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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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* We pay tons of income tax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Ralph
 And Dr. Scratchansniff *

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 * Say hi to Hello Nurse *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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WAKKO:
*Penny Lane-y*

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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WARNERS:
 * You can see
 That we're black and white *

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 * And we are running
 From our fans *

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* Riding on invisible bikes *
[BELL RINGS]

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* And walking on our hands *

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 * And everywhere that we go *

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 * We get no peace
 Don't you know *

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 * That's why we're running
 From our fans *

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 * In cartoons
 Everything's crazy and wild *

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 * In cartoons *

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 * We are corrupting
 Your child *

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[SCREAMS]

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 * You see
 We're doing wacky gags *

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 * While we are running
 From our fans *

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 * We're hiding behind mags *

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 * And even inside
 Garbage cans *

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 * We always get this attention
 At a cartoon convention *

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 * So we're running
 From our fans *

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 * Yes, we're running
 From our fans *

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[CROWD SCREAMING]

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RALPH:
Ouch! Oof! Hey, you crazy fans!

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[***]

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[PANTING]

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[PANTS]

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Phew!

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I'm glad we got away
from that.

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The fans?

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No, that black-and-white
segment.

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Where have you kidses been?
You are late.

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No, I'm Dot,
but you knew that.

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Stop it. You knew you'd have
to answer this fan mail

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before the press conference.

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Isn't there any for me?

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Maybe it's your hat, Wakko.

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People think
you're hiding something.

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Oh, hey, man, I told you
to keep it a secret.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
RALPH: More mail for youses.

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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

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It's for Wakko.

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Gee, Wakko, where'd
you find time to write those?

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I didn't write them.

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Not all of them anyway.

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Please, please.

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This is no place
for silly shenanigans.

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This is a cartoon convention.

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You are the guests of honor,

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and there are a million fans
in there.

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[CROWD SCREAMS]

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That guy needs
a compass.

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And we need an exit.

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[ALL SCREAM]

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Ow! Ooh! You crazy fans!

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[SIGHS]

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Why couldn't I just work
with the Olsen twins?

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[GROANS]

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[***]

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Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.

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This way.

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[CROWD SCREAMING]

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Oh, my gosh.

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Aren't you--?
No.

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You look just like them.

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We're not them.
We've seen them.

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Really? What do they look like?

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They look exactly like them.

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Wow, actually,
now that you mention it,

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you really don't look like them.

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No, but thanks.

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ALL:
Hello, nurse!

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[SCREAMS]

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[CROWD SCREAMING]

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[ALL WHISTLE]

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And we did all that
without computers.

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ALL:
Agh!

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[CROWD SCREAMS]

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Let's go.
Time to meet the press.

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[GASPS]
[CROWD SCREAMS]

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RALPH:
Ooh! Huh! You crazy fans!

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Which comic book character would
you most like to work with?

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Michelle Pfeiffer.

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She's not a comic book
character.

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Don't get technical.

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What do you like best
about fame?

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The scene where
Irene Cara dances on a car.

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Should your mean cartoons
have more lessons

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instructing children
in acceptable behavior

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within the group dynamic?

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Oh, yes. That, and this.

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I think just this.

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[GRUNTS]

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I will be heard.

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Now, shouldn't your nasty
cartoons express values

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that are kind and gentle?

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Yes. Kind, gentle--

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And heavy.

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You may think that's funny,
but what about the people?

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What do the people want?

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ALL:
* They want to laugh, laugh *

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* They want to laugh
Laugh *

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* They want to laugh
Laugh, laugh *

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* You say you're gonna make
A feature film *

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* With animation really fine *

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* You say it's gonna be
A preachy film *

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* With a heartfelt storyline *

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* Just make sure
That it's good and funny *

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* 'Cause toons ought
To make you laugh *

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ALL:
* They want to laugh, laugh *

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* They want to laugh, laugh *

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* They want to laugh
Laugh, laugh *

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[CROWD SCREAMING]

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[RALPH SCREAMS]

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[CROWD SCREAMING]
[TEETH CHATTERING]

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[***]

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Poit! Narf.

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[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]

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At last, Pinky, we've gotten
an audience with the pope.

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Here's the address.

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[CROWD CHEERING]

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I don't know if I can take it.

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Don't worry, sibs,
there's one thing

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that will divert
their attention.

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Everyone, please.
I have an announcement.

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We know you like us,
and thank you.

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But we are just three silly
cartoon characters.

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Friends, you should be focusing
your attention

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on bigger,
more important things.

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Like what?

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[***]

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Like, uh, Pinky and the Brain.
There they are!

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[CROWD SCREAMS]

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Agh!
Ah!

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Well, let's go home, sibs.
I think our job here is done.

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BOTH:
* We're running from our fans *

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* Yes, we are running
From our fans *

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ANNOUNCER:
 It's time for another
 Good Idea, Bad Idea.

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 Good idea.

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 Buying a pair of shoes on sale.

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 Bad idea.

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 Buying a parachute on sale.

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 The end.

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[SIGHS]

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WARNERS:
* She's a cranky old critter *

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* She's bitter, we warn ya *

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* She lives in a tree house
In Burbank, California *

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* Along with her nephew
He says, "Spew" *

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 * He's cheerful
 Then his aunt starts to rant *

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 * She gives him an earful *

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 * She's grumpy, he's happy *

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 * It's generation gappy *

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* Take a whirl
With the squirrels *

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* Skippy and Slappy *

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Ah, put a sock in it!

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* That's my *

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ALL:
* Aunt Slappy *

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[***]

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Ah, my first day off
since Roosevelt was president.

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No distractions,
no explosions, no violence,

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no reminders of my work.

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SKIPPY:
Aunt Slappy, Aunt Slappy,
Aunt Slappy, Aunt Slappy!

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You'll never believe it,

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not in a million-
kabillion-kazillion years!

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Brad Pitt asked
for my phone number?

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Spew, no!

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Whoa!

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It's the bestest,
most amazingest thing

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that's ever happened
anywhere near here.

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And I'm not kidding.

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[THUD]

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If this has anything to do
with pogs, I'll shoot myself.

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They're filming
the most violent,

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action-packed movie ever filmed
in this very neighborhood.

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00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:08,601
Oh, happy day.

207
00:10:08,601 --> 00:10:11,701
Every action-adventure star
you could think of is in it.

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Arnold, Bruce, Keanu, Snipes.

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00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,834
It's mega, Aunt Slappy.
Mega!

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Is it mega?

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It's mega.

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Good. Buh-bye.

213
00:10:23,534 --> 00:10:24,734
But don't you wanna go watch

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some state-of-the-art
mega action?

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00:10:27,534 --> 00:10:30,834
Nah, I'm on vacation,
and I need a sitz bath.

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00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:31,834
Huh?

217
00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:33,067
Never mind.

218
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Come on, it'll be fun.

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[***]

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[GULPS]

221
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Agh!

222
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Uh-oh.

223
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I feel a bubble coming on.

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SLAPPY:
Go away.

225
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SKIPPY:
They're gonna blow up
that set, Aunt Slappy.

226
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It's moviemaking magic.

227
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Here's my chance
to get a cheese sandwich.

228
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Buh-bye.

229
00:10:57,934 --> 00:10:59,667
Look, it's Bruce.

230
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Springsteen?

231
00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:02,934
Where the heck's
my lip gloss?

232
00:11:02,934 --> 00:11:04,701
Not that Bruce.

233
00:11:04,701 --> 00:11:05,701
Oh.

234
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:08,901
How's my hair look?

235
00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:09,901
Great, babe.

236
00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:11,033
What hair?

237
00:11:11,033 --> 00:11:12,067
Shhh!

238
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,367
Rogaine, anyone?

239
00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:14,634
Stop it.

240
00:11:14,634 --> 00:11:17,767
All right, Mr. President
of the Hair Club for Men.

241
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Jeesh.

242
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I'm not just the president,

243
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I'm also a member.

244
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And action!

245
00:11:29,901 --> 00:11:33,000
Ki, yi, yippie, I, O, ki, A!

246
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Ooh, what dialogue.

247
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Time for that sitz bath.

248
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Wait, the special effects
are gonna blow.

249
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Don't you get it?!

250
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I'm on vacation.

251
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I don't wanna hear
from explosions!

252
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[EXPLOSION]

253
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,801
[BRUCE YELLING]

254
00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:54,701
That was beautiful.

255
00:11:54,701 --> 00:11:55,901
How's my hair look?

256
00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:57,400
Who cares?

257
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,934
So I figure at this point

258
00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:03,601
the only way to get away
from any reminder of my work

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is to get out of town.

260
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:07,701
Thanks for the chocolate.

261
00:12:07,701 --> 00:12:12,300
Mama always said that life
was like a box of chocolates.

262
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,734
You never know
what you're gonna get.

263
00:12:22,501 --> 00:12:25,567
Is this the bus to the airport?
I got a flight to catch.

264
00:12:26,234 --> 00:12:27,234
[TIRES SQUEALING]

265
00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:29,400
I ain't in that big a hurry.

266
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,300
There's a bomb on this bus!

267
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,400
If we go under 50 miles
per hour,

268
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,767
it will explode.

269
00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:36,734
[***]

270
00:12:43,734 --> 00:12:46,100
Like, I'm looking for a bomb?

271
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,300
Check out your performance
in Dracula.

272
00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:50,767
We must drive fast.

273
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:53,701
Very fast. Over-50 fast.

274
00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:54,968
[***]

275
00:12:54,968 --> 00:12:56,934
You're cute.
Can I have your number?

276
00:12:56,934 --> 00:13:00,267
Hey, Nancy, Sluggo, you wanna
look where you're driving?

277
00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,467
Ah!
Agh!

278
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,367
Cut! Print!

279
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:14,968
That was so,

280
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:18,434
so, you know, pretty.

281
00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:20,033
[SOBS]

282
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:26,734
Aunt Slappy, you didn't tell me
you were in this movie. Mega!

283
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:30,868
SLAPPY:
Well, if it isn't Huey,
Dewey and Louie.

284
00:13:30,868 --> 00:13:35,767
I haven't seen you guys
since Daisy Duck's bat mitzvah.

285
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,968
[GROANS]

286
00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:41,033
Guess Aunt Slappy
needed a little lie-down.

287
00:13:42,234 --> 00:13:44,234
SLAPPY:
I want a plane ticket to Ohio.

288
00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:46,901
I want a vacation
where nothing happens.

289
00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:48,334
Huh?

290
00:13:48,334 --> 00:13:49,601
I don't get it.

291
00:13:49,601 --> 00:13:51,601
No one expects you to.

292
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:58,868
Fifty-four, 55, 56--
Ah! Fifty-seven.

293
00:13:58,868 --> 00:14:01,868
MAN:
No way! I'm Passenger 57.

294
00:14:01,868 --> 00:14:03,501
I hate my life.

295
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:09,033
Okay, let's get this boat
off the ground.

296
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,000
Impressive takeoff.

297
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,601
Care for some creamed sardines?

298
00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:24,234
There's something
on the wing.

299
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:29,334
There is something
out there.

300
00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:32,501
Calm down, staccato boy.
Let me look.

301
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,601
I'll go talk to the pilot.
Here's a sponge.

302
00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:39,901
Beam me up, Scotty.

303
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:44,934
[***]

304
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,400
I feel good about deregulation,
don't you?

305
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,234
What say we land this thing?

306
00:14:55,234 --> 00:14:56,534
I'm just an actor.

307
00:14:56,534 --> 00:14:59,267
I don't know nothing about
landing planes, Miss Slappy.

308
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,100
My head hurts.

309
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:08,501
ARNOLD:
That's a keeper.
Let's break for lunch.

310
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,200
It's not Ohio, but it'll do.

311
00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:17,200
MAN:
Food!

312
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,467
Squirrel rump roast!

313
00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:20,767
DIRECTOR:
Cut!

314
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,801
[DIRECTOR SOBBING]

315
00:15:22,801 --> 00:15:24,934
Wow! Another mega scene.

316
00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:27,100
That was great.

317
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,334
Tony the Tiger,
is that you?

318
00:15:31,634 --> 00:15:35,000
Octogenarians need lots
of lie-downs.

319
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,534
[FOGHORN BLOWING]

320
00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:38,701
SLAPPY:
This boat ain't named
the Titanic, is it?

321
00:15:38,701 --> 00:15:39,701
CAPTAIN:
No.

322
00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:41,100
 Poseidon?
No.

323
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,567
And your name isn't Hook, Kirk,

324
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,334
Courageous, Bligh, or Stuebing?

325
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,834
No.

326
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:49,601
* I'm going on vacation
I'm going on vacation *

327
00:15:49,601 --> 00:15:51,801
If you ask me,
she's already left.

328
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:53,801
[***]

329
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,634
Ah!

330
00:15:57,634 --> 00:16:00,367
Finally, a break from violence.

331
00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:03,000
MAN:
I have you now,
Mr. Bond.

332
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,667
[***]

333
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,000
That's a wrap.
Nice work, Slappy.

334
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,601
Wow, Aunt Slappy, you were--
You were--

335
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,701
Mega?

336
00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:20,701
[GIGGLES]

337
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:22,000
Know what?

338
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,367
I think Aunt Slappy
needs a vacation.

339
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,100
[MOANS]

340
00:16:31,901 --> 00:16:34,901
ANNOUNCER:
 It's time for another
 Good Idea, Bad Idea.

341
00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:37,901
 Good idea.

342
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:41,467
 Climbing a mountain.

343
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,667
 Bad idea.

344
00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:48,501
 Climbing a mountain lion.

345
00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:49,501
[ROARS]

346
00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:53,334
[SPITS]

347
00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:56,601
 The end.

348
00:16:57,968 --> 00:17:00,000
[***]

349
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,067
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]

350
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,534
In the newsreel opening

351
00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:07,300
it says the Warners
were created in 1930.

352
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:11,067
But to have a 65th anniversary
show in 1994 means

353
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:13,501
they were created in 1929.

354
00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:14,834
And in "Yakko's World,"

355
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,133
Tibet is not technically
a country.

356
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,434
[GULPS]

357
00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:20,834
In "Cookies for Einstein,"
E equals MC squared

358
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:22,968
is not the relativity formula.

359
00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:26,167
It is the mass energy
conversion formula.

360
00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:28,100
And Slappy's driving
a Dodge Viper,

361
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,601
but races the Road Runner,

362
00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:33,767
which was the name of a Dodge
Charger R/T variant in the '60s.

363
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:36,467
And the numbers
in that "Yakko's Universe Song"

364
00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:39,400
are so wrong,
it's hardly enjoyable.

365
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,701
And in the theme song

366
00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:44,033
it's pay-or-play contracts,
not pay-for-play.

367
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:46,734
Some people think it's "for,"
but it's "or."

368
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,801
The closed captioning was wrong
when it said "for."

369
00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,901
And in the "Pinky
and the Brain" title,

370
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:53,801
the Tokyo movie Shinjo version,

371
00:17:53,801 --> 00:17:57,567
which is on once,
it has BH 90201,

372
00:17:57,567 --> 00:18:01,534
which is supposed to be BH,
 Beverly Hills, 90210.

373
00:18:01,534 --> 00:18:03,567
How could they get that wrong?

374
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:06,601
[CLICKS]

375
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:07,767
Is this you?

376
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,167
Are you happily engrossed

377
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,634
in inconsequential cartoon
trivia to the point

378
00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:14,834
that your socks can probably
stand up by themselves?

379
00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:18,033
Well, if you are, there's hope.
There's help.

380
00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:22,801
There's the Please, Please,
Please, Get A Life Foundation.

381
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,234
 Since its inception

382
00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:26,400
 the Please, Please, Please,
 Get A Life Foundation

383
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,801
 has gently and calmly
 brought people back to earth.

384
00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:33,701
Okay, in "Gift of Gold,"
there's this guy with a T-shirt

385
00:18:33,701 --> 00:18:35,667
that says 839 on it

386
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:39,133
and that's the cartoonists'
union, Local 839, okay?

387
00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:46,234
But what's amazing is
the episode number is 406-839.

388
00:18:49,968 --> 00:18:52,434
Our staff of trained
professionals will soothe you

389
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:54,300
with their comforting therapy.

390
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,701
In "Pavlov's Mice,"

391
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,767
Pavlov wasn't really interested
in conditioned response.

392
00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:01,400
He just wanted
some saliva to study.

393
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:06,200
YAKKO:
 Yes, even the toughest cases

394
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,868
 are solved in a nurturing,
 serene manner.

395
00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:11,501
In "Girlfeathers," the sign
that says "Niagara Falls"

396
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:13,434
is misspelled.

397
00:19:13,434 --> 00:19:14,667
And "Chairman Of The Bored"

398
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,734
has this drawing
that looks like Dustin Hoffman

399
00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:19,234
and Meryl Streep, who were both
in Kramer vs. Kramer.

400
00:19:19,234 --> 00:19:22,667
And they're sitting with the guy
from Seinfeld who plays Kramer.

401
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,434
And in "Woodstock Slappy,"

402
00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:25,701
you can see Scratchansniff

403
00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:27,501
for four frames
on the magic bus.

404
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,067
And Woodstock was '69,

405
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:33,067
but they mention Hair,
which opened in 1970.

406
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:35,334
In "Opportunity Knox,"
Brain is Mr. Perkins,

407
00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:37,968
which is the most common name
in Elizabethtown, Kentucky,

408
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,000
10 minutes from Fort Knox.

409
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,133
And in "Christmas Plotz,"
Slappy wants four--

410
00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:47,167
No! Not Him!

411
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:49,200
[GIGGLES]

412
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,501
Gosh and gollyuckums.

413
00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:53,434
It's my yummy, yum, fun, fun,

414
00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:56,601
yummy, fun, yum, yum,
friend-a-loo.

415
00:19:56,601 --> 00:19:57,868
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

416
00:19:58,734 --> 00:19:59,934
Quick. It's not too late.

417
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:01,501
Call us before you rewind
to see

418
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,434
what was in the room
in the opening shot.

419
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:05,267
There is hope. There is help.

420
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:06,667
There is the:

421
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:09,834
ALL:
Please, Please, Please,
Get A Life Foundation.

422
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,901
Thanks, Please, Please, Please,
Get A Life Foundation.

423
00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:15,067
I couldn't have done it
without you.

424
00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:17,834
You guys are the gee-reatest.

425
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:21,534
Call now. The life you get
may be your own.

426
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:26,100
Did you notice
that the third "please"

427
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,267
was misspelled with two Es?

428
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:30,734
I think that was intentional.

429
00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:32,234
Oh!

430
00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:35,000
The iris-out-on-the-nose
thing's been done.

431
00:20:38,534 --> 00:20:40,534
[***]

432
00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:05,501
I'm Yakko.

433
00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:07,067
I'm Wakko.

434
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,267
And I'm rabid.