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I know what you're thinking.

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But I have this situation
totally under control.

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I've been packing for this
overnight science field trip

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since, like, last year.

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Am I insane? I can't pack that.

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I might as well pack
the pink ducky pajamas.

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[QUACKING]

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-Sorry, Mr. Snuggles.
-[OINKS]

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I'd never live it down
if I brought you.

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Here's the low-down on our trip.

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Downside. Bugs, snakes,
and my science teacher, Mr. Pettus.

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

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Upside, 48 hours
in the woods, parentless.

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Just me, Miranda, and Gordo.

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It's like <i>Survivor,</i>
but for school credit.

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

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[PHONE RINGING]

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Who calls during breakfast?

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Hello?

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Okay, let's go over this
one more time.

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-Flashlight?
-BOTH: Check.

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-Non-dorky pajamas.
-BOTH: Check.

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Mom wants to know if you have
batteries for your flashlight.

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Mom, Matt's on the phone.

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What are you doing?
Respect your sister's privacy.

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Honey, do you have batteries
for that flashlight?

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Mom, I'm talking to my friends!

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I know that. I'm sorry.

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Hey, you guys.
Hey, Gordo. Hey, Miranda.

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BOTH: Hi, Mrs. McGuire.

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You guys are gonna have the best time
camping out, staying up all night,

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telling ghost stories.
You know, I remember...

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Okay, Mom, there wasn't enough
clean underwear for me to pack.

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Oh, my! Bye, guys!

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Brilliant ruse.

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Have you guys gotten "The Talk" yet?

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You mean
the "Stick With Your Buddy" talk?

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No, but I'm sure it's coming.

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I'll see you guys on the bus.

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If I don't get lost first.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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Mom, I'm old enough to pack by myself.

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Plus, it's only overnight.

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I know, but it's not like you're going
overnight to Miranda's house.

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You know, I can't just swing by
if you forget something.

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I mean, you're taking
this big step into

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this whole new world
and I just wanna make sure that

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you're fully prepared
before I let you go. [VOICE CRACKS]

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Now, I want you to
listen to your chaperone

50
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and stick with your buddy.

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Disappear once in a mall
when you're six

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-and you're branded for life.
-[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

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Why can't I go camping?

54
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We'll camp this weekend with your mom.

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-In the house.
-[CHUCKLES]

56
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But it's not the same.

57
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I mean, you won't even let me light
a campfire in the living room.

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Oh, I know, he's such a wet blanket.

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Honey, you don't have
any toilet paper in here.

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Mom, it doesn't say to pack
any toilet paper on the list.

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Well, you can't go to the woods
without toilet paper.

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If humiliating me
were an Olympic event,

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my mother would take home the gold.

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[BELL RINGS]

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

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Hey, Lizzie. We were talking
and wanted to know

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if you remembered
to pack Mr. Snuggles.

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[OINKS]

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Mr. Snuggles?

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You know, your fuzzy little piggy
that you can't sleep without.

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One time at a sleepover,

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Lizzie forgot to pack Mr. Snuggles

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and her mommy had to come
and drop him off.

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Oh, and you had
those great pajamas, too.

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What were they, pink puppies?

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-They were ducks.
-[QUACKING]

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Not puppies.

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Whatever.

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Did your mommy remember to pack
your pink ducky pajamas?

81
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Or has she stopped
shopping at Dorks "R" Us?

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So, Kate, besides an F in Science,

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what else do you expect
to find in the woods today?

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To tell you that, I'd have
to talk to you, which I don't.

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I wonder if Spielberg
started this way.

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Thanks, Gordo.

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What about me? I helped.

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Yeah, Miranda, you helped her.

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"No, they were pink duckies."

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-[SIGHS]
-I tried.

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Well, I'm off to record
adolescent milestones.

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Danny. What do you expect
to find in the woods?

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Something like
<i>When Wild Animals Attack. </i>

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[GRUNTS]

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Repeat after me.
"Would you like fries with that?"

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Huh?

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Ethan, that's an interesting
choice of clothing for a camping trip.

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Care to explain it?

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Get that camera out of my grill, dawg.

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That was almost the shortest
filmmaking career ever.

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Get me before Mr. Pettus comes in.

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Okay, Gordo.

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What do you expect
to find in the woods?

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Well, I expect to find
a lot of animals.

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I really like bear...

106
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Okay, kids, listen up.

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A final announcement
before we load up the bus.

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There's a small problem
with the, uh, girl's chaperone.

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Uh, it seems our own Mrs. Stebel
ate a little something...

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Well, no need to
badmouth the cafeteria.

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Now, don't worry,
we don't have to cancel

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because we found
a last-minute replacement.

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Ugh, I hope it's not Coach Kelly.

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I secretly think that
she and Mr. Booth, the janitor,

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are the same person.

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[LIZZIE GASPS] Or Mrs. Nangle.

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She has the weirdest teeth.
I saw her eating lunch once.

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Ugh, scary.

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Anyone you get's going to be
better than Mr. Pettus.

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I put a frog in his lab coat
on Monday.

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It's still there today.

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Well, let's see who
our mystery chaperone is.

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And here she is.

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A big round of applause
for the chaperone

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who stepped in and saved the day.

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Mrs. McGuire!

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[MOUTHING]

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This is not happening. This is
not happening. This is not happening.

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-Hey, guys.
-Hey, Mrs. McGuire.

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Hi, Mrs. McGuire.

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Not happening!

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Mom, what are you doing here?

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Were you listening?

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Mrs. Stebel ate in the cafeteria.

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Mom, I swear I won't get lost.

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Well, of course
you won't get lost, honey

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'cause I'm gonna be your buddy.

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And don't worry, I won't embarrass you

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'cause remember, I'm a cool mom.

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McGuire's a common name.

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Maybe people will think
it's a coincidence.

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Hi, Mrs. McGuire.

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Did Lizzie forget to pack
Mr. Snuggles again?

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Mr. Snuggles wasn't invited.

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But I remembered to bring
enough toilet paper for everybody.

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Guess what?
You can die of embarrassment.

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Where's Mom?

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She's on her field trip with Lizzie.

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Mom's chaperoning Lizzie's field trip?

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-Yep.
-Lizzie's going to hate that.

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Cool.

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It's just us men tonight.

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Men, men, men, men,
men, men, men, men, men, men!

154
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Son, why don't we see
what Mom left us for dinner?

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Hmm.

156
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It's that tuna-noodle casserole

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she's been trying to get us to eat
for the past three weeks.

158
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Oh, man, that is just plain mean.

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It says to "heat at 350 degrees
for 20 minutes."

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I don't think heating's going to help.

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It's just going to make it angry.

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We're going to starve, aren't we?

163
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It's just going to be like that movie
where everybody starved, isn't it?

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We're not going to starve.

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-We aren't?
-No, son. We're gonna cook.

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[SCREAMS]

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We're going to starve!

168
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Aah, we're going to starve!

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Now, don't you worry
your spiky little head.

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I got it under control.

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[SCREAMS] We're going to starve!

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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The object of this afternoon's hike
is to identify and classify

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as many species of plants
and animals as possible.

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We're going to split up
into two groups.

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The girls will be led by Mrs. McGuire.

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-They will be the Tagi.
-[LOUDLY] Yeah!

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And the boys will be led by myself.

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We will be the Pagong.

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The group who identifies
the most species of plants and animals

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will not have to eat a rat for dinner.

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I-I-I'm kidding, of course.

183
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Must've jumped into my pocket
when we got off the bus.

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-Hop away, little fellow.
-[PLOPS]

185
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,400
He must be nocturnal.

186
00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:20,460
Anyway, the winners
will get to relax after the hike.

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Uh, and the losers
will get to dig up earthworms

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with me for the class worm farm.

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Any questions?

190
00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:30,460
-Uh, yes, Kate.
-KATE: You don't mean

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worms from the ground, do you?

192
00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,560
Yes, Kate, worms from the earth.

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Earthworms.

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Can I bring a doctor's note
on Monday to excuse me from this?

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No.

196
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Then how do I get out of worm digging?

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MR. PETTUS: You identify
more plants and animals than the boys.

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Okay, everybody, let's go.

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Pagong, follow me.

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00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:54,230
Here we go.

201
00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,230
Mrs. McGuire, we'd better not lose.

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I am so not digging for worms.

203
00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:03,230
Well, that means
we so need to win. [CHUCKLES]

204
00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:07,060
Okay, girls, who are we?

205
00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,660
You guys go, Tagi!

206
00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:12,430
[ALL SLUGGISHLY] Tagi.

207
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:13,560
What are we gonna do?

208
00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,430
And you guys go, win!

209
00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:18,100
[ALL SLUGGISHLY] Win.

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00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:20,200
Okay, then.

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Tonight on <i>LizzieVision. </i>
<i>"When Good Moms Go Bad."</i>

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00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,430
I was right. It is
a Yellow-Bellied Sapsucker.

213
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,960
Excellent job. High-five, girlfriend!

214
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,100
My Mom just high-fived my best friend.

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00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,200
And the worst part is
she actually thinks she's being cool.

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00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:01,660
Okay, "Yellow-Bellied Sapsucker.

217
00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:04,830
Found in woodlands.
Drills holes in bark to get..."

218
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,600
-"Salt?"
-Got it.

219
00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,800
-"Half a dozen oranges?"
-Got it.

220
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,630
"One whole duck."

221
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,200
A whole duck.

222
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,860
-Huh.
-No got it.

223
00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:19,730
We got hamburger and fudgsicles.

224
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,560
You know, duck isn't
entirely necessary for duck l'orange.

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00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:23,900
We'll improvise.

226
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,530
The best chefs in the world
always think on their feet.

227
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,760
I got a bad feeling about this.

228
00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:32,860
Me, too.

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00:11:32,930 --> 00:11:35,860
And that is the story of
the Yellow-Bellied Sapsucker.

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00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:38,200
[SNORING]

231
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,030
Come on, girls! Get up.

232
00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,100
Oh, it's really quiet.

233
00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:55,730
It is too quiet.

234
00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,960
Do you see something?

235
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:04,960
No.

236
00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:07,460
Is anybody there?

237
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,600
-Pagong! Pagong!
-[GIRLS SCREAMING]

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00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,500
Ugh! How could you do that?

239
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,460
I was just getting in touch with
my hunter-warrior instincts.

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00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:40,460
-Gordo!
-Survival of the fittest?

241
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:42,260
-Gordo!
-It was Ethan's idea!

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00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,800
[SCREAMS]

243
00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:48,400
Don't leave your buddy!

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00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:53,300
LIZZIE: That was so unfair!

245
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,960
How could we have identified anything?

246
00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:56,960
Our guidebooks were soaked.

247
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Mr. Pettus should have
disqualified them.

248
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,960
That was the grossest thing
I have ever done.

249
00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:05,500
I can't believe I touched a worm.

250
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,130
A worm?

251
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,000
Try hundreds of worms.

252
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,230
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

253
00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:15,200
You know, this is all
your mother's fault.

254
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:17,230
She is a terrible leader.

255
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,300
What a waste of a manicure.

256
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,430
It doesn't matter whose fault it is.

257
00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:24,500
The point is, we have to
get back at the boys.

258
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,730
Any ideas?

259
00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:30,630
Earthworms in their bunks.

260
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,830
Absolutely not, Lizzie.

261
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:35,300
At 6:27 on Friday night,

262
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,000
my mother destroyed
what was left of my life.

263
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,200
There is no way

264
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,960
we are putting earthworms
in the boys' bunks tonight.

265
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,100
Forget the boys.

266
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,430
Mom's getting earthworms
in her bunk tonight.

267
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,100
Oh, yeah. Someone would
have to take them in there.

268
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,430
Do we really wanna
touch the worms again?

269
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,530
Forget it.

270
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,530
And besides, boys like earthworms.

271
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,900
We have to get them back

272
00:13:55,960 --> 00:14:00,330
and the only thing we have more
of than earthworms is toilet paper.

273
00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:03,300
Maybe we should
fill their bunks with toilet paper.

274
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,160
[GASPS]

275
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:07,230
Oh, that's a great idea.

276
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,330
Huh?

277
00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:44,160
Maybe we shouldn't have
tried to make duck l'orange.

278
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:46,660
Especially not with hamburger.

279
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,630
You know, the tuna-noodle
casserole's sounding pretty good.

280
00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:52,130
That's the hunger talking.

281
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,360
Dad,

282
00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:56,960
are we going to die?

283
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,730
Okay, come on. Now, this is fun.

284
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,160
You wouldn't be saying that
if it was your mom.

285
00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:16,400
My mom wouldn't lead
a midnight TP raid on the boys' tent.

286
00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:18,400
Okay. This is it.

287
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,530
Mrs. McGuire,

288
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,930
are you gonna get us
into any more trouble?

289
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,100
Yeah, you may get in trouble.

290
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,800
Well, stay in the tent
and let the boys have their victory.

291
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:30,060
Stay in the tent and maybe
you won't get detention.

292
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,630
Or you can follow me and TP.

293
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,530
Here. Do your warpaint.

294
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,900
Are you kidding me?
Stop encouraging her!

295
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,930
Come on. If this was
anyone else's mom,

296
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,830
you'd be having the time of your life.

297
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,730
Exactly. But it's not.

298
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,300
Okay, girls, we have this one chance,

299
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,030
this one moment
to get back at the boys.

300
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:54,300
Don't let your digging
for earthworms be in vain.

301
00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:55,960
Who are we?

302
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,330
ALL: Tagi!

303
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,400
What are we gonna do?

304
00:15:58,460 --> 00:15:59,560
ALL: Win!

305
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:01,330
Let's do this.

306
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,730
You guys, go! Get out!

307
00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:51,230
Go! Run back to the tent.

308
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:53,860
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

309
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,460
[BOYS SNORING]

310
00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:13,960
Ugh.

311
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:16,460
Oh.

312
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,760
Mrs. McGuire?

313
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:23,200
No!

314
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:30,200
[BOYS LAUGHING]

315
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,660
Tagi.

316
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,160
MATT: Pizza's good.

317
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,130
Got here quick too, huh?

318
00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:50,500
Dad, we've got to hang out more often.

319
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,930
Hang on, what was with
the toilet paper that you brought?

320
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,230
Listen, you know what, you're just
being so unfair. I can't even believe

321
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,700
-I'm having this conversation here.
-I'm being unfair?

322
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,200
I'm being unfair? You...

323
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,230
Detention for a year
is the odds-on favorite.

324
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,700
Ugh, you're not helping.

325
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,860
This whole thing was your stupid idea.

326
00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:07,730
Now your mom's going to tell

327
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,830
and we're all going to be in trouble.
Thanks, Lizzie.

328
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,430
Well, you did it, too.

329
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,100
[SCOFFS] Whatever.

330
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,900
She's right. We're so busted.

331
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,030
It happens.

332
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,030
No. I cannot get detention.

333
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:21,630
People like me
don't do well in detention.

334
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,860
I'll never survive.

335
00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:24,360
It'll go on my permanent record.

336
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:25,830
I won't be able to get into college

337
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,830
and I'll end up dipping cones
at the local Dairy Freeze.

338
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,230
I like those cones.

339
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,500
I'll be going now.

340
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:36,330
That's not how a chaperone should act.

341
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:42,960
Okay, kids. Listen up.

342
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:46,560
Mrs. McGuire, are we going to
have detention forever?

343
00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:48,300
Girls,

344
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,000
when you're an adult, you learn that

345
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:52,960
all of your actions have consequences.

346
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:54,530
Knew it.

347
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,860
And you have to live with
those consequences, good or bad.

348
00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,660
It's gonna be bad.

349
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,630
It's gonna be real bad.

350
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,830
But one thing about being a kid

351
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:08,700
is that you have parents
who can sometimes bail you out.

352
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:13,000
I told Mr. Pettus I acted alone.

353
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,500
I took the rap.

354
00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:25,930
Okay, just when you're ready
to trade her in for a new model,

355
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,600
your Mom does something cool

356
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,160
and you realize

357
00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:32,360
she's pretty much the coolest mom
in the whole world.

358
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:34,800
Mom.

359
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:38,000
Oh. What have I done to annoy you now?

360
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,200
Okay, I guess I've been
a little hard on you.

361
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,460
Yeah.

362
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:43,660
Then I'm sorry

363
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:46,530
because I'm really glad that
you could come along on this trip.

364
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,300
-You are?
-Yeah.

365
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,030
Honey, I know having your mom along

366
00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:54,460
wasn't exactly what you had
in mind for this weekend.

367
00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:56,660
Well, not exactly.

368
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,730
But I think everyone
really kind of wishes that

369
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,330
you were their mom right now.

370
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,100
And I'm really glad that you're mine.

371
00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:12,030
Ooh.

372
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,500
High-fives are always
really dorky, though.

373
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,760
Oh, thank you.

374
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,760
-Who are we?
-GIRLS: Tagi!

375
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:22,030
-What are we gonna do?
-GIRLS: Win!

376
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,460
Okay, let's get on the bus.

377
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,530
Kate.

378
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,060
I think you owe me an apology.

379
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:32,730
-I don't owe you an apology.
-You're right.

380
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,500
You owe my mom an apology.

381
00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:37,430
You know, without my mom,
this trip would have been canceled.

382
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,630
She dug worms with us
and she took the blame

383
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,060
for something we all did.

384
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,000
Now, you owe her an apology.

385
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:44,760
You're insane.

386
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,200
Whatever happened to the Kate
I used to be friends with?

387
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,730
The Kate I used to
have sleepovers with?

388
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:52,600
Or the Kate that I have pictures of
with her favorite teddy bear?

389
00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:56,660
Um, Mr. Stewart Wugglesby?

390
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,030
So, where's your mom?

391
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,500
Um, Mrs. McGuire?

392
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,930
[BELL RINGS]

393
00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:10,360
Hi, Lizzie.

394
00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:11,860
Hey!

395
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,560
Way to go!

396
00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:19,660
The next Monday at school,

397
00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:22,330
my mom was pronounced
Coolest Mom Ever,

398
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,960
of all time, in the history
of the universe.

399
00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:26,960
She could always lead
next month's TP raid

400
00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,960
during the museum field trip.

401
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,400
Lizzie, is your mom chaperoning that?

402
00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:33,130
I don't think she'll be
chaperoning for a while.

403
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,200
[ALL LAUGH]

404
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,800
Sometimes, you do get
the best of both worlds.

405
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:41,130
A cool mom and a parent
banned from all school field trips.

406
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,230
-MAN: Mark.
-Without my mom...

407
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,830
[BOTH LAUGH]

408
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:49,900
I can do this. I can do this.

409
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,630
[SCREAMS] Ew!

410
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,660
-[GIRLS LAUGHING]
-That was not funny!

411
00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:04,860
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]