Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
How the hips shake, mucho dizzying
Amigo, that's risky for a kid
If I were to kiss, I'd get sucked in
Tonight, I want to see something scary
Don't be afraid
Going from one push after another
The surprising feeling is nice
And you end up dancing till morning
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Catch me in the shade under the palm tree
Make me wait, more than down to the limit
I'm sorry, but you're already addicted
From the jungle you can't escape! Haré+Guu!
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
Doctor!
Doctor! Doctor! Doctor!
A letter! A letter! I got a letter!
REST STOP
Doctor, it's a letter! It's a letter from Haré!
You're so cheerful that you're starting to look like a loon!
Look! Look! You're so cheerful that you're starting to look like a loon!
I'll open it right away, so hold on!
You know... I'll open it right away, so hold on!
I want to get a little bit more sleep, so can you read it in your own room?
A letter from my dear Haré...
...and I've been waiting for it...
It's so wonderful - this feels like a long-distance relationship!
She still doesn't listen to what other people say.
All right, I'm going to read it now, so listen up!
Sure, sure...
Dear Marie,
Hello. How are you doing?
Oh, geez Haré, you're acting so formal!
At least, could you read letters quietly? Oh, geez Haré, you're acting so formal!
At least, could you read letters quietly? But you're so cute like that!
I'm doing very well.
I've gotten used to living over here now.
It's quite fun to just explore through the big mansion.
At first, I wanted to go back to the jungle every day.
But now, I haven't been feeling that way as much.
Bell, Ashio, and all the others are really nice to us.
I enclosed a picture of everyone together, so please look at it.
Sincerely, Haré.
Don't go getting so used to it!!
What is it? Don't go getting so used to it!!
Haré... Haré isn't coming back...
I'm sure a woman in the city slept her way into his life!
Um, do you really understand the meaning of what you just said?
All of this is because you didn't stop Weda back then, you fool! Um, do you really understand the meaning of what you just said?
All of this is because you didn't stop Weda back then, you fool!
She's a completely different character from the shock she just got...
All of this is because you didn't stop Weda back then, you fool!
Oh, well.
Oh, you good-for-nothing! Oh, well.
Oh, you good-for-nothing!
I'm going to be gone for a week or two myself, so take care.
Oh, you good-for-nothing!
What? Where are you going? Where?
I came to steal your heart away.
That's a lie, doctor... or is that the truth?
I'm sorry to betray your expectations...
...but I'm going to go listen to lectures at the college.
There was one that caught my attention.
Oh, that's no fun at all.
I'm sure Weda is all lonely because she doesn't get to see you, Doctor.
I see...
She's being irresponsible again...
I'm sure that at night, she's all lonely and her heart races when she thinks of you, Doctor!
I see...
That's sounding good...
It's true that I'm going to go listen to the lectures...
But, doesn't that sound too much like an excuse?
I'm really hoping that I'll be able to see her...
What am I thinking? I'm nearing 30...
I wonder what she's doing right now...
Oh man, this is boring.
I'm bored of the life here now.
Mom, you were saying that this was a fun place yesterday.
Did I really say that?
How people feel changes day by day, you know?
No good... I think I'm going to stop believing in other people from now on.
In the first place, this place is so uptight.
Oh, allow me.
It's bothersome that someone does anything and everything for me.
And when I step out, I always have someone guarding me...
I want to wander around all by myself once in a while...
Are there any good ideas?
I just came up with a really great idea!
Again? What did you come up with now?
Listen up, Haré. Your mother has an important errand...
...so don't come into my room until this evening!
Sure, sure...
Robert and Bell, this applies to you too. Got it, everyone?
S-Sure...
I wonder what Weda-san is going to do?
Dunno... but I'm sure it won't be anything too drastic.
I must say that this is a great idea!
All I have to do is sneak out of the window, and come home before nightfall!
Here goes!
I'm on my way!
Her house is around here.
I kinda found myself walking this way, but what should I do if I really see her?
Oh, geez! It's not like me to be all worried about something!
I'm getting irritated at myself!
Because I haven't seen her in a while, my memories of her are getting rosy.
Doctor. Because I haven't seen her in a while, my memories of her are getting rosy.
If I were to think, "That's it?" When I see her again, maybe it's better if I didn't see her at all...
I'll leave it as a beautiful memory...
There's no certainty that I'll even see her in the first place.
I guess I'll head over to a friend's place now instead.
Doctor?
Wow, what are you doing here? Did you return here too, Doctor?
Oh, yeah, I did. I just got back today.
Wow! My fantasy wasn't anything comparable to this!
It's wonderful that I can see you so suddenly like this! In the small while that I haven't seen her...
Don't you think God does such nifty things? In the small while that I haven't seen her...
Come to think of it, I haven't seen you in quite a while. I had forgotten her smile, how she talks - and so many other things.
How've you been? I had forgotten her smile, how she talks - and so many other things.
You're as wonderful as you always were Weda-chan.
Stop joking, Doctor.
And she still has no faith in me.
Just like always!
Hey, it's Guu.
Hey, hey, Guu, what are you doing?
Oh, it's Weda-sama.
Oh, it's Mom?
W-W-W-What's the school doc doing here!?
I didn't hear about this!
You know him?
He's the worst gigolo out there! He followed Mom all the way from the jungle!
The strong, valiant Weda-sama prefers men like that?
Since we bumped into each other, would you like to hang out with me a bit?
I won't let her go!
Don't be a fool.
Y-You're so masculine...
He came all the way out to the city to see Weda. That means he truly cares for her.
He probably doesn't have an ulterior motive.
How about we watch over them warmly for now?
I see, we stalk them?
Exactly!
Wow! Talk about being a real fool.
But, it's true that he came all the way out here to the city...
That dishonest, macho-posing guy who hates getting into a mess...
Does that mean he's really serious about this?
Then, where shall we go?
Do you want to go anywhere?
Anywhere is fine.
A-anywhere!?
Y-You really don't care where?
Yeah.
The city changed so much that I don't know the area well anymore.
T-Then, let's go somewhere quiet!
S-sure...
All right, let's start tailing.
Got it!
That guy's ulterior motives are damn obvious!
This is a love story between adults.
A man and a woman happen to reunite unexpectedly in the city...
Where are the two headed, now that a premonition of a passionate romance shakes their hearts?
This is just like the story between Weda and the school doc.
Not at all!
By the way, it's rated "R" so kids can't go see it.
Like we could show something like that!? We'd get complaints from all over the place!
Right now, my mom is in danger!
I have to protect Mom from the evil hands of the school doc!
End of story!
Geez, if we waste time in a weird position like this, we'll lose sight of them!
Oh, they're coming!
Oh, geez, they're so close together!
They look like they're getting along so well!
Haré-sama, you're acting like a husband who's witnessing his wife having an affair.
And, according to him, that professor won't be seriously...
What was that?
A gunshot?
YOU!
You really are a dangerous guy at heart, aren't you!?
Well, if you thought he was in the way that much, I thought it would be better to...
All we have to do is to follow them so that they don't see us!
That makes us nothing but peeping-toms!
How about we move in if the target does anything strange.
Hey, that's a great idea!
It's like a cop show or something!
Then, let's hurry up and make nicknames for ourselves?
How about "Jean Pants"?
Or "Short Pants", "Swim pants", "No Pants"...
You know... Are you guys enjoying my mom being in a crisis?
I wonder what's good? You know... Are you guys enjoying my mom being in a crisis?
Of course, it'd be "No Pants." You know... Are you guys enjoying my mom being in a crisis?
But, wouldn't that be a bad thing visually? You know... Are you guys enjoying my mom being in a crisis?
Welcome!
They entered a café.
All right, let's get as close as possible and see what they... -
Wait, they'll see us for sure that way...
I have a good idea.
Welcome!
Are you ready to order?
Café Americano.
Water.
O-Orange juice...
Haré-sama, more enthusiasm!
I would like an orange juice, please!
Actually...
Why am I the only one wearing girl's clothes?
You can't help but disguise yourself when following someone who knows your face.
Especially you, Haré-sama.
Don't complain!
I'm a pet.
Yours is a costume!!
Something wrong?
No, I thought I heard an awfully familiar voice just now...
...but I think it was just me.
Then, Doctor, you came all the way out here to listen to a lecture at the university?
You really study hard!
That's not really true. It's normal.
Besides, I wanted to see you too, Weda-chan.
Is he finally trying to seduce her?
Oh, I see.
Miss, can I have a refill? You know, Haré-sama...
Miss, can I have a refill? Perhaps there's no need for us to worry about Weda-sama.
Right away! Perhaps there's no need for us to worry about Weda-sama.
I forgot about one thing...
Mom is...
...very dense.
The cocoa here is very tasty.
I'm troubled that she would so nonchalantly ignore that line...
Am I mistaken to expect a normal woman's reaction from her?
But, I'm tired of this vague relationship!
Here you go! But, I'm tired of this vague relationship!
Right! I'm going to settle this right now!
Hey, I'm sorry to ask all of a sudden...
...but do you have a boyfriend right now?
Oh brother, does it look like I do? Are you insulting me?
No, no, not at all...
At the least, she's not seeing any guy right now...
Doctor, isn't it you that have someone you want to see over here?
You have at least five or six, don't you?
Does it seem like I chase after that many women or something?
I'm sorry, but I only have my eyes on one woman...
You can't tell who it is?
This is like some drama series!
It's amazing, Haré-sama!
I won't allow it! Not dating a man like him!
Haré-sama, you're terribly, terribly scary.
I have no choice. I guess I'll shut him up.
No, wait a moment.
What are you planning on doing?
I was being careless.
Don't you think about settling things in a peaceful manner!?
Now, now...
Huh?
If you say this is bad and that's bad, you won't become a better person, "No Pants".
Who's "No Pants"!?
How about you let Robert have his way for once?
If I did, we'd end up watching a catastrophe!
Don't be irresponsible! If you're going that far, then why don't you do something about it?
Eh, Guu-san?
All I need to do is to interrupt the conversation, right?
Yeah, that's right.
Well, just watch.
A-A blowgun!?
And the bullet is a pokute!?
I-I-I'm terribly sorry, sir!
Nice, Guu! That was a success! L-l-I'm terribly sorry, sir!
Nice, Guu! That was a success! I'll bring a towel right away!
That was a success? I'll bring a towel right away!
Somehow, I don't feel comfortable here.
You want to go somewhere else?
If you wander around outside like that, you'll catch a cold.
A success! Go home! Go home! But I want to spend a little more time with you, Weda-chan.
A success! Go home! Go home! But, Doctor, you need to do something about that outfit first.
A success! Go home! Go home! Then, I'll go grab a change of clothes, so come back to the hotel with me.
A success! Go home! Go home! Sure. How about you take a shower while you're at it?
Tagging along to a hotel.
Alone. A world just for adults, huh...
It's an easy equation to understand.
Big success!
Big trouble.
Oh, what should we do!? At this rate, I won't be able to recover from everything!
Mom will be scarred!
Haré-sama, as always, you don't think like a normal child.
Don't you have to follow them?
E-Excuse me! Just a minute!
The seventh floor...
Then we get off one floor early and dash up the stairs.
Ah, that was close! They didn't notice us...
Actually...
Why didn't they notice? Guu...
Haré-sama, one floor up!
Y-Yeah!
That room!
Let's see what they're doing inside!
S-Sure!
Weda, want me to make some tea?
Sure.
Why are they all relaxed and stuff!
If someone were to see us, they'd get a bad impression...
Room 704, no problems!
No problems!
Weirdo!
I don't want to hear it from you when you're dressed like that!
Now, what should we do?
This is a pretty nice room.
Guest, I have brought your room service.
Room service? I don't recall ordering anything...
Today is a special service day, and we are delivering tea and sweets to all guests.
Oh, is that so?
Haré-sama, Haré-sama, this is Robert, do you copy?
You're fine with the plan, right?
When I'm done with this, I'll be waiting outside the room.
If something happens, contact me.
I'll be right over.
This is Haré, this is Haré.
Roger that, Robert.
If something happens to Mom, I'm counting on you!
Boy, this is getting exciting, "No Pants".
I already told you, who's this "No Pants"!? We're not playing around here!
Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.
All preparations are ready, so please have some.
Yeah, we were planning on having some tea.
Good timing. Thanks.
I see, then I will...
W-What was that?
I just heard some massive noise...
Rejoice. The crisis is over.
That was the worst thing to do, idiot!!
Is something hidden under this cart?
Oh, come to think of it... I'm sorry sir, this was for the guests next door.
Now, excuse me...
What in the world was that?
Dunno...
What the heck are you trying to do!?
Thrill and suspense!
What's up with that!?
Now, what to do next...
Somehow, we ended up in a confusion.
Want me to make a new pot of tea?
Oh, but Doctor, you need to take a shower first.
Think so? Then, can you wait here?
Sure thing!
The doctor sleeps on this bed...
We don't know what to expect, so please be careful!
Yeah, got it!
Guu-san, if anything happens, I'm relying on you to help Haré-sama!
Leave it to me!
I'll try to do it alone as much as possible...
I don't want to get into another situation like the one earlier...
Don't get in my way this time, Guu.
No, that's a misunderstanding, "No Pants".
Guu always does everything for your sake, "No Pants".
I've been saying, who the heck is "No Pants"!?
What's wrong, Guu?
I'm stuck.
I see...
A rat?
G-G-G-GUU! Move aside!!
Can't.
What are we going to do about that!?
Just deal with it. What are we going to do about that!?
Just deal with it.
My life will end before that!
Oh, Haré-sama!
What happened, Haré-sama!?
It's wonderful to be alive...
Huh?
I'm fully aware that she doesn't feel that way at all, but...
Weda-chan!
Oh no, Doctor!
...I can't help running simulations in my mind!
Yes?
I'm sorry, I'm with the police - will you help me with an investigation?
A dangerous deal is taking place in the next room over.
I would like to look inside their room.
It will be over in an instant!
S-Sure...
Now, Haré-sama, hurry!
It's all right, in here, we won't look suspicious.
Who are these suspicious-looking people?
And this kid, a while ago...
I can hear a shower.
Does that mean someone's naked!?
That's strange... I was sure that they were doing the deal here...
That's right... you know...
Hello, is this the police?
Sorry to have bothered you!
But still, she did come to the hotel... Maybe she's dropping a hint.
Of all people, she wouldn't even think of it.
I should just change into clothes.
Hey, Robert, aren't you done yet? Hurry up!
Y-Yes, right away!
Let's see...
Is it this one?
Wait...
Fast! Too Fast! It's too fast!
T-T-T-Thanks, Guu.
Y-Y-You saved me!
Would you like to become one of the stars in the heavens, "No Pants"?
NOOOOOOO!!
This is dangerous! Let's go back up.
Wait, Mom is on the bed?!
Too fast!!
Oh no, I must have fallen asleep...
I'm sorry, Doctor.
Oh, you're up?
It's okay, it hasn't been even 15 minutes.
You were like this in the jungle too, Doctor...
When I'm asleep, you always wait and never wake me up.
Really?
Yeah...
I like that.
I like that about you, doctor...
...Sorry.
Weda-chan, I...
Sorry.
I forgive you.
What did she forgive me for?
Oh, well...
Oh, what should we do about this!?
We'll just have to break in!
Oh no! It's this late already!? I have to get back!
What? What's the matter now?
I have to be home by dinnertime, or they'll realize that I snuck out of the house!
It's all right if you're a little late...
Nope. Bell is really scary when she gets mad.
Oh no...
It's not like I can stay here for that long...
Well, Doctor...
Another goodbye, huh...
I'll see you later!
Weda-chan...
I'll see you later!
That means...
I'll go in first.
I'll leave Weda-san to you.
We're counting on you, "No Pants".
Okay!
Fire!
W-What's with you guys?
Quiet!
Now, Haré-sama, quickly!
Mom? Mom!! Mom?!
Y-You know... Mom? Mom!! Mom?!
Shut up!
Strange... Mom's not here.
Is that so? Then maybe she went home?
Ojou-sama, what were you doing in your room today?
Oh, nothing!
But...
Haré and Robert, how'd you get hurt like that?
Oh, it's nothing.
Boy, he sure was tough...
Today's lesson...
...No Pants!
NEXT EPISODE
I'm bored. It's nice to take it easy, but actually there's nothing to do.
Why did Mom come back here?
Bell said something about a grandma being here, but there's no signs of such a person coming to visit
What, Guu? Then we should play tag?
That's fine, but tag is a really innocent game for you to mention.
Oh, so you're it, Guu?
All right, I'm on the run!
Wait, Guu is it?
Oh no, I have to be serious about getting away!
Wait, this is...
A forest?
Oh no, I've gotten lost!
Wait... a forest?
Next episode of Haré+Guu: Terror! Humane Game of Tag
This person... Could it be?