Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
Mekurumeku koshitsuki MUCHO
Kodomo nya kiwadoi AMIGO
Kisu shitara suikomaresou
Kowai mono mitasa TONIGHT
Ojikeduitara dame
Oshite osarete GOING
Dokkiri kibun ga iine
Chakkari asa made DANCING
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Yashi no kokage de tsukamaete
Jirashite tokoton tokoton
Gomen ne anata wa mou toriko
Nigerarenai Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
Hot~hot~hot~hot~hot~ Hot~!
Hot~hot~hot~hot~hot~
Hot~!
Haré, ice.
There isn't any.
Why's that?
Because you keep using it all, Mom.
The fridge can't keep up.
Then when there is some, bring it to me.
No. If you want it, do it yourself.
Hot~!
Hot~hot~hot~hot~hot~ Hot~!!
Oh, geez!
Quit making such annoying noises! Can you just shut up for a while!?
But, it's soooooooo hot!
Aren't you hot, Guu?
Can't you tell by looking at my face?
No, I can't.
Hot~!
It's so hot!
It really is too hot lately, even though this is a jungle.
Hey, how about we buy an air conditioner?
In this room full of holes?
Then, what other choice do we have?
Wait just a minute.
Here.
An encyclopedia?
In the desert, they dress like this to escape the heat.
Hmmm...
Yeah.
This style is useful to avoid direct sunlight in the arid deserts.
However, in the humid jungle, this will have the opposite effect.
I've had enough of this!
I'd be better off drinking beer than doing this!
Mom, are you really going to start drinking this early in the day?
Great!
Oh...
What's wrong, Mom?
I'm not getting any cooler.
Of course. When it's this hot, it's useless no matter how much beer you drink.
Then, all you have to do is strip.
That's true!
What!?
Then, I'll go ahead.
Wait! Stop it!
Ta-dah!
Stop it! You're embarrassing me! Please, wear something!
Oh, Dr. Clive.
H-Hey...
What do you mean, "Hey"! Don't just stare at my mom's naked body like that!
Is it my fault!?
Doesn't matter!
So, why were you guys running around like that?
Don't get so close to Mom.
Shut up.
Actually...
...and there you have it.
It's so hot, so hot!
You have something you want to say?
I've got plenty, but it doesn't matter right now.
Oh really.
Hey, do you have an solutions to suggest?
Would you like to come to the nurse's office?
There's air conditioning in there.
That's true...
We're not going!
If you're so opposed, then suggest an alternative.
Then...
We should go someplace cooler.
Somewhere cooler?
The highlands are supposedly cool even in the summer.
The highlands, huh...
The highlands might be nice.
Right, Mom?
And so, how about the beach?
Oh, that sounds good.
What!?
I have to start getting ready now!
Dammit!
How did this conversation end up at the beach?
If you go to the beach...
You can see Weda in a swimsuit.
What's so fun about seeing your mother in a swimsuit?
Hey!
Ugh...
Don't tell me you're getting ready to go to the beach.
Got a problem with that?
Don't be so nonchalant about it just because you can't think of an excuse!
In the first place, that's no way to be talking to your father!
In the first place, I can't hear you... that's no way to be I can't hear anything! Talking to your father!
There are proper I won't accept ways to speak someone who goes to your elders, to the beach to see you know!? People in swimsuits as my father!
Emergency, emergency.
Since it's been hot lately...
...let's all go on a sea-pic!
In Short, Sea-Pic
We'll gather here tomorrow at 8:00AM to board the bus...
...and go to the beach for a picnic. Is that okay?
Bye! See you tomorrow!
Since that's been decided, I have to make lunch! Bye! See you tomorrow!
Since that's been decided, I have to make lunch!
Really!?
Mom, you're going to?
What's with that look?
No. It's nothing...
I can make something if I really put my mind to it!
You can't make anything unless you really put your mind to it.
Did you say something?
No. It's nothing...
I'm jealous...
A lunch made by your mom...
That's right...
I'll make you one too, Marie.
What? Really?
Making one extra doesn't increase my effort at all.
But, making even one lunch is a big ordeal for you.
Enough of your mumbling!
Pheasants don't get shot if they don't make noise.
All right, let's get to it!
Wait, you're going to make them now?
That way, it'll be easy in the morning!
And, what are you going to make?
Huh?
Let's see...
Um...
Oh!
The lunch menu will be...
A surprise for tomorrow!
Now, to cook, to cook!
Guu will help.
Oh, then could you fill the pot with water?
Sure.
Here, water.
W-W-W-Wait a minute!
Did you see any problem with that?
Yeah! Of course, I totally saw something!
What?
D-Don't throw up water!
Shut up!
What's that all of a sudden?
Both Guu and I are doing our best!
You keep your mouth shut about this!
So just sit quietly and wait.
U-Um... I don't recall having a door right there in our house.
Mom, I'm begging, don't overexert yourself too much.
I know that!
Toh~! Tah~!
Oh, brother...
Ouch! What in the world is going to come out of this...
Whoa!! What in the world is going to come out of this...
I couldn't help but come since I'm so excited about what she'll make.
You might be surprised to see what comes out...
I know that Weda is not too good at cooking.
But, I'm just happy that she's doing her best to do something for me.
Ouch!
Dammit, I won't lose!
Well, you can't expect too much...
but you'll see what kind of lunch it is when tomorrow comes.
I'll be fine from here.
Then, I'll see you tomorrow at the sea-pic.
See you at the sea-pic.
See ya!
I should go to sleep now...
It's finally done!
Fried chicken, cabbage rolls, and bell peppers stuffed with meat!
You would think this was made from those ingredients, would you?
Definitely.
This is all thanks to you helping me out, Guu-chan.
Don't mention it.
After I accomplish something, I really feel like having a drink!
Here.
But, if I start drinking now, I might not be able to get up in the morning...
B-But, I really did my best...
Now, drink to your heart's content.
Then, just one.
What time is it?
Thank goodness.
What perfect timing.
Oh?
What's this!?
It turned into beer snacks and disappeared.
Oh no!
Good morning.
Here.
Huh?
Your lunch...
Though I'm not sure if you'll like it or not.
There's no way I wouldn't like it!
Thanks, Mom.
All right.
And so...
Let's head out to the beach!
The beach! The beach! The beach...
Now it's getting very lively inside the bus!
Marie is so happy to get a lunch from Mom.
It's such a lovely sight to see!
On a side note, the happiest one here seems to be him.
Oh my, this guy is getting quite lively too.
What a sickening sight.
Clive's parka is the same design as yours, Haré.
This is my only resort outfit.
Let's take a look at the seat next to Weda.
Huh?
Uighur somehow found a seat right next to Weda...
...but he seems to be awfully carsick.
The vomit bag he's holding does inspire some pity.
Something must be welling up inside him.
Next please.
What was the purpose of this guy coming along?
Next, Elder is the driver and Gupta is the navigator.
When do you think we'll arrive at the beach?
It will take four days.
No it won't.
Hey, everyone, it's the beach!
Wow!
It's the beach!
All right!
Today I'm going to swim with all my might!
Mom.
None of that sexy swimsuit stuff! Got that?
Tch!
All right, all of you are free to do whatever!
Hey! Make sure to stretch before swimming!
Everyone is so energetic...
Hurry, Mom!
Sure!
What's with that swimsuit!?
Isn't it nice?
Nice! Nice!
I told you, no sexy swimsuits!
This isn't a sexy one. This is a cute one.
Right?
How are you telling the difference?
Oh, aren't you going to swim, doctor?
Well, my skin doesn't do too good with direct sunlight...
That's enough, take it off!
Mom, that's sexual harassment...
Here!
Okay!
There!
I heard that there are mantas at this beach.
Now, let's swim!
Hey, you!
You alone?
You want to swim together?
I'm sorry!
Oh man, she's got a kid.
I've got a kid!?
Do I look like I have such an old child!?
If you say something so stupid, I'll punch you!
You've already punched him.
Geez, why do all the "players" hang out at the beach?
That's obvious.
They're looking for an opportunity.
A-Adults!
Yipee! Lunch!
Weda, aren't you going to eat?
I have to go talk to Rebecca.
Thanks, Mom.
Then, let's eat.
Right!
I wonder what kind of lunch this is!
Time to eat!
Wha...!?
You want one?
Oh, excuse me.
What's with that lunch!?
I didn't have much time.
You had from last night to this morning!!
Haré!
Let's hurry up and eat so we can go swimming.
It's simple and really tasty!
Simple, huh...
Haré!
What's wrong?
I felt a prick on my foot.
Oh, that's just a fish biting.
It happens often.
I see... He's right.
There are quite a few...
What's wrong?
Did a fish bite you?
I-I think it tried to swallow me.
Swallow you?
There aren't any fish that big around here.
Geez! What are you doing?
My mistake.
No use being cutesy about it.
Don't treat fish and humans as if they were the same!
So demanding...
What do you mean "demanding!?"
I'm the one who feels irritated because of this!
Oh, Haré.
Mom?
What's with this?
I borrowed it.
I thought about taking a nap on this.
You want to join me?
Sure.
This feels so good...
I slept for quite a while.
N-No way!
Adrift?
I slept so well!
There's nothing like taking a nap under the sun!
On top of it, the sky is a clear blue!
And, the blue sea stretches out as far as I can see!
On top of that, a blue face.
Hm?
What's wrong?
You'll get angry if I tell you.
Huh?
What is it? I won't get mad, so tell me.
We...
...seem to have gotten lost.
Huh?
Um...
What is this!?
See, you got angry after all!
That's not the problem here!
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
You should have woken me up!
I tried to wake you up long ago!!
But, you, Mom!
Mom! Mom!
We're got a huge problem! Come on!
I'm still sleepy. Don't wake me up.
You were all too ready to kill me!
So we're lost, huh? This is a problem. What should we do?
Don't change the subject.
Well, there's nothing to be gained from making a scene about this.
What?
If we wait, someone will come rescue us.
Y-You think so?
They'll come, they'll come.
I'm sure everyone is starting to look for us right about now.
T-That's true, you're right.
Mom's optimism is a welcome relief at times like this.
And so...
I'm going back to sleep.
What!?
Good night!
Oh, wait...
She may be optimistic, but I think this is taking it a bit too far.
I'm getting thirsty, too...
If we don't get rescued soon, I don't know what dangers we're likely to face.
T-That was...
It's no time to be passing out.
W-W-What should I do?
I-I-Is it better to wake up Mom?
But, even if I wake her up...
Guu, help me!
What is it?
How long have you been here?
Since you passed out with a goofy face...
...then panicked and freaked out with snot dripping from your nose.
Okay, okay, I don't need to hear all the details.
Just help me!
If it's okay for me to swallow...
Um, won't that put Seiichi and the gang in danger?
Different stomach.
Although I'm the one that asked her, I wonder if this will be all right.
Even for Guu, won't it be dangerous to swallow a shark?
But still...
It's so quiet...
The ocean...
What's going on?
This is...
What's going on here!?
Ouch.
Haré!
Weda!
Haré!
Weda!
Over there!
He nearly drowned.
Weda!
Out of the way, amateur.
Hm.
I'll take care of Haré.
Please do.
Guooo~!
Weda's breathing again.
Oh, Haré came to as well!
Damn.
Oh, that was fun!
It's amazing that she can think she had fun after being in such a situation...
Let's come to the beach again!
Of course.
I don't want to come to the beach with this gang ever again!
All right, is everyone on board?
Yeah!
Let's go!
NEXT EPISODE
Marie, the little sister of Lazy, the Scarlet Ranger, was abducted by the evil Boar Gang.
The sexy evil demon boss Weda Demands the morphing headbands.
The Poker's assult the Scarlet Rangers who can no longer transform...
...and Weda laughs high and loud, certain of her victory.
Then sexy evil demon Weda reaches for the detonator to the bomb planted near Marie.
It's definitely a big pinch!
Next episode of Haré+Guu: Elder's Nipples are Pink...
That has nothing to do with anything, dammit!
The real next episode of Haré+Guu: Festival Boom Boom