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MRS. WORTMAN:
<i>So, if train A and train B</i>

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are traveling at different speeds,

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heading for the same destination,

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and train A is traveling
at 90 miles per hour...

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Unless I'm on a train,

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and it's taking me
to a private rock concert

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with me and my friends,

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-I'm just not that interested.
-[TRAIN HORN TOOTS]

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MRS. WORTMAN: And train B
is traveling at 60 miles per hour,

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at what time will train A
and train B be in Cleveland?

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Now, if train A gets to the station
at four o'clock,

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and train B is 170 miles away...

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Oh, gross! Ugh!

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I know you are, Frizzy McGuire.

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-Miss Lieberman, is there a problem?
-No.

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-Lizzie McGuire, a problem?
-No.

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Good.

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So, if train B has travelled 122 miles
at 60 miles per hour,

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what time will it be when train B
gets to the station?

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[GASPS] Oh, gross!

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I'm sorry, Frizzy. [CHUCKLES]
I thought you were my desk.

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As if word problems
aren't enough trouble,

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I'm forced to learn about them
while my life is in constant danger!

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[COUGHS] Boring! [CLEARS THROAT]

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That's it.
Clear your desks except for a pencil.

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-[GASPS]
-Write your name

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on the upper right-hand corner
of your papers

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and show all of your work.

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Great, a pop quiz.

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Great! A pop quiz!

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I love the smell of pop quizzes
in the morning!

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What planet are you from again?

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Gor-dork?

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-Stop it!
-Let me see your paper!

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No! Cheater!

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Why, you afraid Mrs. Wortman will see?

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I am so not afraid.

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Prove it. Let me see.

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What part of "no"
don't you understand?

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Coward!

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Ladies.

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I don't tolerate cheating.

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You can finish up
your conversation in detention.

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[ECHOING] Detention.
Detention. Detention.

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Detention. Detention. Detention.

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Detention. [LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

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Detention? Detention? [STAMMERS]
But I've never had detention!

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I am a good girl.
Good girls don't get detention!

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Well, Frizzy McGuire,
welcome to my world.

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See you in detention!

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If I'm train A and Angel's train B,

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we're about to have a major collision.

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[RAILWAY CROSSING BELL RINGING]

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Ugh.

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

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[STAMMERS] Isn't this the part

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where you're supposed
to offer me comfort?

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Guidance? I mean, anything?

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I am about to get killed!

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[DISTANT SHRIEKING]

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-Um...
-Don't look anybody in the eye!

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It's just detention, right?

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I mean, everyone in there
can't be a criminal.

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I got detention.

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I'm sure there'll be at least
one other normal person in there.

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That depends on how you define normal.

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We all thought Eli Saxon was normal.

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Until he ate his shoes.

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Just try and blend in. Act tough.

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Tough? Gordo,
this is me you're talking to.

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We'll remember you fondly.

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[SIGHS]

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[WOMAN SHRIEKING]

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Um, hi, I'm Lizzie McGuire.

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I'm, um, here for de... detention.

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Ah, fresh face.

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Welcome Miss McGuire.
A hearty welcome.

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Please take a seat,
I don't care which one.

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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

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I really don't.

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Okay, people. [SIGHS]

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I'm excusing myself
for no more than five minutes.

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That should give me enough time
to make copies of my play,

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which is a work of a genius,

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[CHUCKLES] that I don't expect

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you little monkeys to understand.

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[GRUNTING]

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[MONKEY-LIKE SHRIEKING]

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I was supposed to be the first one
in line to buy the new Eminem CD

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and then you had to go
and open your big mouth

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just because I wanted
to cheat off your paper.

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[STAMMERS] If I agree
with everything she says,

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maybe she won't hurt me.

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Maybe you're right.
It was just a stupid pop quiz.

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Next time, I'll just let you cheat.

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Next test we have,
my answers are your answers.

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Still alive! Seems to be working!

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You're really gonna let me cheat?

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Sure, I guess. [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

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Frizzy McGuire, I misjudged you.

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I may even let you join
my band one day.

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-A band? Bands rock!
-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

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You have a band?

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Not yet. But one day,

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I'm gonna make some music,
travel the world, go my own way.

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Sounds really cool!

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Yep. Just me, my music and my fans.

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And that's the only way
to get to L-squared.

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L-squared?

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Two Ls.

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Live Large?

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You know, go where the wind blows me.

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Angel's not scary.
She's misunderstood.

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So, why'd you sit down next to me?

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Look around.

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Like I'm really gonna spend
my valuable detention time

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talking to these bunch of double Es?

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[SCOFFS] Uh-uh.

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"Double Es?"

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[SIGHS] How many Es are there in geek?

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-Two.
-And in dweeb?

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Two! Oh! Double E!

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Geeks and dweebs. I got it. [LAUGHS]

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That's pretty good.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Why didn't I think of that?

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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You're late.

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[SCOFFS] I know. Sorry, Mom.

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Sorry? Sorry, you say?

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What could you
have possibly been doing

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that you couldn't take
one minute to call me?

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I should tell her
the whole ugly truth,

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how I was unjustly thrown
in detention,

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locked up with the bad kids.

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She'll take my side.
I'm her first born.

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Well?

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School project.

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School project?

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[STAMMERS] It ran late. Sorry.

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-First, detention. Now I'm lying?
-[LIE DETECTOR BEEPING RAPIDLY]

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What's happening to me?

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Oh, it ran late!

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Well, honey,
why didn't you just say so?

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Oh, I know!
Because you prefer to torture me!

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I mean, here I am, worried sick!

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Imagining all sorts
of...terrible things!

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Lizzie, you know the rules.

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When you are late,
you are supposed to call me.

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I get the point, Mom.

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-I said I was sorry.
-[SIGHS]

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Don't stop the love.

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-Freeze, mister!
-[TIRES SCREECH]

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What? I didn't do it!

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Uh, reflex. So what's for dinner?

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"What's for dinner?"

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I'll tell you what's for dinner.
Where have you been?

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Is that the other white meat?

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Matt, you are supposed to be home
when the streetlights come on,

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and the streetlights have been on

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-for exactly seven minutes.
-[BELL DINGING]

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Did you two plan this or something?

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Hey, don't lump me in
with that Double E!

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But I left early, Mom.

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The game wasn't even finished yet.

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None of the other guys had to leave!

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Well, I don't care
about the other guys.

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I care about you.

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But they all get to do stuff I don't,

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like go to scooter parks
and bungee jump!

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Bungee jump?

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They eat all their Halloween candy
on Halloween!

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Well, that's their mother's problem,
not mine.

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And none of them have a bed time!

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None of those boys have a bed time?

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Nope.

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Fine. From now on, neither do you.

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What?

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We'll make a deal.

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You come home when you're supposed to
and from now on, no bed time.

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Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.

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-You feeling okay?
-Yeah!

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Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Whoo! Touchdown!

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So, uh, how was detention?

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Or do you need some time
for the wound to heal

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before you can talk about it?

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You guys won't believe it! But...

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They let you out for good behavior?

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They had you move to a separate room
for your own protection?

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No! Listen.

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I mean, it wasn't bad at all.
In fact, it was kinda fun!

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Uh, this is a bad connection, Gordo.

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I... I think she just said
that detention was fun.

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This is Lizzie, right?
Lizzie-Good-Girl-McGuire?

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Hey, I'm not such a good girl
all the time!

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Am I?

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Sorry, Lizzie. But you're kind of
the good girl prototype.

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LIZZIE:
<i>Do you know what this makes me?</i>

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Boring, boring,
boring, boring, boring!

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Now, Angel, she isn't boring at all!

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We got to talking...

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Angel as in Angel Lieberman?

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Well, this is definitely
a bad connection.

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I thought I just heard you say

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that you and Angel
had an actual conversation.

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One, where she didn't have
you pinned to the ground,

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dangling spit over your face.

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She just plays by her own rules.
It's so exciting.

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<i>I don't have a bedtime.</i>
<i>I don't have a bedtime</i>

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Hang up, beastie boy!

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[GROANS]

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<i>Still don't have a bedtime!</i>

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Ugh! Matt, I'm gonna crush you.

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You guys, I'll see you tomorrow.
I have a conflict I need to settle.

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-Okay, bye.
-[LIZZIE GROANS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

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[SIGHS]

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[MATT GROANING]

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Where's Lizzie?

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She never misses lunch!
It's her favorite class!

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[DISTANT LAUGHING]

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The way you sneezed
in front of Pettus?

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That was classic.

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LIZZIE: Well, the note I forged said

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I had a doctor's appointment,
remember?

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-I had to make it look realistic.
-[LAUGHS]

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You forged a note?

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-Get over it, Gor-dork!
-[CHUCKLES]

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-Friz made it worth your while.
-[GASPS]

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Ah! Hey, what are you doing?

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The cheese is going to get all gross.

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I'm hiding the evidence!

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You obviously lost your mind
and went off campus!

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Ooh! Can't get anything past you,
can you, Sanchez?

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[CHUCKLES]

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Don't you have a car to steal,
or something?

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Okay, come on, you guys. Come on.

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Miranda, it's no BD.

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BD? Big Deal?

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-[SCOFFS]
-[ANGEL LAUGHS]

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I'll catch you on the flipside, Friz.

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Need to meet my tutor
and go over my cheat sheet.

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And don't forget about Friday night!

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Coolie!

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You really just ruined

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a perfectly good piece
of pizza there, Miranda.

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What?

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You must be suffering

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from post-traumatic
detention syndrome.

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Why else would you be hanging out
with Angel Lieberman?

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She's bad news, Lizzie.

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00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:17,000
Okay, so maybe Angel
is a little dangerous.

254
00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:19,230
But a little danger never hurt a girl.

255
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,430
Ow!

256
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,760
You guys just don't know Angel
the way I do.

257
00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,830
Yeah, and let's keep it that way.

258
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,230
Okay, so maybe she's
a little rough around the edges.

259
00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,830
But she knows
about some really cool stuff.

260
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,230
-Like parole?
-[MIRANDA CHUCKLES]

261
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,800
She has an answer for everything.

262
00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:33,800
Yeah, but she usually takes the fifth.

263
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,460
Oh, and she's starting a band.

264
00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:38,460
Nothing puts the double O in "cool"
like starting a band.

265
00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,460
Oh, you guys should come
to the party this weekend.

266
00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:41,960
Oh, please, can we?

267
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:43,760
It's a high school party.

268
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:46,260
I am going to a high school party.
Can you believe it?

269
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,760
So long, good girl. Hello, Friz.

270
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,160
So are you guys in or what?

271
00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:59,630
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

272
00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:19,230
Look at that poor kid.

273
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,460
He's not even going
to make it to lunch.

274
00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:22,200
Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

275
00:12:23,130 --> 00:12:26,460
Hey, Matt, how you doing, sweetie?
How was your night last night?

276
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,500
MATT: [WEARILY] Awesome night.

277
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,730
You know, I used to do some
of my best thinking late at night.

278
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,760
I guess I thought about a few things.

279
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,000
So how late do you think
you stayed up?

280
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:38,430
Late.

281
00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:40,960
-Real late.
-[BOTH CHUCKLE]

282
00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:42,760
-Wow. That's impressive.
-Yeah.

283
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,800
I'm not even tired.

284
00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:47,230
You seem tired.

285
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,500
No, I'm just taking most...

286
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,900
I mean, I'm just making toast.

287
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,160
I'll take that.

288
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,730
Lizzie, come on,
that's your brother's breakfast!

289
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:02,960
What in heaven's name is in your nose?

290
00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:05,560
Lizzie, what have you done
to yourself?

291
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:08,460
[SCOFFS] Take a chill pill, parents.
It's just a temp.

292
00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:10,530
[STAMMERS]
I don't know where to start.

293
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,660
Your nose jewelry or your attitude.

294
00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:14,830
Let's start with her attitude.

295
00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,500
Matt, eat your breakfast.

296
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,300
I'm sorry, Lizzie, but there is no way

297
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,630
we're letting you out of the house
looking like that.

298
00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,760
But she looks this gross every day.

299
00:13:22,830 --> 00:13:24,300
Not a word!

300
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:27,130
Chill, parents! It's just a fake!

301
00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,000
I just wanted to see how it looked.

302
00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:30,800
Relax.

303
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:35,060
Everybody can calm down, move on.
Nothing to see here.

304
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,300
Honestly, I, I don't know
what has gotten into you lately.

305
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,030
[SNORING]

306
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,460
And you think I'm the one
with the problems? [SCOFFS]

307
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,430
Sweet dreams. Thanks.

308
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,100
That's it! That is exactly
the tattoo I'm gonna get.

309
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,500
Before you start your band
in L-squared, right?

310
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,860
Hey, maybe that's what
I should call my band.

311
00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:58,230
L-squared. [CHUCKLES]

312
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,060
Hey, it could catch on. [CHUCKLES]

313
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,630
By the way, cool jewels.

314
00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,630
Thanks. My parents TFO'd
when they saw it.

315
00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:06,500
TFO. Totally freaked out.

316
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,830
-Hey, good one!
-[CHUCKLES]

317
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,260
So, speaking of old folks,

318
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,230
you know that party?

319
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,630
No parents will be there.

320
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,700
-How sweet is that?
-[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

321
00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:16,160
No parents?

322
00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:19,230
There's also going to be boys there.
Lots of them.

323
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:22,530
Cute high school boys. [CHUCKLES]
Can you say hottie high?

324
00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:25,060
High school boys? No parents?

325
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,230
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
It's getting kinda warm in here.

326
00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:30,230
That's not like a problem,
is it, Friz?

327
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,600
Oh, no. Not at all. [CHUCKLES]

328
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:32,860
-[BOTH CHUCKLE]
-Good.

329
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:35,330
Hey, Miranda.

330
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,360
Why aren't you in P.E.?

331
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,100
Well, I thought about it,

332
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,830
but then I was just like,
"What's the point?"

333
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:43,400
It's not like I plan on being
a P.E. teacher when I grow up.

334
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,830
[BOTH LAUGH]

335
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,430
Not only does Angel call her "Friz,"

336
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,460
which I totally don't get, by the way,

337
00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:53,660
but... but, she's ditching P.E.

338
00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:56,000
And you know that party
she invited us to?

339
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,730
No adult supervision!

340
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,600
I was hoping we wouldn't have
to go there,

341
00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:01,730
but, I think this is an emergency.

342
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,300
Go where? What are you talking about?

343
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:05,060
Scaring Lizzie straight!

344
00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:08,030
She's a good girl at heart.
We just need to remind her of that.

345
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,260
And how are we going to do that?

346
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,430
Okay, you guys.
Angel helped me work out a plan.

347
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,430
Since you guys aren't going
to the party Friday night,

348
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,300
I'll say I'm spending the night
at your house, Miranda.

349
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,400
If my parents call for any reason,

350
00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:22,160
you'll page me at the party
to give me a heads up.

351
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,130
Sam and Jo would freak
if they knew where I really was.

352
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,760
Later.

353
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,260
[SIGHS] Intervention, here we come.

354
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,600
Intervention?

355
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,960
The night is young.

356
00:15:52,930 --> 00:15:54,200
[SNORING]

357
00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:00,330
ANNOUNCER: <i>Now knowing the future </i>
<i>is just a phone call away.</i>

358
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:04,360
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<i>and talk to one of our psychic pals.</i>

359
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,630
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360
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,100
[TOLLING]

361
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,860
MATT: I'm going to be tall enough

362
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,300
to play in the NBA?

363
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:19,860
I'm going to be married
how many times?

364
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:26,230
I'm really going to be the ruler
of the free world?

365
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,200
Oh, yeah! Who's your ruler?

366
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,760
Thanks.

367
00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:32,830
That was school.

368
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:36,000
Seems they're concerned
about Matt's home life.

369
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,000
Seems Matt snuck
into the kindergarten room

370
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:40,100
-[SNORING]
-...yesterday during nap time

371
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,530
and slept through
his next three classes.

372
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,030
Well, at least
he's sleeping somewhere.

373
00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:45,560
Yeah.

374
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,630
[CONTINUES SNORING]

375
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,700
Morning, honey!

376
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,030
[SCREAMS] No more gravy!

377
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:55,730
Oh. It was just a dream.

378
00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:59,130
So, you still gonna ride
your scooter to school today?

379
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,160
[YAWNS] Okay. Mm.

380
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,230
Don't forget your helmet.

381
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,660
Here you go. Have fun.

382
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,400
Fun.

383
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:24,630
[DOOR SHUTS]

384
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,300
How far do you think he's going
to get before he realizes?

385
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:29,260
[MATT SCREAMS]

386
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,330
Not very.

387
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,860
Are you sure Lizzie's going to show?

388
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,760
I told her I had the answers
to the algebra test.

389
00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:37,860
She'll show.

390
00:17:37,930 --> 00:17:39,300
Come on, before she sees you.

391
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,330
You got the goods?

392
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,400
In here.

393
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,000
[SIGHS] Well? Miranda?

394
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,230
Hey, what's going on?

395
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,130
It's called an intervention.

396
00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:55,100
We want you back.

397
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,660
[SCOFFS] I haven't gone anywhere.

398
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:57,960
That's what you think.

399
00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:00,930
GORDO: [NARRATING ON VIDEO] <i>This week </i>
<i>on "Before they were bad girls:</i>

400
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,400
<i>"The Lizzie McGuire story."</i>

401
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,930
<i>Lizzie McGuire started out life </i>
<i>as a good girl.</i>

402
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,530
<i>She had it all, friends, family, </i>
<i>and three-way calling.</i>

403
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,230
<i>Lizzie was such a good baby. </i>
<i>The way she napped.</i>

404
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:17,200
<i>And not once, not once, </i>
<i>did she ever eat dirt.</i>

405
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,730
<i>Yeah, she always ate her vegetables,</i>

406
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,600
<i>finished her milk, laughed a lot.</i>

407
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,130
<i>So good-natured. </i>

408
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,400
<i>She was a good kid.</i>

409
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:27,460
[SCOFFS] You guys, this is ridiculous.

410
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:30,160
It's for your own good, Lizzie.

411
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,000
GORDO: <i>Fast forward to middle school,</i>

412
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,830
<i>where Lizzie went from good baby </i>
<i>to good girl.</i>

413
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,560
<i>We were best friends,</i>
<i>ate lunch together every day, </i>

414
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:39,100
<i>had slumber parties.</i>

415
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:41,360
<i>I still have </i>
<i>the first friendship bracelet </i>

416
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,360
<i>she gave me </i>
<i>on the first day of middle school.</i>

417
00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:45,760
GORDO:
<i>But good days came crashing down</i>

418
00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:48,160
<i>when she met a devil named Angel.</i>

419
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:52,100
<i>Everything was fine </i>
<i>until Lizzie got detention.</i>

420
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,200
<i>Lizzie McGuire. Lizzie... </i>
<i>What exactly was she in for?</i>

421
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,000
GORDON:
<i>She was in for cheating at math.</i>

422
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,460
<i>But soon, she'll be cheating at life.</i>

423
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,260
<i>She used to live up there.</i>
<i>Now she lives out there. </i>

424
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:07,530
<i>On the street. The horror!</i>

425
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,030
GORDON:
<i>Lizzie planned on going to a party </i>

426
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,400
<i>she was too young for,</i>

427
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,960
<i>put earrings in places </i>
<i>they're not meant to be.</i>

428
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,560
<i>Forgery, ditching, </i>
<i>and lying became a way of life.</i>

429
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,600
<i>Lizzie got too fast </i>
<i>for even the fast crowd.</i>

430
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,330
MIRANDA:
<i>If we don't stop her now,</i>

431
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,730
<i>she could end up in jail. </i>

432
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800
<i>Or worse.</i>

433
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,160
<i>Which is why we made this film...</i>

434
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,960
BOTH: <i>For you, Lizzie McGuire.</i>

435
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,030
So, what do you think?

436
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:39,000
I can't believe you guys took
so much time to make such a bad movie.

437
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,630
I thought you said this would work!

438
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,060
I do have to say,

439
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,260
I think it's pretty cool that you
guys care so much about me.

440
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,360
And, you did go
through all that trouble.

441
00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:48,430
But I have to ask.

442
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,160
Does my hair always looks that bad?

443
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,860
You mean to tell me
that you're actually okay

444
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,730
with the ditching
and all that other stuff?

445
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,660
Actually, no.

446
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,900
I mean, being a bad girl all the time
is hard work.

447
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,030
Guess I really am just
a good girl at heart.

448
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,960
Note to self,
next time I walk on the wild side,

449
00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:09,400
wear comfy shoes.

450
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,260
[WINCES, SIGHS] Oh!

451
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,460
So next Friday, usual?

452
00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:16,660
Mm. Popcorn and a rental at my house?

453
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,660
Sounds GTM. Ooh!

454
00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:21,060
[INHALES THROUGH TEETH]
Never mind. Sounds good to me.

455
00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:22,660
[CHUCKLING]

456
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:27,660
ANGEL: Hey, Friz.

457
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,200
Did you get the answers
for the test from Gor-dork?

458
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,960
Okay, A, my name is Lizzie, not Friz.

459
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:36,230
B, Gordo's no dork.

460
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,400
He's one of my best friends.

461
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,630
And C, I don't cheat.

462
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,100
Fine. But if you think you're gonna be
in my band now,

463
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,500
[SCOFFS] you're so not.

464
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:48,360
And you, Lizzie McGuire,
are never going to L-squared.

465
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,230
Aw. I think I'll live.

466
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,400
[SCOFFS]

467
00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:56,230
[SIGHS]

468
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,560
Staying up late again tonight?

469
00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:00,930
No way. I'm exhausted.

470
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,230
I asked Mom and Dad
to give me back my bedtime.

471
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:07,500
Funny. In a way,
I just got my bedtime back, too.

472
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,030
You are really dumb.

473
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,000
No. But sometimes
it may seem that way.

474
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,760
-Nah. You really are.
-[GASPS]

475
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,660
Hey! I was there first!

476
00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:16,960
Too bad. I'm bigger.

477
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:18,060
Too bad. I'm faster!

478
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,760
-[SCREAMS]
-[GRUNTS]

479
00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:28,060
MALE CREW MEMBER 1:
Charlie, take three.

480
00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:29,930
-HILARY: Mark!
-Mark! [CHUCKLES]

481
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,460
MALE CREW MEMBER 3:
And... Cut. Hold on.

482
00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:35,030
MALE CREW MEMBER 4: What is it?
MALE CREW MEMBER 5: I got it.

483
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,460
HILARY: You guys, this is ridiculous.

484
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,000
-It's for your own... [LAUGHS]
-MALE CREW MEMBER 6: One more time.

485
00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:42,100
You still gonna ride
your scooter? [CHUCKLES]

486
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:45,460
I am going to a high school party.
I just messed that line up! [CHUCKLES]

487
00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:47,800
And they all... They eat...
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

488
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:49,600
[CHUCKLES]

489
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:52,730
I am a good girl.
Good girls don't get detention!

490
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,330
-[DOOR THUDS]
-Oops.

491
00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:01,630
Toast is evil! [CHUCKLES]

492
00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:04,830
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]