1 00:00:05,501 --> 00:00:08,200 My Father The Tuna won't be seen tonight. 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,634 We'll be back next week. 3 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:12,901 Now, let's watch the following special presentation. 4 00:00:13,767 --> 00:00:15,767 [***] 5 00:00:21,534 --> 00:00:24,934 ANNOUNCER: Live from the Dorothy Chandelier Pavilion, 6 00:00:24,934 --> 00:00:27,601 it's the Warner brothers' and their sister Dot's 7 00:00:27,601 --> 00:00:29,934 65th Anniversary Special. 8 00:00:29,934 --> 00:00:35,567 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Viza Mizzeli. 9 00:00:35,567 --> 00:00:37,067 [APPLAUSE] 10 00:00:39,234 --> 00:00:43,934 * For 65 years We've laughed at their mayhem * 11 00:00:43,934 --> 00:00:49,067 * Here are the words We use to explain them * 12 00:00:49,067 --> 00:00:51,100 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 13 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:52,801 Uh-oh. 14 00:00:52,801 --> 00:00:54,400 I was afraid of this. 15 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,467 ALL: * Silly, bizarre Loony, mad and kooky * 16 00:00:57,467 --> 00:01:00,100 * Crazy, wigged-out Giddy, bad and goofy * 17 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:04,033 * Yakko, Wakko and Dot * 18 00:01:04,033 --> 00:01:05,901 * They're hip They're cool * 19 00:01:05,901 --> 00:01:07,367 * They're hot * 20 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:08,934 * They're Warners * 21 00:01:08,934 --> 00:01:12,734 * Fabulous Warners Wonderful Warners * 22 00:01:12,734 --> 00:01:14,767 * Look out The Warners are back * 23 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:16,267 [SCREAMS] 24 00:01:16,267 --> 00:01:17,300 [APPLAUSE] 25 00:01:19,767 --> 00:01:21,501 These people will clap at anything. 26 00:01:23,567 --> 00:01:24,734 Hey, everybody. 27 00:01:24,734 --> 00:01:25,801 Wanna hear me play 28 00:01:25,801 --> 00:01:27,834 "Yankee Doodle" with my armpits? 29 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:29,300 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 30 00:01:30,834 --> 00:01:33,567 Ah... almost anything. 31 00:01:33,567 --> 00:01:37,167 * Yes, the Warners are back They're really the most * 32 00:01:37,167 --> 00:01:40,667 * Now here he is Our fabulous host * 33 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:41,667 [APPLAUSE] 34 00:01:46,234 --> 00:01:49,334 Hey. How about that dance number, huh? 35 00:01:49,334 --> 00:01:51,667 Wasn't that something? That was wild. 36 00:01:51,667 --> 00:01:53,701 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 37 00:01:53,701 --> 00:01:55,334 Hey, we're here to pay tribute 38 00:01:55,334 --> 00:01:58,033 to the Warners on their 65th anniversary. 39 00:01:58,033 --> 00:02:00,100 And I wanna tell you, don't they look great? 40 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:02,033 Sixty-five years. 41 00:02:02,033 --> 00:02:03,734 Yeah, these kids make Dick Clark 42 00:02:03,734 --> 00:02:05,033 look like Abe Lincoln. 43 00:02:05,033 --> 00:02:06,033 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 44 00:02:07,267 --> 00:02:10,267 Was that a joke? Am I missing something? 45 00:02:10,267 --> 00:02:11,934 Can me go now? 46 00:02:11,934 --> 00:02:13,200 Why would you want to go? 47 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,968 This tribute is one 48 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,767 of the entertainment industry's greatest gifts. 49 00:02:17,767 --> 00:02:19,734 Can we return it and get a Chia Pet instead? 50 00:02:19,734 --> 00:02:20,801 Shh. 51 00:02:20,801 --> 00:02:23,200 Yakko, Wakko and Dottie's story 52 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,133 began way back in 1929. 53 00:02:26,133 --> 00:02:28,400 Yeah. Warner Brothers Animation. 54 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,133 It was here that the Warners discovered by their-- 55 00:02:31,133 --> 00:02:32,467 Ah, there I go again. 56 00:02:32,467 --> 00:02:34,801 Could you have the cue card gal come a little closer? 57 00:02:34,801 --> 00:02:37,133 It was here that the Warners were discovered 58 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:39,868 by their first director, Weed Memlo. 59 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:43,501 I look back on my days with Yakko, Wakko and Dot 60 00:02:43,501 --> 00:02:46,300 as the most miserable time of my life. 61 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,133 That's our Weed. 62 00:02:48,133 --> 00:02:50,467 I was directing Outback Buddy. 63 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:53,534 Buddy was a cartoon character with big eyes. 64 00:02:53,534 --> 00:02:57,534 Big, huge, gigantic, enormous round eyes. 65 00:02:57,534 --> 00:02:59,934 Anyway, the cartoon was almost finished, 66 00:02:59,934 --> 00:03:02,901 so I asked Lon Borax, the animator, 67 00:03:02,901 --> 00:03:04,067 to show it to me. 68 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:05,968 [***] 69 00:03:07,367 --> 00:03:09,634 * I'm a-frolicking In the outback * 70 00:03:09,634 --> 00:03:11,534 * Just as chipper as I can be * 71 00:03:11,534 --> 00:03:13,501 * Got no cares And got no worries * 72 00:03:13,501 --> 00:03:15,834 * I'm happy Outback Buddy * 73 00:03:15,834 --> 00:03:17,634 Well, what do you think? 74 00:03:17,634 --> 00:03:19,133 Congratulations, Borax. 75 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:21,767 You've discovered a cure for insomnia. 76 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:24,601 That's the most boring cartoon I've ever seen. 77 00:03:24,601 --> 00:03:26,234 Do you realize we have to show 78 00:03:26,234 --> 00:03:28,400 this cartoon to the front office tomorrow? 79 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,334 It's not that bad. 80 00:03:30,334 --> 00:03:32,200 No, it's worse. Fix it! 81 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,834 Add more characters. Poop it up. 82 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:35,567 Stay up all night if you have to. 83 00:03:35,567 --> 00:03:38,000 I want funny. 84 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,534 If you need me, I'll be at The Smoke House. 85 00:03:40,534 --> 00:03:43,167 I worked all night on that cartoon. 86 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:45,300 I was exhausted, and then-- 87 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:49,267 And then, I remember, it was exactly 2:43 a.m. 88 00:03:49,267 --> 00:03:51,334 on the morning of February 30th. 89 00:03:51,334 --> 00:03:54,200 I-- I started drawing these weird characters. 90 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,667 [CACKLING] 91 00:04:02,334 --> 00:04:03,801 [SCREAMS] 92 00:04:03,801 --> 00:04:04,801 [CRASHES] 93 00:04:06,534 --> 00:04:09,267 The next day, we were supposed to show the cartoon 94 00:04:09,267 --> 00:04:10,868 to the studio brass... 95 00:04:10,868 --> 00:04:13,834 but I couldn't find Lon around anywhere. 96 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:17,467 Later, I found out he went all funny in the head... 97 00:04:17,467 --> 00:04:19,300 but I hear he's getting better. 98 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:22,267 We're having soup today! 99 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:25,734 Anyway, I grabbed the finished cartoon 100 00:04:25,734 --> 00:04:27,634 and showed it to the big guy. 101 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,767 [***] 102 00:04:29,767 --> 00:04:31,901 * I'm a-frolicking In the outback * 103 00:04:31,901 --> 00:04:33,901 * Just as chipper as I can be * 104 00:04:33,901 --> 00:04:36,033 * Got no cares And got no worries * 105 00:04:36,033 --> 00:04:37,901 ALL: Shh. 106 00:04:37,901 --> 00:04:40,567 ALL: * We've smashed Outback Buddy * 107 00:04:40,567 --> 00:04:43,400 PLOTZ: Well, it was unusual. 108 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,767 It wasn't the typical Buddy cartoon. 109 00:04:45,767 --> 00:04:47,634 Frankly, it was weird. 110 00:04:47,634 --> 00:04:49,834 But I told Weed Memlo to put the Warners 111 00:04:49,834 --> 00:04:51,567 in another Buddy cartoon. 112 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:54,000 [***] 113 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,501 [WHISTLING THEME SONG] 114 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,501 ALL: * We've smashed Postman Buddy * 115 00:05:03,501 --> 00:05:06,267 Working with the Warners was a true joy. 116 00:05:06,267 --> 00:05:07,567 I loved it. 117 00:05:07,567 --> 00:05:08,567 [GIGGLES] 118 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:12,934 We made a series of Buddy/Warner cartoons. 119 00:05:12,934 --> 00:05:14,934 There was"Gardening Buddy." 120 00:05:14,934 --> 00:05:16,434 [***] 121 00:05:16,434 --> 00:05:17,467 [SNIFFS] 122 00:05:18,701 --> 00:05:19,701 "Baker Buddy. 123 00:05:19,701 --> 00:05:22,634 [***] 124 00:05:22,634 --> 00:05:24,200 And, of course, "Bus Driver Buddy." 125 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:29,267 Oh. Those were the happiest days of my life. 126 00:05:29,267 --> 00:05:31,200 [GIGGLES] 127 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,567 I didn't think we needed Buddy anymore. 128 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,567 It was hard, but I had to fire him. 129 00:05:35,567 --> 00:05:37,100 The Warners fought for him though. 130 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:39,467 They liked hitting him with their mallets. 131 00:05:39,467 --> 00:05:41,534 But still, it was time for him to go. 132 00:05:41,534 --> 00:05:44,033 I'm now a nut farmer in Ojai. 133 00:05:44,033 --> 00:05:45,534 I'm very happy. 134 00:05:45,534 --> 00:05:47,701 [GIGGLES] 135 00:05:47,701 --> 00:05:49,734 I decided to give the Warners 136 00:05:49,734 --> 00:05:52,367 their very own series of cartoons. 137 00:05:52,367 --> 00:05:55,734 That was the biggest mistake of my life. 138 00:05:55,734 --> 00:05:57,200 Hey, I wanna tell you... 139 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,801 Listen, we'll find out what happened 140 00:05:58,801 --> 00:06:00,968 to those crazy kids right after this break. 141 00:06:00,968 --> 00:06:01,968 Don't go away, huh? 142 00:06:01,968 --> 00:06:02,968 [APPLAUSE] 143 00:06:02,968 --> 00:06:04,501 ANNOUNCER: Stay tuned. 144 00:06:04,501 --> 00:06:06,767 We'll be back with more of the Warner brothers 145 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:12,434 and their sister Dot's 65th Anniversary Special. 146 00:06:12,434 --> 00:06:14,567 Too bad the Warners won't be around 147 00:06:14,567 --> 00:06:17,534 to enjoy a 66th anniversary. 148 00:06:17,534 --> 00:06:19,133 Not after I'm through with them. 149 00:06:19,133 --> 00:06:22,367 Not after...tonight. 150 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,400 [***] 151 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,100 [***] 152 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:33,834 ANNOUNCER: This portion of The Warners' 65th Anniversary 153 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:37,200 is brought to you by Smellogg's Branimaniacs. 154 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,367 For that get-up-and-go feeling. 155 00:06:39,367 --> 00:06:41,834 Slappy eats 'em. Shouldn't you too? 156 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,133 [APPLAUSE] 157 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:49,968 And now, back to The Warners' 65th Anniversary Special. 158 00:06:49,968 --> 00:06:51,868 And so the Warners were scheduled 159 00:06:51,868 --> 00:06:53,868 to appear in their very own cartoon. 160 00:06:53,868 --> 00:06:54,868 [***] 161 00:06:54,868 --> 00:06:56,100 I told the kids, 162 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,467 "Look, if they want you to make more cartoons, 163 00:06:58,467 --> 00:07:01,167 do yourself a favor, get an agent." 164 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:03,400 The agent these kids got for themselves 165 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,567 was tough. 166 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:05,734 A real grinder. 167 00:07:05,734 --> 00:07:08,968 Guy by the name of, eh-- Eh...LaBoo. 168 00:07:08,968 --> 00:07:10,667 Uh-- Uh, Swifty LaBoo. 169 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,634 Oh, shrewd negotiator. 170 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:15,968 [CLUCKING] 171 00:07:17,234 --> 00:07:19,667 He wasn't an agent. He was a chicken. 172 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,767 I said, Plotz, what's the matter with you? 173 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:23,734 You're negotiating with a chicken. 174 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,400 He was not a chicken. 175 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,601 Feinman doesn't know what he's talking about. 176 00:07:27,601 --> 00:07:30,567 A-anyway, we signed the contracts. 177 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:33,100 When I heard they signed a four-cartoon deal, 178 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:34,701 I was so happy for them. 179 00:07:34,701 --> 00:07:36,868 [GIGGLES] 180 00:07:36,868 --> 00:07:38,300 Their first cartoon 181 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:40,534 was the most bizarre thing I'd ever seen. 182 00:07:40,534 --> 00:07:42,501 If I remember it correctly, eh, 183 00:07:42,501 --> 00:07:44,834 they had flypaper stuck on their fannies. 184 00:07:45,868 --> 00:07:47,868 [ALL GRUNTING] 185 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,868 [***] 186 00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:57,834 [GRUNTING] 187 00:08:06,334 --> 00:08:07,834 [GRUNTING] 188 00:08:08,767 --> 00:08:09,767 [TEARING NOISE] 189 00:08:13,334 --> 00:08:14,801 [GASPS] 190 00:08:14,801 --> 00:08:15,801 [GASPS] 191 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,033 It was an okay cartoon for a short, 192 00:08:29,033 --> 00:08:31,234 but this thing went on for eight hours. 193 00:08:31,234 --> 00:08:33,167 Eight hours. 194 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:35,400 That cartoon was brilliant. 195 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,367 It had an irreverent sagacity and a lugubrious effervescence. 196 00:08:39,367 --> 00:08:41,434 It was genius in its subtlety of-- 197 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:46,634 [HIGH VOICE] Never mind. 198 00:08:46,634 --> 00:08:49,334 It was the stupidest thing I had ever seen. 199 00:08:49,334 --> 00:08:51,701 They were like some kind of freaks. 200 00:08:51,701 --> 00:08:55,534 You try directing those kids. They drove me crazy. 201 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:58,167 Wakko kept eating up the scenery. He'd eat it. 202 00:08:58,167 --> 00:09:00,701 Do you know how expensive backgrounds are? 203 00:09:00,701 --> 00:09:04,000 Ooh. Weed was always screaming and yelling at them. 204 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,534 In fact, in their second cartoon, 205 00:09:05,534 --> 00:09:07,467 if you listen very carefully, 206 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:09,534 you can hear Weed screaming at Wakko. 207 00:09:09,534 --> 00:09:11,567 [***] 208 00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:16,767 WEED: No, no. Use the spoon. 209 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:18,267 Use the spoon! 210 00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:22,968 No. Spit out the spoon. Spit out the spoon. 211 00:09:25,734 --> 00:09:29,100 Don't just look at me! Do something! 212 00:09:30,701 --> 00:09:33,434 Noo! Spit out the bowl! 213 00:09:33,434 --> 00:09:34,601 Spit it out! 214 00:09:34,601 --> 00:09:37,234 Weed Memlo couldn't handle the Warners. 215 00:09:37,234 --> 00:09:39,601 He could do a Buddy cartoon, sure. 216 00:09:39,601 --> 00:09:41,100 But when it came to the Warners, 217 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,834 he had no idea what he was doing. 218 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,834 It's not that we didn't get along... 219 00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:47,467 How can I put this? 220 00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:48,868 I hate them. 221 00:09:48,868 --> 00:09:52,000 So I had to take Weed off the Warner cartoons. 222 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,100 But he went on to direct hygiene films for the Navy. 223 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:57,133 I won an award for How to Shampoo, 224 00:09:57,133 --> 00:09:59,200 and the sequel, How to Rinse. 225 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,200 No director would get near the Warners. 226 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,567 [CHEWS NOISILY] 227 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:05,501 This cereal is so delicious. 228 00:10:06,701 --> 00:10:08,434 But they still had one more cartoon 229 00:10:08,434 --> 00:10:09,434 under their contract. 230 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:10,467 That's when Plotz made 231 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:12,300 the stupidest decision of his life. 232 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,467 He let Wakko direct. 233 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:15,033 What ayutz. 234 00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:17,200 Wakko worked day and night 235 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,534 on the script with Joseph Mankiewicz. 236 00:10:20,534 --> 00:10:22,133 [CHEWS NOISILY] 237 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:24,100 Mm. Yummy cereal. 238 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:29,634 Finally, the cartoon was completed. 239 00:10:29,634 --> 00:10:31,634 [***] 240 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,367 [ALL HUMMING "YANKEE DOODLE"] 241 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:37,868 [ARMPIT NOISES TO MUSIC] 242 00:10:45,234 --> 00:10:47,601 Plotz was furious about that cartoon. 243 00:10:47,601 --> 00:10:50,267 The moment he saw it, he canceled their contract. 244 00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:52,000 Their agent was livid. 245 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,667 You could hear them arguing all over the studio. 246 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:57,267 PLOTZ: That's it. The Warners are through. 247 00:10:57,267 --> 00:10:58,767 [LABOO CLUCKING ANGRILY] 248 00:11:00,501 --> 00:11:02,000 [CLUCKING] 249 00:11:04,801 --> 00:11:07,133 Don't you take that tone with me, LaBoo. 250 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,400 The Warners are finished. 251 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,968 They'll never make another cartoon 252 00:11:09,968 --> 00:11:12,267 at this studio as long as I live. 253 00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:14,501 What do you think about that? 254 00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:16,501 [CLUCKING] 255 00:11:17,701 --> 00:11:19,200 [SCREAMS] 256 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:25,067 [***] 257 00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:26,567 [CLUCKS SOFTLY] 258 00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:32,000 I was so sad when I heard the Warners 259 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,267 weren't gonna make any more cartoons. 260 00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:35,667 I was such a fan. 261 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:36,667 Really. 262 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,367 [GIGGLES] 263 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:40,467 With no cartoons to make, 264 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:44,267 the Warners were free run around the lot as they pleased. 265 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:46,667 And did they run around. 266 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,200 [***] 267 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,701 [ALL SCREAMING] 268 00:11:51,534 --> 00:11:54,334 Wait. I didn't say, Simon says. 269 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:57,534 Back then, if you were a chorus girl, watch out. 270 00:11:57,534 --> 00:12:00,734 Yakko and Wakko would always pop out of something, 271 00:12:00,734 --> 00:12:02,300 give you a big kiss and say, uh-- 272 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,334 What was that phrase? 273 00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:07,968 "Hello, endocrinologist." 274 00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:09,868 No, that wasn't it. 275 00:12:09,868 --> 00:12:12,200 It was, uh, "Hello..." 276 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,667 "Hello, nana." 277 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,634 Not nana. Never nana. 278 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,133 It was, uh... It was-- 279 00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:18,267 It was-- 280 00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:20,634 BOTH: Hello, nurse. 281 00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:23,534 [BOTH KISS] 282 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,968 BOTH: Wanna go steady? 283 00:12:24,968 --> 00:12:26,033 [SCREAMS] 284 00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:28,367 Dot was just as bad. 285 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:29,367 DIRECTOR: Action. 286 00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:32,100 [***] 287 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,434 You can still surrender, pilgrim. 288 00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:36,934 Yep. Draw, sheriff. 289 00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:40,033 All right. But I warned you. 290 00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:41,033 Bang. 291 00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,234 Huh? 292 00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:43,868 Mwah. 293 00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:45,133 Say you'll never leave me. 294 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,901 Say we'll always be together. 295 00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:47,934 [SCREAMS] 296 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,434 "Hello, fudgy." 297 00:12:50,434 --> 00:12:52,000 Not fudgy. 298 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,534 It was, "Hello, Nanki-poo." 299 00:12:54,534 --> 00:12:55,701 No. 300 00:12:55,701 --> 00:12:58,567 Everywhere you went, there they were. 301 00:12:58,567 --> 00:13:00,267 Popping out all over the place. 302 00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:02,834 Especially at the commissary. 303 00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,601 Can we eats with you? 304 00:13:04,601 --> 00:13:06,133 [ALL SCREAMING] 305 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,634 [***] 306 00:13:07,634 --> 00:13:09,033 [ALL CHEWING NOISILY] 307 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,200 [GULPS] 308 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,901 Eh, p-- Eh, p-- Pretty soon, 309 00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:16,467 it got so bad, people were afr-- 310 00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:18,934 Eh, afr-- Eh, scared to walk around the lot. 311 00:13:18,934 --> 00:13:21,534 They put bean dip in my saddle. 312 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,701 But they came up behind me 313 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,100 and tried to straighten my t-t-- 314 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,534 Eh, t-t-- Eh, tail. 315 00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,667 Gall-darn varmints used to call me, 316 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:30,634 "itty-bitty baby man." 317 00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:32,767 [PROUDLY] Was that nice. 318 00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:34,634 For so-- I say, for some reason, 319 00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:37,634 they had a particular affinity for Jimmy Cagney. 320 00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:40,133 Called him, their special friend. 321 00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:42,367 They drove the poor guy crazy. 322 00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:44,000 Eh, loony, that is. 323 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,501 [PANTING] 324 00:13:46,801 --> 00:13:47,801 [SOBBING] 325 00:13:52,868 --> 00:13:53,868 Shh. 326 00:13:53,868 --> 00:13:55,367 [ALL GIGGLING] 327 00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:58,033 [ALL LAUGHING] 328 00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:02,734 The Warners had single-handedly brought 329 00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,434 this studio to a screeching halt. 330 00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:05,834 Something had to be done. 331 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:06,968 So we captured them 332 00:14:06,968 --> 00:14:08,767 and locked them in the water tower. 333 00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:10,501 And the best part of it was 334 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,133 we had it Perma-Sealed so they could never escape. 335 00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,601 [CHUCKLES] 336 00:14:14,601 --> 00:14:16,200 They'd spend the rest of their lives 337 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,701 in there alone. 338 00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:20,200 [***] 339 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,267 [APPLAUSE] 340 00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:24,133 Yeah, that was back in 1934. 341 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,467 Hey, when we come back, we'll find out how the Warners 342 00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:28,400 spent the next 60 years. 343 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,701 Hey, I got socks that old. 344 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,067 Don't go away. 345 00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:33,701 The Warner brothers and their sister Dot's 346 00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:35,167 65th Anniversary Special 347 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,467 will continue, right after this. 348 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,167 [***] 349 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:42,367 Happy anniversary, 350 00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:44,434 you cuddly, puppy-wuppy kids. 351 00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:46,667 I wanna love you and squeeze you 352 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,801 and bathe you and diaper you. 353 00:14:48,801 --> 00:14:51,767 And eat your cute little heads. 354 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:52,767 And fade to black. 355 00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:56,767 [***] 356 00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:12,300 [TICKING] 357 00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:17,067 When the Warners step up to the podium tonight, 358 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:20,567 it'll be the last thing they ever do. 359 00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:22,067 [CACKLING] 360 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,701 Happy anniversary, Warners. 361 00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:35,100 Why, Skippy, what are you doing? 362 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,834 Oh, hello, Aunt Slappy. 363 00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:39,167 I was just congratulating the Warners 364 00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:41,067 and having some Branimaniacs, 365 00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:43,133 part of this complete breakfast. 366 00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:44,467 Oh, boy. 367 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,667 [***] 368 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:51,701 [APPLAUSE] 369 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,801 And so in 1934, 370 00:15:54,801 --> 00:15:57,667 the Warners were locked away in the water tower... 371 00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,501 never to be heard from again. 372 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,868 Or so we thought. 373 00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:02,868 Well, once every few years, 374 00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:05,701 the water tower had to be fumigated for termites. 375 00:16:05,701 --> 00:16:08,234 So we had to let the Warners out for a day. 376 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:11,133 They'd dash off the lot and go who knows where. 377 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,901 It was 1945. 378 00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:15,334 I was with the American delegation at Yalta, 379 00:16:15,334 --> 00:16:18,567 where President Roosevelt, Winston Churchill and Stalin 380 00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:21,200 met to decide the fate of postwar Europe. 381 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,701 Can I have Romania? 382 00:16:22,701 --> 00:16:23,701 Sure. 383 00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:24,701 Okay. 384 00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:28,100 Can we jump on your belly? 385 00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:30,767 Okay. 386 00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,901 ALL: Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy. 387 00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:34,234 Boingy, boingy-- 388 00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:37,200 Then Stalin wanted to jump on Churchill's belly. 389 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,868 Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy. 390 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,567 It was our third show of 1968. 391 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:44,567 Anyway, the next act was supposed to be 392 00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:45,968 a dancing bears act. 393 00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:47,734 So Ed introduced it. 394 00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:50,033 And now, next on our stage, 395 00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:53,601 the very famous and talented Joe Marzipan 396 00:16:53,601 --> 00:16:55,868 and his family of dancing bears. 397 00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:57,868 [***] 398 00:16:57,868 --> 00:17:00,167 [APPLAUSE] 399 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,701 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 400 00:17:01,701 --> 00:17:04,567 * Be cool And smell a flower * 401 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:07,300 * Make love Not war and shower * 402 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,534 * Kiss the world And be groovy * 403 00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:13,601 * Go ahead and make a gookie * 404 00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,334 BOTH: * Ba-ra, ba-ra, ba-ra * 405 00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,100 * Make a gookie * 406 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,534 * Ba-ra, ba-ra, ba-ra * 407 00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:22,200 * Make a gookie * 408 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:26,501 It was 1977 at the Disco Championships in New York. 409 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:28,801 First prize was an eight-track tape player, 410 00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:31,734 a mood ring and a copy of "Muskrat Love." 411 00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:34,067 I thought I had it all locked up. 412 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,100 Then these kids showed up. 413 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,400 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 414 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,801 ALL: * Ow, ow, ow, ow Hurting our feet * 415 00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,033 * Hurting our feet * 416 00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:43,067 *Ow, ow, ow, ow Hurting our feet * 417 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,267 * It should be clear * 418 00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:45,868 * From the types of clothes We choose * 419 00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:47,434 * We're disco kids With disco shoes * 420 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,067 * They may be cool They may look neat * 421 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,734 * But wearing them Sure hurts our feet * 422 00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:54,467 * Ow, ow, ow, ow Hurting our feet * 423 00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,334 LOU: Were those kids good. 424 00:17:56,334 --> 00:17:58,367 We was all there at the Berlin Wall, 425 00:17:58,367 --> 00:17:59,901 ready to tear it down. 426 00:17:59,901 --> 00:18:02,467 But we had no hammers or anything like this. 427 00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,367 [SNAPS] And then those kids showed up. 428 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:06,734 ALL: Wall, wall, wall. 429 00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:07,801 Wall, wall-- 430 00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:10,133 Need a little help? 431 00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,167 Yeah, yeah. 432 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:13,167 [***] 433 00:18:14,701 --> 00:18:16,434 ALL: Wall, wall, wall. 434 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,901 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 435 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,501 HUNDHOSEN: It was perfect, 436 00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:29,200 except for the fact that they charged us 437 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,400 for the mallets. 438 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,234 Said they needed money for the candy. 439 00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:33,734 [GRUNTING] 440 00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:36,834 Hey, how about those kids, huh? 441 00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:38,267 Aren't they wonderful? 442 00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:40,234 Boy, I tell you, they've been around the world 443 00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:42,067 more times than Jules Verne. 444 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,567 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 445 00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:47,501 Hey, isn't that funny, huh? 446 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,234 But each time they escaped, 447 00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:50,701 they've always been captured, 448 00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:52,367 locked back in the water tower, 449 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,234 where they still live to this day. 450 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,300 But tonight, the kids have been 451 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,834 permitted out to join us here. 452 00:18:57,834 --> 00:18:58,834 [BOMB TICKING] 453 00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,601 And now, to say a few words 454 00:19:00,601 --> 00:19:01,734 right here-- 455 00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:03,834 Cue card guy's moving on me. 456 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:04,968 Here they are, 457 00:19:04,968 --> 00:19:08,000 the Warner brothers, and their sister Dottie. 458 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,667 [SNORING] [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS] 459 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,367 [***] 460 00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:13,534 Wake up. 461 00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:14,801 Is it over? 462 00:19:14,801 --> 00:19:17,167 You have to go make your speech. Go, go. 463 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,801 Very soon now, the Warners will be gone. 464 00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:25,300 [CACKLES] 465 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,367 ALL: Mwah! 466 00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,300 Maybe you should retire. 467 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,334 Thank you, everyone. 468 00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:39,634 We'll never forget tonight, 469 00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:41,367 no matter how hard we try. 470 00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:43,033 My siblings and I owe a great deal 471 00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:44,400 of debt to many people, 472 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,834 most of whom would like to remain anonymous. [TICKING] 473 00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,300 Very special people 474 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,801 like Weed Memlo... 475 00:19:49,801 --> 00:19:53,033 At last. Sweet revenge. 476 00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:56,467 [NORMAL VOICE] You destroyed my career, Warners. 477 00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:58,634 Now, I'm going to destroy you. 478 00:19:58,634 --> 00:20:00,133 [CACKLING] 479 00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:05,467 ...and our psychiatrist, Dr. Scratchansniff. 480 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:08,334 But there's one person to whom we owe the most. 481 00:20:08,334 --> 00:20:09,968 He gave us our start. 482 00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:12,267 That person is... Buddy. 483 00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,968 Me? 484 00:20:14,968 --> 00:20:17,567 We just wish Buddy were here to share this honor with us. 485 00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:19,567 But I am here. I am here. 486 00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:23,234 [AUDIENCE GASPS] Wait, wait. I really am here. 487 00:20:23,234 --> 00:20:24,734 ALL: Buddy. 488 00:20:24,734 --> 00:20:26,367 [FLASHBULBS POPPING] 489 00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,133 Come on, Buddy. 490 00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,734 Say a few words. 491 00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:31,868 Oh... 492 00:20:31,868 --> 00:20:33,634 I'm so very pleased to be 493 00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,801 standing up here. You know... 494 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:36,934 [BOMB RINGS] 495 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:46,667 Ow. [APPLAUSE] 496 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,000 Wasn't that great, folks? 497 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,701 Let's hear it for Buddy. 498 00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:56,267 [***] 499 00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:57,767 [APPLAUSE, CHEERING] 500 00:20:59,934 --> 00:21:02,033 You haven't lost it, Buddy. 501 00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:03,601 They loved it. 502 00:21:03,601 --> 00:21:04,601 Thanks. 503 00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:08,434 Well, what more can we say, but... 504 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,100 good night, everybody. 505 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,467 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 506 00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:15,567 * Silly, bizarre Loony, mad and kooky * 507 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,300 * Crazy, wigged-out Giddy, bad and goofy * 508 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:21,801 * Yakko, Wakko and Dot * 509 00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:24,267 * They're hip They're cool * 510 00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:27,234 * They're hot They're Warners * 511 00:21:27,234 --> 00:21:31,334 *Fabulous Warners Wonderful Warners * 512 00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:33,200 * Look out The Warners are back * 513 00:21:37,701 --> 00:21:39,801 We've been wanting to do that all night. 514 00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:45,067 [***] 515 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,133 ALL: Goodbye, nurse.