Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
How the hips shake, mucho dizzying
Amigo, that's risky for a kid
If I were to kiss, I'd get sucked in
Tonight, I want to see something scary
Don't be afraid
Going from one push after another
The surprising feeling is nice
And you end up dancing till morning
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Catch me in the shade under the palm tree
Make me wait, more than down to the limit
I'm sorry, but you're already addicted
From the jungle you can't escape! Haré+Guu!
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
T-This lunch is so cute, Marie.
Really? I'm so glad!
But, you don't have to do all of this on your day off
I mean, leaving you all alone, Doctor
I can't possibly do such a pitiful thing!
Am I the one that's pitiful?
Now, don't be bashful, eat up!
S-Sure
Sleeping Side-by-Side
Y-Your lunch is so tasty
I have something to tell you
Hey, are you ignoring me?
You know, there's that guy named Ashio over at Weda's house, right?
Yeah, there is
The other day, during the council meeting, Ashio confessed to Weda!
A confession of true love!
According to Rebecca, he's really serious about it!
Really?
You're not surprised?
Not really
And, I heard Weda said that she liked Ashio, too
See? Isn't it shocking?
N-Not really It doesn't have anything to do with me
That's a lie you're not being honest
I understand how you feel. You're having a very tough romance
Oh, the pain of your heart is overflowing
Not a bit I just don't get this girl
But, you shouldn't give up!
No, before we get to giving up or not
It's all right, I'll help you out!
Come on, do your best to catch Weda's heart!
Well, I've been trying to say, that doesn't matter at all anymore
Geez, she's so annoying
And so, I thought about it
and you're missing something
You're handsome, and though a bit weak your style is rather nice
Since you're a doctor, you're smart Some women just can't help butting in to other people's romance
You fulfill the three major requirements of a girl seeking romance Some women just can't help butting in to other people's romance
but why is it!?
What do you think you're missing?
W-Who knows what it could be?
That is
Yes, LOVE...
It's his personality
it's because he has a warped personality
That was a little blunt, don't you think?
I see
I guess we can't do anything about it if it's his personality
Didn't you just say that love was what I was lacking?
So you're also lacking love?
What do you mean "also!?"
Oh, fine, think whatever you want
So, what do you want?
After barging into someone's room, from the window of all places, at that
Oh, can it be that you came here to cheer on his romance, just like me, Guu?
Precisely
Wow, this is so wonderful!
Let's team up and do our best!
Right!
You know, I hate to interrupt you guys as you're having a good time here
but why do you want to hook me up with Weda?
I just want you and Weda to be a happy momma-and-papa couple, and be at my side!
That's why!
As for me, I want to see a happy Haré, surrounded by his parents that get along well with each other
That's why!
Wow, you're so kind, Guu!
That somehow seems like a lie
All right!
Then, the two of us should start up a mutual plan for their love!
Sure thing, I'd love to
Let's go for it!
Yeah!
Geez! It's not your business, so leave me alone and go home already
By the way, Guu
How are they at home?
Are they like lovers already?
Yup, yup and?
Yup, yup
Oh, so nothing has changed at all!
Doctor!
It looks like you've still got plenty of room to slide in!
Oh, I'm getting so worked up about this!
There's no point in you getting worked up over this
All right!
I'm going to go now and finish up an awesome outfit that I've been working on
one that will surely catch a girl's heart!
You're making something again?
Then, Guu will guide him to scout out the enemy territory
Hey, why are you moving the situation forward without asking me, huh?
Quit yapping If you're a guy, you'll act without excuses!
I told you, I don't care much about it!
Right now, Bell and Haré are not here, so feel free to peek in!
Eh? Really?
Wait, what am I doing?
Well, I guess it's like playing along with a couple kids
I feel refreshed!
Oh, she just got out of the bath, I'm so lucky!
Ashio?
Ashio!
You know, Ashio
if you don't get up, I'll bite you on your back
Ouch!
What are you doing, Ojou-san!
Are you awake?
Of course that would wake me up!
Y-You know, this isn't what I heard
They're really lovey-dovey and stuff
They've always been like that
You're saying they've always been lovey- dovey!?
Well, don't be so depressed about it
On one hand, you have Ashio, a guy who's been with Weda since she was born, and understands her very well
On the other hand, you have Clive, the guy that toyed with young Weda a dozen or so years ago
and created the reason why she ran away from home
Of course it's obvious who'd win
You can't possibly be serious about what you just said!
Serious I'm serious
That was really a lighthearted way of saying something so serious, you know
Who is it?
Oh, is that you, doctor?
The doctor has something to discuss with you in private
Oh, well
Okay then
It feels so nice after a bath!
Oh, it's nothing
Doctor, what did you want to talk to me about?
Oh, yeah, it's nothing really serious
Ouch!
Who was that?
Now is your chance to ask her out! Go!
Oh wow! What a giant pokute!
Damn her
What was that?
Oh, nothing
You know, doesn't this situation bother you?
Not really
It's fun to be with you, doctor
Fun? Being with me?
Though we were both young, I'm the guy that did all those things to her
Perhaps she still feels something for me!?
No, impossible
I wonder what we'll have for dinner tonight
Oh, I don't get it! What in the world is she thinking!?
Hey, there's no plot development! This is boring!
That's a pretty fat pokute
Look, it's exercising
Move! Move!
Go! Go!
Push! Push!
Doctor?
D-Did I really win her over with my charm?
Weda
Snap?
Oh, Doctor, you still had the dry cleaners tag on your outfit!
D-Dry cleaning?
O-Oh, I see, dry cleaning!
Doctor, what's wrong?
You seem different from usual
Are you worried about something?
No, it's nothing
Damn you!!
Come over here for a bit!
Oh, it's Guu-chan
Yoo-hoo!
What?
Geez, it's irritating to watch you
Irritating!? You know...
That day over a dozen years ago
what happened to the beast-like charge you made on Weda years ago?
Don't talk about it as if you've seen it!
Saying things about me like that will ruin my reputation!
Such a useless man
You're the most useless of them all!
What's wrong?
Apparently, he's gotten sick, so I'll take him back home
Oh, I see
Take care!
Ojou-sama, I was able to get this many manda!
You sure got a lot of them
Yes I didn't think that picking mandas would be so fun
What's wrong, Guu? You seem like you're worn out
Guu?
You-know-who always moves just how I want him to
Who are you talking about?
What is it? You're freaking me out!
Why can't you say it outright!?
Don't be so down
I'm with you!
See?
Now, look in the mirror
I'm sure we can catch up with this! I'm sure!
Doctor!
Oh, how wonderful!
Any girl would fall for you in that outfit!
Is today an unlucky day or something? Any girl would fall for you in that outfit!
Oh, no! This is so perfect, there can't possibly be anything better than this!
What happened to the image I had of a cool guy? Oh, no! This is so perfect, there can't possibly be anything better than this!
Oh, give me back my old self that I had until yesterday!
Doctor, you don't like the outfit that I made?
No, it's not anything like that
No, it's all right
You don't have to worry about me
Hey, wait! You don't have to worry about me
Hey, wait!
Why does it have to turn out like this?
Good morning
Hey, Haré
Morning
Marie, good morning
It's rather chilly today
Yeah, you're right
Marie, isn't so cheerful today
Huh? You think so?
Now that you mention it, I think you're right
Marie, what's wrong?
You don't seem so cheerful today
Why?
Oh, was I wrong? I just kinda had that impression
I'm sorry, don't mind me
See? You were wrong! Don't make me have unnecessary worries!
Wow, I'm so surprised
Haré, you're amazing
How did you figure it out?
I was trying to hide it
Amazing, isn't he?
Yeah! He's like a psychic!
And so, what's wrong? Did something happen?
I'm usually fine, but once or twice a school year
I fall into a dark mood when I'm really full of loneliness
And when that time comes, I don't know where to put my heart
I see where to put your heart
Yeah
Everyone else, when they're so lonely they can't help themselves
they all probably lean on a big tree that's right beside their heart
But, I don't have such a big tree at my side
That's why I'm not cheerful
Oh, I'm sorry
But, I'll forget about all of this in about a week, so I'll be okay
I'm sorry I don't understand you very well
But at times like that, let's go out and have some fun!
When you do, the lonely feeling is sure to go away somewhere!
You think so?
I do
Hey, Marie, what do you want to do?
Well then, let's play make-believe
All right, we'll do that
All right, let's do it
You too, Guu?
All right! It's been decided!
Oh, but if it's just the three of us it's a little bit lonely
Then Guu will gather two or three people to play with us
That so? I'm counting on you, then
Let's play to our heart's content after school!
Yup! I'm so looking forward to it!
All right, Guu is being rather helpful, so we're going to cheer up Marie!
Yeah!
Weda, you're playing with us?
All right!
Weda, you just have to play Mama!
And I'm going to play the daughter!
All right
Hey, Guu! I'm fine with the idea of Mom playing along, but why did you bring the school doc as well!?
And, Dr Clive, you're going to play Papa!
You've got to be kidding!
Mom and the school doc, husband and wife!?
Doctor, here's your chance
What should I make you, Haré?
Is something wrong?
Uh, no
Haré's says all the time that he's best suited to play a house pet
I don't say something like that all the time!
Maybe you really like dogs, Haré?
That's so wonderful! Animals are so cute!
Yeah! Animals are the best!
I'm back
Meow
Come on, you can bark now
Yip!
Oh, big brother, welcome home
We're playing make-believe right now
Hi! I'm Mama!
Today, I'm making everyone's favorite - shrimp gratin!
That laugh you're really getting into your acting
I'm Papa
If you don't want to, you could just say no
And
Nyanko and Wanta
Bark
Meow
You can always say no if you don't want to do it, Haré
Big brother, you have to join now!
Sure, sure
Hey, this is rather realistic
Oh, now my ideal family is complete!
Tonight, we're having fried eggs for dinner! Did you do your homework?
And if we were living in a big white house, then this would be perfect!
Oh boy, what should I do!?
I'm starting to wonder if Marie really was lacking her usual cheerfulness
Everyone, dinner's ready!
It's hot, so be careful when you eat!
Yes, Mama!
You're so generous, to feed your cat bream and halibut!
And why do I get nothing but dog food?
Yummy! Mama, you're a really good cook!
Thanks
Oh, this is really tasty, Weda-chan
Weda makes great shrimp gratin, if nothing else
That's wrong!
It's not Weda-chan! It's Mama!
Big brother, Papa, you both have to say "Mama," too!
S-Sure
Mama
And, my papa and mama are always totally lovey-dovey, and they always look like newlyweds!
H-Here, darling Say "Aah"
Aah!
And, and, Papa really likes kids, and plays with us
Hey, what do guys that like to play with kids do?
D-Don't be asking a kid that question
Maybe you pick 'em up and toss them into the air?
You're so high in the air!
You're so light, Marie!
And, Big brother and Papa are really chummy, and they always have guy talks
Oh, you've got to hear this, Dad My girlfriend
Oh, is she cute? You're so popular with women, just like me
So fake
And, Nyanko and Wanta always play with each other
And, Mama
Mama is really kind, and teaches me everything about how to love someone
Marie
And then, at night
Ojou-san, it's almost curfew
Let's go home
All right, all right!
We've got to get going if it's curfew!
Oh, that's true
You have to go home now
It's time for bed
How was it, Marie? Do you feel any better?
Y-Yeah Thanks, everyone
Oh, I have to return the video I rented
Then, see you later, Marie!
I'll see you tomorrow!
Everyone, good night!
Big brother, don't fool around too much!
That Marie's really responsible
Mom, you're the one that's not mature at all, even though you're an adult
Hey, you over there, hush
But, no matter how mature she is, a child is still a child
A child shouldn't be saying that
She usually doesn't rely on adults
She's more of an adult than I am
I'm saying a child is nothing but a child, you good-for-nothing teacher!
You've got some nerve, Haré
Why me!?
Dammit, come over here!
No! Wait, why me?
Hey Ashio, I'm going to sleep over at Marie's place tonight
Can you tell Bell that?
Eh? If I do that, she'll scold me
It's all right, you'll just have to come up with something
You make it sound like it's someone else's business!
It's all right! I'm counting on you!
Oh, all right
Well, I'm going home, too
Oh, no you're not
Papa has to sleep with Marie as well
Seriously?
Wow! So warm!
You know, this is so reassuring It's wonderful
Think so?
It'd be even more wonderful if there was nobody in the middle
You want us to sleep together with you once in a while from now on?
Really!?
Of course
And when we do, Papa will be together with us
Geh! Me too!?
Wow, I'm so happy! I'm so happy!
When you're lonely, you become anxious because you don't have something to lean on
That's why she was feeling down
Marie, we're by your side
So rest assured and go to sleep
Right now, it really feels like we're family
Maybe this isn't so bad
Good morning!
Oh, good morning, Marie
You're energetic again
Yeah, it's all thanks to you guys, Haré!
Let's play make-believe again sometime
Sure
You know, your dog costume was just soooooo cute!
I have to take a picture of it next time!
Did I look that good in it?
Yeah!
Well, you're always an obedient dog
of course you'd look good in it
It's all thanks to you bringing Weda and the doctor over, Guu!
All's well that ends well
NEXT EPISODE
Lately, Mom is drinking way too much...
She tells me that it's all because she's bored now that Bell and Ashio came to do everything for her...
But mom's work was...cooking, cleaning, laundry...
Hey, wait a minute! That was all my work!
Come to think of it, I haven't been feeling well myself because I've been playing games so often
Eh? We have a health check-up today?
Oh man, what wonderful timing!
It's as if someone was planning for all of this to happen.
I'm scared that Guu will do something again.
Hey, Guu, you better not do anything.
Of course not
Next episode of Haré+Guu: "Wendy, Age 17"
Who's Wendy