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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *
 While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Chicken chow mein-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF:
And now, kids,

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I would like to sing an oldie
but goody with my own lyrics.

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* Tell me all about
Your feelings *

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* It's how I earn my pay *

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* I will analyze your problems *

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* And help them go away
Everybody now *

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Is that
Dr. Scratchansniff?

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Either that or someone's
got a weasel in a headlock.

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* Feelings *

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ALL:
Scratchansniff.

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Let's check it out.

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Hold it.

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Oh. Whoops.

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Thank you.

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"Karaoke for kids."

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Karaoke?

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Sounds like a dessert.

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Or a vaccine.

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DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF:
* Feelings *

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Or an illness.

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[SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE]

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Ah, thank you, kiddies.
You're too kind.

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Thank you.

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[SNORING]

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What's that thing?

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Kar-oh...okay.

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Oh, that explains it.

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Uh, you choose a song,
I play the music,

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and then you sing for the kids.

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Like, you know:
* La-la-la-la-la *

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We wanna sing too.

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See if they have
"Disco Duck."

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Then I sign you up
and you wait your turn.

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A more hideous phrase
has never been spoken.

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BOTH:
Hear, hear.

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Well, tough toenails.

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Willie Slakmer is next.

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Uh, Willie Slakmer, you're up.

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The parfait, please.

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Too kind. Thank you.

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Yes, thank you.

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Thank you, my little friends.
My small friends.

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Maestro, if you please.

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[TINNY DISCO BEAT PLAYING]

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* Baa baa black sheep *

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* Have you any wool? *

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* Yes, sir, ooh, yes, sir *

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* Three bags full *

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I think there's something
missing.

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Like talent?

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* Three bags, three bags
Three bags full *

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[BLOWS]

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[SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE]
Thank you, my little friends.

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My small friends.

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Our turn.

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My--
Okay,

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let's hear it for Mr. Slakmer.

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Ye-hey, yahoo, what a guy, wow.

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And now, for your listening
pleasure,

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a little song we call--

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Stop. It's still my turn,
my little friends.

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My small friends.

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But we're next
on the list.

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Not quite.

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Looks like an election ballot
from Chile.

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He's right, you little kids.
You small kids.

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Oh, don't you start that too.

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And now, an interpretation
of another favorite.

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Maestro?

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* John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt *

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* His name is-- *
* My name too *

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Odd.

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We're gonna lose our audience.

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I'm gonna lose my lunch.
Hiccup!

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He needs help.

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* Whenever we go out
The people always shout *

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* There goes John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt *

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* La-la-la-la-la-la-la *

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And now for some singing.

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What is going on?

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We are,
as soon as you get off.

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But I'm entertaining
my little friends. My--

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ALL:
Small friends. Yeah, we know.

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I'm trying to fill their lives
with joy.

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[IMITATING SLAKMER]
Then you should stop singing
right now.

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Maestro, next number.

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* Jimmy crack corn
And I don't care *

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That makes two of us.

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Return that.

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Oof!

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Ho-ho! Oh, I got one.

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And he's a fighter.

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Must be 300 pounds.

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Smile!

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And now, friends,

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the Warner trio
is pleased to sing--

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Cease!

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I'm not angry.
[SOUNDLESSLY MIMICKING]

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I am calm and cool.

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But you must--

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[WHISTLES]

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You must accept the fact that--

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That it's my turn to-- Stop it!

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Your turn to stop it?

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ALL:
Yay!

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We were getting tired
of stopping it all by ourselves.

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That's not what I said.

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Oh, now, now, now.
No fibbing.

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Wakko?

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SLAKMER [ON TAPE]:
 It's my turn to-- Stop it!

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I'm not leaving the stage
until I sing all my songs.

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Well, I guess he'll just
have to sing all his songs.

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Maestro, if you please.

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Hey, it's the Goodyear Doughnut.

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Where?

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Chocolate!

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* Oh, my darlin'
Oh, my darlin' *

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* Oh, my darlin' Clementine *

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* You are lost
And gone forever *

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[INCREASING TEMPO]
* Oh, my darlin' Clementine *

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* Old Macdonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O *

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[ALL GIGGLING]

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Only two more songs.

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* London bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down *

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* London bridge is falling down
My fair lady *

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[ALL CACKLING]

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[HISSING]

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She can't take any more,
captain.

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* Round the bush
The monkey chased the weasel *

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* The monkey thought
'Twas all in fun... Pop-- *

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Goes the weasel.

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What do you think?

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It's still workin'.

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Let's go, sibs.

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Hey, yous.

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There's no Goodyear Doughnut.

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Good for you, Ralph,
but we're on.

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Oh, no, you're not.

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There's still one more person
before you.

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Who?

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Lenny Neeboy, you're up.

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Maestro?

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* This old man *

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* He played one *

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* He played knick-knack
On my thumb *

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* With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give your dog a bone *

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* This old man
Came rolling home *

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Oh, I get it. It's a whole
 Star Trek gag thing.

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Ah-ha-ha.

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ALL:
Iris out already, please?

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PINKY:
Gee, Brain,

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what do you wanna do tonight?

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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world.

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ALL:
* They're Pinky and the Brain *

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* Yes, Pinky and the Brain *

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* One is a genius
The other's insane *

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* They're laboratory mice *

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* Their genes
Have been spliced *

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* They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain *

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* Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *

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NARRATOR:
 As the Caped Opossum's

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 awesome vehicle,
 the Power Possum,

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 roars from our hero's
 latest crime-busting triumph,

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 the Caped Opossum
 puts pedal to the metal

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 and sweeps back
 to his top-secret Possum Lair.

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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Chalk up another Caped Opossum

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law enforcement victory,
Alphonse.

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Exceptional, sir. Remote?

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Thanks.

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Let's see if I made
the 11:00 news.

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Narf, what spectacular adventure
awaits the Caped Opossum,

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in his next glorious issue?

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Grow up, Pinky.

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This Caped Opossum is
a self-obsessed nocturnal loon

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with a dreadful fashion sense.

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Oh, that's not true, Brain.

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He's a crime-fighting genius.
Narf!

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REPORTER [ON TV]:
 Tonight, the Caped Opossum's

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 calling card was found again

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 making a near-perfect record
 for the masked marsupial,

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 having captured
 every major criminal

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 except for archfiend
 Johnny Badnote.

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[GASPS]

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That cursed Johnny Badnote.

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He's the only thing that stands
between me

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and true superhero fame.

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[CRIES]

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At this rate, there'll never
be a movie about me.

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There, there, sir.

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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

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Well, I think so, Brain,

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but I can't memorize
a whole opera in Yiddish.

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Pinky, you are a threat
to tolerance.

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I shall become a costumed,
crime-fighting hero

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and thwart Johnny Badnote,
overshadowing the Caped Opossum.

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[TUMBLER CLICKS]

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Then I will use the superhero's
fame and forum

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to rule the world.

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Egad, Brain! Brilliant!

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Oh, wait, no.

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A real hero
needs more than a costume.

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You mean a novel type
of jet propulsion?

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No, your own comic book.

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Ta-da!

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The Pink Wonder is ready
for action.

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Brain?

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Call me by my new
heroic identity:

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the Cranial Crusader.

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Narf!

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When I apprehend
archfiend Johnny Badnote,

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I shall leave this,
my heroic calling card.

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The Cranial Crusader
has arrived.

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To the driver's seat,
Pink Wonder.

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PINKY:
Zounds, you're a good driver,
Brain.

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BRAIN:
I've watched a lot
of Dukes of Hazzard.

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The Cranial Crusader
blasted off into the night.

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Va-room!

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Be quiet, Pink Wonder.

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PINKY:
I'm just working on your comic,
Brain.

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00:11:27,234 --> 00:11:29,000
BRAIN:
Shh! Johnny Badnote's hideout

261
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,167
is among those warehouses.

262
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,934
We must get closer.

263
00:11:31,934 --> 00:11:33,701
Too bad we can't use
the Power Possum's

264
00:11:33,701 --> 00:11:36,267
prehensile tail hook
to lower ourselves down.

265
00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:39,167
Why, w-who says we can't?

266
00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:40,834
Where's the button
for that thing?

267
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:41,934
[BEEPS]

268
00:11:56,434 --> 00:11:58,167
[BOTH SCREAM]

269
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,000
Fire reverse thrusters.

270
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:05,000
BRAIN:
I said, reverse thrusters.

271
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,534
BRAIN:
A little help?

272
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,601
Yoo-hoo, Pink Wonder?

273
00:12:22,634 --> 00:12:24,067
Did you know this phone book

274
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:28,601
has three separate listings
for nitro-burning funny cars?

275
00:12:28,601 --> 00:12:30,667
Now, the question is,

276
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,267
which gadget shall I use

277
00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:35,033
to ferret out
that criminal's vile lair?

278
00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:38,100
How about the legendary
Power Sniffer, Cranial Crusader?

279
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:42,734
Uh, of course, Pink Wonder,
the Power Sniffer.

280
00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:43,868
Let's activate.

281
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:44,934
Right.

282
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,934
[***]

283
00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:56,434
You seem to know much of the
crime-fighter business, Pinky.

284
00:12:56,434 --> 00:12:59,667
I learned everything
from these comic books, Brain.

285
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:02,501
[GRUNTS]

286
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,701
My confidence in this mission
is dwindling.

287
00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:09,534
PINKY:
Voilą, Brain, the Power Sniffer.

288
00:13:09,534 --> 00:13:11,734
[SNIFFS]

289
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:16,567
[WHOOSHING]

290
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:17,634
[ENGINE REVS]

291
00:13:17,634 --> 00:13:19,567
PINKY:
Egad, it must really

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00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:21,067
smell something stinky.

293
00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:25,834
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

294
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:29,767
Mm, sorry,
Cranial Crusader.

295
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,767
It's quite all right,
Pink Wonder,

296
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,534
for in your
perversely original way,

297
00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:38,934
you've led us inside archfiend
Johnny Badnote's criminal lair.

298
00:13:40,701 --> 00:13:43,100
PINKY:
How can you tell?

299
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:48,000
Now, to thwart
the arch-twerp Johnny Badnote.

300
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,701
It should be child's play.

301
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,501
If that's not a song cue,

302
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:56,534
my name's not Johnny Badnote.

303
00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:59,467
Miniature crime fighters?

304
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:01,167
I've gotta get out more.

305
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,868
Actually, we are two lab mice

306
00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:05,434
dressed for a plan
to take over the world.

307
00:14:05,434 --> 00:14:07,534
[LAUGHS]

308
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:10,133
You're welcome to take over
the world,

309
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:12,033
as soon as I blow it up.

310
00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:16,367
* Oh, I'm Johnny Badnote
Archfiend, felon, slime *

311
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:18,534
* The public didn't like
My songs *

312
00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:21,734
* And so I turned to crime *

313
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:28,367
When my metronome yanks out
your firing pin,

314
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,467
my music box egg grenade
will play lovely music

315
00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:33,534
for a few precious seconds

316
00:14:33,534 --> 00:14:35,200
before: kaboom!

317
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,033
It gives me your last downbeat.

318
00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:40,367
You call that a diabolical plan?

319
00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:42,133
Oh, there's more.

320
00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:43,934
When I hear the downbeat,

321
00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:46,067
I'll play my missile-launching
pipe organ

322
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,067
and blow up the world.

323
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:50,267
Is that diabolical enough?

324
00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:51,734
Yes.

325
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,267
Narf! My comic book.

326
00:14:59,267 --> 00:15:01,100
[GRUNTS]

327
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,834
[BOTH GRUNT]

328
00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:09,167
[ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS]

329
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,167
Pinky, let's get out of here.

330
00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:22,267
What's keeping that downbeat?

331
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,033
[TICKING]

332
00:15:28,868 --> 00:15:30,868
[***]

333
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:46,067
REPORTER [ON TV]:
 In other news tonight,

334
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:49,133
 archfiend Johnny Badnote
 was finally captured

335
00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:52,501
 by a masterful crime fighter
 and a great hero.

336
00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:55,000
Here it comes, Pinky.
Our validation.

337
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,868
 The Caped Opossum.

338
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,767
What?

339
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:01,334
 Authorities cite the
 Caped Opossum's calling card,

340
00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:04,133
 found at the scene
 of the blast.

341
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:10,100
This is the last time
I'll let comic books

342
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,901
get in the way of
intellect, Pinky.

343
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:14,868
We must forget tonight,
and plan for tomorrow night.

344
00:16:14,868 --> 00:16:16,868
What are we doing
tomorrow night, Brain?

345
00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:19,267
The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.

346
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:21,100
Oh, right, I remember.

347
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,767
Try to take over the world.

348
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:25,367
YAKKO, WAKKO & DOT:
 * They're dinky *

349
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,000
 * They're Pinky and the Brain *

350
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,167
 * Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *

351
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,400
[***]

352
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:41,734
[***]

353
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:48,767
The situation in Tahiti
is critical, P.

354
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:51,067
That's why I've sent
for my best agent.

355
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,234
[DOOR OPENS]

356
00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:53,734
Ah, here he is.

357
00:16:53,734 --> 00:16:56,067
Mr. Hooper, this is Boo,
James Boo.

358
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,601
Grade double-A 7.

359
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,167
Boo's an expert
in counterintelligence.

360
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,033
Nobody does it better.

361
00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:07,501
Mwah. Ah!

362
00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:10,367
Yes, Hennypenny's right.
He's a genius.

363
00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:13,100
He's a chicken.

364
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,334
What?
He's a chicken, P.

365
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,634
A giant chicken.

366
00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:18,601
He'll never get through
to Dr. Not.

367
00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:20,934
Never say never again, Hooper.

368
00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:23,501
I'm telling you,
he's a blooming chicken.

369
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,767
I gotta go, P.

370
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,434
Uh, what?

371
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:28,234
Oh, you have to leave.
Very well.

372
00:17:28,234 --> 00:17:29,767
Don't worry about anything.

373
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:31,934
Boo's your man.

374
00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:33,968
Boo, this is for your eyes only.

375
00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:36,234
That's the infamous Dr. Not.

376
00:17:36,234 --> 00:17:38,567
He's set up a missile launch
in Tahiti.

377
00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,267
Your mission is to go down there

378
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,467
and prevent him
from destroying the world.

379
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:44,934
I want you to take
this with you.

380
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:47,767
The boys in the lab tell me
it's called a pen or something.

381
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,000
Be careful, it leaks.

382
00:17:52,234 --> 00:17:54,234
[***]

383
00:17:57,767 --> 00:17:59,701
First, we bomb
all the major cities:

384
00:17:59,701 --> 00:18:01,367
New York, Moscow, Pacoima.

385
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:02,567
Then the world!

386
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:04,901
[BOTH CACKLE]

387
00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:08,734
[GASPS]

388
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:09,767
Look.

389
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,133
It's Boo, James Boo.
Grade double-A 7.

390
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:25,400
Get him, Day Labor.

391
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:50,100
[BOTH SCREAM]

392
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,000
Now we've got him.

393
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,334
I'm through playing around,
Boo, James Boo.

394
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:12,834
Sic him.

395
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:18,267
Heel.

396
00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:22,801
[GASPS]

397
00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:23,968
[GASPS]

398
00:19:23,968 --> 00:19:25,701
[CLUCKS]

399
00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:27,267
He's a chicken.

400
00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:34,234
I told you that guy
was a chicken.

401
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:37,534
Know how I like chicken?

402
00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:38,901
Fried.

403
00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:40,434
[CACKLES]

404
00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:43,000
[CLUCKS]

405
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,734
[CLUCKS]

406
00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,667
[CLUCKING]

407
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:04,634
HOOPER:
I told you that guy
was a chicken.

408
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:06,300
Sorry we fouled up,
Hooper.

409
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:09,934
I had no idea Boo, James Boo,
was a chicken.

410
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:13,634
Yes, the chicken who loved me.

411
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,234
[CLUCKS]

412
00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:22,367
[***]

413
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:23,734
 * You wear a disguise *

414
00:20:23,734 --> 00:20:25,300
 * To look like human guys *

415
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:28,601
 * But you're not a man
 You're a chicken, Boo *

416
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,567
[***]

417
00:21:03,267 --> 00:21:04,467
And remember,

418
00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:07,000
Yakko spelled backwards
is "okkay."