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[***]

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* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner
Sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose and
Then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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* Wakko packs away the snacks *

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* While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs * 

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain
 Who want to rule the universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy
 While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
 we have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Miss Cellany *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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MALE SINGER:
 * When the birds hit the street
 Looking for food to eat *

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 * That's Goodfeathers *

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FEMALE SINGERS:
 * That's Goodfeathers *

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MALE:
 * When I'm cooing at you
And you're cooing at me*

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 *That's Goodfeathers *

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 * Take no guff
 'Cause they're tough *

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 * Strut their stuff
 no cream puffs *

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* That's Goodfeathers *

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NARRATOR:
 As far back as Pesto
 could remember,

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 he never wanted to
 get stuck eggsitting.

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 Especially for
 his sister, Sasha.

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 But one day, she made him
 an offer he couldn't refuse.

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Sit, you big clam head,
or I'll twist your beak.

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Ow. All right. I'm
sitting, see?

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Is this your egg or what?
Ratatouille. I'm sitting.

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Hi, Pesto.

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[GIGGLES]

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You're adorable
on that nest.

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[GIGGLES]

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Adorable? What's
that supposed to mean?

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Are you saying that
 I am adorable?

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Don't start
with that, Pesto.

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You mess up,
Pesto,

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I'll stuff you
in a dumpster.

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You know,
I'm so exhausted.

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LANA:
I can't wait to
get to Jersey.

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SASHA:
Did you get a preen?

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KEEKEE:
Like the color
of my beakstick?

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It's Tickle Me Pink.

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SASHA:
I love it!

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Eggsitting's for sissy birds
and featherweights.

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What do I look like,
a peahen over here?

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Yo. Coo. Egg. It's me,
your Uncle Pesto.

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[COOS]

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* Rock-a-bye eggie
Under my tush *

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[SNORING]

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Ho-ho.

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Look what we got
over here.

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Mr. Pesto on the
nest-o.

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[LAUGHS]

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What? What?
What did I do?

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You eggsitting,
Pesto?

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Who? What?
Me? Nah.

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Do I look like
I'm stuck eggsitting?

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Ha. Heh-heh.

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I ain't no embryo-yo.

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No matter what you do, Pesto,
eggsitting included,

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you're still
the most macho bird I know.

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What do you mean
by that?

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I said you're macho,
that's all.

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Are you saying that I am
one of the Village People here

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to disco for you?

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Is that what
you're saying?

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No, I'm not
saying that.

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You're saying that
I am macho.

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Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm saying.

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That's it! I'll
give you macho.

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SQUIT:
Ow! Come on!

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Oh.

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Here's your macho,
you big meatball!

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My beak.
Please, stop.

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Take that! I'll
whack you to Tacoma!

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[***]

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Hey! Yo, Pesto!

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The egg you're not eggsitting
just hit the street.

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[GASPS]

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Mother of manicotti!
We gotta get that egg!

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Ha! Got it.

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Yow!
Don't hose me.

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Hey, I got
water up my beak.

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Mozzarella mia!
It's rolling downtown.

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Hey.
Come on.

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Don't let that
egg get away.

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Hey, come on,
don't let it get away!

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I got it!

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[BRUSHING SOUND]

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[***]

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Sweet Scorsese!
Let's grab it.

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Open up,
you flat-footed,

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egg-snatching,
flightless losers!

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[TIRES
SCREECHING]

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Oh, man.
I'm a dead bird.

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[COOS]

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This limo's gotta stop
sometime, right?

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When it does, bada-bing.
We get the egg.

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Yeah, yeah, that's it.
We get the egg.

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You're a genius,
Bobby.

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Bobby's right.

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Don't worry, Pesto.
We'll get the egg.

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Hey! What did I do?

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Nothing.

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Just felt like
whacking somebody.

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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[GRUNT]

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Whoa!

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[GRUNT, SCREAMING]

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That's it, that's it,
that's it.

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BOBBY:
Bada-bingo!

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[GRUNTING]

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A egg.

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Hey, Mom.
I found a bird egg.

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MOM:
Oh, no. Out.

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Not in the house,
Zacky.

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What is it with you
and eggs?

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Hey, he put
the egg over there.

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He's leaving.

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We got it now.

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We get it, we put it back.
All nicey-nice.

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Your sister will never
know it was missing.

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[ALL GASP]

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When Sasha gets
through with me,

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I'll be stuffed beak first
in a dumpster.

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Hey. Just pick one.

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An egg's an egg,
you know what I'm saying?

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Forget about it.

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We can't pull that off.
Not with Sasha.

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She'd know if it was
her egg or not.

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[GIBBERISH
IN DISTANCE]

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The
Godpigeon.

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[KISSING]

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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

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The Godpigeon said,
"Take all the eggs.

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Then Sasha gets her egg,
and she gets bonus eggs."

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[SNIFFS]
Yeah.
Chicks like eggs.

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That's why they're
always having 'em.

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Yeah, women.
Forget about it.

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Eggs this,
babies that.

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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bow.

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[COOS]

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Anybody notice
the Godpigeon had gas?

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[***]

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[CRACKING]
[COOS]

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Something's cracking out
under here.

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[QUACKS]

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Are you quacking
at me?

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Are you quacking
at me?

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Mwah.

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Aha!

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[CRACKING, GURGLING]

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[SASHA GASPS]

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Rigatoni!
What's going on?

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Well, you see,

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when your egg rolled
downtown, we--

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Your egg went for
an egg roll.

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What do you mean
by that?

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I said it went for
an egg roll, that's all.

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What? Are you saying
my egg

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went out
for Chinese food?

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Is that what
you're saying?

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No, I'm not
saying that.

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I said it went out
for an egg roll.

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An egg roll.

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Yeah. Th-th-that's
what I'm saying.

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That's it!
I'll give you egg roll.

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Here's your egg
roll!

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Spumante.

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SASHA:
How about a little
dim sum upside the head,

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you moo shu pork brain!

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How many times I gotta
tell you? Don't push me.

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I'm the one that's in charge
here, not you. You get it?

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NARRATOR:
 So Sasha never asked Pesto
 to eggsit again.

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[***]

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MINDY:
Buttons!

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Oh, Buttons.

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[LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY]

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Silly puppy.

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[***]

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[***]

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[BUBBLY GIGGLING]

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MERMAID:
Hi, Mindy. Hi, Buttons.
How are you?

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00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:07,300
Now, Mindy, I'm gonna be
inside admiring my conch shell.

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Be a good girl and
stay out of trouble.

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Okay, mermaid lady.

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Please don't call me
"mermaid lady."

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00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,334
Call me "Mom,"
"Mommy," "Mama."

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00:10:15,334 --> 00:10:18,100
Anything.
But not "mermaid lady."

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00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,934
Okay, mermaid lady.
I love you. Bye-bye.

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Maybe it's a
passive-aggressive thing.

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I don't
know.

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00:10:23,701 --> 00:10:25,067
Now, Buttons,
listen up.

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00:10:25,067 --> 00:10:27,467
I want you to
keep an eye on Mindy

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00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:29,667
and stay out of
the garden.

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00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:31,400
I just planted
the kelp bed,

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and I don't want you
to mess it up.

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[BARKS]

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There's
my conch.

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Pretty jelly.

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[GIGGLES]

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Ooh.

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00:11:06,434 --> 00:11:07,534
[RUNS LIKE CHAINSAW]

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00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,467
[SCREAMS]

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Jelly?

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[GRUNTING]

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00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:37,033
[LAUGHS]
Silly puppy.

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[BURPS]

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[GASPS]

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Boo-tiful.

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00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:03,234
[GASPS]

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00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:07,634
[PUNCHES SMACKING]

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00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,767
Jelly!

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00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,834
Jelly, jelly, jelly!

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00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:22,067
[SCREAMS]

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00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:24,033
Jelly.

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[SIGHS]

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00:12:28,767 --> 00:12:30,000
[SCREAMS]

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00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:41,400
[WHINING]

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00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,501
Want me to help you out of
the net, Mr. Funny Nose?

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00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:45,667
[CLICKS]

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00:12:46,701 --> 00:12:47,701
Okay.

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00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:52,167
What the--?
A mermaid.

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Quick. Trap her.
We'll get on Nightline.

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[WHINING]

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00:13:06,434 --> 00:13:08,300
Ah. Ah.

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00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,667
Ah-choo!

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00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,434
[GROANS]

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00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,467
[GRUNTING]

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00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,734
[GROWLING]

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00:13:27,968 --> 00:13:29,501
Ah! Trash fish.

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00:13:34,601 --> 00:13:36,100
[WAILING]

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00:13:45,634 --> 00:13:47,067
[SNIFFS]

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00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:49,534
Eww! Stinky.

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00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:57,601
[BUTTONS GROANS]

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00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,434
[GROANS]

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00:14:00,434 --> 00:14:01,467
[SCREAMS]

256
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:29,067
Jelly. Jelly.

257
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,634
Peekaboo, I see you.

258
00:14:33,634 --> 00:14:34,634
[GIGGLES]

259
00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:47,634
[GASPS]

260
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:54,667
[GASPS]

261
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,267
[TAPPING]

262
00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:14,501
[GROWLS]
[WHINES]

263
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:25,467
Mindy, you did right by saving
the porpoise from the nets.

264
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,868
That was good.

265
00:15:26,868 --> 00:15:28,534
Beardy-head.

266
00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:30,934
No, Mindy.
I am Neptune,

267
00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:34,534
ocean ruler and protector
of all the sea.

268
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,934
Beardy-head.

269
00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:39,200
Call me "Neptune,"
call me "king"

270
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,601
call me "ocean ruler,"
but don't call me "Beardy-head."

271
00:15:43,601 --> 00:15:46,434
Okay, Beardy-head.
I love you. Bye-bye.

272
00:15:46,434 --> 00:15:47,901
Mwah.

273
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,601
Strange child.

274
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:54,934
Ooh.

275
00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,100
Jelly.

276
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,434
[BUTTONS YELPING]

277
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:13,367
[GROANING]

278
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,267
[SIGHS]

279
00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:19,701
MERMAID:
Buttons!

280
00:16:19,701 --> 00:16:20,868
Bad merdog.

281
00:16:20,868 --> 00:16:22,734
Didn't I say stay
out of the garden?

282
00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:26,100
Look at my kelp bed.
It's ruined.

283
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,400
There'll be no treats
for you tonight.

284
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,868
It's okay, Buttons.
I love you. Bye-bye.

285
00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:35,767
[PHONE RINGING]

286
00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:40,501
 * She's Katie Ka-Boom,
 Katie Ka-Boom *

287
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,567
 * She lives in a house
 With a garden in bloom *

288
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,567
 * Her family knows that
 Anytime soon *

289
00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:48,200
* Their little lady, Katie *

290
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,434
 * Goes ka-boom! *

291
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,267
KATIE:
Guess what Bobby told Gracie
in history class.

292
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,200
[BEEP]
Oh, hold on.
I just got beeped.

293
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200
Katie?

294
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,634
Hello?
Hi, Christa.

295
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,701
I've got Wendy on
call waiting. Hold on.

296
00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:11,234
Wendy, I have Christa
on the other line.

297
00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:13,234
Whoops,
I just got beeped again.

298
00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:15,601
Hello? Hi, Aya,
can you hold on?

299
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,601
Christa, Aya says hi.
[MAKES ENGINE NOISES]

300
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,067
Oh, hold on.
I got beeped again.

301
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:22,234
Hi, Gracie.
Can you hold on a sec?

302
00:17:22,234 --> 00:17:23,868
Aya, Gracie's on hold.

303
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,300
Mom, I'm on the phone.

304
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,834
Katie, sweetheart,

305
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:30,033
your father has to make
an important business call.

306
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:32,834
I'll call you back. Bye.

307
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,501
I'll call you back. Bye.
I'll call you back. Bye.

308
00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:38,501
Thanks. We appreciate
your sacrifice.

309
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:39,601
[HUMS]

310
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,634
All clear, dear.

311
00:17:40,634 --> 00:17:41,667
Oh, thanks, hon.

312
00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:45,501
 [RINGS]

313
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:46,901
Hello, Bill?

314
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,801
Yeah, how about
those Tigers, huh?

315
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,834
Look, sorry it took so long
to get back to you.

316
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,601
I was going over
these figures here and--

317
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:53,601
[BEEP]

318
00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:55,334
Oh, darn this call waiting.

319
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,334
C-can you hold, please?

320
00:17:56,334 --> 00:17:58,067
 [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

321
00:17:58,067 --> 00:18:00,968
Hello? No, Katie can't
come to the phone.

322
00:18:00,968 --> 00:18:02,934
Call back.

323
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,467
Yeah. I'm sorry, Bill.

324
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,300
Now, as I was saying--

325
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,901
Oh, a-- All right, then,
I'll proceed as--

326
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:09,934
As planned.

327
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,367
Thank you, Bill.
Yeah, goodbye.

328
00:18:12,701 --> 00:18:14,334
Who called me,
Daddy?

329
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:16,701
Uh, just a sec, uh,
princess.

330
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,667
Somebody called me.
Who was it?

331
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,400
Uh-- Oh, yeah.
It was a boy.

332
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,534
Uh...didn't get
his name.

333
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,901
A boy? A boy?
Oh, my golly!

334
00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:27,601
Was it Jared or was it
Ralph? Mike or Joel?

335
00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,100
Oh-- I'm sorry, honey.
[GROWLS]

336
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,033
I-- I'm not sure just--
I-I-I don't know.

337
00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:33,767
You don't know?!

338
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,000
My life is ruined!

339
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,567
Oh, dear.
Here we go again.
[GROWLING]

340
00:18:40,601 --> 00:18:42,968
[BLOWS WHISTLE, ALARM SOUNDING]

341
00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:45,667
Sound the alert!
Man the battle stations!

342
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,267
My life is ruined!

343
00:18:50,534 --> 00:18:52,000
[GROWLING]

344
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:02,634
Red alert. Red alert.

345
00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:05,033
Teen girl overreacting
on Oak Tree Lane.

346
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:06,968
Send in reinforcements.

347
00:19:06,968 --> 00:19:10,534
I am not overreacting!

348
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:11,601
[GROWLS]

349
00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:14,267
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]

350
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:17,968
Now-- Now, Katie,
pumpkin.

351
00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:20,767
A-aren't you taking this
just a little too far?

352
00:19:21,934 --> 00:19:24,434
Too far? Rar!

353
00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:26,601
How's this for too far?

354
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,267
 [LINE BEEPING]

355
00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:36,934
Oh. So here's the
new Yellow Pages.

356
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:38,267
Now, now, Katie.

357
00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:40,434
We're your parents, kitten,
and we love you.

358
00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:42,968
Now...please don't be
irrational.

359
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:45,400
I am not irrational!

360
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,501
I am a teenager!

361
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,334
[PHONES RINGING]

362
00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:05,701
[PHONE RINGING]

363
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,467
Hello? Hi, Mike.

364
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:13,200
Oh, yeah. Page 51.

365
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,767
Questions three to 35.

366
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,801
Okay? Bye.

367
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:17,801
It was Mike.

368
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,534
He needed
the homework assignment.

369
00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:20,767
[GIGGLES]

370
00:20:21,901 --> 00:20:23,801
She'll grow out
of it, right?

371
00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:25,267
Let us pray.

372
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:29,601
 * Her family knows that
 Anytime soon *

373
00:20:29,601 --> 00:20:33,534
 *Their little lady, Katie
 Goes...ka-boom *

374
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:40,000
[***]

375
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:04,834
That's it!