HARÉ+GUU
Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
Mekurumeku koshitsuki MUCHO
Kodomo nya kiwadoi AMlGO
Kisu shitara suikomaresou
Kowai mono mitasa TONlGHT
Ojikeduitara dame
Oshite osarete GOING
Dokkiri kibun ga iine
Chakkari asa made DANCING
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Yashi no kokage de tsukamaete
Jirashite tokoton tokoton
Gomen ne anata wa mou toriko
Nigerarenai Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
HARÉ+GUU
Haré!
Hurry up and eat your breakfast!
You'll be late for school!
Okay!
It's good that we have such beautiful weather today.
Yeah.
It would be horrible if it rained on a fine starting day like today.
A first day just has to be this way.
What? First day? Of what?
Are you ready, Guu-chan?
Oh, you're so cute!
But, is it a bit too plain?
What's up with that outfit!?
I dressed her up.
After all, this is Guu's school debut.
School debut?
I've already talked it over with the teacher.
But...
To school? In that outfit?
Yeah.
Just imagine.
A transfer student wearing clothes like that and saying hello with a very cute look on her face.
It's true that Guu made a face like this in the very beginning...
Hello, I'm Guu.
Nice to meet you!
See?
As the school idol, she'd brighten up the classroom!
A tremendously wonderful mood-maker Guu will be! I can just picture it!
Are you sure you're not mistaking that with a troublemaker?
Did you say something?
Nothing important.
Now, Guu-chan.
If there's something, anything, you don't understand at school, ask Haré.
Anything?
Yup.
Leave everything up to Haré.
You know, I really don't want to go to school anymore.
Now, you take good care of Guu-chan!
Um...
What? Did you forget something?
I have a slight headache...
Is it alright if I stayed home instead of going to school?
Ow, ow, ow, ow...
Are you sure it's not just simple muscle cramps?
Do you think you can get muscle cramps up in your head?
Or rather...
You think you can fool your own mother with that pathetic level of acting?
Well, yeah...
Have a good day!
Yeah.
Now...
Time for sleep!
Siesta Guu Guu
She's always so quiet...
It really makes me choke up.
Would it be better if I tried to talk to her?.
It'd be good if there was something in common to talk about...
Hey, Guu, do you know what that is?
It's called a pokute.
What the...?
Well, I guess it was just my imagination.
The air around me is getting heavier...
Isn't there a good way...?
Hey, do you know what that is?
It's called a longarm monkey...
What the...?
Why? Why do they disappear?.
I-I-It can't be.
That's right.
Even if Guu was this really mysterious person... that just can't be.
They just all went away before I noticed it.
I'm sure, I'm sure that's what it was.
Hey have you ever seen an elephant...
It really disappeared!
Why!?
Where do they keep disappearing to, one after another?.
I-I-It can't be... All of them..? Guu..?
No that's not possible.
It's definitely impossible.
Is it just me, or did all the birds stop singing?
No. It's not just me.
It's as if all the animals in the jungle went away somewhere...
Is this Guu's fault as well?
Guu did all of this..?
That means, next up...
...is me?
Hello.
Don't get so close to me without warning!
What's this?
Oh, this is called a turtle.
If yo
He's really scared of things, and hides inside his shell really quickly.
There really are people like this out there, faint-hearted people.
Wait, that's what I am!
Hello?
If you worry about things you don't need to, you'll die sooner than you think.
Is she warning the turtle?
Have a bigger heart.
To me!? With that Kansai dialect?
We're finally here.
This is the town elder's great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great- grandfather.
He's the one that built this school.
Guu, what's wrong?
Hurry up and come over here.
This is the shoebox, though we've never used it.
And this is the drinking fountain.
The bathroom is over there.
And beyond that is the teacher's room.
I'm sure the teacher is waiting, too.
Hey, where are the clothes you had been wearing?
I have them.
Where?
No, no, you don't need to show me!
What's wrong? You look glum.
You know, I'm going to beg you. Don't cause anymore commotion.
You're the one that's making all the commotion.
It might seem that way from the outside...
...but it's all because of how you are, Guu, and how you act.
That really disrupts my feelings...
Why don't you say so more clearly?
That attitude! I'm talking about that attitude!
Can you do something about that attitude of yours?
I give up.
So tiring...
And so, this is the teacher's room.
Now, go in.
I'll go on ahead, but you can come later with the teacher, Guu.
See ya.
Was it a good thing to leave Guu behind?
I'm worrying about things too much.
Wait. But I'm still worried...
That can't be!
All right.
Stop it! Let go of our teacher!
I said let go!
Oh, it's you, Haré.
What are you doing there?
I-I brought over the transfer student...
Transfer student?
Oh, that's right, I heard about that.
And, where is the student?
It's nice to meet you. I'm Guu.
Oh, rather cute!
It's nice to meet you, teacher!
I'm Lazy. Nice to meet you.
Oh well.
It looks like he hasn't caught onto anything.
Then, I'll be waiting in the classroom.
Yeah, we'll be right over.
I'm sleepy. I wonder if I should take another nap.
Don't sleep!
I won't sleep.
You look fretful. What's wrong?
So tiring...
HARÉ+GUU
Morning.
Morning, Haré!
Oh, morning, Marie.
Hey, Haré, are you doing well?
I don't think so.
Too many things happened this morning.
I see.
Hey, I've heard, I've heard.
There's going to be a transfer student coming in today?
And she lives in your house, right Haré?
Who'd you hear that from?
My big brother.
Oh, from Lazy-sensei.
What, what?. What are you talking about?
About the transfer student I was talking about earlier.
Oh, I hear that it's a girl?
What kind of girl is she?
Is she cute?
Well... She's cute, or rather...
How in the world should I be answering this?
Nice to meet you!
That's right!
I'm sure she'll have that look when she comes here, so...
Well, let's see, she's really cute.
Really?
But, you know, she's slightly... Really?
But, you know, she's slightly...
Hey, he said she's really cute!
Great, great! I want to see her now!
Listen to what people say until they're done talking!
Hey, come on. Everyone be seated.
It's the teacher...
Now then...
Lazy-sensei?
Hey, wake up! He's asleep...
Oh, sorry, sorry.
It must be because of spring. I'm just so sleepy.
There's no concept of spring or summer in a jungle.
Now...
Open your math textbooks!
Hey don't be so dazed!
Don't be acting stupid now!
Where's the transfer student?
Oh, my mistake.
I've been dazed and forgot about that.
Hey!
W-W-Why hasn't she changed her face?
But well, I guess this is all right.
If she uses this face from the beginning, it means I don't need to explain further.
I guess I still need to.
Hey, this isn't what you've told us.
"Really cute"
What part of her is, eh?
But, if Guu can properly introduce herself, this awful atmosphere will blow away...
Well...
C-Can you introduce yourself?
Guu. Nice to meet you.
Oh, she's so unfriendly!
I'm really sorry!
Now, about her seat...
I'm sure Guu would like to be near someone she knows.
How about she sits next to Haré?
Um..!
I'll sit one row back, next to Marie, so Guu can sit in this seat!
I-I see.
Yay! I'm next to Haré!
I don't want to be next to Guu, even in school.
I can't stand it!
So, first period is...
W-W-Well...
Hey, Marie.
Change seats with Guu.
Sure, but why?
W-Well, I think she's better off next to Haré after all.
So it ends up like this after all...
Let's be friends.
So, I was planning first period to be math, but I'm making a change of plans.
I'm calling it a siesta.
Why is that?.
Because I'm sleepy.
There's no other reason.
Well...
Good night.
Do people usually have a siesta in the morning?
Good night!
I guess I'll take a nap too.
I'm not sleepy at all.
Hey, don't take the spot next to Ravenna! I'm not sleepy at all.
Hey, don't take the spot next to Ravenna!
First come, first served. If you lay down maybe you'll fall asleep eventually.
Hey! If you lay down maybe you'll fall asleep eventually.
Hey, where did you transfer from, Guu?
Oh, I've been wondering about that myseIf.
Did you come from the city?.
What's your full name? And your birthday?
What's your blood type?
Guu sure is under questioning...
I don't know what's going on, but Guu is burning?
These guys are annoying pests!
Stop it!
Be quiet! If you don't, you'll wake up those that are already asleep!
But...
And see, Guu just transferred over here, so she's tired.
Right, Guu?
See?
That's true.
Everyone, let's go to sleep.
Oh, so boring.
Somehow I got through this.
I hope nothing else happens now.
Good night.
Pee...
Huh?
Where did everyone go?
Hey?
Guys?
That's strange.
Where did they all go?
Hey, guys!
Hey!
HEY!
GUYS!
Where did they all go?
Even the statue is gone!
Who in the world would do such a thing?
Wait, it has to be her!
She got all of them!?
Guu, where are you?
The second floor?
Hey!
Guu?
Guu!
Dammit, where did Guu go?
The weather is turning ugly.
Is that you, Guu?
I-Is it just me?
W-Wait! I can explain!
When you're relaxed is when you're in the most danger.
I'm not asking about that!
Then what?
What did you do with everyone?
Everyone?
Everyone in our class!
E-Even though everyone's questioning was annoying... all of them?
That can't be!
Even you, Guu, wouldn't do such a thing, right?
Right.
That's right.
I woke up because I wanted to go pee.
First, I'll get what needs to come out, out of my system, then I'll think about it.
Oh, Haré, you're already up?
Good timing.
When you get back to the classroom, wake everyone up and tell them to come to the cooking room.
I'll leave it to you.
Lazy-sensei was all right...
I was so surprised that I peed a little bit in my pants...
Tell them? I can't help if there's nobody to tell...
It seemed really realistic for a dream.
I liked her. She seemed nice.
W-Why? I liked her. She seemed nice.
There was a bird, too! A bird!
Yes, there was.
I didn't see it!
It doesn't matter if there was one or not.
It's a dream after all.
Eh? You're just going to let it end as a dream?
Let's be more imaginative, Gupta.
That's right, that's right!
Hey, Haré, where have you been?
Oh, I went to the bathroom.
Huh? Maybe it was all my misunderstanding?
That's right, I'm pretty sure it is.
That's just what it was!
Geez, I was really surprised that you guys were all gone when I woke up.
Where were all of you guys playing around, leaving me behind?
We were all asleep right here.
We all woke up just a minute ago.
Y-You're serious?
And, back to what I was saying...
That guy Seiichi was really handsome!
S-Seiichi?
I like Tomoyo-san. She's older than me, but spacy and really cute.
Tomoyo!?
I-I-It can't be!
H-Hey, what are you guys talking about?.
Our dream.
It's strange.
We all had the same dream.
Same dream?
What's wrong? You look pale.
It...really...is...
You swallowed them!
What? You swallowed them!
What?
Maybe someone drank the milk he had saved for later?.
That would get him mad.
Don't get anyone other than me involved in this!
I went through...
I went through all the effort of spitting them back out.
Oh well.
I'll swallow them up again.
No! Absolutely not!
No, stop, I'm sorry!
Wait, why do I have to apologize?
NEXT EPISODE
The furry-chest-haired elder is teaching us during our cooking class.
Oh, it figures that Toposte is a good cook.
Hey, Guu, don't do anything strange. And while I say that why are you going against me?
Wait, what are you slicing up!? Geez...
Hey, wait! What was that scream?
E-Elder! What's wrong?
Argh, your chest hair!!
The hunt is cancelled. The elder is shocked by all this and collapses...
Mom and Guu are dancing some groove despite the fact that this village's elder is in bed and I hear that tonight is the key point in his health.
Oh elder, rest in peace...
And so there are problems all over the place, but putting them all aside, the biggest question is...
Guu, what's up with that wig!?
Go with chest Hair!
Next episode of Haré+Guu:
"GO with Chest Hair!"
It's full of chest hair!
Go with Chest Hair!