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Wow.

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That was amazing.

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Hey Lizzie,

4
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-you wanna see a magic trick?
-No.

5
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For my next illusion,
the famous floating ball

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that floats on top of the scarf.

7
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It hides behind the scarf.

8
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-It zooms through the air.
-Ow!

9
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It flies into the trash.

10
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Dad, Lizzie threw my trick away.

11
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Lizzie, don't throw
your brother's trick away.

12
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Ha. Now kiss it
and say you're sorry.

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Get out of my face,
you cactus head.

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Mom, Lizzie called me
cactus head.

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Lizzie, don't call
your brother a cactus head.

16
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But I am trying to do my homework
and he won't stop bothering me

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with his stupid magic tricks.

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They're not stupid.

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-Here, pick a card.
-[SCOFFS]

20
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-Lizzie.
-[IMITATING] Lizzie.

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BOTH: Kids...

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-S...st...stop it.
-I need the card to do the trick.

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I can do a better one with it.

24
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Ta-da. I turned it into confetti.

25
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Well, how about I turn this

26
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into confetti?

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That's mine and I told you
to stop going in my closet.

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It wasn't in your closet.

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It was in your underwear drawer.

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[GROANS] That's it.

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I am telling Dad what really happened
to his sunglasses.

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Fine. I'll tell Mom what
you were talking to Miranda about

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-on the phone last night, at 11:30.
-[SCOFFS]

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[IMITATING LIZZIE]
Oh, Ethan Craft is so cute.

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I just want to hug him and kiss him

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-all day long. [KISSING NOISES]
-[SCOFFS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[YELPS] Help me!

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[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

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Freeze!

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Let me go!
[YELPS]

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Lizzie, put Matt down,
and step away from your brother.

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-[SCOFFS]
-[THUDS]

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-He started it!
-She started it!

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I don't care who started it.

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You kids have got to stop
this constant bickering.

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What is it with you guys?

48
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You never used to
fight like this when you were younger.

49
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You used to
really take care of each other,

50
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and that's what a family is.

51
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People who love each other,
and take care of each other.

52
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You're right, Dad.

53
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Sorry, Mom.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

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Dad's right, Matt's family.

55
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We've got to have
each other's backs.

56
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We've got to be all about love.

57
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On the other hand,
the little rat stole my scarf!

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She is pinching me!

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He's stepping on my foot!

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MATT: Well, at least
you're not stepping on my foot.

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You weigh a ton.

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Oh, you little weasel,
I'll teach you to make fun of me.

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Well, you don't have to teach me.
I already know how to.

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[IMITATING LIZZIE] Oh, I'm Lizzie.

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-Notice me, Ethan.
-[GRUNTS]

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-Notice me, Ethan.
-[LIZZIE GRUNTS]

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[IMITATING LIZZIE] Ethan, Ethan!

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-[INDISTINCT]
-[MATT YELPS]

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-Potatoes or stuffing?
-Stuffing.

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

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[SCHOOL BELL BUZZES]

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My pimple-head brother
actually eavesdropped on us

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talking about Ethan Craft.

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You should lock him
in the basement,
until he goes away to college.

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He'll just ooze out
through the pipes.

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He made me sound like such a geek.
Like, every time

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I'm around Ethan, I turn into some,
like, mindless zombie.

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Uh, hey, Miranda.

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-Hey, Ethan.
-Uh, Lizzie.

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Sup?

81
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[STUTTERS]

82
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Uh... [STUTTERING]

83
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Say "hi."
I-It's not that hard.

84
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How you doing, Ethan?

85
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Good morning.
Yo, dog, what's crackculating?

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[SQUEAKS] Hi, Ethan.

87
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Great shirt.

88
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Okay, good start.

89
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Next time,
just say it while he's still here.

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MR. ESCOBAR:
You know, kids, the other day,

91
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I was feeling sorry for myself,

92
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'cause I had no shoes.

93
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Then, I met a man

94
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who had no feet.

95
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He had no feet?

96
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How did that happen?

97
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Was it a shark attack?
I bet it was a shark attack.

98
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Well, where'd you meet him?

99
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Was it at a hospital?
I mean, is he okay?

100
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I really didn't meet a man
with no feet...

101
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Uh, then why did you tell us
that horrible story?

102
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I'm gonna have nightmares.

103
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Yo, Miranda, don't sweat it.

104
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It just means that there are people
who don't have it as good as us.

105
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-Oh.
-[CHUCKLES]

106
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Cute and smart.

107
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Like Albert Einstein,

108
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only without the Three Stooges' hair.

109
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NARRATOR: Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

110
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Strangely enough, Ethan seems to
have grasped the point.

111
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[ALL GIGGLE]

112
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And we should help those
less fortunate.

113
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That's why I want you to be aware
of this Saturday's charity drive.

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And the proceeds are going to go
to those less fortunate.

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Asking for
"Donations of canned goods,

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"clothes and shoes."

117
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Oh, so these kids have feet?

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[SIGHS] Good.

119
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There's a mini-golf tournament?

120
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I could be the announcer.

121
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Oh, great, I, I get extra credit,

122
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I unload a ton of canned white fish.

123
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It's like winning the lottery.

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I just don't think I can do this.

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I, I mean,
I'm already buried under homework.

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I need Saturday to get caught up.

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Uh, yo, Mr. Escobar.
Count me in for the tournament.

128
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I can do this!

129
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ANIMATED LIZZIE:
And, I can impress Ethan.

130
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I can come early.

131
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And, I can be with Ethan.

132
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And, bake a few dozen cookies.

133
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And, I can hang out with Ethan.

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Lizzie, helping out.
I admire your commitment.

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The, the,

136
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the, th...

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I just have to be able to talk
to Ethan.

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Th, th, tha-tha-tha...

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Mom, do we have almond paste
and raspberries,

140
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so I can make marzipan meringue
with fruit, um, ganache?

141
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Uh-uh.

142
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Well, what do we have?

143
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This is supposed to be a kitchen.

144
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We have chocolate chips.

145
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That'll do.

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What are you doing with my jersey?

147
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I'm taking it to that charity thing.

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Don't you know what that jersey is?

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The drive!

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John Elway marched his team

151
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ninety-eight yards
in two minutes to tie the game,

152
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which they went on to win.

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I was wearing this,
when I watched it.

154
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I didn't know it was so special.

155
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Duh! Look. See that?

156
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That's the stain
from my cousin Ree Ree

157
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where he high-fived me
with a Philly cheese steak.

158
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Hey, Lizzie,
I learned a great new trick.

159
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Take both ends of the rope.

160
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-I don't want the rope.
-Take the rope.

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LIZZIE: I don't want the rope.

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MATT: Take the rope.

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I don't want the rope.

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Take the rope!

165
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I don't want the rope!
Now get lost!

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Guys! Lizzie,
please don't yell at your brother.

167
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And, Matt, you cannot
make your sister do tricks with you.

168
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Yes, I can.

169
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[SCOFFS] What?

170
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Okay. For my next illusion,

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I need a volunteer.
Oh, how about you, Miss?

172
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Oh, sure. I volunteer.

173
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You let me go, and I volunteer
not to pound you into stew beef!

174
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Sounds fair.

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Abracadabra!

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It didn't work.

177
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Then get the key.

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Oh. Key.

179
00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,130
Right. [SIGHS]

180
00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,860
-Where's the key?
-What?

181
00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,500
Don't make me stew beef.

182
00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,400
I am sure I can find it.

183
00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,500
LIZZIE: Where did

184
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you leave it?

185
00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:17,800
Ow. Maybe it's on the stairs.

186
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Then go get it.

187
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Where else could it be?

188
00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,330
Don't worry, we'll find it.

189
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-Spread out.
-[SIGHS]

190
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,960
-What?
-Ow.

191
00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:36,030
So, when are you planning
on telling them about the key?

192
00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:38,200
I think they should stay
handcuffed together.

193
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They will learn
they have to stop bickering,

194
00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:43,230
get along with each other,
or eat each other alive.

195
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-Either way, we win.
-[CHUCKLES]

196
00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,630
[GROANS]

197
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,200
Now, come on, calm down.

198
00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:16,360
Your dad is going to the magic store,
to get a duplicate key.

199
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:19,160
-SAM: Back in a flash.
-He'll get back, you'll get free.

200
00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:22,860
I'm back.

201
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,230
Oh, yes, we're free.

202
00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,260
Not exactly.

203
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,330
Dad, the key.

204
00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,860
Where's the key?

205
00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:32,530
They key, um...

206
00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,900
Here is the thing about the key,
there is no key.

207
00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:35,960
What?

208
00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:38,030
Well, the magic shop is closed. Um...

209
00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:40,600
It's a magicians' holiday.
Who knew?

210
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,300
See? Send an amateur to shop,

211
00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,400
and that's what you get. Nothing.

212
00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:48,030
But the good news is,

213
00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,600
there's a joke shop in Stanton
and I'm sure they got a ton of them.

214
00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,730
Dad, I've got to be
at the charity event

215
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,600
-in, like, two hours!
-[YELLS]

216
00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,430
Don't worry. I-I,
it's not that far,

217
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:59,060
I'll be back in plenty of time for
you and Mom to make it to your thing,

218
00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:00,130
without Matt.

219
00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:02,530
Hey, don't look at me.

220
00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:07,030
I'd rather chew my hand off, than
spend the rest of the day with you.

221
00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,130
[SCOFFS]

222
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,630
Lizzie, there you are.

223
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,430
-Hey.
-Hey.

224
00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:20,430
Finally.
Ethan's been asking about you.

225
00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,160
[CHUCKLING]

226
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,400
Okay, honey, I'm gonna go check in
over at the clothing donation table.

227
00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,660
Have a good time.

228
00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:33,560
Bye, Mom.

229
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,300
Lizzie,
there's a little kid on your arm.

230
00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:39,860
Oh, you noticed.

231
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,500
Start chewing.

232
00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:49,230
Spare change for the needy kids?

233
00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:53,260
Oh, thank you, sir.
Mad props on that one.

234
00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:58,860
Hey. So, how are you going
to make this work?

235
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,700
Simple. I'm gonna wait here,

236
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,500
until my dad comes
with the extra key.

237
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,100
Well, what if you see someone
you know?

238
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,400
Plan B.

239
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,600
[GRUNTS]

240
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,230
Lizzie, Lizzie,
Plan B, Plan B!

241
00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,330
Uh, Lizzie, glad you can make it.

242
00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:15,560
Hi, Ethan.
How's the putting?

243
00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:16,960
I start in a couple of minutes.

244
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,560
You want some popcorn?

245
00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:20,930
Oh, no, thanks.
I had a really big lunch, so...

246
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,630
-You want some?
-Um, no.

247
00:11:27,830 --> 00:11:29,000
[GROANS]

248
00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:30,100
[CHOMPS]

249
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,230
Take all you want.
I have plenty.

250
00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:33,430
Mmm-hmm.

251
00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:35,100
-[MUNCHES]
-Um...

252
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,560
she really loves popcorn,

253
00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:39,160
but she's allergic,
so she can't have any.

254
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,200
[MUFFLED] Oof!

255
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,600
Good popcorn.

256
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,130
-It was good popcorn.
-Yeah.

257
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,060
Ethan. In the tournament?

258
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,330
<i>Bonne chance!</i>

259
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,730
That's French for...

260
00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:51,200
Oh, never mind.

261
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,230
Miranda? Lizzie?

262
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:55,760
Could you give me a hand
hanging a banner?

263
00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:59,160
Um, I'm-I'm really sorry,
I'm really busy though.

264
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,630
Lizzie, I find it very vexing
that you don't show more initiative.

265
00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:07,330
I'd like to see you do that
handcuffed to your little brother.

266
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,260
MIRANDA:
That's okay, Mr. Escobar.

267
00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:11,330
I'm sure you and I
can get the banner hung.

268
00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,330
-Attagirl.
-Good luck.

269
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,560
[CHUCKLING]

270
00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:16,630
[CAMERA CLICKS]

271
00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:20,100
So, you think
you'll win the tournament?

272
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,360
I hope so. I love helping kids out.

273
00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:24,100
The thing is, my dad was out of work

274
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,730
for a couple years,
when I was little,

275
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,130
so, I really know what it's like
to not have a lot.

276
00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:30,560
-Uh-huh.
-Are you okay?

277
00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:34,100
Um, f-fine. Just fine.

278
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,760
Um...

279
00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:36,860
[MATT GRUNTS]

280
00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:38,960
Um...just...

281
00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:41,160
just a little nervous
from all this excitement.

282
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,600
So, I-I think I better stay in here
for a little while

283
00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:46,500
and then I'll come out
and watch you golf, okay?

284
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,030
Yeah. Okay.

285
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:50,500
See you there.

286
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:54,330
Ethan, I brought you a bottle
of water, in case it gets hot outside.

287
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,730
Thanks, I got some mean competition
out there.

288
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,530
Do you mind if I watch?

289
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,930
-No problem.
-[CHUCKLES]

290
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,660
-[SCOFFS]
-[YELPS]

291
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,300
What?

292
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,600
-[SIGHS]
-Cool pictures. [CHUCKLES]

293
00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,500
-Come on.
-[YELPS]

294
00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:12,900
Oh, thank you. Every bit helps.

295
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,800
Who wears these?

296
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,230
[PHONE RINGS]

297
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:25,630
-Hello.
-hey, honey. We're here.

298
00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:28,730
Hi. When would you like me to
find the key?

299
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,830
Oh, I'd give it a couple of hours.
You got a free day at home.

300
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,800
Well, whatever.
Um, so, how are they doing?

301
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,730
Um... oh.

302
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,830
LIZZIE: Oh.

303
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,500
Matt.

304
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,130
Uh, I'd say they still have
some things to work out.

305
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,360
You should see me
on the Cyborg Battalion.

306
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,330
I own that game.
[SIGHS]

307
00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:03,630
Actually, I don't want to play.

308
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,330
I don't like that kid.

309
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,360
Why? What's wrong with him?

310
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:15,930
Hmm. Nothing.

311
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,030
He's just always telling
stupid jokes,

312
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,800
and I get tired of pretending
to laugh.

313
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,930
Come on, let's go watch the golf.

314
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,760
No! I can't.

315
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,130
I just told Ethan that I have to stay
in here for a while.

316
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,760
I-If I go out there,
he'll think I'm a complete baboon.

317
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:32,360
Trust me,
there's a million other reasons

318
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:35,130
for him to think
you're a complete baboon.

319
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,730
-[SCOFFS]
-[DOORBELL RINGS]

320
00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:40,830
Whoa!

321
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:41,930
[YELPS]

322
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,160
Keep the change.

323
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,800
Yeah, the game.

324
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,030
-[CHEERING ON TV]
-Yeah.

325
00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:54,530
Here we go, football.

326
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,160
Here we go, football.

327
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,360
-[CHEERING ON TV]
-MAN: <i>And here is the kick-off.</i>

328
00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:07,000
<i>And over here, </i>
<i>the legendary...</i>

329
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,830
Ethan Craft lines up his putt
on the par four third.

330
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,660
A seventeen-yard, dogleg left

331
00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:18,630
with some serious trouble in the form
of a bendy horseshoe shape.

332
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,760
"Say, now's a great time
to enjoy an ice-cold cherry slush

333
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,730
"or zesty South Of-The-Border nachos.

334
00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,060
"Cinco de My-Oh-my, they're good!

335
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,860
"Real cheese, fifty cents extra."

336
00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:30,960
[APPLAUSE]

337
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,860
[CHUCKLES]

338
00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:40,260
What?

339
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,760
Matt, why is that bad-joke kid
throwing food at you?

340
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:45,560
What did you do to him?

341
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,700
I didn't do anything to him.

342
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,630
Oh, so he's just doing it
'cause he feels like it?

343
00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:52,460
Picking on you for no reason?

344
00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,160
Oh, my gosh.

345
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,930
He really does pick on you?

346
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,200
Yeah. So?

347
00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:02,900
So. Nothing.

348
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,060
I just couldn't think of any reason

349
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,430
why anyone would want to pick
on a great kid like you.

350
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,460
Maybe, it's 'cause you go around
handcuffing people.

351
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,700
-Come on, let's go to the next hole.
-[GRUNTS]

352
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,960
Maybe you don't hear so good!

353
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:20,560
Charity!
You know what that means?

354
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,400
Hey, don't be walking
away from me!

355
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,560
Man, this is dull.

356
00:16:58,030 --> 00:17:01,500
Ethan Craft draws back his flat stick
and rolls his rock.

357
00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:03,560
It's on line,
but, but, what's this?

358
00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:07,100
King Tut's mummy has suddenly come
alive and is stalking the gallery,

359
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,260
tearing the heads off
of innocent spectators.

360
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:11,030
[THROUGH SPEAKERS]

361
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,260
<i>And now the Mir Space Station </i>
<i>is falling out of the sky. </i>

362
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,230
<i>Oh, the humanity.</i>

363
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,300
<i>Mercy! A-A piece of debris is heading </i>
<i>right at me and I...</i>

364
00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:18,600
[CHOKES]

365
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,500
I'm gonna go get me some nachos.

366
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,560
Have a nice trip.

367
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,400
I see you girls stick together.

368
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:31,500
[SIGHS]

369
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,630
I am not in the mood!

370
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,130
I've got a teacher
who thinks I am lazy.

371
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,300
I've got Kate Sanders
sniffing around a guy I like!

372
00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:41,500
I've got a stress
pimple on my neck,

373
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,160
the size of a hockey puck

374
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,760
and I've got seventy pounds
of useless fat, chained to my wrist!

375
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,100
So unless you want me

376
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,800
to force-feed you
a set of golf clubs,

377
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,460
I'd suggest you get out of my face!

378
00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:57,460
And, I mean it now, you rat-head,
weasel-eyed punk! [CHUCKLES]

379
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,330
Come on.

380
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:05,530
Thanks.

381
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:07,230
I didn't do it for you.

382
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,060
I did it because no one
gets to beat up on you but me.

383
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,530
Well, it was still kind of nice,
in a twisted kind of way.

384
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:18,330
Well, I didn't need one more thing
messing up my day.

385
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:22,300
I guess you do kind of have
a lot of things going on.

386
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,600
Tell me about it.

387
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:27,160
I didn't think it'd be so difficult
being a teenager.

388
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:30,030
Ugh, just wait till you find out
about peer pressure,

389
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,730
and hygiene products,

390
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,460
and when Mom starts having
"important" talks with you.

391
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:37,660
Sorry about the handcuffs thing.

392
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:42,230
If I had to spend the day
with a dopey sister,

393
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,060
I'm glad it was you.

394
00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:46,900
Thanks. If I had to spend the day
with a dork-head brother,

395
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,430
you probably weren't the worst one.

396
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,760
KATE: Hi, Lizzie.

397
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:54,000
[CHUCKLES] It's true. You are wearing
your brother as a charm bracelet.

398
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,600
Interesting fashion choice.

399
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:58,430
You know, you missed
Ethan's hole-in-one.

400
00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:00,230
Luckily, I was there
to cheer for him.

401
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,600
I've got to get back there.
He relies on my support.

402
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:08,230
-I don't like her.
-Me neither.

403
00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:11,060
I've got an idea.

404
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,600
Hey, Kate...

405
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,560
Want a macadamia nut?

406
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,030
-Um...
-They're from Hawaii

407
00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:20,500
-and Ethan loves them.
-Okay, give me those.

408
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,560
[SCREAMING]

409
00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:32,800
Oh. [LAUGHS]

410
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:36,330
Finally.
There's a reason for Matt's existence.

411
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,260
Oh. Come on,
let's get out of here.

412
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,760
[HUFFING]

413
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:47,430
SAM: Hey, kids.

414
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,730
I've got the key.

415
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,260
Yes!

416
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,960
[SIGHS]

417
00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:22,100
-So, how'd the clothing drive go?
-Oh, it went well.

418
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,260
And, if there are any kids who weigh
400 pounds who are needy,

419
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:26,900
then they'll be
extremely well dressed.

420
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,500
-Yo, Lizzie.
-Hi, Ethan.

421
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,030
-That's Ethan Craft?
-Yeah.

422
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,400
So, I heard you won.

423
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,260
-That's great.
-Thanks.

424
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,530
I heard you spent the whole day
with your cool little brother.

425
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,060
I love that little guy.

426
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:46,730
Listen, a whole bunch of us are going
now for pizza. You want to come?

427
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:53,060
-Lizzie?
-Um,

428
00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:55,130
you know what?
You guys go ahead.

429
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,230
I've got a needy little kid
I got to take care of.

430
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,100
Heywood!

431
00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,230
You're roadkill!

432
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,700
Help me! Don't leave me here!
Come on. Help me!

433
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,030
Help! Please.
Someone!

434
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,330
Anyone, help me.

435
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:18,460
Please help me!

436
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,460
Come on. Help me. Someone!

437
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,060
Anyone! Please!

438
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:24,760
HILARY: Mark.

439
00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:27,130
-[CHUCKLES]
-MALE CAMERA CREW: Okay. Cut it.

440
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,360
[WHIMPERS]

441
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:33,760
Put Matt down, and step away from your
brother... [LAUGHS] Sorry.

442
00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:34,960
[LAUGHING]

443
00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:37,100
-I would cut. Yeah.
-[LAUGHS]

444
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,460
-Tho-tho-tho.
-LALAINE: Tho-tho.

445
00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:42,060
See? Send an amateur...

446
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:44,000
Did anyone order a rabbit?

447
00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:45,100
That's it.

448
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,500
[BOTH LAUGH]

449
00:21:47,530 --> 00:21:49,460
-That's it. [CHUCKLES]
-[LAUGHS]

450
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,500
-MALE CREW MEMBER: Action.
-That's it. I'm telling Mom and...

451
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,560
[LAUGHING]

452
00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:54,800
MALE CREW MEMBER: Yeah, that's fine.

453
00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:56,930
[GRUNTING]

454
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,460
[CHUCKLING]
Wh-Okay, do we have a line

455
00:21:59,530 --> 00:22:00,660
-anywhere?
-What's going on?

456
00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:04,860
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]