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[BOLD THEME PLAYING]

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NARRATOR:
Newsreel of the Stars.

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 Dateline: Hollywood, 1930.

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 The Warner Bros. studio.

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 Here at the studio's
 new animation department,

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 the artists toil endlessly
 to come up with cartoon stars,

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 ultimately creating
 three new characters:

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 the Warner brothers
 and their sister, Dot.

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ALL:
Hello, nurse!

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 Unfortunately, the Warner kids
 were totally out of control.

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ALL:
Boingie! Boingie!
Boingie! Boingie!

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 The trio ran amok
 throughout the studio.

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 Until their capture.

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 The Warners' films,
 which made absolutely no sense,

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 were locked away
 in the studio vault,

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 never to be released.

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 As for the Warners themselves,
 they were locked away

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 in the studio water tower,
 also never to be released.

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 Publicly, the studio
 has disavowed

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 any knowledge of the Warners'
 existence to this very day,

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 when the Warners escaped.

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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Here's the show's name-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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NARRATOR:
 In 1620,

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 an intrepid group of pilgrims
 in search of freedom

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 sailed from England
 and landed on Plymouth Rock.

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 And here on the coast
 of New England,

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 they established
 the Plymouth Colony.

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[***]

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 After their difficult
 first year,

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 they decided to celebrate

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 their freedom
 and their first harvest

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 with a great feast.

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But of what food
shall we eat?

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I'll maketh my okra quiche.

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Oh! I'll maketh
salmon tacos.

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I'll maketh
curly Cajun fries.

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Oh, I love thy curly Cajun
fries. They are to dieth for.

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MAN:
Noooo!

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[***]

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We shall eat
of the great native bird...

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the turkey.

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Those gobbley things?

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Oh, they art the dickens
to catcheth.

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Oh, yes.
Very elusive.

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Tricky creatures.

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Tough to nabeth.
Very tough.

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Yes, very tough.

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MAN:
I should sayeth so.

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[PILGRIMS CHATTERING]

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Not for Miles Standish.

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NARRATOR:
 And so the pilgrims'
 bravest hunter and marksman

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 went forth to bringeth back
 the main course: a turkey.

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Bye!
Bye!
Bye-bye!

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Bye-bye!
Bye!
Buh-bye-bye!

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Good luck to thee,
Brother Standish.

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And don't forget
the cranberry sauce.

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[BRANCH CRACKS]

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Shh!

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Be vewy, vewy quiet.

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I'm hunting wab--

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Go away.

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[TURKEY GOBBLING]

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[GOBBLING
"TURKEY IN THE STRAW"]

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[GUNSHOT]

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Thanks a lot, pal.
These are rentals.

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You'll be hearing
from our lawyer.

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Ye be not turkeys.
What be ye?

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ALL:
Tourist.

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I be Yakking Yak.

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I be Wakko Who Waltzes
With Wolves.

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[WILD SWING SONG PLAYING]

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And I be
Princess Pretty Dear,

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who moves like
a springtime-fresh gazelle,

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sweet as honey, and is sweet.

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But you can call me Dot.

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Or are you the kind of guy
who never calls a girl?

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You cad! I'm leaving you.

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I'm going home to mother!

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Nyah!

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And I'm keeping
the ring!

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And this is our pet.

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Say hello to Mr. Gobble.

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[GOBBLING]

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Hello.

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And goodbye.

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[SCREAMING]

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Hey, who do you
think you are?

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I be Miles Standish
from yon pilgrim colony.

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Nice hat, Miles.

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Hey, listen,
it's not too neighborly

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to shoot other people's pets,
you know.

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That bird I doth need
for our great feast.

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No, please. Not Mr. Gobble.

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Take me. Take me.
Go on.

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But spare the bird.
We love him so.

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Oh, please.
Spare the simple creature.

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[SOBBING]

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Congratulations.

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It pays to overact.

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You be strange creatures.

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We're not creatures.
We're Native Americans.

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Thou dost not look
like Native Americans.

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Confidentially,
we're adopted.

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Yeah, it's a heck of a story.

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Lost in the wilderness.

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BOTH:
We were raised
by a flock of turkeys.

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[BOTH GOBBLING]

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We'd like to
tell you more,

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but we're saving it
for a movie of the week.

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Who do you think should play me?
Valerie Bertinelli?

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I do not know this name.

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How about Nancy McKeon?

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Or Jackie Smith could be good
for a more mature look.

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[SCREAMS]

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Move away,
for yon bird is dinner.

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[GOBBLING]

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But he's our pet.
We love him!

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I care not.

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Why? Haven't you
ever had a pet?

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No. Well...

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yes, but...

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'twas long ago
when l was but a boy.

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My dear pet hamster.

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[SIGHS]

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I called him
"Petey Pajamas."

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[SIGHS]

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Yes, tell me
all about Petey.

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Oh, I didst love
that hamster so.

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I tooketh him to bed
with me every night, you know.

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Goodnight, everybody.

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Oh, golly, yes.

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And I did knit him
teeny-tiny pajamas to wear.

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He slept on my nose.

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I misseth him so.

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[SNIFFLES]

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My wittle Petey Pajamas.

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[SOBBING]

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There, there.
It's all right.

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Nappy-nap time for
our cranky pilgrim friend.

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Huh?

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YAKKO:
Sweet dreams.

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And stay away
from our pet turkey.

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[CRASH]

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[GROANING]

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This be
a rough neighborhood.

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[***]

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Oh, fowl that be called turk,
I shall have thee.

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[WHISPERS]
Shhh!

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[GOBBLES]

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[GOBBLES]

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I doth hear it,
but doth not see it.

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[GOBBLES]

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[GOBBLES]

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I am baffled most verily.

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[GASPS]
[GOBBLES]

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There ye be.

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[GOBBLES]

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[GROWLS]

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[GOBBLING "TURKEY IN THE STRAW"]

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[GASPS]

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[PANTING]

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ALL:
Us again!

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ALL:
Mmm-mwah!

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Be gone, pests,
and give me the bird.

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We'd love to, really, but
the Fox censors won't allow it.

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Say thy prayers, beast.

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[GOBBLING]

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[IRISH ACCENT]
Hut-hut-hut, wait, my son.
Is this the answer?

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Using a gun
on a helpless creature?

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Well, I--

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You might poke
someone's eye out

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with that thing.

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And you'd break
your mother's heart.

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Not to mention
Petey Pajamas'.

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[SIGHS]

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Yak no more!

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And give me back mine musket.

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[CHOMP]

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[MUNCHING]

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[GULP]

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[GULP]

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Mine musket.

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Why, you little...

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[GUNSHOT]

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[BUGLE PLAYS "CHARGE"]

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Ahh!

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Who wants
maple syrup?

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BOTH:
I do! I do!

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It's made out of sap,
you know.

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[ROARS]

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[GOBBLING]

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[SPITTING]

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[GOBBLING "TURKEY IN THE STRAW"]

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I doth have no musket,

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but I shall still
naileth yon bird.

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Nice shot.

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Thank ye.

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But it'll never make it.

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Pray tell, why not?

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'Cause of the piano.

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Piano?

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[CRASH]

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[BOTH PLAYING "CHOPSTICKS"]

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Argh!

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[GOBBLING]

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Oof!

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[BLOWS SMACKING]

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Whoa, dumber
than advertised.

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What be the meaning
of this? I-- I-- I...

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Ooh, hey,
there's a surprise inside.

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Why, ye-- I-- I...

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Looky, Mr. Gobble. Supper.

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[SLURPS]

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[GOBBLES]

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Yipes!

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Whoa, get thee away!

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Desist! Forsooth! Gadzooks!

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I can't watch.

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[GOBBLING]

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Keep it away. It be a killer!

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[MOANING]

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BOTH:
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

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[WHIMPERING]

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[GOBBLES]

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I am finished with thee!
All of thee!

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Now, hither, go!

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Leaveth me be!

262
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You'll be lonely
if we go away.

263
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:27,734
No, I won't.

264
00:13:27,734 --> 00:13:29,234
ALL:
Yes, you will.

265
00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:30,501
No, I won't.

266
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:32,334
ALL:
Yes, you will.

267
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:33,834
No, I won't!

268
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:36,133
ALL:
Yes, you will.

269
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,534
I wilt not be lonely!

270
00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:39,734
Now, go!

271
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,501
[ECHOES]
Hello?

272
00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:58,467
Hello?

273
00:13:58,467 --> 00:13:59,501
Hello?

274
00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,000
Ist anyone there?

275
00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:03,667
They kiddeth not.

276
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,267
I am...lonely.

277
00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:07,667
I be lonely.

278
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,534
[SOBBING]

279
00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,133
ALL:
Told you so.

280
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:13,901
Did you miss us?

281
00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:15,367
ALL:
Mmm-mwah!

282
00:14:18,634 --> 00:14:19,667
[GOBBLES]

283
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,801
[GROANING]

284
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,200
[***]

285
00:14:32,334 --> 00:14:34,601
We doth welcome
our native neighbors

286
00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:36,033
to our great feast.

287
00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:39,367
Now, what be this
thou hast brought?

288
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,467
Why, a great turkey,
of course.

289
00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,434
[GOBBLING]

290
00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:45,200
Then with this feast,

291
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,100
we shall give thanks
and call it...

292
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,734
um...

293
00:14:49,734 --> 00:14:51,133
St. Patty's Day?
Halloween?

294
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:52,133
Arbor Day?

295
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,133
Shrove Tuesday?

296
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,133
Cinco de Mayo?

297
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,100
WARNERS:
How about "Thanksgiving"?

298
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,300
This be a great name.

299
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,300
[LAUGHS]

300
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,300
Thank ye.

301
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,133
Always glad
to be of service.

302
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:07,000
[BOTH GOBBLE]

303
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:23,400
[***]

304
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:27,300
[***]

305
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,868
[COOING]

306
00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:38,267
[CHIRPING]

307
00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:48,901
Mama.

308
00:15:48,901 --> 00:15:50,000
Mama?

309
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,033
Mama!

310
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,033
[PLANE SOARING]

311
00:15:54,801 --> 00:15:55,901
Mommy?

312
00:15:55,901 --> 00:15:57,300
Vroom.

313
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,467
Vroom.

314
00:15:58,467 --> 00:15:59,801
Vroom.

315
00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:00,801
Vroom.

316
00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:02,701
Vroom!

317
00:16:02,701 --> 00:16:03,701
Whoa!

318
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,934
Mommy!

319
00:16:12,934 --> 00:16:14,501
Mommy!

320
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:16,167
Wait for me.

321
00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:20,534
[PANTING]

322
00:16:20,534 --> 00:16:22,167
Mama? Mama?

323
00:16:23,334 --> 00:16:24,334
Huh?

324
00:16:26,934 --> 00:16:27,934
Wow!

325
00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:33,067
[IMITATES GUNFIRE]

326
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:43,467
Oof!

327
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,434
ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKERS]:
Top Flyers.

328
00:16:45,434 --> 00:16:48,133
 Coming soon
 to a theater near you.

329
00:16:54,734 --> 00:16:57,534
Mommy! Wait for me.

330
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:03,868
Mommy. Mommy.

331
00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:05,300
Oh, Mommy.

332
00:17:13,634 --> 00:17:15,367
Mommy.

333
00:17:18,868 --> 00:17:20,300
[SIGHS]

334
00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:28,567
[GASPS]

335
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,767
Mommy, wait up.

336
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,200
Look. Eggies.

337
00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,801
Eggy, eggy, eggies.

338
00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:01,801
Hello, little brother.

339
00:18:01,801 --> 00:18:04,267
Hello, little sister.

340
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,667
Uh-oh.

341
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:17,868
Oh, no, Mama. No!

342
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,634
Eggy gonna break.
Eggy gonna break!

343
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:28,901
Gotta save eggy.
Gotta save eggy.

344
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,634
[GASPS]

345
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:36,300
[EXPLOSION]

346
00:18:40,601 --> 00:18:42,100
Uh-oh.

347
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,968
Eggy broke.

348
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,734
[PANTING]

349
00:18:57,734 --> 00:18:58,801
Mama?

350
00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:00,467
[GASPS]

351
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:02,033
[CHIRPS]

352
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,534
Mama.

353
00:19:07,534 --> 00:19:08,868
[SIGHS]

354
00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:20,133
BOTH:
Mama. Mama. Mama.

355
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:21,234
[PLANE SOARING]

356
00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:27,434
BOTH:
Mama! Mama! Mama!

357
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,634
Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

358
00:19:30,634 --> 00:19:32,400
No. Not Mama.

359
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,434
No.

360
00:19:33,434 --> 00:19:35,234
Not Mama.

361
00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:40,634
Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

362
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,901
Kids.

363
00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:48,300
Mama.

364
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,701
[ALL SIGH]

365
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,133
[***]

366
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,300
It's that time again.

367
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,567
To make fun of people
in Range Rovers?

368
00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:06,801
To discuss how cute I am?

369
00:20:06,801 --> 00:20:09,400
No. It's time
to learn the day's lesson.

370
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,200
And to find out what it is,

371
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,534
we turn to
the Wheel of Morality.

372
00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:16,901
Wheel of Morality,
turn, turn, turn.

373
00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:18,634
Tell us the lesson
that we should learn.

374
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,334
Moral number two.

375
00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:23,100
And the moral
of today's story is:

376
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,000
Don't eat
with your mouth full.

377
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
That is so deep.

378
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,501
I'm still completely confused.

379
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:30,801
[WHISTLE BLOWING]

380
00:20:30,801 --> 00:20:32,100
ALL:
Yike!

381
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:36,100
[***]

382
00:20:38,601 --> 00:20:42,601
[***]

383
00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:05,834
Set three extra places.

384
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:08,033
ALL:
We're comin' over for dinner.