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[***]

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Okay, one time Randy Beaman
knew this creepy guy.

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And Randy Beaman says to him,
"Get lost."

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And so he did.

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And then nobody
ever found the guy.

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It's true. Okay, bye.

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* It's time for Animaniacs *

8
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* And we're zany to the max *

9
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* So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse *

10
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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join the
Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister
Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

16
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* And now you know the plot *

17
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* We're Animaniacs *

18
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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

20
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*We've got wisecracks
By the stacks *

21
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* We're Animaniacs *

22
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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain
 Who want to rule the universe *

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* Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy
 While Rita sings a verse *

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 * The writers flipped
 We have no script *

27
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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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*We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Here's the show's name-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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[***]

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[ALL SNORING]

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[POUNDING
ON DOOR]

40
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* Wake up, it's late
It's 20 minutes after 8 *

41
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* Everyone, get up
It's time to go *

42
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* Up and at 'em now
Come on, shake a leg *

43
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* Have some juice
And scrambled egg *

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* On the floor and out the door
Let's get on our way *

45
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* Hey, watch out *

46
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* What's the matter? *

47
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* You almost knocked me
Off the ladder *

48
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* No, I didn't *

49
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* Yes, you did
I almost fell *

50
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* Don't exaggerate *
* I'm not *

51
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* Yeah, right *

52
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* Are you trying to
pick a fight? *

53
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* Will you get out of
My face? *

54
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* You're always in
My space *

55
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* Hey, get off
Each other's case *

56
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* Because we're trying
To get along *

57
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* I want pancakes or a waffle
This tastes awful *

58
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* Is that all
We've got? *

59
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* Can't find my clothes
And I need to blow my nose *

60
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* And my socks are full of holes
And my shoelace has a knot *

61
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* That's
My toothbrush *

62
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* No, it's not *

63
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* It's sitting in my slot *

64
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* No, it isn't *

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* This is mine and
That one's yours *

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* Well you're standing
In my way *
* That's tough *

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* All right, that's enough *

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* Everybody, get your stuff *

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* Because we're going
Out the door *

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* Every time we get into the car
It's so much work *

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* It takes us
20 minutes *

72
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* While you're driving me
Berserk *

73
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* With your playing
And your jumping *

74
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* And your running
All about *

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* When I finally get you inside
You always lock me out *

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* I'm mad, I'm mad
I'm really, really, really mad *

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* You poked me with your elbow
In my side *

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* No, I didn't *

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* Yes, you did, you did
And I'm just a little kid *

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* You're lying
Don't deny it *

81
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* Oh, I'm gonna hit you *

82
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* Yeah, just try it *

83
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* Will both of you be quiet *

84
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* 'Cause we're driving
In a car *

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* Ow, he hit me *

86
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* Ow, she bit me *

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* He said he's
Gonna get me *

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* No, I didn't *
* Yes, you did *

89
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* All right, that's it
Now I forbid *

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*Either one of you to say
Another word *

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* Are we there yet?
I'm tired *

92
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* I'm hungry
How far? *

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* My nose is snotty
Need to move my body *

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* Gotta use the potty
Better stop the car *

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* Stop it *
* No, you stop it *

96
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* Why can't you both
Just drop it? *

97
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* He started it *

98
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* Oh, yeah, I'm really
Sure, uh-huh *
* Nuh-uh *

99
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* It's your fault *

100
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* No, it's not
Your leg is in my spot *

101
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* Yakko, you be quiet
And that goes for you too, Dot *

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[HORN HONKS]

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* Every time we take a trip
It's always just the same *

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* With the fighting
And the biting *

105
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* And the calling
All those names *

106
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* There's pushing and shoving
There's scratching on the neck *

107
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* When we finally get to
Where we're going *

108
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* Everyone's a wreck *

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[ALL HUMMING]

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* I'm mad, I'm mad *
* Are we there yet? *

111
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* I'm really, really mad *
* I'm tired *

112
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* You poked me with your elbow
In my side *
* No, I didn't *

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* You did, you did *
 * Nose is snotty *

114
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* I'm just a little kid *
* Need to move my body *

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* Would both of you be quiet
'Cause were driving in a car *

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[***]

117
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* We're here
We're here *

118
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* Doesn't anybody
Want to give a cheer? *

119
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* You mean, this is where
We're all gonna spend the day? *

120
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* At the circus? *

121
00:04:57,067 --> 00:04:58,567
* Hey, guys, look
They got rides *

122
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* Now you're satisfied? *

123
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* All right, everyone inside
And let's have some fun, okay? *

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[WARNERS CHEERING]

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* I'm glad
I'm glad *

126
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* What a really great time
We had *

127
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* See, those lions
And those tigers *

128
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* Weren't they neat? *

129
00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:15,067
* Are you happy now? *

130
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* We are
Thanks a lot *

131
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* I'm sorry
That we fought *

132
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* From now on
I'll get along *

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* That's all right, Dot
I was wrong *

134
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* Ah, that's nice
Now, come along *

135
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* Let's all get
In the car *

136
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* You can take the seat you like
You're always so gallant *

137
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* Ah, thank you, Dot
But ladies first *

138
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* You take the seat
You want *

139
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* Everybody's happy now
We've had a real good day *

140
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* And now it's time to
Go back home *

141
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* So let's be
On our way *

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DOT:
You hit me.

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YAKKO:
No, I didn't.

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Yes, you did. Stop it!
No, you stop it.

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Move your leg.
No, you move your leg.

146
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You started it.
No, I didn't. You did.

147
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No, I didn't, you did.

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Don't you cross that line.
This is the line right here.

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Oh, yeah?
Since when?

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Get out of my face.

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[BOTH TALKING AT SAME TIME]

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NARRATOR:
 It's Mime Time.

153
00:06:04,901 --> 00:06:07,601
 Today on  Mime Time:

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00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,701
 finding an imaginary coin.

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[***]

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 The end.

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[***]

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[***]

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NARRATOR:
 Did you ever have
 one of those days?

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 You know, you get up...
[YAWNS]

161
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 ...on the wrong side
 of the roost.

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 You have to skip breakfast.

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[GROANS]

164
00:07:01,334 --> 00:07:03,400
 You can't find
 a perching space.

165
00:07:07,901 --> 00:07:09,701
 And by the time you get where
 you're going,

166
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 you're in a pretty bad mood.

167
00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,367
 Bobby was having
 one of those days.

168
00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,834
Hey, Bobby, old buddy,
old pal.

169
00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:18,100
Hi, Bobby.
How's it going?

170
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Get lost.

171
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I don't need no aggravation,
so take a flight.

172
00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:22,901
You in a bad mood,
Bobby?

173
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Why? Do I look like
I'm in a bad mood?
[GULPS]

174
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I don't know. Maybe you look
like you're in a bad mood.

175
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So, what if I am?
Big deal!

176
00:07:31,267 --> 00:07:33,334
What's it to you?!

177
00:07:33,334 --> 00:07:36,067
Go flap yourselves
unconscious.

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[COOS]

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00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:40,634
Nothing worse than when
Bobby gets the depressives.

180
00:07:42,067 --> 00:07:44,667
Know the best way to
get rid of the bad mood blues?

181
00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:48,200
Sure. I keep eating until
I look like Gary Busey.

182
00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,567
That's the dingiest idea
you ever uttered, Squit.

183
00:07:51,567 --> 00:07:54,501
The only way to get rid of
the bad mood blues is to laugh.

184
00:07:54,501 --> 00:07:56,801
"Ipso factoto,"
we make Bobby laugh.

185
00:07:56,801 --> 00:07:58,100
You with me on this?

186
00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:00,934
Sure, Pesto, whatever you say.
You're the boss.

187
00:08:00,934 --> 00:08:02,534
What's that
supposed to mean?

188
00:08:02,534 --> 00:08:04,133
I'm just saying
you're the boss.

189
00:08:04,133 --> 00:08:07,834
The boss? What? Are you saying
that I am Tony Danza?

190
00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:09,067
Is that what
you're saying?

191
00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:10,968
No, no, that's not
what I'm saying.

192
00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,501
Oh. So what you
are saying...

193
00:08:13,501 --> 00:08:15,000
is that I am
Bruce Springsteen

194
00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,934
here to wear a red bandana
and sing "Born In The U.S.A."?

195
00:08:17,934 --> 00:08:19,133
Is that what
you're saying?

196
00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:21,067
No, I'm not
saying that.

197
00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,834
You're saying that
I am the boss.

198
00:08:23,834 --> 00:08:25,634
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.

199
00:08:25,634 --> 00:08:27,133
That's it!
I'll give you

200
00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:29,334
a boss, you big tutti-frutti!
Pesto, knock it off.

201
00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:32,167
Take that, you swaybacked,
wingtip peckarooni!

202
00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:34,734
Come on, I need
those feathers, Pesto.

203
00:08:34,734 --> 00:08:35,734
Come on, lay off...

204
00:08:39,501 --> 00:08:41,400
[***]

205
00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,400
[BIKE BELL RINGS]

206
00:08:47,868 --> 00:08:49,734
Laughter is contagious,
Squit.

207
00:08:49,734 --> 00:08:52,300
So l laugh, you laugh,
he laughs.

208
00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,701
Get it?
Got it.

209
00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,868
Fine.

210
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,467
Ha-ha.

211
00:08:56,467 --> 00:08:57,467
Look at that bird.

212
00:08:57,467 --> 00:08:59,601
Funny-looking,
ain't he, Bobby?

213
00:08:59,601 --> 00:09:00,968
[LAUGHING]

214
00:09:03,734 --> 00:09:05,234
[BOTH LAUGHING]

215
00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:18,467
Whoa!

216
00:09:21,267 --> 00:09:22,868
[ELECTRICITY
CRACKLING]

217
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,267
You still in a bad
mood, Bobby?

218
00:09:30,834 --> 00:09:31,868
[CRACKLING]

219
00:09:34,868 --> 00:09:37,267
I'll take that
as a yes.

220
00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:40,801
Whoa!

221
00:09:40,801 --> 00:09:41,801
[DISTANT CRASH]

222
00:09:41,801 --> 00:09:43,801
Mowww!

223
00:09:43,801 --> 00:09:46,634
 Mamma mia, tutta famiglia.
What a day am I having.

224
00:09:48,801 --> 00:09:52,000
[***]

225
00:09:57,234 --> 00:10:00,033
 Feta fedelini. What
a melancholy birdie.

226
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,801
We gotta do something
drastic.
[SNAPS]

227
00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,434
Squit, I want you
should sneak up on him,

228
00:10:04,434 --> 00:10:07,200
grab him, and hold him
while I tickle him.

229
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,200
He'll annihilate me.

230
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,501
He don't, I will!

231
00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:15,267
Don't make a move, Bobby.
It's not me, Squit.
[GRUNTING]

232
00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:17,767
It's, uh, some seedy sparrow
come to beak you out,

233
00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:19,033
so don't look around.

234
00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:20,734
Squit, I'm gonna whack you
to Hong Kong,

235
00:10:20,734 --> 00:10:22,767
you don't let go
of my wings.

236
00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:25,734
Tickle, tickle,
tickle, tickle.

237
00:10:25,734 --> 00:10:27,000
[LAUGHS, ALL SCREAM]

238
00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,968
[***]

239
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,734
[SIGHS]

240
00:10:35,734 --> 00:10:36,934
[DRUMMING CAN]

241
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,934
Hey. How you all doing?

242
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,534
I tell you, a funny thing
happened to me

243
00:10:44,534 --> 00:10:46,133
on the way out here
to Hoboken.

244
00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:47,300
I got hit by a train.

245
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,834
[PLAYS RIMSHOT]

246
00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:51,033
You know what was on my mind
at the time?

247
00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,033
My tail feathers.

248
00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:55,033
[LAUGHS, RIMSHOT]

249
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:58,567
Oh. Knock off
the bad jokes, Pesto.

250
00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:00,133
You think these jokes
are bad?

251
00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:01,968
Then you should have
been here yesterday.

252
00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:03,601
I was out of town.
[LAUGHS]

253
00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,300
[PLAYS RIMSHOT]

254
00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,667
I met an elephant
the other day,

255
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,567
and I knew he was
from Tuscaloosa.

256
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,367
Why? Because
his tusk was loosa.

257
00:11:11,367 --> 00:11:13,567
[PLAYS RIMSHOT]
[LAUGHING]

258
00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:16,667
[GRUNTS]

259
00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:19,000
[BONES CRACK]

260
00:11:20,434 --> 00:11:22,601
You two give me
any more agita today,

261
00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:24,200
and I'm gonna cream you
like corn.

262
00:11:28,634 --> 00:11:30,033
The Godpigeon.

263
00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:35,167
[KISSING FEET TWICE]

264
00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:37,901
[KISSES]

265
00:11:37,901 --> 00:11:40,234
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

266
00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:45,467
The Godpigeon says he wants
that I should cheer up.

267
00:11:45,467 --> 00:11:46,767
Things could be
worse.

268
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:48,167
I could be
molting.

269
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,634
[LAUGHS]

270
00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:53,467
Molting?
That don't happen.

271
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:55,133
Pigeons do not molt.

272
00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,300
Aah! I molted!

273
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:01,467
Ha-ha-ha. You're bald
as an egg, Pesto.

274
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,367
A big, beaking bald-o.

275
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:04,734
[LAUGHING]

276
00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:10,567
[LAUGHS]

277
00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:12,267
You think I am funny?

278
00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:15,067
No. I think you're
in a bad mood.

279
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,834
I'll give you a bad mood!
Upside the head!

280
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,000
Pesto, come on.
No, no.

281
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,601
I'll make gravy
out of your beakbone,

282
00:12:19,601 --> 00:12:21,701
you big sack of
garbanzo beans!

283
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:22,767
Giamelli!
Gorgonzola!

284
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:25,067
Yeah. Yeah.

285
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:27,033
Oh, I'm in
a good mood now.

286
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:28,968
[LAUGHING]

287
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:34,234
[***]

288
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:43,100
Okay.
One time Randy Beaman

289
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,501
had to take baths
with his brother.

290
00:12:45,501 --> 00:12:48,901
So one time his little brother
took a potty in the bathtub.

291
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,501
And now Randy Beaman
gets to take showers by himself.

292
00:12:52,634 --> 00:12:54,567
[GLASS
BREAKS]

293
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:55,634
Okay, bye.

294
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:02,501
[***]

295
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,868
MOM:
Katie. Oh, Katie, darling.

296
00:13:09,868 --> 00:13:13,801
Coming, mom.
Hello, wonderful family.

297
00:13:13,801 --> 00:13:15,601
Well, hi there,
princess.

298
00:13:15,601 --> 00:13:18,868
Don't you look lovely
for your date with Jared.

299
00:13:18,868 --> 00:13:21,801
It's not a date, Mom.
It's a study group.

300
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,100
My mistake.

301
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:26,467
What's that
on your face?

302
00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:28,501
A pimple?

303
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,100
[GASPS]

304
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:36,033
[GROWLING]

305
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:40,467
Oh, dear.
Here we go again.

306
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:42,634
Hit the dirt!

307
00:13:42,634 --> 00:13:43,767
[GASPS]

308
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:46,033
Incoming!

309
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,000
[ANGRILY]
I have a pimple.
I have a pimple.

310
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,100
[DEMONIC VOICE]
I have a pimple!

311
00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:54,801
[SCREAMING]

312
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,133
[GASPS]

313
00:13:57,534 --> 00:13:59,367
It's only
a small blemish.

314
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:01,334
Nothing to get
excited over.

315
00:14:01,334 --> 00:14:02,501
[DEMONIC VOICE]
Nothing?

316
00:14:02,501 --> 00:14:05,300
You call this nothing?

317
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:08,534
Uh, i-- It's just that we
don't want you to g-g-get upset.

318
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:09,634
[GROWLING]

319
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,067
You think everything
I do is wrong!

320
00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:18,934
Hello, 911? Hormonal teenager
losing it on Oak Tree Lane.

321
00:14:18,934 --> 00:14:19,934
Send reinforcements.

322
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:22,234
Send reinforcements.

323
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:32,634
[***]

324
00:14:38,367 --> 00:14:39,601
Remodeling,
huh?

325
00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:44,634
Um, is Katie ready for
study group?

326
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,167
Okay. I'm ready.
Let's go.

327
00:14:53,968 --> 00:14:55,467
Your family's nice.

328
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:56,667
They have
their moments.

329
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,000
She'll grow out of it.
Won't she?

330
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000
 * Her family knows that
 Anytime soon * 

331
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,634
 * Their little lady Katie
 Goes...kaboom *

332
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,868
NARRATOR:
 It's time for another
Good idea, Bad idea.

333
00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:19,534
 Good idea:

334
00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:24,501
 tossing a penny into a fountain
 to make a wish.

335
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,968
 Bad idea:

336
00:15:28,968 --> 00:15:31,901
 tossing your cousin Penny into
 a fountain to make a wish.

337
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,701
 Good idea:

338
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,000
 giving your dog a bath.

339
00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:44,133
 Bad idea:

340
00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:45,834
 having your dog
 dry-cleaned.

341
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,267
 Good idea:

342
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:53,400
 playing horsy with
 your little sister.

343
00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:58,634
 Bad idea:

344
00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,400
 playing horsy with
 your Aunt Bertha.

345
00:16:04,934 --> 00:16:05,934
 Good idea:

346
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,834
 throwing a surprise party
 for your father.

347
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,267
ALL:
Surprise!

348
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,200
 Bad idea:

349
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,634
 throwing a surprise party
 for your grandfather.

350
00:16:17,634 --> 00:16:19,634
ALL:
Surprise!
[GASPS]

351
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:22,601
 Good idea:

352
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:27,467
 playing cops and robbers
 in the park.

353
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:29,901
 Bad idea:

354
00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:33,200
 playing cops and robbers
 in the bank.

355
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,200
[GUNS COCK]

356
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,267
 Good idea:

357
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:40,801
 playing catch
 with your grandfather.

358
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,601
 Bad idea:

359
00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:47,300
 playing catch
 with your grandfather.

360
00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:51,000
 Good idea:

361
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:54,968
 playing the scales
 on a piano.
[CRACKS KNUCKLES]

362
00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:56,300
[PLAYS]

363
00:16:57,501 --> 00:17:00,467
 Bad idea:

364
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,567
[CRACKS KNUCKLES]
 playing
 the scales on a fish.

365
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:03,601
[GROWLS]

366
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:12,901
 The end.

367
00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:23,834
Know what?
Okay.

368
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,701
One time Randy Beaman
ate some corn flakes.

369
00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:27,801
But it wasn't corn flakes.

370
00:17:27,801 --> 00:17:30,334
It was his brother's
scab collection.

371
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:31,367
Okay, bye.

372
00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:38,601
[***]

373
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,100
[***]

374
00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:49,601
Ladies and gentlemen...

375
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:52,968
let's get ready
to stumble!

376
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:55,601
 This is the main event.

377
00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:58,601
Welcome to the Quarrelmania
pro wrestling

378
00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:02,868
championship of the world!

379
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,267
[GIGGLES]
Ooh.

380
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:09,300
This is going to be
a real slamfest.

381
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,601
Take those off.

382
00:18:13,601 --> 00:18:15,501
No. We don't want
anyone to see us here.

383
00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:16,801
It's embarrassing.

384
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:18,901
[GROWLS]

385
00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:20,200
[ALL GASP]

386
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,734
In this corner...

387
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:27,901
Ironhead McCann!

388
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:29,667
[CROWD BOOING]

389
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:37,601
Boo! Get out of
the ring, you bum!

390
00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:39,767
And his opponent,

391
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:42,400
champion of the world,

392
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:47,334
the Belgian behemoth,
Lardo!

393
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,701
[CROWD CHEERING]

394
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,167
Woof, woof, woof.

395
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,334
Why aren't you
woofing?

396
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,100
We said we'd come
with you, Scratchy.

397
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,100
We didn't say
we'd enjoy it.

398
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,868
Besides,
it's fake.

399
00:19:01,868 --> 00:19:02,868
[GASPS]

400
00:19:02,868 --> 00:19:04,400
It is not!

401
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,300
You don't know
anything about wrestling.

402
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,534
[BELL RINGS]

403
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:11,834
[BOTH GROWLING]

404
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:19,200
[GRUNTING]

405
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,667
Ooh. That was
a nasty.

406
00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:24,734
[***]

407
00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:27,234
[CROWD CHEERING]

408
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,701
[GRUNTING]

409
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,400
[PANTING EXCITEDLY]

410
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,534
See? I told you
it was fake.

411
00:19:33,534 --> 00:19:35,000
It's not fake.

412
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
He didn't even
touch the guy.

413
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,434
It's...not...
 fake!

414
00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:52,601
Who said "fake"?

415
00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:55,000
[SCREAMS,
WHINES]

416
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,868
You wanna see
how fake it is?

417
00:19:57,868 --> 00:19:58,868
Who, me?

418
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,601
No, Lardo, really.
Oh. No. No, no, no, Lardo!

419
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:03,901
You-- You don't understand.

420
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:05,901
[WHACKING]
Oooh.

421
00:20:05,901 --> 00:20:07,834
Eeeee.

422
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,000
Aaaah.

423
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,133
Oooow.

424
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,634
Oooh.

425
00:20:13,634 --> 00:20:14,934
Ouchie.

426
00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:16,167
[SCREAMS]

427
00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:19,567
[CROWD CHEERING]

428
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:22,234
Hey, I guess it's not
fake after all.

429
00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:30,868
[***]

430
00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:03,901
ALL:
 Ciao, America!