00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:53,100
I wanna talk to the stunt coordinator.
431
00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:55,130
[LAUGHS]
432
00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:59,060
[SAM GRUNTS]
433
00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:01,230
FEMALE CREW MEMBER 2: Cut! You okay?
434
00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:05,460
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]