Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
How the hips shake, mucho dizzying
Amigo, that's risky for a kid
If I were to kiss, I'd get sucked in
Tonight, I want to see something scary
Don't be afraid
Going from one push after another
The surprising feeling is nice
And you end up dancing till morning
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Catch me in the shade under the palm tree
Make me wait, more than down to the limit
I'm sorry, but you're already addicted
From the jungle you can't escape! Haré+Guu!
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
Robert-San
Now, is this all of the luggage?
That's it.
Then, we'll take the luggage and head home first.
Someone will come to pick you up, so please wait here.
You want us... to wait here... in these outfits!?
So cold...
Well, Ojou-sama, those were the only winter clothes you had.
But you guys are all prepared with your coats and stuff!
That pisses me off!
You should've spoken up sooner, if that was what you wanted.
Come here! I'll keep you warm.
Hey, hey! That's no way to warm someone up...
Oh, Ashio, you're so kind...
You're so warm.
And someone who goes along with it... No way!
Ow...
Ojou-sama, please wear my coat!
All right!
Oh, this is so warm!
U-Um...
Hare-sama...
In the city, they say that "All children are children of the wind."
No, wait, hold on...
Why... do we need someone to pick us up?
Oh, I don't know why.
This is so warm!
Geez, what should I think of this mother that chooses her own warmth over her child...
And she looks warm no matter how you look at her.
Guu wouldn't possibly...
What, you're cold?
Here, wear this.
Guu, thanks!
No problem.
Something like that would never happen...
Whats wrong? Are you cold?
You want me to lend you mine?
I-It's all right, you must be cold too, Guu.
Don't be so modest.
Thanks...
I wonder who's going to pick us up?
I sure hope it's someone normal.
...because it's usually me that has a hellish time with them.
You do?
I think someone slightly strange would be amusing, and so, more fun.
Like what kinda guy?
For instance... like Guu-chan!
Someone like Guu?
No! No way! Absolutely not!
Now that's being rude to Guu-chan! Apologize!
I-I'm sorry...
Oh, its all right.
Oh, Guu-chan, you're so forgiving...
Oh, why do things always turn out this way?
Hey, Mom, that guy's looking over here.
Maybe he's the guy who's here to pick us up.
The way he's looking at me...
Maybe he's a scout for a model agency!
Oh, here he comes!
Just as I thought!
Can I help you?
Please, don't speak too loudly.
Yes?
I'm here on Bell-san's orders.
You must be Weda-sama?
Yes, I am...
I was sent here to pick you up.
I'm Robert. Nice to meet you.
So you were the guy who came here to pick us up!
But why are you whispering?
Because someone might be after her.
In the city, you're always surrounded by danger.
It wouldn't be unusual for anything to happen.
That is why I, a professional guard, am here to pick her up.
A suspicious man is looking this way...
No, I think he's just looking at the arrival board.
Now, hurry. It's dangerous to stay here!
It can't be... This guy is another weirdo?
Oh, brother... strange guys are attracted to us, even in the city...
It's such a nuisance.
W-What? You're saying I'm the reason!?
Look out!
Get down, Hare-sama!
Whew, it was just a mistake. We're fine.
It's not fine!
Just a misunderstanding.
I thought it was a gunshot!
Oh, it's just a burst tire.
And the first misunderstanding is creating a different misunderstanding...
Misunderstanding... a misunderstanding...
Oh, Bell-san told me to bring you to the mansion safe and sound, so it seems that I'm being a little over sensitive.
No, actually, you're being very over sensitive.
Now, we should hurry to the car before someone else comes after us!
You know, nobody was after us...
Weda-sama, make sure to stay behind me.
You know, this guy seems a little strange.
No, he's really strange! A complete weirdo!
It's rude to treat someone you just met as a weird guy.
Oh, you're right. I'm sorry.
Guu-chan, you said something good there. I've learned my lesson.
Well, I guess that's true...
It's just me overreacting, I'm sure.
Wow, amazing!
A lot of things change when more than ten years pass.
Buildings everywhere!
It's a concrete jungle.
A jungle, huh?
Mom, I want to look around for a bit.
Haré-sama, the concrete jungle has many dangerous places, unlike the jungle that you grew up in.
Oh, I see...
Then I guess it's better not go outside?
No, no...
If you're going to tour the city, I will guide you.
Furthermore, I will protect you from all harm.
Please rest assured.
He's a nice guy after all.
Although he overreacts to his surroundings and goes ballistic.
But then, that might be because his desire to protect someone is so powerful.
Hey, Guu.
As long as Robert doesn't think we're being threatened, he's a normal guy, isn't he?
Hey, Haré?
Isn't that car behind us a little strange?
I just can't shake the feeling that we're being followed...
Hey now...
Maybe someone is after us?
W-Why do you try to stir up trouble?
Mom, say something!
In the first place, such an ordinary couple wouldn't be coming after us!
Can't you come up with a better lie than that?
No!
That may all be a facade...
W-Wait a minute...
That might all be an act to trick us.
The probability that someone is after us is high, after all!
Wha... Look out!
Just as I thought! They came to ram us!
No, no! We backed into them!
Maybe they have comrades?
There's a possibility of being surrounded!
We must get away from this area immediately!
Did we shake 'em off?
There's a red car coming after us.
Damn! So there were more of them!
Wait, that's a fire truck!
They're persistent!
Hey! Listen to what I'm saying!
Stop it!
More of them!?
That's an ambulance!
Excellent! We shook them off!
You've got it wrong!
Slow down!!
This is the worst!
This is a nightmare...
Help me!
Haré!
Haré-sama, Haré-sama!
You've finally woken up.
Bell! Good morning...
This place?
This is your room, Haré-sama.
I showed you here last night, didn't I?
Last night?
Come to think of it, the moment you arrived at the mansion, you said...
I-I'm tired...
...and with that one sentence, you fell right asleep.
I heard you went visiting all sorts of places with Robert yesterday...
I'm sure you got tired from having too much fun.
No...
I heard that you visited the police station as well...
Wasn't that fun?
Actually, it wasn't just a visit. They were interrogating us!
The truth is getting all twisted around here!
Ojou-sama and Guu-sama are eating already.
Haré-sama, you should wash your face and change clothes.
Wow, amazing!
Mom really was a rich girl!
Oh, good morning.
Who are you?
Am I supposed to be happy or irritated by that reaction of yours?
I-I mean, that's not how you are!
Mom, you're usually like... wolfing down the rice, slurping the soup...
...and you say good morning dressed in nothing besides your panties!
Hurry up and eat.
Thank goodness, it's the Mom that I always knew.
This knife is cumbersome... but it's tasty!
Hey... where's Guu?
Guu left already.
Left? W-Where to?
Dunno.
She said she was going to have a little fun outside.
H-Have a little fun!?
Wait, I'm going to go look for Guu!
Wait, you haven't finished your meal yet!!
But...
Playtime can wait until after your meal!
No, I'm not going to go play!
You can't listen to what your mother says!?
All right, I finished my meal!
I'm gonna go now!
Oh, my, Haré-sama is in such a good mood!
He's still young. He can't get enough playtime.
Oh, I feel like a superhero of justice that can't reveal his true self to others.
If I left Guu alone, who knows what she'd do.
Where should I start looking for her?
It's the guy from yesterday, Robert.
Amazing! He hit the bulls-eye with all of them!
His shooting skills are second to none...
...although he always makes mistakes about where to shoot.
You've still got room for improvement.
Guu? Why is Guu there?
Oh, I'm embarrassed.
And furthermore, for some reason, she seems rather masculine.
Can you show me an example again?
Sure, if that's what you want...
And she's talking like a guy, too?
Oh, but she only hit the target with one of her shots...
A-Amazing!
I can't do one-hole shots unless I'm really in top condition!
It's simple to shoot through the same hole.
You're kidding!? Is that for real!?
It's as if it was your arm.
It is her arm!
Who's there!?
An intruder!?
An intruder? He sounds so old fashioned.
Actually, I don't need to hide, do I?
That's right, I can make an ordinary appearance.
This is suspicious.
Perhaps a spy has snuck in from somewhere.
A spy!?
Wait...
Isn't it better for us to get rid of 'em right now?
Hey, come on!
Even though they don't realize it's me... don't go saying stuff like that!
Well, I'm sure it's nothing more than someone from the lower end of the food chain...
...like someone who just came out from a distant jungle.
No, she's saying this because she realizes it's me!
I don't know who you are, but come out!
If you come out peacefully, I won't do anything!
That's what he says, but he's so ready and willing to shoot...
Oh man, he's aiming! He's aiming his gun!
I-If I went out right now, he'd kill me!?
But, if I don't...
Shoot before they take the initiative.
Ah, you're right.
So I'll get shot either way!?
Dammit, I have to take my chances!
W-Wait a minute! I-It's me!
Oh, it's you, Hare-sama.
It's dangerous for you to be in a place like this.
Yup. Dangerous, dangerous.
The existence of you two in this world is more dangerous!!
Don't you go busting out that gun everywhere!
Oh, I apologize.
Oh you are?!
Those three seem to be getting along very well...
You're right.
Don't you get close to him anymore!
It's dangerous!
Hm, it's true that he faces life-or-death situations...
Nine times out of ten, the danger is your fault.
Oh my, you look like you're having so much fun.
You call this having fun?
Robert.
Yes?
Ojou-sama has seen how you three were having fun, so she insisted that you look after the children.
W-What!? Mom did!?
Yes, I'm honored!
W-Why is this!?
I don't want someone dangerous like this to be at my side, even for one second!
But, it'd be immature of me to make a fuss like that...
...and I've never had anything go well when I spoke the truth.
Right now, I need to calm down, and...
Well, I wouldn't mind, but Guu seems to want to keep her distance from Robert...
Well, actually, they seem to be awfully close.
I can't think this is anything other than her giving me a hard time.
I'm sure it's just you that thinks so, Haré-sama.
Um...
Then, Robert, I trust you to do a good job.
Roger!
Now then...
Let's be chummy and visit the city.
I will never go out!
Well then, you don't have to come, Haré.
I'll go with just Robert.
Hold on just a minute!
You want to go?
No! You shouldn't go!
In the first place, why are you heading out?
Don't worry about it.
I am too going to worry!
What was that look on your face!?
What are you thinking of doing!?
Say something!
This may not be an adequate description, but how about, "riot?"
That's more than adequate!
Can I tag along with you guys after all?
Sure, but it makes me worry.
Very true.
What?
The city is full of danger...
Let's head out after we do a bit of training.
Training?
T-This is...
A bullet-proof vest.
I thought the color gray would be a safe bet.
I hope you like it...
No, it's not about the color!
Why do I have to wear something like this!?
This is to protect you, Haré-sama.
From what?
From everything.
The city is a concrete jungle...
...you don't know what will come attack you.
When you take one step outside home, think of everyone as an enemy.
Now...
Somehow...
I wonder if this guy has a history of being betrayed by his friends?
Now that you have adequate defense...
Next up...
Haré-sama, I'd like you to aim and shoot as well.
It's part of the training.
Please aim at that target.
Target...
I see, if it's a target, it's just sport shooting.
If that's the case, nobody will get hurt.
All right!
How Guu was poised earlier... was it like this?
If it's a sport, I can do it, too.
Maybe it's impossible for me after all...
There's no way that I'd hit...
Bulls-eye!?
Haré...
Guu! Are you all right!?
It's all over...
Get a grip!!
Don't worry about me. Keep moving ahead.
To where?
Overcome my death, and mature as a human.
Guu...
Is it just me, or does she seem a little too collected about this death of hers?
Guu!
Oh, a gun... I never should have held it...
I'm sorry, Guu...
If I knew this was going to happen, I would have been nicer, and more friendly to you.
Robert?
This...
Over there...
Haré-sama, you're still a child, so I gave you a toy gun.
Surprise!
It was an amazing bit of acting!
I almost believed you, too!
They say, to fool an enemy you must first fool your allies.
That has nothing to do with this!
That's enough, cut it out, both of you!
That's a footrace starter pistol.
All right, it's a race!
Wait!
What's wrong with you guys!
Oh, see there, Ojou-sama.
Haré-sama and the others are playing tag in the yard.
Oh, you're right... They're really full of energy.
I'm so glad.
I thought he'd be longing for the jungle after coming to the city so suddenly.
But the boy didn't have the time for such thoughts.
NEXT EPISODE
Robert doesn't like my mom?
Why?
It's true that my mom is lazy, and rough, and goes at her own pace in a bad way...
...or rather forcefully goes her own way.
If he were to see Mom seriously doing her best at something. Robert might...
There's only one thing that Weda would get serious about...
Bluntly put, that's her son in a crisis.
This again!?
Next episode of Haré+Guu: "Pachimon"
Who's the pachimon!?