HARÉ+GUU
Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
Mekurumeku koshitsuki MUCHO
Kodomo nya kiwadoi AMIGO
Kisu shitara suikomaresou
Kowai mono mitasa TONIGHT
Ojikeduitara dame
Oshite osarete GOING
Dokkiri kibun ga iine
Chakkari asa made DANCING
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Yashi no kokage de tsukamaete
Jirashite tokoton tokoton
Gomen ne anata wa mou toriko
Nigerarenai Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
HARÉ+GUU
Morning Smooch
Good morning!
Hey!
Haré, Guu, morning!
M-Morning.
The sky is clear, but there's a "kumo" (cloud/spider)!
Just kidding!
Was it funny? Of course it was!
Guu, was it funny? Was it funny? Say something.
Shut up.
Guu, you say funny things!
Y-You think so?
That's the best! I can laugh so much!
Somebody shut Wadi up!
Geez, I can't take a nap.
I shut him up.
O-Okay.
And so, that ends first period.
Did you watch that TV show yesterday?
Yeah, I sure did.
You know, you know...
That yawn that our teacher just made, that was funny!
Hey, those in charge of cleaning up need to stay behind.
Today, that's Haré, Marie, Toposte, Gupta, and Guu.
Now, pick straws to see where you're cleaning up.
So...
...we're stuck cleaning the bathroom.
Yay, I'm cleaning the classroom together with Haré!
That means...
I'm with Guu!
Of all the combinations, that one?
What's wrong Haré?
Are you worried about something, or not? Which is it?
Oh, it's nothing.
I might be worrying too much.
In the first place, I'm not Guu's guardian or anything.
Don't slack off, and clean up.
See ya.
Okay.
Guu, did you see our teacher yawn?
Let's see...
Where are you guys in charge of?
At the least, if I can keep an eye on them...
Why do you always ask where I'm going to be?
W-Why? Well...
Are you pretending to be my guardian?
Y-You know!
You don't know the least bit of how I feel!
If I had the choice, I would never be asking!
We've got the easiest one, the area behind the main building!
Are you jealous? We're going to goof off so much!
Behind the main building? Man, that's far away.
Now, let's hurry up, and fool around a lot!
W-What was up with that laugh?
Haré, let's hurry up with the cleaning.
Y-Yeah.
Guu, if I'm not around, gets really extreme with what she does.
If Wadi's laugh doesn't stop...
She might beat him down...
...or swallow him whole...
...or...
What's wrong, Haré?
Haré?
Oh, no, I was just worried about Wadi and Guu.
You know, Guu doesn't seem to be getting along with Wadi all that much.
So I was worried that Guu might lose her temper and something might happen.
I see...
You've been acting strange lately, Haré.
S-Strange?
You're hiding something.
Or rather, you act panicked in a strange way...
That's right, from right around when Guu first came here...
Now, answer me honestly.
Is Guu the reason why you've been acting funny, Haré?
Man, she sure hit the target on this one.
What should I do? Should I answer honestly?
That I'm worried about how strange Guu is?
But, if I said such a thing, wouldn't I end up getting Marie involved in all of this?
But this is a chance for me to have someone listen to my worries.
So that's how you really feel about Guu.
Yeah, that's right.
I'll tell you everything, so can you be my confidante?
Oh, so that's how it is.
Let's see, where should I start? It's a rather long story.
It's all right, you don't have to tell me everything. I know.
I know!
You're kidding! You knew?
Marie, you dummy, don't cry...
But it's all right. You two are a good couple.
Ah, I guess that's one love lost.
Wha-!? What's with a love lost?
What are you talking about?
Why are you looking up with tears welling up in your eyes?
It's all right. Don't worry about me.
I'll be cheering you on!
W-Wait a minute! There's some giant misunderstanding going on here!
All right, if that's the case, things will be quick.
We have to ditch this cleaning and go after Guu!
You know... Imagining... Marie, you're imagining things!
Love never blossoms if you can't be assertive enough to imagine!
Attack! Attack!
That's not it! Marie, you've got it wrong!
Oh, there they are.
I'm glad. Nothing's happened yet.
What are you going to do, Haré? Are you going to go out there and confess your love?
Yes! That's the best option.
Do it! Come on, hurry up!
As I've been saying, you've got the wrong idea!
Wrong?
Yes! I've been telling you over and over.
I don't think anything of Guu at all!
Haré...
You liar.
Haré, you're such a kind liar!
Marie... How can I convince her?
Hey, Guu, why don't you laugh?
You always look so bored.
Don't say anything that would get Guu mad, Wadi.
Is there something good if I laugh?
Guu is having a normal conversation.
Of course there is!
You see, if you laugh, you can have fun!
That's the opposite! The opposite!
You normally laugh because you're having fun!
And if you laugh, troubles and stuff fly away sometimes!
Oh, that's amazing.
Guu, you should try laughing.
Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on!
They sure have a strange conversation, those two.
Then I guess I'll try it.
Don't tell me! She can't possibly laugh with that face...
She laughed!
She laughed, but her facial expression hasn't changed one bit!
How was that?
You really make me laugh!
That was so strange!
They're having a friendly duet.
This isn't strange. It's scary!
Oh, Weda!
Weda, listen to me. It's so horrible!
What is it, so early in the morning?
Oh, no!
Who's that?
Addy, one half of the Stupid Couple.
I'm going to end the Stupid Couple today!
I'm going to go through with my solo debut!
Solo debut?
I mean, Chet is so terrible! Come on, listen to me!
I don't want to hear it all that much.
This morning, Chet made us coffee like he always does...
What's up with this coffee? It's sweeter than usual.
I put in two spoons of sugar like I always do...
No way! I always tell you to put in only one spoonful of sugar!
Oh, was that right?
Can you believe it?
It's almost been a year since we started living together!
He doesn't understand one thing about me!
Addy...
Yes?
Go home.
I'm telling you to go home!
I don't have time to listen to stupid love stories!
Hey?
Mom, was that all right?
Get the salt! The salt to purify this place!
Laugh during tough times. When you're sad, that's the time to laugh.
Laugh away and blow it all off.
Now, laugh.
You're laughing at someone else's pain!
No, that's not what she means...
It's just better to laugh it off than weep about it.
Cruel! So cruel!
This isn't something that can be just laughed off!
Addy!
Addy, I've been looking for you.
W-What are you here for?
It's all over between us!
That can't be!
Are we going to end it all over a cup of coffee?
I don't want to listen to your excuses.
Go away somewhere!
Addy!
I thought that we knew everything about each other!
That's right! I was only a passing fling for you!
I'm going to break up with you!
What are these two doing?
It's impossible that you were only a passing fling for me! What are these two doing?
It's impossible that you were only a passing fling for me!
As you can tell, they're having a fight.
Addy!
I will never forgive you!
I have a hangover, you know.
They're so noisy that I can't go to sleep.
They have a quarrel at least once a month over the stupidest things.
But, with those god-awful saccharine lines that Chet spits out, they make up in no time.
Addy, if you're saying that I don't have enough love for you, I'll try even harder.
Oh, here it comes.
So can you believe in my love a little bit more?
Please?
Chet...
I'm sorry, Chet!
I, I...
It's all right.
You don't need to say a thing.
Chet...
You're right. They always make up with those lines of his.
Well, it's best to not have any arguments...
But sometimes, it might be necessary in order to get to know each other better.
Heh, well said.
The more quarrels you have, the closer your relationship is.
Y-You know...
We don't have that kind of relationship!
Now now, you'll be late for school.
Oh, no! Let's go, Guu!
All right, it's decided.
Let's have a quarrel today.
Somehow we made it!
Morning, sir!
Oh, morning!
Teacher, listen to me! Haré is so terrible!
What's wrong? Did you have a fight with Haré?
A fight??
Oh, so that's what she meant...
What, what, what's going on? Oh, so that's what she meant...
What, what, what's going on?
Haré... Haré is so mean!
Eh? Haré is?
What did Haré do?
What did he do?
Well, I mean, Haré did something terrible to you, right?
Idiot, you can't get away with making up a fight that doesn't have a cause!
I can't say it!
What, you can't tell us? Did he do something that you can't talk about?
What!? She avoided the problem that way?
Hey, Haré! What did you do to Guu?
I haven't done anything!
Would she cry this much if you didn't do anything?
When I say I didn't do anything, I mean I didn't do anything!
Oh, I thought that we knew everything about each other...
This line... Could it be?
I was only a passing fling for you!
That's what Addy was saying, down to the last word!
I'm going to break up with you!
I don't know what's been going on, but this is terrible!
Haré, unlike how he looks...
...sure makes girls cry.
Y-You know, this irritates me! Take it all back!
I thought that we knew everything about each other...
I was only a passing fling for you!
And that's enough out of you, get it?
Kya!
None of that "kya" thing!
Come over here! We're going to talk it out!
Haré, where are you going?
Hey, don't you have to go after them, as their teacher?
Hey!
I'm asking you, don't you have to go after them?
Sure, I'll go after them.
Hey!
Arguments are bad!
Haré, Guu, if you talk it out...
...you can understand each oth... er...
Now, will you tell me exactly what you're thinking by doing this?
I'm going to break up with you!
Now, that's enough of that! You're getting me irritated! Stop it!
I'm going to break up with you!
This in itself is really irritating...
In the first place, what you're doing can't be considered an argument!
It's not that I'm at fault for anything!
You're just reciting Addy's lines!
I thought that we knew everything about each other...
Hey, you're going back a few lines there! Your lines!
Can it be? She might not stop until all the lines are out on the table?
Wait! You've got to be kidding!
If you're saying that I don't have enough love for you, I'll try even harder.
So can you believe in my love a little bit more?
I was only a passing fling for you! I'm going to break up with you!
She's repeating herself again.
So I have to say it, don't I...
Dammit!
I-If you're saying that I don't have enough love for you, I'll try even harder.
So can you believe in my love a little bit more?
Oh, and we make up.
Oh, I'm sorry...
I didn't mean to listen in on you...
I didn't know that your relationship had gone that far already...
Geez! This is almost exactly the response that I expected out of you, Marie!
Oh no, I've been crying, haven't I...
I'm sorry. I'm sure it only troubles you for me to be crying like this.
Hey, Marie, come back!
Can you actually look at reality for a bit!
I told you the other day, but there's nothing between me and Guu!
That line was me just playing along with her little game...
No way! You were just playing!
Do you go along with it again!
It's all right, you don't need to worry about me anymore...
Hey, Marie!
Ma... rie.
Looks like she's having a tough time...
Guess I'll go home.
Hey! What's up with that!?
Whose fault do you think all of this is!?
Come on!
Take responsibility for all of it!
GUU!
Guu is really strange.
She's insane. She's not normal.
I thought she was laughing her head off yesterday, but today she cries and has a fit with some strange quarrel that I don't understand.
Geez, and because of that, Marie has a huge misunderstanding...
Haré, you like Marie, don't you.
I like her. In the normal sense.
Wow, you're honest.
The fact that Marie has this misunderstanding didn't shock me at all.
But, more than that, I can't stand the misunderstanding itself - that I like Guu!
Oh, no...
Everyone in my class has that misunderstanding! It's the worst! The worst!
Is it the worst?
It's the worst!
That's a huge shock...
There, there. He's so terrible.
Don't say something that you don't mean at all!
And none of that look makes it seem like you're hurt!
I see...
He said it's no good.
I see, then how about you try to turn him on?
M-Mom...
Just kidding about that.
Have some shrimp au gratin and think about other things...
Such misunderstandings can be reconciled if you explain the situation properly to each and every person.
You think so?
It's all right, you'll be fine.
Hey, you need to help me get rid of this misunderstanding.
In the first place, it's all because of you!
Got that?
Yeah!
Mom, I'm going to school now!
Already? You're early today.
I mean I have to talk out this misunderstanding with everyone.
Well, let's go, Guu.
I'm on my way!
Oh, before that.
Your "be careful" smooch!
You usually don't kiss your 10-year-old son!
Geez, Mom!
Here, a smooch for Guu-chan, too!
Weda, you always smooch...
What's a smooch?
A greeting! A kiss of greeting!
This is proper manners.
It's common sense to kiss with feeling!
It's very normal!
Guu, hurry up! Let's go!
Don't you dare do anything strange today.
Normal...
That's right. Normal is best.
Oh, morning, Marie.
About yesterday...
Morning!
Guu, just what was that!?
A little greeting.
You don't need to smooch in a greeting.
Weda said it was common sense, that it was normal.
Of course, it might be normal for Mom, but for regular people...
Morning!
Morning.
There's a reason behind this...
My mom always kisses when she says good morning and stuff...
You know in other words, a morning smooch?
Hey, are you listening?
Gupta? Uighur?
Marie?
What should I do? I need to make Guu stop kissing...
But, how can I get rid of the "common sense" that Mom fed into her?
That's right! At times like this, I need to have our teacher scold her!
Guu, don't you move! I'm going to bring our teacher right over!
Teacher!
A kiss said Guu to hello... uh, that's not what I mean...
What, what's wrong?
Just that mom's common sense and the everyday person's common sense is different.
I want you to tell her that!
What are you talking about?
It's too late...
What's up with this?
Hello.
Geez! Nobody is moving now because of pure shock!
Guu, do something!
Oh, Guu...
My first kiss...
I indirectly kissed Gupta...
It's a nightmare...
She just meant it as a simple greeting.
So, guys, don't worry about it.
What I'm telling you is true!
Come on, guys!
Morning!
Laugh during tough times.
When you're sad, that's the time to laugh.
Laugh away and blow it all off.
NEXT EPISODE
Oh, I feel horrible... Is it a cold?
I'm so stupid for catching a cold in the middle of the jungle...
I'm gonna go to the nurse's office so I can rest a bit.
Eh? We have a new doctor in the nurse's office?
He came from the city? Will he let me rest? What's he like?
What, what? Uh-huh. Eh? He's scary?
You suddenly get splashed with antiseptic, hit with a barrage or syringes...
and end up half-dead just because he doesn't like your eyes?
Wow, he's crazy and mad and dangerous...
But, apparently he's nice to girls, or rather, he gets way too friendly.
Isn't that called sexual harassment? He seems like a really bad guy.
Eh? Mom, you know this new doctor? Why?
The Doctor is in the Nurse's office