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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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* We pay tons of income tax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Ralph
 And Dr Scratchansniff *

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 * Say hi to Hello, Nurse *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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*Money down the drain-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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[***]

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[WAKKO AND YAKKO SIGH]

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We're here
for our appointment

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with Dr. Scratchansniff.

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I'm afraid there'll be
a short delay.

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He's a little
behind today.

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He's not
a little behind to us.

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He's a big one.

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No. He's running late.

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He shouldn't be long.
If you'll just take a seat.

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I've got mine.

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She means sit, Wakko.

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Oh.

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[CRASH]

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[PANTING]

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[PANTS]

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Good dog.
Now roll over.

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Good.

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Now give me your paw
and shake.

55
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Hey, big daddy. S'up?
What it is, what it is.

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Play dead.

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[GROANS]

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Is this the end
of little Rico?

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Now speak.

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My fellow Americans,
I am not a crook.

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Good dog.

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Can I borrow
your newspaper?

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Why?
Ahh...

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he's not housebroken.

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Hey, look at this.

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"Hix Makes Pix."

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What's that mean?

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Oh, that's
the trade paper.

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It's nothing but
show-biz news.

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I don't get it.

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Well, you see,
Wakko...

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* In Hollywood
They have *

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* A different language
That they speak *

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* It's spoken by those folks *

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* Who went to school
For just one week *

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* It's found inside Variety
A magazine they use *

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BOTH:
* And no one understands it
When they read the movie news *

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* Like "Hix Makes Pix
But the flick needs fix" *

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* Means someone made
A movie that bombed *

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* "The Veeps in Charge"
Are "Now at Large" *

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* Means everyone
Involved is gone *

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* "The plot conflix
no beautiful chix" *

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* So it's coming out
On video soon *

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* "They're taking their licks
'Cause the critics say nix" *

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* And the editors are gonna try
To fix it in the mix *

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* But "the stock sees green
On page 13" *

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* Means Disney's up
A nickel a share *

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* "Stallone cuts deal
For a major reel" *

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* Means RockyNumber Six
So beware *

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* If you want
The poop *

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* Or you need
The scoop *

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BOTH:
* On Hollywood town this week *

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* You're gonna have to learn
To talk that Variety speak *

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CHORUS:
* Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah *

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* Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah *

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* A "Boffo Smash
Makes Warner Cash" *

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* Means there's gonna be
A sequel next year *

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* But "Paramount Hurts" and
They're losing their shirts *

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* Means Schwarzenegger's
Doing King Lear *

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* "Oliver Stone
Does Next Home Alone" *

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* Means he's getting paid
An arm and a leg *

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* The budget goes crunch *
* His name packs punch *

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* They called up the accountants
And they're gonna do lunch *

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* While "The Ratings Smile
On the O.J. Trial" *

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* Means a movie of the week
To premiere *

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* "Universal Cuts Deal
With Mr. Spiel" *

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* To do a hundred thousand
Movies a year *

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ALL:
* You gotta play it smart
If you wanna be part *

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* Of the crowd
That's hip and chic *

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* You're gonna have to learn
To talk that Variety speak *

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CHORUS:
* Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah *

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* Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah *

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* "Normal Talk
Makes Producers Walk" *

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BOTH:
* You might as well
Speak Greek *

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* You're gonna have to learn *

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* Or the meeting
Will adjourn *

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ALL:
* Unless, my friends
You learn that Variety speak *

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CHORUS:
* Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah *

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* Bop-a-doo-boop
Bah-dah-bah-doo-bah *

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* Bop-doop, bop-doop
Bop-doop, bah-dah *

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[***]

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[SIGHS]

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WARNERS:
* She's a cranky old critter
She's bitter, we warn you *

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* She lives in a tree house
In Burbank, California *

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 * Along with her nephew *

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 * He says, "Spew"
 He's cheerful *

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 * Then his aunt starts to rant
 She gives him an earful *

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 * She's grumpy, he's happy
 It's generation gappy *

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* Take a whirl
With the squirrels *

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 * Skippy and Slappy *

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Ah, put a sock
in it.

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* That's my... *
ALL: *Aunt Slappy *

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[***]

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[***]

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Come on, Aunt Slappy,
we're gonna be late.

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All right, already.
I'm coming.

137
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I promised him all summer
I'd take him to a baseball game.

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And tonight's
the night.

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Go Dodgers!

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I'm gonna eat peanuts
and popcorn

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and Dodger dogs
till I barf!

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Life is good.

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[***]

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Feast your eyes,
Skippy, my boy.

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Dodger Stadium.

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Yay!

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Domino, Pepperoni
and Carumba?

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Who are
these guys?

149
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Must be the new infield
for the Montréal Expos.

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Better get to our seats.
This game's gonna be packed.

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ANNOUNCER:
 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,

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 to tonight's
 special presentation

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 at Dodger Stadium.

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 And now, our national anthem.

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[***]

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[BONES CRACK]

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Mwah!

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["STAR-SPANGLED BANNER" PLAYING]

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Play ball!

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ALL:
Shh!

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[SONG ENDS]

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[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

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Who are they,
Aunt Slappy?

164
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Umpires, Skippy.

165
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And it looks like one of them
is related to Shamu.

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ALL:
Shh!

167
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Well, excuse me for living.

168
00:07:04,868 --> 00:07:07,033
["LA DONNA É MOBILE" PLAYING]

169
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[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

170
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What is this?

171
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Must be the Canadian
national anthem.

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Just hum along
if you don't know the words.

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[HUMMING]

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* O Canada *

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ALL:
Shh!

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You sound like
a broken Slurpee machine.

177
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[FINISHES IN ITALIAN]

178
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[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

179
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[SONG CONTINUES]

180
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[FINISHES IN ITALIAN]

181
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[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

182
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[SONG CONTINUES]

183
00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:57,901
[FINISHES IN ITALIAN]

184
00:07:57,901 --> 00:07:59,434
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

185
00:08:01,501 --> 00:08:03,100
[SONG ENDS]

186
00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,934
Up, down, up, down.

187
00:08:04,934 --> 00:08:07,067
What is this,
a Jane Fonda workout?

188
00:08:08,334 --> 00:08:11,100
["DANCE OF THE HOURS" PLAYING]

189
00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,467
When's the game
gonna start?

190
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I don't know.

191
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This pregame show's
taking an eternity.

192
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ALL:
* Calamari, marinara *

193
00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,367
* Ravioli, veal ricotta *

194
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* Minestrone, macaroni *

195
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* Ice tortoni
And a big slice of bologna *

196
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[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

197
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I don't think they're
umpires, Aunt Slappy.

198
00:08:35,033 --> 00:08:36,334
For the love of Mike,

199
00:08:36,334 --> 00:08:38,534
I thought that fat guy
looked familiar.

200
00:08:38,534 --> 00:08:41,501
It's Tommy Lasorda.
Hey, Tommy!

201
00:08:41,501 --> 00:08:43,567
Get back on that
Slim-Fast diet,

202
00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:44,934
you're losing the war!

203
00:08:44,934 --> 00:08:47,734
And shave that beard
while you're at it!

204
00:08:51,701 --> 00:08:53,334
[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

205
00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:55,267
I'm hungry,
Aunt Slappy.

206
00:08:55,267 --> 00:08:57,434
Me too. Where's that
concessions guy?

207
00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:03,434
SLAPPY:
Hey, peanuts!

208
00:09:03,434 --> 00:09:05,667
Peanuts here!

209
00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:07,868
Service around here
stinks.

210
00:09:07,868 --> 00:09:10,501
Hey, peanuts!

211
00:09:10,501 --> 00:09:13,300
Peanuts!

212
00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,501
Peanuts!

213
00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,534
 O sole mio!

214
00:09:17,534 --> 00:09:19,601
Somebody get her
some peanuts!

215
00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,734
All right!

216
00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:26,567
Now, that's
more like it.

217
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,767
ALL:
*Hoy, ho-ho
Hoy, ho-ho *

218
00:09:30,767 --> 00:09:32,300
*Hoy, ho-ho *

219
00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,734
[CHEWING LOUDLY]

220
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,334
* Hoy, ho-ho *
[SPITTING]

221
00:09:36,334 --> 00:09:38,667
* Hoy, ho-ho *

222
00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,167
*Hoy, ho-ho *
[SLAPPY SPITTING]

223
00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:41,601
* Hoy, ho-ho *

224
00:09:41,601 --> 00:09:43,234
[SLAPPING MUNCHING]
*Hoy, ho-ho *

225
00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,033
* Hoy, ho-ho *
[LOUD SLURPING]

226
00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:49,701
* Hoy, ho-ho, hoy, ho-ho *

227
00:09:51,234 --> 00:09:52,300
[BURPS]

228
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ALL:
Shh!

229
00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,901
Ah, put a salary cap
on it.

230
00:09:55,901 --> 00:09:57,200
[BURPS]

231
00:09:59,501 --> 00:10:02,501
[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

232
00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:05,200
Too bad it's not
free-bat night.

233
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,467
[YAWNS]

234
00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:08,167
I'm bored.

235
00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:10,534
Me too. Let's see
what else is on.

236
00:10:14,968 --> 00:10:17,467
 [MAN WHISTLING]

237
00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:22,334
Hey, I wonder
how the Yanks are doing.

238
00:10:22,334 --> 00:10:25,334
ANNOUNCER:
 Sliding into second, he's safe!

239
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,033
Safe? Safe?!

240
00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:29,033
Replay!
Let's see that again!

241
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,567
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

242
00:10:37,734 --> 00:10:40,067
Out by a mile.

243
00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:42,234
[ALL GROWLING]

244
00:10:42,234 --> 00:10:43,834
[KICK]

245
00:10:45,834 --> 00:10:47,701
Why, of all the nerve.

246
00:10:47,701 --> 00:10:50,267
Now we'll never
see the game.

247
00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:52,234
Now, Skippy,
I promised

248
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,901
I'd take you to
a Dodger game.

249
00:10:53,901 --> 00:10:56,501
And that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

250
00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:01,067
[***]

251
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The next song

252
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is from the greatest
Hollywood musical of all time.

253
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SKIPPY:
That's what they think.

254
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[SLAPPY, SKIPPY LAUGHING]

255
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT SONG]

256
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ALL:
* We're slipping on the ice *

257
00:11:21,701 --> 00:11:23,968
* Just slipping on the ice *

258
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* For a fabulous pratfall *

259
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* Just follow our advice *

260
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* Let your feet take a flip *

261
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* I've broken my hip *

262
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* We're slipping *

263
00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:40,367
* And sliding *

264
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,534
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, whoa!

265
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* On the ice *

266
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[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

267
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[GRUNTS]

268
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[ALL GROWLING]

269
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Hurry, get into your costumes
for the next number.

270
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Costumes?
What costumes?

271
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[SCREAMS]

272
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[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

273
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* Tommy Lasorda
Jackie Robinson *

274
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* Roy Campanella
Henry Aaron *

275
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* Mantle, Maris
Reggie Jackson, Baby Ruth *

276
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* Willie Mays and Felipe Alou *

277
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* Lou Gehrig, DiMaggio
And Rod Carew *

278
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* Matty and Moises Alou *

279
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[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

280
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[ORGAN PLAYING "TAKE ME OUT
TO THE BALL GAME"]

281
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* Take me out to the ball game *

282
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* Take me out to the crowd *

283
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* Buy me some peanuts
And Cracker Jack *

284
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* I don't care if
I never get back *

285
00:13:03,801 --> 00:13:07,033
* And it's root, root, root
For the home team *

286
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* If they don't win
It's a shame *

287
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* For it's one, two
Three strikes you're out *

288
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* At the old ball game *

289
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[SPOOKILY]
They're here.

290
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[***]

291
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[ALL GASP]

292
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[CROWD MURMURING]

293
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[ALL SCREAM]

294
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[ALL GASP]

295
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I decided to bring in
the big guns.

296
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[PLAYING FIRST FOUR NOTES OF
"TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME"]

297
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[IMITATING]
* La-la-la-la *

298
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[PLAYING FIRST FOUR NOTES OF
"TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME"]

299
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* La-la-la-la *

300
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[PLAYING SAME NOTES
FASTER]

301
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* La-la-la-la *

302
00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:12,701
[PLAYING NOTES FASTER]

303
00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:13,934
* La-la-la-la *

304
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[PLAYING NOTES FASTER]

305
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* La-la-la-la *

306
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[PLAYING MELODY FASTER]
* La-la-la-la *

307
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[PLAYING FASTER]
* La-la-la-la *

308
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[PLAYING SLOWER]

309
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* La-la-la-la *

310
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[PLAYING NOTES]

311
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* La-la-la-la *

312
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[PLAYING MELODY]

313
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* La-la-la-- *
Aargh!

314
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[PLAYING MELODY]

315
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* La-la-la-la *

316
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[PLAYING MELODY]

317
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* La-la-la-la *

318
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[PLAYING MELODY]

319
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* La-la-la-- *
Aargh!

320
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[PLAYING MELODY]

321
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* La-la-la-la *

322
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[PLAYING "TAKE ME OUT
TO THE BALL GAME"]

323
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* La-la-la-la-la *

324
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:04,901
[SONG CONTINUES]

325
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* La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la *

326
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[SHIP CONTINUES SONG]

327
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* La-la-la-la-la-la *

328
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[CONTINUES SONG]

329
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* La-la-la-la-la *

330
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[INHALES DEEPLY]

331
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* La *

332
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[SCREAMING]

333
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It's a long fly back,

334
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back, going, going--

335
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:40,968
Holy cow, that butterball
is out of here!

336
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Play ball!

337
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[***]

338
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Strike!

339
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[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

340
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I said we'd see a ball game
and I meant it.

341
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ALL:
* She's the crankiest
Of creatures *

342
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* In the whole wide world *

343
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* Let's play ball with
Slappy the Squirrel *

344
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Now, that's
comedy.

345
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[***]

346
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[***]

347
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Mm? Mm.

348
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Oh, well.
I guess no game today.

349
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WAKKO:
Dr. Scratchansniff!

350
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[GASPS]

351
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[PANTING]
Am I too late?

352
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,734
Well, yes, Wakko,
you are too late.

353
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,200
There is nobody here,

354
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so I am not having
the game today.

355
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Bye-bye.

356
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Oh, I so wanted to play.

357
00:16:56,701 --> 00:17:01,167
Oh, please, please, please.
Just one game.

358
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[SIGHS]

359
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,901
Oh. All right, one game.

360
00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:06,300
Faboo!

361
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,501
You do know how to
play, don't you?

362
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Sure, sure.

363
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,400
Well...

364
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I'll catch on
as we go along.

365
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[CHUCKLES WEAKLY]

366
00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:18,567
Okay, um...

367
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:21,567
Welcome, everybody,
to Otto's Sunday Bingo.

368
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Ready.

369
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Anyone can win,
so make the game begin.

370
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Let's bingo-go-go.

371
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[APPLAUDS]
Very nice.

372
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:32,434
Thank you.

373
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And now,
our first combination is...

374
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B-4.

375
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Before what?

376
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Hm.

377
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I-29.

378
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Oh, no, you're not.

379
00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:44,701
You must be at least 50.

380
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Really, 29.

381
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 Oh, nein.
 Oh, nein.

382
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O-9? Bingo!

383
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No, no. Not O-9.
The next one is I-30.

384
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Here you go.

385
00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:58,300
What's this?

386
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,133
You said you were thirsty.

387
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:02,601
No, no. I-30!

388
00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:03,868
Thirty, thirty!

389
00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:05,334
And you've got a funny lisp.

390
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B-- Sit!

391
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[SPITS]

392
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:12,567
Ready.

393
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:15,367
Wakko, how about being
a good boy, yeah?

394
00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:17,167
Why can't you be one?

395
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:19,734
B-1! Bingo!

396
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,033
No, no, no, no, no. Wakko,

397
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,834
I don't give you a B-1,
I give you a B-10.

398
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:27,367
A beating?
I don't think so.

399
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:31,100
You should be ashamed.
A beating.

400
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,767
Wakko, do you practice
this behavior

401
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,000
or is it innate?

402
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,067
N-8? Bingo!

403
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:39,534
No, no, no.
I told you before--

404
00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:41,434
B-4? Bingo!

405
00:18:41,434 --> 00:18:44,267
That's not the bingo.
 Oh, nein.

406
00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:46,100
O-9? Bingo!

407
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,767
Stop. Now you're cheating.

408
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,701
G-10? Bingo!

409
00:18:49,701 --> 00:18:51,968
No. Cheating, cheating,
cheating.

410
00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:53,734
Bingo, bingo, bingo.

411
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:55,534
I must inform--

412
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:56,601
N-4?

413
00:18:56,601 --> 00:19:01,467
I didn't say N-4.
I said "infor-ma."

414
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:03,267
Oh. Well,
in that case,

415
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,467
bingo-ma!

416
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,901
 Oh, nein.

417
00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:08,200
O-9?

418
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,234
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know: bingo.

419
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,334
No. Bingo-ma!

420
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:16,133
Okay, okay.
You get it.

421
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:17,701
You win. You win.
Heh.

422
00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:19,934
You're driving me crazy.
[LAUGHS INSANELY]

423
00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:21,834
Reach in and get
your prize.

424
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:24,367
You've made a little boy
very happy.

425
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:27,100
And if he ever meets you,
I'm sure he'll thank you.

426
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,968
Got my prize! Got my prize!

427
00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:33,567
Well, what is it?

428
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:36,400
Oh, doctor, this is the best.

429
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,767
Free bingo for a year.

430
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,234
 Oh, nein.

431
00:19:40,234 --> 00:19:43,067
O-9? Bingo!

432
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,534
[GROANS]

433
00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:45,968
[***]

434
00:19:48,934 --> 00:19:51,267
[***]

435
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:53,601
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

436
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:05,100
ALL:
* We're Animaniacs *

437
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,868
* And we're zany to the max *

438
00:20:07,868 --> 00:20:09,534
* So just sit back and relax *

439
00:20:09,534 --> 00:20:11,000
* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

440
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,067
* We're Animaniacs *

441
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,300
* Meet Pinky and the Brain *

442
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,868
* Who want to
Rule the universe *

443
00:20:16,868 --> 00:20:18,501
* There's Skippy
And there's Slappy *

444
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:19,968
* Say hi to Hello, Nurse *

445
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,400
* Buttons chases Mindy *
* While Rita sings a verse *

446
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,267
* The writers flipped *
*We have no script *

447
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,634
ALL:
* Why bother to rehearse? *

448
00:20:25,634 --> 00:20:27,634
* We're Animaniacs *

449
00:20:27,634 --> 00:20:31,167
* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

450
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:34,067
* We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks *

451
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,634
* We're Animan-y *

452
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,067
* Totally insane-y *

453
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,567
* Spaghetti stain-y *

454
00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:40,801
* Animaniacs *

455
00:20:40,801 --> 00:20:43,300
* Those are the facts *

456
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,467
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

457
00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:51,367
[***]

458
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,234
ALL:
Gesundheit!