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Where is Gordo? I thought we
were supposed to meet him.
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Just follow the music,
and get ready to travel back in time.
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Hey, Gordo.
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Hey, pally, Charlie. How's your bird?
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I just said, "Hey, how's it going?"
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It's how they talked in Las Vegas in 1960.
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Can't you just talk normal,
like, "Hey, dog, what's the dealio?"
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That's how everybody talks.
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I'm not everybody.
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Gordo is definitely not everybody.
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He's always doing something different.
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Like when everybody else
was rollerblading,
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Gordo was riding a unicycle.
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
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When everybody else was
into chocolate cappuccinos,
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he had a zen rock garden,
whatever that is.
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His latest thing is this whole
Rat Pack lounge culture stuff.
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It's a little weird for my taste,
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but who am I to tell Gordo what to do?
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Gordo, shouldn't you be
listening to Britney Spears?
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Why?
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Because that's what
normal people listen to.
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We don't want people
thinking that you're weird.
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Do me a solid, doll?
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Take this double sawbuck
and grab me a platter I got on tap.
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I hope that means,
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"Thanks for the good advice.
Here's twenty dollars."
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The new Rat Pack CD
is in a get-a-load-to-disc.
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I was sort of hoping you could
pick it up for me after school.
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Why can't you pick it up?
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Are you headlining in Atlantic City?
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Hmm. I've got something on my toe.
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I have to go to the podiatrist.
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Okay, yeah, I'll pick it up for you.
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But you do me a favor, okay?
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Go easy on this whole Rat Pack stuff.
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Go easy?
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How can you go easy
with the romping cat like Frank?
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You gotta hear him swing, baby.
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He could make old MacDonald jump.
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-[RECORDER PLAYING]
-Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
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MALE STUDENT: Hey,
stop paying that stuff.
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You're ruining my lunch.
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Maybe I could tone it down a little.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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Hey, did you get Gordo's CD?
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[SCOFFS] I told the clerk
it's for my great grandfather
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who's too frail to leave the home.
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-[MIRANDA SIGHS]
-Quick!
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Vince, give it.
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[IMITATING MIRANDA] Ooh, I'm Miranda.
I want my CD back.
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Seriously, Vince, it's not for us.
It's for someone else.
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[IMITATING LIZZIE]
Seriously, I'm Lizzie.
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I borrowed somebody's CD.
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She didn't borrow it,
she got it for Gordo.
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Oh, I'm Lizzie, I'm in love with Gordo.
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Yo, Vince, give it up.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Ethan Craft is so totally hot.
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I hope this isn't stuck this way.
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This yours?
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Thanks.
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Vince is a foot fungus.
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Fungus.
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Hey, wasn't this,
like, a million years old or something?
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Great.
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I finally get a chance
to talk to Ethan Craft
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and he thinks I like the music that
my great-grandmother listened to.
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Mind if I check it out?
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You don't understand, Ethan.
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Yeah. We really don't listen
to that kind of music.
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Hey, this kind of rocks.
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-[GIGGLE]
-[SQUEAL]
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Well, because it's not really
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-the swingingest cut on the platter.
-[CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, but with
a romping cat like this guy,
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all the tunes are...
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Are... Are grooving birds.
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This is old school.
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You guys have cool taste.
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I've always thought so, pally.
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Yo, maybe we could hook up later,
you know, hang out.
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You guys could
give me the four-one-one.
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-Sure. We're experts.
-Sure. Mm.
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Hi, guys.
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-How's your corn pone, baby?
-Wow, where'd you learn that?
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We read the back of this album.
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This Sinatra cat was one mother gasser.
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You guys aren't just
ragging on me, are you?
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No, we really listened
to some of this stuff.
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-It grows on you.
-Trust me, Gordo,
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if we wanted to rag on you,
there'd be other ways to do it.
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Well, I'm glad you guys
finally gave this stuff a chance.
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For instance, you always
watch movies with subtitles.
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Actually, I was hoping you could
teach me more about this stuff.
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You middle name is Zephyr.
What's that about?
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Sure, I can teach you.
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Rat Pack, Louis Prima,
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Nat King Cole,
how to talk, how to dress.
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Get you all locked up, Charlie Banks.
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And there's the way
you blink your eyes so much.
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I do not blink that much.
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-You always blink.
-I do not.
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You just did. You did it again.
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It's 'cause you're
making me think about it.
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-You did it again.
-Cut it out.
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-[SCOFFS]
-[LIZZIE SCOFFS]
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Twenty-eight, twenty-nine.
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Okay. We're getting better.
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Ready to go again, Lanny?
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Hey, Matt. Hiya, Lanny.
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What are you boys up to?
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We're gonna set the world record
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for the world's longest net ball rally.
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And then our world record will go in
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The Book of World Records.
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That's great.
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You think you got enough
energy for that, Lanny?
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[WHISPERS] Does he ever say anything?
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I've never heard him.
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That's creepy.
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Maybe he's just shy.
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Okay, well, you guys have fun
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and, uh, you, you let us know
if you need anything, okay?
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Ready to go again, Lanny?
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One.
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Hey, check you guys out.
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You like you like just
jetted in from Acapulco.
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Crazy rags, huh?
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Hey, Adam. How's your corn pone?
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Um, guys, uh,
it's really cool that
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you're so into this,
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but please don't make
too big a deal out of it.
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I don't want it to turn
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into something dopey fad
every idiot does
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because he thinks it's trendy,
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like Ricky Martin and digital pets.
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Don't worry, Gordo.
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It's not like we're
the trendsetters around here.
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Digital pets are fun.
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It was so sad when mine died.
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ETHAN: Hey, Lizzie, Miranda.
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Yo, Gordon.
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I was just noticing your shirt.
Very mac daddy.
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Oh, ah, thanks.
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Where'd you get it?
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Uh, actually, it was a gift,
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from my aunt. She lives in Rangoon,
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and they're
all out of this kind of shirt.
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Bummer, man.
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Cool shirt, though.
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Ethan, me and Miranda
got these clothes
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at Anteater over
on Lexington Street.
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They had a lot of guy stuff, too.
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And they accept all major credit cards.
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Cool. I'm there.
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Props, man.
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ETHAN: Come on, Steve,
we're going to Anteater.
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Thirty-five.
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Thirty-s... Thirty-five.
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Crud. That's the best
we've done in two days.
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This is pointless.
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Hey, that's a great idea.
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We can find
a different record to set.
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Let's see,
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"World's Land Speed Record"
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Nah, can't drive.
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"World's Tallest Man"
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Nah.
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Um, ah, here we go.
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"World's Largest Pancake"
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Let's find something else to do.
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And don't tell my mom about this.
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Cool.
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There was a Frank Sinatra
biography on last night.
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Did you know that he spent
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more money on hats
than my house cost?
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You gotta hand it
to the kids at our school.
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They sure can jump
on the bandwagon.
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It's a good thing Gordo's CD
wasn't banjo music.
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Everybody would be
dressed like hillbillies.
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[BANJO MUSIC PLAYING]
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This is so great, Gordo.
Everybody loves your music.
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Kate alert. Kate alert.
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Lizzie, Miranda.
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Kate.
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People are talking about you two.
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Yeah, well, it's all lies.
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They're saying that you guys
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started all this cool lounge stuff,
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that you were the first ones.
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Yeah, that was us.
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Actually, Gordo started it,
but we ran with it.
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Well, whoever started it,
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you three were ahead of the curve.
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And you know
the most about it, which means
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I need your help.
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Well, well, well, well, well,
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little Ms. Popular needs our help.
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Looks like the shoe's
on the other foot,
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but she's gonna have to beg.
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She's gonna have
to get down on her knees.
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She's gonna have to grovel.
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Sure, Kate. What'd you need?
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Doh!
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I'm on the dance committee,
and we thought it would be fun
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to make this month's
dance a Rat Pack theme.
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You guys can help us
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plan it.
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I think we could because...
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We can probably manage to...
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Because I don't think
we have any other...
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I got some free time.
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Yeah, we can do it.
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Great. It should be a ding-dong time.
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The phrase is "Ring-A-Ding-Ding".
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Whatever. It'll be fun.
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Oh, Gordo, we can use those
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great Las Vegas
posters that you got.
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Ooh, this is gonna be awesome.
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No thanks. If you ask me,
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the idea for a Rat Pack dance
couldn't be any stupider.
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See you around, pally.
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Hey, Gordo.
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Your mom sent up some cupcakes.
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No thanks. One of her
patients baked those.
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She lives in a one-bedroom
apartment with 28 cats.
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Ugh.
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Just what I need, a hairball.
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[GAGS]
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Anyway, I hope you understand
this geography homework
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'cause I don't see
what job I could ever have
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that would possibly require me
to know anything about Bolivia.
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Ambassador to Bolivia?
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Oh.
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Whoa. Aren't those those planes
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that your aunt
gave you for your birthday?
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I thought you thought they were goofy.
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That's what I thought.
They're actually kind of cool.
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The Allies used this plane
in World War II
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to deliver powdered eggs
and rubber to American Samoa.
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Wow, that's so cool.
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[GRUNTS]
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Anyway, everyone's really excited
about this whole Rat Pack dance.
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Ugh.
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Oh, come on.
I know you don't like dancing,
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but it could still be fun.
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It's not the dancing. I'm just not
into that Rat Pack thing anymore.
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Not into it?
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That's nuts.
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Oh, come on, you love it.
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Not anymore.
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Now I love radio-controlled
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164th scale World War II planes.
Vroom.
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How could you just give that up?
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Fine, I'll tell you why.
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It's because you and Miranda
got Ethan Craft into it,
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and then he got
everybody else into it.
259
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,760
When Kate Sanders
likes something,
260
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it's officially a mindless fad,
261
00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:14,600
and I don't want any part of it.
262
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,130
[SCOFFS] Gordo, I think
Kate might really like it.
263
00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:18,660
She thinks it's ding-dong.
264
00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,230
The phrase is "Ring-A-Ding-Ding".
265
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,360
It was a code for living life
on your own terms.
266
00:11:22,730 --> 00:11:25,260
A ding-dong is a chocolate
covered devil's food cake treat
267
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intended for mass consumption.
268
00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:28,300
I'm not into mass consumption.
269
00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:31,030
Let's do homework.
270
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,400
Great. I ruined Gordo's hobby,
271
00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:36,700
and I ate a cat hair cupcake.
272
00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:37,760
[COUGHS]
273
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,760
You gained a pound.
274
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,000
You only have 674 to go.
275
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Faster.
276
00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,960
I mean, who's to say what's
the proper etiquette for a...
277
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[CRASHES]
278
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[MATT SCREAMS]
279
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Okay, the record
for running up and down stairs
280
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is 13 hours and 4 minute.
281
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,200
Ready. Go.
282
00:12:55,930 --> 00:12:58,660
Okay. Friday's dance
will officially be called
283
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Lounging Around.
284
00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,330
I thought it would be really lounge
285
00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:04,300
to have those little plastic
286
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,400
champagne and martini
glasses for punch.
287
00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:08,500
Savannah, you'll be in charge of that.
288
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,260
Lizzie, since you're the expert,
289
00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:14,160
we are going to need
a list of songs the DJ should play.
290
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:15,700
No problem.
291
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,500
Any idea what those songs are?
292
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:22,060
Oh, and we are going
to have a costume contest.
293
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,200
Miranda, we'll need
a list of the kind of outfits
294
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,560
the judges should be looking for.
295
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:27,960
You got it.
296
00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:30,230
You know what those are?
297
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:35,660
And we are going to need
all of this by tomorrow.
298
00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:44,030
We have to get Gordo to give us
the scoop on this stuff.
299
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,000
We can ask him, but I don't think
300
00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,660
he's gonna be
too crazy about helping us.
301
00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:49,900
He has to.
This is the dance committee.
302
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,930
They can do things to us.
303
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,800
Remember, Gordo's not that wild
304
00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:58,060
about this whole Rat Pack dance,
305
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,160
so let me get around to it
kind of slow, okay?
306
00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:04,200
This is like,
the dorkiest hobby ever.
307
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,000
Hey, Gordo.
How's the plane stuff coming along?
308
00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:08,230
It looks really cool.
309
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,830
Can't get the engine started.
310
00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:12,660
Oh, well, uh, you will.
311
00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:14,630
So how fast do these things fly?
312
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,900
If anyone ever gets one
off the ground, I'll tell you.
313
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,560
[SCOFFS] We need a list
of twenty Frank Sinatra tunes,
314
00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:22,430
pictures of clothes
people wore back then
315
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,460
-and the Rat Pack's favorite food.
-Huh?
316
00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:26,800
What can I say? I cut to the chase.
317
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:30,100
The Sinatra songs were
all called Leave me Alone,
318
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,060
people used to wear
I-couldn't-care-less
319
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and their favorite food
was goodbye.
320
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,030
Gordo, come on.
321
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,200
Come on what? You guys are
the big Rat Pack fans here.
322
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,500
You should know all this stuff.
323
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,330
You're the Rat Pack fan
and you know it.
324
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,760
Not anymore, not since
you guys made it a big fad.
325
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,730
Now I'm stuck
with this lame old hobby.
326
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:50,800
You're not stuck with it,
327
00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,600
and you don't have to do it
if you don't want to.
328
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:53,660
But it's not our fault that
329
00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,260
the other kids like the music and stuff.
330
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,930
It's your fault for spreading it around.
331
00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:00,060
Oh, Ethan, you can get
Rat Pack clothes at Anteater.
332
00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:02,600
We can't help it if you
refuse to like something
333
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,460
just because other people like it.
334
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:05,860
It's called being your own person.
335
00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:07,760
It's called being an idiot, okay?
336
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:10,360
It's ridiculous to do some
airplane thing that you hate
337
00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,560
instead of doing some
Rat Pack thing that you love.
338
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,500
Besides, why isn't anyone else
allowed to like Frank Sinatra?
339
00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:18,230
Because they don't
even really like him.
340
00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:20,900
They're just mindless trendoids
following the herd.
341
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,060
I make up my own mind.
342
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,300
I'm not a superficial
popularity junkie.
343
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:26,600
And what, we are?
344
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,800
I don't know.
345
00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:35,530
I'm not the one helping
Kate Sanders with her dance.
346
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:37,260
No, you're not,
347
00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:38,860
but I'm not the one sitting here
348
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:41,160
hanging out with a bunch
of propeller-headed weirdos
349
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:44,060
trying to get some powdered egg
and rubber plane off the ground.
350
00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:45,130
And you don't even like it.
351
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:48,960
Gordo.
352
00:15:49,430 --> 00:15:53,300
Gordo. Fine, enjoy being a lone wolf.
353
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,200
I think I gave him
something to think about.
354
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,060
Come on, Lizzie,
we have a dance to plan.
355
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:17,600
I don't think they're getting
in the book with this one.
356
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:23,100
Six, seven, eight.
357
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,800
Eight feet. Let me see
what the record is.
358
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,360
Thirty miles? That's insane!
359
00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:30,830
We're never gonna set a record.
360
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,300
Saw that one coming.
361
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,360
This is so stupid.
362
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:45,260
No matter what we do,
it doesn't work.
363
00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:49,230
I know we're both big losers.
364
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,960
This is our 38th try,
and we've got nothing.
365
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,730
Did you just say that
you've made 38 record attempts?
366
00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:00,260
-Yeah.
-Oh, it's just as I thought.
367
00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,230
There is not record
368
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,530
for the most
consecutive failed attempts.
369
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,200
-What?
-Hey,
370
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,460
you guys finally
set a whole new record.
371
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:09,860
Isn't that great, Lanny?
372
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,960
I'm telling you.
[HUMS THE TWILIGHT ZONE THEME]
373
00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:19,160
We really set a record?
374
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,200
Lanny, we set a record!
375
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000
I am so proud of you boys.
Aren't you, Sam?
376
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:27,160
You bet.
377
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,100
You kids are American heroes.
378
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,830
And American heroes
get to go for ice cream.
379
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,400
All right! I want triple fudge.
380
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,060
And what flavor do you want, Lanny?
381
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:42,700
Uh, Lanny likes pumpkin,
only pumpkin.
382
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,100
Then pumpkin it is.
383
00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:47,630
Of course.
384
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,730
Okay.
385
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,000
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
386
00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:15,500
Yo, Lizzie, Miranda,
awesome dance. Coolsville.
387
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,530
Right back at you, sunshine.
388
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,700
You betcha, pally. The living end.
389
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,400
Let's, like, dance, Ethan.
390
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,530
I can't believe it.
391
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,830
I mean, Ethan Craft is noticing us
392
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,060
and everyone knows
we made this dance happen.
393
00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:32,800
Still, I'm not having fun.
394
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,500
Me neither, and I can't figure out why.
395
00:18:35,930 --> 00:18:37,900
It's that stinking Gordo, that's why.
396
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,400
He's a dirty fink,
and he's bringing us down
397
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:42,360
just because he thinks
we stole his hobby.
398
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,560
I say we let the crybaby cry.
399
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,930
Get that out of my face, you punk.
400
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,430
You know, it's not our fault
Gordo isn't here.
401
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:53,960
Yeah. You know what,
if he wants to spend
402
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:56,800
his valuable time flying airplane,
it's his problem.
403
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:59,600
Yeah, so, I say let's
forget about him and have fun.
404
00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:01,260
-Okay.
-Yeah.
405
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:14,330
Okay, listen, I know this is stupid
and it doesn't make any sense,
406
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,960
but I just feel like if Gordo
can't enjoy this, I can't either.
407
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,400
Yeah, me too.
And it really ticks me off.
408
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:22,000
-You wanna get out of here?
-Yeah.
409
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,630
Let's start the action.
410
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,130
Hey, nice to see you, pally.
411
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,300
Whoo!
412
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,000
Cool, cool threads, sugar lips.
413
00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:42,260
Hey you, Smoky.
How's your Bell and Howell?
414
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:45,160
Doll face, you make me
feel like spring has sprung.
415
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,500
Hey, Charlie bones hitting
the gasoline pretty good there, ain't you?
416
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,460
Hey, Gordo. You're here.
417
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,330
Yeah, well,
I accidentally flew my plane
418
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,400
into the street and it
got run over by an SUV.
419
00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,730
But I thought you
said we were just
420
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,730
mindless trendoids
following the herd.
421
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,260
[SCOFFS] I never said that.
422
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:05,460
Yes, you did. You said
it was just a stupid fad.
423
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,860
Wasn't me. Must've been someone else.
424
00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:10,230
-We were there.
-No, you're mistaken.
425
00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:13,430
You know, guys, I'm lucky
enough to have friends
426
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,830
who point out to me that
I shouldn't give something up
427
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:16,960
just to be different.
428
00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,900
Well, we're lucky enough
to have a hardcore nonconformist
429
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,530
who totally doesn't care what
anybody thinks about what he likes.
430
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:26,700
Good, that's settled.
431
00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:28,930
Is it okay to have fun now?
432
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,760
Fun's what it's all about, baby.
433
00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:34,800
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
434
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,630
Mark.
435
00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:09,900
Hey, Matt. Hiya, Lanny.
436
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,200
I guess we should start
that over again.
437
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:12,460
[ALL LAUGHING]
438
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,860
Uh, Frank Sinatra.
Isn't this, like, a million dollars...
439
00:21:18,730 --> 00:21:21,160
No thanks. Ow. What a...
440
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,500
Sorry.
441
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,630
She lives in a one-bedroom
apartment with 28 cats.
442
00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:28,100
Son of a...
443
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,230
Oh!
444
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,460
Great. I ruined Gordo's hobby.
445
00:21:35,230 --> 00:21:37,330
Hey, Gordo. Your mom
brought by some cupcakes.
446
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,500
MAN: Let's go back a line.
447
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,500
WOMAN: "Your mom sent up
some cupcakes"
448
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,830
-Oh!
-CREW: Action.
449
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,200
Hey, Gordo. Your mom
sent up some cupcakes.
450
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,100
CREW: Back to one. Action.
451
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,300
Hey, Gordo. Your mom
sent up some cupcakes.
452
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,800
-No thanks.
-CREW: Back to one.
453
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,530
Hey, Gordo. Your mom
sent up some cukcakes.
454
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:53,760
-Oh!
-CREW: Again.
455
00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:00,930
-CREW 1: Action.
-CREW 2: Cut.
456
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:01,960
CREW 3: There we go.
457
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,930
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]