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[ALL SINGING IN FRENCH]

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*Animaniacs*

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[ALL SINGING IN FRENCH]

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Hi, everybody.

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We're here in Germany today

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to learn the "International
Friendship Song."

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And here to teach us
is our good friend,

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Professor Otto Von Schnitzel-
pusskrankengescheitmeyer.

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 Danke schön, and welcome.

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It's a wonderful day
in the neighborhood, ja?

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Now let's do the "International
Friendship Song," ja?

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ALL:
 Ja!

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* Ist das nicht ein
Piece of chalk? *

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* Ja, das ist ein
Piece of chalk *

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* Ist das nicht ein
Key and lock? *

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* Ja, das ist ein
Key and lock *

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* Piece of chalk
Key and lock *

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* Oh, du schön
 Oh, du schön *

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* Oh, du schön
 Schnitzelbank *

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Are we having fun yet?

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* Ist das nicht ein
Cuckoo clock? *

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* Ja, das ist ein
Cuckoo clock *

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*Does it nicht
Go tick tick tock? *

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* Ja, it does go
Tick tick tock *

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* Cuckoo clock
Tick tick tock *

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* Piece of chalk
Key and lock *

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* Oh, du schön
 Oh, du schön *

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* Oh, du schön
 Schnitzelbank *

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You see, it's a very easy song.
Would you like to try?

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Oh, gee, professor,
that'd be great.

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What should I sing about?

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Anything that you want.

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The secret is
to just have fun, okay?

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Okay.

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* Ist das nicht ein
Piece of bread? *

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* Ja, das ist ein
Piece of bread *

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* Does it fit in Wakko's head? *

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* Ja, it fits in Wakko's head *

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* Piece of bread
Wakko's head *

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* Oh, du schön
 Oh, du schön *

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* Oh, du schön
 Schnitzelbank *

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Here, let me try.

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* Is he not a cute man this? *

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BOTH:
* Ja, he is a cute man this *

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* Is this not
A great big kiss? *

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* Ja, das ist ein
Great big kiss *

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* Cute man this
Great big kiss *

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* Piece of bread
Wakko's head *

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* Oh, du schön 
 Oh, du schön *

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* Oh, du schön
 Schnitzelbank *

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Here, I've got one.

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* Is das nicht Otto Von *

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* Schnitzelpusskrank-
 engescheitmeyer? *

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* Ja, das ist Otto Von *

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* Schnitzelpusskranken-
 gescheitmeyer *

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* Ist das nicht ein
Incredibly long name *

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* To have to try and say? *

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* Ja, das ist ein
Incredibly long name *

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* To have to try and say *

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* Cute man this
Great big kiss *

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* Piece of bread
Wakko's head *

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* Oh, du schön
 Oh, du schön *

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* Oh, du schön
 Schnitzelbank *

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Hey, you kids is pretty good.

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We're just gettin' warmed up.

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* Ist das nicht ein
Otto's gut? *

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* Ja, das ist ein
Otto's gut *

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* Ist das nicht ein
Otto's butt? *

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* Ja, das ist ein Otto's butt *

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* Otto's gut
Otto's butt *

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* Oh, du schön
 Oh, du schön *

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* Oh, du schön
 Schnitzelbank *

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Okay, I think
we're done now, ja?
Wait.

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* Ist das nicht ein
Pair of pants? *

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* Ja, das ist ein
Pair of pants *

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* Ist das underwear
From France? *

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* Ja, that's underwear
from France *

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* Pair of pants
Shorts from France *

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* Otto's gut
Otto's butt *

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* Oh, du schön
 Oh, du schön *

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* Oh, du schön
 Schnitzelbank *

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* Ist das nicht ein
Hairy chest? *

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* Ja, das ist ein
Hairy chest *

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* Is this man
No longer dressed? *

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* Ja, this man's
No longer dressed *

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* Hairy chest
He's not dressed *

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* Pair of pants
Shorts from France *

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* Otto's gut
Otto's butt *

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* Oh, du schön
 Oh, du schön *

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* Oh, du schön
 Schnitzelbank *

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Boy, some international
friendship song.

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[***]

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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world.

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 * They're Pinky
 And the Brain *

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 * They're Pinky
 And the Brain *

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 * One is a genius
 The other's insane *

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 * To prove their mousy worth
 They'll overthrow the Earth *

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 * They're dinky
 They're Pinky *

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 * And the Brain, Brain, Brain
 Brain, Brain *

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I've done it, Pinky.

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The formula is complete.

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[TV THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Oh, right. Goody for you, Brain.

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I knew you could do it.

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AUDIENCE:
Amazingly Fantastic Stuff!

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Pinky, you don't even know
what I'm talking about.

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Correct again.
Hoo!

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You're on a roll tonight,
Brain. Narf!

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With this formula,
our relative smallness

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will no longer be an obstacle
to our domination of the Earth.

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WOMAN [ON TV]:
 Order now. Order now.

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Behold.

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[***]

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Egad, Brain. Amazing!

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I get it.

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You'll shrink
all the TVs

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and everyone will get
all squinty-eyed.

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Brilliant, Pinky.

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Oh, wait. No.

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What if we wanna use a plan
that works?

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Oh, well, that's different then,
isn't it?

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Pinky,
I will use the formula

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to make every single person
on Earth shorter than I.

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I still like
the tiny TV plan myself.

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No, Pinky!

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Never use two drops
of the formula.

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It would cause a reaction
on the molecular level

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that is completely
unpredictable.

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Ooh, I hate it
when that happens. Narf.

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The problem is,

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how can I convince
everyone in the world

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to use something
that they don't need

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in any conceivable way?

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[PHONE DIALING]

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Hello, I'd like to order
the Slavic Tushersizer.

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I don't care what it does,

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as long as it folds
and fits under a bed.

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Yes, of course.

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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

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I think so, Brain.

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But me
and Pippi Longstocking,

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I mean, what would
the children look like?

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No, Pinky, we'll do our own
infomercial.

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Narf!

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But whatever
the children look like,

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they'll be loved.

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[APPLAUSE]

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[TV-SHOW THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Hello, and welcome
once again to...

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ALL:
 Amazingly Fantastic Stuff.

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And today we're going to meet

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the amazingly fantastic
discoverer

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of this fantastically
amazing discovery,

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the Smallerizer Plus System.

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Here he is, the Brain.

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Thank you, Jim.

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I am so pleased to be here

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to tell you about some
amazingly fantastic stuff.

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Is it fantastically amazing?

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Yes.

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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

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I understand
that it can shed excess pounds,

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grow hair, get you real estate
with no money down...

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And get rid of
unnecessary hosts.

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Fantastically amazing.

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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

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And now, please welcome
my assistant, Pinky.

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Narf! It's amazing.
It's fantastic.

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What's that got to do
with anything?

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I don't know.

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They do that on all
the infomercials. Narf.

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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

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Tell me, Brain,

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can the Smallerizer
System help me

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get the really, really big,
big hair I've always wanted?

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Yes. With just one drop.

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It's fantastically amazing.

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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

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 Say hello to the Smallerizer
 System Plus.

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 One drop can change your
 unmanageable, bulky world

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 into a tiny paradise.

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[PHONES RINGING]

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It's working.

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Now we've finally made
the big time.
Oh!

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You mean Lyle Waggoner is here?

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No, Pinky.

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I mean that we are actually
about to succeed.

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 Remember,

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 I'm not only the president
 of Small Club for Men,

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 I'm also a mouse
 planning global domination.

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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

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Tell me, Brain,

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will the Smallerizer System
help my psychic powers

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so I can read
people's thoughts?

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Yes.

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You'll actually be able
to walk into their heads

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through the ear canal
with just one drop.

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[GASPS]

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Hm. Her nose must be
inorganic material.

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PINKY:
Oh, not to worry, Brain.

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I'll just give her
another drop. Narf.

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Pinky, no. I told you.

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A second dose will cause

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an unpredictable
molecular chain reaction.

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Aah!

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[***]

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* Yodellay-hee-hoo
 Yodellay-hee-hoo * 

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* Yodellay-hee-hoo
 Yodellay-hee-hoo *

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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *

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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *

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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *

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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *

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Oh, no.

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They've all become

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giant Swiss lederhosen-clad
dancing yodelers.

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PINKY:
Talk about unpredictable.

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[BOTH YELLING]

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Run for your life, Pinky!

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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[BOTH PANTING]

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[RUMBLING]

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *
Yodellay-hee-hoo *

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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *
Yodellay-hee-hoo *

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Come on, Pinky.

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We must prepare
for tomorrow night.

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What are we going to do
tomorrow night, Brain?

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A slumber party?

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No, Pinky, the same thing
we do every night.

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Try to take over the world.

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* They're dinky
 They're Pinky and the Brain *

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* Yodellay-hee-hoo *

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[***]

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MINDY:
Buttons.

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Oh, Buttons.

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[THUD]

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[GIGGLING]

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Silly puppy.

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[***]

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[***]

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[***]

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 Ballon. Ballon.

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 Ballon.

253
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:51,167
 Ballon.
Hee, hee, hee.

254
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,000
[SIGHS]

255
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,534
 Bonjour,Boutons.

256
00:12:55,534 --> 00:12:56,534
 Bonjour, Mindy.

257
00:12:56,534 --> 00:12:58,133
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

258
00:12:58,133 --> 00:12:59,701
 Bonjour, madame.

259
00:12:59,701 --> 00:13:03,934
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

260
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:09,000
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

261
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,701
[SIGHS, SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

262
00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,000
 Boutons!

263
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,234
[SPEAKING ANGRILY IN FRENCH]

264
00:13:15,234 --> 00:13:16,868
 Le woof.

265
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:21,400
[GIGGLING]

266
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,133
Oh, ballon!

267
00:13:27,033 --> 00:13:28,901
 Ballon.

268
00:13:29,801 --> 00:13:30,868
 Le woof?

269
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:36,300
[WHIMPERING]

270
00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:43,234
[GROWLING]

271
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,234
 Le owwwww!

272
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,367
MINDY:
 Ballon.

273
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,501
 Ballon.

274
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,467
 Le ow.

275
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:10,400
[GASPS]

276
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,868
MINDY:
 Ballon.

277
00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:15,000
 Ballon. Ballon.

278
00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:20,167
 Ballon.

279
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:26,934
[GRUNTING]

280
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,267
Huh?

281
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:30,901
[GIGGLING]

282
00:14:36,901 --> 00:14:39,901
[BELLS RINGING]

283
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,067
MINDY:
 Ballon.

284
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,534
[GASPS]

285
00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:57,767
 Ballon.

286
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:06,133
ALL:
Sanctuary. Sanctuary.

287
00:15:08,601 --> 00:15:11,234
 Boutons!

288
00:15:11,234 --> 00:15:13,467
[HOWLING]

289
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:16,934
 Boutonsil fait boom.

290
00:15:16,934 --> 00:15:18,701
[GIGGLING]

291
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:26,734
[CONVERSING IN FRENCH]

292
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,534
Hm.

293
00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:46,968
[***]

294
00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:51,200
MINDY:
 Ballon.

295
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,334
 Ballon.

296
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,734
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

297
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:05,934
[BABY PLUCKY SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

298
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,868
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

299
00:16:19,601 --> 00:16:22,300
[MUFFLED SPEECH]

300
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,701
[GIGGLING]

301
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,367
[***]

302
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,601
Mm? Hm?

303
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,167
[MINDY GIGGLING]

304
00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:49,734
 Le oof!

305
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,567
 Le oof!

306
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:53,968
 Le oof!

307
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:54,968
 Le oof!

308
00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:55,968
[YELLING]

309
00:17:03,234 --> 00:17:04,801
[GRUNTS]

310
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,567
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

311
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:12,100
 Boutons. Mwah!

312
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,767
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

313
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:21,467
[SPEAKING ANGRILY IN FRENCH]

314
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:23,234
[WHIMPERING]

315
00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:24,834
[***]

316
00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:27,634
[***]

317
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:33,634
[***]

318
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,267
Ladies and gentlemen!

319
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:41,567
The two finalists in the
Tristate Karate Championship

320
00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:45,200
are Kwai Yan Kee
from the Tiger Dojo...

321
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,767
[LIGHT APPLAUSE]

322
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:50,434
...and Moo Goo Gai Boo
from the Dragon Dojo.

323
00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:53,901
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

324
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,801
I'm gonna take you down,
Moo Goo.

325
00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:06,667
Remember, Moo Goo Gai Boo,

326
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,033
the boastful tiger will fall

327
00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:10,968
to the serene whisper
of the dragon.

328
00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:16,701
Moo Goo Gai Boo
is a true karate champion.

329
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,968
Yes, sensei.
He is a master.

330
00:18:18,968 --> 00:18:20,734
He's the best
of the best.

331
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,434
He's a giant chicken.

332
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,701
[BOTH GASP]

333
00:18:23,701 --> 00:18:25,534
[CHUCKLING]

334
00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:28,601
Ah,
I pity your jealous heart,

335
00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:31,701
for you are like the sheep
who bleats after the fox.

336
00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:33,033
Huh?

337
00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:35,234
Look, the guy's
a chicken, I tell ya.

338
00:18:35,234 --> 00:18:36,734
A giant chicken.

339
00:18:36,734 --> 00:18:37,801
Hi-yah!

340
00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:40,267
[YELLING, CRASHING]

341
00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:42,400
It is time, Moo Goo Gai Boo.

342
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,334
Remember,
when the brave mouse squeaks,

343
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,300
the elephant's tusks
tremble.

344
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,634
[***]

345
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,934
Ooh, you're history, man.

346
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:05,167
I'm gonna rearrange your face,
permanent.

347
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:06,467
[WHISTLE BLOWING]

348
00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:09,434
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

349
00:19:09,434 --> 00:19:13,501
CROWD:
Moo Goo, Moo Goo, Moo Goo.

350
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:16,734
[CROWD GROANS]

351
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:26,200
You can defeat your unworthy
opponent, Moo Goo Gai Boo.

352
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,334
Be swift
like the grasshopper.

353
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:35,834
[CLUCKING]

354
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,234
[CLUCKING]

355
00:19:47,234 --> 00:19:49,067
He's a chicken.

356
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,801
Moo Goo Gai Boo's
a giant chicken!

357
00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:53,667
[ALL GASP]

358
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:56,734
I told you that guy
was a chicken.

359
00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:02,467
I have offended the honor
of my ancestors.

360
00:20:03,234 --> 00:20:04,801
Hi-yah!

361
00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:06,167
[CROWD BOOING]

362
00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,801
Get outta here!
Get outta here!

363
00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:10,400
[CROWD JEERING]

364
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,033
[CLUCKS]

365
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:19,767
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

366
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,667
And Kwai Yan Kee

367
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:25,067
is the new tristate
karate champion.

368
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,000
[***]

369
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,968
 * You wear a disguise
 To look like human guys *

370
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:35,133
 * But you're not a man
 You're a chicken, Boo *

371
00:20:37,968 --> 00:20:39,968
[***]

372
00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:04,200
ALL:
Ciao,America.