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ANNOUNCER:
 And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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"Jack Sprat."

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Jack Sprat
Could eat no fat

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So he became macrobiotic
And a giant pain in the neck

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Thank you.

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[FINGERS SNAPPING]

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ANNOUNCER:
 This has been another visit
 to Dot's Poetry Corner.

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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Dana Delany *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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[***]

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ANNOUNCER:
Baloney and Kids is brought
 to you by this station

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 and other stations
 that lack clever programming.

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["YANKEE DOODLE" INSTRUMENTAL
PLAYING]

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KIDS:
* Baloney is our
Friendly friend *

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* That we made up ourselves *

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* He likes to play
And sing all day *

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* That we made up ourselves *

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[***]

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Boy, there's nothing better
to do after school

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than stay at school and play.

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I love school
so much,

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I wish
I could marry it.

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Hey, we can pretend.

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[***]

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Did someone say "pretend"?

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[LAUGHS]

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BOTH:
Baloney!

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We brought some new friends
to play.

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Oh, goody, goody.

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[LAUGHS]

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Come on in.
It's Yakko, Wakko and Dot.

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[LAUGHS]

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I'm so glad you're here.

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There's nothing like
new friendly friends

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to make me feel all warm
and yum-yum-doodle-dum inside.

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[LAUGHS]

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[HUMMING]

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[LAUGHS]

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All set for
some gosh and golly-icious fun

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and game-a-loos?

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[LAUGHS]

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Are ya?

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Uh...I don't think so.
Gotta run.

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We'll just catch a cab.
Thanks.

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Neato-complete-o-yippee.

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Let's all get a pretend cab.

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[LAUGHS]

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Vroom, va-room!

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Gee, I'd like to, Baloney,

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but I've gotta do my homework

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before I help my mom
make dinner.

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And I've gotta iron
my bed.

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BOTH:
Yay!

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[WHIMPERING]
Wait! Take us!

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Bye-bye, kids.

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Have funny-fun-yum-yum
fun-fun-yum-fun.

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Looks like
it's just us.

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[LAUGHS]

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Imagine
our delight.

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Imagine?
Why, I'd love to imagine.

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But I need a little help

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from the Prince
and Princesses of Props.

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[***]

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BOTH:
Hello,
Princesses of Props nurses.

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Now, wanna sing
the "Imagine Song"?

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Uh, not really.

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Is that cute girl coming back?
Cute girl?

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Goshums, Yakko, I don't know
what you're talking about.

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There's a shocker.

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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

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* I is for "imagine"
M is for "me" *

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* A is for the letter A
G is for "gee" *

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* I is for "imagine"
N is for "nice" *

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* E is for "egad"
I said "imagine" twice *

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[LAUGHS]

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Great song.

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Thanks. Let's hug.

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Ah-ah-ah. Why don't you just go
ahead and imagine that too, huh?

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Okay.

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[LAUGHS]

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I love me.
Yum-yum-doodle-dum.

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[LAUGHS]

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Yeah. Well, it's been
fun, friend,

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but we've gotta get back
to planet reality now.

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Great idea.

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Let's play Astronauts
in Outer Space.

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[LAUGHS]

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Hello, Mission Control.

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[LAUGHS]

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Hello, Baloney.

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[LAUGHS]

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Our sensors show
that you're out of oxygen.

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Goodbye.

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You'll be remembered as a hero.

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[GAGGING]

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Maybe we should stop pretending.

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Could be tough.

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We have
very strong imaginations.

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You're silly.

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[LAUGHS]

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Boy, that's the pot
calling the kettle black.

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I know. Let's make masks
and guess who we are.

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[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

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* I hold up a mask *

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* Lingy-lingy-loo *

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* You guess who I am *

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* Lingy-lingy-loo *

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[LAUGHS]

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Are we being punished?

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BOTH:
Yes.

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Guess who.

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[LAUGHS]

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Is it...
Abraham Lincoln?

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[LAUGHS]

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No.

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Hmmm.

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Could it be Nancy Kerrigan?

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[LAUGHS]

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No.

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Is it a...

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big, fat
polyester dinosaur

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who's the color of an
International House of Pancakes

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with a paper plate
over his face?

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No!

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It's me, Baloney!

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ALL:
You're kidding.

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Now, why don't you make masks,
and I'll guess who you are?

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[LAUGHS]

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Um, because we'd
rather have lunch

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with
the Princesses of Props?

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[***]

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Hmmm.

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Gee, I don't know who you are.

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I'm Vladimir Horowitz.

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I'm Gertrude Stein.

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And I'm Gustav Anvil,
the inventor of the anvil.

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[LAUGHS]

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Oh, those were
good masks.

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Hey!
Wakko gave me another idea.

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Let's sing "The Anvil Song."

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Gee, goshums, Yakko.
I don't know that one.

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Don't worry,
you'll catch on real quick.

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Yakko, is our use
of falling anvils

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going to be
a bit excessive?

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Yep.

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Okay.

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ALL:
"The Anvil Song."

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[FUN MUSIC PLAYING]

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* An anvil's
Black and shiny *

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* It's very
Heavy too *

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* So watch out
My chubby friend *

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WARNERS:
* Or one will fall on you *

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On me?

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[LAUGHS]

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Ah!

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That wasn't pretty.

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But it had
to be done.

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[LAUGHS WEAKLY]

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[***]

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Great song.

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[LAUGHS]

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Neato-complete-o-yippee.

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It's unstoppable.

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Call in
the National Guard.

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Or Tonya Harding's
bodyguard.

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Let's sing it again.
I lovey-dovey loved it.

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ALL:
Okay.

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[FUN MUSIC PLAYING]

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* It's made
Of solid iron *

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* It weighs
A ton or two *

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* We know you'd like
To meet it *

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WARNERS:
* It wants to meet you too *

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[LAUGHS]

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Ah!

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Yay!

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[LAUGHS]

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Let's do it again.

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Now it's getting scary.

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[RINGS]

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Yum-yum-doodle-dum-cuckoo.

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Oh, darn.
My friendly friend tells me

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that it's time
for us to go.

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ALL:
Ohhh.

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I know, I know.

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But we still get to sing
"The Goodbye Song."

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[LAUGHS]

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[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]

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ALL:
* We love you *

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* I love we *

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WARNERS:
* He's as dumb as dumb can be *

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Yep. Uh-huh.

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ALL:
* But we found a way
That we can get along *

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* I stand still *

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ALL:
* For "The Anvil Song" *

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[LAUGHS]

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[LAUGHS]

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Who's dropping those anvils,
anyway?

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Take us with you!

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Don't leave us, please!

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Free us
from the lumpy thing!

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ALL:
Take us with you!

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Neato-complete-o-yippee.

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Mmm-mwah!

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[***]

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[LAUGHS]

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[***]

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MINDY:
Buttons.

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Oh, Buttons.

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[SMASH]

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[GIGGLES]

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Silly puppy.

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[***]

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ANNOUNCER:
 Faster than
 a speeding greyhound.

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[YELPS]

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 More powerful
 than a Doberman pinscher.

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[BOTH GROWLING]

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[WHIMPERS]

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[ALL GROWLING]

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[WHIMPERS]

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[SNARLING & BARKING]

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Look. Up in the sky.

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It's a bird.

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It's a plane.

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No, it's Super Buttons.

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And I hear
he's not housebroken.

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[ALL SCREAM]

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ANNOUNCER:
 Yes, Super Buttons,
 strange family pet

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 with powers and abilities
 far beyond mortal mutt.

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 Yes, Super Buttons, who can
 retrieve a Frisbee really fast

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 who can bend cold steel
 with his bare head.

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 And who, disguised as Buttons,

266
00:10:26,601 --> 00:10:28,400
 mild-mannered pet
 of Super Mindy,

267
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,901
 fights a never-ending battle

268
00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:32,634
 to keep Mindy
 out of harm's way.

269
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,400
[ZING]

270
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,033
[YELPS]

271
00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:38,267
[LAUGHS]

272
00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:40,267
Silly puppy.

273
00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:42,467
ANNOUNCER:
 Super Buttons!

274
00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:46,901
[***]

275
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,200
[GIGGLING]

276
00:10:53,434 --> 00:10:55,634
Mindy, you be
good out here.

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00:10:55,634 --> 00:10:57,267
Your father and I
need a rest

278
00:10:57,267 --> 00:11:00,734
after defending truth, justice
and the American way.

279
00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:03,067
Okay, super lady.

280
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,534
Please don't
call me that.

281
00:11:04,534 --> 00:11:06,767
Call me Mommy,
Mom or Mother,

282
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,567
but not "super lady."

283
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:11,567
Okay, super lady,
I love you. Bye-bye.

284
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,567
Maybe she got
into some kryptonite.

285
00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,934
Now, Buttons,
keep an eye on Mindy

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00:11:15,934 --> 00:11:17,701
and see that she
stays out of trouble.

287
00:11:19,734 --> 00:11:21,434
[BARKS]

288
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:24,634
[YAWNS]

289
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,434
[CHIRPING]

290
00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:34,567
Birdie pretty.

291
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:37,300
Oof!

292
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:40,100
[CHIRPING]

293
00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:47,067
[GRUNTING]

294
00:12:02,968 --> 00:12:04,868
[***]

295
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,834
[SCREAMS]

296
00:12:27,434 --> 00:12:28,934
Birdie.
[GASPS]

297
00:12:28,934 --> 00:12:30,467
Birdie.

298
00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:38,133
Birdie.
[HORNS HONKING]

299
00:12:41,868 --> 00:12:44,100
Peekaboo, birdie.

300
00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:50,534
[WHIMPERS]

301
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,667
[GROWLS]

302
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:18,534
What you doing,
Mr. Man?

303
00:13:18,534 --> 00:13:21,100
What's it look like?
We're robbin' the bank.

304
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,334
Why?

305
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:23,834
'Cause we're bank robbers.

306
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:24,868
Why?

307
00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:26,868
'Cause that's
what bad guys do.

308
00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:28,300
Why?

309
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:31,501
'Cause maybe our mothers
didn't hug us when we was kids.

310
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,801
[CHIRPING]

311
00:13:34,801 --> 00:13:36,834
Okay, I love you.
Bye-bye.

312
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:42,267
Yikes. It's Super Buttons.
Let's scram.

313
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,701
[YELPS]

314
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,067
[PANTING]

315
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:51,067
[FUSES HISSING]

316
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:53,534
[SCREAMS]

317
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:17,200
We've been after
these hooligans for months.

318
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,300
Why, thank you,
Super Mindy.

319
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,634
[CHIRPING]

320
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,667
Okay, I love you.
Bye-bye.

321
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,434
Fine girl.

322
00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:35,000
As your, uh, mayor,

323
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,100
let me assure you
that I have never seen

324
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:40,067
any carnivorous spider people
living atop City Hall.

325
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:44,467
I'd say it's time the mayor
got some new glasses.

326
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,100
[CACKLING]

327
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:49,968
I'll give 10 bucks to anyone
that sees a spider person.

328
00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:52,167
Heck, I'll make it, uh, 50.

329
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,601
Uh, 50 bucks to anyone
that sees a, uh, spider person.

330
00:14:54,601 --> 00:14:55,601
[GASPS]

331
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:57,100
Bets are off.

332
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:59,400
[GRUNTING]

333
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,501
[GRUNTING]

334
00:15:05,968 --> 00:15:08,067
[YELPS]

335
00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:12,400
[WHISTLES]

336
00:15:14,634 --> 00:15:15,634
[REGISTER DINGS]

337
00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:24,667
[GASPS]

338
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,334
[COUGHING]

339
00:15:28,968 --> 00:15:30,133
[WHISTLES]

340
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,634
[REGISTER DINGS]

341
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:42,334
[YELPS]

342
00:15:46,234 --> 00:15:47,501
MINDY:
Birdie.

343
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,033
Birdie.

344
00:15:56,534 --> 00:15:58,200
[GRUNTS]

345
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,434
WOMAN:
Buttons, you bad dog.

346
00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:03,100
We told you
to keep an eye on Mindy,

347
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,634
and you went out
of the yard.

348
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:06,367
Shame on you.
Shame on you.

349
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:09,434
And there'll be
no treats for you.

350
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,467
Buttons.

351
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:13,667
[SMOOCHES]

352
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,801
[SIGHS]

353
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:17,767
[***]

354
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:19,234
[CHIRPING]

355
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:21,367
Okay, I love you.
Bye-bye.

356
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:30,601
[PHONE RINGING]

357
00:16:30,601 --> 00:16:33,934
 * She's Katie Ka-Boom
 Katie Ka-Boom *

358
00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:36,968
 * She lives in a house
 With a garden in bloom *

359
00:16:36,968 --> 00:16:39,868
 * Her family knows
 That anytime soon *

360
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,367
 * Their little lady Katie *

361
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,033
 * Goes ka-Boom *

362
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:48,200
[***]

363
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,667
[***]

364
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:07,300
Well, now that you have
a learner's permit, princess,

365
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,267
how'd you like to drive
the rest of the way home?

366
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:11,701
Yes!
I can't believe it.

367
00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:14,267
Our little Katie's
first driving lesson.

368
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,567
Me driving.
This is so cool.

369
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:24,167
First thing's first.

370
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,567
Now, you-- You always
fasten your seat belt.

371
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,367
I know that, Daddy.
I took Driver's Ed.

372
00:17:29,367 --> 00:17:32,234
Yeah. Next, adjust
your mirrors, honey,

373
00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:34,734
'cause, you know, you have
to see what's behind you.

374
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,901
I know that, Daddy.

375
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:39,934
Yeah.
Now, take a...deep breath,

376
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,734
there you go,
and start up the car.

377
00:17:41,734 --> 00:17:43,934
I know what I'm doing.

378
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,300
Listen to your father, Katie.
He's got years of experience.

379
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:53,300
[DISTORTED]
I know how to drive, Mom.

380
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,067
[GULPS]

381
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:57,434
I know how to drive.

382
00:17:57,434 --> 00:18:01,434
I know how to drive!

383
00:18:05,534 --> 00:18:07,167
[TIRES SCREECHING]

384
00:18:09,701 --> 00:18:14,300
Katie, please try to keep
a cool head.

385
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,467
My head is cool.

386
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,601
[ROARS]

387
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:27,267
Katie, you're overreacting.
We're only trying to help.

388
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:30,000
I am not overreacting.

389
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,167
I'm a teenager.

390
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,968
[TIRES SCREECHING]

391
00:18:35,968 --> 00:18:37,968
[***]

392
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:43,133
K-Katie, sweetie,

393
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,000
look out for
the fire hydrant!

394
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:49,868
Keep your eyes on the road

395
00:18:49,868 --> 00:18:52,033
and your hands on the wheel,
darling.

396
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:55,467
Maybe you wanna drive?

397
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,767
[GROWLS]

398
00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:00,300
Attention. Attention.

399
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,400
Student driver on Oak Tree Lane.

400
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,200
Clear the area.
[SCREAMS]

401
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,467
I repeat,
clear the area.

402
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,534
[GASPS]

403
00:19:06,534 --> 00:19:08,100
[ALL GASP, SCREAM]

404
00:19:08,901 --> 00:19:10,467
[WHIMPERS]

405
00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:27,467
Mayday. Mayday.

406
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,067
Man the airbags.
We're going in.

407
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:33,367
Stop it!
You're making me nervous.

408
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,667
[ALL SMOOCHING]

409
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,334
Thanks for the driving lesson,
Daddy.

410
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:45,367
[YELPS]

411
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,234
Oh. Yeah,
a-anytime, princess.

412
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:54,367
Teenagers should be locked away
until they're 30.

413
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:57,434
 * Her family knows
 That anytime soon *

414
00:19:57,434 --> 00:20:01,934
 * Their little lady Katie
 Goes ka-Boom *

415
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,434
[***]

416
00:20:08,434 --> 00:20:11,100
ANNOUNCER:
 And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.

417
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,767
[COUGHS]

418
00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:14,801
"Thirty Days."

419
00:20:14,801 --> 00:20:18,901
Thirty days hath September
April, June, and November

420
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,834
All the rest have 31

421
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:24,267
Except for my Uncle Spit
Who was given 30-to-life

422
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,267
Thank you.

423
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,067
[FINGERS SNAPPING]

424
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:30,667
ANNOUNCER:
 This has been another visit
 to Dot's Poetry Corner.

425
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:35,267
[***]

426
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:05,267
Okay, I love you. Bye-bye.