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Pudding cups. Sealed.
Untouched by cafeteria-lady hands.

2
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No skin. Do I hear one dollar?

3
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I've got one dollar. Do I hear $1.25?

4
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Gordo, why are you auctioning off
your lunch?

5
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I need to make money for a new stereo.

6
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What about your old stereo?

7
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It's gone to stereo heaven.

8
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You. In the striped shirt.

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$1.50 for the pudding cup?
$1.50. Going once, twice...

10
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Sold to the boy in the striped shirt.

11
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Ugh. So why don't you get
your parents to buy you a new one?

12
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Uh, that would be the logical answer,

13
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but my parents want me
to earn the money on my own.

14
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Ugh. I hate it
when they say stuff like that.

15
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So by, uh, brown-bagging my lunch
and auctioning off my desserts,

16
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I can make about three dollars a day.

17
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So, I'll have a new stereo
in five months.

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Five months?

19
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Well, if you figure
three dollars a day,

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five days a week, that's $15,

21
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and there are four weeks in a month
so that'd be $60.

22
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So I'll have $300 in five months.

23
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Wow, Gordo, where were you during
the math test yesterday?

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Oh, I was, uh... [BLOWS AIR]
getting my usual A.

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[SCOFFS]
Way to be modest, Gordo.

26
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Well, if you're so smart, Mr. A,

27
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you should already know how
to raise money for your new stereo.

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What are you taking about?

29
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Tutor math.

30
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People would totally pay
for your help.

31
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You know what,
that's actually not a bad idea.

32
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Of course, it's not a bad idea.
I came up with it.

33
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Okay, I'll do it.

34
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So, uh, Miranda.

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How 'bout a bite of that cupcake?

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[SCOFFS] Sure...

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For a $1.50.

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[CHUCKLES]

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

40
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

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Hey, Gordo.

42
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How many people
signed up for the tutoring?

43
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Well, let's see.

44
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Between that mad rush before school,

45
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and the mob scene after first period,

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zero.

47
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Nobody signed up yet?

48
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No one. I even made these fliers.

49
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Let me see that.

50
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How can anybody read this?

51
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Cave paintings
are easier to understand.

52
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[CHUCKLING]
Is this in English?

53
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Who in their right mind
would respond to something like this?

54
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Uh, so, Gordon. Is this you?

55
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is.

56
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Uh, so you, like,
tutor math and stuff, right?

57
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Yeah, I do.

58
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Oh, see, I kinda
flagged the last test,

59
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and my 'rents think
I could use a little help.

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[SNAPS FINGER]

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[MOUTHS] Help.

62
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Hello? Captain Obvious?

63
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[CHUCKLING] Oh, Ethan.
Gordo could tutor you.

64
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Yeah, he's really smart.

65
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And we could help.

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If you needed it.

67
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Well, that'd be cool.

68
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What do you think, professor?

69
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Well, I think you could use the help.

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Excellent. Catch you later.

71
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Oh.

72
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I wish my stereo broke.

73
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This tutoring thing rocks, Gordo.

74
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We have a total in with Ethan.

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Guys, relax.

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I'm going to be tutoring a guy
who got an eleven on the test.

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That's not so bad.

78
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Out of a hundred?

79
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So he'll need lots of tutoring.

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You'll have your stereo in no time.

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With the amount of tutoring
this guy's gonna need,

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I think I'll be looking at the entire
home-entertainment system,

83
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with surround sound.

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- [CHUCKLES]
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

85
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There's nothin' to do.

86
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Nothin''.

87
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Hey, Oscar, how you doing?

88
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He's bored, Dad.

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Bored.

90
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There's nothing left to do.

91
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We've done it all.

92
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Uh, you could help out
round the house.

93
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You haven't done that.

94
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That's crazy talk, Mom.

95
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Or you could help out
around the neighborhood.

96
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Old Mrs. Lippin's lawn needs raking.

97
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That's a great idea, Dad.

98
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Helping people
who can't help themselves.

99
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Helping people.

100
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Mom, we're gonna need
a couple of costumes.

101
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Excuse me?

102
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Superheroes, Mom.

103
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Me and Oscar are gonna be superheroes.

104
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Superheroes.

105
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Superheroes? I always wanted
to be a superhero.

106
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We're gonna patrol
the neighborhood and fight crime.

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Crime.

108
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Hey, does fighting crime
include leaf raking?

109
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Are they evil leaves?

110
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[CHUCKLES] No.

111
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Let me know if that changes.

112
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Let's go, Oscar.

113
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[SMACKS LIPS]

114
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How hot did Ethan look today.

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Beyond hot.

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You know, I really don't want to be
a part of this conversation.

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I-It's okay, Gordo. We'll stop.

118
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No, I gotta go anyway. I've got plans.

119
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Plans? We don't have plans.
How do you have plans?

120
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I have to go tutor Ethan
at the Digital Bean.

121
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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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Yay.

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I hate it when you guys do that.

124
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Look, I gotta run.
I'll talk to you guys tomorrow.

125
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You know, we could always use
some extra study time.

126
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Um, Digital Bean?

127
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See you there.

128
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See you later, Mom.

129
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We're off to fight the forces of evil.

130
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Dressed like that? Wow, who are you?

131
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Why, I'm Mattman.

132
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And this is...

133
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The Incredible Oscar.

134
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Don't make him angry.

135
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You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

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[GROWLS]

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If you need us,
we'll be patrolling the neighborhood

138
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or in our fortress of solitude.

139
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Be back before dark.

140
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Have a real good time
fightin' crime, guys.

141
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BOTH: Crime.

142
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We'll be taking these.

143
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Thief. Thief. Thief.

144
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Stop.

145
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Oh. You're right, Incredible.

146
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Superheroes look both ways
before crossing the street.

147
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WOMAN: Thief. Thief.

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Thief? Where?

149
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[GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTING]

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I am reporting you to the authorities.

152
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No need to thank us, ma'am.

153
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BOTH: We're superheroes.

154
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Just doing our job.

155
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[EXCLAIMS IN EXASPERATION]

156
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[GIRL SCREAMING]

157
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We're needed elsewhere,
Incredible Oscar.

158
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Let's roll.

159
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Hey, what page are we on?

160
00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,960
Um, anyone need a pencil?

161
00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:06,400
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

162
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Okay, that didn't work.
A-Any more ideas?

163
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Yep.

164
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Um, we didn't order these.

165
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They're from the ladies.

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[BOTH GIGGLING]

167
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Mm. These are pretty good.

168
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Miranda, we gotta figure out
a way to get close to Ethan.

169
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[SCOFFS]
He's got like a Gordo force-field.

170
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I know. I-I've got an idea. Come on.

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Scooch, scooch.

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Go.

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Hi.

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Okay, one last scooch. Go.

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[GASPS]

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Oops. [CHUCKLES]

177
00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,830
Hi.

178
00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,930
Hey.

179
00:08:05,430 --> 00:08:06,630
Ethan, why don't we take a break?

180
00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,700
We'll, uh, attack
dividing fractions later.

181
00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:10,630
But the ladies just got here.

182
00:08:10,930 --> 00:08:12,530
Just go get a drink.

183
00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,060
Okay, professor.

184
00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,000
Look, the only reason
you guys are here is because of Ethan.

185
00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:21,530
If I was just here studying alone,
you wouldn't be here.

186
00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:24,560
It doesn't sound so good
when he puts it that way.

187
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Guess I'll be going now.

188
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Relax, Gordo. No need to go nuclear.

189
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I'm just here so I can earn
some money for a new stereo.

190
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That's it. So can you guys please
just leave me alone?

191
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We were just trying
to help you, Gordo.

192
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With what?

193
00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,860
Um, tutoring.

194
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[SCOFFS] You must be joking.

195
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If I need to go shopping,
then I'll ask for your help.

196
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What?

197
00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,260
Excuse me?

198
00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,600
What are you trying to say?

199
00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,430
You guys don't even get As.

200
00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:55,830
We get B-pluses, Gordo.

201
00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:58,160
Oh, but I guess we're not smart enough
to hang out with you.

202
00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,060
Good, 'cause I have work to do.

203
00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:01,760
Ready, teach?

204
00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:02,900
Ugh.

205
00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:09,460
Looks like you need a tutor on how
to deal with the ladies.

206
00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,830
Who are you guys?

207
00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:17,030
Remain calm. We're here to help.

208
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,400
This is job for the Incredible Oscar.

209
00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:23,400
[GROWLS]

210
00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,200
[GRUNTS]

211
00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,360
[ROARING]

212
00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:35,000
Hey, that's a brand new bike.
I'm telling my dad.

213
00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:36,930
No need to tell your dad.

214
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,560
Your kind words are thanks enough.

215
00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,460
Ow.

216
00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:46,600
When performing
superhuman acts of strength,

217
00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:49,360
always lift with your legs.

218
00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,430
Gordo is such a know-it-all.

219
00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,600
Yeah, I-I know,
but I still kind of feel bad.

220
00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:02,330
Why? He did kinda call us dumb.

221
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,660
Well, we did kind of use him
to get to Ethan.

222
00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,960
It still doesn't give him
the right to be mean.

223
00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:08,060
I guess you're right.

224
00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,130
We're gonna have to talk to him
eventually, though.

225
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,530
Fine. So go talk to him.

226
00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,600
[SIGHS]

227
00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:16,600
Hit me again with what
I'm supposed to do.

228
00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:18,400
How many times
do we have to go over this?

229
00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:21,160
When you're dividing fractions,
you have to invert the numerator

230
00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:23,030
and the denominator of
the second fraction,

231
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,330
and then you multiply it.

232
00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:28,100
That means you flip it over.

233
00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:30,260
Oh.

234
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,060
-[SIGHS]
-Okay.

235
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,200
Hey.

236
00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:35,230
Looks like you guys
could use some extra help.

237
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,600
Truce.

238
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,360
We don't need any help.

239
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,500
I-I need help.

240
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,730
[CHUCKLES]

241
00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:43,900
Dividing fractions
is always really hard.

242
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,100
It's easier for me if I imagine
the numbers are something real,

243
00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:50,030
like hair scrunchies.

244
00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:52,260
Who's got hair scrunchies?

245
00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:55,900
Ethan needs hair scrunchies.

246
00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,460
Okay.

247
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:06,300
We have four hair scrunchies.

248
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,130
Oh, that's what you call those things.

249
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,730
Lizzie, we're studying math,

250
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,760
-not beauty supplies.
-[SCOFFS]

251
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,100
But I come in peace.

252
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,860
Okay, what's one-half of
the hair scrunchies?

253
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,500
Two scrunchies.

254
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,400
Okay, so that's one over two.

255
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,630
Now, what's a quarter of
the scrunchies?

256
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,060
One scrunchy?

257
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,330
Good. So that's one over four.

258
00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:31,960
Now how many times does one scrunchy
go into two scrunchies?

259
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,160
Two.

260
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,500
Excellent. So, let's look at
the problem.

261
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,730
Okay, we have one-half
divided by one-fourth.

262
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:45,200
Now flip the second fraction
and multiply. What do you get?

263
00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:47,330
Come on. You can get this.

264
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,030
I know there are brains
under that perfect hair.

265
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,930
-Two. That's totally easy.
-[CHUCKLES]

266
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,660
That's what I've been saying
for the past half-hour.

267
00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:59,400
Yeah, but it makes more sense
when she lays it down.

268
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,860
Props, Lizzie.

269
00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:02,730
Say, why don't you tutor me?

270
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,800
[LAUGHS]

271
00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:10,630
[SIGHS]

272
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:14,730
I can't believe
you said no to Ethan Craft.

273
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,100
I could never do that
to Gordo, Miranda.

274
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,800
He takes his tutoring
really seriously.

275
00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:22,930
But he's being a total jerk,
and he called us stupid.

276
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,330
Listen, Miranda,
I'm angry about that, too,

277
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,200
but I don't want
to not be friends with Gordo

278
00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:29,360
just because he said something
that he probably didn't mean.

279
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:32,900
But for a friend, he's been saying
some pretty mean stuff. [SCOFFS]

280
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,400
So, what are you gonna do?

281
00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:37,060
I'm gonna apologize to him
for barging in on his tutoring.

282
00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:40,430
What? He should apologize to you.

283
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:44,360
I know, but friendship is a lot more
important than who apologizes to who.

284
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,660
Hi.

285
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,200
Hey, Gordo.

286
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,930
Um, I wanted to talk to you
about something.

287
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:51,330
Yeah, I wanted to talk to you, too.

288
00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:53,160
I think you guys owe me an apology.

289
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,430
-What?
-What?

290
00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:57,030
I think you owe us an apology.

291
00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,200
For what?

292
00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,860
You guys are the ones who
were using me to get to Ethan Craft.

293
00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:02,830
If you want to hang out
with him, go ahead.

294
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,530
Just don't use me to do it.

295
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,160
Ugh.

296
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,560
When did my friends become

297
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:09,360
more complicated
than my math homework?

298
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:10,600
Whoa.

299
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:15,060
I don't want to get any more
phone calls complaining about you two.

300
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:18,660
So if you're going fight crime,
you have to keep it to our house.

301
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,660
And maybe you two
could use your superpowers

302
00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:23,300
to find the TV remote.

303
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,700
I believe it's being held captive
by the evil couch monster.

304
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:27,760
[LAUGHS]

305
00:13:28,130 --> 00:13:29,130
[CLEARS THROAT]

306
00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:33,230
You laugh now, but evil lurks
where you least expect it.

307
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,860
Evil never sleeps.

308
00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:37,560
[CHUCKLES]

309
00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:38,930
[SIGHS]

310
00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:46,160
You know, there may be crime
right in this very house.

311
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,360
Really?

312
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:48,430
Yeah.

313
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,330
All we need to do
is create an evil villain,

314
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:54,800
defeat him, and save the family.

315
00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:56,530
That's genius.

316
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:59,760
They don't call me Mattman
for nothin''.

317
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,430
Let's roll.

318
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,900
Mrs. Wardman, your regular teacher,
wants you to take this quiz today.

319
00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:14,630
[ALL GROANING]

320
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,560
Me? I don't believe in quizzes.

321
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,560
Or tests. Or examinations.

322
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,930
-[ALL CHEERING]
-Yeah.

323
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:22,860
In fact, I don't even believe
in grades.

324
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,260
[ALL CHEERING]

325
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,960
Learning is a road trip.

326
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,160
It's not the destination.

327
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:29,500
It's the journey.

328
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,530
[ALL CHEERING]

329
00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:35,230
Unfortunately,
I'm not your regular teacher,

330
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,100
so take a quiz and pass it down.

331
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:38,860
[ALL GROAN]

332
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,500
So, you say you aced the quiz?

333
00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:48,660
Yeah, I think I got an A.

334
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,800
A. A. A. A. Yeah.

335
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,560
Oh, well, maybe next time,
you can tutor me.

336
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,030
Tutoring's hard work, you know.

337
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,530
Not everyone can do it.

338
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,900
So uh, how'd you do?

339
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,330
I failed.

340
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,100
Let me see this.

341
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,030
That's impossible. I-I tutored you.

342
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,600
Teaching's a tough gig, Mr. Gordon.

343
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:09,930
I know I make it look easy,

344
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,730
but not everyone's
cut out to be an educator.

345
00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:14,000
Listen, I know you've had
your nose to the grindstone

346
00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:15,660
-over this fraction stuff...
-My nose?

347
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,330
I-I was trying to use my brain.

348
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,500
It's a good thing
you're a handsome boy.

349
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:23,000
Tell you what,
since you've been working hard,

350
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,400
I'll give you another shot, tomorrow.

351
00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:26,930
Fine, we'll go over it.

352
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200
Again.

353
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,700
I was kinda hoping that Lizzie
would help out this time.

354
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,560
I love the way Ethan says my name.

355
00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:37,330
Lizzie. Lizzie. Lizzie. Lizzie.
Lizzie. Lizzie. Lizzie. Lizzie.

356
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:38,860
You still want her help?

357
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,200
You know what? Fine.

358
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,600
Go ahead. Use a second-rate teacher.
I don't care.

359
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,860
It just made more sense
when you laid it down.

360
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:46,560
So what do you say?

361
00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:47,830
Please.

362
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:51,860
[CHUCKLES]

363
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,800
How hard is it to say yes
to the cute guy?

364
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,200
Sure, Ethan. I'll tutor you.

365
00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,600
[CHUCKLES] Cool.

366
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,900
This is gonna be great.

367
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:04,860
Great.

368
00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:10,160
Mom, have you seen my black platforms?

369
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,600
They're not in my room,
and I cannot find them anywhere.

370
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,930
Did you look in the hall closet?

371
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Not there.

372
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,260
So wear something else.

373
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,760
I'd love to, Dad,
but all my other shoes are missing.

374
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,930
Lizzie, is this a trick
so I will take you shoe shopping?

375
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:25,460
There's no trick.

376
00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,800
It's the work of the evil shoe baron.

377
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,960
-Evil?
-Shoe?

378
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,030
Baron?

379
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,360
Mom, I have to meet Ethan
at the Digital Bean

380
00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:38,000
in 20 minutes,
and this little super-zero

381
00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,660
has stolen all my shoes.

382
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:40,830
Have not.

383
00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:43,200
Maybe you didn't hear me.

384
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:46,300
Ethan. Digital Bean. 20 minutes.

385
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:47,800
Okay, Lizzie.

386
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,230
Matt, you go tell the evil shoe baron

387
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,300
that if he doesn't return

388
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,230
your sister's shoes
in the next 10 minutes,

389
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:56,060
he's going to be spending
all of his free time

390
00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:57,730
in the fortress of solitude.

391
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,230
Good work, Mom.

392
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,160
I've battled
the evil shoe baron before.

393
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,330
[SIGHS]

394
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,160
A note.

395
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,800
"I have given up a life crime,

396
00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:19,600
"thanks to Mattman
and the Incredible Oscar.

397
00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:23,600
"If not for their acts of bravery,
I would have taken over the world,

398
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,400
"one shoe at a time."

399
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:28,300
It's signed "The Evil Shoe Baron."

400
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,800
Well, good work, guys.

401
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,560
Tell any future supervillains
that if they touch my stuff,

402
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:34,630
they're history.

403
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,360
I'm out of here.

404
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:38,630
[PAPER RUSTLES]

405
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,760
Okay, I'm gonna ignore the fact that

406
00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:44,500
the evil shoe baron's handwriting
looks exactly like Matt's,

407
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:48,400
on the condition that
your superhero days are over,

408
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,830
inside the house and out, okay?

409
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,400
But there's still a lot of evil
lurking out there.

410
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,630
Lurking.

411
00:17:56,130 --> 00:17:57,430
And you misspelled "bravery."

412
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,530
I did?

413
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,530
[GROANS]

414
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:08,860
Okay, let's try dividing fractions
one more time.

415
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,960
We have seven jellybeans.

416
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,100
No. Ethan, don't eat the problem.

417
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,100
This isn't what I thought alone time

418
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,530
with Ethan would be like.

419
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,230
[SCOFFS]
But look at that smile.

420
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,800
Sorry.

421
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,060
I don't get it with these jellybeans.

422
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,560
Okay, what would you get it with?

423
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:28,560
Uh, cheerleaders?

424
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:30,700
Okay.

425
00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:34,500
Everybody, Ethan needs cheerleaders.

426
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:42,960
Wow. Ooh.

427
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:44,630
I'm glad he didn't need elephants.

428
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:47,960
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

429
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,330
Okay, one-half divided by one-half.

430
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:54,400
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

431
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,800
Excellent.

432
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:05,960
Okay, when dividing fractions,

433
00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:08,700
you take the second fraction
and flip it upside down.

434
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,060
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

435
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,860
And then you multiply.

436
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,430
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

437
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:23,730
So that's one times two over two
times one, which is what?

438
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,430
Two over two.

439
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:27,530
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

440
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,730
Which reduces to...

441
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,630
Rhonda.

442
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,260
No.

443
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,730
Lizzie, Lizzie,
Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie.

444
00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:45,830
That's right. One.

445
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,600
Lizzie, I really like this math.

446
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:49,600
[CHUCKLES]

447
00:19:53,030 --> 00:19:54,200
[GRUNTING]

448
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,460
Stay down.

449
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:57,600
No. Ow.

450
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,060
Why am I so nervous?

451
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:01,100
It's not like I'm the one
being graded here.

452
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,560
It's okay. He'll pass.

453
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,030
He had a great tutor.

454
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,100
-[CHUCKLES]
-Yeah, he did.

455
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,700
You can't be talking to us.
It's against the brainiac code.

456
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:13,260
Look, guys, I-I'm sorry. I was wrong.

457
00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:15,200
Ooh, can I hear that again?

458
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,300
I'm sorry?

459
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,030
No, no, no. The second part.

460
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,700
I was wrong.

461
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,160
I didn't mean
to make anyone feel stupid.

462
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,860
If anyone should feel stupid,
it should be me.

463
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,660
I acted like a total jerk.

464
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,130
Well, I'm sorry for taking
your only student.

465
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,230
And for making you feel
that we used you to get to Ethan.

466
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,200
Well, I guess none of us
got an A in friendship.

467
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,660
[SIGHS]

468
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,730
-I aced it.
-Oh.

469
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,030
A 72?

470
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,530
How can I have a mad crush on a guy

471
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,030
who thinks he aced a test with a 72?

472
00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:52,360
-You rock, teach.
-[CHUCKLES]

473
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,960
Oh, yeah, that's why.

474
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,960
[CHUCKLING]

475
00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:04,500
So, how are you going
to get money for your new stereo?

476
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,360
I'm not. I'm gonna spend all
my free time at Lizzie's house,

477
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:08,460
listening to her stereo.

478
00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:09,530
Oh.

479
00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:12,460
Sponging off my stereo
won't cost him a dime.

480
00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:14,160
Maybe he is the smart one.

481
00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,760
Don't worry, Gordo,
you can come over anytime.

482
00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:18,830
[CHUCKLES]

483
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:25,660
[IMITATES TRUMPET]

484
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,930
Well, I really don't want
to be a part of this conversation.

485
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:40,730
-[CLATTERING]
-FEMALE CREW MEMBER: It's okay.

486
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,660
-I gotta go anyway.
I've got plans. Yeah.
-[CRASHES]

487
00:21:43,730 --> 00:21:44,930
MALE CREW MEMBER: And, action.

488
00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:46,500
-Is this a...
-Wait, wait. Where are my hands?

489
00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:48,100
I think we should start over.
[CHUCKLING]

490
00:21:48,330 --> 00:21:49,900
-[LAUGHING]
-MALE CREW MEMBER: Cut.

491
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,700
A. A. A. A.

492
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,160
[GRUNTING]

493
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,160
[YELLS]

494
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,230
Cut.

495
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,960
-Oh. Ow.
-[ALL LAUGHING]

496
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,560
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]