Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Haré nochi Guu
Mekurumeku koshitsuki MUCHO
Kodomo nya kiwadoi AMIGO
Kisu shitara suikomaresou
Kowai mono mitasa TONIGHT
Ojikeduitara dame
Oshite osarete GOING
Dokkiri kibun ga iine
Chakkari asa made DANCING
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Yashi no kokage de tsukamaete
Jirashite tokoton tokoton
Gomen ne anata wa mou toriko
Nigerarenai Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
A wild horse!
Oh no!
Ah, very nice, very nice.
Oh no! Ah, very nice, very nice.
My lord!
It's a rebellion!
Boy! My boy!
Oh, my boy!
Haré!
Haré!?
Haré!
Let's take a bath together!
I don't wanna.
Why?
I'm already 10 years old. It's embarrassing.
Oh, oh, you're acting all mature now.
Yeah. That's why I'm going to bathe by myself.
Then, fine. I'll take a bath with Guu-chan then!
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
To you, Haré...
Now, Guu-chan, let's go!
Oh, no!
Geez, so irresponsible...
At least clean up after yourself.
Well, it's a good thing that Mom is attached to Guu now.
Before, it was like...
We're going to take a bath!
When I say we're going together, I mean it!
You know what will happen if you don't come with me, right?
She doesn't hang all over me anymore.
Oh, wow, Guu-chan!
You're more voluptuous than I thought.
Voluptuous?
How do you end up like that?
I'm jealous!
No way!
What? Is something wrong?
Oh, I feel refreshed!
Mom...
Please, don't drink it like you're drinking milk.
Or rather, put some clothes on!
What are you talking about?
It's only perverted because you keep hiding it!
I don't think that's the problem.
What? You don't even want to bathe with me.
You're trying to pick a fight with me!
Are you saying you can't follow what your mother says?
Oh, all right, at least don't go outside like that.
Looking at you like that makes me embarrassed!
Oh, I feel refreshed...
What, you actually took a bath with all your clothes on?
Indeed.
No "Indeed's..." Why?
Among the younger generation...
...it has become a huge fad lately to bathe with all their clothing on.
Huh?
You know, you can tell a better lie than that...
Are you just joking?
Can it be that you didn't know?
Eh?
That's ridiculous.
Besides, Mom has been bathing stark naked until now.
Hey, that fad is a lie, right?
Well, I'm not one to follow all the trends...
In the first place, it's disgusting to bathe with your clothes on!
It doesn't feel like you've taken a bath!
You don't even know how it feels.
It's a lie, right! I'm not going to believe you!
If you think it's a lie, you can ask everyone tomorrow.
Yeah! I'll go ahead and ask them!
I'll make sure to ask them!
Go ahead and do so!
You two get along so well together.
I was so worried whether or not you'd get along when I first decided that we'd live together.
You liar! You made the decision way before you started to worry!
When tomorrow comes, everyone will be saying, "Guu is a strange girl!"
Viva Non-Non
Though I said that...
Come to think of it, if I asked something so ordinary like, "You don't bathe with your clothes on, right?"
Huh? What's up with that?
What nonsense are you talking about?
You sure say strange things!
Haré, you're a strange guy!
I'm going to be the one who gets treated as the strange one!
Forget it! I'm not going to ask!
But, if what Guu said was right, and the fad is to bathe with your clothes on...
...and they found out that I was the only one who didn't know...
Eh? Can it be that you've still been bathing naked?
I didn't know there still was someone that did that!
You're kidding...
So unfashionable!
That would be more humiliating.
Hey!
What's wrong, Haré? You look pale.
Are you worried about something?
He's got plenty of worries.
It's nothing.
What's wrong? You're not going to ask about the bath?
Shut up! I'm still thinking about it!
All right, I'll give you an opportunity to ask.
Wait just a minute!
Hey!
Is someone out there kind enough to listen?
Huh?
What's going on?
Haré apparently has something to ask all of you.
Nothing, it's nothing!
Huh? Where's Haré and Guu?
They went home early.
Or rather, they disappeared before they got to school.
Geez.
I hope they're not taking school too lightly.
And so, first period is a siesta!
You're the one that takes school the lightest!
Why aren't you asking everyone?
It's not that I have to ask everyone about it.
One or two of them is enough.
Well, you don't want to get embarrassed in front of a crowd.
If you understand why, don't ask!
Hah!
L!
M!
L!
S!
L!
M!
S!
L!
M!
S!
LL!
That's right!
I can ask the elder what Toposte does in the bath!
Oh, that chest-hair guy...
Go ahead.
Are you going to rip it off him again?
No, I won't go after all.
Damn.
In the first place, if I went asking around, Mom will find out that I ditched school today.
That's not good.
Someone that I can ask that's in school...
I really don't want to do this, but I have no choice.
Oh?
Oh, it's just my son.
Don't call me your son!
I mean, I don't know your name.
And I don't care to remember it, either.
You're the worst!
So, what is it? What do you want?
Well, there was something I wanted to ask...
Even the school doctor studies?
I have a slightly better impression of you now.
I can get pretty aroused by this.
There are so many perverted words in it.
You're the worst!
You really are the worst!
Is that so?
I have no wish to talk to you, either. Go away.
You really hate me that much?
I hate you.
I don't know how I produced a kid like you.
It's the worst thing that can happen to me.
I hate you, too!
Now, now, I'll lend you Weda for 2 or 3 days, so can you listen to what he has to say?
Why are you lending someone else's mom without asking first!?
If Weda isn't home, the house will be quiet, the rooms will stay neat...
...and you can play all the games you want.
All right, how about a few days?
Hey, don't you get suckered into it, too...
You're right. I guess it's no good.
No, it's totally okay!
You can ask me anything!
Hey!
A frog's son is also a frog.
Hm...
Bathing with your clothes on...
I've never heard of it.
See? You're the strange one!
But, if that's a fad here in the jungle, there's no way that I'd know about it.
I just came here from the city.
If you're that worried about it, it's faster to see with your own eyes than to ask people.
You mean to peep on someone?
Oh, how perverted!
I didn't say such a thing!
Then, what do you mean, see it with my own eyes!?
You just have to take a bath with a female friend.
That's even more perverted!
In the first place, why does it have to be a female friend!?
That's that... You know, service.
That's common sense.
You guys are the worst...
Well, that's about all the advice I can give as a father.
What part of that was advice as a father?
Let's go home, Guu!
It was a mistake to ask you in the first place!
I listened to what you had to say because you told me to.
That's pretty awful of you to say that.
You good-for-nothing!
Hey, what about renting out Weda-chan?
How he can be ill-natured, and how he doesn't listen to others...
So, we are alike after all?
Good morning!
Huh?
Didn't both of you get permission to leave early?
No, we just had something to do.
But more than that, teacher...
What is that?
It's a surprising, wonderful mecha...
...or the shogun's idea...
...or it's a pending utility model...
I call it the Anti-Dozing Device!
Though, if something goes wrong, it looks like I can fall into an eternal slumber.
And so, about the picnic tomorrow...
I'm handing out the fliers.
Where are we going?
We're going to the Jungle Bath.
Yay! The Jungle Bath!
Bath?
Bathing with a female friend.
I can't do that!
What, Haré, are you expecting something?
We're gathering on the school playground at 8:00AM tomorrow.
Don't be late!
Okay!
Hey, Guu.
I'm going to swing by Marie's place after school, so you can go home ahead of me.
I see. You are going to take a bath after all...
I'm just going to ask her!
I'm sure Marie is the only one that would answer me without making fun of me.
I see.
By confessing one of your biggest secrets, you are going to pressure her.
And using that, you're going to turn her into an accomplice!
OK!
As I just said!
What, you have a question?
Well, as I said, does a banana count as a snack?
Haré, that question...
Eh?
That's such an old gag!
I didn't think anyone would actually say that!
You're so out of it!
Come to think of it, I've never been to Marie's room before.
I never found a reason to go because I heard she lived at school with our teacher...
Is this it?
It looks like a preschool room, so this must be it.
Hey, Marie, are you here?
It's me, Haré!
Yes, yes?
Hello, Marie.
W-What?
Why are you soaked, Marie?
Because you came to visit so suddenly.
I-I-I-I-I-It can't be a bath?
That's right. I came jumping out of the bath.
Just as I thought!
I'm so soaked!
W-What's going on?
To think that, just like Guu said, wearing your clothes in the bath is a fad.
I was doing the laundry, and I got splashed with so much water.
I really hate the plumbing here!
Haré?
Didn't you have something to ask?
No, it's all right now...
Even Marie was taking a bath fully clothed...
Oh, geez! Cut it out, Chet!
Here's a shower!
It's cold!
Oh, it's cold? Then I'll give you some more of it!
I'm telling you, stop it!
I don't wanna!
Geez!
If you're that worried about it, it's faster to see it with your own eyes than to ask people.
With my own eyes...
I won't do such a thing!
If I do, I'd end up just like him!
But, if they're still fully clothed, it would mean that it's all right to peek in on them.
It's not such a serious crime.
But, to act according to what he says!
That's the part that I hate the most about this!
Chet, you meanie!
Come chase me if you can!
Chet!
Geez, you're so cruel!
Oh, what's wrong, Haré? What are you doing there?
Sorry about that.
We were fooling around in the bath, and couldn't control ourselves.
What? You're the one at fault, Chet!
Your angry face is wonderful, too.
Where's Haré?
Perhaps he couldn't tolerate our passionate glances.
Geez! No more fooling around while we clean up the bath!
Yup, yup.
I don't want to go to the picnic...
It's strange after all to take a bath with your clothes on.
Even if it's a fad, I don't know about it...
That's right, I'll come up with some reason to be absent.
That's it!
Yeah, that's it, I just have to be absent.
Geez, that's so easy!
I'm home.
Welcome back!
Look, look at this new lunchbox!
I'll make you the best-ever lunch tomorrow!
Why?
Why is a woman who is fine with making her son do all the cooking and cleaning, down to washing her underwear...
...doing this all of a sudden?
Silly, a lunch is a given!
Weda is usually lethargic, but she really loves special events.
Oh, Guu-chan, don't compliment me!
She's not complimenting you.
Now, I'll do a number!
M-Mom, it's okay.
Actually, about the picnic tomorrow, I was planning on n...
No! I'm going to make this lunch!
Then, make the shrimp gratin like usual...
No, if I give up now, I'll tarnish the name of all household wives!
You don't have a name to tarnish.
When I'm serious, I can make a lunch or two!
I'm really serious this time!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
After all, love is the best spice of them all.
I think it might taste like something else.
How about it, Haré?
Now don't you have more things to look forward to at the picnic?
Y-Yeah...
Now, you can't possibly say that you're not going.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I was able to get up!
Are all of you here?
We're going now!
Yeah!
What's wrong, Haré?
Well, Mom made me a lunch...
Here!
T-Thanks!
Have a good trip!
I'm jealous. A lunch made by your mom.
It puts a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart.
I'm nervous about what she put into it.
It's boring to make your own.
I see. You made your own, Marie...
Lunches, cleaning, laundry... I have to do everything by myself.
What selfish things have I been saying?
I'm such a loser!
I make mistakes every so often...
Just like that laundry yesterday.
Hey, Haré, are you listening?
Marie!
We're already here, so it's our loss if we don't enjoy ourselves, right?
Y-Yeah.
Let's go to the Jungle Bath!
I wonder what it's like.
Same here!
We're not there yet?
I went there with my family once.
I have such fond memories of it...
Oh, is that so?
Hey now, he leaves after just one line?
It's been a while since he last showed up!
He doesn't have to show up!
Meet back here at 2:00PM to go home!
Now, on your way!
Okay!
We first should head to the main jungle bath!
I want to go to the ocean floor bath!
Now, smile!
I got a big catch!
Hey, Marie, did you bring a hair dryer?
Just in case.
Thank goodness! If you don't mind, can I borrow it?
Sure!
Well, good luck.
Wait, you're going off somewhere!?
If you kneel, and beg me with a teary look, I'll think about staying.
Go.
Haré!
Over here, over here!
I guess I'll join the fad, though slightly late...
This is pretty good in its own way.
Haré, you...
Why are you bathing with clothes on?
You're so strange!
Strange!
Uh, this is...
G-Guu!
Damn you! Nobody was wearing clothes in the bath!
Of course it was all a lie.
Things like this happen to everyone once or twice.
Don't worry about it.
I will!
Fine, I'll go off on my own for a bath!
That way is...
Premonitions of a commotion...
I was stupid to believe what Guu had to say, even for a moment!
I'll never believe her again!
Oh, Haré!
Can you grab that ball?
Haré?
What's wrong, Haré?
The ball!
NEXT EPISODE
Wah, you surprised me! What is it, Mom, all of a sudden?
A birthday? Whose? Oh, mine!
I totally had forgotten... I wonder why? Well, I'm sure it's 100% her fault.
Mom is cooking something up, everyone in my class is celebrating...
My birthday sure seems the best!
Doc, you're giving me a gift, too? Hey, you're a pretty good guy!
What is it? A book?
A book really seems like a gift from a dad...
Hey wait a minute!
In which world does a father give a porn book to his son!?
There are other things out there, aren't there! I don't need something like this! ...for now.
Eh? Guu, you're wondering if you need to give me a gift as well?
It's all right, the thought is enough. Hey, wait, my voice is awfully low.
Wait, this is?
This is?
Fantasy Jungle
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