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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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 *Citizen Kane-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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ANNOUNCER:
 Recently, the Warner studio
 janitorial staff

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 uncovered this long-lost film
 starring Yakko, Wakko and Dot.

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 The year, 1929.

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[***]

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[ALL BABBLING]

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[***]

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[CHOMPING]

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[DINGING]

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[DINGING]

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[AIR SQUISHING]

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[WHIMPERING]

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[TOOTING]

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[BRAYS]

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[CLANKING]

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[BUZZING]

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[TOOTING]

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[***]

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[***]

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[SNORTS]

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[CRASHING]

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[TOOTING]

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[BOTH TOOTING]

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[BOTH TOOTING]

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[ALL TOOTING]

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[ALL TOOTING]

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[ALL TOOTING LOUDER]

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[***]

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 [CHIRPING]

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ALL:
* The crankiest of creatures
In the whole wide world *

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* Our next cartoon features
Slappy the squirrel *

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Enough with the singin' already.

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* That's Slappy *

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NARRATOR:
 1969.

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 As brave American soldiers
 went to battle in Vietnam,

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 back at home,

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 demonstrators protested
 the war.

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 It was a time of flower power,

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 psychedelic music,

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 student marches
 and a nation divided.

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 Which brings us
 to August, 1969,

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 and Slappy Squirrel.

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MAN:
 * Going up the country
 Got to get away *

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 * Gonna leave the city
 Got to get away *

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 * We might even leave
 The U.S.A. *

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Ah, here we go.
Summer in the country.

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Nothing but rest and relaxation,
right, Skippy?

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Yeah, groovy, Aunt Slappy, man.
Groovy.

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Skippy, don't talk like that.

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People will think
you had brain surgery.

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I can dig it, man.
Far out.

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[SIGHS]
I had to get him
out of the city,

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away from all those
bad influences.

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You mean,
like peace and love?

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Exactly.

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That stuff'll warp ya.

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There it is,
our summer cottage.

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Out of sight, man.

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Make yourself at home,
kiddo.

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I can dig it.

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[SIGHS]
I'll have him speaking English
again in no time.

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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY
OVER RADIO]

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[RECORD SCRATCHES]

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Knock it off
with the Bing Crosby,

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Stills and Nash,
will ya?

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Why?

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'Cause the only tune
I wanna hear

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is the sound of silence.

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Can you dig that?

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I hear ya.

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Good. Now, let's rest up
for tomorrow.

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Why? What are we doing tomorrow?

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Napping all day,

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if I have anything
to say about it.

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Ah. Rest and relaxation at last.

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[***]

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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

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MAN [OVER MICROPHONE]:
 There's 300,000 of us
 here today, man.

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[CROWD CHEERING]

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 And now, Miss Janis Joplin!

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[WOMAN SCREECHING ON MICROPHONE]

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Oops. Somebody just ran over
a dog.

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For the love of Kaopectate,
what's going on?

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Something's happening here.

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What it is
ain't exactly clear.

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Well, thank you for that.

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Hey, you kids,
what are you doing?

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Go on,
get away from my tree.

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Like, mellow out,
you running-dog squirrel.

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Hey, we're here
for the Woodstock concert, man.

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Three days of rock from groups
like Jefferson Airplane,

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The Band, The Who,
the Grateful Dead.

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I'd be grateful too

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if I didn't have to listen
to this noise.

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Now, clear out, all of you.
Go home. Scat.

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[***]

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Aunt Slappy, be cool.

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Let's just go
with the flow.

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I'm not going anywhere
with flow.

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I want some peace and quiet.

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But Aunt Slappy, man,
we're witnessing history.

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Woodstock.

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A single event pulling together
a whole generation.

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A bowlful of prunes
would have the same effect.

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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYING]

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* And it's two, four, six *

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* What am I singing for? *

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* Don't ask me
I don't give a hoot *

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* Just pay me
With lots of loot *

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* And it's eight, 10, 12 *

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* I'm just killing time *

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* My contract says
To sing a song *

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* Yee-haw,I made a rhyme *

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[CROWD CHEERING]

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All right, all of you,
hit the road.

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Party's over. Go on, shoo!

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They're not listening,
Aunt Slappy, man.

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They're too into the music.

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Well, we'll see about that.
Come on.

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Where are we going?

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To the stage
to put a stop to this.

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I came to the country
for some peace and quiet,

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and I'm gonna get it.

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* Who's got a box
Of brand-new crackers? *

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* I've got
Some brand-new cheese *

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Agh!
Ugh!

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Agh!
Eeh!

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Ugh!

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* Would you still cheer
If I had a tin ear? *

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* Or would you throw
A tomato at me? *

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Guess!

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Chill out,
Aunt Slappy, man.

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* Can you watch me? *

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* Can you listen to me? *

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* Can you smell me? *

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[SNIFFS]

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* Can you hear me? *

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[CROWD CHEERING]

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Unfortunately, yes.

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Skippy, what's the name
of that group playing on-stage?

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Who.
The name of the group.

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Who.

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The group on-stage.
Who.

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The group playing on-stage.

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Who.

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You're starting to sound
like an owl, Skippy.

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Who is on-stage.

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That's what I'm asking you.
Who is on-stage?

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That's what I said.

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You said who?

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I sure did.

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So tell me their name.
Who.

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The name of the group.
Who.

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The group on-stage.
Who.

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The name of the band on-stage.

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Who!

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You're doing
that owl thing again, Skippy.

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I am not, Aunt Slappy.
I'm telling you Who is on-stage.

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So tell me.
Who.

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The name of the group.
Who.

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The group on-stage.
Who.

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That's what I'm asking you.

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And I'm telling you
the answer.

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Wait, Skippy.
Let's start over.

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Is there a band on-stage?

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Yes.

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00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,434
Does that band have a name?

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Yes.

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00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:28,601
Do you know the name
of that band?
Yes.

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00:16:28,601 --> 00:16:30,901
Then tell me the name
of the band on-stage.

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00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:32,067
Who.
The name of the band.

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Who.
The band on-stage.

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Who.

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The band playing on-stage!

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Who!

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00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,267
That's what I wanna know!

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I'm telling you!

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00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,267
Who is on-stage?

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Yes.

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00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,400
Who is?
Yes.

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Oh, so the name of the band
is Yes.

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00:16:45,601 --> 00:16:49,200
No, Aunt Slappy,
Yes is not even at this concert.

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Then who is on-stage?

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Yes.

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Who is?
Yes.

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That's what I just said.
Yes is on-stage.

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00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:57,367
No, Yes is not here.
Who is on-stage.

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What are you asking me for?

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00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,133
I'm not!

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00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:02,234
Wait.
Let's try this again.

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00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:03,734
Do you see the band on-stage?

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00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:05,000
No, I don't see The Band.

228
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,133
That's a different group
entirely.

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00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,167
On-stage, Skippy.
Look, see the band?

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00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,334
No, I don't.

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00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:12,300
Get rid of those
John Lennon glasses and look.

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00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,667
There.
There's the band.

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00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:17,300
No, that's not The Band.
The Band is performing later on.

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00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,701
Who's on-stage.

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00:17:18,701 --> 00:17:19,868
You tell me.
Who.

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00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:21,601
The name of the group on-stage.
Who.

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00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:23,267
The name of the group.
Who.

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The group on-stage!
Who!

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The band!

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00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,567
No, The Band
is performing later.

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00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:30,901
Right now,
we're listening to Who.

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That's what I wanna know!

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[ALL CHEERING]

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00:17:37,334 --> 00:17:39,100
Hey, you squirrels
are funny, man.

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00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,334
Come on up here
and take a bow.

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Yeah! Far out!

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00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:45,033
Oh, brother.

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[***]

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00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:52,767
Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Thank you.
Now, everybody go home.

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00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,567
Including you guys.
What's your name?

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00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:57,567
Who.

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The name of your band.
Who.

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00:17:58,968 --> 00:18:01,868
Don't start with me.
Just get off the stage.

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00:18:01,868 --> 00:18:03,601
And the rest of you, go!

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00:18:03,601 --> 00:18:06,267
[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]

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00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:08,467
[CROWD CHEERING]

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00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:10,467
Why aren't they leaving?

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00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,734
They dig you,
Aunt Slappy, man.

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00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:15,767
Oh, yeah?
We'll see about that.

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00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,667
I said, leave!

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00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:25,534
Very groovy, isn't it, mates?
Totally.

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We are The Who!

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[***]

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[GROANING]

266
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[ALL CHEERING]

267
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:55,434
Yeesh. These kids would applaud
my laundry.

268
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,000
Why won't they take a hike?

269
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,400
They want more music.

270
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,200
All right, then.
They can have more music.

271
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:05,901
Hey, everybody.

272
00:19:05,901 --> 00:19:07,634
Let's polka.

273
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[PLAYING ACCORDION]

274
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* Uncle Yasha lost his shoe *

275
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* It fell in a bog
He did too *

276
00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,734
* Uncle Smeeter
Grabbed his foot *

277
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* He jumped in the bog
And went kaput *

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[ALL GASP]

279
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[ALL SCREAMING]

280
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:24,534
[***]

281
00:19:41,634 --> 00:19:44,267
Ah. Peace and quiet
at last.

282
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* In the land of the free *

283
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* Now, that's comedy *

284
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[***]

285
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[***]

286
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Spew!