Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
How the hips shake, mucho dizzying
Amigo, that's risky for a kid
If I were to kiss, I'd get sucked in
Tonight, I want to see something scary
Don't be afraid
Going from one push after another
The surprising feeling is nice
And you end up dancing till morning
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Catch me in the shade under the palm tree
Make me wait, more than down to the limit
I'm sorry, but you're already addicted
From the jungle you can't escape! Haré+Guu!
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
It's morning?
But, I want to sleep in a bit more...
I don't have to worry about breakfast because Bell is here...
Mom is warm...
Weda-chan...
Warm...
What the hell are you doing here!?
Mom! Wake up! Get up, Mom!
Ah, Good morning.
Mom, what's the meaning of this!?
This is the doctor.
I'm not asking who he is!
Bell! Ashio! Intruder alert!
What!?
You again!? You perverted wild dog in heat!
Send him back to the nurse's office!
Roger!
Stop it!
The nurse's office is the most dangerous spot in all of the village!
I don't care!
You know, old Dama is still stalking the doctor.
Isn't that a big deal?
But that doesn't mean that you can let him sleep next to you.
Geez, you can't really relax on this bed when there are two adults sleeping in it!
There's no way you can fit four people here!
Hey, by the way, where's Guu?
Where's she sleeping?
You called?
The pillow!?
As a freeloader, I should know my place...
But, that doesn't mean that you need to become a pillow.
DELUXE
Oh, I'm so pissed off at that school doc!
I want to do something about him!
Then do something.
If I could, I would have done it long ago!
You know, somehow, I think that at the way things are going, maybe the doc is going to take my place or something.
The doc is getting more and more demanding nowadays...
...and Mom doesn't seem to mind it at all.
Maybe they'll keep going like this until they're back together.
And if that happens, where would I go?
So, in other words, you want him to hook up with another woman.
...Y-Yeah, that's right.
But is there any woman in this village who could fall in love with him?
For instance, Rebecca.
That's impossible.
Even if they were to get along...
...the pokutes that look after Rebecca won't stand for it.
I'm sure that they'll eat up the doctor.
Then, Ravenna.
Ravenna?
That's a crime!
Then, how about Marie?
An even bigger crime! No, no, no, absolutely not!
Then, Addy.
That's impossible. Addy has Chet.
Guu would love to see a love triangle battle.
I don't need to see that!
A long shot: Bell.
That's never gonna happen.
Then, how about Ashio?
That's going too far!
Lazy, Gupta, Uighur, Seiichi...
No yaoi!
Dog, cat, monkey, peacock, bear, pokute...
No animals! Dog, cat, monkey, peacock, bear, pokute...
No animals!
Then, we only have one choice left.
You know, there's that one person totally in love with him.
Well, er, I think that's off limits, or at least unfair.
She thinks the doctor is her dead husband.
No, no, no. That's a wonderful romance in itself.
How about you fulfill her wish?
I don't really want to see Dama like that...
Dama's love comes to fruit, and you won't have to worry about the doctor anymore.
The idea is full of positives!
Yatta!
Yatta! Yatta! Yatta! Yatta!
It's good for old Dama also, huh...
Maybe Guu does consider other people?
And so, let's go set Dama on the scent right away.
Put her on the scent? Is Dama a hunting dog or something?
Well, speak of the devil.
Actually, she seems to be in a really good mood.
Here goes...
Hey! Hey!
Oh, it's you, Haré.
Y-You know, the school doc was calling for you.
He said he'll be waiting in the nurse's office.
Grandpa?
Grandpa is!?
Grandpa wants me!?
Passionately? Sweetly? Kindly?
Oh, I'll be right over!
T-Terrifying!
No, no. I shouldn't think like that.
Guu is seriously concerned about Dama's romance too, you know...
Such a ghastly woman.
You...
Ah... despite everything, my room is where I can feel most relaxed.
I feel at ease when I smell this medicinal air.
If I didn't have to worry about that old hag...
I would call Weda-chan over...
Could someone be standing just outside the door?
No, it must be just me.
I'm too nervous about everything lately... It's bad for me.
W-W-W-W-What should I do?
T-That's right, I locked the door...
I'm all right. It's okay.
I can't stay in this room after all...
All right! School is in session right now...
...so I'll go to Weda-chan's place!
I-I can't stand up...
This is so pathetic.
Geez, why do I have to go through all of this?
In the first place, I've never been this kind of guy...
You know, I'm more of the calm, cool type.
And though I'm not the most sought-after guy in the world, I should be relatively close to it...
But the way things are going, I feel so filthy, or rather, totally worthless.
I wonder if the doc's all right...
Old Dama seemed rather feisty.
I'm a little bit worried.
Haré.
You're not very energetic today, Haré. Is something wrong?
O-Oh no, not at all, I'm fine.
W-What's that!? A scream?
Can it be?
The story up to this point:
It all started on an ordinary day.
I'm late! I'm late!
That hurt!
Were you looking where you were running?
It was a meeting arranged by fate.
Congratulations!
However, their happiness together did not last long.
The reality of war severed the two apart.
The man left for the battlefield...
...and the woman could do nothing but to wait for his return...
The woman waited for many years.
The war finally ended.
But the man did not return.
The woman waited even longer...
...believing that one day the man would come home with a smile on his face.
Then finally...
...the man came home.
Everyone thought that a simple happiness would befall the two of them.
However...
...the man had lost all of his memory...
The woman sacrificed everything to take care of the man...
...for the day that he would remember everything they had shared.
And finally, that day was to come.
Grandpa?
And that's the story that's been playing inside her head.
You remembered me!!
Grandpa?
You remembered me!!
What are you talking about!?
Grandpa!!
NOOOOOO!!
Grandpa!!
It's no use...
This is...
What happened here?
Is this my fault?
Did all of this happen because I told Dama something strange?
But, how did things end up like this?
Looks like the doc's no longer in the room.
I wonder if some large beast assaulted him.
Maybe a beast grabbed the doc, and dragged him back to its den.
That means, it's feeding the doc to its hungry children.
Oh, no! It's not for certain that Dr. Clive has been taken by a wild beast.
Well, we're not sure that it's all old Dama's fault, either...
Maybe the pokutes took him away.
You know, that old village legend that if you eat too many pokutes, the pokutes will seek revenge on you...
I'm sure that the school doc was eaten by the pokutes.
The window has a heart-shaped hole in it.
This is something too complex for a beast to make.
That means, it was a human?
Giku!
Oh, that's right, maybe a bird of paradise took him away.
You know, I remember some village legend that if you eat too many birds of paradise,
...they will seek revenge on you or something like that...
I wonder what this is?
Is it a dying message?
But, why is it "Love"?
Is this lipstick?
Now that you mention it...
That means...
No, no, no! Not good...
I know, I get it!
It was manda that took the school doc away!
Manda squirts red jam out, and this red stuff is jam.
The old village legend has it that if you eat too many mandas, they will seek revenge...
H-Hey, could this be something that Dr. Clive ripped off when he was assaulted?
Is it hair?
Oh, it's so obviously Dama!
Can this hair be...
Oh, no! They'll catch on for sure now that it was old Dama!
...my old man?
The elder? That's even worse!
Welcome back.
I'm home.
Wait, what's that?
This is the doctor.
That's not what I'm asking.
Hey, doctor... So, what happened?
Weda-chan!
Oh, wait a minute! What happened?
Haré, do you know anything?
I can't tell her!
I can't tell her that he got assaulted because I told old Dama something I shouldn't have.
Hey, Guu-chan. Do you know anything?
Let's see...
When did she!?
I think I know...
...but I might not...
And she's playing coy!
I wonder what she'd think if she found out that the doc had a terrible time because of you Haré? Hmm?
What she'd think?
Oh, that's such a horrible thing to do!
I feel so sorry for the doctor!
I'll cheer you up.
Weda-chan...
Haré who does such cruel things, goodbye!
Bye-bye!
Not good! No, no! Not good at all!
What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
You can't tell them. You really can't tell them. Seriously, for real, got that!?
Sure. I won't tell them.
You're definitely going to do it.
Hey, Weda-san.
You're going to tell her already!?
I've got an earful of good information.
Stop it!!
You want me to tell you who did all of this to the school doc?
Oh, who? Who did such a cruel thing?
NOOOOO!
It was... NOOOOO!
Weda!
Oh, Rebecca, what is it?
I bought some new beer that just came out! How about it?
I'll drink!
Then, I'll see you later, doc!
Guu-chan, I'll listen to the rest of the story later.
Haré, when Bell gets home, make up some story for me, okay?
See ya!
Ah...
...no fun.
She can't be serious...
Weda-chan...
Hey!
Weda-chan...
This isn't what I wanted...
I did think that I wanted the doc to do something, but...
...this isn't it!
Geez, get a grip, doc!
It's all over for me...
No matter what I do or where I go, I'm destined to have that old hag chase after me.
Weda-chan throws me away, too...
Mom has nothing to do with it!
It's all right now... I'm just... I'm just a...
I... I...
I'll do something about it!
That's right.
This is all because I was jealous and thought that the doc was taking my spot in our family.
I have to do something about it.
Come on, think hard...
In the first place, why is old Dama in love with the doc?
No, that's not it.
It's not that she's in love with the doc. She's mistaking the doc for her husband...
...although they look nothing alike.
So why did she make that mistake?
Grandpa had such a wonderful head of white hair!
That's it!
The reason is...
...his hair!
Eh? Dye my hair?
No way.
My hair's damaged enough already from the bleach.
It'll all die if I color it again.
You want to be assaulted again?
True.
Hair is not something that I should throw my life away for.
His life?
What horrible things happened to him?
Stay still!
Guu, do it.
W-Wait a...
Oh brother. I really liked it white.
I hope you can guarantee that this will make things all right.
Yeah, I can guarantee it. Probably.
What do you mean, "probably guarantee"? That's a contradiction.
Rest assured... I thought something like this might happen, so I brought the ultimate relaxation item.
This.
What is it?
It's a radar that shows enemies approaching.
If she comes, we'll know immediately.
It uses 8 MP.
What's with the MP? It seems rather suspicious...
S-S-S-She's here!!
70 more meters.
60 more meters.
Doc, stay still.
S-Sure.
Boom!
What the hell are you doing!?
Had to be done.
Please, not now!
S-She's really close!
It's all over!
It's not over! I'm here with you, so don't worry!
5 meters...
4... 3... 2!
Dama split up!?
1 meter...
50 centimeters...
Zero!
Strange...
I don't see anything.
Wait a second!
She's on the rooftop!?
What the hell are you doing!?
Oh, I couldn't help it.
What do you mean, you couldn't help it!?
Jeez! There are pranks you can pull, and then there's going too far...
Grandpa...
...where did he go?
We did it! Alright! We did it!
See, see, see! What did I tell you?
It's all right if you trust me.
Thanks.
You're a good kid!
A good kid...
He's sounding like a dad.
Right now, he had a really gentle look on his face...
Only those that know true pain hold true kindness in their hands.
I see...
He felt true pain for the first time after being assaulted by Dama...
And so that's why he's gotten kinder to people.
I'm home...
Oh? Doctor, what's up with that hair?
Oh, nothing much.
His attitude seems to have softened, too.
You look cool, doctor!
You think so?
So typical.
That response is too typical.
You look young and handsome.
It's not just my appearance that's young.
How about I show you tonight in my room?
Or maybe even right here?
Oh, stop it.
Get out!!
You, shut up! Why don't you be considerate and get out!?
Who the hell do you think freed you from Dama's evil clutches!?
Like I care!
I-I-I-I'll get you!!
Try if you can, stupid.
All right. Let's have a drink. It'll be on me.
I'll keep you company till you drop.
Shut up. Don't be nice to me.
NEXT EPISODE
I'm rather tired lately...
I can't relax at home since Bell and Ashio arrived.
But Marie is always so energetic...
It's fun to play with such a cheerful Marie, but honestly, it tires me out.
I wish Marie was just a little bit more calm...
Hey, Guu, what are you up to!?
Well, this is between you and me, but I can change people's personalities with the wave of a wand.
What's up with that?
In the first place, I'm not that dissatisfied!
Even if I tell you to stop, I know things will end up in an awful situation!
Oh, you hush. It's all right if Guu can have fun.
Stop it! Stop it!
Next episode of Haré+Guu: "Sha-Lan-La"