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Okay, my most embarrassing moment was
when we were in front of the class,
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working a problem
and I dropped my chalk.
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I bent over to pick it up...
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[PANT RIPS]
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[STUDENTS CHUCKLE]
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Oh, I remember that.
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Your underwear said Tuesday
when it was really Wednesday.
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-Ugh!
-Well, I can top that.
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The first and last time
I went bowling,
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I threw nine straight gutter balls
in a row.
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I got so tense that my fingers started
to swell up and... [BREATHES DEEPLY]
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Well, they had to surgically
remove the ball.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You think that's bad?
In the holiday pageant,
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I was one of the
Eight Maids A-Milkin'.
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I accidentally threw up
on one of the Ten Lords a-Leapin'.
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[CHORUS SINGING] On the first day of
Christmas my true love gave to me...
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[RETCHES]
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That was definitely
my most embarrassing moment.
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Oh, until now.
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Hey, don't sweat it, Miranda.
The holidays are tough on everyone.
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Hey, what's up, guys?
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-Hey.
-MIRANDA: Hey, Ethan.
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Yo, Gordon, remember the movie
you told me to rent last weekend?
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It totally rocked.
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You're like my own
little critic, dude.
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Hey! I-I-I wanna be
his little something.
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Yeah, well, Friday night, they're
showing Psycho down at the Wilco.
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Now that's a classic.
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That's in black and white, right?
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See, I'm more of a color type of guy.
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Oh! He likes color!
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I wear color.
We're made for each other!
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And besides, me and some friends
are goin' bowling Friday night.
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Oh, really? That's a coincidence
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'cause we're going bowling
on Friday night, too.
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We are?
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Ooh! Right.
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We are. [CHUCKLES]
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I love Miranda.
She thinks of everything.
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Coolness, we'll hang.
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I bet you're like an ace
at the pins, too, right?
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Like, what can't you do?
[SMACKS LIPS] Later.
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[SCOFFS] Can you believe that
we're going bowling with Ethan Craft?
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-We're gonna have so much fun!
-Oh, my God!
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Were you guys not listening?
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There is no way I'm having
another bowling ball
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surgically removed
from one of my hands.
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Have fun.
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But we just told Ethan we'd be there.
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Oh, and I don't wanna disappoint him.
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I cannot believe this!
D-Do you know what this means?
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It means I am going
to marry Ethan Craft.
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Gotta start somewhere.
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[BOTH SQUEALING]
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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Oh, my gosh! I still can't believe it.
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Oh, my gosh, I know!
Oh, my gosh, he is!
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[CHUCKLES]
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-Do you hear that?
-Hear what?
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Lizzie, just now on the phone.
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You know, apparently,
she's very excited about something.
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The rest of it, I don't know.
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I don't even know her anymore.
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Do you remember when she used
to want to spend time with us?
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Well, that was before she was
embarrassed to be seen with us.
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I had no idea we were embarrassing.
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I'm not.
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[CHUCKLES] Honey, it's the age.
Come on.
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She-She thinks
the only reason we live here
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is to make her life miserable.
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But she's growing up so fast.
I want to be a part of her life.
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-You know what I'm gonna do?
-Hmm?
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I'm gonna have dinner
this weekend with Lizzie.
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Just the two of us.
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Oh, that's very sweet.
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No, it'd be great.
I mean, all I got to do
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is show her how I can be down.
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I mean, I am right on
with the kids, you know?
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And I am the Real Sam Shady.
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Oh, now you're embarrassing me.
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Now, now.
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I'm getting pretty sick
of Heywood Biggs bullying us around
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and I'm getting pretty tired of him
using us as footballs.
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I mean, sure, it's fun flying
through the air like that, but,
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but landing's a little rough.
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[CLATTERING]
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And why'd he have to go
and take your clothes?
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There was already a flag
waving from the flagpole.
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For the first time in my life,
I don't have a plan.
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Really? You think that working out
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until we're bigger
than Heywood will work?
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Well, come on, let's go see if we have
any dumbbells lying around.
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[CHUCKLES] That's a good one.
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Lizzie probably is in her room.
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[CHUCKLING] You crack me up.
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-Hey, Lizzie.
-Yo, Dad, what's up?
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What's the hap?
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The hap?
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Yeah. You know,
I'm just checkin' it with you.
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Checkin' what?
What are you talking about?
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[CHUCKLING] Oh! Wait,
you've been reading one of those
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How To Talk To Your Kids books again,
haven't you?
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No. But there is something
I'd like to ask you.
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Okay, and that's never good,
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but whatever it is,
I'm sure I can blame it on Matt.
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Sure, Dad. What's up?
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Well, I was wondering would you like
to have dinner together Friday night?
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Uh... Well, don't we have dinner
together, like, every night?
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Well, yeah, but I'm talking
just the two of us.
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You know, like
a daddy-daughter date night.
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Daddy-daughter date night?
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He is definitely reading
one of those books.
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Uh... Sure, I guess so.
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It'll be... fun.
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-Exactly!
-Yeah.
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So, um, just what I thought.
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You know, like, coolio, yes.
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Yeah.
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Ugh.
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-Hey.
-Um, hey. What's up?
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Why are you turning red?
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What's in that book?
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You know what? No, don't answer.
I probably don't even want to know.
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[SIGHS]
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[READING] "The Dude Strikes Out?
By Jeffrey Lebowski?"
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You're reading a book about bowling?
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I-I thought you weren't
going with us anyway.
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Well, I wasn't, but then I decided
that it might be good for me.
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Why? Because I don't want
to be limited by my fears.
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Huh?
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Look, you still perform
in holiday pageants
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without throwing up.
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[CHORUS SINGING] On the first day
of Christmas my true...
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Lizzie can do math problems
without ripping her pants.
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I should be able to bowl without
having to go to the emergency room.
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You're right. One miserable experience
shouldn't ruin all the rest.
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I'll help you.
I'll be your life coach.
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Uh, I don't need a life coach.
I just need to learn how to bowl.
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Gordo, bowling isn't the problem.
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I'm going to teach you to relax,
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so even if you throw
a few gutter balls,
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they won't need
to get the bowling ball
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off of your hand with a hammer.
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Well, they actually used a saw.
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[SAW WHIRRING]
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But I get your point. [CHUCKLES]
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So, you in?
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Okay.
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Wow! I-I can't believe
I could help you.
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Now this is a first.
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Believe me, there's no one
more surprised than me.
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[CAN POPS]
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Oh! Hey, Mr. Dig.
I didn't know we had a sub today.
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Well, you know what else
you don't know?
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What you'll be having for breakfast
tomorrow morning,
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what you'll be doing
after school next Thursday,
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and who you'll be going
to the senior prom with.
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Life's interesting that way,
don't you think?
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Um...
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Just when I think
I'm happy to see him,
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Mr. Dig has to go and get
all mind-gamey on me.
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Yeah, sure.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, hey, you guys.
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My dad is being so weird.
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He wants me to have dinner
with him this weekend.
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Uh, don't you have dinner
with him every night?
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-[SCOFFS]
-Well, me bowling on Friday night
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is pretty much guaranteed to be worse
than your dinner on Saturday.
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Gordo.
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Bowling is fun. Bowling is good.
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Bowling will not
make my fingers swell.
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Good boy! Here.
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[LIZZIE CHUCKLES]
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W-Wait a minute.
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Did you just say
that bowling was on Friday night?
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I thought it was on Saturday.
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No, it's Friday.
It's burned on my brain.
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But that's when I said
I'd have dinner with my dad.
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Well, how about I have dinner
with your dad
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and you go bowling for me?
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Gordo.
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Bowling is fun. Bowling is good.
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Bowling will not
make my fingers swell.
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Here.
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But you can't not go.
Ethan's going to be there!
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Uh, thanks for reminding me.
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So what are you going to do?
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Ethan! Ethan! Ethan!
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Cancel with my dad, of course!
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Uh, what else am I supposed to do?
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It-It'll be fine.
He'll totally understand.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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I think. Ugh!
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTS] How many was that?
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[SIGHS] This isn't working.
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[SIGHS]
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Hey! Invisibility.
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You can't bully what you can't see.
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Let's go.
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Hey, Lanny. Hey, Matt.
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D'oh!
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Hey, Lizzie. I was wondering,
how does Indian food sound to you?
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Well...
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[FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS]
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Uh-oh. He's actually picking out
some fancy restaurant,
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the kind where
they serve ketchup on a plate.
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I just thought it'd be kind of fun
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for you and I to try
some new kind of cuisine together.
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Um...
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Okay, I'll break it to him easy.
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I'm happy to keep it simple
if you want burgers and pizza.
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I'm A-Okay with that.
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U-Um...
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Oh, no! He's making this difficult!
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Well, Dad,
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I-I-I've given this a lot of thought
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and m-maybe we could reschedule.
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Oh.
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Well, it-it's just because
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me, Gordo and Miranda were
planning on going bowling this weekend
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and some other people
from school are going
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and it's sort of turning
into this big thing.
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Lizzie, I-I understand.
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Go bowling with your friends.
Have a good time.
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Wow. Dad's actually being cool
without even trying.
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Dad, I know when
we can spend some time together.
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When?
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You could drive me
to the bowling alley.
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It's, like, a ten-minute drive.
Tons of time to talk.
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That's great. Count me in.
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Cool. Thanks for understanding, Dad.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Bowling is good. Bowling will not
make my fingers swell.
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Oh, excellent. Here.
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I think we're ready for phase two.
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Does phase two involve cookies?
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Ugh! Sit down.
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Okay, now, close your eyes.
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Now visualize a bowling alley.
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-Mmm. Okay.
-Now, be the ball.
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Be the ball?
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[IN MYSTICAL VOICE] Be the ball.
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS]
Uh, I don't want to be the ball.
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Okay, then be the pins.
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[SCREAMING]
250
00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:29,900
[SCREAMS] Oh! Uh, being the pins
isn't working, either.
251
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000
[GRUNTS]
252
00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,900
-Oh! Come on!
-Yeah.
253
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:38,660
Mr. Dig, are you okay?
254
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,700
Mr. Dig, what-what happened?
255
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,000
I crashed. [CHUCKLES]
256
00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:46,500
[CHUCKLES] Uh, yeah, you did.
257
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,430
Ah, it was just a matter of time.
258
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,560
But I came prepared.
Ooh! That felt good.
259
00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:55,060
You, uh, think he's got a concussion?
He's making less sense than normal.
260
00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:57,130
Uh, look, y'all, I'm fine, really.
261
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,730
That was kind of fun.
262
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,330
But you totally wiped out.
263
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,400
Yep. And that's never
happened to me before.
264
00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:06,730
I love new experiences. [CHUCKLES]
265
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:10,100
[CHUCKLES]
Mr. Digs, you're kind of freaky.
266
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,230
Well, it's all part of the journey.
267
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,330
Oh. Let me guess. Life's journey?
268
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,730
No, uh, to the attendance office.
269
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,160
But I like the way
you're thinking, Gordo.
270
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:27,630
I don't get it. The guy eats dirt
and he still has a smile on his face.
271
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,560
Like I said, freaky.
272
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,060
-[STATIC]
-Target is approaching.
273
00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,630
I repeat, target is approaching.
274
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,200
-Over.
-[STATIC]
275
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:51,360
Prepare for Operation Mummy. Over.
276
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,530
[SQUELCHES]
277
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,900
Move, move, move, move! Move! Move!
278
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,600
What?
279
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:09,500
You're not so tough now,
are you, Heywood?
280
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,800
Heywood? What?
281
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,460
Stop it, Matt!
282
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,130
[GRUNTS]
283
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,100
Hey, unwrap me!
284
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,160
I-I will, I will.
285
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:23,260
Could you just stay still a second?
286
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,730
I can't move, you ignoramus!
287
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,960
What did you say?
288
00:14:27,030 --> 00:14:29,000
I said, I can't move!
289
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,960
Mission accomplished.
290
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:34,000
But for Heywood, we'll need
to double our supplies.
291
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:36,660
If you don't unwrap me this second,
I'm gonna call Mom.
292
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,000
Oh, d-d-d-d-don't do that.
293
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:40,700
Fine, I won't call Mom.
294
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,200
[GRUNTS]
295
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:47,060
[ECHOING] Mom!
296
00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:56,160
Why isn't Matt the one
cleaning my boots?
297
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,530
Would you really trust your brother
with this job?
298
00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,830
[SCOFFS]
299
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,400
-I didn't think so.
-Still. H-He ruins everything.
300
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:05,630
I was gonna wear those tomorrow, Mom.
301
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,260
Well, honey, you're still gonna have
to take 'em off to go bowling.
302
00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:09,600
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
303
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:12,930
Hmm, I hadn't thought of that.
I-I'd been busy planning a wedding.
304
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000
So, your dad told me
you canceled your plans with him.
305
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,560
Oh, yeah. [SIGHS]
But he understands why, right?
306
00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:22,600
Oh, yeah, your dad knows you'd rather
spend time with your friends.
307
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,960
[CHUCKLES] Oh, well it's just that
308
00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:27,960
me, Gordo, and Miranda
usually spend Fridays together.
309
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:30,530
Yeah, I think he just thought
it would be fun for you guys
310
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,200
to spend a few hours together
for a change, that's all.
311
00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:36,360
[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]
Well, when you put it like that...
312
00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:38,860
Oh, don't worry. Your dad just...
313
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:42,000
He doesn't always understand
where your priorities are.
314
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:43,830
My priorities?
315
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:44,900
Well, yeah, sure.
316
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,860
I mean, your friends are the people
that you want to spend time with
317
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:50,630
and your family are the people
that you have to spend time with.
318
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,960
But that's not how I feel exactly.
319
00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:54,460
Honey, I get it.
320
00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:57,930
Your dad's just a little slower
when it comes to that sort of thing.
321
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,800
Well, look at that.
322
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,300
I think those look perfect. You can
totally wear these tomorrow night.
323
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:06,000
Yeah.
324
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:07,430
Have fun.
325
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:13,130
Why do I suddenly have a heavy feeling
in my stomach?
326
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,360
Whoa!
327
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,330
I got to stop having
these talks with Mom.
328
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,400
[SIGHS]
329
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,200
What a waste.
330
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:24,700
All the planning, all the hard work.
331
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,460
And for what? Nothing.
332
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:34,060
I guess you're right.
We do have a reason to celebrate.
333
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:35,560
I mean, it's not every day
334
00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:38,460
that the bully who tortures you
ends up in traction.
335
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,900
[CHUCKLES] And you think he'd remember
where the tire swing was.
336
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,260
[TIRES SCREECHING]
337
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:47,330
[CRASHES]
338
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:52,130
Yow, that had to hurt.
339
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,560
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
340
00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:57,600
Guess we don't need any of this stuff
until his body cast comes off.
341
00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:03,500
You're right. We can't lose our edge.
We've got to keep practicing.
342
00:17:04,530 --> 00:17:07,000
Oh, Lizzie!
343
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:11,030
Look, I've been the ball,
I've been the pins.
344
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,830
There's no way I'm gonna be the shoes
345
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:16,460
and I-I'm still feeling
gutter ball, gutter ball, gutter ball.
346
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:19,060
Look, even my fingers
are beginning to swell.
347
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:23,000
Gordo, why does not being the best
at something make your fingers swell?
348
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:24,960
You don't have to be
the best at everything.
349
00:17:25,030 --> 00:17:27,200
You can do stuff just to have fun.
350
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:30,500
Well, I guess.
I never really thought of that.
351
00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:32,000
No kidding.
352
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,860
-Hey, guys.
-What's up?
353
00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,530
Ugh, pretzel stomach.
354
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,060
This whole thing with my dad
is so complicated.
355
00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:39,900
I thought you said
he was cool with everything.
356
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,200
Yeah, what happened?
357
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,800
I'm not quite sure,
but after talking to my mom,
358
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,730
I feel like I made the wrong decision.
359
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,060
[SCOFFS]
Yeah, moms will do that to you.
360
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:50,230
What would the right decision be?
361
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:55,130
Enough! Enough! I-I can't handle
all these questions!
362
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,330
Ugh! I don't know, I'm so confused.
363
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,900
Hey, Lizzie.
Check you at bowling, right?
364
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,400
Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES] I'll be there.
365
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,700
I think. [SIGHS]
366
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:25,960
-[LIZZIE CHEERS]
-[MIRANDA GASPS]
367
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:28,060
-Wow!
-Lizzie, that was amazing!
368
00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:29,200
Thank you, thank you.
369
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,260
Yo, Lizzie, you rock!
370
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,560
Thanks. [CHUCKLES]
371
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:35,630
[GASPS]
372
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:38,560
[CHUCKLING] That's funny.
You rock, too!
373
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,660
We are so perfect for each other.
374
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,600
Bowling is good. Bowling is fun.
375
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:46,730
Bowling will not
make my fingers swell.
376
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,860
Here.
377
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:49,230
-Thank you.
-Mmm-hmm.
378
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,700
-Gutter ball!
-MIRANDA: Yeah!
379
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,700
-That was horrible!
-The worst I've ever seen!
380
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,660
Oh, thank you, Miranda.
I couldn't stink so bad without you.
381
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,630
Uh, so, um, how are your fingers?
382
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,330
There are no signs of swelling.
383
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,830
Hey, yo, Gordon, I thought you said
you were good at this.
384
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,360
-He is!
-Yeah, I'm a great bowler.
385
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,760
Dude, you stink.
386
00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:18,160
He worse than stinks, which is why
I'm so totally proud of him.
387
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,300
Ethan, life's a journey.
388
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:23,800
Yeah, okay,
but my ride's coming later.
389
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:27,930
Hey.
390
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,330
Oh! Can you believe
how much fun this is?
391
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,630
I know. I can't believe we're actually
here with Ethan Craft!
392
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,400
[BOTH SQUEAL]
393
00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:36,460
It all worked out.
394
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:39,160
I mean, it was so simple.
At first, I couldn't even see it.
395
00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:40,560
What do you mean?
396
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:44,560
Well, I looked at tonight
as a win-or-lose situation.
397
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,360
You know, I just needed
a little perspective.
398
00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:49,500
What kind of perspective?
399
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,930
Kind of like what you're going through
with Gordo. [SIGHS]
400
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,860
Except for I just kind of put myself
in my dad's shoes.
401
00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:58,200
Here you go, kids. Hot dogs, fries,
402
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,660
and a whole lot of ketchup.
403
00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:04,560
[CHUCKLING] Okay, so maybe this isn't
the fanciest restaurant in the world.
404
00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:07,160
But as long as you like
the people you're with,
405
00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:09,460
ketchup on a plate's
really not that bad.
406
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:12,930
Looks like I'm up.
Watch how it's done.
407
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,330
Oh! Remember, Dad, I'm the one
with the perfect strikes.
408
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,560
Remember, Lizzie,
it runs in the family.
409
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:21,960
-Dad?
-Yep?
410
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,860
I'm really glad you're here
411
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,460
and I'm really sorry
for the way that I acted.
412
00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:30,130
Hey, Lizzie, I'm really glad
you included me in your plans tonight.
413
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,260
I know I'm not
the coolest dad in the world,
414
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:36,060
but I just miss hanging out
with you, that's all.
415
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:39,360
I guess sometimes I get caught up
in my own world,
416
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:42,760
but I've had a lot of fun
and we should do this more often.
417
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,830
Hey, anytime, anywhere, I'm there.
418
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,100
Coolie.
419
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,860
-[CLEARS THROAT]
-Just one more question.
420
00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:50,300
-Shoot.
-Did we really
421
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:51,460
have to bring this along?
422
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,700
I mean, people are watching, Dad.
423
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:58,100
Sweetheart, they don't call me
Striking Sam because of my good looks,
424
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:00,630
though it helps.
425
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:01,760
[CHUCKLES]
426
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,360
[CHUCKLES]
427
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,200
Lizzie, I don't think
it's me he's watching.
428
00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:09,460
-Dad!
-What?
429
00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:11,400
I can keep it low.
I mean, I mean, real.
430
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:12,500
I-I can keep it real.
431
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,600
Dad, Dad, just bowl!
432
00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:16,000
-Okay, okay!
-Bowl!
433
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:22,460
[ALL CHEERING]
434
00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:28,430
MIRANDA: Yeah! [CHUCKLES]
435
00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:30,560
MALE CREW MEMBER: Mark.
436
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:31,960
ELLEN FALCON GITTELSON: And action!
437
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,630
-I forgot my tray. [CHUCKLES]
-GITTELSON: Cut!
438
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,360
-What's the hap?
-HILLARY DUFF: Yo, Dad.
439
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:39,930
I was just checkin' it with you.
440
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,530
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
441
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:44,630
[ANIMATED LIZZIE GRUNTING]
442
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,830
And why'd he have to go
and take your clothes?
443
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:50,130
There was already
a flag havin'-- [SIGHS]
444
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,300
And why'd he have to go
and take your clothes?
445
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,500
There was already a flag-- [GROANS]
446
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,360
[CRASHING, CLATTERING]
447
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:05,060
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]