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[***]

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One time, okay, see,

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one time Randy Beaman's
little brother

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ate Pop Rocks and drank
a soda at the same time,

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and his head exploded.

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Okay, bye.

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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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Where's Lon Chaney?

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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[***]

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[GULPS]

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Gak-- Uh. 

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[ROARS]

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[GROWLS]

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[CHUCKLES]

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Egad.

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Dr. Jekyll's turned himself
into that fearsome

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Mr. Hyde again, Brain.

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Yes, Pinky.

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If only I could find a way
to use that savage strength.

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[WHISTLE BLOWING]

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Huh?

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Hey, that's the brute.
Take him.

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[BELLS TOLLING]

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Four o'clock.

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ALL:
Teatime.

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[***]

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Scone?

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Delighted.

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Sugar?

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Please.

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[ALL SLURP]

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ALL:
Ahh.

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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Right, it's jail
for you, Hyde.

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[GROWLS]

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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

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I think so, Brain, but if
they called them Sad Meals,

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kids wouldn't buy them.

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Hello in there,
Pinky.

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Now, concentrate.

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The British are fanatical
about teatime.

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Everything stops
when Big Ben strikes 4.

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Therefore, if I can stop
that clock

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at precisely 4 p.m.,

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it will cause
infinite teatime,

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allowing us to take over
the British Empire

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and then the world.

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Egad, Brain.
Brilliant.

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Oh, wait,
no, no.

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You'd have to be a hulking,
muscular giant

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to stop that clock, Brain.

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Exactly, Pinky.

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As they say in rustic circles,
"Bottoms up."

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[GULPS]

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I-is it working, Brain?
Any changes yet?

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Tingling? Itching?
Feeling anything?

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Do you? Do you?
Do you?

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Quiet, Pinky.
You're angering me.

93
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Now, please--

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[BELCHES]

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Narf.

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Uh? Sorry I angered you,
Brain.

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Gwak.

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Egad, Brain,
it works.

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Unfortunately,

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its effects are dreadfully
unpredictable.

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[GRUNTING]

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Ugh.

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We must find a way
to control the transformation.

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Hmm.

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I transformed
when you angered me

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and transformed back
when you apologized.

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That's it.
Anger me, Pinky.

108
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But, zounds, Brain.
I don't want to.

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Do it, Pinky.

110
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No, Brain,
you'll bop me.

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Pinky,
make me angry.

112
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Gwak.

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[GROWLS]

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[GASPS]

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I didn't want to make
you angry, Brain. Sorry.

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[GRUNTS]

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Zort, Brain.
Are you all right?

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Yes, Pinky.

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For you have--

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In your own
very special manner.

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--found a way for us
to control this awesome power.

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BRAIN:
Once we enter Big Ben

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I'll use
my physical prowess

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to stop
the center wheel,

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while you dislodge
the pallet

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and disrupt
the intrinsic mechanism.

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What if that doesn't work?

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Then...

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we'll throw
a big wrench in it.

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Any questions?

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Just one, Brain.

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Can we make the bells
play "Chopsticks"?

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Oh, yes, Pinky.
Let's do.

134
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And how about "John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt"?

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Oh, you read my mind!

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Goody, goody.
Great idea, Brain.

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*John Jacob
Jingleheimer-- *

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Sarcasm is lost
on you, Pinky.

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Now, let us rest,
for tomorrow

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we have an empire
to overthrow.

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[***]

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Come, Pinky.
Let us make haste.

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One question,
Brain.

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Don't anger me yet,
Pinky.

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Oh, right.
Never mind.

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[***]

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[GASPS]

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Oh,
look how pretty

149
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the clock is from here,
Brain-- Narf.

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Keep moving, Pinky.
We've not much time.

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The clouds,
the sky.

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Pinky.

153
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Oh, look,

154
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that cloud looks like
a big pomegranate.

155
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Pinky, you're
making me angry.

156
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Gwak.

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[GASPS]

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[PINKY GRUNTING]

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Whoa, Brain--
Yoo-hoo.

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[PINKY SCREAMS]

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[GROWLS]

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Egad.
Sorry, Brain.

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Gwak.

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Whee! Ha! That was fun,
wasn't it, Brain?

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Gwak.

166
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[GROWLS]

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[ROARS]

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[PANTS]

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No.
Wait, Brain.

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Narf, I didn't
apologize yet.

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[***]

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[BRAIN GROWLS]

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Americans.

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[ROARS]

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Brain!
Brain!

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Huh?
I didn't mean for us to fall.

177
00:07:42,868 --> 00:07:44,367
I'm sorry.

178
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Brain,
are you all right?

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Your timing
is impeccable, Pinky.

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[BOTH GASP]

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[BOTH SCREAM]

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But for once,

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00:07:57,567 --> 00:07:59,467
you erred in our favor,
my friend.

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[***]

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Whooop.

186
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Wow.

187
00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:26,000
There it is, Pinky.

188
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The main wheel
of Big Ben.

189
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We stop that
and we stop the world.

190
00:08:31,601 --> 00:08:32,934
Yes!

191
00:08:32,934 --> 00:08:34,033
Now, Pinky,

192
00:08:34,033 --> 00:08:36,701
help me transform
and I will stop the gears.

193
00:08:36,701 --> 00:08:38,467
Then you can dislodge
the pallet.

194
00:08:38,467 --> 00:08:39,467
Got that?

195
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Dislodge the pallet.
Yes.

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[***]

197
00:08:43,767 --> 00:08:46,367
Now,
make me mad.

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00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:47,367
Okay, Brain.

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Narf, um, eh...

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00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,868
Oh, okay.
Hey, you, you dum-dum.

201
00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:55,701
Come on, you can do
better than that.

202
00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,634
Um...
Right, um...

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00:08:57,634 --> 00:09:00,534
Your mother,
she's older than you.

204
00:09:00,534 --> 00:09:02,968
Pinky, try harder.
Quickly.

205
00:09:02,968 --> 00:09:05,033
Oh, I-I-I don't know,
Brain. I--

206
00:09:05,033 --> 00:09:06,133
I-I-I--

207
00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:07,701
I-I-I--

208
00:09:07,701 --> 00:09:09,434
Pinky--
Gwak.

209
00:09:13,734 --> 00:09:15,234
[GROWLS]

210
00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:18,167
[GROWLING]

211
00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:21,567
Dislodge
the pallet.

212
00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:24,167
[GRUNTS]

213
00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:26,501
No, Pinky,
the pallet.

214
00:09:26,501 --> 00:09:28,200
Oh, sorry,
Brain.

215
00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,567
[GRUNTS]

216
00:09:31,234 --> 00:09:32,234
Gwak.

217
00:09:33,901 --> 00:09:34,901
[GASPS]

218
00:09:34,901 --> 00:09:36,400
[SCREAMS]

219
00:09:37,334 --> 00:09:39,334
[BOTH SCREAM]

220
00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:41,334
[***]

221
00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,701
[BELLS TOLLING]

222
00:09:50,434 --> 00:09:51,934
[BOTH SCREAMING]

223
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,701
[PLAYING "CHOPSTICKS"]

224
00:09:57,701 --> 00:09:59,334
[BOTH GRUNTING]

225
00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:09,367
Oh, I'm sorry,
Brain.

226
00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:11,000
Gwak.

227
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,033
Narf, oh, no. I'm--
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

228
00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:15,267
Puah, puah.

229
00:10:15,267 --> 00:10:16,634
Egad, Brain.

230
00:10:16,634 --> 00:10:18,767
I don't mean to keep
saying I'm sorry.

231
00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:19,767
Gwak.

232
00:10:20,901 --> 00:10:23,734
Anger me, Pinky.
Hit me.

233
00:10:23,734 --> 00:10:24,934
Egad, Brain.

234
00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:25,934
[PANTS]

235
00:10:25,934 --> 00:10:26,934
All right.

236
00:10:28,934 --> 00:10:30,934
Gwak--
Again, Pinky.

237
00:10:32,901 --> 00:10:35,033
Gwak-- Again.

238
00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:39,167
Gwak.

239
00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:40,601
Again, Brain?

240
00:10:40,601 --> 00:10:42,534
No, Pinky.

241
00:10:42,534 --> 00:10:44,067
Oh, or tomorrow,
then?

242
00:10:44,067 --> 00:10:45,400
I could hit you tomorrow.

243
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,501
No, Pinky.

244
00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:49,267
This plan is detrimental
to my health.

245
00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:50,868
We must devise another.

246
00:10:50,868 --> 00:10:52,400
What for,
Brain?

247
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,400
[GASPS]

248
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,300
Oh, right, to take
over the world.

249
00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,567
Sorry.

250
00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:57,567
Gwak.

251
00:11:00,334 --> 00:11:02,334
[BELLS PLAYING "CHOPSTICKS"]

252
00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:05,033
Listen, Brain,
they're playing our song.

253
00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:11,868
WARNERS:
 *They're dinky, they're Pinky
 And the Brain*

254
00:11:11,868 --> 00:11:14,367
 *Brain, Brain, Brain,Brain
 Brain, Brain*

255
00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:21,067
[***]

256
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,801
[***]

257
00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:32,000
MINERVA:
*It's not pretty being me *

258
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,968
* Just try it and you'll see *

259
00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:36,934
* It's harder than you think *

260
00:11:36,934 --> 00:11:40,534
* To be a gorgeous mink *

261
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,601
* La-da-da
Da-da-da-dee *

262
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,934
* It's not pretty
Being me *

263
00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:46,434
[BEEPING]

264
00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:49,801
More messages?

265
00:11:49,801 --> 00:11:51,501
Ho-hum.

266
00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:54,834
MALE 1:
 Hi, uh, Minerva?
 This is Lawrence.

267
00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:56,167
I'm a-titter.

268
00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:57,901
 Um, I-I was wondering,

269
00:11:57,901 --> 00:11:59,300
 do you wanna go
 out with me? Bye.

270
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,334
I don't think so.
[PHONE BEEPS]

271
00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:03,534
MALE 2:
 Dadgum, Minerva,
 this is Fowlmouth.

272
00:12:03,534 --> 00:12:05,000
 And dadgum,
 Shirley is out of town

273
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,133
 for the dadgum weekend.

274
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:07,801
[MESSAGE REWINDING]

275
00:12:07,801 --> 00:12:09,968
Poultry, ew.

276
00:12:09,968 --> 00:12:12,567
FEMALE:
 Hi! This is Trudy,
 your best friend.

277
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:15,133
 Um, my cousin is in town,
 and I told him you could,

278
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,000
 you know, show him around?

279
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,167
I'd rather chew aluminum.

280
00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:21,767
 He'll be over at 5.
 Bye.

281
00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:25,334
A moment of silence
for my former best friend.

282
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:27,334
[***]

283
00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:39,701
[WHISTLES]

284
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,100
[GULPS]

285
00:12:52,868 --> 00:12:54,367
[CROAKS]

286
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,234
Please, baby, please,
baby, baby, baby, please.

287
00:13:10,701 --> 00:13:12,701
[***]

288
00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:19,033
BOTH:
Hello, nurse.

289
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,634
[PANTING]

290
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:27,634
Boys.

291
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:33,000
Can't a girl get
any privacy?

292
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,834
[***]

293
00:13:43,434 --> 00:13:45,767
Well, this is it, Newt.

294
00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:47,968
[BARKING]

295
00:13:52,334 --> 00:13:54,934
Okay, boy,
you know what to do.

296
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,467
You get me a mink,
you hear?

297
00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:57,801
And don't you hurt
that fur.

298
00:13:57,801 --> 00:13:59,300
[BARKING]

299
00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:04,534
Yeah, uh,
hunting is exhausting.

300
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,133
Greetings, mink.

301
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:11,601
I am Newt, a professionally-
trained hunting dog.

302
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,100
My credentials.

303
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,100
[***]

304
00:14:16,434 --> 00:14:17,934
Uh-huh.

305
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:19,634
I am here
to capture you

306
00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:21,133
and take you
to my master.

307
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:24,100
I will show no sympathy,
helpless mink,

308
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,400
so you might
as well surrender.

309
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,968
Would you do me
a...favor?

310
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:37,400
These are wet, heh,

311
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,501
could you blow
on 'em for me?

312
00:14:39,501 --> 00:14:42,667
Huh, that ploy
won't work with--

313
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,200
With-- Wi--
Wheee--

314
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,767
Whoooo--
Wow.

315
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,634
Ooooh-- Wooow,

316
00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:49,133
ooh-hooooo!

317
00:14:56,968 --> 00:14:59,467
Ooh, baby,
that's what I like.

318
00:15:03,801 --> 00:15:05,801
[***]

319
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,167
[YAWNS]

320
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,200
I suppose
that'll do.

321
00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:23,701
[***]

322
00:15:23,701 --> 00:15:25,868
This is a state-of-the-art
mink trap.

323
00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:28,300
I am baiting it
with my special mixture

324
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,901
of smelt paste
and peanut butter.

325
00:15:30,901 --> 00:15:32,901
It's a delicacy
no mink can resist,

326
00:15:32,901 --> 00:15:35,400
so you might as well
get inside.

327
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:41,734
Actually, punkin,
I prefer...Chinese.

328
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,901
[SCREAMS]

329
00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:52,467
Ooh, Chinese.

330
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:55,100
Gotta get Chinese.
Gotta get Chinese.

331
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,100
[***]

332
00:16:01,934 --> 00:16:03,567
NEWT:
I'll have
the Number 12 to go.

333
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,067
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN CHINESE]

334
00:16:06,434 --> 00:16:09,667
I got the Chinese,
my reason for living.

335
00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:12,601
[SNAPS]

336
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:19,334
[***]

337
00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:25,667
[SLURPS]

338
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,534
Pathetic,
isn't he?

339
00:16:30,534 --> 00:16:32,534
Moo goo gai pan.

340
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:37,601
"If you have trouble
luring the mink to you,

341
00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:39,801
try using
reverse psychology."

342
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,567
Excuse me,
mink.

343
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:53,267
I have decided I do not want
to trap you at all.

344
00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:55,334
Your fur is not up
to my standards.

345
00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:57,701
No, you do not
interest me at all,

346
00:16:57,701 --> 00:17:00,234
little substandard mink.

347
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,400
You're cute.

348
00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:11,100
Mwah.

349
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,601
[LAUGHS]

350
00:17:21,434 --> 00:17:23,634
So how many people
do you want

351
00:17:23,634 --> 00:17:25,067
to invite
to the wedding?

352
00:17:35,534 --> 00:17:37,033
What a yutz.

353
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,434
Okay, Newt,
don't get upset.

354
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,434
I'm not.

355
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,701
You will get
the little mink.

356
00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:44,634
I will,
I'm a professional hunting dog.

357
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:45,701
Yes, you are.

358
00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:46,701
My master won't mind

359
00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:48,501
if the pelt
is a tad singed.

360
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,501
[***]

361
00:17:53,734 --> 00:17:55,334
You are
a smarty every day.

362
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,334
Yes, I am.

363
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,501
This is a particularly sad
moment for me.

364
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:05,133
MINERVA:
What have you done?

365
00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:08,400
I can't
believe it.

366
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,200
How did you know
that I wanted

367
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,367
my house moved
right next to the pond?

368
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,501
Thank you.
Thank you.

369
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:19,501
Now I can see the water
through my bedroom window.

370
00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:22,467
And I thought
you didn't like me.

371
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:23,467
Mwah.

372
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,200
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]:
Oh, you make me feel like
a schoolgirl.

373
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,200
[GIGGLES]

374
00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,467
Was it something
I said?

375
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:44,834
MALE:
Hi, I'm Trudy's cousin.

376
00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:47,033
[GASPS]

377
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,434
I hope you've got cash,

378
00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:50,968
'cause I'm not paying.

379
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:02,300
[SQUEALS]

380
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:07,367
[PANTS]

381
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:13,801
Ooh, baby,
that's what I like!

382
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,067
[***]

383
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,567
[SIGHS]

384
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:23,501
[TOOTING]

385
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,501
Whoo-hoo, hoo-hoo,
hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,

386
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,801
whoo-hoo, hoo-hoo,
hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

387
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:33,100
Hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo.

388
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,801
Tee-hee.

389
00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:42,100
What a yutz.

390
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:49,267
Like I said,
it's not pretty being me.

391
00:19:49,267 --> 00:19:52,133
I think I've got you beat,
sister, ooh.

392
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:59,133
[***]

393
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,300
Okay, so what happened
is one time

394
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,100
Randy Beaman went
on a trip with his dad,

395
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,167
and they picked up a lady
who wanted a ride home--

396
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:13,033
And this was
in Kansas.

397
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:14,767
--and she sat
in the back seat

398
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,934
and when they got
where she wanted to go,

399
00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:19,501
they turned around
and she was gone.

400
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:22,367
And Randy Beaman's dad talked
to the man who lived there

401
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:24,334
and told him
what the lady looked like,

402
00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:25,701
and the man said,

403
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:29,133
"Oh, that's my wife,
but she died four years ago."

404
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,501
Spooky, huh?

405
00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:32,000
Okay, bye.

406
00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:40,267
[***]

407
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,300
Zort.