Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Hare nochi Guu!
Mekurumeku koshitsuki MUCHO
Kodomo nya kiwadoi AMIGO
Kisu shitara suikomaresou
Kowai mono mitasa TONIGHT
Ojikeduitara dame
Oshite osarete GOING
Dokkiri kibun ga iine
Chakkari asa made DANCING
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Yashi no kokage de tsukamaete
Jirashite tokoton tokoton
Gomen ne anata wa mou toriko
Nigerarenai Jungle Hare nochi Guu!
Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Hare nochi Guu!
All that snow that was here...
In an instant...
...it all disappeared.
It's like a dream.
Was that snow real?
I can't forget how cold it was...
That's true...
Snow is cold...
...it makes you feel like you're going to freeze down to your bones...
But, that's all the more reason...
It snows in the city, right?
Of course.
Snow piled on the rooftops of stations and old churches is white like cotton...
...and the scenery looks like something right out of a fairy tale.
I see... I'd sure like to see that.
I want to see it, too.
You want to go?
Go?
Let's do it!
Let's go, let's go! Decision made!
Are you serious!?
Bell! Ashio! Pack up!
Pack up?
Are we going to go somewhere?
Back home.
We're going to leave before noon, so book the flights.
I have to put on some makeup.
She's serious...
Ojou-san, who had been dreading it so much, is now saying she wants to go home.
It's cold in the city, right?
It makes your skin dry and chapped...
While compared to that...
The jungle is warm.
What was that!?
Ojou-sama's going home!?
And so, perhaps it'd be better to just stay here and work for her...
Of course that's not better!
The day has finally come for us to follow our mistress' order and bring back our ojou-sama!
We have to hurry, before Ojou-sama changes her mind!
Here we go!
Now, we must hurry and get the suitcase out.
That's right, we have to get Ojou-sama's winter dress ready also.
Hey, Mom, if we're really going to go...
Shouldn't you say good-bye to the villagers?
Oh, that's true.
Nothing less from you, Guu-chan. You're so considerate!
I should make my rounds, but I have to change before that.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
It's because you were slow.
Y-You know!
Haré, don't dally! Get ready!
Sure.
Ashio, can you bring me a suitcase?
Of course!
Ouch...
Geez, what are you doing?
Hurry up and grab that end!
AIRPORT 21: JAPANESE FOOD & WESTERN FOOD
Haré's going to the city?
You're kidding! Why?
And, you're departing immediately?
Well, this is rather sudden.
Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry that this was so sudden.
N-No, I don't like this.
Haré, you're not going to be here anymore?
Eh?
You're overreacting.
We're going to the city, but we're definitely coming back.
Oh, when did I say anything about returning?
I don't think I said anything about returning.
I-I didn't hear anything about NOT returning!
Then, we'll compromise and say that we might come back.
You know, this isn't something to compromise about!
Haré... If you're gone, Haré...
Oh, Marie, don't be so sad...
W-What happens to all of my future plans!?
You know, isn't the point of Marie's sorrow a little abnormal?
Breaking up... that's something that I can't do!
Don't worry, we'll never part from each other!
Hey, you guys have got it twisted, too.
Haré... it makes me lonely.
That's right... spending every day without Weda...
Haré! Weda!
Well, same for me...
Haré...
When you want to cry, you can cry in my arms.
I see, you are sad!
All right, Haré, cry as much as you want.
This might be our final farewell with Haré and company.
All of you, let's see them off with a jungle ceremony.
Toposte, time for that.
GOODBYE JUNGLE sung by Elder & Everyone in the Jungle
Today, we part Goodbye, goodbye
The jungle's a great place, so come by at least once
The ocarina welcomes you back, Anytime, welcome back
Goodbye, goodbye
Then, see you again!
Location: Jungle
Goodbye...
G-Goodbye...
Haré! Make sure to come back!
Goodbye!
Oh, they're gone now...
Weda...
Without Weda, I no longer have any reason to stay in this world.
Weda, I'll wait for you in heaven!
All of you, don't try to stop me!
It's tough to say goodbye...
Well, you'll have new introductions in the future.
Think positive! Think positive!
You know, when you say that in this situation, it makes me feel worse.
Oh, that's right.
What's wrong, Mom?
I forgot to visit one more person.
The doctor.
Oh, that's right...
The fact that we're going to the city means that I won't have to worry about the school doc anymore!
I'm going to go say goodbye, so you can go on ahead.
Sure!
I see, I see.
There are good farewells in this world too!
Doctor, are you here?
Yes, coming!
Oh! Weda-chan.
Oh, I didn't recognize you at first.
That outfit and that makeup look good on you.
You're really pretty.
Oh, doc, you're so full of jokes!
Why? I'm being serious here...
I'm going to go back home now.
Uh, ah, I see...
Yes.
And I don't think I'll be coming back to this village, so I came here to say goodbye.
What?
What's up with that? Are you serious?
I'm serious.
That means...
I won't see you ever again?
It sure makes me lonely!
Cruel!
Oh, I need to get going now. See you!
Oh, well...
Don't refuse what comes; don't chase what leaves.
Weda-chan isn't the only woman out there...
Weda-chan!
Eh?
What is it?
Well...
Why am I trying to hold her back?
It's nothing.
Be careful on your trip.
Yes, thank you.
Goodbye.
Wow!
This is the first time I'm getting on an airplane!
Amazing! There's so many people!
Haré-sama, your voice is a little too loud.
Why? Is something bad about that?
You so look like a tourist from the boonies. It's so pathetic.
Hey, if you have something to say, say it to my face!
Please take care of our luggage.
Yes, we'll check them in.
Is this all of your luggage to check in?
Oh, I have one more.
I want to check this in, too.
Please be careful, as it's fragile.
Understood.
H-Hold on just a second here!
As I said, Haré-sama, a loud voice...
How can I not shout about this!?
Don't worry.
No, no! That's not the problem here!
Haré, didn't you know?
Those that want to can board the airplane as cargo!
T-That's a lie!
Oh, then you don't know that you have to take your shoes off when you board the airplane, either?
R-Really?
That's a lie.
You really don't know anything!
See ya!
Hey!
Ojou-sama, you and Haré-sama will board first class.
We'll be in business class.
Is it me? Am I the odd one here?
Oh, it's going to be lonely...
True.
I thought you would hold back Weda, Doctor.
"Don't go!"
"But..."
"Stay by my side!"
"Doctor!"
...like that.
Oh, but the destiny of the two that have gone their separate ways...
But, perhaps the romance will heat up now that they've been separated...
A long-distance relationship might be a good thing...
I know! Penpals!
I'll write letters to Haré, so you should write letters to Weda, Doctor!
"Absence makes the heart grow yonder."
Right! That's what we should do!
There you go off again...
In the first place, I don't have a right to do such a thing after everything...
Ah!
Maybe that's it!
The airplane that Haré is in...
Oh, it's been a while since I last rode an airplane!
Wow, it looks so small!
Hey, Haré, why don't you take a look?
What? Something wrong?
Oh, I get it.
You're scared because this is your first plane ride!
No, I'm scared more about Guu than my first plane ride.
Because she's out of sight, I don't know what she's up to.
The fact that she boarded the cargo area by herself means...
The more I think about it, the more I feel weighed down by my worries.
It's all right, you don't have to worry about it so much.
We'll be there in one leap.
One leap?
I see...
If we get there in only about two hours, maybe Guu will behave.
How long is a leap?
Let's see... Why don't you ask?
Oh, excuse me.
Yes, how may I help you?
Um, how long will it be before we arrive at our destination?
You mean the flight time, right?
Approximately 12 hours.
12... 12 hours!?
Mom... how many more hours?
You know, it hasn't been 5 minutes since the last time you asked me that.
Y-You think so?
Time feels so slow right now.
Geez, even considering that this is your first time...
You're a man, right?
Get your act together.
No, Mom is saying that because she doesn't know...
I wish I could live life without thinking too much, just like you, Mom...
What was that?
Don't talk about me as if I was some single-cell organism!
Excuse me.
Yes?
Can I get a toy or something for him?
Of course, at your service.
He's playing now. Good.
All things considered, he's still a child.
It can't hold its shape unless it's filled with pressure.
Just like me?
Thank you for flying with Jungle Airlines today.
We have a few words from the captain.
Why am I always so pessimistic?
Everything I think about goes from bad to worse.
I should be more like Mom and force myself to think positively!
Today is sunny. Today is sunny... I should be more like Mom and force myself to think positively!
Today is sunny. Today is sunny... I mean, until now... Nothing has happened!?
I would like to introduce myself. I mean, until now... Nothing has happened!?
I am the...
...captain!
Well, nice to meet you all.
NOOOOOOO!
This voice is one that I've heard way too many times!
Hare, you're being noisy.
N-No. This is just my normal negativity.
...That Guu is the captain...
T-That's impossible...
This is my first flight, so I hope you bear with me.
No, no, no!
Positive thinking, it can't be Guu...
Geez, you're being inconsiderate to the other passengers. Positive thinking, it can't be Guu...
Well, this is the first time I'm piloting a plane, so the plane may sway a bit... Positive thinking, it can't be Guu...
What? The first time!? W-W-W-What's the meaning behind that!?
Well, take it with a grain of salt, don't worry about it.
It's her! I'm 100% sure it's her!
I'm sure she had that smile of hers when she said that last line!
Yo!
It's her! It's her! I'm positive it is!
Can't you hear me telling you that you're being too noisy!?
B-But, listen to that voice...
To what?
The captain's voice...
Then, please take your time to enjoy your journey in the skies... or something like that.
T-That was Guu's voice, right?
Oh, you're right!
See?
That was really similar! It sounded just like Guu-chan!
Not "just like" her! That totally was her!
Female captains are doing their best, huh?
No, I mean, you should be surprised by the fact that Guu is the captain, instead of praising her!
Guu-chan, the captain?
You sure have a vivid imagination.
Why is whatever a child says always dismissed?
Then, I'll use the perk of being a kid...
I-I want to see the cockpit.
I want to see an awesome female pilot flying the plane!
Oh, that's a good idea.
Your child was given special permission to visit the cockpit.
I'm sure Mom, after seeing Guu on top of hearing the voice...
Captain, you have visitors.
Welcome. I'm surprised you made it.
See! It really is Guu!
Oh, not just her voice, her face resembles Guu too!
They don't just look alike! I'm sure it's really her!
Captain, your orders?
Right.
And all of you, too...
Starboard okay!
Port okay!
Backwards, all right!
Cap lock OK!
Any cigarette butts and trash?
None! Does this look like a car?
Captain!
We have a problem!
The meters are going wild!
Captain! Captain!
It's just as I thought...
Don't panic.
Now we're okay!
Just as we expect of you, Captain!
That female captain was really cool!
I have no idea what's going on...
Maybe I'm going insane because they rely on me too much...
You know, about me... maybe I'm too naive nowadays.
I see hallucinations and stuff...
Maybe you have a fever?
Why don't you hurry up and go to sleep?
It'll be another 10 hours.
Mom, can't you react in a more sympathetic way?
With love, eh?
Are you all right?
Perhaps you're tired from being in an airplane that you're not used to, Haré.
Saying that after making a face that obviously wasn't up to doing anything...
Sir, it's almost lunch, so please choose something from the menu.
Oh, thanks...
M-M-M-M-M-Mom!
Geez, what is it this time?
G-G-G-Guu!
We have a western course meal, and a Japanese course meal...
Which will it be?
Oh, you're right! She looks exactly like Guu!
Come on, are you going to let it pass as just a lookalike?
Totally different!
How so?
Oh, I'd like the Japanese meal.
Sure.
Eh? Why? Why doesn't anyone around me think it's strange?
What should I do?
Maybe I'm the one that's insane...
You know, I'm starting to think that everything around me is an illusion.
For instance, if those people that I see now actually look completely different...
...Maybe they're creatures from another dimension.
Oh, I'm so hungry!
No! This line of thought is pretty scary, so I'll stop.
I'm looking forward to the meal!
Oh, but isn't there a better medicine for my heart?
At this rate, I'll die from the stress caused by my worries!
Wait! From something I made up myself...
That's right!
Everything up until now is an illusion that I created because I fear Guu so much!
That's right! That's it!
If I can think of it that way, I can feel at ease, even just for a little bit!
Here you go.
Oh! This looks good.
It's been a while since I've had caviar.
Don't worry! Don't worry!
It's all an illlusion that my weak self has created!
Well, how about some coffee?
Haré, you dropped this.
T-Thanks, Guu.
Sure.
Wait, you really are Guu!
Well, of course!
Or, perhaps you couldn't tell just by looking?
Now, I guess I'll go back to piloting this thing.
So that captain a few minutes ago really was you!
Hold on just a minute!
You can't fly this plane, can you!?
Hey, wait!
Geez, you're being too noisy!
You're ruining the fine meal here!
Mom...
I can't, I can't, I can't take it anymore!
What are you talking about?
That's enough nonsense!
That's it, we're doomed!
I'm sorry... I was such a good-for-nothing son.
But, I love you, Mom!
Geez... shut up.
I'm glad I was born as your child.
You're going to heaven!
Where is this?
We've arrived at the airport.
We're all right? We're still alive?
I-I'm so glad!
Sometimes you talk about a world that I don't know about.
I'm sure I was just having a bad dream.
It's so wonderful to be alive!
Geez, stop fooling around.
We have to get Guu-chan from the claim area.
Get... Guu?
Yo!
So, it wasn't a dream.
Now, we're in the city!
The city, huh...
It will be all right.
We'll be sure to guard you, no matter what dangers await!
Dangers?
NEXT EPISODE
Whew! We're finally in the city
I see, so this is were my mom grew up.
There are buildings everywhere. It almost seems like a concrete jungle.
Wait, it's freezing! It's the middle of winter over here!
Oh, I wish the person picking us up would come quickly. At this rate, I'm going to catch a cold.
Oh, here he comes.
Oh, I see... at first glance, he seems like a decent guy. I'm glad.
Wait, we suddenly enter a gunfight?
And a car chase?
The suspension is bouncy, the tires squeal...
A faint smell of gunpowder...
And a strange couple chasing after us...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!!
No matter how you look at them, they're a normal couple!
Listen, or rather, just let me out!
Next episode of Haré+Guu: "Robert-san"