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[***]

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One time, Randy Beaman woke up
at night and he saw Dracula.

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But he thought
it wasn't Dracula,

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just some clothes hanging up.

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Then he turned on the light,
and it really was Dracula.

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Okay, bye.

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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Andromeda Strain-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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ANNOUNCER:
 It's time for another
 "Good Idea, Bad Idea."

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 Good idea.

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 Going trick-or-treating
 on Halloween.

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 Bad idea.

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 Going trick-or-treating on...

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 Saint Patrick's Day.

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 The end.

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ALL:
* The crankiest of creatures
In the whole wide world *

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* Our next cartoon features
Slappy the Squirrel *

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Enough with the singin' already.

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* That's Slappy *

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[***]

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[***]

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ALL:
* It's Halloween
And we're on the scene *

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* Gonna fill up on candy
Till we turn green *

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* On Halloween
Who needs protein? *

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* It's Halloween *

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It's Halloween.
We got it.

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No need to bludgeon us with it.
Now, get outta here.

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Skippy and I
got a cartoon to do.

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Ah, I'm too old for this.
Let's go home, Skippy.

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Oh, no, please, Aunt Slappy.
Just one more street.

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Oh, for Pete's sake,

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you already got more chocolate
than Switzerland.

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Puh-retty puh-lease?

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Oh, all right. But don't
do that big-eyed thing.

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It scares me.
Makes you look like an owl.

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Right.

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All right,
let's try...

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that street.

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[***]

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[THUNDER CRASHING]

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But all your old enemies
live on that street.

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They don't wanna give us treats.
They'll wanna annihilate us.

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Sounds like a standard
cartoon plot to me.

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Let's give it a roll.

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All right, boys.

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This is our big chance to
finally clobber Slappy Squirrel.

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Yeah. I still owe her
for what she did to me

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in Pocketful of Squid, 1941.

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Directed by Rory Kipton.

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I never liked Rory.

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Duh, what are we
doing again?

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Listen, Beanie,
you tundra brain,

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when Slappy knocks on your door,
make with the nasty tricks.

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Ooh, this'll be a Halloween
she'll never forget.

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[ALL CACKLING]

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[ALL COUGHING]

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This is gonna be more fun

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than seniors' night
on American Gladiators.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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SLAPPY:
Hello? Anybody home?

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Duh, Slappy Squirrel.
Have I got a trick for her.

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One I thought of myself.

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Duh, pick a hand, Slappy.

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[GUFFAWS]

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You're a smarty every day,
Beanie.

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Yes, I am.

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Trick or treat.

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Duh--

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Well, if it ain't
my old pal Beanie

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the cerebrally
challenged bison.

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Pick a hand.

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Duh, left.

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Pick another hand.

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Duh, right.

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[SLURRING]
Duh...

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Now you pick a hand.

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BOTH:
Left.

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What, no treat?

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Ooh, candy corn.

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Spew.

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Hey, they're better
than the corns on my feet.

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Spew and a half.

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SLAPPY:
Yeah, I'll tell you, Skippy,

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that Beanie has the IQ
of a bologna sandwich.

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Sheesh.

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Beanie sure wet the sidewalk
on that one.

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[CACKLES]

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This is really dynamite squash.

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Slappy will never
figure this out.

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I'm a genius.

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[CACKLES]

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[***]

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Sizzling pumpkins?

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This is truly pathetic.

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Careful, Aunt Slappy,
it's a trap.

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You'll be blown
to smithereens.

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Where you getting
that cheesy dialogue, Skippy?

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From the script.

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Skippy, how many times I gotta
tell you, what are scripts for?

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For lining the bottom
of birdcages.

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That's right.

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Enjoy.

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Now, let's get some treats.

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Walter Wolf will bust his truss

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once he finds out
that I blasted Slappy Squirrel.

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[KNOCKING]

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Beanie wanted me
to give you this.

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Ooh. Candy corn.

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[EXPLOSIONS RUMBLING]

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Some aspirin would be nice.

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You remind me of a bad accident
at Benihana's. Ha, ha.

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Look, Skippy, it's the opening
credits to Scooby-Doo.

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Ah, just kiddin'.

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It's the last house
on the block.

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That's Walter Wolf's house.
He's your bitterest enemy.

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Walter's only bitter
on the outside.

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Inside, he's got creamy nougat.

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Hey, Walter,
trick-or-treat there?

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I love a pointless eyeball gag,
don't you?

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Surprise!
Happy Halloween.

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Look, Skippy,
Walter's throwin' us a party.

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Yeah, I'm so sure.

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Nice spread you got here,
Walter. Is this all for us?

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Oh, of course. For you,
my best pal, Slappy Squirrel.

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You know,
I'm gonna run to the kitchen

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for some special
walnut candies.

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Feel free to wander around
and touch things while I'm gone.

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Charming decorations.
Walter went all out.

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[BUZZING]

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At my age, this stuff would make
a pretty good laxative.

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[LAUGHS]

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That should do it.

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Slappy Squirrel's gonna get
such a kick from these.

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[LAUGHS]

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My dear guests,

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help yourselves
to some walnut candies.

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I'd eat 'em, but I can't.
I hear they're mucus-forming.

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Ooh, you poor dear. Maybe you
should have a sit down.

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Right this way.

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Here,
sit and be comfy.

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After you.

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Eh, I insist,
after you.

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Very well,
you go first.

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[SIGHS]

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[SCREAMS]

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Well, who knew?

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Walter Wolf
has a split personality.

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[LAUGHS]

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Got it all?

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Yep.

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Thanks, Walter.

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I'd be careful where I was
sewin' if I were you.

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You meshugunah squirrel.
I haven't finished with you.

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SLAPPY:
Oh, no?

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That's what
you think.

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Whoa... Oh...

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Ah! Ooh! Oof!

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[EXPLOSIONS
RUMBLING]

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Congratulations,
Aunt Slappy,

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for completing
your most explosive,

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and yet entirely pointless
cartoon of the season.

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Now, that's family
entertainment.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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[***]

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Okay. So see, one time, Randy
Beaman's mom's best friend,

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whose name is Linda, wanted
to get a tan more than anything.

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So she went to a tanning salon,
and she stayed in too long,

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and she boiled her guts.

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Okay, bye.

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[***]

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[***]

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[CAWING]

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[CAWS]

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[SPLAT]

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[CAWS WEAKLY]

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* Good day, Sykes
Let's go hunt for witches *

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* Dig them out
Of their secret niches *

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* They could be cats or people *

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* Which is up to me to say *

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Good day.

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Good day.

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Good day!
Oof!

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* The judge is happy
When he hunts for a witch *

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* He couldn't find one
In a ditch *

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* But if he thinks
That you're a witch *

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* He'll burn you up
With pitch *

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ALL:
* A dangerous jerk, the judge *

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Good morning, witch.

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Uh, me?

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No, you old wombat,
the shopkeeper.

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[WHISTLING]

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But, judge, you know me.
I'm no witch.

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I know you're holding
a broomstick,

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and only witches
have broomsticks.

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Lobo, Taylor,
arrest him.

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ALL:
* So long, shopkeeper
Taking him was all wrong *

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* We'll be accused
Before too long *

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WOMAN:
* Before the judge
Is done with that *

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MAN:
* He'll arrest
Our kitty cats *

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* Cats are spirits
Of the Evil One *

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ALL:
* Salem's really
Not much fun *

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* We got troubles
By the ton *

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* From *

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* The judge *

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[***]

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Those were nice pilgrims we
lived with. D-d-definitely nice.

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Yeah, well,
we'd still be there

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if you hadn't chased away
their turkeys.

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00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:10,634
I forgot, definitely forgot
why I did that.

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Come back here,
you evil feline.

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First item on the agenda
is to find some food.

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That's a good idea.

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You check the side streets,
I'll try the main drag.

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Side streets. Got it.

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[SNIFFING]

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* Who can hunt like a cat?
Not a dog or a bat *

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00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:33,968
* Who can stalk a big bird
Or a rat like a cat? *

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00:12:33,968 --> 00:12:37,133
* Oh, what creature is there
Half as cunning? *

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* Slick as a greased-up snake *

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* Go and watch
Any wolf or coyote *

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* They couldn't find fish
Knee-deep in a lake *

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* Who hunts cats like the judge?
Witch's spawn like the judge? *

255
00:12:51,534 --> 00:12:54,634
* Those tools of the devil
Kitty cats, like the judge? *

256
00:12:54,634 --> 00:12:56,100
* Who hunts
Like a cat? *

257
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,467
* I hunt down
All cats *

258
00:12:57,467 --> 00:12:59,067
* We're keen
So that's that *

259
00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:00,567
* I hate them like rats *

260
00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,033
* There's nothing quite like *

261
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:03,033
BOTH:
* A cat *

262
00:13:04,968 --> 00:13:07,000
Sorry, I gotta
eat and run.

263
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Hey.

264
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:12,367
Gotcha, you filthy witch.
[MEOWS]

265
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:15,467
Uh, oh. Rita's in trouble,
definitely in trouble.

266
00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:18,767
[BARKING]

267
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:21,834
Attend to that cur,
would you please, Sykes?

268
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,467
[CAWING]

269
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,300
[GROANS]

270
00:13:32,868 --> 00:13:34,501
Splendid marksmanship.

271
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:36,834
I guess we might say "doggone."

272
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:38,167
[LAUGHING]

273
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,501
How's it going, Wilbur?

274
00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:47,234
The name's Runt,
definitely Runt.

275
00:13:47,234 --> 00:13:49,901
So where's everyone going?
Must be a party.

276
00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:52,067
I'll bet there's a party,
definitely a party.

277
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:54,434
You don't get around much,
do you, Wilbur?

278
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,033
The humans
are going to dunk

279
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,834
your little friend
into the river.

280
00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:01,501
Oh, boy, why would they do that?
Beats me.

281
00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:04,067
If they aren't dunking horses,
I don't care.

282
00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:05,334
[GRUNTING]

283
00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:06,534
Gotta help Rita.

284
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,601
Look out now, Wilbur.

285
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:14,434
Thanks, horse.
Good horse.

286
00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:16,100
Gotta save Rita.

287
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:20,067
Anyone asks how you got free,
tell them a cow did it.

288
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:24,200
JUDGE:
Your attention, please.
Your attention, please.

289
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,367
Ahem. Thank you.

290
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:28,167
Through scientific investigation
and reasoning,

291
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,601
we will determine
if this cat is a witch.

292
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:33,934
"It will be dunked underwater
for a real long time.

293
00:14:33,934 --> 00:14:35,968
"If the cat survives
the dunking,

294
00:14:35,968 --> 00:14:39,133
then it is a witch, and we will
have to burn it at the stake."

295
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:41,434
Nothing personal,
it's just what we do here.

296
00:14:41,434 --> 00:14:44,067
"If the cat drowns,
then it wasn't really a witch,

297
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:47,200
and a sincere letter of apology
will be written at once."

298
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,534
Let's proceed, shall we?

299
00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:51,100
[GASPS]

300
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,100
I sense this isn't a flea dip.

301
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,667
[***]

302
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:05,834
Oh, boy.
Rita really hates water.

303
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,534
See to that mutt,
would you, Mr. Sykes?

304
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:13,534
[CAWING]

305
00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:18,934
[BOTH GRUNTING]

306
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:29,234
That gave me a really warm
feeling. Hey.

307
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:31,701
[BOTH GRUNTING]

308
00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:39,801
Yeow!

309
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:54,133
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

310
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,834
[SNARLING]

311
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,968
Thanks, Runt.

312
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:02,968
You're welcome.

313
00:16:02,968 --> 00:16:04,667
What'd I do?

314
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,067
Get me out of here.
I'm chilly.

315
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,334
Hm, only a witch could survive
in the water like that.

316
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,667
A witch.
Yes, a witch.

317
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:25,868
We'll have to spank him soundly.
It's in the town charter.

318
00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:27,934
But I'm not a witch.

319
00:16:27,934 --> 00:16:31,501
You're making a terrible
mistake. One that I'll regret.

320
00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:36,367
* So long Salem, Mass *

321
00:16:37,868 --> 00:16:41,968
* Time to say bye-bye *

322
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:45,901
* I almost got drowned
Chased right out of town *

323
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:48,901
* Boy, did my fur fly *

324
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,534
* Boston, here we come *

325
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:56,200
* Home of beans and tea *

326
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,834
* Maybe they need pets *

327
00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,901
* Don't take any bets *

328
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:02,267
* Still, there's you and me *

329
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,100
That sure was pretty, Rita.

330
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,133
I hope we don't get sued.

331
00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:12,367
[***]

332
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:20,000
Okay, this is scary.

333
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,601
See, one time,
Randy Beaman was asleep,

334
00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:25,667
and he heard a scratch, scratch,
scratch on the window,

335
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,767
and he woke up
and nothing was there.

336
00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:29,067
So the next night,

337
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:31,734
he heard a scratch, scratch,
scratch on the floor,

338
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:34,133
and he woke up,
and there was nothing there.

339
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:35,367
And so the next night,

340
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:38,367
he heard scratch, scratch,
scratch on his bed,

341
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:40,701
and he woke up,
and you know what it was?

342
00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:43,501
His mom's Lee Press-On Nails
had come alive,

343
00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:45,634
and they were after
Randy Beaman.

344
00:17:45,634 --> 00:17:47,434
[SCREAMS]

345
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,067
Okay, bye.

346
00:17:53,868 --> 00:17:56,167
[***]

347
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:02,434
[***]

348
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:04,601
[THUNDER CRASHING]

349
00:18:06,434 --> 00:18:10,367
ANNOUNCER:
 And now, Dot Warner, Slappy
 Squirrel and Hello Nurse

350
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,167
 in the famous witches scene

351
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:14,300
 from William Shakespeare's
Macbeth.

352
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,701
 Interpreted by Yakko
 for those viewers

353
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:19,400
 who, like Dot,
 Slappy and Hello Nurse,

354
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,734
 have no idea
 what they're saying.

355
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,467
WITCHES:
Double, double toil and trouble;

356
00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:29,334
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

357
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:32,367
Loosely translated,
that means "abracadabra."

358
00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:36,267
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;

359
00:18:36,267 --> 00:18:38,868
Let's cook a snake.
Start with my agent.

360
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:43,367
Eye of newt
And toe of frog,

361
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:46,868
Wool of bat
And tongue of dog.

362
00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:48,367
Sounds like camp food to me.

363
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:50,834
For a charm of powerful trouble,

364
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:53,234
Like a hell-broth
Boil and bubble.

365
00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:54,234
[YAWNS]

366
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,968
Stir until bored.
Serves 12.

367
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,534
Unless you're Rush Limbaugh,
then it's an appetizer.

368
00:18:58,534 --> 00:19:01,400
Double, double toil and trouble;

369
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,267
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

370
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,934
Bibbidy bobbidy boo.
Here's another fun recipe:

371
00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,467
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,

372
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,400
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf.

373
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,534
Those are the ingredients
of a hot dog.

374
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:19,367
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark...

375
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,634
Root of hemlock--

376
00:19:21,634 --> 00:19:23,501
Go, hemlock.

377
00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:25,133
--digg'd i' the dark.

378
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:29,901
* Digged in the dark is a gas
Baby, can you dig it? *

379
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:32,734
Double, double toil and trouble;

380
00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:35,701
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

381
00:19:35,701 --> 00:19:38,133
Hocus-pocus,
when do we eat?

382
00:19:42,234 --> 00:19:43,968
Hey, what did we
come up with? Hash?

383
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:45,868
Corn dogs?
Fondue?

384
00:19:46,868 --> 00:19:48,300
[ALL GASP]

385
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,868
By the pricking of my thumbs,

386
00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:53,100
Something scary this way comes.

387
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,501
[SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING]

388
00:19:56,501 --> 00:19:58,234
* Oh, lady *

389
00:19:58,234 --> 00:20:00,934
* I know a lady
With high-heeled shoes *

390
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,734
* And socks of pantyhose
Oh, pretty lady *

391
00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:05,000
Oh!

392
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,167
[CLANG]

393
00:20:17,701 --> 00:20:18,801
Uh...

394
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,434
Let's send out for pizza.

395
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:27,100
[***]

396
00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:55,300
[ALL SCREAM]

397
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,601
ALL:
There's a horrible bug
on your shoulder.

398
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,100
[ALL SCREAM]

399
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,868
Just kidding.

400
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,667
[ALL LAUGH]