                    Leisure Suit Larry 2

     Ok,  the first thing you do is go into the garage...Search  it  all
around, each part of it, until you find the dollar bill.  Get it!  Next,
go to the Quickie-Mart and buy a Lottery Ticket...use any  numbers.   Go
to the T.V.   Station and give the ticket to the secretary.  She'll tell
you  what the winning numbers were.   Remember these numbers,  when  she
asks you for your numbers you tell her the winning numbers she just told
you.   She'll let you into the green room,  sit down on  the  chair  and
wait.   THe fag comes out and takes you onto the dating game.   The only
thing I have to tell you about the dating game is just say whatever  you
want  when the girl asks you questions,  it doesn't make  a  difference.
The rest just happens.   When you leave, sit down on the chair again and
a  girl will come out and bring you to the lottery.   The lottery  scene
happens by itself too.   When you're done with the lottery, leave and go
to  the Molto Lira (the suit shop).   Buy a swimsuit and the bitch  will
change  your million dollar bill.   Go  to  Swabs  Drugs  and  buy  some
sunscreen.   It's on the left wall.  Go back to the Quickie-Mart and Buy
a  Grotesque Gulp.   Go back to Eve's House and Search the  Trash.   The
first  time,  it'll ask you why you wanna do it,  just hit search  trash
again and you'll find a passport.   Go to the Music Shop and talk to the
girl.   You should get an Onklunk.  Go to the Barber Shop and sit in the
chair to get a haircut.   Then go to the screen directly to the right of
the barber shop,  you'll find the dock.   As long as you have a passport
     and ticket just show the man the ticket and you're all set.  On the
boat,  you should probably save your game.  First thing to do is go into
your  room,  that's the doorway closest to you.   Get the fruit from the
nightstand.  Go into the next room and you'll meet Momma.  If you have a
saved game right here, I think you'll get a laugh out of what happens if
you go near Momma.  What you have to do is leave her room and your room,
then go back in,  and wait til she's not on the bed.  Make sure the game
is saved!!!   Momma has a tendency to come back as you search her  room.
Open the nightstand,  get the sewing kit,  close the nightstand, and get
the FUCK out of there.   You should save your game here,  just save over
the  one before you got the sewing kit.   Find the  barber  shop  (Don't
worry, there's 5 barber shops in this game) and sit in the chair.  Go to
the bar and get the spinach dip at the left of the bar.  Go to your room
and change into your swimsuit.  Go to the pool and put sunscreen on.  Go
into the water and dive.   Get the bikini top.   Climb up the ladder and
walk  over to the lounge chair.   Put more sunscreen on  and  lie  down.
When this bitch comes over,  let her leave!  She's trouble.  After she's
gone  for a while,  leave the pool and go back to your room  and  change
into your leisure suit.  Go to the bridge.  Go to what looks like a blue
stick on the control panel right behind the captain.  Pull switch.  Now,
go  to the lifeboats and jump into the lifeboat.   Now,  at  the  screen
where  it shows the whole ship and all the lifeboats being  lowered,  as
soon as you start drifting away, type WEAR WIG and throw the spinach dip
overboard.   That's it until you reach the  island.   The  first
thing to do on the island is go to the left and get the  bikini  bottom.
Go  back to the first screen and go down.   This is a bitch!!!   In  the
restaurant,  after you get a seat,  get the knife from the buffet  table
and leave..Now in the hotel room,  get the soap and matches.   Leave the
maid alone.   Now leave the room. Oh yeah, as you're walking through the
jungle, wait until you're near the potted flowers, and type GET FLOWERS.
If  it keeps saying "You're not close enough" keep trying.   You'll  get
them.In  the Barber Shop,  sit down in the chair.   When you get back to
the beach, start all over again.  Go back down.  In the restaurant, just
leave.  In the hotel room, go into the dressing area behind the bathrrom
and change into the bikini.   Type PUT MONEY IN BIKINI TOP.   Now leave.
In  the barber shop,  sit down in the chair again.   You now look like a
girl(???).   Back at the beach,  go to the right.   Just go right by the
KGB agents.   Now, these cliffs aren't as bad as they look.  Just get by
them and you're at the airport.   At the very end of the cliffs, as it's
giving  you the big thing how you've escaped the KGB etc...try  to  type
constantly,  as soon as you can,  type CHANGE CLOTHES.   At  the
airport,  first go to the left and get a haircut.   Now,  go back to the
ticket  lines and go to the right.   Show the passport to  the  man  and
he'll  let you pass.   Go right by the guard and to the  suitcase  line.
Wait for the green cammo suitcase and get suitcase.  After the bomb goes
off,  go over to the line and buy a ticket.   Go back  to  the  guy  you
showed  your passport to and show him the ticket...go by the  the  guard
again and go to the next screen.   Order some food.   Don't eat it, just
get  the bobby pin.   Go to the machines and get the parachute from  the
FLIGHT  INSURANCE machine.   Just type BUY INSURANCE.   Get on the ramp.
At the waiting room,  get the pamphlet off the counter and give the  man
the  ticket.   On the plane,  as soon as you sit down,  give the
pamphlet to the man next to you.   Go to the back of the plane and  wear
the  parachute.   Open the emergency door with the bobby pin.   When  it
shows  the scene where you're falling through  the  sky,  pull  ripcord.
When you find yourself in the tree, cut rope.  On this next screen, pick
up  the stick and crawl under the bush with the  bees.   On  the
next screen,  wait til the Annaconda comes after you and HOLD STICK.  On
this screen,  follow the bright patches near the bottom of the screen to
avoid  the quicksand.   Depending on your colors,  this may be  hard  to
find,  but you'll make it.  On this next screen, find the right vine and
JUMP.   When you get onto the vine,  type JUMP again.   Keep going until
you reach the other side of the river.   Find the vine you can take  and
GET VINE...move either to the right or up,  it doesn't matter.   Now sit
back  and watch the cartoon for the next five minutes or so.   When  you
get to the chasm,  go back down to the village, back to the screen where
the fire was,  and get ashes.   Go back to the chasm and throw vine.  If
you're  close enough you can swing on the vine across the  chasm.   Keep
going until you get to the bottom of the glacier.   Find the right place
and  type THROW ASHES.   Go up to the top  of  the  mountain  where  the
elevator is.   Go to the edge of the chasm,  I always use the part where
it  widens into a whole near where the steam comes out.   Type  PUT  BAG
INSIDE TONIC BOTTLE.   That worked for me.   It's very sensitive here to
the  exact wording.   Light bag and drop bottle.   It'll blow  the  door
open.   Go into the elevator and that's it.   It takes over  from  here.
Get ready for a good 15-20 minute cartoon.
