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ANNOUNCER:
 Newsreel of the Stars.

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 Dateline, Hollywood, 1930.
 The Warner Bros. studio.

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 Here at the studio's
 new Animation Department,

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 the artists toil endlessly

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 to come up with cartoon stars,

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 ultimately creating
 three new characters:

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 the Warner brothers
 and their sister, Dot.

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ALL:
Hello, Nurse.

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 Unfortunately, the Warner kids
 were totally out of control.

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ALL:
Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy.

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 The trio ran amok
 throughout the studio...

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 until their capture.

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 The Warners' films,
 which made absolutely no sense,

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 were locked away
 in the studio vault,

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 never to be released.

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 As for the Warners themselves,
 they were locked away

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 in the studio water tower,
 also never to be released.

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 Publicly,
 the studio has disavowed

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 any knowledge
 of the Warners' existence

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 to this very day,
 when the Warners escaped.

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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Here's the show's name-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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[***]

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CAROLERS:
* We wish you
A merry Christmas *

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* We wish you
A merry Christmas *

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* We wish you
A merry Christmas *

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* And a happy New Year *

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* Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin *

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* Good tidings for Christmas
And a happy New Year *

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* We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas *

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* We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy New Year *

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Would you be quiet!

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Why does everyone give me
fruitcake for Christmas?

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I hate fruitcake!

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Come in.

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Youse wanted that I should
see you, Mr. Plotz?

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Come in, Ralph,
but don't sit down.

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What I have to say
won't take long.

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Uh, before you gives me
my Christmas bonus,

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I has some prepared
Christmas words that
I has prepared for you

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for the Christmas stuff.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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"Mr. CEOs of Warner Bros:

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"I am honored to work
for youse and say to youse

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a merry Christmas Eve."

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I now gives to you this festive
Christmas fruitcake

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made from my wife's hands.

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Thrilling.
[GLASS SHATTERS]

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I've been going over
the end-of-the-year budget.

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Do you know how much damage
those kids, the Warners,

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have caused this year, Ralph?

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Uh...

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Well, it's a lot! And it was
your job to watch them!

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You're finished.

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You failed. You're fired!

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Merry Christmas.

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[***]

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And finally, in the future,
to cut costs,

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employees must bring
their own toilet paper.

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[CHAIN RATTLES]

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SLAPPY:
Why don't you lighten up?

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A horrible old squirrel.
What are you doing here?

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That's what I'd like to know.

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The studio keeps giving me
these stupid cameos.

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All right, hang on.
I got a couple of lines here.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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"Tonight you will be
visited by three ghosts."

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But why?

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I don't know.
I lost the other page.

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Can you believe
I'm doing this for scale?

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Hey! Where's my $464?

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I gotta get a new agent.

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I'm working too hard.
I must have been hallucinating.

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[RINGS]

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Hello?
Hiya, Plotzy!

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[CRIES OUT]

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What do you want?
I want you.

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Mwah.

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* I'm the ghost
Of Christmas past *

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* And all the folks
That you've harassed *

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* Are glad that I
Am here at last *

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* Because, Mr. CEO *

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* It's movie time
Relax and see *

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* As we climb up
Your family tree *

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* And look at how
You used to be *

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* Many years ago *

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It's showtime.

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What's this?

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The day you were born.

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That's you
as an itty-bitty baby.

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Such a good boy.

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Mama.

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Here's my bill for the delivery,
Mrs. Plotz.

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A bill? Ha!
You slapped me.

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You'll be hearing
from my lawyers.

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Well, he did. It hurt.

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You were mean from the start.
Remember when you were 5?

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You went and saw Santa
for the first time.

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Come along, young man.

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These are my lawyers.
My demands are as follows. Go.

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One red wagon, black wheels.

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Deluxe train set
with Western town.

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AIDE 3:
Forty speed bike.
Golden spokes.

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White horse with a brown tail.

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Not a pony. A horse! Got it?

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I got a pony, that charlatan.

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Enough of this, already.

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I'm a busy man.
Now, get out of here.

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Just one more clip.

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This was the worst.

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[SOBBING]

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How could you do this to me?

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You're too old
to run this company.

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I'm taking over.
Now, be out of here by noon.

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You can't do this.

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I'm sorry, Dad.
Merry Christmas.

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I kept his
medical benefits going.

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That was nice, wasn't it?

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Huh?

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What a terrible dream.

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I've gotta lay off
those commissary weenies.

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Probably another fruitcake.

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Who you calling a fruitcake?

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I'm the ghost
of Christmas present.

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It's a pun. Get it?

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* Thaddeus Plotz
you mean old man *

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* Causing pain
Wherever you can *

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* It's all about
To hit the fan *

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* You greedy CEO *

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* You're guilty
in the first degree *

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* Of causing pain and misery *

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* Now it's time for you to see *

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* So hang on, here we go *

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What are we doing in this dump?

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Visiting somebody.

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But I don't know anybody
who lives here.

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Well, they know you.

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Come on.

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Lucky for you,
they can't see us.

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Oh, that Mr. Plotz.
Someday I'll show him, I will.

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[GULPS]

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Aw, come on, son.

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Try not to let this
spoil our Christmas.

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Don't worry about it.

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I'll get another job.
You'll see.

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Duh, dinnertime.

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We couldn't afford
a turkey this years,

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what that your father got fired.

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Uh, what's we havin'?

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Delicious turkey Jell-O.

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Yums.

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I'm adopted.
I'll get even one day.

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Take me away from this place.

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I gotta get out of here before
that third ghost shows up.

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[BELL TOLLS]

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Oh, no.

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Security. Security.

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Oh, that's right.
Ralph was security.

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[SCREAMS]

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[***]

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[RASPY]
Thaddeus Plotz.

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[NORMAL VOICE]
Hello.

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I'll be your ghost of Christmas
future this evening.

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* Relax, chill out
Forget about your cares *

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It's a man who knows
what he wants.

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Also a man nobody wants.

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* Come on, it's time for you
To climb these stairs *

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You got a good head
on your shoulders, Plotz.

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Too bad you haven't got a neck.

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* Show 'em what you can do *
This is stupid.

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* The future's waiting for you *
Leave me alone.

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* Come on, Plotz
'Cause you've got lots *

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* To see
Before we're through *

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WOMEN:
* He's a dream
Hear us scream his name *

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* Plotz! *

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* Had no fun
And he's the one to blame *

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Hello, nurses.

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Say. Stop by the water tower,
and I'll show you my stamps.

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But, Yakko, you don't
have a stamp collection.

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All right, then,
you can open my mail.

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* There's nothing he can't do *

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They're crazy about me.

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*He's handsome
Yes, it's true *

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Let me know when those
costumes get heavy. Rowr.

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ALL:
*Come on, Plotz,
Because you've got lots *

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* To see
Before we're-- *

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You know what I like about you,
Plotz?

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Absolutely nothing.

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[SCREAMS]

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* Through *

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[SCREAMING]

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Nice of you to drop by.
Welcome to your future.

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This looks like my office.

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Not anymore. See?

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No!
And tell that Urkel guy

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he's too old to wear
his pants that high.

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It's embarrassing!

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What's that man
doing in my chair?

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Oh, this isn't your office
anymore. It's his.

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Don't you recognize him?

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It's Ralph's son.

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He vowed to get even
with you one day, remember?

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Now he runs the studio.

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But what about me?
Where am l?

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Psst. Over here.

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There.

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The cemetery? Forest Woodlawn?

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No, not there. There.

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No. It can't be.

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Oh, but it is. Watch.

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ALL:
Oh, Plotzy!

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This is my future?

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[***]

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RALPH'S SON:
Plotz!

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I thought I told you
to get those kids under control!

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But they're so fast.

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Then you're finished!
You failed! You're fired!

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Merry Christmas.

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[***]

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[SOBBING]
No. No, it can't be.

257
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:13,567
No! No, no, no, no.

258
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,467
No-o-o-o!

259
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:16,467
[WEEPING]

260
00:12:17,234 --> 00:12:18,234
Eh?

261
00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:20,367
I'm back. I'm back.

262
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,067
Hey! You down there!

263
00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:29,667
What day is today?

264
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,534
It's Christmas day.

265
00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:33,667
Whoa, dumber than advertised.

266
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,834
I still have time.

267
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,701
Go and buy the biggest
fruitcake you can find

268
00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:40,834
and deliver it to Ralph's house.

269
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:41,868
Here's some money.

270
00:12:41,868 --> 00:12:43,100
And keep the change.

271
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,601
Now, now, hurry.

272
00:12:44,601 --> 00:12:45,901
We're rich.

273
00:12:45,901 --> 00:12:47,067
Yea, we're rich!

274
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,868
RALPH & FAMILY:
* We wish you
A merry Christmas *

275
00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:52,601
* We wish you
A merry Christmas *

276
00:12:52,601 --> 00:12:54,634
* We wish you
A merry Christmas *

277
00:12:54,634 --> 00:12:56,901
* And a really swell New Years *

278
00:12:59,734 --> 00:13:00,734
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

279
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,534
Special delivery.

280
00:13:07,734 --> 00:13:09,767
Merry Christmas.

281
00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:13,133
Ralph, what's this I hear
about you leaving the studio?

282
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:15,567
Ah, you said you fireds me.

283
00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:16,701
[LAUGHS]

284
00:13:16,701 --> 00:13:19,334
No, I said you inspired me,
inspired me.

285
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:22,734
I want you back, Ralph.
But take a week off first.

286
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:25,300
Why, this must be
the little woman, so to speak.

287
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:29,534
Oh, I'm charmed, I'm sures.

288
00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:31,767
And you, Ralph Jr.
You like me, don't you?

289
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,033
No hard feelings, right?

290
00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:36,133
Please don't ever take
over the studio. Please.

291
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:37,267
I'll give you a pony.

292
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:38,534
I want a horse.

293
00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:39,801
[KNOCKING]

294
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,901
We got the biggest fruitcake
we could find. It's outside.

295
00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:50,901
Well, where is it? We're hungry.

296
00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:51,901
Okay.

297
00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:52,901
[WHISTLES]

298
00:13:59,801 --> 00:14:00,801
[MUMBLING]

299
00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:05,033
Don't worry, Mr. Plotz.

300
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,934
We'll have you out
of there by Easter.

301
00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:12,868
Merry Christmas to you too.

302
00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:15,167
[RINGING]

303
00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:26,167
[***]

304
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:31,968
[***]

305
00:14:39,234 --> 00:14:42,667
CHILDREN:
 * Silent night *

306
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:45,734
 *Holy night *

307
00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:49,067
 * All is calm *

308
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:52,334
 * All is bright *

309
00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:58,567
 * Round yon virgin
 Mother and child *

310
00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:04,901
 * Holy infant
 So tender and mild *

311
00:15:04,901 --> 00:15:11,734
 * Sleep in heavenly peace *

312
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:17,100
 * Sleep in heavenly peace *

313
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,000
[BAAING]

314
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:21,601
[***]

315
00:15:21,601 --> 00:15:24,467
ALL:
* We three shepherds
Traveling far *

316
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:27,534
* How we wish
That we had a car *

317
00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:30,501
* We cannot sleep
Because with our sheep *

318
00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:33,367
* We're following yonder star *

319
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,434
* Oh, oh *

320
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:40,434
* Star of wonder
Star of night *

321
00:15:40,434 --> 00:15:44,434
* Star of royal beauty bright *

322
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:48,400
* Westward leading
Still proceeding *

323
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:53,167
* Guide us to
Thy perfect light *

324
00:15:56,133 --> 00:16:00,801
CHILDREN:
 * Oh, little town
 Of Bethlehem *

325
00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:05,434
 * How still we see thee lie *

326
00:16:05,434 --> 00:16:10,334
 * Above thy deep
 And dreamless sleep *

327
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:14,968
 * The silent stars go by *

328
00:16:14,968 --> 00:16:20,100
 * Yet in thy dark street
 Shineth *

329
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:24,067
 * The everlasting light *

330
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:29,934
 * The hopes and fears
 Of all the years *

331
00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:34,400
 * Are met in thee tonight *

332
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:43,000
 * Away in a manger
 No crib for his bed *

333
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:48,934
 * The little Lord Jesus
 Lays down his sweet head *

334
00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:55,300
 * The stars in the sky look
 Down where he lay *

335
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,467
 * The little Lord Jesus *

336
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:03,467
 * Asleep on the hay *

337
00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:13,033
[***]

338
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:26,968
ALL:
* We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar *

339
00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:30,133
* Field and fountain
Moor and mountain *

340
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,000
* Following yonder star *

341
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000
* Oh, oh *

342
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:40,000
* Star of wonder
Star of night *

343
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,000
* Star of royal beauty bright *

344
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,234
* Westward leading
Still proceeding *

345
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:52,968
* Guide us to
Thy perfect light *

346
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,701
[HORSES TROTTING]

347
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:03,734
* Come, they told me
Parum-pa pum-pum *

348
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:09,567
* Our newborn king to see
Parum-pa pum-pum *

349
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:15,534
* Our finest gifts we bring
Parum-pa pum-pum *

350
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:21,501
ALL:
* To lay before the king
Parum-pa pum-pum *

351
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,601
* Rum-pa pum-pum,
Rum-pa pum-pum *

352
00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:31,868
* So to honor him
Parum-pa pum-pum *

353
00:18:31,868 --> 00:18:33,901
* When we come *

354
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:42,367
ALL:
* Baby Jesus
Parum-pa pum-pum *

355
00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:47,734
* We are just poor kids too
Parum-pa pum-pum *

356
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:54,167
* We have no gift to bring
Parum-pa pum-pum *

357
00:18:56,501 --> 00:19:00,267
* That's fit to give our king
Parum-pa pum-pum *

358
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:03,334
* Rum-pa pum-pum
Rum-pa pum-pum *

359
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:09,300
* Shall I play for you
Parum-pa pum-pum *

360
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:13,267
* On my drum? *

361
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:20,067
[JAZZY VERSION]
* Mary nodded
Parum-pa pum-pum *

362
00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:25,400
* The ox and lamb kept time
Parum-pa pum-pum *

363
00:19:26,968 --> 00:19:30,834
* We play our drum for him
Parum-pa pum-pum *

364
00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:35,868
* We play our best for him
Parum-pa pum-pum *

365
00:19:35,868 --> 00:19:38,968
* Rum-pa pum-pum
Rum-pa pum-pum *

366
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:40,300
So hit it.

367
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,801
[PLAYING UP-TEMPO SWING BEAT]

368
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:44,767
BOTH:
* Come, they told me
Parum-pa pum-pum *

369
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:50,601
* Our newborn king to see
Parum-pa pum-pum *

370
00:19:50,601 --> 00:19:55,467
* Our finest gifts we bring
Parum-pa pum-pum *

371
00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:58,267
* To lay before the king
Parum-pa pum-pum *

372
00:19:58,267 --> 00:20:00,434
* Rum-pa pum-pum
Rum-pa pum-pum *

373
00:20:04,601 --> 00:20:09,133
* So to honor him
Parum-pa pum-pum *

374
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:12,200
ALL:
* On my drum *

375
00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:30,534
* And he smiled at me
Parum-pa pum-pum *

376
00:20:31,634 --> 00:20:34,200
* Me and my drum *

377
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,567
[***]

378
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,501
ALL:
Merry Christmas.

379
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,000
[***]