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GORDO: <i>Hey, what are you doing?</i>

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-Miranda, look out!
-[MIRANDA SCREAMING]

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MIRANDA: No! No!

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Are you okay?

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-[GRUNTS]
-I cannot believe you did that.

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MIRANDA: Are you
sure you're okay?

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"Okay"? This is so not okay.

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Believe it or not, when I got ready
for school this morning,

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I wasn't aiming for leprechaun chic.

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If you're wondering
what happened to me,

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we have to go all the way
back to this morning

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but, basically, what happened is
'school picture day.'

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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

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I have absolutely nothing to wear.

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-No. No. No. No.
-[TELEPHONE RINGING]

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Hello?

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Hey, could you check
in your living room

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and see if I left
my hacky-sack over there?

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Sure. Hmm. Not here, sorry.

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Oh, hold on, call-waiting.

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-Hello?
-It's me.

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Ooh, good. Talk me through
a clothing crisis.

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What about your denim thing?

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Too Shania Twain.

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-[CHUCKLES]
-Hold on, call-waiting.

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-Hello?
-You, uh, hung up on me

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and you didn't look
for the hacky-sack, did you?

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Gordo, I am in the middle
of a fashion meltdown.

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All righty, then.

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Chicks.

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That was Gordo,
obsessing about his hacky-sack.

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Boys.

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Lizzie, I need the phone.

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Well, that's a big problem
for you, isn't it?

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Oh, my gosh, you are so lucky
you got that Delia's outfit.

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<i>Three dollars an hour</i>

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to clean Mrs. Fernelius's backyard

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isn't exactly luck.

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[GROWLING AND BARKING]

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Lizzie, phone!

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I was thinking more like
Sarah Michelle Gellar thing...

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powerful but still cute...

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...or something classy,
like Gwyneth at the Oscars.

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Phone, phone, phone!

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MIRANDA: <i>No!</i>

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[GASPS] What about that
red top you just got?

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Ooh, ooh, the halter
with the bare midriff,

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oh, and my black hip-huggers.

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It'd be so <i>"Oops! I Did It Again."</i>

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Mom! Dad! Lizzie's talking
about dressing like Britney Spears!

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Man, she's hot.

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Code Blue. I'll have to call you back.

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Three, two, one.

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Honey, do we need
to talk about this?

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Britney Spears is the one
who got all...

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...developed, right?

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Thank you.

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I really don't want her
going to school looking like that.

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Not a problem.

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I couldn't possibly look like Britney
for at least five more years,

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and, like five million sit-ups.

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Matt is exaggerating.

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I was just talking to Miranda

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about what to wear
for my school picture.

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Well, I thought you were going
to wear the sweater

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that Gammy McGuire
sent you for Christmas.

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That's right, the red one.

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[HORSES NEIGHING]

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Oh... I changed my mind.

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Well, you loved it when you got it.
Why wouldn't you wear it?

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ANIMATED LIZZIE:
Maybe 'cause it's hideous

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and it makes me
look like a cookie-elf.

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It's just I thought it was
kind of warm to wear a sweater.

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No, it's cool out.

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Besides, it would really
mean a lot to Gammy McGuire.

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-[SIGHS AND STUTTERS] It's just...
-Come on, Lizzie,

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Gammy's not getting any younger.

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Who knows how much longer
she'll be with us?

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She is only 61,
and she teaches windsurfing...

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...and her mom is still alive.

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What do you mean
you didn't do the math homework?

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BOY: <i>I was going to.</i>

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-I'm supposed to get it from you.
-Angels in the Outfield...

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I don't care if <i>Angels in the Outfield</i>
was on last night.

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I'm going to get in trouble
without that homework.

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<i>-Sorry, Matt.</i>
-Thanks a lot, you muggle.

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<i>Oh, yeah, there's going </i>
<i>to be a pop...</i>

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What? There's going to be
a pop quiz, too? I'm toast.

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There's no way I can
go to school today. See you.

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But what if, like, the picture's
behind a red backdrop?

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I mean, my head'll
just be floating there.

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Honey, I'm sure it's going to be
a neutral background,

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and it's an adorable sweater.

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-Don't you think so, Matt?
-What? Oh.

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Oh, I think I'm going to throw up.

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Don't make fun
of your sister's sweater, Matt.

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Gammy McGuire really loves you kids.

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No, I don't feel good.
I think I'm sick.

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Uh-oh. Let me feel your forehead.

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Well, you feel warm
but I can't tell if you have a fever.

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You go upstairs. I'll come up
and take your temperature.

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Here, I want you to get
some food in you and don't worry,

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you look so cute,
it's going to be a big hit.

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What?

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That's not really
<i>"Oops! I Did It Again."</i>

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That's just, "Oops."

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My stupid brother
got my parents involved.

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They picked it out.

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My grandmother gave it
to me for Christmas.

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It's just a picture.

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Will you stop staring at me?

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It is not "just a picture."

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We're in middle school now.

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These pictures don't just
go home in an envelope.

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These pictures get published
in the yearbook.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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Your sweater just gave
Rudy Velasco nose-milk.

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This is serious. These pictures
will be seen by everyone forever.

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-"Forever"?
-Forever. I mean...

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haven't you seen
your parents' yearbook pictures?

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I've got to get home and change.

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Go.

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Yeah, I'm taking
his temperature right now.

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Your father's very
concerned about you.

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<i>-I'm really worried. </i>
-I know, you are.

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He is concerned. Here.

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Oh, my... 102. Wow.

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You stay put. You are not going
to school today, young man.

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-SAM: <i>Are you sure it's a 102?</i>
-Yep, 102 on the nose.

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You're probably right
about the flashlight trick.

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[WHISPERING] And there it is.
Oh, he's totally faking.

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Where do they learn these things?

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From some kid handbook
we don't know about?

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<i>You'll just have to take care of him. </i>
<i>You know what I mean?</i>

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Oh, don't worry.
No, I'll take care of him.

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<i>-I'm sure you will, honey.</i>
-Okay. I'll see you tonight. Bye.

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-How you feeling, sweetie?
-[GROANS]

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Oh, you know what you need?
Some soup.

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Chicken noodle?

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No, borscht. It's cold beet soup.

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A lot of Vitamin C. Real good.

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I hate beets.

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-Yo, Gordo.
-Uh, hey, Craft. What's up?

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Have you gotten
your picture taken yet?

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No. Fourth period. Why?

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'Cause we've got this great plan.

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See, when all the guys
get their pictures taken,

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the last minute,
we're all gonna do this.

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Gonna do what?

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Do this.

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-Oh.
-Isn't that great?

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It's awesome.

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We're straight-up playas, man.
That'll show the faculty.

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Show them what?

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Well... That we mean business.

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So, you in?

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Ah, I don't know.

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You better not be against us, man.

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You got to survive this school,

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and it's a long time till summer.

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I may not even have
my picture taken.

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I'm going to tell my teacher

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I grew up with Kalahari
Desert Bushmen

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and I believe if someone
takes my picture,

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they'll steal my soul away from me,

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and I'll be doomed
to eternal wandering.

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You're weird.

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[SIGHS]

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You don't get your picture
taken till sixth period.

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There's got to be someone you can
borrow an outfit from by then.

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GORDO: What's going on?

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Whoa.

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Long story, Gordo.

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I got time.

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Okay, my grandmother...

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[INDISTINCT]

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And, like, when I got to school,

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no one would swap sweaters with me.

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I didn't know your grandmother
taught windsurfing.

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Thanks, Gordo, that's really helpful.

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You know, every school picture
I've ever taken

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has been colossally lame.

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Sixth grade, braces,

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fifth grade, bee sting on my nose,

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and, like, fourth grade,
missing tooth.

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For once, I'm going to look
good in my school picture.

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I don't know why everyone's
obsessing with these pictures.

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You're freaking out
because of a sweater.

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How I look in this picture
has a lot to do

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with what everyone
in school thinks about me.

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You really care what
a bunch of jocks

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and cheerleaders think about you?

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BOTH: Yeah!

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How you look in a picture
doesn't mean you're a good person.

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I'm studying John Wilkes Booth
in history.

196
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He looked good in pictures
and he was kind of a jerk.

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00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:06,460
It can be a little tough
when one of your two best friends

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00:10:06,530 --> 00:10:09,000
says things that are kind of bizarre.

199
00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:12,560
Well, John Wilkes Booth wasn't trying
to get Danny Kessler to like him.

200
00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:14,330
When both of your best friends do,

201
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you just learn to deal with it.

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I got to go get an outfit.

203
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Throughout the animal kingdom,
it's a well-known fact

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that the males fiercely compete

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to establish themselves
within the herd.

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But in middle school,
girls get in on the action, too.

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-You're not wearing that.
-I'm not?

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It feels like I am.

209
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I looked for this outfit for weeks,

210
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and you had better change
before sixth period.

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Okay, I'll change.

212
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I'll pretend you're not
a big snot-faced snot-head.

213
00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:04,700
You are not wearing that.

214
00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:10,130
"Snot-faced snot-head"?

215
00:11:10,430 --> 00:11:12,360
Well, I think I made my point.

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Okay, I'm done.

217
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,260
Well, that's my little trooper.

218
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,930
Bet you feel better now.

219
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,930
Yeah. I mean, no... [GROANS]

220
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I still feel pretty sick.

221
00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:37,360
[CARTOONS PLAYING ON TV]

222
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:42,300
No, no, no. What you need
is some peace and quiet.

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-[REMOTE CLICKS]
-I do?

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-[REMOTE CLICKS]
-[REMOTE CLICKS]

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-[REMOTE CLICKS]
-[REMOTE CLICKS]

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-Oh! Honey, you're burning up.
-I am?

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Yeah. I got to sweat
this fever out of you.

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-We do?
-Yeah. I want you to go upstairs.

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I'm going to turn on the vaporizer

230
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and I'll wrap you up
in the old wool blanket.

231
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,460
But it itches.

232
00:12:06,530 --> 00:12:07,860
Well, only if you move around,

233
00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:10,460
and you'll be wrapped up
so tight you won't be able to.

234
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So, after I sweat, I can watch TV?

235
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,230
Uh-huh.

236
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:19,230
Can I get some water
before we go upstairs?

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Sure, honey. Go ahead.

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These always make Dad's head sweat.

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[GROANS]

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[RETCHES]

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[GROANS]

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PHOTOGRAPHER: Next!

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-Hey, Gordo.
-No luck finding an outfit, huh?

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00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,160
Oh, plenty of luck, all bad.

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00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:06,860
Bethany Adelstein says
I can borrow her sunglasses

246
00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:09,630
so maybe people won't know
who the poor little she-geek is.

247
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,230
-BOY: Ow! My eyes!
-PHOTOGRAPHER: Next!

248
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,030
[CAMERA CLICKING]

249
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,860
You got to trust me,
this picture is not important.

250
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,630
It's not important to you,
it's important to me.

251
00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:22,100
-BOY 2: [SCREAMING]
-PHOTOGRAPHER: Next!

252
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:27,100
I just don't see why we should
give in to all the peer pressure.

253
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,000
Because we have peers,
and they put pressure on us.

254
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,630
Like, if it was just you and me,
I wouldn't care how I looked.

255
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,660
But I do have to live in this world.

256
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,330
GIRL: But I wasn't ready yet!

257
00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:40,130
LIZZIE: Nice try, Gordo, but...

258
00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:42,300
I'm not going to let that
happen to me.

259
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,000
[GIRL 2 SCREAMING]

260
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:53,430
-Smile. One, two, three.
-[GROANS]

261
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,100
Next.

262
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:57,030
Remember, Gordon...

263
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,130
Smile.

264
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,460
That is not a smile.

265
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,930
Smile.

266
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:14,530
One...

267
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,030
ETHAN: <i>You got </i>
<i>to survive at this school,</i>

268
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,030
<i>and it's a long time till summer.</i>

269
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,530
<i>How this picture comes out </i>
<i>has a lot to do</i>

270
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,700
<i>with what everyone in school </i>
<i>thinks about me.</i>

271
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,360
Two...

272
00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:32,500
Three.

273
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,760
Ugh. Next.

274
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:45,000
Outfit, outfit, who's got the outfit?

275
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:47,160
<i>Lisa Chung? No. She blew me off.</i>

276
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,700
<i>Allison Gendel? She smells like feet.</i>

277
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:55,100
<i>Tamara Scarpati? </i>
<i>Oh, yeah, like that's going to work.</i>

278
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,830
<i>Parker McKenzie. Nah.</i>

279
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:01,530
She hates me since I sat on her
Titanic lunch box in fifth grade.

280
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:03,700
I'd rather die than go
crawling to her.

281
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:08,360
-Hey, Parker! Great shoes.
-Uh-huh.

282
00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:11,330
I mean, no, seriously,
those are like majorly fabulous.

283
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:15,160
Whatever. Yours are okay, too,
I guess.

284
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:17,830
You like them?
Because you can
borrow them anytime.

285
00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,830
And maybe I could borrow
something from you

286
00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:25,160
like, um, maybe your blouse.

287
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,200
Oh, that's right.

288
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,000
I heard you were begging
people for their clothes.

289
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,130
Everybody thinks that's really creepy.

290
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,500
[SCOFFS] Your shoes suck!

291
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,600
Hey. Tummy still jumbled?

292
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,160
Um... no.

293
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:50,230
Oh, good! You can help me
wind some yarn.

294
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,230
Do I have to do this?

295
00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:57,100
Yeah. Only until your body cools down.

296
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,260
You still seem kind of feverish to me.

297
00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:35,860
Um... could I get some
soda crackers for my stomach?

298
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:37,400
Sure, honey.

299
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:45,000
As soon as you cool down,
you can watch some TV.

300
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,200
[GROANS]

301
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,700
-Come on.
-What?

302
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,530
Come on,
I want to show you something.

303
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,900
[SCOFFS] Gordo, I'm busy,
and this is important.

304
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,960
[GASPS] Oh!

305
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,400
My thing's more important.

306
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,930
Take your pick.

307
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,560
Gordo, where'd you get these?

308
00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:35,930
The drama department
is putting on a play.

309
00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:38,260
The girl in charge of costumes
owed me a favor.

310
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,800
She needed a partner
for a clog dancing class.

311
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,700
I thought you thought this whole
school picture thing was stupid.

312
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,960
I do, but certain events
have happened that made me realize

313
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:56,300
that stupid things
can still be important.

314
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,730
You caved on the Ethan Craft
stone-face thing, didn't you?

315
00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:03,030
Yes, but I still think that
who you are as a person

316
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,860
is more important
than how you look in a picture.

317
00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:07,530
So as long as I'm a good person,

318
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,200
it's okay that I still want
to look pretty?

319
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,230
Yeah, it's okay.

320
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,160
Thanks. I want the white one.

321
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:18,560
This is so cool. So retro.

322
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:22,030
So absolutely perfect.

323
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:31,730
Well, as long as you're sitting,
let's do some fraction drills, huh?

324
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,800
103?

325
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,200
Oh, my gosh, you're really hot.

326
00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:43,360
Oh, honey,
how did you get so sick?

327
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,960
I don't know. Hot peppers...

328
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,130
ice in my pants.

329
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,600
No more yarn.

330
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:55,430
Oh, my gosh, you're delirious.
Lie down, lie down. Okay.

331
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,700
Mommy is going to go
and make the soup you like, okay?

332
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,300
And then I'm going
to run to the store

333
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,900
and I'm going to get
some ginger ale.

334
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,630
And I want you to rest, all right?

335
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:08,000
-Oh, you don't feel good, do you?
-I feel awful.

336
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,630
Being sick is complicated.

337
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,560
[MOUTHING INDISTINCTLY]

338
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:34,960
Perfect outfit.

339
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:37,430
Very Kirsten Dunst meets South Beach.

340
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,160
We're going to look
so good in our pictures.

341
00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:40,660
I know. Thanks to Gordo.

342
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,300
I'm actually looking
forward to next period.

343
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:44,260
GORDO: Your pineapple
looks like a skunk.

344
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:47,830
LIZZIE: Hey, it does.

345
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,100
MIRANDA: Ugh.

346
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,800
Why do we have
to draw fruit, anyway?

347
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,100
I'm going to draw 'N Sync.

348
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,460
GORDO: You make pineapples
look like skunks.

349
00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:56,460
Imagine what you'd do
to Justin Timberlake.

350
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:57,760
[BOTH GASP]

351
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:04,230
ANIMATED LIZZIE: <i>Why is Kate</i>
<i>being all nice to Ed?</i>

352
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,360
<i>And what's he doing with paint?</i>

353
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:09,030
<i>I know. Kate's got a plan.</i>

354
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,060
<i>She's hired Ed to whack </i>
<i>Miranda's outfit.</i>

355
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:21,800
Miranda worked hard
for three months to get that outfit.

356
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,630
Her picture will be ruined.

357
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,400
Hey, what are you doing?

358
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,330
[MIRANDA SCREAMING]

359
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:41,000
-GORDO: Miranda, look out!
-[ECHOING] No! No!

360
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:48,630
Are you okay?

361
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,830
GORDO: I cannot believe
you did that.

362
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,230
I can't believe it, either.

363
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,000
But Miranda would jump
on a paint grenade for me.

364
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,630
Besides, green's very in this season.

365
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,360
And it's not like I was the only one

366
00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:01,830
whose picture came out weird.

367
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,060
Smile.

368
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:07,530
Smile. Come on.
Your mother's going to see this.

369
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:11,860
Smile.

370
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,560
ANIMATED LIZZIE:
<i>Miranda looked way awesome, </i>

371
00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:16,100
<i>and Gordo turned out great...</i>

372
00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:19,200
<i>all moody and troubled, </i>
<i>like Freddie Prinze Jr.</i>

373
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:22,000
But like Gordo says,
I'd rather be a good person,

374
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:25,230
then look good in a picture.

375
00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:28,830
Besides, I like the way I looked.

376
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,000
Well, she does have the sweater.

377
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,060
Oh, yeah.

378
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,400
And we don't have to worry about
ordering wallet sizes this year.

379
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,530
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

380
00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:44,700
...marker.

381
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,360
ISRAEL: Ready? Quiet!
We're rolling!

382
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,360
Why is everyone obsessing
with these pictures?

383
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,730
-You're freaking...
-[BOTH LAUGHING]

384
00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:56,100
-ISRAEL: Action!
-Whoa!

385
00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:57,600
JO: Are you okay?

386
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,360
[CREW LAUGHING]

387
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:01,560
-I tripped on the rug.
-ISRAEL: Cut!

388
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:04,260
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]