1 00:00:01,860 --> 00:00:03,660 Hey, I aced it. 2 00:00:03,730 --> 00:00:05,100 Look out, Harvard. 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:07,700 [GULPS] 4 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,130 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 5 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,760 Surprise. Another B. 6 00:00:19,830 --> 00:00:23,360 It's not bad, it's just a B. 7 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:27,230 -[WATER SPLASHES] -Boring, bland, blah, 8 00:00:27,330 --> 00:00:28,530 blah again. 9 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,130 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 10 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:38,800 Ever notice that everyone seems to be great at something? 11 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:40,430 Hey, great necklace! 12 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,160 Thanks, I made it out of soda-can. 13 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:45,200 See what I mean? 14 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:47,630 All I can do with a soda can is recycle it. 15 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:50,500 No, don't-don't turn that way, I'm losing my shot. [SIGHS] 16 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,660 Gordo's in search of his next documentary 17 00:00:52,730 --> 00:00:54,260 -and I can barely take a polaroid. -[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 18 00:00:56,430 --> 00:00:59,160 -What's up? -Mm. English test grades are up. 19 00:00:59,230 --> 00:01:00,230 Another B? 20 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:03,460 What else? I am so sick of getting Bs. 21 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:05,200 I want an A at something. 22 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:06,600 GORDO: You could be an actress. 23 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:08,330 You look pretty good through the camera. 24 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,360 -You think? -GORDO: Sure. 25 00:01:10,430 --> 00:01:11,960 [LIZZIE GIGGLES] Cool. 26 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,900 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 27 00:01:16,530 --> 00:01:18,360 Or a stunt woman. 28 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:23,000 [THEME SONG PLAYING] 29 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,500 There is absolutely nothing happy about Mondays. 30 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:11,900 Beginning with the dreaded and most feared Coach Kelly. 31 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,560 Yeah. Queen of the gymnasium. 32 00:02:13,630 --> 00:02:15,230 Evil PE sorceress. 33 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:17,160 [EVIL CACKLING] 34 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:19,400 I wonder what her new sport is this time. 35 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:22,660 Whatever it is, I bet I'm just as bad at it as I was at archery. 36 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,800 [HISSING] 37 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,760 Coach Kelly shouldn't park her car so close to the field. 38 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:32,830 Rhythmic gymnastics. 39 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,660 A combination of gymnastics and ballet, 40 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,830 requiring supreme skill 41 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,430 and coordination. 42 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,800 In floppy shoes and a red clown nose. 43 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,660 [SCOFFS] You've got be kidding me. 44 00:02:47,730 --> 00:02:50,700 This is a pimple on the face of women's sports. 45 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,430 Yeah. You think she gets paid extra for humiliating us? 46 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:57,030 You can use the ball, the hoops, the clubs, or the ribbon 47 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,460 in any combination. 48 00:02:58,530 --> 00:03:00,730 But let's just start with the basics for today. 49 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,030 Girls' PE totally sucks! 50 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,760 Yeah. They don't make the boys do freaky stuff like this. 51 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:07,360 They get to do all the cool things. 52 00:03:07,430 --> 00:03:09,800 -Any volunteers? -No. [GASPS] 53 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:12,060 Inside voice, inside voice. 54 00:03:12,130 --> 00:03:15,760 Miranda? Did I just hear you volunteer to demonstrate? 55 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:17,700 -[MUMBLES] -Good. 56 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:20,500 Then why don't you show us how it's done? 57 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,960 [DRUM ROLL] 58 00:03:27,860 --> 00:03:28,860 [YELLS] 59 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:34,500 Oops. I'm gonna go get... Bye. 60 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,230 Kate, why don't you show us how it's really done. 61 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:41,230 Okay. Let's see if I can. 62 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:42,930 [DRUM ROLL] 63 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:48,530 -KATE: Ow! -[LAUGHS] 64 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:53,230 Looks like you'll be needing a little extra practice, Kate. 65 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,730 There must be some mistake. I am good at everything. 66 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,200 -Can't I just try again? -[LAUGHING] 67 00:03:58,260 --> 00:03:59,800 -Lizzie McGuire! -[GASPS] 68 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:01,100 Something amusing you? 69 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,430 [STUTTERS] No, no, not really. 70 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,930 Then amuse me with your ribbon skills. 71 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,860 Okay. 72 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:11,830 Um, Coach I... 73 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:14,000 [STUTTERING] I don't think I really know how to. 74 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:16,500 Flunk, you need some help? 75 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,560 No. 76 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,860 Well, that's just perfect. 77 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,460 I find the thing I'm great at 78 00:05:11,530 --> 00:05:13,760 and it's the stupidest thing in the world. 79 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:16,130 -What's next? River dancing? -[MUSIC PLAYS] 80 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:26,760 KATE: Hey, Coach, um, 81 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:30,460 I figured out why I dropped the clubs. [LAUGHS] 82 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,760 See, I still had moisturizer on my hand 83 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:35,160 to keep my skin soft and supple. 84 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,130 Can you believe it? [CHUCKLES] 85 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,830 Anyway, um, I was just hoping that 86 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:44,800 I could have a second chance if that would be at all possible. 87 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:46,400 Okay, Kate. 88 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:48,400 -KATE: Now? -COACH KELLY: Yeah. 89 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:50,130 [KATE CHUCKLES] 90 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:51,760 It'd be my pleasure. 91 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,830 I don't care if this is dorky. 92 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:59,560 It's just one more thing I'm better at than you are. 93 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:01,030 Watch and learn. 94 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:06,260 [DRUM ROLL] 95 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:14,030 [SNICKERING] 96 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,960 Okay, then, are we finished now? 97 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:18,800 But, there's something wrong with this stupid ribbon... 98 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:20,260 Thank you, Kate. 99 00:06:20,330 --> 00:06:21,860 May I have a moment alone with Lizzie? 100 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:26,160 [DOOR CLOSES] 101 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:29,900 Thank goodness, my best friend would never leave me alone with Coach Kelly. 102 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,130 Uh, maybe it's time for that "best friend" talk. 103 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,130 Lizzie, in all of my years of teaching, 104 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:42,330 I have never seen someone take to rhythmic gymnastics like you. 105 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,100 You're like a duck to water. 106 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,560 You're like a bird to the sky. 107 00:06:45,630 --> 00:06:47,000 You're like a... 108 00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:48,560 Lo-to-a-ser. 109 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,130 Well, I guess I was pretty good. 110 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,500 I'm good at burping. [BURPS] 111 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,530 But does that make it a sport? 112 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,400 Lizzie, I want you to represent our school 113 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:02,500 in the upcoming rhythmic gymnastics regional competition. 114 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,760 [FANFARE] 115 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:05,660 You're an incredibly talented athlete. 116 00:07:05,730 --> 00:07:07,500 -Really? -No. 117 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,600 But you are good at this. 118 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:11,560 That was almost a compliment. 119 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,300 Maybe I should think about this. 120 00:07:14,730 --> 00:07:15,760 We'll talk later. 121 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:18,060 [DOOR CLOSES] 122 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:22,330 -[GIRLS LAUGHING] -Something funny? 123 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,330 Yeah, your friend. 124 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,360 Tell her she must be really proud to have finally found her calling. 125 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:30,760 -Queen of the Ribbon Dorks. -[ALL LAUGH] 126 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:31,900 Face it, Kate. 127 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,100 You're just mad 'cause she's great at it, 128 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,400 and you stink at it. 129 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,130 See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. 130 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:46,130 So, what'd Coach Kelly want? 131 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,430 Well... 132 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:54,030 But I... but I shouldn't do it, right? I mean, 133 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:57,000 we think this whole thing's kind of ridiculous, don't we? 134 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:00,300 Don't we? 135 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,760 No, it's cool. 136 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:03,830 Oh, come on, Miranda. 137 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,900 I think we all know that rhythmic gymnastics 138 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,200 is a little bit lame. 139 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:09,060 Lame is such a strong word. 140 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:11,930 It's lame-ish, but... 141 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:14,760 But the important thing is I have a topic for my documentary. 142 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:16,600 "The Making of a Champion." 143 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,760 And it is something you're better at than Kate. 144 00:08:22,230 --> 00:08:24,460 True, I do like that part. 145 00:08:24,530 --> 00:08:26,830 So, you are gonna do it, right? 146 00:08:29,130 --> 00:08:30,630 I don't know. 147 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:32,330 So, you think I should do it? 148 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,930 An Olympic sport? Absolutely! 149 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,300 Maybe next time, they'll have the Olympics 150 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,900 someplace really good like Hawaii. 151 00:08:38,660 --> 00:08:40,160 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLINKING] 152 00:08:40,260 --> 00:08:41,360 Or Orlando. 153 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:44,260 You guys don't think rhythmic gymnastics is just a little bit lame? 154 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:46,100 Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner. 155 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,160 SAM: Matthew. 156 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,530 See, even lame-o knows it's lame. 157 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,930 Well, thank you. 158 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,060 Hey, wait a minute. 159 00:08:56,130 --> 00:08:58,930 Then again, how many talents do you get in one lifetime? 160 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,600 I have six. 161 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:03,500 One is that curly-cue thing I can do with my tongue. 162 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,260 Two is saying anyone's name backwards: 163 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:07,700 Tarzan, Nazrat. 164 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:11,160 Three is eating spoonfuls of wasabi. Four is... 165 00:09:11,230 --> 00:09:13,800 Plus, you always said I could do anything if I set my mind to it. 166 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,130 Really? 167 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:17,930 Well, you never told me that. 168 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:19,860 You sure? 169 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:36,630 MALE COMMENTATOR: <i>And the gold medal </i> <i>goes to Lizzie McGuire! </i> 170 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,900 [CROWD CHEERING] 171 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,530 CROWD: Lizzie! Lizzie! Lizzie! 172 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,900 CROWD: Lizzie! Lizzie! Lizzie! 173 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,800 [CHEERING CONTINUES] 174 00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:02,830 We can't push Lizzie into doing something shameful 175 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,660 just because I wanna make a documentary 176 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,130 and you wanna one-up Kate. 177 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,860 We can't? 178 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,800 Okay, we can't. You're right. 179 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:12,330 Being humiliated during puberty 180 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,160 can have deep and lasting psychological consequences. 181 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:17,800 You've been into your dad's shrink files again, haven't you? 182 00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:20,730 His Tuesday at 3:30 is really scary. 183 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:23,060 Hey, guys! 184 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,630 Oh, Lizzie. 185 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:27,000 We need to talk to you. 186 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:28,430 Oh, good. 187 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,230 I have been up thinking about rhythmic gymnastics all night 188 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,700 and I've had a big attitude adjustment. 189 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,260 And, uh, how do you feel about that? 190 00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:40,200 Great! I can win this thing. I know I can. 191 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,830 I feel strong and determined, 192 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:47,530 and I wanted to find something I was good at, so, I found it. 193 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,800 And I'm one hundred percent going for the gold. 194 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:51,100 You are? 195 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,100 Well, I think we've had a major breakthrough. 196 00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:55,000 Thanks. 197 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,230 What do we do now? 198 00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:02,960 -Lights, camera, action! -[FANFARE] 199 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:09,530 [ALARM BUZZING] 200 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,760 [WHISTLING] 201 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,200 [WHISTLING] 202 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,630 [WHISTLING] 203 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,530 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 204 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,260 [WHISTLING] 205 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:49,000 [WHISTLING] 206 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:05,000 [WHISTLING] 207 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,830 [THUDS] 208 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,100 Whoa! 209 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,930 You look like Neve Campbell 210 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,330 at the end of <i>Scream.</i> 211 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,200 Which is pretty good compared to the way I feel. 212 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:26,430 I'm hurt, I'm tired, 213 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:30,330 I'm hungry and I wish they'd vote me off this island. [SIGHS] 214 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,700 -[CHUCKLES] -Whoa, morning, superstar. 215 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,660 Did I mention how great you look on film? 216 00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:38,460 This <i>Making of a Champion</i> is turning out so cool. 217 00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:40,560 You better get an Oscar speech ready. 218 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,760 Well, if it isn't Miss Rhythmic Gymnastics. 219 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,760 Well, if it isn't Miss Clubfoot. 220 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,360 What's your email, Lizzie? 221 00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:55,730 -Lizzie-at-big-giant-loser-dot-com? -[ALL LAUGH] 222 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,000 Could you, uh, say that one more time for the camera, Kate? 223 00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:01,930 I'm trying to cast the part of the bitter, talentless girl. 224 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,430 Kate, you're great at everything. 225 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,200 Why can't you let someone be better than you at one thing? 226 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:10,600 Because I'm not about to sit back and let the dorks take over. 227 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:12,330 You better watch your step, McGuire. 228 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,360 I'm not the one with the ankle brace. 229 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,730 [SCOFFS] 230 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,460 [WHISTLING] 231 00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:28,730 COACH KELLY: Excellent! Again. 232 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,030 [WHISTLING] 233 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:33,300 Now, come on, give me five more of those, and really make 'em sing. 234 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,500 Again! 235 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,500 Again! 236 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,430 [SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING] 237 00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:49,930 -Hi, Larry. -Hi, Kate. 238 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,330 Oh, you know my name? 239 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,730 I didn't even think you noticed me. 240 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,800 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, me not notice you, right. 241 00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:59,800 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 242 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,200 Wow. That looks so complicated. 243 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,300 No, not really. 244 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,960 I'm just growing some penicillin resistant strains bacteria. 245 00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:07,630 Oh. 246 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:10,030 No, I'm just kidding. It's mold! [CHUCKLES] 247 00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:12,760 -[BOTH CHUCKLE] -Of course it is. 248 00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:15,660 Larry, could I ask you a little favor? 249 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,530 [SULTRY MUSIC CONTINUES] 250 00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:23,200 Honey, wanna try this on? 251 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,760 Ooh, that smells good, what are you making? 252 00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,230 Chocolate chip cookies. 253 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,260 Is something bothering you? 254 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,730 -No. Why? -Well, 255 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,060 the night before you started middle school, you made brownies. 256 00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:37,660 When your parakeet flew away, you made muffins. 257 00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:39,900 When Miranda went to summer camp, you made banana bread. 258 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,830 You're baking. Something's bothering you. 259 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:45,260 What's bothering me is I'm trying to win a gold medal in geek. 260 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:48,630 I guess I'm a little stressed out about this gymnastics meet. 261 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:51,730 Oh, honey, you're working so hard, and you're so good at it. 262 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,800 You know what, 263 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:55,530 the most important thing is that you're doing something you love, 264 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,130 and you're giving it your best shot, 265 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,630 and your dad and I, we're gonna be proud of you no matter what. 266 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,400 But I have a feeling 267 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,830 you're gonna win. 268 00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:05,200 MATT: Of course she is. 269 00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:07,830 She's the dork champion of the world. 270 00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:14,930 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 271 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,560 Plucked from obscurity, 272 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:42,730 Lizzie McGuire has overcome insurmountable challenge. 273 00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:59,100 Hey. 274 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,600 FEMALE MC: <i>That was Tracy Curtis </i> 275 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,630 <i>from Fair Oaks Middle School. </i> 276 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,030 <i>Next up, Lizzie McGuire </i> 277 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,730 <i>from North Hills Junior High. </i> 278 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,030 Hey, Gordo, what are you looking at? 279 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:34,300 Note to self, bring extra hoop. 280 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,030 GORDO: Lizzie! 281 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,460 MIRANDA: Drop it, Tudgeman. 282 00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:57,960 But I can't. Kate won't love me anymore. 283 00:17:58,030 --> 00:17:59,230 Maybe this is empty. 284 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,460 Do you feel lucky, Tudgeman? 285 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,900 Huh? Do ya? 286 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:34,930 Going somewhere, Kate? 287 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,430 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 288 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,200 Just getting a little air. 289 00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:43,130 Tell it to the camera, sunshine. 290 00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:45,930 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 291 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:56,030 FEMALE MC: <i>First place </i> <i>goes to Lizzie McGuire! </i> 292 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:02,930 That was great. 293 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,630 Hey! We're so proud of you. 294 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,500 -Our little champion. -LIZZIE: Mm. 295 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,900 Oh, you were great, sweetie. 296 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,160 -Really great. Look at your medal. -Thank you. 297 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:14,830 That's just great, but can I be honest with you guys? 298 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,030 -Always. -Sure. 299 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:20,260 Okay. Well, I totally appreciate how supportive you guys were... 300 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:21,460 Lizzie, you don't have to thank us. 301 00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:23,330 We've loved every minute of it, honey, come on. 302 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,300 -You were so great. -I wasn't finished. 303 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,330 BOTH: Oh. 304 00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:29,060 No, really, you guys have been awesome, 305 00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:31,400 but that time when the hoop was missing, 306 00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:33,500 was the happiest time of my life. 307 00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:36,530 -I don't understand. -Yeah. 308 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,160 I hate rhythmic gymnastics. 309 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,130 -Oh, but you're so good at it! -Yeah. 310 00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:46,360 Well, that's just about the only part that I do like. 311 00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:49,630 But if I don't like it, why waste my time doing it? 312 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:52,800 I'd rather work extra hard at something I do love, 313 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,760 even if it takes a little longer. 314 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,000 Is that okay? 315 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,460 Of course it's okay. 316 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,100 Honey, whatever you decide to do, 317 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,460 your dad and I are gonna be there cheering for you. 318 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,930 Even if it's dogsledding across Alaska? 319 00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:07,930 You know, I think that we'll have to watch on the big-screen TV. 320 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,100 [LAUGHS] 321 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,900 You guys really saved my butt. 322 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,200 We did. We know. 323 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,060 -Hmm. -You'll pay us back somehow. 324 00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:24,160 Hey, whatever happened to "that's what friends are for"? 325 00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:26,430 Please, that is so last millennium. 326 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,600 Oh, so, Gordo do we finally get to see your masterpiece? 327 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,760 Actually, it turned out a little differently 328 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:33,830 than I'd planned. 329 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,700 Do you realize what this means? 330 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,360 Sh-yeah. Solid proof that Kate Saunders 331 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,100 is actually jealous of me. 332 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,830 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 333 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,130 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 334 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:52,430 Smart, but destined to be lonely and dateless. 335 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,700 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 336 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:57,300 Too skinny and destined for a double bunionectomy. 337 00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:00,500 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 338 00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:04,500 Destined to be gazillionaires. Call me. 339 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,630 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 340 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,800 As for my destiny? 341 00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:15,630 Well, let's just say it doesn't involve ribbons and hoops. 342 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:18,230 I'm thinking more along the lines of... 343 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,660 first woman president, 344 00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:22,200 space explorer, 345 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,660 Mrs. Matt Damon. 346 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,900 Whatever it is, I'll keep you posted. 347 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,660 Peace man. 348 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,200 Just let one person be better than you at one thing? 349 00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:39,730 [GRUNTS] Okay, I'm-I'm gonna get this. 350 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,560 And it is something you're better at than Kate. 351 00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:44,800 [BOTH LAUGH] 352 00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:46,560 I'm sorry. 353 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:48,860 Destined to be gazillionaires. 354 00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:50,100 [THUMPS] 355 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,930 She's the dork champion of the world. 356 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,460 [CREW LAUGHING] 357 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:04,730 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]