Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
How the hips shake, mucho dizzying
Amigo, that's risky for a kid
If I were to kiss, I'd get sucked in
Tonight, I want to see something scary
Don't be afraid
Going from one push after another
The surprising feeling is nice
And you end up dancing till morning
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Catch me in the shade under the palm tree
Make me wait, more than down to the limit
I'm sorry, but you're already addicted
From the jungle you can't escape! Haré+Guu!
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
I drank too much...
Oh, geez...
Ojou-sama, how are you feeling?
Being like this with you, Ojou-sama, reminds me of the past...
Really?
The times we spent together in this estate when you were very young, Ojou-sama...
How sweet and wonderful a time it was...
Getting exited seeing your sleeping face...
Diligently creating a photo album of your pictures...
Sniffing the scent you left behind...
Oh, they're all such great memories!
Memories, huh...
What I keep remembering is the day I left this house...
Expecting to never return to this house...
No...
I thought I'd never want to step foot inside this house again.
If she was worried about her daughter, she could have called.
Yet, she couldn't say what was on her mind.
Mother was nothing but an ornament.
She was just like me, and I really hated that.
I never want to see her again.
Never...
I'm bored...
I wonder what Mom's doing.
I think I'll go over to Mom's room.
Mom this, Mom that. Can't you give it a rest?
You can't stop believing in your fantasy that you and your mother are one and the same spiritually...
...and are experimenting with a twisted mother and child relationship.
What's that really roundabout criticism mean?
Oedipus Complex!
That's too blunt!
Doesn't it make you wonder?
She was so dead set on not wanting to come back to the city.
And every day here is just like the life back in the jungle.
Really, why did she decide to come back here?
She mentioned before that she had an older brother and sister...
...yet nobody's coming here to visit us...
No matter their reasons, this family is full of cold-hearted people!
Haré-sama, do you have any errands for me to run?
Errands?
I'm rotting away from boredom, sheer boredom! There are no errands!
Dammit, you're annoying!
If there's someone with a laugh that you don't like...
...or someone who bumped into you and walked away without apologizing...
...or people who spit on the road as they walk...
If there are annoying people like that...
Oh, that sort of errand.
Anyway, there isn't anyone in this mansion that I hate.
Dammit, you're annoying!
Sycophant.
Everyone is nice to me.
Suck-up.
Why are you saying such annoying stuff?
Honesty.
I'm telling you...
You know, it's nice to have an easy life, but there's nothing left to do.
Something to do?
Oh, but you don't have to go out of your way to find something!
Especially you, Guu!
What's with the 'tch'?
How much longer are we going to be here?
Are we really going to stay here forever?
The school doc was out here the other day.
I should've asked him how everyone in the jungle was doing.
No, I'm not going to resort to something so humiliating as asking him for a favor!
Haré-sama...
Let's play!
I'll tell you now...
No driving. No shooting lessons. No etiquette classes. No shopping. And no stalking! Okay?
Oh, please!
The two of us came us with a fun pastime that we can play right here in the mansion!
"The two of us"?
Tag.
TERROR!
Tag... Tag... Tag... Tag...
Tag... Tag... Tag... Tag... Tag... Tag... Tag... Tag...
Fine.
Well, I'm bored anyway.
All right!
The boundary is the interior of the mansion.
Then, paper...
...rock...
...scissors!
Oh, Guu-san, you're it.
Now, now, let's go!
Right!
Guu-san, come chasing us after you count to ten.
Run away!
One, two, three...
Whoa! Haré-sama, you sure run fast!
Oh, yeah... well, I'm good at running.
Oh, hold on a second!
W-W-What was that?
G-Guu?
W-W-W-What did you just do?
What's called an "It" should act like an "It."
W-What are you talking about? What does "acting like an It" mean?
What's called an "It" should act like an "It."
Oh, good day, Haré-sama.
No! This is different from usual!
Why?
Why does this feel like a horror movie?
And then there were none...
He told us to stay inside the mansion.
Get over here.
NOOOO!!
NO! She's chasing me!
Oh, Bocchan, nice weather we're havin' today!
Ouch...
Oh no, another victim!
My fault? Is this my fault?
Is it because I keep running away?
No. I've been running because I was overcome by fear...
But this is no good!
I have to stand up against it right now!
Hey, wait a...
H-Hey, Guu? Hey...
Hey!
I'm lost!
S-So cold...
At this rate...
...am I camping out?
No, stranded?
No, freezing to death?
No, starving to death?
...in this unfamiliar land?
Is this all because I complained about being bored?
Is this a punishment?
But, who's punishing me?
Hii?
No way!
The Hii that I loved got swallowed up by Guu.
Perhaps I should have been swallowed up by Guu, too?
No, I don't want either option!
That's right.
Hii also fluttered his wings when he was surprised. You're just like him.
Actually... are you Hii? Are you really Hii?
Yamada-san!
Human voices!
I'm saved!?
Yamada-san!
Yamada?
Haré-kun, it's been a while!
T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Tomoyo-san!?
Haré-Haré, your voice is really loud.
Actually, you surprised him, Seiichi.
I thought he'd be surprised...
...and Haré-Haré was really surprised!
Sheesh, you shouldn't do that.
Um... why are you two here?
You know, listen to this!
S-Sure.
You know... we've been there from the beginning, right?
So it's troublesome when new people pop up all over.
Mm... well, it's all right if we can be friends...
But there seem to be a lot of people who don't understand their current situation...
Understand? I probably shouldn't ask about what they don't understand.
That's right.
It seems like they've got a slight misunderstanding there.
We'd like them to think things out a little bit more.
Even without all of them, we don't have too much space.
So, we thought that you, Haré-Haré, would be able to understand.
I kinda get it, but kinda don't...
Oh! Where's Yamada-san?
You know, listen to this!
Crap! I think I dug my own grave!
It's nice that we were able to step outside for the first time in a while...
But we lost sight of her.
I knew it!
So help us look for her!
Since this is the first time she's been outside in a while, it looks like she got homesick.
Actually, I'm in big trouble myself right now...
Haré-Haré, start searching on the right side over here.
Be careful. Let us know if you find her.
Oh... okay...
Yamada-san, huh?
Any time I see her, she has a very... distinctive character...
Wait! This is no time to criticize other people!
Why are those two - no, those three - outside!?
And why the heck am I helping to look for someone!?
I hate him!
I hate that division chief that dumped me!
That kind of homesick, huh...
H-H-H-H-Hold on there, Sis...
You're...
Nothing good will come out of doing something like that.
You came outside for the first time in a while, so you should do something more productive.
Productive?
W-Well, like taking lessons for something, or going to a day-spa, or maybe investing in something...
What? You sound like a child with no dreams.
Since I'm outside for the first time in a while...
You're right, I need to do something that I can only do now.
That's right!
Could she be... prank calling or something!?
Wait, Big Sis! Don't go harassing him now!
What are you talking about?
E-mail, websites, message services... there are so many things to do!
Singles' sites!?
W-What's wrong?
No signal!
Calm down! Calm down!
Calm down!?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Is there anything good that comes out of calming down!?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Will I get a million yen in cold hard cash if I calm down?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Will my weight drop below 50 kilograms if I calm down!?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Will all the people who made fun of me, laughed at me, and ignored me suffer if I calm down!!?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Um, Big Sis?
What!?
I believe... nothing comes out of hatred.
Both happy things and sad things make you grow into a beautiful lady.
I'm only 11 years old, so it might be strange for me to say something like this...
...but I don't dislike how you're so powerful, or how your will is so strong.
I think that's amazing.
If anything, instead of being buried in the past, let's believe in the future.
You...
You're right.
I didn't think I had anything left ahead of me.
Even though that's what's most important...
Age doesn't matter in romance.
A new rendezvous is just around the corner...
Now, let's hurry back and nurture our new love!
W-Wait a minute!!
Congratulations!
Haré-Haré, you make a wonderful couple!
Don't just stand by watching! Help me!
Seriously... I'm in trouble if this carries on!
U-Um, Sis...
How about you go back ahead of me and get ready and stuff?
Get ready?
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah.
There's all sorts of things...
There are, aren't there?
That's true...
I need to put makeup on, too!
And, I need a change of clothes!
See you later, Haré-Haré!
Come drop by our place, too!
S-See you later...
I've been spared...
Not!?
Hey!
Hey...
This is no good!
Why did I send them back!?
I was finally able to find someone!
Did they really go back?
Inside Guu?
They've been swallowed whole again?
Is the game of tag still on?
The situation hasn't changed one bit!
Or rather, maybe it's gotten worse?
Am I stupid?
What's wrong?
Who is it?
Are you lost?
Oh, she seems like a nice person...
Y-Yeah... that's right...
I was playing tag with my friend...
If she finds us now, I'm sure this lady will get assaulted by Guu, too...
D-Do you live near here?
I do.
T-Then, I hate to stand here and chat, so how about we go back to your house?
That's fine with me...
Please, have some.
Thanks, I'll have some!
T-That's right...
Manners! Manners!
It's all right. Go ahead and eat.
Thank you!
Is it tasty?
There are plenty left, so go ahead and eat up.
Sure!
Um, do you live all by yourself?
I used to have children...
Three of them.
The first two got married, and no longer live here.
Wait, what about the third child?
The third child used to be here...
...but left home quite a while ago.
My husband disowned her...
Disowned?
He disowned his own daughter, saying she did something lewd.
She was still a young, frail girl...
...yet I couldn't protect her...
...although I was her mother.
The older two children got married and left the house, and my husband passed away...
After I became alone, I finally realized what a cruel thing I had done.
I wanted to see her, and wrote letter after letter for years...
...but not once did I get a reply from her.
Even now, she's near me, yet she doesn't want to see me at all...
Why is that?
She's mad, because I didn't do even one thing for her as a parent.
Not one thing as a parent...
It makes me lonely to think that my mother...
...and "Plus Alpha" immediately come to mind.
I know someone that has parents like that...
...but he doesn't have any of that anger, and doesn't avoid his parents.
Really?
His mom drinks lots of alcohol, is lazy, and does none of the household chores.
And, his dad plays around with lots of women...
...and is really cold-hearted to everyone around him. Truly the worst guy ever!
That sounds horrible for a married couple.
Y-You're right about that...
...but he knows that they both have good points, so he doesn't hate them at all.
That friend of yours must have a good understanding of his parents.
So, you shouldn't think so negatively...
Then, why won't she see me?
That's...
I know! It must be that she's too shy!
Shy?
Is that really so?
Yup!
I'm sure she doesn't drag along the past for so long!
Yeah, probably! I'm sure of it!
You're an optimist...
A very positive outlook.
Well, I'm forced to think this way...
Oh, is that so?
Perhaps I mentioned something that I shouldn't have?
Come to think of it, you...
You resemble my daughter that I was just talking about.
It feels like my daughter cheered me up.
I get it...
So the daughter that she was just talking about...
...was my mom.
That means, she's my...
G-Grand...
Oh!
Your friend?
I'm Guu.
How about tea together with us?
Yeah!
Hey, what happened to the game of tag?
I'm full now!
Hey, wait, why are you so satisfied!?
Spit 'um out! Out with 'um! Put them back!
Don't give me that nice smile of yours!
You two get along very well.
In what light do you have to look at things to believe that?
When I'm with her, I have nothing but complaints, worries, and stress!
It's a wonderful thing to have someone that you can straightforwardly throw your complaints at.
People tend to be reserved, so it's hard to really talk about things like that.
Things might have been better if I had were able to talk things out with my daughter like you two...
Grandma...
U-Um, actually, I...
I feel sick.
Because you shook me so much.
Oh, sorry.
Oh my, are you all right?
I can't hold it in. They've come up to my mouth now.
Seriously!?
I'm sorry, I think we'll be going home now.
Oh my... will she be all right?
Yeah! See you!
So Grandma has been thinking things like that...
It wasn't that she didn't care at all about Mom or me...
Ouch! What the heck!?
Don't just spew people all over the place!
You want me to digest everything I swallow?
No!
Oh, I feel refreshed now.
Then don't swallow them in the first place!
What am I doing all the way out here?
I thought I was playing around in the mansion...
So I'm not given even a moment to be thrilled about meeting my grandmother?
Now, you're "It".
NEXT EPISODE
Oh man, it's the end already?
Come to think of it, all sorts of things happened...
Really.
I remember how you, Haré fought inside that giant robot with the future of mankind at stake.
It seems like yesterday.
An adventure!?
And I was worried for you when you were fighting a certain military government!
I know nothing about that!
Don't go making up memories about other people!
Next episode of Haré+Guu, Final Episode
Over... It's All Over.
Then, shall we go defeat the final boss soon?
There's no such thing!