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MISS MORAN: Great job, girls.

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This is the most successful food drive
Hillridge Middle School has ever had.

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Thanks! It was actually kind of fun.

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Mmm-hmm. And the extra credit rocks.

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You girls have a knack for this.

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You know, someone
won't go hungry tonight

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because of all the food you collected.

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You two might wanna think about
taking on a new volunteer project.

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I totally have a knack for this.

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I ended world hunger in an afternoon.

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Okay, maybe not ended,
but I made a dent.

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-Hey, girls.
-Oh. Hey!

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Lizzie, you forgot these cans
I put out for you.

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MIRANDA: I gotta go meet my mom.

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- <i>Hasta-la</i> bye-bye.
-Bye!

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So, they finally came up
with an official uniform

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for the socially challenged?

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BOTH: Lizzie.

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No, Mom. No, Dad.

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You can't be mad
at her for speaking the truth.

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Your brother is wearing
his hall monitor safety patrol belt.

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Hall monitor?

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How many garbage cans
are you gonna get stuck in?

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See? Even my lame ol' sister
knows what's coming.

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Now, honey, hall monitor's
a very important job

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and you should make the best of it.

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That's right, Son,
it's a position of honor.

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I remember when I was a hall monitor.

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Your sister may be right, son.

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

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Gordo, why weren't
you at the food drive?

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I had something more important to do.

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More important
than ending world hunger?

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The Science Olympics.
They're this week.

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The long distance paper
airplane contest, the egg drop,

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and the ultimate test of brains
and brawn, slow bicycle race.

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Uh, Gordo. Tudgeman always wins those.

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Not this year.
This year he's going down.

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[SCOFFS] So, I guess this means
you won't be recycling with us.

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Uh, when did "we" decide on recycling?

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Mmm, good luck with
that "Saving the Earth" thing, guys.

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I gotta go drop eggs off the roof.

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-[BEEPS]
-[SCOFFS]

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Hey, Miranda. Meet me
at the Digital Bean tomorrow

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'cause we're starting there.

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[LINE DISCONNECTS]

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Recycling? Great.

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Can't wait to start
picking through garbage.

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So Pete Gallon
was coming out of the bathroom,

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I asked him for a hall pass,
but no-go.

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So, I wrote him up.
He begged me not to.

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He even cried.

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You know, I think
I wanna be a mall cop when I grow up.

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I knew you'd get into it, son.

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Sorry I'm late. I was on the phone.

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That's okay, honey.

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Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, that's not okay.

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I'm gonna have to write you up.

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Late for dinner.

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That means...

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No dessert.

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Mom, tell the geek patrol
that if touches my dessert,

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his citation-writing days are over.

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Mom, Dad, back me up here.

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Sorry.

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Dad?

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Son, why don't you
let her off with a warning?

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You're a troublemaker, Lizzie.

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I'll be watching you.

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I've seen your kind all my life.

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Of course you have,
Officer Wacko, I live here.

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Anyway, before
Captain Nutjob interrupted me,

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I was gonna say that Miranda and I
decided to start a recycling project.

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Since the food drive
was such a huge success.

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Oh, that's wonderful, Lizzie!

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SAM: We are really proud
of you, sweetheart.

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So, what's the plan?

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Well, we were thinking of starting
at the Digital Bean tomorrow.

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-Mmm, great.
-Great.

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But then I thought,

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well, wouldn't it just make perfect
sense to start right here, at home?

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-Okay.
-That's, um, wonderful.

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We'll need to start separating

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the garbage into plastic,
paper and glass.

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We'll need three
separate labeled containers

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and someone to drive me
to the Recycling Center each week.

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Well, that...
That sounds like a lot of fun.

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I can't wait.

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I didn't know that saving
the Earth was gonna be so smelly!

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I know, but think
how much we're helping.

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There's gotta be a less
disgusting way we can help.

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What's disgusting is not recycling.

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I-I-I mean, look at this!
We can save a tree if we recycle this.

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A-And this! This can be used...

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To save a plastic tree?

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No. To make other plastic stuff.

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I mean, if we keep throwing stuff
away, at this rate, in fifty years,

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there'll be enough trash gathered up
to fill the state of Texas! Twice!

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Where do you get this stuff?

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I read.

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And these.

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Do you know how many dolphins
get caught in this a year?

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Just because people don't cut them up.

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Are we saving dolphins, too?

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'Cause I thought we were
just saving the Earth.

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Dolphins are a part of the Earth.

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Okay, fine, whatever.

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Save the planet. Save the dolphins.

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I'm gonna go see if our food's ready.

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Don't get too many napkins!
And get me some scissors!

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I totally rule at
this saving-the-Earth thing.

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-Ooh, thanks.
-Mmm-hmm.

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Aren't you gonna eat your burger?

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After I finish saving the dolphins.

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Well, can you at least not play
with the trash while we eat?

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I think what you guys
are doing is really great.

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Like, really.

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Wow. Thanks.

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So many people don't even care
about the environment anymore.

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They think that the Earth is like,
this infinite resource.

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-It's not gonna last forever.
-Totally.

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-Is that a burger?
-Yeah, you want a bite?

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Of your burger?

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Yeah, they're really good.

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How can you enjoy
eating some poor, dead animal?

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I never thought of it that way.

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Well, maybe you should. Meat-eater!

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Can you believe how weird Parker is?

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[COW MOOING]

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I think I just became a vegetarian.

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Maybe this is a little
more complicated than I thought.

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You're gonna eat that?

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You know you can't beat me, Gordo.

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I own the Science Olympics.

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Not this year, Tudgeman.
You're going down.

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Am I? I think not.

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Or have you forgotten last year?

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Last year when
your egg cracked like... an egg.

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Let's not forget the paper airplane
distance contest

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when you nearly blinded Mr. Lang.

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Oh, yeah. I gave you a slow bike race,
we'll call that pity.

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But face it, Gordo, the best man won.

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<i>Moi.</i> [CLICKS TONGUE]

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Tudgeman!

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You know that little voice
you hear late at night?

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That one in the back of your head.

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That one that says,
"Oh, not good enough.

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Oh, I don't think I can win."

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That's me, Tudgeman,
because I won't eat,

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I won't sleep until I beat you.

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I'm already in your head, Tudgeman.

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I own you.

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Jake Charlum.

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I gave him three citations in one day.

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That kid's headed for trouble.

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Three citations?

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I never gave three.

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Yeah, I checked with
the other hall monitors.

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It's a record.

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Well, Matt, you just make sure
you use that power responsibly.

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What are those for?

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You better answer
the question, McGuire.

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And it better be the truth.

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[SCOFFS]

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Uh, Miranda and I decided to donate
clothes to the homeless shelter.

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And besides, I haven't worn
this stuff in ages anyway.

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I thought you guys
were doing recycling?

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We're doing that, too.

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Aren't you taking on a lot?

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Well, if my parents'
generation wasn't so interested

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in bell-bottoms and roller disco,

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the planet would be
in a lot better shape.

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Dad, there's a lot to worry about!

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Oh, and we're taking some more
canned foods down to the shelter.

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Wait, I need that for dinner.

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Mom! The homeless
need that more than we do!

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Honey, we just gave the shelter
a whole bunch of cans.

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Dad, the homeless population
has exploded in the last five years.

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What are you doing?

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Mom, water is a valuable resource

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and the Earth does
not have an infinite amount!

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Geekzilla's right, Mom.

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Can't waste water.

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I'm gonna have to write you up.

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Fine. No clean vegetables,
no dinner.

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[SCOFFS]

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Delaying dinner.

188
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I believe that's another offense.

189
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,100
Hey, Matt, why don't you let
your mother and sister work this out?

190
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Help me take out the garbage.

191
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A little help here!

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Do you realize
how many trees could die

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because you haven't separated
the paper from the plastic?

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Okay, I separate the laundry.

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Typical mom.

196
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I'm talking about saving the world
and she's talking about laundry.

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I think you could be
a little more supportive.

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<i>You</i> agreed to separate the garbage
and <i>you</i> didn't follow through.

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If I did that, you'd be mad at me.

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That's correct, but I think you need
to recycle your attitude, young lady.

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-[DOOR BELL RINGS]
-[SCOFFS]

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Where did you get that?

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At the mall. Isn't it fab?

204
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Miranda, you can't wear that!

205
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Are you kidding? This is totally in.

206
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But, I thought we were going veggie?

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Back up. You're going veggie.

208
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And plus, what does
that have to do with my jacket?

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It's leather! Leather is cow!
Cow is meat! I-I don't eat meat!

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Fine. So don't eat my jacket.

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00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:03,930
I can't believe you, I thought
you cared about the environment.

212
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,760
Chill. It's just a jacket.

213
00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,500
Obviously, I can't count
on you for help,

214
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so I'm just gonna have
to do this all by myself.

215
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,130
Lizzie, you're totally overreacting!

216
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,430
I'm overreacting?

217
00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:16,560
Tell me that I'm overreacting
when the garbage builds up so high

218
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that it blocks out all
the sunlight and we freeze.

219
00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:22,430
Yeah? Well, at least I'll have
my jacket to keep me warm.

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-[SCOFFS]
-[SCOFFS]

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BOTH: Can't believe her.

222
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,900
Ugh! Finally. There you are.

223
00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:41,560
Gordo, we have to talk about Lizzie.

224
00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:43,230
Gordo!

225
00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:44,630
Can't talk. Folding.

226
00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:46,830
Uh, Gordo, Lizzie's gone loco!

227
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,160
Can't talk, still folding.

228
00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:50,100
Hello? What's wrong with you?

229
00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:53,100
Paper airplane
distance contest, after school.

230
00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:56,330
[YAWNS] I must beat Tudgeman.

231
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Gordo, this is serious.

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Uh, she's ending our friendship
over a stupid leather jacket.

233
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,660
Okay, a really cool leather jacket,
but you know what I mean.

234
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:05,760
She'll get over it.

235
00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:08,430
[GRUNTS]

236
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,300
Is it supposed to do that?

237
00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:12,060
[GASPS]

238
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,130
What is this?

239
00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:17,930
What are you doing?
I'm working on these!

240
00:11:18,130 --> 00:11:20,900
Ninety-nine percent of all paper
products are recyclable...

241
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,060
And yet, only fifteen
percent of people recycle!

242
00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:24,560
That makes no sense.

243
00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:25,630
Exactly!

244
00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:29,730
I need to test on multiple designs
to see which one travels the farthest.

245
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,800
-Why?
-So, I can beat Tudgeman.

246
00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:35,300
Beating Tudgeman is not more important
than saving trees, Gordo!

247
00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:38,000
This is all I've dreamed
about ever since the fourth grade.

248
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Recycling's gonna have to wait.

249
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Well, the Earth can't wait!

250
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:49,900
I think I'll be eating
my lunch <i>alone</i> today.

251
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:51,860
Huh!

252
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,460
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

253
00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:12,160
Time to go to work.

254
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:13,430
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

255
00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:17,530
[BLOWS WHISTLE AGAIN]

256
00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:24,700
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

257
00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,030
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

258
00:12:38,630 --> 00:12:40,500
Surely, you must be joking.

259
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,400
I'm not joking, and...

260
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,860
Don't call me Shirley.

261
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,300
[CHUCKLES]

262
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:49,200
Respect my authority!

263
00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:09,860
[WIND BLOWING]

264
00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,230
-What are you doing?
-[THUDDING]

265
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,460
I was intimidating Tudgeman.

266
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,100
Yeah, that yawn looked pretty scary.

267
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,630
Yeah, well, it's working.

268
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,600
My late nights
are actually paying off. We're tied.

269
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,830
He won the egg drop

270
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,760
and I won the long distance
paper airplane contest.

271
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:42,030
Now, it all comes down
to the slow bike race after school.

272
00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:44,330
The last person
to cross the finish line...

273
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,530
[YAWNS] Wins.

274
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:48,200
I think you need to trade
that bike helmet in for a pillow.

275
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:52,460
But I'll be out there cheering you on
and I'm hoping Lizzie will be, too.

276
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,060
MIRANDA: Hey.

277
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,300
Yes?

278
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,530
Uh, Lizzie, listen,

279
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,030
I'm not wearing leather today,

280
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,060
I didn't eat meat
last night for dinner

281
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:11,100
and I recycled my soda can at lunch.

282
00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:13,100
So, can I talk to you?

283
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,300
I guess.

284
00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:15,860
What are you wearing?

285
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,230
Burlap. It's a renewable resource.

286
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,560
Okay. Lizzie,
I'm really worried about you.

287
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,200
Don't be worried about me, Miranda.

288
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,660
Be worried about the world.

289
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,260
Be worried about the environment
and the homeless people

290
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:30,260
and the animals and the rainforests
and the ozone layer!

291
00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:32,660
[SCREAMING]

292
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,460
Well, the rainforest
isn't gonna hang out with me

293
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,560
and rent movies on Friday nights.

294
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:44,130
Can't you just
put this aside for a few hours?

295
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:47,500
And, uh, let's go watch Gordo
at the slow bike race after school.

296
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:50,130
Hey, everyone.
Clear your desk for a pop quiz.

297
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,560
Mr. Gordon, are you still with us?

298
00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:56,230
I'm just resting my eyes.

299
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,060
-Uh, Miss Moran?
-Lizzie, don't.

300
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,060
Lizzie, there'll be time
for your question after the quiz.

301
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:02,260
No, there won't be time.

302
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,200
Lizzie, don't.

303
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,400
Miss Moran, we're running out of time!

304
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,930
Lizzie, quiet!

305
00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,700
No, I won't be quiet!

306
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:11,760
Here we go.

307
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,500
You know how many trees
you killed with your little pop quiz?

308
00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,600
You could've printed
those double-sided.

309
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,160
You could have saved a life.

310
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,500
Tree killer!

311
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:24,800
I'm gonna ask you one last time,
Lizzie, to sit down and be quiet.

312
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:26,630
We'll discuss this after the quiz.

313
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,300
I would expect you,
out of all people, to understand.

314
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,800
<i>You</i> encouraged us
to start this project.

315
00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:33,230
Why won't anyone help me?

316
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,860
Wow! This is getting really heavy!

317
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,300
Miss McGuire, I'm gonna help you.

318
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,460
I'm sending you home
to get some sleep.

319
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:41,530
[SCOFFS]

320
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,130
[ANIMATED LIZZIE GRUNTS]

321
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:47,830
That's not good.

322
00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:58,130
I'm not sleeping,
I was just resting my eyes.

323
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,630
Hey, is it three o'clock already?

324
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,930
No, I got sent home early.

325
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:09,030
I got sent home early, too!

326
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,130
They said I was power-hungry!

327
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,130
I don't even know what that means,
but I gotta get back to school!

328
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:17,630
Son, you have to know
when it's time to turn in your belt.

329
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,930
But, I can't leave my post!

330
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,360
Honey, the school will be fine.
You need to take a rest.

331
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,860
I'm sure
there's other hall monitors on duty.

332
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
But...

333
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:28,960
I'm the best!

334
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:32,530
We'll talk about it later.
Matt, get out of your sandwich!

335
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,230
-Matt...
-Okay. Now, he is scary.

336
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,300
He's scary?

337
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,800
Lizzie, I hate to break this to you,

338
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,800
but you two have more
in common than you think.

339
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:41,030
[SCOFFS]

340
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,260
Lizzie, you got a big heart
and we're very proud of you.

341
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,630
But you're taking on too much.
You can't save the world by yourself.

342
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,200
Well, no one else is helping!

343
00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:53,330
Well, okay. We're gonna help.

344
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,300
Recycling garbage,
that's a very good idea.

345
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,560
Yeah, we're gonna be a lot better
about that, but you've got to relax.

346
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,300
How can I relax?

347
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,760
Lizzie, honey, you're running
yourself into the ground.

348
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,260
You can't get anything done if you
can't take care of yourself first.

349
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,260
I never thought of it that way.

350
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,860
Well, if you really
wanna make a difference,

351
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,130
what you have to do,
is pick one thing.

352
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,500
Just one thing and go for it.

353
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:15,060
And get some help, too.

354
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:16,860
I mean, what happened
to Gordo and Miranda?

355
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:19,400
Well, I was kind of a jerk.

356
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,500
No, you know what? I was a big jerk!

357
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:26,430
Can I go back to school and watch
Gordo win the slow bicycle race?

358
00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:29,360
[SIGHS] I'll tell you what.
You go take a nap,

359
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:32,060
and then I'll wake you up and I'll
drive you back up to school later.

360
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,200
You get upstairs right now
and get some sleep.

361
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,200
Um...

362
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,160
I can't.

363
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,300
BOTH: Why not?

364
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,360
Well, I kind of donated
my mattress to the homeless shelter.

365
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,130
I'll go get a blanket for the couch.

366
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,200
I'll call the shelter.

367
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:50,560
ANNOUNCER: [ON MIC]
<i>Ladies and gentlemen, </i>

368
00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:55,230
<i>we've come </i>
<i>to the slow speed bicycle race. </i>

369
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:58,900
<i>And now, presenting last year's </i>
<i>overall champion, </i>

370
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,060
- <i>Larry Tudgeman!</i>
-ALL: Boo!

371
00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:05,600
[ALL CHEERING]

372
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:10,360
ANNOUNCER: <i>And here, </i>
<i>Mr. David "Gordo" Gordon!</i>

373
00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:29,560
<i>Move your bicycles </i>
<i>to the start-finish line </i>

374
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:33,330
<i>and get ready to bicycle!</i>

375
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,130
-Ah!
-Wow.

376
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,500
Very cool.

377
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,430
-Hmm.
-And it's aerodynamically designed

378
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,700
to increase wind resistance
and slow me down.

379
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,060
BOTH: [CHUCKLES] Good luck!

380
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:47,330
Who are you?

381
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,400
I'm the King, baby.

382
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,700
ANNOUNCER: <i>The race will be once </i>
<i>around the quad, riding only. </i>

383
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:56,230
No standing, no walking, no leaning.

384
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:02,260
<i>Last bicycle across </i>
<i>the finish line is the winner!</i>

385
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:03,700
-[BLOWS WHISTLE]
-[CHEERING]

386
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,530
<i>And they're off! </i>

387
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:10,730
<i>Tudgeman takes an early lead </i>
<i>and Gordo settles in behind him.</i>

388
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:22,400
ALL: [CHANTING]
Gordo! Gordo! Gordo! Gordo! Gordo!

389
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:27,160
Gordo! Gordo! Gordo! Gordo! Gordo!

390
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:28,500
ANNOUNCER: <i>Coming </i>
<i>down the back stretch, </i>

391
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,360
<i>Gordo is increasing the deficit. </i>

392
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,260
<i>Tudgeman just can't seem to hold back.</i>

393
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:37,460
[CROWD CHANTING] Gordo!
Gordo! Gordo! Gordo! Gordo!

394
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,700
ANNOUNCER: <i>It's gonna take</i>
<i>more than wind resistance </i>

395
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,700
<i>to help Tudgeman today!</i>

396
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,000
<i>Gordo's making it look easy! </i>

397
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:54,000
<i>Whoa, Gordo drops further behind </i>
<i>as Tudgeman heads into the last turn. </i>

398
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,900
<i>If Tudgeman crosses, he loses!</i>

399
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,600
<i>Tudgeman's run out of real estate! </i>

400
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,630
<i>Gordo's gonna win this thing! </i>

401
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,100
<i>Two feet!</i>

402
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,100
<i>One foot.</i>

403
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,830
<i>Six inches.</i>

404
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:11,930
Gordo!

405
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,260
[ALL EXCLAIM]

406
00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:16,060
<i>And Gordo's disqualified </i>

407
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,500
- <i>for leaving his bike! </i>
-[SNORING]

408
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,230
<i>Tudgeman wins by default!</i>

409
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:21,830
Are you okay?

410
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,730
Yeah, Gordo,
you went down pretty hard.

411
00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:26,360
[IMITATING ELVIS PRESLEY]
Thank you. Thank you very much.

412
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:29,160
-[GORDO SNORING]
-[SIGHS]

413
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:31,200
Gordo has left the building.

414
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,260
Let me be the first to say, I was
a total jerk and I'm really sorry.

415
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:36,930
Good, you should be.

416
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:39,030
-[CHUCKLES]
-But you were kind of right,

417
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,400
so I'm making my family
cut up those six-pack rings

418
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:43,060
cause I like dolphins.

419
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,300
I'm really sorry
you didn't win the race, Gordo.

420
00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:46,430
Yeah, me too.

421
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,700
If I hadn't stayed up all night
creating my aerodynamic collar,

422
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,260
I wouldn't have fallen asleep.
I might have won.

423
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,260
There's probably a lesson
in there somewhere,

424
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:55,960
but I'm just too tired to find it.

425
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,630
At least you were styling!

426
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:58,860
And there's always next year.

427
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:03,000
And you. Please tell me
your days of burlap chic are over.

428
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,730
They are. I think I'm just gonna
pick one thing and stick to it.

429
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,000
Like stray dogs.

430
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,060
Do you know how many dogs
are abandoned at shelters each year?

431
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:14,030
-[DOG WHINES]
-Mmm, can I keep him? Can I?

432
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,530
Oh, look! The aliens brought
Elvis back and they shrunk him!

433
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,760
[LAUGHING]

434
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,460
I hate that guy!

435
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,200
Hey, Larry! Look out for that...

436
00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:24,400
-[CRASHES]
-Ooh!

437
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,200
Never mind.

438
00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,260
[ALL LAUGHING]

439
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,930
LARRY: It's okay. It's okay.

440
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,660
I'm good.

441
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,030
-MALE CREW MEMBER 1: Working.
-Mark?

442
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,100
MALE CREW MEMBER 2:
Work... Get... Get out.

443
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,160
FEMALE STAFF: Pack up.

444
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,430
[CHUCKLES]

445
00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:46,800
-[CHUCKLES] I'm sorry.
-Don't trip!

446
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,160
-[CLATTERS]
-[LAUGHING]

447
00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:50,360
Finally some help.

448
00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:56,600
-[SCREAMS]
-[MOOS]

449
00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:59,860
ANIMATED LIZZIE: Can someone
get this cow off me?

450
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,600
See ya.

451
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:05,060
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]