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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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* We pay tons
Of income tax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Ralph
 And Dr. Scratchansniff *

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 * Say hi to Hello, Nurse *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Hydroplane-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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And...we're clear.

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Hey, great opening,
you guys.

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Thanks, Bill.

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We couldn't do it
without ya.

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Bill, it's people like you
working behind the scenes

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that almost won us an Emmy.

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Here, have a bag of money.

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Wow.
You guys are the greatest.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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[***]

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Oh, those goody two-shoe
Warners.

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I'll get them.
But how, I'm wondering.

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Why don't you send your warriors
down there to fight the Warners?

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My warriors, of course.
That's quite a plan.

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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Ah. My warriors.

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Do as I say and destroy
the Warners. Goodbye.

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So long, Warners.

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[ALL CACKLING]

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* And that's what we call
Serendipity *

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* I-P-I-T-Y *

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Gosh.
That was great.

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Thanks.
Here, have a bag of money.

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Hey, I liked your song
too.

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Okay, sport.

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Here's a fat-free yogurt.

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[SCREAMING]

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Looks like trouble.

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Let's goof on 'em.

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ALL:
Right.

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 * Super strong
 Warner siblings *

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 * Hey, hey, super sibs *

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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ALL:
Right.

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REEVA:
Curses.

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Argh! My warriors have failed
to destroy the Warners.

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What should I do now,
I'm wondering.

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Why don't you send
a giant monster down there?

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A monster.
Of course.

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I'm wondering what kind,
however.

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Perhaps this bug
will do.

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You can use your powers
to make it become a giant bug.

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That's what
I'm thinking anyway.

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I agree with your plan.
Let's do as you say.

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Look out, Warners.

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[***]

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[CACKLES]

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YAKKO:
Therefore,
if we isolate the variable

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for the quantities unknown,

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we are left
with a quadratic equation

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for which there are only
two real roots:

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three, and a negative five.

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It's that simple.

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ALL:
Ohhh.

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[APPLAUSE]

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[BEEPING]

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Sounds like trouble.

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To headquarters.

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ALL:
Right.

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 * Super strong
 Warner siblings *

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 * Hey, hey, super sibs *

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ALL:
Right.

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What's up, Otto?

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Ooh. There's a big bug
on the lot.

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[ALL GASP]

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Hey, what's wrong
with your mouth?

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It's all fuzzy.
Now, listen here.

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You must destroy the bug

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before it destroys
the Warner Bros. studio.

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ALL:
Right.

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YAKKO:
 Power of the blowfish.

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WAKKO:
 Power of the anteater.

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DOT:
 Power of the platypus.

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[CROWD SCREAMING]

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Tower of power.

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BOTH:
Right.

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 * Super strong
 Warner siblings *

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 * Hey, hey, super sibs *

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[ALL SCREAM]

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DOT:
Let's get this show
on the road.

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ALL:
Right.

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[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
There.

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ALL:
Here we go.

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ALL:
Right.

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ALL:
Right.

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REEVA:
Curses again.

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Ah,
this never works.

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Let's finish him off.

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Right.
Right.

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[MUTTERING ANGRILY]

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ALL:
Right.

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[***]

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Good job,
super siblings.

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We've saved the lot
from harm.

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Look what you've done
to my lot.

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Do you know how much
it's gonna cost to rebuild it?

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Here.
Have a fat-free yogurt.

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[SIGHS]
[THUD]

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[***]

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Hey, kids.

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Playing with giant bugs
isn't cool.

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If someone wants you to play
with a giant bug just say

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"No, thanks."

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That's cool.

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ALL:
Right.

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[***]

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[SIGHS]

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* She's a cranky old critter *

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* She's bitter
We warn ya *

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* She lives in a tree house
In Burbank, California *

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* Along with her nephew
He says "spew" *

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 * He's cheerful
 Then his aunt starts to rant *

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 * She gives him an earful *

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 * She's grumpy
 He's happy *

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 * It's generation gap-y *

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* Take a whirl
With the squirrels *

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 * Skippy and Slappy *

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Ah,
put a sock in it.

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* That's my aunt, Slappy *

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[***]

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[SNORING]

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[RINGS]

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[KNUCKLES CRACKING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[***]

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Hold it.
Stop the music, there.

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What's with the sappy music
and the dancing?

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I don't do pathos,
and I can't dance.

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Don't ask me.

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Wait a minute.

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You look familiar.
Unappealing, but familiar.

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Aunt Slappy,
that's the director,

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Charlton Woodchuck.

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Baynarts?

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What are you doing here,
you old son of a hack?

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It's Charlton.

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It's written in my contract
that when I was old enough,

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I'd get to direct.

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Yeah, Skippy
has the same deal.

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Love ya, babe,
but we're losing our light.

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What's with six minutes
of opening a walnut?

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Don't you see? It's a parable
about man against nature.

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The nut represents the struggle
to achieve our goals.

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There.
My goal is achieved.

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[SIGHS]

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Let me put it this way,
Sloppy--

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It's Slappy, Baynarts.

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That's Charlton.

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Either you do this script
or you don't get paid.

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Hit it, maestro.

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[***]

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[RIBBITS]

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[RIBBITS]

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[RIBBITS]

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[PANTING]

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[SIGHS]

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[CRASHING]

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[CRYING]

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[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

196
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Hey, von Stroheim,

197
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there's no nut
inside this shell.

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Yes. Exactly.

199
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It's the emptiness
of our existence.

200
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That's symbolism.
That's metaphor.

201
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Yeah, but that's not comedy.

202
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Now there's a nut inside.

203
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Now that's comedy!

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You're adorable,
but that's my line.

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[***]

206
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Wakko,
what are you doing?

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Working on a gookie
for the new season.

208
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You know, something funny,
like my old one.

209
00:14:37,868 --> 00:14:39,367
What's wrong
with your old gookie?

210
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Nothing. I just wanna come up
with something new.

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Something fresh.

212
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Okay.

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00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,167
[SNAPS]

214
00:14:55,968 --> 00:14:58,167
What do you think?

215
00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:00,000
Ahh, it's good,

216
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,067
but it's not really a gookie,
is it?

217
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,334
It's more of a--
A shmookie or something.

218
00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:05,334
Really?

219
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:08,467
Oh, yeah.
Definitely a shmookie.

220
00:15:11,501 --> 00:15:12,667
Where you going?

221
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,400
Get some other opinions.

222
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,400
[***]

223
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:21,100
Hm.

224
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,934
That's not a gookie.

225
00:15:22,934 --> 00:15:25,000
A gookie's more like:

226
00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:28,834
What you're doing is that:

227
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,834
I'd call that a mookie.

228
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,534
[SIGHS]

229
00:15:32,534 --> 00:15:34,167
Well, thanks.

230
00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:40,133
Hey, isn't that wild?
Look at that.

231
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,734
Hey, that's crazy stuff.

232
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,267
But wouldn't call it a gookie.

233
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:45,100
That face you're doing
right there,

234
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,701
that, uh,
reminds me more

235
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of a Charlie Callas
kind of chookie.

236
00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:51,868
You know, like that:

237
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To be honest with you, kid,
I'd stick with the old gookie.

238
00:15:58,701 --> 00:16:00,367
Oh, yeah.

239
00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:03,000
Well,
it's delightfully charming,

240
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,133
but not actually a gookie.

241
00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:08,767
Spencer used to do a face
very similar to that.

242
00:16:10,434 --> 00:16:12,167
As I remember,

243
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:15,501
he called it
a zap-zip-zap-zippy.

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Or some such thing.

245
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,067
[SLURPS]

246
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:22,734
He had a way with words,
that Spencer.

247
00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:24,767
It looked a little like:

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Wakko's got a new gookie.

249
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,033
Let's see what America thinks.
Detroit, hello.

250
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WOMAN:
 Yeah. Really like
 the face, Wakko.

251
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,534
 But I'd say it's more of a...

252
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:44,067
 A nookie.

253
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,934
You mean, like this?

254
00:16:46,968 --> 00:16:48,234
 Exactly.

255
00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:50,400
I gotta agree, Wakko.

256
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,434
Yuma, Arizona, hello.

257
00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:54,167
MAN 
 Hello, yeah, um...

258
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,167
 Okay, Wakko,
 I'm a big fan,

259
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,968
 but I'd have to say the face

260
00:16:57,968 --> 00:17:00,434
 just isn't workin' for me, bro.
 Sorry.

261
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Burbank, California.
Hello.

262
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:03,434
MAN 2:
 Yeah, listen.

263
00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:04,801
 I already told that kid

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00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:06,601
 to stick to his old gookie.

265
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:08,701
 Isn't that wild?
 Heh-heh.

266
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,200
[SIGHS]

267
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,701
How'd it go?

268
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,434
I don't understand it.

269
00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:21,067
Nobody really liked
my new gookie.

270
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:22,367
[SIGHS]

271
00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:25,067
You know, Wakko,
just because something's new,

272
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,534
that doesn't mean it's better.

273
00:17:26,534 --> 00:17:28,067
Everyone likes
your old gookie.

274
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:30,234
You should be proud of that
and not want to change it

275
00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:31,767
just to come up
with something new.

276
00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:34,734
You really think
people like my old gookie?

277
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,467
Yes sirree, Bob-A-Roonie!

278
00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:38,868
What'd you say that for?

279
00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:40,868
Oh, well, I'm working
on a new catch phrase.

280
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:42,868
Yes sirree, Bob-A-Roonie!

281
00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:45,400
Well, it's not really
a catch phrase, is it?

282
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,467
Okay.

283
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:47,767
Well, how about, uh,

284
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,801
"Got any ham?"
Nah.

285
00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:52,300
How 'bout, "I feel so free"?

286
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,434
No.

287
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:55,000
"Don't laugh. It's paid for"?

288
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,033
Nah.

289
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,801
"My eyes are burning"?
Nope.

290
00:17:57,801 --> 00:17:59,834
"I always wear cowboy boots"?

291
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,133
I don't think so.

292
00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:02,934
"Looks like a pump,
feels like a sneaker"?

293
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,033
Oh, no!

294
00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,367
"Slap my fanny"?

295
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:06,601
Steven won't like
that one.

296
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:08,901
Don't worry,
we've faded out by now.

297
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:10,601
[***]

298
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:23,133
YAKKO:
 This is the city,
 Los Angeles, California.

299
00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:26,601
 On a starlit winter night,

300
00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:28,934
 when the moon
 was shining bright,

301
00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:32,634
 back in January of 1994,

302
00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:35,834
 at 4:30 in the morning,

303
00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:37,734
 and without a single warning,

304
00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:42,033
 something strange
 began to move the floor.

305
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,567
* A quake, a quake *

306
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,000
* The house begins to shake *

307
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,534
* You're bouncing
Cross the floor *

308
00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:48,167
* And watching
All your dishes break *

309
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,968
* You're sleeping
There's a quake *

310
00:18:49,968 --> 00:18:51,334
* You're instantly awake *

311
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,334
* You're leaping out of bed
And shouting *

312
00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:54,767
Oh, for heaven's sake!

313
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,534
* I ran outside with neighbors *

314
00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,167
* Their faces
Filled with shock *

315
00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,767
* That's because
I'm standing there *

316
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:00,934
* In nothing but my socks *

317
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:02,634
* Oh, a quake, a quake *

318
00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:04,534
* Say it's all a big mistake *

319
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,434
* Just feel the ground
Go up and down *

320
00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:09,133
* Won't someone hit the brake?
A quake, a quake *

321
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:10,501
* Oh, what a mess they make *

322
00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:12,567
* The bricks, the walls
The chimney falls *

323
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:13,868
* Destruction in its wake *

324
00:19:13,868 --> 00:19:15,601
* I did not have insurance *

325
00:19:15,601 --> 00:19:17,400
* So I called them
From the scene *

326
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,834
* And suddenly
I'm listening to *

327
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,534
* An answering machine say *

328
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,434
* Too late, too late
You shouldn't oughta wait *

329
00:19:23,434 --> 00:19:25,267
* 'Cause now you're stuck
We wish you luck *

330
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,634
* Here comes a 6.8 *

331
00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:28,334
* Who's fault? Who's fault? *

332
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,033
* The San Andreas' fault *

333
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:31,767
* 'Cause Mr. Richter
Can't predict *

334
00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:33,000
* Her kicking our asphalt *

335
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,634
* Seismologists all say *

336
00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:36,367
* Tectonic plates
Are in between *

337
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:37,868
* An encroaching
Crustal mantle *

338
00:19:37,868 --> 00:19:39,734
* Yeah, so what the heck's
That mean? *

339
00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:41,200
* It means a quake, a quake *

340
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,968
DOT & WAKKO:
* Oh, really, yeah, no fake? *

341
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:44,300
* We kind of had that feeling *

342
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,868
* When the ground
Began to shake *

343
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:49,200
* California's great
It's such a lovely state *

344
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,467
* And every lawn is sitting
On a continental plate *

345
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:55,467
* Los Angeles had fires
And a riot, and a flood *

346
00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:57,234
* And then a drought
And a recession *

347
00:19:57,234 --> 00:19:58,701
* And then now
We hear this thud *

348
00:19:58,701 --> 00:20:00,434
* Of a quake, a quake *

349
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:02,100
ALL:
* How much more can we take? *

350
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,701
* We thought that we had
Seen it all *

351
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,033
* But this one
Takes the cake *

352
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,834
* The dirt *
* The rocks *

353
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,267
* And all those aftershocks *

354
00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:10,267
ALL:
* It's just the planet
Moving granite *

355
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:11,434
* Several city blocks *

356
00:20:11,434 --> 00:20:13,601
* L.A. town is falling down *

357
00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:15,133
* While the ground
Moves around *

358
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:18,767
* We won't let it get us down
We're Californians *

359
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:21,267
* A quake *
* A quake *

360
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:23,300
* It's time
To pull up stake *

361
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,133
* We're all fed up
We can't deny it *

362
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,634
* Fires quakes
And floods and riot *

363
00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:29,067
ALL:
* We want some place
With peace and quiet *

364
00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:32,067
* So we're moving to Beirut *

365
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:34,834
[***]

366
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:41,367
[***]

367
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,501
ALL:
Go nuts!