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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Here's the show's name-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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[GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[***]

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[***]

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[DOOR OPENS & CLOSES]

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[BUGLING "REVEILLE"]

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Are you wakin' me up?
Are you wakin' me up?

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I guess you are,
because I am up.

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[MEN SOBBING]

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[SHEEP BLEATING]

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Silence!

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Eh.

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Who'd you expect, doc,
Warren Beatty?

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[BARKING BEETHOVEN'S
"SYMPHONY NO. 5"]

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[***]

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* Hey, look at this store *

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* There's movies galore *

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* We've seen them
A thousand times over before *

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ALL:
* And that's why our brains
Don't work anymore *

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* The Player is a movie *

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* About finding
Fresh new scripts *

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* Like Rambo III and Rocky V
And Star Trek number six *

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* Eva joined with Zsa Zsa
And they formed a sister act *

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* But both were unforgiven
Because neither one could act *

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* The hand that rocked
The cradle *

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* Once belonged to Hook
You see *

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* But it got bored
And so it joined *

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* The Addams family *

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YAKKO:
* Amadeus was a genius *

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* Beethoven was a dog *

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* The Muppet Family Christmas *

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* Is about a pig and frog *

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DOT:
* There was a sled named Rosebud
And a citizen named Kane *

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* He rode it till
The snow was melted *

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* Now he's singing in the rain *

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WAKKO:
* The princess bride *

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* Got married
To the prince of tides *

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* Which now makes her dad
The Fisher King *

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* The father of the bride *

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ALL:
* And pretty soon *

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* You'll find them all
Inside the TV Guide *

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* Along with the stars
You like to see *

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* Like Hitchcock and Spielberg
And Oliver Stone *

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* Shirley MacLaine
And Sylvester Stallone *

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* Francis Ford Coppola
Hepburn and Tracy *

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* Robert Zemeckis
And Martin Scorsese *

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* Clint Eastwood, John Wayne
Woody Allen and Mia *

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* Robert De Niro
And Andy Garcia *

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* Sophia Loren, Streisand
Joan Crawford *

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* Paul Newman, Rock Hudson
Spike Lee, Peter Lawford *

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ALL:
* Jack Nicholson, Brando
And Marilyn Monroe *

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* And that's all the people
We know *

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[ALL PANTING]

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ALL:
Hello, nurse!

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[***]

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[SIGHS]

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[SIGHS]

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[GROANS, THEN SCREAMS]

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[SCREAMING]

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BOTH:
Excellent.

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I'm the mightiest duck
of all.

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Says who,
you diaper-clad upstart?

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[BOTH COUGHING]

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Say the secret word
and the ducks come down.

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Oh, no! Yakko!

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Is there a doctor in the house?

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ALL:
Take two aspirin,

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and call us in the morning.

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Relax, I'm fine.
[GROWLING]

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[ROARS]

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Relatively speaking.

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[GROWLING]

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Whoa. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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You haven't been flossing.

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Oh?
When's the last time

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you went to the dentist,
young man?

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These teeth need cleaning.

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[BELCHES]

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[ROARING]

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Better give him
the bill later.

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Hey, give that back.

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[***]

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[STOMPING]

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[BOTH WHINNY]

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[ROARS]

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Charge.

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[ROARS]

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Retreat.

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[BUGLE PLAYING "TAPS"]

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Leave them alone, man.

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[ROARS]

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[SCREAMS]

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[ALL SPITTING]

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Let's drop a sandbag
on him.

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I got a better idea.

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Come on.

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Let's drop a bomb.

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[ROARING]

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Bombs away!

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[***]

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[GROWLING]

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[LAUGHS]
Guess we showed him.

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[ROARS]

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[GROANS]
Maybe not.

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DOT: I wanna drive.
YAKKO: No, I'm driving.

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WAKKO:
I never get to drive.

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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[GROWLING]

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Fire. Definitely,
definitely fire.

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[THUNDER CRASHES]

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[GROWLING]

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[ROARING]

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[ALL CHEERING]

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Yippee!

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[***]

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ALL:
* We're glad the dinosaur
Is gone *

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* He was an easy mark *

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* But if we ever miss him
We can rent Jurassic Park *

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* So when it comes to clunkers *

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* Like The Babe
Or like Presidio *

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* Don't pay 7.50
Just catch 'em on home video *

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* As for us, it's bye-bye time
So long, now toodle-oo *

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* We've had quite enough
Of this *

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* Video revue *

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[***]

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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?

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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.

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Try to take over the world.

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 * They're Pinky and the Brain
 They're Pinky and the Brain *

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 * One is a genius
 The other's insane *

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 * To prove their mousy worth *

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 * They'll overthrow the Earth *

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 * They're dinky
 They're Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *

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[***]

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[***]

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At last, I've done it.
I've finished.

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The end.

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 The Time Machine by H.G. Wells.

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Too bad it's just science
fiction and not science fact.

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[***]

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I suppose
there are some things

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that man cannot meddle with.

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BRAIN:
Perhaps man cannot,
my dear Mr. Wells,

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but mouse can.

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[***]

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Come, Pinky.
Time to put my plan into action.

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[PANTING]
Just a sec, Brain.

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I think I'm finally
getting somewhere.

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BRAIN:
By utilizing invisible forces
of nature,

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we shall make
this time machine work.

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But how, Brain?

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With this.

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Um, Brain, it's not quite
invisible, is it?

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See, I can see it
quite plainly.

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[GRUNTS]

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I can even feel it.

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This paper clip...

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[GRUNTS]

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...will serve
as an antenna,

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grabbing neutrinos
from the cosmos--

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[GRUNTS]

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--and providing ignition
for this craft.

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Astonishin', Brain.

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Um, will it also roast
marshmallows?

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[WHIMPERS]
Actually, it might.

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But first, we shall travel
back to the primordial era,

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alter the course of evolution,

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and then return
to the present

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to a world dominated
not by humans,

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but by mice.

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And they shall choose me
as their leader.

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Egad, Brain.
Brilliant!

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00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:18,734
Oh. Oh, wait.
No, no.

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00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:20,567
Um, why will they pick you?

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Because I'm very likable.

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[TIME MACHINE WHIRRING]

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Now, Pinky, let us begin
a journey that will end

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[ECHOING]
when mice rule the Earth.

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A house divided cannot stand.

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Let them eat cake.

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I came, I saw, I conquered.

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Here we are, Pinky,
at the dawn of time.

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[***]

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[YAWNS]

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Narf, Brain.
Wake me at the noon of time.

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[PLAYS RIMSHOT]

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00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:08,267
What was that?

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Engine knock.

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Behold, Pinky.

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Our ancient prehistoric
ancestor.

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[SQUEALING]

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Uh.

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[GIBBERS]

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This is a crucial time

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in the development
of our two species.

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PINKY:
What, lunch?

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BRAIN:
We will teach
the prehistoric mice

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how to leap up
and grab the best food.

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They will eat it
and grow strong,

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leaving the crumbs
for mankind.

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Our ancestors
will prevail.

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Narf! Whoo!

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These are fun, Brain!

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Wee!

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Narf! Poit! D'oh! Eee!

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Ah! Aie! Doi!
Poit! D'oh!

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[GRUNTS]

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Pinky,
cease and desist.

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00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:07,567
Unhand me,
you future Neanderthal.

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[GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[MICE GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTS]

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Where are we going now, Brain?

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BRAIN:
Forward, to another
key evolutionary moment,

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after a brief stopover
in 1853.

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Why 1853, Brain?

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00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:39,601
Because, Pinky,

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that's when aspirin
was invented.

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[***]

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Pinky, if mice have weapons
before man,

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they can rule
the bearded bipeds.

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00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:06,434
We must demonstrate this
to our ancestors.

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Right.

262
00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:09,434
With this charming selection,

263
00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:11,033
you'll just wow them
at the cookout.

264
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:14,868
And the tops are removable
for easy cleaning. Narf.

265
00:15:15,601 --> 00:15:17,534
[GROANING]

266
00:15:17,534 --> 00:15:20,300
Some mice have more evolving
to do than others.

267
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,934
Observe how technology
triumphs.

268
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:26,734
We're too late.

269
00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:32,200
[***]

270
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,267
All is not lost, Pinky.

271
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,834
We can still travel forward

272
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,334
to the next key moment
in mouse evolution.

273
00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:40,801
Then we will return
to a time when--

274
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:43,100
Oh, oh, oh,
can I say it this time, Brain?

275
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,434
Oh, all right.

276
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:47,701
PINKY [ECHOING]:
When mice rule the Earth!

277
00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:56,167
If mice are first
to control fire,

278
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,300
they will rise above mankind.

279
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,701
Look,
primitive Neolithic rodents.

280
00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:01,968
Look and learn.

281
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:04,501
One of the primal forces
of nature.

282
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,901
That would be pain.

283
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,167
Yeah.

284
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:12,033
No, Pinky, fire.
Show them how to make fire.

285
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:13,634
Oh, right. Of course.
Ahem.

286
00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:15,100
Okay, first then,

287
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,801
you take this thingy here,
right?

288
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,133
And then this thingy here,

289
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:21,067
and you smash 'em together
like this:

290
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,067
Poit.

291
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:24,033
Egad, Brain.
I did it.

292
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:27,167
I discovered fire.
Yes.

293
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:28,334
Oh!

294
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:30,334
[SCREAMING]

295
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,734
Oh, blessed relief.

296
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:36,767
[GASPS]

297
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,300
[***]

298
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:41,000
[TRUMPETS]

299
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,067
Narf. Here, you try.

300
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,734
I'm comin', Brain!

301
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,667
Narf. Poit.

302
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,367
Oooga-booga!

303
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,501
[ROARS]
Ooga-booga! Narf!

304
00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:57,300
[WHIMPERING]

305
00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:03,300
Zounds, I guess I saved you,
Brain.

306
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,300
Actually, Pinky, that woolly
mammoth was the only thing

307
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,567
keeping the saber-toothed
tiger at bay.

308
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:11,000
[TIGER GROWLING]

309
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,701
Look, Pinky.
We've succeeded.

310
00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:19,667
They've learned
to make fire.

311
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,868
[ROARS]

312
00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:23,133
[GROWLING]

313
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:26,367
PINKY:
We made it, Brain.

314
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:31,133
Yes, Pinky.
Let us return to 1895.

315
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,133
[***]

316
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:45,968
[GASPS]

317
00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:49,300
Egad, Brain.
We're giant mice.

318
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:52,300
Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

319
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,367
I think so, Brain,

320
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:56,133
but culottes have
a tendency to ride up so.

321
00:17:57,267 --> 00:17:59,801
No, Pinky.
We're not giants.

322
00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:02,501
We're just the same.
It's the world that's changed.

323
00:18:02,501 --> 00:18:05,300
For I have created
a new world,

324
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:08,701
a mouse world,
a perfect world.

325
00:18:08,701 --> 00:18:10,367
Narf.
Poit. Egad.

326
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:12,033
Poit, narf, egad.

327
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:13,267
Poit, narf.

328
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:14,567
MOUSE 1: Narf.
MOUSE 2: Poit.

329
00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:16,200
MOUSE 3: Egad.
MOUSE 4: Zoit.

330
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,601
MOUSE 5: Zounds.
MOUSE 6: Poit.

331
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:18,901
MOUSE 7: Egad.
MOUSE 8: Poit.

332
00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:20,000
MOUSE 9: Zounds.

333
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,000
MOUSE 10: Narf.
MOUSE 11: Poit.

334
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,767
MOUSE 12: Egad.
[BANGING]

335
00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,334
Quickly, Pinky.
We must return to the past.

336
00:18:27,334 --> 00:18:29,300
I must change it all
back again.

337
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,634
But why, Brain?

338
00:18:30,634 --> 00:18:33,033
It'd be easy to rule
a world of mice like them.

339
00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:34,567
[BANGING ON DOOR]

340
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:35,968
MOUSE 13: Poit.
MOUSE 14: Egad.

341
00:18:35,968 --> 00:18:37,701
MOUSE 15: Zoit.
MOUSE 16: Zort.

342
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:40,567
Yes, Pinky,
but who would want to?

343
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:41,968
MOUSE 17: Narf.
MOUSE 18: Poit.

344
00:18:41,968 --> 00:18:43,367
MOUSE 19: Egad.
MOUSE 20: Poit.

345
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:44,934
MOUSE 20: Zounds.
 * They're dinky *

346
00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:46,234
 * They're Pinky
 And the Brain *

347
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:48,234
 * Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain *

348
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,467
[***]

349
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:58,667
Whoa, Wakko, Dot, hold up.

350
00:18:58,667 --> 00:18:59,767
Why?

351
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:01,167
It's that time again.

352
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,467
Oh, no.
Not the Wheel of Morality.

353
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:07,133
Afraid so. It's time to learn
the moral of today's story.

354
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:10,367
[BOTH SOBBING]
No! No!

355
00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:11,734
Hey, come on.

356
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,567
The Wheel of Morality
adds boring educational value

357
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:15,801
to what would otherwise be

358
00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:18,067
an almost entirely
entertaining program.

359
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:20,367
But the morals
make no sense.

360
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,934
It's totally bogus.

361
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:27,167
Who came up with this stupid
Wheel of Morality idea, anyway?

362
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,400
The execs
at the Fox Kids Network.

363
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,400
Oh.

364
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,234
[CHUCKLES]
They did?

365
00:19:32,234 --> 00:19:33,934
What a great idea.

366
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:37,234
Yeah, I love
the Wheel of Morality.

367
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:43,133
So...

368
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:45,267
 Wheel of Morality
 Turn, turn, turn

369
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,467
 Tell us the lesson
 That we should learn

370
00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:50,434
And the moral
of today's show is...

371
00:19:50,434 --> 00:19:52,434
win a free trip to Tahiti.

372
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:54,667
ALL:
We won, we won, we won, we won!

373
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:55,734
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

374
00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:57,167
ALL:
Yike!

375
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,434
[***]

376
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,834
[APPLAUSE]

377
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:16,834
WARNERS:
* We're so sad
We've no more time together *

378
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:21,033
* Just to drop an anvil
On your head *

379
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:25,033
* And stuff your pockets
Full of dynamite *

380
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:28,367
* Then tie you
To a rhino's head *

381
00:20:29,868 --> 00:20:33,133
[APPLAUSE]

382
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:34,734
Good night, everybody!

383
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,968
Bye!

384
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,334
Spoil your dinner.

385
00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:40,501
[***]

386
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,167
ALL:
Ciao, America.