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CLAIRE: <i>Nice to meet you. </i>
<i>Nice to meet you.</i>

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-Hey! Hi, hi.
-Hi. Hi.

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Oh, nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you.

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Okay, something's going on.

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Claire is being nice to everybody
and Kate's not even stopping her.

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Tell me about it. She actually said
"Hi" to me this morning.

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[GASPS]

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Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

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She is talking to the dorkestra.

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She must have lost a dare.

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This just in.
Claire is running for President.

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Uh, no wonder.

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It's so unfair.

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Claire's gonna end up
our Class President

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-and it's only because she's popular.
-[SIGHS]

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The popular kids win everything.

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It's been that way since kindergarten.

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And the rest of us are just doomed.

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You guys, why is Larry Tudgeman
eating worms?

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Oh, Larry's running, too.

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-Said he'd eat one worm...
-[SLURPS]

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...for every person who votes for him.

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That's kind of desperate.
Not to mention, gross!

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And very unfair to those worms.

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Great choice. Claire, or Tudgeman.

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[SIGHS] Why doesn't
anyone normal run? Like us.

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One of us run? Are you feeling okay?

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It could work. We're not popular,

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but we don't need to be.
We're the normals.

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Look, there are more of us
than there are of them.

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If we could just get everyone to vote
for a normal candidate, we could win.

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You think?

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Yeah! Let's overthrow
the ruling powers!

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Which is why I nominate you,
Lizzie McGuire.

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-Me?
-He's right.

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You're, like, so totally normal.

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That's a good thing.

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Ugh. You guys are joking. I am not!

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[SCOFFS] Am I?

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You have what it takes.
You're one of the normals.

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You could be our Class President.

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You could be the voice of the people.

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Okay, I'll do it.

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I will run for Class President.

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I don't have good feeling about this.

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

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Our daughter, the voice of the people.

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You know, I was president
of the audiovisual club.

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I'm sure you were, Dad.

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Anyway, Gordo thinks we may actually
have a chance at winning the election.

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I knew you were destined
for greatness the day you were born.

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I'm... I'm gifted that way.

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Just like I knew that Richard guy
on <i>Survivor</i> was gonna win.

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Okay, a little out-there.
Gotta love her, though.

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I mean, look at the way she still
cuts the crust off my PB and J.

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Hey! One bowl's enough, mister!

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Nice of you to show your face, Matt.

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Well, it's not my fault Jasper
keeps hiding my shoes.

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-Who's Jasper?
-Yeah.

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And what's he want with your shoes?
Is he all out of stink?

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[TELEPHONE RINGING]

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Oh, it's probably Gordo.
I'll take it upstairs.

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That's the girl
I was telling you about.

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She claims to be a human,
but I beg to differ.

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-Who you talking to, kiddo?
-Yeah.

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Jasper. My new friend
I was telling you about.

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Your new friend, huh?

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Well, why don't you tell me
where your new friend is, Matt?

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Don't be a doof, Dad.

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Must be something in the water.

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My whole family's kind of...

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[MIMICS SIREN WAILING]

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Mom, Dad,
don't stare at him like that!

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It's not his fault his mom
gives him funny haircuts.

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We'll take these to go.

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Isn't our son a little bit old
to have an imaginary friend?

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I knew we got off too easy
when he potty-trained so early.

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I cannot believe I'm running
for Class President against Claire.

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Well, you may not have her talent,

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uh, and you may not have her charm...
Oh, she does have that great smile.

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Yeah, yeah, Gordo. I get the point.

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[CLICKS TONGUE] Look,
people wanna see a change

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and that's why you can win.

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And when he says, "See a change,"
he doesn't mean Claire's wardrobe.

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-She's the only girl at school...
-[CHUCKLES]

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...who re-accessorizes
between classes.

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

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Got it. See you guys at school.

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Bye.

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[CALL ENDING BEEP]

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This is so <i>West Wing.</i>

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-Oh, Miranda, your posters look great!
-[LARRY SLURPS]

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-They, do, don't they?
-[CHUCKLES]

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They're broad and non-specific.

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Claire's are all made
out of footballs and pom-poms.

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Original, but alienating.

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We're off to a good start.

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Maybe. But is Larry really serious
about those worms?

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-So far, he's consumed five!
-[GROANS]

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Tudgeman's all about shocking people.

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Think of him as Marilyn Manson
to your Britney Spears.

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-[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
-[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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Just remember. Be normal.

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CLAIRE: Lizzie McGuire,

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my little opponent.

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Hi, Claire. Kate.

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Loser!

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CLAIRE: I just wanted to let you know
how cute I think it is

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that you think you actually have
a chance against me.

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-Cute in a "Loser" kind of way.
-[CHUCKLES]

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Uh, Lizzie McGuire's the voice
of the people,

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and there are more of us
than there are of you.

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Which makes her's the voice
of the winner!

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That's what Lizzie always says.

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I do?

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You will. It's all in this speech
I've written for you.

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She's giving you the hand.

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Bottom line,
I'm popular and you're not. So I win.

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Don't you remember
our phone conversation this morning?

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You're powerful, you're normal. Go.

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Let me tell you something,
Miss Claire Witch Project...

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Ooh! Good one!

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I may not be cheerleader captain
and I may not be yearbook editor,

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and I may not sit
in the cool part of the cafeteria,

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but people wanna see change.

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And no, no, no.
I'm not talking about your wardrobe.

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-[GASPS]
-Yeah.

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So laugh all you want to now
'cause by the end of this thing,

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you'll be crying.

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Hey, who was that? Wait.
That was me. Not bad, I think.

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You're a quick study, Lizzie McGuire.

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-[SCOFFS]
-Excuse me, Lizzie?

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[STAMMERS] Veruca? Hi.

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I just saw you stand up to Claire,

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and I want to let you know that
you'll get the vote of the Mathletes.

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I will?

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I mean, that's great. Thanks.

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[CHUCKLES]

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-[CHUCKLES]
-That's nine votes.

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Nine votes? For <i>moi?</i>

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They like me.
They really, really like me.

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[ALL CHEERING]

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Frog dissection should be optional!

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We should be allowed
to exercise our free will

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and write a paper instead!

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-Yeah!
-[ALL CHEERING] Whoo!

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My plan is to find a better way

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and for that,
I'll need your involvement!

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Friends and fellow students,
I think it is my time to ask

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not what your student government
can do for you,

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ask what you can do
for your student government!

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STUDENTS: [CHANTING]
Be nice, don't slice!

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Be nice, don't slice!

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Be nice, don't slice!
Be nice, don't slice!

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Lizzie! Lizzie! Lizzie! Lizzie!

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Great speech.

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Thanks. I wrote it.

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People are watching your every move.

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So, when you're in the language labs,

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you speak Spanish, you speak French,
you speak Italian.

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Uh, when in Home Ec,
you cook, you sew, you mend.

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When in Gym, you, you rebound,

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you go the extra distance,
you run like the wind.

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Give me your lunch money,
you little twerp!

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What do I do?

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Um, uh, uh,
the "Cost of Lunch Speech."

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-Here. Go... go!
-Oh.

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[CLEARING THROAT] Uh, excuse me?

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"The price of lunch
is a bit high, isn't it?

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"Vote for me, Lizzie McGuire,

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"and I promise you,
I will do something about it."

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Uh, can you hold on a second, please?

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[RIPS]

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Now, you were sayin'?

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Walk with me. [CHUCKLES]

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Lizzie McGuire, voice of the people!

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McGuire's on fire!
Vote for Lizzie! Yeah!

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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

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Yeah!

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[ALL CHEERING]

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[SOFTLY] <i>Bonjour.</i>

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<i>Bonjour.</i>

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[SOFTLY] <i>Hola.</i>

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<i>Hola.</i>

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<i>Shalom.</i>

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Ah! I knew my plan to beat
the popular kids would work.

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[CLICKS TONGUE] Guess I really am
voice of the people.

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The election's not over yet.

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Tudgeman's not that far behind

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and I saw him digging for worms
before school. [SIGHS]

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I would never swallow worms for votes.

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You don't have to worry
about Larry Tudgeman. [SCOFFS]

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He went to the nurse's office
complaining of stomach cramps,

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and Claire hasn't even infiltrated
the Drama Groupies.

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But the Drama Club is like,
second-tier popular.

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They're going to vote for Claire.

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Not if I can get 'em to vote for me.

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Okay, Lizzie. We've gone over this.
You know what to do.

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You have to blend, but don't smile.

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Drama Groupies don't smile.

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I can do this, Gordo.

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Lizzie McGuire, you've become
everything I hoped for and more.

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A chameleon,
changing colors whenever necessary,

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at precisely the right moment.

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It scares me how good you are.

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Somehow, that doesn't sound better
than swallowing worms.

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I can't believe I'm going to hang out
with the Drama Club.

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-[INHALES THROUGH TEETH]
-But you're not!

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You said you'd have lunch
with the Foreign Exchange Club.

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They've even made you food
from their homelands.

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Hmm. Foreign Exchange Club
Mystery Meat?

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-[BLEATING]
-Or cool Drama Club?

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I think I'm going with the Drama Club.

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But you promised them!

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Just tell 'em
I've been campaigning so hard,

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and I need time to catch up
on my homework.

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But that would be a lie.

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You call it a lie. I call it politics.

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No, Miranda's right! It's a lie!

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BOTH: Gordo.

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[STAMMERING] Um, the Drama Club's
a very influential group, Miranda.

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If Lizzie's seen with them at lunch,

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there's no telling
how many more votes we'll get.

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Who she's seen with is very important.

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But you've known about this lunch
since yesterday!

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See? I told you. It's politics.

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Gordo.

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Later.

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-[SIGHS]
-[SCOFFS]

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[MIRANDA SIGHS]

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What has gotten into her?

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I don't know, but whatever it is,
it's making me all tingly inside.

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Wow!

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-Good!
-Wow!

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Nice one, son. [CHUCKLES]

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MATT: This is great.

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It's not even my birthday.

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-Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Dad!
-[THWACKS BALL]

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It's working!

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He hasn't even mentioned
his little invisible friend.

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Sweetie? Is something wrong?

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00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:32,060
It's just, on Jasper's planet,
baseball is evil.

244
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:39,600
Well, uh, it may be time for you
and Jasper to go your separate ways.

245
00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:41,960
Um, perhaps you've outgrown
each other.

246
00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,100
Yeah, you know, it happens

247
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,100
-to the best of friends sometimes.
-It does.

248
00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:49,030
You guys! Jasper can hear you,
you're hurting his feelings!

249
00:11:49,530 --> 00:11:51,260
[GASPS] Oh! Yeah, we...

250
00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:54,030
You know what Dad and I
are trying to say is that, um...

251
00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,360
Oh, hey, where's the ol' gang?

252
00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:58,700
We haven't seen them
around much lately.

253
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,360
That's 'cause they're all way
into their video games.

254
00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:05,560
Did you know Jasper's parents
were snowmen?

255
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,460
Snowmen? Wow! [CHUCKLES]

256
00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:10,360
So, if we were to get you
that video dream thing,

257
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,760
then maybe you
could start hanging out

258
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:12,860
-with some of your real...
-No!

259
00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:15,300
Um, real... old friends again.

260
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,300
Guess so.

261
00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,830
That'd be okay with you,
wouldn't it, Jasper?

262
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:22,260
Yeah, Jasper,
you wouldn't mind that, would you?

263
00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,830
Jasper flew away.

264
00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:25,560
Oh.

265
00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:34,130
Apple juice? From concentrate?

266
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,300
I was, kind of,
hoping for fresh-squeezed.

267
00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:38,900
[BUZZER SOUNDS]

268
00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:43,000
Okay. When is someone gonna stop me?

269
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,100
You don't squeeze apples.
You core, peel, and crush them.

270
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:49,830
[SIGHS] Fine. I'll drink it.

271
00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:52,160
No, no, you're right.

272
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:55,030
You've been working real hard,
campaigning like crazy...

273
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:57,360
Well, at least as hard
as Tudgeman over there.

274
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,230
-[LARRY SLURPS]
-Ew!

275
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,730
Well, what can I get you
instead of the apple juice?

276
00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:06,660
Coffee. Three creams.

277
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:08,600
-[BUZZER SOUNDS]
-Coffee?

278
00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:12,800
Coffee? Well, I like it.
It's sophisticated.

279
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,260
It's... it's edgy. I'll be right back.

280
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,060
Since when are you on the bean?

281
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,160
The Drama Club's drinking coffee,
so I'm drinking coffee.

282
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:23,560
But coffee stains your teeth,
stunts your growth and...

283
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,600
And gives you bad breath!

284
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,860
And why is Gordo
taking your drink order?

285
00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:33,130
Because Gordo understands.
I can't stand in line with everyone.

286
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,000
Are you, like,
Claire's twin or something?

287
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:36,330
Things are changing.

288
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,360
You really ought to try and keep up.

289
00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:41,460
Oh, I can. I'm just choosing not to.

290
00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:45,660
Way to go, Doctor Frankenstein.
You've just created a monster.

291
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,400
She'll come around.

292
00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:56,630
[SCOFFS] Gordo, I said three creams
and this tastes like two!

293
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:59,630
I'll, uh, get you another.

294
00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:04,030
[SOFTLY] Hi!

295
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,560
[MOUTHING] Call me.

296
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,800
Okay, ready to change back now.

297
00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:12,160
Ready! A little help here!

298
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:15,000
Oh, it's too late! I'm alive!

299
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,160
Hey, Miranda. Where were you today?
We missed you at the debate.

300
00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:20,230
Doubt that.

301
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,000
What? We, we did!

302
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,500
Well, I did.
Lizzie was a little preoccupied.

303
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,960
-[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
-GORDO: <i>Claire did a cheer and...</i>

304
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,100
Of course she did.

305
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,760
Then Claire did a kick and knocked
over Larry's bowl of worms.

306
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,760
-[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
-GORDO: <i>He nearly cried. </i>

307
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,930
<i>Said it was a conspiracy.</i>

308
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,530
With everyone so distracted
at Claire and Larry,

309
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,860
all Lizzie had to do was stand there.

310
00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:40,060
Out of the three of them,
she looked the most normal.

311
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,260
Everybody loved her.

312
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:43,760
Sounds like Miss Voice Of The People
was a big hit.

313
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,630
-Miranda.
-What?

314
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,360
Uh... [STAMMERS]
the election's tomorrow and...

315
00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:50,230
And Lizzie's blowing off everybody
to hang with the Drama Club.

316
00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:53,400
I hardly even see her anymore,
and I'm her best friend.

317
00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:58,160
She... she's become a monster.
And it's your fault.

318
00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,800
My fault?

319
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:02,400
Uh, Lizzie's not a monster,
she's a politician.

320
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,400
You're right. My bad.

321
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:06,530
If a politician is someone who...

322
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,600
Who lies to people
and bosses her friends around,

323
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:13,000
then you're right.
Lizzie's a real politician.

324
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,500
All right, I get your point.
I'll have a talk with Lizzie.

325
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,060
I'll tell her if she wants
to be the voice of the people,

326
00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:23,360
she's gotta hang with everybody,
not just the Drama Club.

327
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,460
Okay.

328
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:28,560
So all I'm saying is visit some
of the club rooms today

329
00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:30,460
and remind them
that you're Lizzie McGuire...

330
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,700
-[SIGHS]
-...Voice of The People.

331
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,230
Do your hair in the braid thingy
and trust me,

332
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,800
we'll win this election big time.

333
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,030
I don't think so, Gordo.

334
00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:38,530
Why not?

335
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,660
Didn't you say
I am the voice of the people?

336
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,330
-Yeah...
-And didn't you say

337
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,700
-I have to appeal to everyone?
-Uh-huh. But...

338
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,260
Well, aren't I a lot more appealing

339
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:48,330
if I hang with the Drama Club
over the dorkestra?

340
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,160
Well, no, uh...

341
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:52,430
That's what I thought. Buh-bye.

342
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:58,360
Actually, Lizzie,
you're not that appealing at all.

343
00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:00,460
Gordo. So how'd it go?

344
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:03,300
[SIGHS] You're right.
We've created a monster.

345
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,860
[LAUGHING]

346
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:10,060
...a week, and a day after that...

347
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,330
Honey, who're you talking to?

348
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,600
Jasper, he's on the moon!

349
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,930
Then we can go to the moon mall
maybe we could get...

350
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,500
-[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
-MATT: ...a moon burger...

351
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,560
Okay. On the phone
with his invisible friend.

352
00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:25,200
MATT: [OVER PHONE] <i>...moon fry.</i>

353
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,360
<i>This make-believe friend thing </i>
<i>is working, Doug. </i>

354
00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:34,060
<i>My folks are totally conned.</i>

355
00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:37,000
DOUG: <i>Sweet! </i>
<i>What are you gonna ask for next?</i>

356
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,400
[CALL ENDING BEEP]

357
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,800
Okay. [CHUCKLES]

358
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,330
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

359
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:25,130
Not only did I create a monster,
but I put her in office.

360
00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:28,000
Hello! Hello!

361
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:29,700
Okay.

362
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,330
It's been really, really, really cool
being your Class President,

363
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,960
and I'm really, really, really bummed
that my term is over,

364
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:39,100
But I'm really, really,
really psyched

365
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,960
to introduce to you
your new Class President!

366
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,860
[BREATHES DEEPLY]

367
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:52,200
"Larry Tudgeman?"

368
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,360
[GASPS]

369
00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:59,260
STUDENTS: [CHANTING]
Larry! Larry! Larry!

370
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,860
Think I'm gonna be
really, really, really sick.

371
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,730
Larry! Larry! Larry!

372
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,760
Larry! Larry! Larry! Whoo!
[ALL CHEERING]

373
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:06,830
Ew!

374
00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:08,500
Ew!

375
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:15,260
Okay, I just wanna say
that even though I had to eat worms

376
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,630
to get you guys to notice me,

377
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,030
as Class President,
I will not let you down!

378
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,700
[ALL CHEERING]

379
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,130
One more thing. Jar Jar Binks rules!

380
00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:28,430
[ALL CHEERING]

381
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,560
Okay, [SNIFFLES]
so I lost the election.

382
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:38,300
No big. I just hope
I didn't lose my friends.

383
00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:45,130
-Hey.
-Hey.

384
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,460
You guys are talking to me?

385
00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:48,960
-You don't deserve it, but...
-But someone has to.

386
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:50,530
I guess I had that one coming.

387
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,760
I haven't exactly treated
either one of you like friends lately,

388
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,200
and I don't blame you guys
for not voting for me.

389
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,200
-But, I did.
-Really?

390
00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,660
Me, too.

391
00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:01,530
But, I was a total monster.

392
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,000
I mean, I can't believe
you guys voted for me

393
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,630
after how terrible I was to everyone.

394
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,700
And you're my friend.
Plain and simple.

395
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,560
-[CHUCKLES]
-Ditto.

396
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:13,130
Thanks, you guys.
That really means a lot to me.

397
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,900
So what happened to your new buds
in Drama Club?

398
00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:18,500
I decided black isn't my color.

399
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,560
[CHUCKLES]

400
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:21,160
STUDENTS: Whoo!

401
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,260
Larry! Larry! Larry!

402
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,460
I guess, in a way, we kind of won.

403
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,900
I mean, Tudgeman may eat worms,
but at least he's not a cheerleader.

404
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,460
And that's what started
this whole thing, remember?

405
00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:36,730
I mean, we wanted
to stop the popular kids

406
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,900
from winning everything.

407
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,700
So you guys don't totally hate me?

408
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,360
No. Not totally.

409
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,530
[CHUCKLES]

410
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,660
Maybe if you got me a cup
of fresh-squeezed coffee...

411
00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:48,560
Ugh! Coffee is, like, totally gross.
What was I thinking?

412
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,460
About your image, remember?

413
00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:52,000
Well, if that ever happens again,

414
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,900
I want you guys to promise me
you'll stuff me in my locker

415
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,130
and won't let me out
until I come to my senses.

416
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,000
-Works for me.
-Will do.

417
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,060
Guys!

418
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:02,060
Uh, we'd never stuff in your locker.

419
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,660
-It's too small.
-[CHUCKLES]

420
00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:05,730
But maybe a clothes hamper would work.

421
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,230
GORDO: Or the janitor's closet.

422
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,760
Oh! Dumpster!

423
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:11,660
LIZZIE: [CHUCKLES] I missed you guys.

424
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:15,530
Phew! Glad that's over with.

425
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,930
In the immortal words
of Kermit The Frog,

426
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,930
"It was not easy being green."

427
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:24,860
JO: Aw! Why don't you go get
your friend Jasper to help you?

428
00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:27,400
-[ALL LAUGHING]
-Matt, I think you missed a spot.

429
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,460
Yeah, yeah, Matt. Between the ears.

430
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,900
Do you think this punishment
is too mean?

431
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,560
Mean? Nah.

432
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:37,930
Mean would be making him wash
the invisible elephant,

433
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,100
this is just a donkey.

434
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,230
[ALL LAUGHING]

435
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,630
Come on, you guys.

436
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,530
This type of punishment
is cruel and unusual.

437
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,200
[ALL LAUGHING]

438
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,360
No! Don't you dare!

439
00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:51,860
-Don't you do it!
-Matt, you put that down!

440
00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:54,730
You're being punished, remember?
Put it down. Matt! Matt!

441
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,760
[SHRIEKS] Don't!

442
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,130
-Matt! Matt!
-[LIZZIE SCREAMS]

443
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:03,360
Next time I get in trouble,
I hope your parents punish me.

444
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,400
[SCREAMS, LAUGHS]

445
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,330
-[MIRANDA LAUGHING]
-[SCREAMS]

446
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,130
[ALL CLAMORING]

447
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,100
BRIAN ROBERTS: Action!

448
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,260
And she did a kick and knocked
over Larry's bowl of rooms. "Rooms?"

449
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,330
-[ALL LAUGHING]
-BRIAN ROBERTS: Okay, cut.

450
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,560
Lizzie McGuire, voice... [SNEEZES]

451
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,200
Then she did a kick and knocked
over Larry's bowl of worm...

452
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:40,330
BRIAN ROBERTS: That's right!

453
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:42,130
[CREW LAUGHING]

454
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,100
Okay, a little out-there.

455
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,730
Gotta love her though.
I mean, look at...

456
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,460
-[ROARS]
-Oh, my gosh!

457
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,560
-BRIAN ROBERTS: Action!
-[SIGHS] And then Claire did a kick

458
00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:51,930
and knocked over Larry's...

459
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,300
Why are you smiling?

460
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,460
[CHUCKLES] Why are you laughing?

461
00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:57,930
-You have to...
-What?

462
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,660
-[LAUGHING]
-BRIAN ROBERTS: Cut!

463
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,760
I just...

464
00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:04,830
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]