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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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* Wakko packs away the snacks *

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* While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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* Who want to rule
 The universe *

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* Goodfeathers flock together *

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* Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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* Buttons chases Mindy *

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* While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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How urbane-y.

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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[***]

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* Oh, hear the crickets
And the froggies *

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* Get along
You little dogies *

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* A kip-I-O
A kip-I-ay *

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* I love a-riding
On the ranges *

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* Hear the crickets
And the froggies *

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* Out here where
Nothing ever changes *

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* Get along
You little dogies *

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* A kip-I-O
A kip-I-ay *

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* It's peaceful and pretty
You can keep the city *

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* Just give me lots of land
And fresh air *

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* Don't want a lot of faces
Just wide open spaces *

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* Where nobody's rich
But who cares? *

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* Oh, hear the crickets
And the froggies *

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* Get along
You little dogies *

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* Look, I found
A piece of gold *

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BOTH:
* Yep, he found
A piece of gold *

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* Yep I found
A piece of-- *

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ALL:
Gold!

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[CROWD
SHOUTING]

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[***]

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[PANTING]

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I's been picking away
at this hill for two weeks,

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and I ain't found nothin'.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Ooh, that's
a good one.

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Kind of tiny.

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Go put it with
the other little ones.

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Hm.

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[GASPS]

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Gold.
They's found gold.

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How do there,
cute little children?

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Oh, look,

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a crotchety
old miner.

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You know, I couldn't
help but hear

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that you're looking for
really big chunks of gold.

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You know where
we can find any?

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As a matter of fact, I does.

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There's big chunks of gold
where I was diggin'.

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I'll trade places
with you, okay?

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Gee, thanks.

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WARNERS:
Mwah!

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[LAUGHING]

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Dumb kids.
They fell for it.

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Oh, I'm a smarty.
A rich old smarty.

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WARNERS: Yeah!
Huh?

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[GASPS]

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DOT:
That's a pretty one.

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Now, that's
a gold nugget.

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Ooh-oh!

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Now, wait just
a dad-burned minute.

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I'm taking all
this here gold for me.

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Now get off this mountain
and don't come back.

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[ALL YELLING]

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[CHUCKLES]

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I think
we just met

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today's
special friend.

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[SIGHS]
Phew!

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Ooh-eee, it's hot.

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[PANTING]

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DOT:
Lemonade! Get your
ice-cold lemonade!

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Ooh. Let me have
one of those, little lady.

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That'll be one gold
nugget, please.

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A gold nugget?
That's steep.

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No. It's expensive.
That's steep.

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[SCREAMING]

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Phew. Thanks, boys.

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Rescue service.
That'll be one gold nugget.

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One gold nugget?

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That's ridiculous.
I won't pay.

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Okay.

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Whoa! O-okay.
I'll pay. I'll pay.

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[SCREAMS]

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[GROWLING]

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YAKKO AND WAKKO:
Yoo-hoo, Mr. Cranky
Claim Jumper.

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Toll bridge. That'll be
five gold nuggets, please.

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Thank you. Have
a pleasant stay.

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[WHISTLE]
Huh?

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[GROWLING]

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Six gold nuggets,
please.

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[GROWLING]

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It's a running gag.

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Hey, mister.

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We know how you can get to
the gold inside the mountain.

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You do?

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WAKKO: Dynamite.
Wait a minute.

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How much?

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Free.

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I'll take all of it.

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Would you like
some fuses?

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What? No fuses?!

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They only cost
10 gold nuggets.

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But that's all
I got left.

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Oh, all right.

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'Cause once I blowed up
that mountain,

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all that gold
will be mine.

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So long, suckers.

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[LAUGHING]

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[LAUGHING
MENACINGLY]

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That ought to do it.

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Look out, gold.
Here I come.

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[***]

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I's rich. I's rich!

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Gold! Gold!

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Gold!

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[ALL YELLING EXCITEDLY]

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I's rich. Hee-hee.
I's rich. Ho-ho.

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Ho-ho. Hee-hee.

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Hot dang! Heh-hee.

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[LAUGHTER FADING SLOWLY]

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Huh?

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[CRYING]

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My gold's all gone.

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We'll buy the land from you
for a gold nugget.

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Ha-ha! I can't
believe it.

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The land's
worthless.

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Can't you see
the gold's all gone?

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That's okay.
We just wanted the oil.

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Oil?

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[RUMBLING]

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[***]

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[GROANS]

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[***]

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[***]

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[***]

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Look, Mom.

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NARRATOR:
 Every day in department stores

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 and toy stores and shops
 all over the world,

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 beautiful gifts are sold.

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I want
that one.

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Perfect.

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 And, of course, all these gifts
 need to be wrapped.

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Uh, wrap this, please.
My pleasure.

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 But this is not a story
 about shopping.

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 It's a story about
 wrapping paper.

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And which color paper
do you wish, sir?

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Hm.

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 A very special wrapping paper.

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 In fact...she was the most
 beautiful wrapping paper

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 in the whole world.

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 Or at least, so she thought.

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 Of course,
 the other wrapping papers

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 didn't want anything
 to do with her.

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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

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I'll take that
gold-colored paper.

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 None of them could believe it.

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 Just imagine their jealousy.

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[***]

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There you are,
sir.

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Oh, thank you.
It looks lovely.

186
00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,767
Happy birthday,
Mindy.

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Thank you, Mr. Man.

188
00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:07,968
Please don't
call me that.

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Call me Dad,
Daddy or-- Or Pop.

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Okay, Mr. Man.

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[SIGHS]

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[GROWLING]

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Pretty.

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NARRATOR:
 And now comes the big moment.

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[***]

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 Oh, the violence.

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 The viciousness. The horror.

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00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:46,467
 Now, that could be
 the end of the story.

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 But it's not.

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[VACUUM HUMMING]

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 In fact, for this piece
 of wrapping paper,

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 the adventure is
 just beginning.

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00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,133
 Yes...

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00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:37,901
 our lovely gold paper
 is heading for the dump.

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 That's right, goldie,

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 it's off to the wasteland
 with you,

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 like so many worn-out dreams

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 and tattered promises.

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:03,000
 Ah, but wait.

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00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:05,934
 She's free.

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00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,534
 Free.

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00:12:09,968 --> 00:12:13,267
[***]

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00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,667
 Poor, poor goldie.

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00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:47,467
 Just when it seemed like things
 couldn't get any worse,

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00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,067
 in steps fate and--

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00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,167
 Well, you get the picture.

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00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:09,434
 Uh-oh. Don't you know
 wrapping paper can't swim?

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00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,901
 Oh, dear.

220
00:13:16,601 --> 00:13:18,400
 There's that fate thing again.

221
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:34,033
 And so the gold wrapping paper

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 is nearing the end
 of her journey.

223
00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:39,067
 Yesterday,
 she was the most beautiful

224
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:41,133
 piece of wrapping paper
 in the store.

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 And today, nothing more
 than litter.

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[SPITS]

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00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,534
 Too bad.

228
00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:53,434
 'Tis a sad, sad fate
 that makes beauty fade.

229
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,934
 Oh. Yet so it goes,

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 as all things must go

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 to face the cold, cold end.

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00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:10,868
[***]

233
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,701
[CLEARS THROAT]

234
00:14:40,701 --> 00:14:42,334
Happy birthday, son.

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00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,934
Thanks, Pop.

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00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:56,400
[***]

237
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,634
 In a world where so much
 is disposable,

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00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:06,534
 it's truly a thing of wonder

239
00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:09,868
 when the little things
 are appreciated.

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00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:16,400
[***]

241
00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:26,434
I love cheap romance-
horror-thriller novels.

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00:15:28,701 --> 00:15:31,067
[EXPLOSION]

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00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:38,634
[PLAYING "CHARGE"]

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[SCREAMS]

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BOTH:
Fire!

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00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:48,501
[BOTH GROANING]

247
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,968
[BOTH LAUGHING]

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00:15:53,968 --> 00:15:55,100
Quiet!

249
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,200
Thanks.

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00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,300
[SWORDS CLANKING]

251
00:16:03,934 --> 00:16:06,033
[CLATTERING]

252
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,100
* All I want is quiet
No reason to deny it *

253
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:12,234
* I can't take that riot
Quiet, quiet, quiet! *

254
00:16:12,234 --> 00:16:15,234
* Let me clarify it
The noise, I can't defy it *

255
00:16:15,234 --> 00:16:18,267
* I simply will not buy it
Give me quiet, quiet, quiet! *

256
00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:31,467
* Now to nullify it
I just won't stand by it *

257
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:34,534
* It's time now to bye-bye it
I want quiet, quiet, quiet! *

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00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:37,067
[***]

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00:16:46,901 --> 00:16:48,300
[SIGHS]

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00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,868
[COW MOOS]

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00:16:49,868 --> 00:16:51,801
[LOUD MUNCHING]

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00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:55,200
[LOUD MUNCHING]

263
00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:00,934
[OWL HOOTING]

264
00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:04,934
[CRICKET CHIRPING]

265
00:17:08,968 --> 00:17:10,834
* I want quiet, quiet, quiet! *

266
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,868
* This urge I can't deny it
To find some peace and quiet *

267
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:15,234
* I'll search both
Low and high *

268
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,901
* It must be
Quiet, quiet, quiet! *

269
00:17:17,901 --> 00:17:21,901
[***]

270
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,667
[BAGPIPES
PLAYING]

271
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,534
Quiet!

272
00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:36,000
[***]

273
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:51,300
Ah.
Such peace, such joy.

274
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,100
[BELLS RINGING]

275
00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:01,267
DOT:
Quiet!

276
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:04,701
[***]

277
00:18:11,234 --> 00:18:12,901
[SIGHS]

278
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,467
[TRUMPETING]

279
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:25,334
* I said quiet, quiet, quiet! *

280
00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:29,033
[***]

281
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,033
[SIGHS]

282
00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,634
[RUMBLING]

283
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,701
[***]

284
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,400
Yoo-hoo!

285
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,868
[VOICE ECHOING]

286
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,234
[SIGHS]

287
00:19:26,434 --> 00:19:28,067
Hm.

288
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,767
Gee,
it's so quiet.

289
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,601
Too quiet.

290
00:19:35,601 --> 00:19:37,601
Terribly quiet.

291
00:19:37,601 --> 00:19:39,267
Awfully quiet.

292
00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:41,501
[SCREAMING]

293
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,734
* I thought I wanted quiet
I thought I could apply it *

294
00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:50,501
* But now that I have tried it *

295
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,767
* I'm sick and tired of quiet *

296
00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:59,901
[LOUD ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING]

297
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,200
[LAUGHING]

298
00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:08,801
[***]

299
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,701
YAKKO:
Good night, Wakko.

300
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:39,767
WAKKO:
Good night, Yakko.
Good night, Dot.

301
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,100
DOT:
Good night, Wakko.
Good night, Yakko.

302
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,501
YAKKO:
Good night, Dot.
Good night, John-Boy.

303
00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:46,300
JOHN-BOY:
Let me out of this tower!