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MATT: Okay, here's
our Halloween battle plan.

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Houses marked in red
give out the best candies.

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The houses marked in blue
give out little boxes of raisins.

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We'll blow them off.

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Then we'll take the D bus
to Rancho Vista Estates.

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They're all rich and they give out
full-size candy bars and dollar bills.

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Hey, you know who
you should go as, Matt?

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A troll. That way
you wouldn't need any makeup.

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Actually, I was gonna
be the ugliest kid on earth,

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but you're already
wearing the costume.

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This is it. Matt's going down.

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Oh, crud! Here come Mom and Dad.
Hide the catapult.

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Hey, Mom. My Halloween trick-or-treat
bag was too small last year.

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Can I borrow the wheelbarrow?

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Oh, champ, you're not gonna
need a trick-or-treat bag this year

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cause you're not
going trick-or-treating.

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-[GULPS]
-[SNICKERS]

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Now, don't worry.
You're gonna gave a good time.

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You're going to the Halloween
Fright Night at your sister's school.

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He's what?

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[SNICKERS]

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[MUTED SNICKERING]

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Look, they got haunted dungeons,
game booths, prizes, everything.

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Hello? Nobody asked me about this.

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If stink-boy comes to my Fright Night,
I'm gonna have a terrible time!

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Aw, you will?

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I'm there.

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Great. I get to brat-sit
my little brother.

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Talk about scary.

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Trick-or-treat.

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

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[GIRL SCREAMING]

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So, the girls' soccer
team will be in charge

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of painting the soccer balls
like human heads

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for the "Guess How Many Human Heads
Are in a Barrel of Heads" game.

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Ooh, ooh, ooh!

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What, Tudgeman?

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[IMITATES DARTH VADER]
Luke, I am your father.

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[IN NORMAL VOICE] It's Darth Vader.
I do a great Darth Vader.

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I could scare people with that.

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Sit down, Tudgeman.

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[LIZZIE CHUCKLES]

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Okay, let's discuss decorations.

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I want to display skeleton dolls
from <i>El Día de los Muertos,</i>

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which is the Day of the Dead,
which is Halloween in Mexico.

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Why would we want
to display your stuff?

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'Cause it's cool.

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No, it's not. It's lame.

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I think it's great to have stuff from
other countries at our parties.

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CLASSMATES: Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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LARRY: Yeah!

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Fine! You can have your stupid
little toys set up on a table.

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They're miniature skeletons
that represent dead ancestors

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so you'd better treat them well.

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[IMITATES YODA] Treat them
well you must. Wise they are, yes.

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-[IN NORMAL VOICE] That's Yoda.
-Tudgeman!

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I know. Sit down and zip it.

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[STAMMERS] I mean it!

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A kid from Veracruz made
fun of the spirits once.

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-[SPOOKY MUSIC]
-And after three days,

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he was found
in a coffin surrounded by skeletons.

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His hair turned white. White.

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And he never, ever, ever spoke again.

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All right, we'll treat them well.
Anything else?

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I'd like to sign up to be

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Vampire Mistress in
the Dungeon of Terror.

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I would look so slinky
and cool as a vampire.

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I am so tired of wearing Mom's old
marching band uniform every year.

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You should let her, Kate.
Lizzie'd be really good.

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Well, I guess I could let you
be the Dungeon Mistress.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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But you're going to have to clean out

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the janitor's utility room where
we're putting the dungeon.

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Ugh! It's yucky in there!

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Hey, I do a great Wookie.

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[IMITATES WOOKIE]

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Oh, it's okay. I'm solid.

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LIZZIE: [GAGS]
It's even grosser than I thought!

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Of course, it's gross.

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It's where the janitor keeps
his bucket of throw-up sand.

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Whenever a kid around here
throws up, that's it right there.

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I swear, Kate Sanders spends, like,

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all of her time just thinking
of ways to make me miserable.

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GORDO: I don't think that's true.

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I think Kate Sanders
spends all of her time

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thinking of ways
to make everybody miserable.

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Well, it'll be worth it
to be a vampire hottie.

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Thanks for helping me, Gordo.

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I'm not helping you.
You just said to meet you here.

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You said you were
gonna give me a hamburger.

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But you have to help me.

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Why would I help you?

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So you can once again do exactly
what Kate Sanders wants?

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So you can let her manipulate you
and every other kid in this school

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who hopes and prays for their
fifteen minutes of popularity?

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Why on earth would
I participate in that?

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Because my cousin Heather's
coming into town again this summer

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and I'm gonna get her
to go out with you.

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Quit your yapping.
We've got work to do.

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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

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The utility room's all clean, Kate.

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What a good little cleaner you are.

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I'll need props for the dungeon
so I can start decorating.

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Oh. I forgot to tell you. I decided
to be the Vampire Dungeon Mistress.

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I need you to be Floppy the Clown
and give out balloons.

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What? You said if I cleaned out
the slop-hole I could be Vampira.

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I know, but as head
of the party committee,

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I decided that Vampira should
be someone tall and desirable.

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And that's me.

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See ya.

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No! I am the desirable vampire!

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I get to wear the slinky outfit!
I get to...

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Ugh. Okay, I'm gonna need about
eight gallons of concealer for this.

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I need some gross
stuff for my costume.

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I'm going as me, turned inside out.

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I know, I know.

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Oh, can I use this... spaghetti sauce?

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No, honey,
that's for dinner tomorrow night.

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How about this caviar stuff?
Looks like brains.

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No, you may not use the caviar.
That's for your father and I tonight.

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How about the sausages?

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Oh. I suppose. Sure.

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Ugh, gross.

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Oh, oh, my guts are falling out.

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I... You got caviar for us tonight?

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Yeah.

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Well, the trick-or-treaters
are gonna probably be done by 7:30

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and then we're ju...
We have the house to ourselves.

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-No kids.
-No screaming.

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Nobody fighting over the TV remote.

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-Just you and me.
-Yeah.

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Gross!

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That is so disgusting.

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Look who's talking.

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MIRANDA: Hey, Kate.

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Oh, real mature.

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Oh, yes, it's very immature of us
to play with toy skulls on Halloween.

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We'll try to grow up.

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Did somebody order a box of skulls?

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Hey, Mom.

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Where's Dad?

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Oh, he's coming. He had a little
accident in the parking lot.

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I may need a needle and thread.

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I got my sleeve
caught in the car door.

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Dad.

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Careful, Dad. Kate'll tell
you you're immature.

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Oh, Miranda! I love your parents.

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They know that.

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Hi, Mrs. Sanchez.

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-Hi.
-How are you, Mr. Sanchez?

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Oh, how interesting!

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Day of the Dead is one
of my favorite holidays.

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Yeah, and on <i>El Día de los Muertos</i>
in Mexico,

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people go to the cemetery

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-and have a meal with the dead.
-Mm-hmm.

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Oh, it's a lot more
fun than it sounds.

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There's dances and all kinds of stuff.

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Tamale represents
the meal. It's chicken.

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The dead have
to watch their cholesterol.

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Thank you so much
for sharing this with us.

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It is going to make our Fright Night
so much more interesting.

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-Well, it's our pleasure.
-Mm-hmm.

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And now I think
we're gonna get out of here

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so you kids can finish decorating.

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Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Dad.

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Here, Kate. Give Miranda a hand
with the rest of the stuff.

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Come on.

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-Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Sanchez.
-We're just on our way out.

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-We'll see you later, Lizzie.
-Bye.

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Thanks again, Mr. and Mrs. Sanchez.

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-We really appreciate it.
-[MOUTHING] Bye.

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Get that stupid junk
off the refreshment table.

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Do you believe Kate?

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She's phonier than cafeteria cheese.

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Take your little ancestors
and stick them in the corner.

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I'm in charge here.
I say where stuff goes.

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You know what, Kate?

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I don't care what you do to me,

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but you should so not diss
my dead ancestors.

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If you get them mad,
bad stuff can happen.

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Ooh, I'm so scared.

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Kate shouldn't come as a vampire.

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She should come as a sewer rat.

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So, do these things
really have powers?

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Mm.

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Go get Kate. Sic her, boy. Go get her.

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I'll give you a bone.

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Guess they don't really work.

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Too bad.

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-It'd be cool if they did, though.
-Mm.

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[LIGHTNING AND THUNDER]

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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

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Here. It's a... snake.

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Here, it's a worm.

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Here. It's a spaghetti.

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Here. It's a caterpillar.

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This is a lame balloon animal.

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Oh, sorry. Let me fix it.

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-Ooh!
-There! Now it's extinct.

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Yeah, I did it!

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Hey, you win one coupon.

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How many do I need
to get the lava lamp?

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Three hundred and seven.

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Well, what can I get with one?

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Uh. Hair scrunchie or a Burger Buddy.

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I guess give me the Burger Buddy.

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Can you guys believe Kate?

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Holy ravioli!

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I mean, can you believe
how she just stole my costume?

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Uh, right, yeah.
[STAMMERS] Terrible thing to do.

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Man, this is a good tamale.

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Any more of them?

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Where did you get that?

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Over there where those skeletons
are getting married.

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You ate the food offering
of the Day of the Dead?

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You stole the sacred
meal of my dead ancestors?

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It had cheese on it.

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-[THUNDER RUMBLING]
-Do you know what you've done?

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You have offended the spirits.

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You have opened the door
to this world and the next.

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[STAMMERS] You have unleashed the dark
angry forces of the restless dead!

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Way to go, beefhead.

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All right, let's not
get carried away here.

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Day of the Dead's a holiday
just like any other holiday.

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Matt, all you did was eat a tamale.

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You didn't wake up
any supernatural forces.

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MATT: Good.

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[LIQUID BUBBLING]

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Whoa. Hey.

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What happened to my lemonade?

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-Whoa.
-It turned black!

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What's that?

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That was lemonade?

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It was. Now it smells all moldy
and rotten and dead.

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Kate, did you move the bride
and groom skeleton?

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No.

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Miranda, did you?

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No.

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What's that?

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The spirits are awake.

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Evil and doom walk the night.

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GORDO: There must be an innocent
explanation for all of this.

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Then explain why
the lemonade was black.

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It's cafeteria lemonade.

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You know what the food's
like around here.

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It's mostly bacteria.

247
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You let the beef stew
sit out for two minutes

248
00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:54,700
and it grows legs and hops away.

249
00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:57,260
Well, I don't want
anything ruining my party.

250
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,800
We'll replace the lemonade
with fruit punch.

251
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,030
Miranda.

252
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,630
Um, I'm a little freaked out.

253
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:08,660
This whole Day of the Dead
stuff is just superstition, right?

254
00:13:08,730 --> 00:13:11,230
I mean, someone probably
just moved those skeletons.

255
00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:12,960
[NERVOUSLY] Right. Right.

256
00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:15,360
It's probably just superstition.

257
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,960
Good. Because Tudgeman told me
that Matt disappeared.

258
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,630
They were, like, showing each
other how to dislocate their jaw

259
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,700
and all of a sudden there was
a flash of light and this dust.

260
00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:27,130
[GASPING] <i>La lodo de los muertos.</i>

261
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,430
The mud of the dead.

262
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,100
My grandmother used to talk about

263
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,230
what would happen
if you made the spirits angry.

264
00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:35,830
Matt ate their tamale.
Now they've taken revenge.

265
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:39,660
This is ridiculous.
No skeletons got up and walked away.

266
00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:41,830
There are no spirits taking revenge.

267
00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:43,130
Well, look what they did to Matt.

268
00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:45,060
That's not Matt. That's dirt.

269
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:48,100
If it's dirt, then why
is one of his eyeballs in it?

270
00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:54,300
He's probably in the bathroom,
or playing in the gym.

271
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,160
And you guys are getting hysterical

272
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:58,660
about ghosts and goblins,
and it's ridiculous.

273
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,860
You hear me? I think it's stupid.

274
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,160
Come on, spirits. Turn me into dust.

275
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,800
See? Nothing.

276
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,060
Nothing... yet.

277
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,130
The truth is, if Matt did get spirited
away to the realm of the dead,

278
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,160
who's gonna be in trouble
with Mom and Dad? Me.

279
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:28,460
Sam, come on.
Your food's gonna get cold.

280
00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,330
SAM: Well, there's
no more trick-or-treaters.

281
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,160
It's eight o'clock.

282
00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:35,230
Pumpkin's coming in.

283
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,900
Porch light goes off.

284
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,200
[EXHALES] I'm calling it a night.

285
00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:45,160
And husband sits next to wife.

286
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,860
Now that's a treat.

287
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,430
[DOOR BELL RINGS]

288
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,030
Be right back.

289
00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:54,860
[BELL RINGING INCESSANTLY]

290
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:58,930
Trick or treat.

291
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,930
Hey, you were just
here 15 minutes ago.

292
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,530
Uh, no I wasn't.

293
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:03,830
Now give me some candy.

294
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,960
Yeah, you were.
I gave you our last candy bar.

295
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,160
It wasn't me. Now hand over the candy.

296
00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:09,260
Yeah, it was you.

297
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,900
You think I wouldn't
remember this costume?

298
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,600
Who are you supposed to be anyway?

299
00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:16,230
Um, I'm the knife guy.

300
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:19,400
Now, give me some candy,
old man. Tick-tock.

301
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,600
Sam, just give him some candy

302
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,160
-and get rid of him.
-We don't have any more candy.

303
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:25,260
-Here, have some chicken pot-pie.
-What?

304
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:26,360
No, it's good. Take it.

305
00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:29,200
Chicken pot-pie? I'm a vegetarian!

306
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,960
You heard Gordo.
This is just superstition.

307
00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:36,900
Until somebody proves it's not,
I'm going to enjoy myself.

308
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,600
GORDO: Help! Lizzie, Miranda, help!

309
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:40,660
Gordo?

310
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:42,700
Gordo, where are you?

311
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,660
GORDO: I don't know.
I can't see anything.

312
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,800
-What's going on?
-Gordo, what happened?

313
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,130
GORDO: I don't know. Uh. Help me!

314
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,760
Oh, my gosh!
You're inside the Burger Buddy.

315
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,000
GORDO: I am? Oh, get me out!

316
00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,060
How?

317
00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:58,700
It's the spirits. They did this.

318
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,830
This is your fault. You had to bring
those Day of the Dead things.

319
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:04,030
GORDO: Stop arguing.
Just get me out of here.

320
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,900
Well, you shouldn't have dissed them.

321
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,560
GORDO: Tell the spirits I'm sorry.

322
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:08,800
Tell them I'm scared.

323
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,830
Don't try to blame this on me.

324
00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:12,200
GORDO: Tell my parents I miss them.

325
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,100
I don't know if I'll... [SCREAMS]

326
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:17,900
Gordo?

327
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:19,830
Look what you did!

328
00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:23,100
I didn't do it. Don't try to blame
this on me. You pushed me first.

329
00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:25,800
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

330
00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:30,630
LIZZIE: [IN HAUNTING VOICE] Kate.

331
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,460
MIRANDA: Lizzie? Are you okay?

332
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,460
[IN A HAUNTING VOICE] Kate!

333
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,700
Lizzie?

334
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,560
Lizzie, cut it out.
You're scaring me.

335
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:44,460
Rubber, bad.

336
00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:49,100
She's turned into a zombie.
I've seen this in movies. [SQUEALING]

337
00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:52,400
Mace, good.

338
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,500
[BOTH SCREAMING]

339
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,630
-LIZZIE: Kate! Kate!
-MIRANDA: Okay.

340
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,400
This is, like, the second worst
Halloween party I've ever been to.

341
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,530
-[KATE SCREAMING]
-LIZZIE: Kate!

342
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,200
It's Monster Horror Chiller Theater.

343
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,900
Oh, I'm very scared.
You'd better hold me close.

344
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,060
Okay. I'll, uh, protect you.

345
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,360
-That's right.
-Mm-hmm.

346
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:17,300
-[DOORBELL RINGS]
-Mm. Don't get it. They'll go away.

347
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:18,400
Okay.

348
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,430
[BELL RINGING CONTINUOUSLY]

349
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,460
But we're out of candy.

350
00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:26,160
Hey, no sweat, honey. We, uh...

351
00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:29,730
hey, we got a coupon for Burger Buddy
for free french fries.

352
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,360
Kids love fries.

353
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:39,860
Though they don't seem to be
too fond of chicken pot pie.

354
00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:43,060
BOY: Get some more candy bars
next time, fatso!

355
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,700
Hey, that was good chicken pot pie!

356
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,100
Let's hide in the dungeon.

357
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,830
Yes, good.
We'll be safe in the dungeon.

358
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,960
[HAUNTED VOICE] Kate! Kate!

359
00:17:58,130 --> 00:17:59,630
LIZZIE: [HAUNTED VOICE] Kate!

360
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:04,430
-Okay, Lizzie is way out of line.
-LIZZIE: [HAUNTED VOICE] Kate!

361
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,030
She's not Lizzie right now.

362
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,430
The spirits of the dead
have taken over her body.

363
00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,500
[HAUNTED VOICE] Kate!

364
00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:13,230
And they're using
Lizzie for... for revenge.

365
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,500
They're mad because you called
the Day of the Dead artifacts stupid.

366
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,660
And shoved them off
in a little corner.

367
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,830
Dumb Kate! Dumb, dumb, dumb!

368
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:24,700
LIZZIE: [HAUNTED VOICE]
Kate! Kate! Kate!

369
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,500
Can't we stop her?

370
00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:30,430
Uh, I think I remember
my grandmother talking about ways

371
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,000
to beg the spirits for forgiveness.

372
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,330
[HAUNTED VOICE] Kate!

373
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,630
We need a sh...
A shovel full of graveyard dirt

374
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,300
-and a gallon full of blood.
-Okay.

375
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,060
LIZZIE: [HAUNTED VOICE] Kate! Kate!

376
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:46,260
LIZZIE: [HAUNTED VOICE]
Kate! Kate. Kate.

377
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:51,400
Kate! Kate!

378
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,860
We're done for.

379
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,660
No, no, no!
We don't need the actual stuff.

380
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,330
It can be symbolic.

381
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,530
There's chocolate cake
and punch in the cafeteria.

382
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,130
Uh, uh, uh.
That can be the dirt and the blood.

383
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:02,400
Great. What do we do?

384
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:03,900
We need to cover ourselves with it.

385
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,830
Um, it shows our respect for the dead.

386
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:07,660
[HAUNTED VOICE] Kate!

387
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:11,100
No way. I am not going out there.
At least we are safe in here.

388
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:15,830
[SKELETONS LAUGHING]

389
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,300
[MIRANDA AND KATE SCREAMING]

390
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,800
[HAUNTED VOICE] Kate!

391
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,430
-[KATE SCREAMING]
-Go!

392
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:32,060
We have to cover ourselves with
the punch and the chocolate cake.

393
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:35,430
[GASPING]

394
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,630
[HAUNTED VOICE] Kate!

395
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,630
Miranda, it's not working!

396
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:46,900
Okay, okay. Now you have
to perform the Dance of the Dead.

397
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,030
Uh, twirl around and hop on one foot.

398
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,830
Now caw like a crow.

399
00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:54,100
[CAWING]

400
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,500
Now, pat the top of your head
and swat your rump.

401
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,300
Now say, "Lizzie, Lizzie,
please forgive me."

402
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,900
"Lizzie, Lizzie..."

403
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:08,700
What?

404
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,630
Now say "Cheese."

405
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,330
Ah, this is gonna look terrific
in the school newspaper.

406
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,530
[ALL LAUGHING]

407
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:21,500
Help me, help me! I'm going
to look ridiculous on the front page!

408
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,260
MIRANDA: What's the matter, Kate?

409
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:26,430
-Zombie got your tongue?
-Mm.

410
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,200
Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Dad.

411
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:35,460
<i>De nada,</i> sweetheart.

412
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:39,260
Told you Day of the Dead
was my favorite holiday.

413
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,360
Now you have fun with Lizzie tonight
and we'll see you tomorrow.

414
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,200
Yeah!

415
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,630
[IMITATING KATE]

416
00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:55,860
Guys, thanks.

417
00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:57,030
Job well done.

418
00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,400
You really think
he's going to come back?

419
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:02,360
Hey, I was a kid once.
I know how these punks think.

420
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,700
[DOOR BELL RINGS]

421
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,100
Ha, see? Right on cue.

422
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,000
-So, uh, on the count of three?
-Yeah.

423
00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:09,130
One,

424
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:11,460
two...

425
00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:14,560
Trick or treat, you punk!

426
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,330
[GASPS]

427
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:20,460
Oh!

428
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,460
Miranda's staying overnight...

429
00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:25,660
and she forgot her sleeping bag.

430
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:28,700
Oh! Oh, we thought
you were a trick-or-treater.

431
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,200
I see.

432
00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:32,460
We give them candy at our house.

433
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,200
I'll get a towel.

434
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,700
Oh, I'll go make some coffee.

435
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,900
Told you we should have called first.

436
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,330
-CREWMAN: Mark.
-Ooh!

437
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,100
The truth is, if Matt... [GASPS]

438
00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:52,400
Ha-choo! Excuse me.

439
00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:56,700
Let's hide in the dungeon.

440
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,000
Yes, good, we'll be safe...
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

441
00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:00,260
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

442
00:22:00,330 --> 00:22:01,900
[CREW LAUGHING]

443
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,500
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]