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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Pinky and the Brain-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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Candy, candy.

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Candy, candy,
candy.

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How come Mr. Plotz
wants to see me?

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You ate his conference
table, Wakko.

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I was hungry.

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[CLEARS THROAT]
[CLEARS THROAT]

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[SNIFFS]

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[SNIFFS]

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Mm, my, my, my, my.

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Mm, my, my, my, my.

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Stop doing
everything I dos!

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[CRASH]
[GASPS]

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[ALARM BUZZING]

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What happened?
We stopped.

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Oh, no.

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I think we're stucks.

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[GASPS]
But our meeting with Mr. Plotz.

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I bet it's just
for a second.

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Yeah, yeah,
you're probably right.

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Heh. We wait.

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Okay, see, o-one time--
O-okay,

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one time Randy Beaman's
grandparents

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got stuck
in an elevator.

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And they were in there so long
they became skeleton people.

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[GULPS]
Okay.

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Come on, Mr. Elevator.

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Time to move. Let's go.
Come on.

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Maybe we should
call for help.

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Yah. Good idea. Help!

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Help!

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Help!

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What?
I meant on the intercom.

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I knew that.
Let's see, now. Um...

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Hello? I'm in an elevator
not going anywhere.

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Is--? Is someone there?

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Hello? Anyone?

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MAN:
 Warner Bros. Maintenance
 Depart-- Hold on a sec.

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 Hit it with the hammer,
 Big Ed. No, the hammer.

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 That's a wrench.
 That long thingy's a hammer.

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 Ahem. Sorry about that.

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 This is Goyt Ferman,
 what can I do you for?

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Y-yeah, hello.

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We are stuck in an elevator,

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and we are late for
an appointment with Mr. Plotz.

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 Ooh, that's bad. Okay,

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 you sit tight, and we'll
 get you out in a minute.

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[SIGHS TWICE]

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Now, let's
just sit quietly

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and wait for them to come,
yah?

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[SIGHS]

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Wanna sing songs?

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No. No songs.

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Absolutely
no songs.

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BOTH:
* Old MacDonald had a farm *

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* E-I-E-I-O *

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* With a quack-quack here
And a quack-quack there *

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* Here a quack, there a quack
Everywhere a quack, quack *

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* Old MacDonald had a farm *

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* E-I-E-I-O *

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* Camptown races
Sing this song *

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* Doodah, doodah *

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* Camptown races
Three miles long *

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* Oh da-doodah-day *

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* Chopsticks and chopsticks
And chopsticks and chopsticks *

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* And chopsticks and chopsticks
And chopsticks, chop, chop *

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* Chopsticks and chopsticks
And chopsticks and chopsticks *

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* And chopsticks and chopsticks
And chopsticks, chop, chop *

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Enough with
the "Chopsticks"!

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No more "Chopsticks"!

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[BREATHING HEAVILY]

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Please, Wakko, l beg you.

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Just sit down.

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Okay.

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Hello? Anyone?!

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GOYT:
 Ed, drop the saw
 and get the hammer.

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 That's a plunger.

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 Ahem.
 Warner Bros. Maintenance.

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Yeah, hello?
We are still in here.

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 Yes, sir. We're
 working on it. Hold on.

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[SIGHS]

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Hey, you wanna
hear a joke?

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No. I don't like
the jokes, Wakko.

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Not even
a knock-knock joke?

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No.

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It's really funny.

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Oh, all right. Fine.

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One joke.

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Knock, knock.

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Who's there?

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Max.

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Max who?

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Max wants to come in
and go crazy.

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Wait. Okay, now, that's
not really a joke, is it?

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You see, because
it makes no sense.

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It does
if you know Max.

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But I don't know Max!

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If you did,
you'd be laughing.

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[GROWLING]

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Get me out of here!

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GOYT:
 You still in there?

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 It was our indication
 that you got out.

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Oh. Really? Heh!

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What gave you
that indication?

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 That's just an indication
 we had.

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Now, you listen to me,
you little corporate lackey.

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I've been stuck in
an elevator for 10 hours

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with a little boy
telling me jokes,

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and I am nauseous
as well.

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Now, do something!

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 Okay, first thing:
 Don't panic.

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 Second thing:
 Don't throw up.

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 Come on, Ed.
 Bring the hammer.

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 That's my leg!

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We are doomed.

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Wakko. You has got to
get us out of here.

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Do something
silly and weird.

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One of your big, silly,
weird things.

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Huh?

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You know,
something big and silly

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from your gaggy bag.

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I didn't bring it.

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But you always has
your gaggy bag.

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Where is it?

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Give me
your gaggy bag.

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[BANGING]
Huh?

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Hello?!

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There's a banging in here.

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 That's Big Ed jumping
 up and down on the elevator.

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BIG ED:
I think it's stuck.

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GOYT:
 Yeah, tell you what. We're
 gonna raise the elevator

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 up to the 18th floor

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 and drop it real quick.

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Is that safe?

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 Don't know. Never tried it.

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 Ed likes the idea though.
 Don't you, Big Ed?

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BIG ED:
Oooh, howdy!

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GOYT:
 Hold on in there
 and don't throw up.

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Wheee!

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Faster! Faster!

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No!

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[METAL SCRAPING]

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I wanna do that again.
 Hey, in the elevator.

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 We're gonna go up and down
 a couple times super quick.

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 Go, Ed.

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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 Hey, in the elevator.

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 Ed wants to jump up and down
 on it again. Go, Ed.

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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 Hey, in the elevator.
 Guess what?

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 Big Ed's girth
 got it unstuck.

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 We're gonna lower you gently
 to the first floor. Go, Ed.

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[BOTH SCREAM, GRUNT]

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[CRASH, BOTH SCREAM]

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Wasn't that neat?

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I want to go home.

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 Hey, in the elevator.
 The doors are stuck,

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 so we're gonna have to use
 the Jaws of Life.

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[BANG]

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GOYT:
You must be the people
stuck in the elevator.

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Uh-oh. That wasn't
very smart of us, was it?

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Well, looks like we're stuck
till the next shift.

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[DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF YELPS]
GOYT: You wanna hear a joke?

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Knock, knock.
WAKKO: Who's there?

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MAN: Max.
DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF: Help!

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Help!

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Get me out of here! Help!

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NARRATOR:
 And now the story

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 of The Brave Little Trailer.

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[THUNDER CRASHING]

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 There was a little trailer

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 who lived in a court...

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 that got trashed by tornadoes

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 whose tempers were short.

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Whoa!

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 The losers got fed
 to the monster next door:

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 a steam shovel who loved
 to eat trailers galore.

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 But the Brave Little Trailer

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 ducked out of the way.

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 And lived to fight twisters
 on some other day.

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 And so this is what the Brave
 Little Trailer would say:

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Those cyclones may think
that I'm weaker and frailer,

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but they'll never smoosh me.

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I'm a smart little trailer.

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[GASPS]

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 For no matter how big

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 or how long or how scary,

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 no twister could touch him.

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I'm simply too wary.

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 So the years came and went,

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 and with them, much thunder.

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 But where tornadoes failed,

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 time had stepped in to plunder.

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 The Brave Little Trailer

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 was older and dusty.

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My wheels are worn out,

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and my axle is rusty.

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 The new trailers had high-tech
 features and polish.

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Which you know the next twister
is gonna demolish.

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 His neighbors, all newer,

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 more modern and sleeker, said:

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This guy's making
our neighborhood weaker.

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Why, he's driving
down values

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and looks totally spent.

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The scrap heap
is where he ought to be sent.

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 So for the Brave Little
 Trailer,

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 that was a wrap.

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 He was sent to the junkyard

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 and there sold for scrap.

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 The steam shovel licked

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 its steel chops with glee

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 at the sight of its dinner.

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The main course is me.
[THUNDER CRASHES]

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 When all of a sudden,

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 ripping down from the sky,

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 came the mother of cyclones.

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Stopping by to say hi.

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 The high-tech trailers

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 shut their windows all tight

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 and stood there unmoving,

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 an arrogant sight.

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With our new weather radar,
there is no delay

260
00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:47,167
ascertaining that doom
is now heading this way.

261
00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:49,133
 Indeed, this was our hero's

262
00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:50,901
 big moment of truth.

263
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,400
Too bad that I'm here

264
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,100
and not in Duluth.

265
00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,801
 But now
 the Brave Little Trailer

266
00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:58,167
 had his craftiest plot.
[GROWLING]

267
00:10:58,167 --> 00:11:00,968
Frankly, I was thinking
of just crying a lot.

268
00:11:00,968 --> 00:11:03,167
 But instead,
 he slapped the shovel

269
00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:04,868
 square in the face

270
00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:06,534
 which sent the two rivals

271
00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:08,501
 into a chase.

272
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,901
 Our hero moved swiftly,

273
00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:13,667
 avoiding the clench...

274
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:16,901
Of the shovel,
who angrily dug a deep trench.

275
00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:19,634
 Soon the steam shovel's trench

276
00:11:19,634 --> 00:11:21,434
 became a big crater.

277
00:11:21,434 --> 00:11:22,601
Pay attention to this.

278
00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:24,634
There's a quiz on it later.

279
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,667
 And now our small hero

280
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,701
 led the chase underground,

281
00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:31,100
 where all you could hear

282
00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:34,267
 was a fierce crunching sound.

283
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,334
[ALL GASP]

284
00:11:37,334 --> 00:11:40,834
 Then suddenly,
 up into view from below,

285
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,901
 popped our own Little Trailer.

286
00:11:42,901 --> 00:11:45,400
That shovel's a schmo.

287
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,701
[GROWLS]

288
00:11:48,701 --> 00:11:50,734
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

289
00:11:50,734 --> 00:11:52,033
Huh?

290
00:11:53,434 --> 00:11:56,334
 He leapt in the air
 to taunt the big bruiser,

291
00:11:56,334 --> 00:11:57,767
 and the thug took the bait

292
00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,734
 to wind up the loser

293
00:11:59,734 --> 00:12:03,167
 in a square-off that pulled him
 into the funnel.

294
00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:06,434
BRAVE LITTLE TRAILER:
And there was no light
at the end of that tunnel.

295
00:12:08,534 --> 00:12:09,968
 The steam shovel flew,

296
00:12:09,968 --> 00:12:11,901
 then fell all apart,

297
00:12:11,901 --> 00:12:13,400
 and everyone knew...

298
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,501
Now, that's gotta smart.

299
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:18,400
 Now half of the twister's
 foul work was all done.

300
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,534
 But what's this?

301
00:12:19,534 --> 00:12:22,033
 That little guy
 spoiled all his fun.

302
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,234
Hold it, pipsqueak.

303
00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:25,767
 The cyclone did bellow.

304
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:29,000
 And things sure looked bleak
 for our poor little fellow.

305
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,200
 But the trailer worked quickly,
 and without delay,

306
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,734
 he pushed all his neighbors

307
00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:35,734
 right out of harm's way.

308
00:12:35,734 --> 00:12:37,334
 Then our hero called up

309
00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:39,234
 from his simple dirt dome:

310
00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:41,234
Ah, go chase your tail.

311
00:12:41,234 --> 00:12:43,300
There's no place like home.

312
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,601
 The big twister pounded,

313
00:12:44,601 --> 00:12:46,100
 as all cyclones do.

314
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,801
But underground's
the one place

315
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,834
those guys can't get to.

316
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,300
 The new high-tech trailers

317
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,133
 were now safe from the wrath

318
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,300
 of the twister,

319
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,934
 who dropped all it had
 in its path,

320
00:12:56,934 --> 00:12:58,834
 till it played out its rage

321
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:00,400
 and wore down to a level

322
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,234
 where our hero stomped out

323
00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:04,234
 the annoying dust devil.

324
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,067
You can call me a wise guy,

325
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,868
a cranky old grump,

326
00:13:07,868 --> 00:13:09,434
but when it comes to tornadoes,

327
00:13:09,434 --> 00:13:12,100
heh! I'm nobody's chump.

328
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,667
[ALL CHEERING]

329
00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:18,901
And that's a story

330
00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:21,167
all little trailers
should know.

331
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,000
ALL:
Good night, Gramps.
[SQUEAKING]

332
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,400
Good night, kids.
Now, I gotta go.

333
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:31,000
Up to the roof.
It's a quarter to 9.

334
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,534
Time for an old pal

335
00:13:32,534 --> 00:13:34,434
to turn on my sign.

336
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,434
[***]

337
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,334
We two
are old friends now.

338
00:13:47,334 --> 00:13:49,000
We share in the work.

339
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,300
But I don't
pay him much

340
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,734
'cause he's still
a big jerk.

341
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,267
[***]

342
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,200
[***]

343
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,267
Gee, Brain. What do
you wanna do tonight?

344
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,133
The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.

345
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:15,501
Try to take over the world.

346
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:19,200
 * They're Pinky
 And the Brain *

347
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,300
 * They're Pinky
 And the Brain *

348
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,234
 * One is a genius *

349
00:14:23,234 --> 00:14:25,067
 * The other's insane *

350
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:27,033
 * To prove their mousy worth *

351
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,033
 * They'll overthrow
 The Earth *

352
00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:31,100
 * They're dinky
 They're Pinky *

353
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:34,667
 * And the Brain, Brain, Brain,
 Brain, Brain *

354
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,567
[***]

355
00:14:42,601 --> 00:14:45,801
ANNOUNCER:
 And now we visit the
 Warner Bros. animation studio

356
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:49,000
 for another segment in
 our almost nonexistent series

357
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,801
 on the making of cartoons.

358
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:53,367
 Today, voice recording.

359
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:55,000
 Here in a recording studio,

360
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,200
 actors must
 occasionally replace lines

361
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,434
 and add new ones while they
 watch the action on a screen.

362
00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:03,300
 In this case, the Brain
 has been brought back

363
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,234
 to replace some dialogue.

364
00:15:05,234 --> 00:15:09,067
PINKY:
We're here. Narf! Ha-ha-ha!

365
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:10,634
Brain, you're here.
Great.

366
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:12,467
And only 45 minutes
late today.

367
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,934
You, leave.

368
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:16,300
But, Brain, I--
I'm the producer.

369
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,033
Then leave very quickly.

370
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,167
You as well. Go.

371
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,234
Come on, Brain.

372
00:15:22,234 --> 00:15:24,133
I write all your best material.

373
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,701
Shakespeare wrote
my best material.

374
00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:29,901
You write drivel unfit
for a light-bulb commercial.

375
00:15:29,901 --> 00:15:31,667
You too, leave.

376
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:32,801
Go. Out.

377
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,100
Brain, I am
the director.

378
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,901
You were the director.

379
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:39,067
Pinky will direct
this session.

380
00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:43,167
But--
I take direction from one person

381
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,734
under protest.

382
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,467
But from two
I don't sit still.

383
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,100
Now go.

384
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,501
I can't believe
that guy.

385
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:51,834
I Taft-Hartley'd him
on his first job.

386
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:53,501
I heard that.

387
00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:57,067
PINKY: Hi, Harry.
Hi.

388
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,934
Ready to go, Brain?
Yes.

389
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:11,934
PINKY:
 Okay. We're going to
 run the picture,

390
00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:14,000
 and you read the copy.

391
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,334
Animaniacs 406-859,
 take one.

392
00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:23,567
"We know a remote farm
in Lincolnshire

393
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,367
"where Mrs. Buckley lives.

394
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,367
Every July,
peas grow there."

395
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,133
Do you really mean that?

396
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:32,400
Uh, yeah. But if you could start
a half second later...

397
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,367
Don't you think you really wanna
say "July" over the snow?

398
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,767
Isn't that the fun of it?

399
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,567
I think it's so nice
that you see

400
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:40,000
a snow-covered field

401
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,300
and say, "Every July, peas
grow there."
PINKY: Um--

402
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,667
We're talking about 'em growing,
and she's picked 'em.

403
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:47,367
 Well, we want to be
 out of that snowy field.

404
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:49,634
But I was out.
We were on to a can of peas,

405
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,367
a big...dish of peas,

406
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,667
when I said "in July."

407
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,167
PINKY: Oh, sorry.
Yes, always.

408
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,634
I'm always p-past that.
PINKY: Y-you are.

409
00:16:57,634 --> 00:16:59,267
Yes.
Um...

410
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:02,400
can you emphasize a bit "in,"
"in July"?

411
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,501
Why? That doesn't
make any sense.

412
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,868
Sorry. There's no known way
of saying an English sentence

413
00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:10,901
in which you begin a sentence
with "in" and emphasize it.

414
00:17:10,901 --> 00:17:14,133
Get me a jury and show me
how you can say, "in July,"

415
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,868
and I'll make cheese
for you.

416
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,067
That's just idiotic, if you'll
forgive my saying so.

417
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:20,667
That's just stupid.
 "In July."

418
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,200
Impossible, meaningless.

419
00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:27,367
I was just thinking that--
 You aren't thinking.

420
00:17:28,634 --> 00:17:30,767
Brain, it was my fault.
I said, "in July."

421
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:32,334
If you could leave
"every July."

422
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:34,434
You didn't say it.
He said it.

423
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,868
You're a friend.

424
00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:38,534
Too much directing around here.

425
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:39,934
Right,
why don't we move on?

426
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:43,834
Um,
Animaniacs406-859,

427
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,501
take two.

428
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,968
"We know a certain fjord
in Norway,

429
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:53,667
near where the cod gather
in great shoals."

430
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,667
"There, Jan St--

431
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,567
St-- Staguland--" Shoot.

432
00:17:57,567 --> 00:18:00,601
Um, a fraction more on
that "shoals" thing, Brain.

433
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,901
Because you rolled it
round there very nicely.

434
00:18:02,901 --> 00:18:05,033
 Yes, roll it round
 and I have no more time.

435
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,167
You don't know
what I'm up against.

436
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:08,901
This is a very wearying one.

437
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:10,767
It's unpleasant to read.

438
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,133
Unrewarding.

439
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,367
Let's just move on.
Next cue.

440
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:16,801
Here, under protest,
is "Beef Burgers."

441
00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:21,601
"We know a little place
in the American Far West

442
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,767
"where Charlie Briggs chops up
the finest prairie-fed beef

443
00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:25,901
and tastes--"

444
00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:28,167
This is a lot of tripe,
you know that?

445
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:31,367
You want one more?
We do, actually.

446
00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:33,734
And you missed the first "beef",
actually, completely.

447
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:34,934
 What do you mean,
 missed it?

448
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:37,334
You're emphasizing
"prairie-fed."

449
00:18:37,334 --> 00:18:38,868
But you can't emphasize "beef."

450
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,501
That's like wanting me
to emphasize "in" before "July."

451
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:44,000
Come on, fellas, you're losing
your heads.
PINKY: Sorry.

452
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,467
I wouldn't direct a living actor
like this in Shakespeare,

453
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:48,067
the way you do this.
It's impossible.

454
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,234
PINKY:
 Well, you did
 the first six lines and--

455
00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:52,901
The right reading for this
is the one I'm giving it.

456
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:54,033
At the moment.

457
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,968
 I heard
 that.

458
00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,901
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

459
00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:01,934
You are such pests.

460
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,133
Now, what is it you want?

461
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:06,234
In your depths of
your ignorance,

462
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:07,834
what is it you want?

463
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:09,701
Whatever it is you want,
I can't deliver it,

464
00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:11,067
'cause I just don't see it.

465
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,133
That was absolutely fine.
It really was.

466
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,434
Now, could we just have
one more go, please, sorry?

467
00:19:15,434 --> 00:19:17,100
Why?
I just did it right.

468
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,300
I'm not used to having more
than one person in there.

469
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,534
One more word out of you,
and you go, is that clear?

470
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:22,934
Yes, sir.

471
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:24,467
Who the heck are you, anyway?

472
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,667
HARRY:
 I'm the engineer.

473
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,701
Well, why are you asking me
for another one?

474
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:30,033
Well, I thought
there was a slight gonk.

475
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:31,968
Jiminy.

476
00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:35,100
What is a gonk? Do you mind
telling me what that is, please?

477
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,868
Well, it's like a "narf,"
but from outside.

478
00:19:37,868 --> 00:19:40,601
"Like a narf but from outside."

479
00:19:42,434 --> 00:19:45,300
So can we just have
one more go, Brain?

480
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,501
No. Absolutely not.

481
00:19:47,501 --> 00:19:50,434
There's no money in the world
worth this kind of aggravation.

482
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,467
If you want this done,

483
00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:55,033
you'll just have to
find some actor

484
00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:57,501
who does...impressions.

485
00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:01,667
Good luck and good day.

486
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,767
WOMAN:
All right, are you
all here to audition

487
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:06,968
for the part of the Brain?

488
00:20:06,968 --> 00:20:09,400
ALL:
Yes, always.

489
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,033
[***]

490
00:20:13,234 --> 00:20:14,334
[CLEARS THROAT]

491
00:20:14,334 --> 00:20:15,868
On second thought, fellas,

492
00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:18,267
let's...try it again,
shall we?

493
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,501
Right-o, Brain.

494
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:20,934
But, Pinky...

495
00:20:20,934 --> 00:20:23,667
remember,
we must be finished by 6.

496
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,100
Why, Brain?
What are we gonna do tonight?

497
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,601
The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.

498
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:31,100
Try to take over the world.

499
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,868
 * They're dinky
 They're Pinky *

500
00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:35,501
 * And the Brain, Brain, Brain,
 Brain, Brain *

501
00:20:38,234 --> 00:20:39,634
[***]

502
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,968
ALL:
Ciao-a-bunga.