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NARRATOR:
Newsreel of the Stars.

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 Dateline, Hollywood, 1930.
 The Warner Bros. studio.

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 Home of the biggest stars
 in Tinseltown.

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 Here at the studio's
 new animation department,

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 the artists toil endlessly
 to come up with cartoon stars,

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 ultimately creating
 three new characters:

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 the Warner brothers
 and their sister Dot.

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ALL:
Hello, Nurse!

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 Unfortunately, the Warner kids
 were totally out of control,

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 and sent the animators
 running to the hills.

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ALL:
Bye!

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Boingy! Boingy!
Boingy! Boingy!

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 The trio ran amuck
 throughout the studio,

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 creating utter chaos.

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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 Finally, they were captured.

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 The Warners' films,
 which made absolutely no sense,

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 were locked away
 in the studio vault,

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 never to be released.

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 As for the Warners themselves,
 who made even less sense,

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 they were locked away
 in the studio water tower,

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 also never to be released.

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 Publicly,
 the studio has disavowed

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 any knowledge
 of the Warners' existence

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 to this very day,
 when the Warners escaped.

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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Here's the show's name-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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NARRATOR:
 And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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"Requiem for a Lamb."

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 Mary had a little lamb

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 With mint jelly

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Thank you.

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[FINGERS SNAPPING]

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NARRATOR:
 This has been another visit
 to Dot's Poetry Corner.

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[***]

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[***]

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ALL:
* Ravioli, pepperoni
Tortellini and spumoni *

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* Funicello, Mastroianni
Toscanini, baked salami *

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* Minestrone, extra cheesy *

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* Fried scungilli *
* Over easy *

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ALL:
* Muscatel, apple betty
Rigatoni and spaghetti *

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* La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la *

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* La, la, la, la, la, hey! *

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[DOOR OPENS & CLOSES]

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I...think the cartoon
just started.

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What are those kids doing

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in my personal
and private booth?

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I don't know, Godfather.

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You want we should
off 'em, boss?

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No. This infringement
I will handle on my own.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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We're not ready
to order yet.

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[KISSING SOUNDS]

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[GROWLING]

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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All right, already.

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We'll have the pisghetti
and meatballs.

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I'm not your waiter.

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I am Don Pepperoni,
the Godfather.

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Can we call you "Daddoo"?

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You will call me
"the Godfather."

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I like "Daddoo" better.
Me too.

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This is my booth,
and I want you out.

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But we were here first.

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Hey, why don't you go sit in one
of those other booths, Daddoo?

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Stop calling me "Daddoo."
I'm the Godfather,

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and that's my booth
and I want you out.

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Looks like somebody
never learned to share.

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You come here
to this restaurant,

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sit in my personal
and private booth and insult me?

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Of course not.
If we wanted to insult you,

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we would have called you
"Tubby Mushroomhead Man."

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[GROANS]

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Show these kids the door.

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That's okay.
We can see it from here.

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YAKKO:
Ooh, nice door.

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WAKKO:
Faboo.

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DOT:
Great hinges.

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Was it something
we said?

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Waiter. Waiter!

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Bring me my pasta.

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[***]

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BOTH:
* You called out for a waiter
Here we are for you *

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* We'll serve your food
Much later *

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* We're the Warner Waiter Two *

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* Don't order the fondue *

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Now, for lunch.

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Allow me to suggest
the chef's salad.

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The chef couldn't finish his.

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DON PEPPERONI:
That's disgusting.

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So, what'll it be, Daddoo?
The calamari or the squid?

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The calamari is squid.

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Well, how 'bout the pasta
or the noodles?

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The pasta is noodles.

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Well, would you like
red sauce or marinara?

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Marinara is red sauce.

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Zucchini or squash?
Ham or prosciutto?

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Drink or beverage?

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They're all the same!

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Do you realize
this cuts our menu in half?

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That does it!

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[GOONS GROWLING]

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Hey, I can do that.

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[SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING]

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WARNERS:
* Aye, aye, aye, aye *

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Stop it!

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Remove these little pests.

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BOTH:
Yes, Don Pepperoni.

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ALL:
Eww!

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Now!

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BOTH:
What happened?

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Eww.

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You've been eating garlic.

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Why, you lousy kid.

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WAKKO:
Is there a problem, sir?

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I can have you all fitted
for cement shoes.

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Ooh, can I see something
in a perky pump?

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How big a fool
do you think I am?

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Let's see.

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Oh, about a size 8,
double D.

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How does this fit,
Daddoo?

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Ooh, these are comfy.

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Hey.

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You're gonna be sleeping
with the fishes tonight.

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Can we all go?

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Is Jimmy Hoffa there?

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Will he read to us?

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Get rid of them!

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[WET KISSING SOUNDS]

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Eww!

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Aren't you worried
about germs?

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[STAMMERING]

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Out!

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Oof! I am stupefied
as to what has just occurred.

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Father's home.
Daddy.

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Daddy. Daddoo.
Daddy.

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I put my pet
in your pocket.

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[SNARLING]

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Where's Mommy?
Still married to the mob?

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Give us a kiss.

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Garlic. Here.
Have a lifesaver.

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[YELLING]

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[PLAYING ITALIAN MUSIC]

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ALL:
* Speak softly, love
And we will sing a serenade *

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* To fill your heart
With gentle love *

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* While music plays *

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* The night is young *

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* The day is through *

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ALL:
* And we were sitting here
before you *

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Out, out, out, out!

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Was the song
really that bad?

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ALL:
Ugh!

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[AUSTRIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

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Come in
and enjoy the schnitzel.

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Huh? Huh? Huh?

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[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]

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Like, coolsville,
daddy-O.

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[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

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Ah, if it isn't
the big kahuna.

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And his two little kahunas.

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Apple poi or cherry poi?

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No, no, no.

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I want my booth.
I want my waiter.

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I want my spaghetti!

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Pisghetti?

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Yes. I want spaghetti.

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On second thought,
please, I give up.

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Can we make a deal?

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A deeeeal?

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Yes, anything.

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[ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

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[ALL SLURPING]

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How you like
the pisghetti, huh?

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ALL:
Eww.

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The food's great,
but the service stinks.

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ANNOUNCER:
 It's Mime Time.

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 Today on Mime Time:

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 lifting an imaginary barbell.

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 The end.

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[***]

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ALL:
* Lake Titicaca
Oh, Lake Titicaca *

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* It's between
Bolivia and Peru *

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* Lake Titicaca
Oh, Lake Titicaca *

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* With waters tranquil
And blue *

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* Oh, Lake Titicaca
Yes, Lake Titicaca *

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* Why do we sing of its fame? *

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* Lake Titicaca
Yes, Lake Titicaca *

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* 'Cause we really like
Saying its name *

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* Titicaca! *

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Okay, so one time
Randy Beaman's cat

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ate this fish
from the fish tank,

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but the fish was a piranha

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and it lived inside
the cat forever,

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and the cat became
"Piranha Cat."

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Okay, bye.

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[***]

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WARNERS:
 * Like Abbott and Costello
 Like Sonny and Cher *

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 * Like Martin and Lewis
 They're a perfect pair *

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 * Like Laurel and Hardy
 Like Fontanne and Lunt *

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 * They're perfectly mismatched
 They're Rita and Runt *

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[***]

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* We're off to Florida
To lie in the sun *

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* Enjoy my leisure time *

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* And have some fun *
Tallahassee

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* We're off to Florida
Where the smart people go *

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* We're off to Florida *

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* Where the tropical
Breezes blow *

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 * Take me to Florida
 To play on the sand *

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 * Sleep in the mangroves
 And eat off the land *

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Ahh.

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RITA:
Feels like we're comin'
in for a landing, Runt.

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RUNT:
Sarasota, here we come.

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[TIRES SKIDDING]

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Hello, Florida.

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[WIND HOWLING]

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So much for global warming.

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RUNT:
Snow. I love snow.

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I didn't know
it snowed in Florida.

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It doesn't snow in Florida.

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Well, that could only mean
one thing,

255
00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:11,534
but, uh, unfortunately,
I have no idea what that is.

256
00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:13,234
It means we're gonna
freeze our patoots

257
00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:14,968
if we don't find
someplace warm.

258
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,567
Oh, that's bad,
definitely bad.

259
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:17,868
I don't want
my patoot frozen.

260
00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:19,901
Nobody likes
a frozen patoot.

261
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:21,968
Uh, Rita, what's a patoot?

262
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,267
Stop talking, Runt.

263
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:24,400
Okay.

264
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:28,067
[SEAL BARKING]

265
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,467
[SNIFFING]

266
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,367
MAN:
Hey, dog,
get away from there.

267
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:39,400
That is no fire hydrant.
It is a dogsled.

268
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,400
Boy, you dumb.

269
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,701
Dumber than
the federal government.

270
00:13:42,701 --> 00:13:45,167
Let me tell you
about government.

271
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:49,400
Think of your money as meat.
And I'm government.

272
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,400
Now, I slice off a big chunk
of your money as taxes

273
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,567
and throw it to the dogs.

274
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,334
Then I do it again.

275
00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:58,734
Hmm.

276
00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:01,234
I'm gonna make you
a business proposition, friend.

277
00:14:01,234 --> 00:14:03,300
Now, I want you
to hear me out on this.

278
00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:07,400
See, I'm running for president,
and I got a dogsled

279
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,868
full of campaign promises

280
00:14:08,868 --> 00:14:12,567
that I gotta get to a fundraiser
in Fairbanks by tomorrow night.

281
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:15,067
Well, the trouble is
I got no dog.

282
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,868
Bottom line:
you wanna pull my sled?

283
00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:20,567
[BARKING]

284
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:22,400
Good deal. Problem solved.

285
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,734
My first volunteer.
Proud to have you.

286
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,334
Now, mush!

287
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:36,868
Well, now, that's just sad.

288
00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:39,033
You remind me
of the do-nothings in Congress.

289
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:41,601
Bunch of buffoons.

290
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:44,367
All right, let's try it again.
Hit the road, bub.

291
00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:48,734
Oh, am I in this cartoon too?

292
00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:51,267
No, no, no felines.
I hate felines.

293
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,300
Only thing I hate more
than a feline

294
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,968
is a Washington lobbyist.
Now, get.

295
00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:56,067
Yeow!

296
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:05,300
Loyalty. I like that in
a pack dog and in a volunteer.

297
00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:09,701
All right, pardner, you win.

298
00:15:12,234 --> 00:15:15,367
Now, uh, will you please mush?

299
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,868
[BARKING]

300
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,634
[***]

301
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,367
I'll tell you what,
here's the deal:

302
00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:29,300
I'll pitch the tent,
then we'll cook up some beans.

303
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,634
Beans? Yech!

304
00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:43,834
Yeow!

305
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:47,133
The fish are biting.

306
00:15:48,701 --> 00:15:50,100
Oh, boy. Fish.

307
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,767
MAN:
Well, lookie here.

308
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:56,334
Dang. You are one
industrious dog.

309
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,567
I like that.
Good dog.

310
00:15:59,601 --> 00:16:02,334
I feel used.

311
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:05,868
[HARMONICA PLAYING
"HOME ON THE RANGE"]

312
00:16:05,868 --> 00:16:06,868
[BELCHES]

313
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,667
[YAWNS]

314
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,267
Well, time to turn in.

315
00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:14,901
We got a big day tomorrow.
Come on, pardner.

316
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,901
MAN:
Now, hold it right there.

317
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:22,701
Campaign staff only.
No felines.

318
00:16:27,868 --> 00:16:31,033
* They say a smile
Will do the trick *

319
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,767
* With a little charm
Laid on thick *

320
00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:36,767
* But listen, folks
Forget those strokes *

321
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:40,000
* 'Cause cats always get
The short end of the stick *

322
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,234
[SIGHS]

323
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,567
[BEAR GROWLING]

324
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:52,534
Runt. Wake up, Runt.

325
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:55,167
[SNORING]

326
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,033
Sleeping Beauty.

327
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,033
[ROARS]
[SCREAMS]

328
00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:01,601
Hey, your shoes
are untied.

329
00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:02,601
Huh?

330
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:05,434
[GROANING]

331
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:08,701
[SIZZLING]

332
00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:11,167
[YELPING]

333
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:13,300
What happened? Huh?

334
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:16,801
[BARKING]

335
00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:18,901
Well, I'll swear,
you got more guts

336
00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:21,434
than Al Gore
at a lumberjacks' convention.

337
00:17:21,434 --> 00:17:24,133
That's why I like dogs.
A feline would never do that.

338
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,400
MAN:
Let's get some shuteye.

339
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,634
We gotta catch a boat
for Fairbanks in the morning.

340
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:34,200
* Cats always get
The short end of the stick *

341
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,167
MAN:
There's the boat.

342
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,601
Mush.

343
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,834
I'm gonna hurl.

344
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,634
MAN:
Hurry! It's gonna
leave without us.

345
00:17:45,634 --> 00:17:47,067
MAN:
Now, don't quit.

346
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,267
Didn't work for me
and it ain't gonna work for you.

347
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:51,067
I gotta get to that fundraiser.

348
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:52,567
Get up and mush, boy.

349
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:53,567
[ICE CRACKING]

350
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:55,133
Uh-oh.

351
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,400
Help!

352
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,400
Don't just lie there.
Do something.

353
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,434
Help. Heeeelp!

354
00:18:05,434 --> 00:18:08,901
I hate to risk one of my lives
for a politician.

355
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,367
Heeeeeeeelp!

356
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:30,234
Help!

357
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,534
[YELPS]

358
00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:33,534
[***]

359
00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:35,634
Good job. I would have
done it myself,

360
00:18:35,634 --> 00:18:36,667
but I keep slippin'.

361
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:37,667
[GRUNTS]

362
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,167
I don't know what to say,
pardner.

363
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,200
Only a genius pack dog

364
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,300
would send a dumb feline
out with a rope.

365
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,834
Now, that's management.

366
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,901
That does it.
I'm outta here.

367
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:51,968
Good dog. Good dog.

368
00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:54,934
I pull the Lassie maneuver
of the century,

369
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,901
and he's the good dog?

370
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:59,200
That's it.
I'm votin' Democrat.

371
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,534
[***]

372
00:19:01,534 --> 00:19:04,534
* I'll take my chances
And I'll go it alone *

373
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:07,868
* Leave Runt behind me
And be on my own *

374
00:19:07,868 --> 00:19:10,868
* Head to the tropics
Where summer's in season *

375
00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:12,133
* The sooner the better *

376
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:13,901
* 'Cause, man
My butt is freezing *

377
00:19:13,901 --> 00:19:15,334
[HORN HONKS]

378
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:18,567
Hi, Rita.

379
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:21,067
I thought you were staying
with Mr. Politician.

380
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:23,534
We had a difference of opinion.
I resigned.

381
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:29,167
You dumb dog. I quit!

382
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,534
No, I don't. I'm back.
I quit. No, I'm back.

383
00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:32,801
I'm good. I quit.

384
00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:34,400
No, I stop. I'm back.
I quit. I'm back.

385
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,067
[STAMMERING]
I quit. I'm back. I quit.

386
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,634
Did I say I quit? I'm back.

387
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:41,701
You know what, Rita?
Politics is really hard.

388
00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:44,400
What did you two guys
disagree about?

389
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,534
Well, we were at odds
over how to reduce the deficit.

390
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,434
As a dog, I think
we should reduce the deficit,

391
00:19:50,434 --> 00:19:52,200
but not if it means
cutting into programs

392
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,367
like federally funded
squeezy toys,

393
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,968
and chew bones,
and flea dips--

394
00:19:55,968 --> 00:19:57,200
Oh, and fire hydrants--

395
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,100
RITA:
Stop talking, Runt.

396
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,734
[***]

397
00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:06,300
ANNOUNCER:
 It's time for another
Good Idea, Bad Idea.

398
00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:08,734
 Good idea:

399
00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:12,267
 drinking fresh milk
 from the carton.

400
00:20:14,334 --> 00:20:16,300
 Bad idea:

401
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,234
 drinking fresh milk
 from the cow.

402
00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:20,601
[BELLOWS]

403
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,901
 The end.

404
00:20:24,901 --> 00:20:26,901
[***]

405
00:20:54,968 --> 00:20:56,801
YAKKO:
Good night, Dot.
Night, Wakko.

406
00:20:56,801 --> 00:20:58,934
DOT:
Good night, Yakko.
Good night, Wakko.

407
00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:00,868
WAKKO:
Nighty night, Dot.
Night, Yakko.

408
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,567
YAKKO:
Good night, Elvis.

409
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:03,934
ELVIS:
Thank you very much,

410
00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:05,701
but I don't want anybody
to know I'm here.