HARÉ+GUU
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
How the hips shake, mucho dizzying
Amigo, that's risky for a kid
If I were to kiss, I'd get sucked in
Tonight, I want to see something scary
Don't be afraid
Going from one push after another
The surprising feeling is nice
And you end up dancing till morning
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Catch me in the shade under the palm tree
Make me wait, more than down to the limit
I'm sorry, but you're already addicted
From the jungle you can't escape! Haré+Guu!
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
HARÉ+GUU
Beginning - Beginning
Namu Amida
Haré, are you back?
If you're here, then run an errand for me.
What? You're playing games again? Hey now...
I'm home.
Didn't you have a half-day today?
All this time...
You're fighting the boss right now.
The last time you saved...
...was when?
T-Today...
Not yet.
It's over...
Everything is over...
I'll leave the errand in your hands.
What am I?
Hii!
Hold on. I'll feed you when I get back.
Oh, it's just a pokute.
I should have just gone back before entering that dungeon and saved!
But, who'd have imagined that you'd end up straight at the boss battle from there?
Oh, the person who made the game is such an idiot!
But, I'm an idiot, too!
I knew it was a little strange from the onset...
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Heh. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Oh, it's just a pokute...
Oh, that's right. Bananas, bananas.
...nine, ten. All right that's ten.
Po-kute...?
Oh, it's all right, let him play his game.
But he's such a monkey about it.
Time passes so quickly.
How long has it been since you've started living here, Weda?
Has it been ten years already?
When you start talking about memories, it shows that you've aged, Rebecca.
Well, excuse me!
So bold of him! The sun is still up!
He's like his father.
Where are the bananas?
Before that!
There was a huge monster in the banana field!
I was eaten alive!
But you're here.
I really don't know why myself!
But it's really, really true!
It went "Bafu! Bafu!" Like, "Bafu!"
Oh, I see.
Attention all villagers. We have a meeting now concerning the hunt tomorrow.
Please gather at the main square.
Weda, it's about time.
You're right...
Haré, peel and boil these for me.
Don't forget the salt.
And you can't eat them until I get back, either.
Demon.
See ya!
Mom!
Don't leave me alone here! That thing is coming!
Haré...
I understand.
Mom...
Haré, that's a distant dream...
A dream you had that was sweet and sad.
It's a memory of the distant past.
Mom, just because you don't want to be troubled... making something up like that...
If you're too persistent...
...you're going down.
I'm done.
No, no, no, no.
There can't really be anything of that sort.
It really is a dream after all.
Yup.
No, no, no, no, no!
A dream! I'm saying it's a dream!
A dream. I'm scared of a dream.
I'm home!
Oh no! Someone needs to answer me!
You know Haré, Mom is in a really good mood right now.
Can you guess why?
You've been drinking.
Mmm, close.
That's definitely a reason, or rather, one of the reasons.
Huh?
All right! Everyone, everyone listen up!
Today I'm going to introduce you to a new friend!
What?
Guu-chan, come on in!
Are you serious?
Good evening.
Oh, it's not like you to be blushing, Haré.
Haré?
Yeah! My name is Haré.
Haré... Nice to meet you.
Guu-chan doesn't have a father or a mother.
So I thought it'd be nice for her to live with us.
You say that so suddenly...
That's why you need to get along with her!
Oh no, it's the slave farm!
One, two, three.
Oh, I'm done.
I'm so happy! I'm a millionaire!
Oh man, I lost.
This makes us tied at one apiece. Oh man, I lost.
This makes us tied at one apiece.
She's such a mysterious girl...
White skin, a face unfamiliar to this land.
She sure has a cute smile.
And her eyes are frighteningly pretty...
Just looking at them makes me think I'm going to be sucked in.
Now, now, enough of the partying. We're going to sleep now.
Okay!
I hope I can be friends with her...
HARÉ+GUU
Haré! Haré! Wake up!
Huh?
You got some bananas?
Yeah. Guu got me some yesterday.
Yesterday?
Did you say good morning to Guu?
Good morning!
Good morning.
What's wrong with you?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Who is that girl?
Huh?
What do you mean "who"?
It's Guu-chan! Right?
It's not the same!
It's a completely different person! Or rather, a completely different creature!
Don't be so rude.
How is she so different?
But she looks different from yesterday. How is she so different?
But she looks different from yesterday.
I mean...
What was Guu-chan like the way you remember?
Explain in detail.
W-Well...
White skin, really thin, and a face unfamiliar in this area...
White skin, really thin, and a face unfamiliar in this area.
See, it is Guu-chan!
She looks nothing like it! See, it is Guu-chan!
She looks nothing like it!
Well, women tend to change.
You can't change that much in one day!
If you're so worried about the petty details, you'll never be a man!
It's not a petty detail!
If you're too persistent...
You're taking me down?
I'll send you up to heaven.
Attention everyone.
We will go through with the hunt today as originally scheduled. Well, mom has to go work now.
We will go through with the hunt today as originally scheduled.
Haré, why don't you take Guu-chan around and show her the village?
Why loose socks for work?
That's not the point!
Guu-chan, be nice to my little Haré, okay?
I'll be going now! Kiss?
No! I don't want to be all alone with her!
I'll be back by dusk, so be a good boy.
Don't be playing games all day!
Mom!
Don't go!
Is a banana that strange?
But Guu was the one that brought them...
You like bananas?
We're already to the point where we can't hold a conversation!
What should I do?
All right!
Oh, that's called a banana.
You take it and peel it like this before you eat...
Help me!
Tastes awful.
What was that sound, that scream?
And yet, nothing happened to the banana.
It's not like she's causing any harm...
Oh well, I guess it's okay.
Hey, do you want to go outside?
To do what?
I mean, a tour of the village.
What's a village?
I mean, here. What's around our house.
What's a tour?
To teach what is where!
What's teach?
It's all right if you don't want to!
I'm going through the trouble of offering!
Guu-chan doesn't have a father or a mother,
So, you guys should be nice to each other,
I'm sorry, I...
Might as well... I'll have you teach me.
Sure!
If you go straight down this road, you end up at the town square.
And if you turn here, the school.
It's small, but it's got a good atmosphere.
Oh, it's a manda. We're so lucky!
Here.
These things are delicious!
Oh, be careful, the jam will spurt out if you push too hard.
You're not going to eat it?
Hii!
Hii?
Yeah, I feed it every so often.
It likes me the most.
Oh, a bird!
I see, but she's going to spit it out again.
Tastes awful.
Hii!
My cute little Hii!
Hii! I... I...
I'm more worried about the voice that said "Oh, a bird!" from inside Guu's mouth than about your death!
Forgive me for being this way, Hii.
That's true... I have to think more positively.
Hii, it's not that you're dead.
You'll live on in Guu's body.
That way, I can become better friends with Guu.
I'm sure it's just to me that her face is different from yesterday.
That must be it!
I must have been seeing Guu's inner beauty within her smile last night.
It's not that I was tricked.
As proof...
Hey, can you give me a nice smile?
I really was fooled after all...
Haré, you're up early.
Morning, Rebec...
Oh, Guu-chan, right?
You're Guu-chan, right?
I heard about you from Weda.
I'm Rebecca.
I'm your "big sister" from next door.
You're so cute! Doesn't everyone say that?
She's just saying that because it's polite.
T-That's not the case, really.
Everyone's just being reserved.
Well, I'll be on my way now.
Oh, see you later.
See ya.
Goodbye!
Hey...
Why do you change your face like that?
Face?
Yes, that's it! That!
If I have to put it in words...
Maybe it's a habit?
Oh, I see.
I'm tired. Let's go home and play games.
Don't do something so meaningless!
That's enough! Turn your face back to normal!
But I don't like that either.
What?
Is the TV so unusual?
Don't eat it.
Damn.
What do you mean, "Damn"? Was I right?
Are you serious?
Huh?
The TV.
Are you really going to eat it?
I guess.
Aah! What do you mean by "I guess"?
Abstract words like that, something that shows indecision hurts other people the most!
Oh, all right! Swallow the TV!
But, after you do, spit it back out, just like that banana!
What about Hii?
Eh? You're going to bring Hii back out?
So it's alive after all?
Yup.
Out with it! Spit it out right now!
Can't.
Why not?
She likes it.
You do?
Not me.
"Bafu"?
This is the sound I heard in the banana field...
But anyway, where is this?
Guu!
Aren't you here, Guu?
Hey!
Guu!
HEY!
What happened to me?
I have no idea what's going on here...
I've had enough...
Hii!
I'm sorry, Haré-kun.
She's not letting this one go because I took a fancy to it.
Not letting it go? Who won't?
I'm really sorry.
I-I-I-I have no idea what you're talking about!
Besides, who are you?
Why do you know my name?
Yo! Why do you know my name?
Yo!
Haré, we meet again.
Have you been doing well?
Who are you two?
What, he doesn't remember anything about us?
Looks that way.
What, after we made such passionate love?
What?
Don't be telling lies.
I'll re-introduce myself.
I'm Mamou Tomoyo, 18 years old. I'm a housekeeper.
And I'm Tachibana Seiichi, a senior at the famous prep school, Kamikita High School. Class #2, roll call #12.
And...
Dress Code Disciplinary Committee I'm the vice-chair of the school dress code committee.
Seiichi-kun, you know, I've been meaning to tell you this from a while back...
Yes, what is it?
Why don't you stop showing off that armband each time you meet someone?
Oh, it's alright if I do, isn't it?
It just sounds like you're bragging.
That's not the case at all.
Oh, I see.
Hmmm?
What do you mean "Hmmm"?
Something about that gets to me...
No, really, I don't mean to be bragging at all!
Oh well, it's alright.
Can I ask one thing?
Where is this?
Inside her stomach.
Her?
You were calling her by a name in the outside world.
Guu.
GUU!?
What a stupid dream.
Well, it was unusually realistic for a dream... Just kidding.
Guu, you should sleep on the futon...
Guu?
She's sleeping with her eyes half open. There are people like this every so often.
Yup, yup, there sure are.
Well, sleep tight.
Since I can't carry you, I'll cover you up with a blanket.
Why am I speaking each and every thing I do out loud?
Hey!
Haré, you were able to get back out!
Come visit again!
Hey, does Hii do any tricks?
Can I teach it a few things?
You don't need an appointment to come see us!
See you later!
So in other words...
The fact that those two and Hii are inside Guu's eyes means that was real and not a dream.
And I was inside Guu's stomach until a few minutes ago.
Which in turn means the "Bafu" I heard was the sound of me being eaten.
And, the one back in the banana field is the same sound I heard so it was when I was eaten.
And that means that the big monster I saw in the banana field... Can it be? Can it be?
So that's what it's all about!
But I don't want that!!!
I'm home!
Here! A souvenir!
In other words, a dream. It's all a dream.
What are you doing?
NEXT EPISODE
Wow, what wonderful weather outside. I guess I'll be my cheerful self as I go to school.
Hm? Did you say something, Mom?
What do you mean, a good sendoff? Guu's coming to school with me!?
NEXT EPISODE
And what's with that god-awful outfit?
That's more of a troublemaker than a mood maker!
And Guu, don't start off by swallowing the teacher whole!
Furthermore, we're starting with a siesta during first period!? What is the teacher thinking?
Oh, and just as I thought, Guu is flooded with questions...
Hello? Guu? What is that sign of anger on your fist?
Hey, where did everyone go? can it be? That all of them?
Next episode of Haré+Guu:
"Siesta Guu Guu"
Siesta Guu Guu
Don't get anyone other than me involved in all of this!
He sure is a noisy one