Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
How the hips shake, mucho dizzying
Amigo, that's risky for a kid
If I were to kiss, I'd get sucked in
Tonight, I want to see something scary
Don't be afraid
Going from one push after another
The surprising feeling is nice
And you end up dancing till morning
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Catch me in the shade under the palm tree
Make me wait, more than down to the limit
I'm sorry, but you're already addicted
From the jungle you can't escape! Haré+Guu!
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
FESTIVAL BOOM BOOM
And so, that's it for class today.
Hurray!
About the festival tonight, don't party too hard.
You have class again tomorrow.
Okay!
So, I'm going to take a nap until tonight.
Hey, Haré. I made a yukata.
See?
Wow, you're amazing, Marie.
When you talk about a festival, you have to wear a yukata!
What are you talking about?
When you talk about a festival, it's definitely the food booths!
Baked pokutes, fried bean-potatoes, chocolate-covered bananas...
I'm so looking forward to it!
Toposte, you're all about food!
You're so easy to understand!
I would have to say it's the shooting gallery!
Festival day is about the only day that I can shoot an anti-tank missile!
Now, I need to go home soon and get the manda candy ready.
Gramps said that he's going to open a booth.
Hey guys, is everything prepared?
Leave it to us!
All ready!
Then, I'll see you at the town square!
Yeah, see you later!
Ouch!
That hurt! What are you doing there?
What are you doing?
You're so noisy.
I was just talking normally!
Are you telling me not to talk?
Yeah.
Hey, hey...
Doctor Clive!
Are you coming to the festival?
Festival?
There's one at the town square tonight.
I see.
When you talk about a festival...
...you have a yukata, food booths, even a play...
A festival...
When I think about a festival...
...it just has to be scoring with a girl.
When you talk about a festival...
...isn't it about booze?
Everyone drinks to their hearts content until late at night!
Mom...
It doesn't matter who you are tonight! Let's have a grand party!
Just kidding!
Today, can you not get drunk for once?
Eh? Why?
We're having a festival after all... What am I going to do if I don't get drunk?
There are other things that you can do.
Oh, over there!
Welcome, welcome!
Gramps, go to it!
Here's your manda candy! Thanks for your patronage!
Toposte! Elder!
Oh, Haré!
Want to buy a manda candy? It's delicious!
Not now. It's almost time.
Everyone's gathered around already.
Oh, that's right. I forgot.
You too, Elder. Hurry up.
Sorry, sorry.
Hurry!
Y-Yes!
When can we get rid of them already?
Sir, they've gathered much strength lately.
At this rate, they will become a problem that hinders our grand plan.
Please rest assured, we have already thought of a new plan.
We have failed until now because we were trying to crush them.
From now on, it's time for us to use our brains, Boa-sama.
Please, take a look at this.
This is the Scarlet Ranger's weakness.
I see.
Marie's birthday...
How old is she now?
Ten.
Then, we all have to celebrate, with a party or something.
If there isn't cutlet curry there, I'm not going!
You really love cutlet curry... It suits you so well.
Shut up.
Guys! We have a huge problem!
This is for the Five-Man Sentai.
I have abducted Marie, the Scarlet Ranger's younger sister.
If you want her returned alive, everyone must leave their transformation headbands behind.
That damn Boa Group!
This is where they specified.
What's that!?
So, you've come, Five-Man Sentai.
Where is Marie!? She better be all right!
Why don't you worry about your own safety first?
Do away with them, Pock'rs!
Poku!
We won't last long at this rate! We have to transform after all...
But, our transformation headbands...
Scarlet Ranger!
This is the detonator for a bomb planted right next to your younger sister!
What!?
If you value your sister's life, I suggest you stand there and be defeated by the Pock'rs!
Poku!
Cheater!
This is the day that you all shall die!
Marie is all right.
She's being tended to by the Master right about now.
What!?
But, before that, we need to transform!
Yeah!
Let's go, guys!
Scarlet Ranger!
Indigo Ranger!
Forest Green Ranger!
Violet Blue Ranger!
Ocher Ranger!
The Lethal Mid-range Color Five-man Sentai!
Go, Evil Dragon Pokuhn!
Poku!
Here. Take this.
Uh, what was it...
I thought something like this might happen, so I developed new weapons. Use these.
T-Thanks, Professor.
Guys, let's use these!
Yeah!
Lethal...
Ultimate...
...Attack!
Poku!
Just you wait, Lethal Mid-Range Color Five-man Sentai!
The battle is over...
But as long as evil resides, there is no time of peace for us!
And so, this ends the Lethal Mid-Range Color Five-Man Sentai play, staged entirely by volunteers.
Thank you for watching!
Whew! It's over, it's over.
By the way, are you free tonight?
Eh?
If you don't mind, would you like to go drinking with me after this?
Mom! This guy...
Drinks are on me!
Doctor, I thought you didn't drink.
It's all right, you can drink my share as well, Weda.
Uighur?
Don't be joking around!
Huh?
Why am I the one in a full-body animal suit!?
Eh? But, Uighur, you're the one that volunteered...
If you guys are all my friends, can't you be more sympathetic?!
You know how I feel, don't you!?
Come to think of it, Uighur was in love with Weda...
W-We're sorry.
I'm an ineffectual character who doesn't make any impression whatsoever on anyone after all.
I only had one line, no real showy scene. Just an extra.
My life has no place in the glimmering spotlight.
Really? You're sure in the spotlight now.
Guys, I want all of you to watch my first and last big moment.
That's your big moment!?
You're glimmering, Uighur.
Don't glimmer like that!!
Stop him, Guu!
Stop him? Are you trying to ruin the play?
This is not a play!
You're nit-picking.
I don't care, just stop it!
He stopped.
Did I tell you to stop his life!?
What's the meaning of this, Guu? Are you all right?
What's the meaning of this, Guu?
It's an American joke!
There can't be any dangerous jokes like that...
Good boys and girls shouldn't try this at home.
If you know that, don't do it!
I'm sorry I didn't realize it.
It was a gag that risked his life. I'm sorry I didn't realize it.
It was a gag that risked his life.
Next time, we'll put you in the spotlight, Uighur.
Risk your own life! Next time, we'll put you in the spotlight, Uighur.
Risk your own life!
Yeah. How about we make Uighur play a prince?
What about it? Yeah. How about we make Uighur play a prince?
Forget about it. Yeah. How about we make Uighur play a prince?
Forget about it.
I can't do that!
Guys...
So, let's go.
Doctor, you're so assertive.
Wait, do I make even less of an impression than an idol singing in the corner of the screen during a swimming pool special?
If the school doctor is that annoying, you just have to defeat him.
Your own happiness is something you grasp for yourself.
Don't encourage him!
I challenge you, school doctor!
S-Stop it! This isn't a duel!
I'm not seeking nor accepting any challenges.
Even if I win the challenge, I don't get anything out of it. Sorry. I pass.
Are you running away?
I'm saying, I don't like stuff like that.
So you are going to run away!
Shut up, or I'll give you a shot!
Stop!
Bloodshed must not happen in a battle.
That is the rule of this village!
An argument must be settled by using a ritual that has been handed down from long ago.
Understand?
The last time that this ritual was performed, I was only 5 years old.
Since then, this door has never been opened.
Match your wits, not your swords.
Pride yourself on speed, not strength.
That is the essence of this ritual.
Well then, that's that.
You can have Weda.
Eh?
If you win this match, you can have Weda.
Come on, a person is not a thing to give away.
T-That's right.
Then, one year's worth.
One year's worth?
Mm... One year's worth, huh...
Eh? Why are you beginning to agree?
Hey, Guu. I want Weda, too.
Can I participate in this competition?
What? Even you Marie? Why do you want her?
Mom, this is about you. Why don't you say something about it?
Mm... Mom's so popular!
So, stop fighting over me, please!
Like that?
This is no good...
In any case, I won't allow anything like a year's worth of Mom!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
All of you, NO!
Shut up.
I allow it.
Hurray! All right!
And now, we'll start the first ever Weda Challenge!
Wait, there's going to be a second one and a third one!?
The three contestants are, from the right, Uighur...
...Marie...
...and the school doctor.
The winner will receive one year's worth of Weda as the prize!
Yeah! I'm the winner's prize!
Mom...
Now, we'll hear how revved up the contestants are!
All right!
I-I-I will do my best and make sure to win, so I would like to be happy with Weda!
If you're fine with an old woman like me, then I would like to be happy!
I will make a happy future for Weda!
Let's stay a happy married couple that always acts like lovers!
Why am I not in that picture of a happy future!?
Um, I would like to take a bath with Weda...
...and sleep next to her, and go shopping with her...
...and get good morning and good night kisses!
Oh, that sounds like fun.
And, lastly, Clive-san.
Oh, I have to speak too?
The problem is him!
You know, after coming this far...
I have to say that it's not like me to go though so much trouble for a girl- for Weda-chan, or anyone else.
So then, instead of Weda-chan for a year...
I'm fine with just one night.
So, I'm going to drop out of the race.
So, are you free tonight?
I won't allow such exceptions!
Eh? So stingy!
You are not allowed to retire.
Oh no! I don't mind the other two, but absolutely not the school doctor!
Just a minute!
Hey, I want to participate.
That's fine...
What is this smile on Guu's face, as if she was waiting for me to jump in?
Well, we have a new entry.
It's Haré. He'll be joining the competition now.
Really?
I don't mind the other two, but I will not give Mom to you no matter what!
I never asked you if I could have her, but hearing you say you're not going to give her to me is irritating.
The competition will be decided by the total points that each contestant gains in each round.
Gupta will provide commentary, and the chief referee will be the elder.
My regards.
Me, too.
Now, Round 1 will test your knowledge of the prize, Weda.
Each contestant will give information concerning Weda.
If the information is correct, the contestant will earn 1 point for each correct fact.
I've got the most advantage because I live with her.
Could it be that Guu rigged it so that it; s easy for me to win?
Thanks a lot, Guu! I'll do my best!
25 years old. Hobbies are drinking, net-surfing, reading, and mail-ordering.
Her shoe size is 25. She's 168 cm tall.
Her favorite foods are dried squid and corn-nuts.
Her favorite phrase is, "Something unexpected."
All right, this will get me 10 points.
For example... 25 years old. Hobbies are drinking, net-surfing, reading, and mail-ordering.
Her shoe size is 25. She's 168 cm tall. Her favorite foods are dried squid and corn-nuts.
Her favorite phrase is, "Something unexpected."
This will get you 10 points.
Please make sure your answers are different from the examples I just gave.
Was that a coincidence?
No, in her case...
Now, please answer.
Yes, Uighur-san?
Well, she's kind...
...frail, gentle, beautiful, pretty, mischievous, cute, frail...
...everyone just wants to hug her, frail...
Personal fantasies are not allowed. ...everyone just wants to hug her, frail...
Fantasies...
Anyone else have anything?
She's 35-22-35 from the top.
Oh, those are my three sizes, right on the dot.
The school doctor earns 3 points.
Why do you know such a thing!?
Well, you know, I'm a doctor.
That has nothing to do with it!
If I recall Weda is a girl from a good family.
She's the youngest child, and used to be frail, but she was loved by her family.
Her measurements 11 years ago, as well as her height, weight, and shoe size, were...
Why do you know so much? And, 11 years ago while we're at it? Her measurements 11 years ago, as well as her height, weight, and shoe size, were...
The school doctor gains 17 points, for a total of 20 points.
Wait a minute!
There's no way to confirm things from 11 years ago, so don't count them as part of his points!
I've confirmed them.
Oh?
When and how did you make the confirmations? I would definitely like to hear this, huh?
When?
What year, month, day, hour, minute, and second?
We'll head to round 2.
I'll call this, "Woo her with your words."
Whisper romantic words to Weda, and leave her weak in the knees.
What kind of words do you think would be effective here, Gupta-san?
Let's see...
Something like, "If I can have you, I don't want anything else in this world."
...or the like?
Out of 100 points, how many would that be?
2 points.
What's up with that!?
Your heart wasn't in it. Your heart.
Of course not! I didn't want to say such an embarrassing phrase to begin with!
Okay! I'll go first!
Go ahead.
You know, if I were to have Weda for a year, I would make cute clothes each and every day, and dress her up.
And, the two of us will be very wonderful and fashionable!
89 points.
Marie has started off with a high score!
Okay, I'll go now!
Go ahead.
I'm confident that I can do any cooking, cleaning, and laundry job if it's for Weda.
60 points.
Eh? Such a low score?
It's nice that you'd do everything for me, but as long as we're together, I would like us to help each other out...
So that doesn't apply to your son? Your son?
What? Is he really thinking about this seriously?
Huh! He can't possibly be serious about Mom...
Well, Weda-chan, you were such a shy girl in the past...
...but now you're such a go-go girl. I was so surprised!
But...
This is good in its own way.
From a serious face to a perverted one in an instant!?
That means, I guess I should get serious about this.
And back to a serious face again?
Then, I'll go next.
Go ahead.
Um, just a moment, Host-san.
Hm?
I want to say... mumble mumble...
...but is that all right?
Unfortunately, that's against the broadcast rules.
What, what was he going to say?
I can't say it in front of children, right?
Right.
Why are the two of them so chummy all of a sudden?
Oh, well.
I'll make you a happy woman.
Thanks, doctor.
76 points.
Now, up last is Haré. Go ahead!
Uh... Mom.
Well, um...
Tonight...
What is it?
I won't stop you even if you drink lots of booze.
120 points!
Oh, we have a flag! The elder has asked if this counts as bribery.
We'll discuss this privately.
Why is that!?
A decision has been reached.
The verdict is...
Okay.
Since Haré is not actually earning a living, it's been decided that this doesn't count as bribery.
Currently, Haré is in the lead with 120 points. Now for the final round...
To keep her for an entire year, you'll need a tough mind and body.
So, the last battle will be a challenge of stamina - a race once around the jungle.
Now, on your marks...
All right, I'm good at running, so I can be second place at worst.
I'll take this competition!
Ready...
What did you just hide?
Nothing.
You were trying to do something.
Nothing major.
What? What are you going to do?
Well, you seem to have stamina if nothing else...
...so I thought I'd stop you in your tracks for a while.
Don't be so nonchalant with your explanation.
I hate macho competitions like this, so it's better off for me to sabotage my competition.
I see, something like a little handicap.
What are you authorizing this for? This is obviously against the rules!
Go!
What's with that sudden start? Don't you care!?
Forget about it. Run.
I won't let someone crazy, mad, and dangerous like you have my mom!
Do you understand that half of you is made up of those dangerous genes?
No, I don't have even 1 gram of that in my body!
Don't be so un-scientific about it!
When I say I have nothing to do with it, I have nothing to do with it!
How about you give way to your father?
Someone like you isn't my dad!
I thought you didn't like macho competitions!?
I was just playing along with you! I thought you didn't like macho competitions!?
I was just playing along with you!
You are the worst selfish guy!
You're damn conceited!
You' re getting in my way!
That's my line!
Idiot! Idiot, idiot idiot!!
Stupid, stupid!
Only 50 meters left.
Which one will win!?
You are the one person...
...I won't lose against!
Winner: Haré!
That festival was fun!
The food booths, the play, the competition, and the booze!
Yup. There sure was a lot going on.
Come to think of it...
In my case, winning the competition meant that life went on as usual.
Nothing changed at all.
Hey! Let me drink more! Keep your promise!
Actually, it's gotten worse.
Time for the second round?
No way!!
NEXT EPISODE
Eh? Someone came from the city?
Two of them, in fact?
I see... I wonder what they're like.
But what do they want in a jungle like this?
Wait, a coat in this perpetually hot jungle!?
And the other one has a really scary look in his eyes.
Suspicious... Very suspicious.
Are you sure that you two are showing up in the right anime?
Do you guys know the school doctor?
They say that similar types of people flock together.
Hm? What? You're asking if there's a big box around here?
What in the world are you going to use it for?
Eh? You said a box...
There's a casket, but is that okay?
Next episode of Haré+Guu: A Big Box
A Big Box