HARÉ+GUU
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
How the hips shake, mucho dizzying
Amigo, that's risky for a kid
If I were to kiss, I'd get sucked in
Tonight, I want to see something scary
Don't be afraid
Going from one push after another
The surprising feeling is nice
And you end up dancing till morning
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Catch me in the shade under the palm tree
Make me wait, more than down to the limit
I'm sorry, but you're already addicted
From the jungle you can't escape! Haré+Guu!
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
HARÉ+GUU
POKUTE
Pokute.
POKUTE
It appears in many ancient myths and legends about the jungle.
POKUTE
It is said that they arrived into this land with the will of God commanding them to protect the jungle from harm.
POKUTE
They are divine creatures loved and worshipped by people, even today.
Go with Chest Hair!
And so...
Today is the cooking class that you've all been waiting for.
Go and make me something yummy!
Oh, Haré, are you feeling ill?
Would you like to go to the nurse's office?
No, don't worry about me.
Why...
Did you all bring your aprons? Why...
Did you all bring your aprons?
After such an incident...
Yup!
Why doesn't anyone remember anything?
Make sure to thoroughly wash your hands before starting to cook! Why doesn't anyone remember anything?
Make sure to thoroughly wash your hands before starting to cook!
Yup!
No, this is exactly what Guu wants me to do - to think about each thing that she does!
All right, from now on, I'm going to ignore as much of it as possible!
Ignore, ignore, ignore ignore!
Now, we have a special teacher here with us today.
A professional in cooking, an expert at hunting.
Let me introduce... Him!
It's the elder!
Fluff king!
Cooking is...
Love!
Cooking is...
Shouting from the soul!
Cooking is...
A stairway to heaven!
Today's menu is...
This!
Wow, all right! It's pokute! Pokute! They look good. I love them!
Pokute has lots of polyphenals and carotene. They're good for your body.
Most of all it's an abundant food supply around us.
Today, we'll make vegetable and pokute stir fry.
All right? The key to cooking is using your hips!
Cook with power in your hips!
Now, be careful of fire and cutting yourself with the knives, and cook!
Begin!
Okay!
I'll choke the pokute.
Guu, you chop up the vegetables.
Amazing!
Amazing! You're so good!
Nothing less from the elder's grandson. Toposte sure is quick.
Wow! That's amazing. You got all of it done in an instant!
Hey you haven't gone too far and cut your hand up or anything, have you?
Oops.
Three-second rule.
Ignore...ignore...ignore..ignore...
Haré?
What's wrong?
Have you picked your pokute yet?
Huh?
They're gone. I put them all in a pile here.
Haré, do you know where they went?
They were all there a moment ago...
That's strange.
Did they run away?.
It can't be?
That's strange.
Out with them!
Hey!
Tastes horrible.
Oh, here they are.
Hey, this pokute...
It's really plump.
You're right. It's so fat.
These might be really good pokutes.
I-I see. That's good.
Why are they plump?
And so, they're all done!
Now, everyone find your seats. It's time for a tasting.
Sure!
Whoa, but first, take your aprons off.
Like this!
Did the amount of hair actually increase?
Stop talking about that.
The meal will taste bad.
You're an adult too, big brother. Yours is so different.
Don't make comparisons.
What's wrong, Guu-chan?
You haven't eaten a thing.
Pokutes are really good for you.
Guu eats small meals.
She doesn't eat at home, either.
What!?
No, no, no!
Children must eat plenty of everything! No!
I will cast a small charm on you.
Magical Touch, Enchanting Aroma!
There, there. It's all right now.
She got it after all.
Haré, aren't you going to stop him? Guu is being puff-puffed.
Are you stupid? if I tried to stop him now, he'd get me, too!
Now you'll be able to eat anything.
Hey, let's go home.
Do your homework! Brush your teeth!
Bye bye!
Hey, let's go fishing. I found a great spot.
Right now?
Geez...
Kids these days...
To not eat all their pokute...
Such heresy! When I was a child...
What's wrong, Haré?
Do you know where Guu is?
I don't know where she is.
Strange, did she go home ahead of me?
I'm sure that's the case.
What was that scream?
It's from the cooking room.
Toposte!
What's wrong? Get a grip!
Toposte! What happened?
The hair... someone plucked out all the hair!
G-Gramps!
Gramps! Get a hold of yourself, Gramps!
Gramps! What happened?
A horrible...giant...black shadow...
Gramps!
Who, who did this!?
Toposte...
Elder...
Come to think, I've heard of an old folktale.
If you eat too many pokute, their friends come seeking revenge...
The pokute's revenge?
Pokute's...
Dummy, it's all because you ate pokute each and every day, without getting tired of them...
...pokute's took...
...his chest hair...?
What's so funny? This is a crime!
But it's only chest hair.
What would you do with the chest hair you stole?
Well, be careful when going home...
...of all the pokutes.
You guys are annoying.
Oh, that was a laugh.
In the first place, what would you use the chest hair for once you rip it off of him?
Well, there was quite a bit, so a wig?
From chest hair?.
Wonderful!
You're so soulful! Looking good, Guu-chan!
Soulful?
I'm home!
Haré!
Welcome to the hippest trip!
Geez, you don't have the right groove.
If you're like that, the don will laugh at you, brother.
That's not it, brother.
Magical Touch, Enchanting Aroma!
T-That wig...
It's so cool and hip!
Cool... and hip...
Magical Touch, Enchanting Aroma!
Yeah!
It can't be...
Elder's...?
What? Something wrong with the elder?.
N-Nothing!
Guu, come with me!
Where are you going?
Mom wants to get down and fever, too!
HARÉ+GUU
That wig... No matter how you look at it...
What should I do, if such a thing came out into the open?
It looks like the Elder doesn't remember, but it's his chest hair that he values more than his own life...
At the worst, from the village, we'll be...
Get out!
Even that wouldn't be as bad as...
For kids who cause such mischief...
I have this!
Major League Ball - Good Kid Cast!
Nooo!
Haré? And Guu?
You surprised me.
l was the one that was surprised!
What's going on?
You know...
I want to see the elder for a bit.
Gramps?
That afro...
Well, this is, well, um...
It's cool and hip.
What?
Wait just a minute.
Gramps, you have a guest.
Oh, you were right there, Gramps?
Haré is here.
Haré?
If you have worries that you'd like to discuss, I'll listen.
Why does he have chest hair?.
It was all ripped out a while ago.
Oh, he grew more.
But it hasn't even been a day.
That's right. Ain't it gross?
I'm telling you, it's too fast.
No, I don't think it's such a simple problem.
Well now, let's get all the talking done inside.
Now, what do you want?
Um, well, actually...
Elder?
Can it be that the elder remembers getting his chest hair ripped out by Guu?
Yeah! Cool and hip!
He seems to be instinctively afraid.
W-Welcome, Haré.
But, I'm more worried about him in this T-shirt.
Now, Guu-san, please sit down.
He added a "-san"?
And, what brings you here today?
Well, um...
Is it all right to tell him now that Guu ripped it off?
It seems like the Elder is scared stiff right now.
Well, it's not much, actually.
So never mind.
I'm sorry to have bothered you.
Guu, let's go. What are you looking at?
Hair.
That's enough. Let's get going.
You don't have the right groove, brother.
I'm saying, that's enough with that wig!
Why don't you just put it away!?
Yeah!
She didn't...?
Again!?
Lots of ripping!
Today's hunt has been cancelled due to our Elder's sudden illness.
Those of you that were planning to attend, please gather your strength in preparation for the next hunt.
We won't be able to eat meat again for a while.
I repeat, today's hunt has been cancelled due to our Elder's sudden illness. We won't be able to eat meat again for a while.
I repeat, today's hunt has been cancelled due to our Elder's sudden illness.
Hmm. No helping it.
I repeat, today's hunt has been cancelled due to our Elder's sudden illness.
Let's drink!
I repeat, today's hunt has been cancelled due to our Elder's sudden illness.
What? Why booze!?
The announcement said, gather one's strength!
Why are you interpreting it to your liking?
No!
Oh, you're so cheap!
Mom, I've been thinking this for a while...
What?
You've gained weight.
You think so?
Yeah.
W-Why do you think so?
Because you don't do any of the chores around the house.
You're so rude!
Weda has been a lazy woman for quite a while now!
Guu-chan...
You're not saying anything in her defense...
But, it's true that I'm out of shape lately.
it's really good exercise if I can go hunt.
That's why I'm telling you, do more chores around the house!
But, what happened to the Elder?.
He was so full of energy yesterday.
According to the rumors, he's been hit with a really bad disease...
And he might not survive the night.
So what Guu did yesterday really hurt him psychologically?.
And being unable to bear with it, he collapsed...?
Of course, this is a rumor that Guu started just now.
Ouch, ouch.
It's true that his health isn't completely well.
If you're that worried, why don't you pay him a visit?
Uh, sure.
Then, take him something as a gift.
Oh, you mean like fruits?
Here.
Why does it have to be alcohol? You drunk!
Well, excuse me.
It's common sense to give souvenirs and gifts that you would like to receive yourself.
Don't make it sound normal!
I've had enough! I'm going to go without gifts!
Oh, Haré.
Toposte, I'm here to visit the Elder.
Oh, really? You don't have to be so considerate.
I'm making Gramps his meal right now.
Oh, then let me help!
Seaweed and pokute miso soup...
Pokute and short seaweed saute...
Pokute roll...
Whew, I guess this is enough.
How is the elder...?
Gramps is cooped up in his room, and he doesn't want to come out.
So, he's not sick or anything?
Yeah... I think it's more like something emotional.
I don't think you know this, Haré...
But after you and Guu went home yesterday, Gramps had his chest hair ripped out again.
I definitely know about that.
That was a big shock to him.
Since then, he hasn't had any new chest hair growing in at all.
T-That's impossible!
Or rather, it's not something to be so surprised about.
I mean, isn't it more like the way he should look as an ordinary human?
You might be right...
But, but...
I really prefer Gramps with all his chest hair.
Toposte, don't cry.
Why are all the people around me slightly demented like this?
Come on now, someone's here, Toposte.
Y-Yeah.
If Gramps wakes up, listen to what he has to say.
S-Sure.
Amazingly smooth.
I wonder what it feels like.
It's you, Haré...
Welcome.
Are you all right?
Such a pathetic chest I have, with nothing on it.
If you want to laugh, you can go ahead and laugh.
No, that's okay.
To think that my macho hair isn't growing in.
I'm in an amazingly huge slump.
What's this about a chest hair slump?
Come to think, is Guu-sama doing well?
Y-Yeah, sort of.
It's finally gotten to him calling her "-sama" now?.
Gramps, someone's here to see you.
I have a lot of guests today...
Hey.
Guu-sama!
What are you here for?.
Visiting.
Oh, he froze.
You're lacking energy.
Once again, hey!
Hey! It certainly is.
I am sorry you have to see me in this state.
As the village elder, and the hunting leader...
I must say I am so pathetic.
I wonder why it doesn't grow?
I believe it's something psychological.
Looking so pained...
And whose fault is it?
To think that so many people would see me like this, without chest hair...
Makes me unable to step outside!
I wouldn't want people to see me with chest hair, actually.
But the elder really needs his chest hair that much.
if it's this serious, it might be impossible to drag him outside again.
That doesn't matter. Come outside.
Yes, ma'am.
Eh, it was that easy?.
I will step outside.
He obeys her every order.
But in such a pathetic shape...
Elder.
What are you doing?
A gift with my sympathy.
It can't be...
T-That's...
You should head out to the hunt after tying this to your chest.
Oh, Guu-sama!
Is she kind, or is she ruthless?
Meat, meat, meat!
Night time hunting is full of danger.
Don't be caught off guard!
All right! We're seriously going to get down tonight!
Follow me! Don't get lost!
First it gets cancelled, then it gets started up again. What's up with this?
Let's go! Forward, forward! First it gets cancelled, then it gets started up again. What's up with this?
Let's go! Forward, forward!
But more than that, I'm concerned about that...
All right!
NEXT EPISODE
Oh, morning Wadi. You're pretty tense today, or rather, you're always too tense!
What are you suddenly trying to start!
Are they not getting along? I'm worried.
No there's got to be something there!
I can't be doing this, I have to stop them. Wait, they're laughing! And it's really frank!
Furthermore, she starts to pretend that we're like that stupid couple, and tries to have a lover's quarrel with me.
What are you thinking Guu?
Oh that's right, all you can think about is how you can cause me trouble.
There's no way that I can say that line that makes my teeth rattle and plunges my soul into the stratosphere!
Wait, Marie, you were watching?
Oh, Marie, that's exactly the reaction that I expected! Come back!
And Guu, you stop acting like Mom!
Morning Smooch And Guu you stop acting like Mom!
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